Our teammate is just standing in spawn inspecting his knifes..

@joey3533

3 жыл бұрын

Report him.

@ved9119

3 жыл бұрын

Kick him

@Krieg4Life

3 жыл бұрын

Ask CSGO to ban em

@imadog6337

3 жыл бұрын

Ip ban him

@Skibidisiggma

3 жыл бұрын

@@Krieg4Life yeah that makes sense

0:21 that’s not an added sound effect but I swear it unintentionally sounds exactly like the in game sound

@gakoswave4617

3 жыл бұрын

That was so unexpected :D

@angeloguerzon2679

3 жыл бұрын

69 comments nice

@n37her28

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually bad ass as fuck

@gigafuriousss5139

3 жыл бұрын

0 dislikes nice

@masahirosakurai3733

3 жыл бұрын

Why is the sound so late tho

i love the fact that he's just standing there doing all of that in silence, imagine walking in on that

@derpydqelinuent

2 жыл бұрын

@Nate Dettleff What do you want?

@t7_br0k3n3

2 жыл бұрын

They be like: "Dude tf are u doing?" "Shut up im inspecting a knife!"

@MisterDenisTT

2 жыл бұрын

NPC encounter

The wall be like: I've seen enough, I am satisfied

@eoa6112

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen enough, i am satisfied

@Nagi089

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen enough, i am satisfied

@jisooisnotscary4250

3 жыл бұрын

Do we have to repeat this in comment ?

@eoa6112

3 жыл бұрын

@@jisooisnotscary4250 im the one who made that line.

@jisooisnotscary4250

3 жыл бұрын

@@eoa6112 so do we have to repeat it in comments ?

"Why do you have a knife?" "I run faster with a knife!"

@EclipsedEquinox

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a Pure Pwnage reference right?

@mrpopo6812

3 жыл бұрын

The adrenaline is astounding. For me and the victim.

@DashBolt

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrpopo6812 _w a i t_

@cbilgd7860

3 жыл бұрын

@@DashBolt w a i t

@someamonguscontent1382

3 жыл бұрын

@@cbilgd7860 w a i t

The wall: *profusely sweating*

@philidor9657

3 жыл бұрын

Stop. Let this trash meme trend die.

@MagpieDynamics

3 жыл бұрын

That was almost funny, just remove the “nobody”.

@wooshmeifurgay7452

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagpieDynamics Yes, an outdated and always unfunny meme was almost funny.

@MagpieDynamics

3 жыл бұрын

@@wooshmeifurgay7452 Ascribing human emotions to inanimate objects is pretty timeless, as far as jokes go.

@GalactoseGalaxy

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagpieDynamics You saved the joke

imagine robbing this guy and seeing him looking at the wall performing knife tricks

@Ethan_Whitlock

3 жыл бұрын

I be running

@patrickstar3593

3 жыл бұрын

Like the guy who sat a lot

@El_Hornio_II

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickstar3593 oh yeah that guy, yeah a robber broke into his house and when he saw the guy just sitting, smiling at the camera, he fucking left

@o2t4ne79

2 жыл бұрын

underrated lol

@nextgeneration6898

2 жыл бұрын

Iam outta there

*Goes to knife store* This guy: Hey, I need about 20 knives, all different types Store: Um....why? This guy: Oh no reason. Just reenacting CS:GO Store: Understandable, have a great day

@pika3207

3 жыл бұрын

oh no Anyways

@zachconant7031

3 жыл бұрын

England: oi you got a loicense to even enter this knife store?

@dronsito

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachconant7031 customer: and do u hav e loicense to ask me dat?

@_pan652

2 жыл бұрын

@@dronsito Ñ

@collusion918

2 жыл бұрын

Where is he gonna plant tho

"This isn't the killing house anymore. This is real life"

@splchicken

3 жыл бұрын

It's a killing bungalow

@Meeshkan

3 жыл бұрын

"I told you - we kill 'em all!"

@epicmegacore

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@therealsinsane

3 жыл бұрын

"Run little girls run!.."

@breadymold3206

3 жыл бұрын

@@splchicken soviet womble

POV: someone just broke into your house and you can't decide what knife to use

@m.hnasheeth23

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@OutbreakBoi

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@mydogatemyhomework272

3 жыл бұрын

Edgelord

@OutbreakBoi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mydogatemyhomework272 how is that edgy my guy?

@mydogatemyhomework272

3 жыл бұрын

@@OutbreakBoi you're trying to act very badass like "I have so many knives I can't choose"

Bro really loves CS:GO so much that he bought knives from the game and taught himself how to inspect his weapons. He must have time on his hands

@switchblade6

2 жыл бұрын

no those are gloves

@VenomMolotov

11 ай бұрын

​@@switchblade6good one

These new RTXs surely look stunning

@hg-yw9fs

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Mr24Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated one

@mohepicpro7790

Жыл бұрын

Nah thats source 2

An intruder: enters his house Him: b-hopping, switching magazines with one hand, doing knife tricks with the other. Intruder: my time has come

@jadenharris1822

3 жыл бұрын

And that intruder figured out that there are mistakes

@jaromallphin3615

3 жыл бұрын

Then the intruder sues him for using bhop hacks

@typeable

3 жыл бұрын

I try bunny hopping in real life actually

@pika3207

3 жыл бұрын

so anyways i started stabbing

@EduardoLougon

3 жыл бұрын

@@typeable wtf

Now do all of them while b-hopping

@Kitzaghi

3 жыл бұрын

@@nilalightheaded is this joke or?

@reasonxaphn1x

3 жыл бұрын

@@nilalightheaded i had

@acedarippa8643

3 жыл бұрын

He should

@reasonxaphn1x

3 жыл бұрын

@One Fuze Boi footage was lost.

@z-chan946

3 жыл бұрын

@@nilalightheaded it's called striding

Officer: why do you have so many knives The creator: I can explain

Imagine you're his mom, you enter the room, and you see your son just spinnin' knifes

@FD-wl7xq

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if they know you do balisong,then they probably wouldn’t be surprised 😂

@metalface8515

2 жыл бұрын

abort

The fact that most of these knives would be more expensive in game than in real life

@M0D776

3 жыл бұрын

No, you actually pay more for their coat of (virtual) paint

@hakushism

3 жыл бұрын

@@M0D776 no lol 🤣

@M0D776

3 жыл бұрын

@@hakushism yes? The prices of an unpainted knife in CSGO are small when compared to the prices of the painted ones, like, by sooooo much.

@bl.edxardo

3 жыл бұрын

@@M0D776 Thats not true, Vanilla knifes in cs are not cheaper than all of the painted skin

@RandomVideos-hw4kk

3 жыл бұрын

@@M0D776 Gut Knife - Safari Mesh is cheaper than Gut Knife

and those knives are almost certainly cheaper than their polygon counter-parts.

Krambit : don't copy my home work exactly. Teacher will find us Talon : say no more

@sauliusskvernelis323

2 жыл бұрын

karambit doesnt have the spin thingy so talon is better than karambit

@chromite4068

2 жыл бұрын

@@sauliusskvernelis323 makes it look retarded

God, if anyone has any doubts about the sharpness of your knives while doing tricks, I at least know a K-BAR when I see it. You are ballsy, brave, and badass. I would never risk a trick with a blade like that, lol.

When a virtual knife costs more than a real one.

@maikaz5692

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@hoc4772

3 жыл бұрын

tru

@idunaron

3 жыл бұрын

Nice grammar boys

@bigpo2736

3 жыл бұрын

@@idunaron thats not grammar

@ZapWyd

3 жыл бұрын

@@idunaron nice brain bro thats not grammar thats spelling

you ever just sit there and thik like: wha if someone came into the room while you were doing those tricks? like do you act all embarrassed or do you just kill em right there?

@Soroosh.S83

3 жыл бұрын

yifan ;P XD

@MrGuestMan1901

3 жыл бұрын

@yifan ;P *y e s* But what if police comes? Are you going to kill ‘em too?

@brxzillian

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGuestMan1901 If he is a T then yes

@sasayaki8593

3 жыл бұрын

Kill them, they musnt know a gods moves with his knives

@slichic21

3 жыл бұрын

I mean id show em and train em to be my knife boi jedi

1:57 when someone calls you sus and you hit them with *Ursus*

@long-nose-james6336

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best joke i've heard in my entire focken life. Thank you, human being

@user-hk9hx9de3g

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations for making me laugh, best human being

1:55 help me from this endless hell known as among us

@MawhsiV

3 жыл бұрын

*U R S U S*

@rock_dude1

3 жыл бұрын

Among Us is cringe.

@boxyshirt3119

3 жыл бұрын

@@rock_dude1 fr

@rock_dude1

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxyshirt3119 Yeah, memes made it cringe for me. They're just overused Among Us slang being spammed over and over.

@MawhsiV

3 жыл бұрын

@@rock_dude1 ya same man

"i'm a professional"

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I get ad rev so technically :/

@AleksWorkshop

3 жыл бұрын

@ I dont blame u lmao i do the same thing

@Omni-science

3 жыл бұрын

Famous Last Word

@deadlymongoose2120

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@sirdiesalot2959

3 жыл бұрын

@ LMAO a gaming youtuber made that same argument

Quiet kid warming up for school:

@ozzytomass7948

3 жыл бұрын

Damb dude

@walldaryn

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 This is america

@florian2508

3 жыл бұрын

@Ivan The evil madbro?

@ozzytomass7948

3 жыл бұрын

@Ivan The evil screw you looser

@lurkr1274

3 жыл бұрын

@Ivan The evil cringe how ur still using the word cringe

imagine trying to do the CZ rare animation irl that must hurt

Falchion inspect was clean as hell bro, need to try this with various knifes

"Falchion knife" *Proceeds to pull out a jumbo lock pick*

@1r587

3 жыл бұрын

For unlocking the underwear of the mother of the guy you just killed.

@samibear8700

3 жыл бұрын

Lockpickinglawyer be looking a bit different today

@TheParkerlion

3 жыл бұрын

@@samibear8700 and that’s in facts brother.

@davidgutierrez4631

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf I read this and scrolled back up to the video, he was using that knife

@kayagorzan

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

no one : silvers after getting one kill with the awp in a 1v5 :

@jarjarsithmaster970

3 жыл бұрын

I am a silver but i made ach with awp in a 1v5 Situation

@jarjarsithmaster970

3 жыл бұрын

@therealcarat yea but with a mp9 i killed 4 too and they had all aks 3 of them are mg1

@gmh737

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: asian silvers are built different

@craftysmithkeith3653

3 жыл бұрын

@@gmh737 this is true, you can watch a silver gun down an mge by jumping around the corner and bouncing like it’s fortnite, he will be pointing in their general direction but somehow get a headshot

@gmh737

3 жыл бұрын

@@craftysmithkeith3653 yeah their broken af

1:59 I’m sus?!

Nobody: Schrodinger: Flipping knives with an Apple watch on his hand

His shadow looks like Tintin with the camera on his head

@noellex3333

3 жыл бұрын

Bro 😂😂😂

@DominicLlove

3 жыл бұрын

HALLO

@gort105

3 жыл бұрын

Here before this blows up

@yarto7219

3 жыл бұрын

woa hi weegee

@thegoatfather1676

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice that :0

wall: "Sweating Intesifies"

@completelydelusional

3 жыл бұрын

comment stolen lol

@animatorflipz9196

3 жыл бұрын

@@completelydelusional your reply is stolen lol

@comrademoshi1028

3 жыл бұрын

@@animatorflipz9196 lmao he just got shat on

@ven5707

3 жыл бұрын

@@completelydelusional no one asked

@completelydelusional

3 жыл бұрын

@@ven5707 no one asked you to reply, and its a fact that he stole it

everyone's gonna start shaking when he enters a school

@zeth526

3 жыл бұрын

@very cool oh no I'm a furry!

Great great work mate! Very impressive. I just have 1 tipper. Next time aim the camera a tad bit lower on a couple of the more advanced tricks because we really want to see what you’re doing but we can’t. Still, very impressive. True dedication and commitment.

4:14 sofa reveal

@TheProfessionalSandEater

3 жыл бұрын

Hope we get a window reveal soon

@ocsanik502

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheProfessionalSandEater POWER OUTLET REVEAL

@LUCAS420BLZ

3 жыл бұрын

That's a bit creepy

@spof7795

3 жыл бұрын

@@LUCAS420BLZ in case you didn’t notice it was a joke

@nastyfrogproductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@spof7795 in case you didn't notice it was a joke

0:17 the real reason why CT & T wears a gloves

@felixftw4702

3 жыл бұрын

even though some of them are fingerless

@parkourguyyy

3 жыл бұрын

the more expensive your non-default gloves are, the better your in game performance. Its not that you suck, its your model hurt their hand with their knife

@felixftw4702

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkourguyyy that's not spray paint on the neon revolution, that's blood

@EthanAdey

3 жыл бұрын

Wears a gloveS

@emeraldhazo8147

3 жыл бұрын

A gloves?

"Ursus Knife" Among us players: im not sus! Ur sus!

@Jhnpog

2 жыл бұрын

Please stop it

@kaius3866

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH

Imagine someone looks through this guys window and they just see him staring at a wall playing with knifes and guns

Plot twist: this is actually a mod

@N3onDr1v3

3 жыл бұрын

Plot plot twist he did the animations for motion capture

@sokkerfreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@N3onDr1v3 plot plot plot twist he was never there and that was his twin

@mr.v1ct0r

3 жыл бұрын

Still impressive knife collection

@tegridysoda5282

3 жыл бұрын

Rtx enabled

@ChengZe

3 жыл бұрын

Skinchanger

Robber: *breaks into Schrödinger’s house* Schrödinger: don’t come near me... Schrödinger again: *does all cs:go knife moves” Schrödinger one final time: 𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙

@ocsanik502

3 жыл бұрын

Robber: *Why do I hear boss music*

@akisa7865

3 жыл бұрын

Schrödinger: *Starts b-hopping down the stairs* The robber: *chuckles* I'm in danger

@WestOfLee100

3 жыл бұрын

Robber: “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer” *starts cloaking like spy*

@RandomL0s3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@WestOfLee100 Neighbor: I'll ignore that. **Hides crowbar**

@sirdiesalot2959

3 жыл бұрын

eeeeeeexactly

the time you put in these videos... wow your dedication is really amazing

yoooo this mad dope 😂 u should sus if you can get like driver gloves IRL or sports gloves, and then do another vid with sapphire and ruby knives

This one will do well I bet. Good post sir.

3 жыл бұрын

I hope so

@azmastergamer6908

3 жыл бұрын

@ I think it will

@wannabecatman4951

3 жыл бұрын

That was a beautiful display of trick and backstabbery

@what_homework

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, but ur glue gun video did absolutely spectacular

@TempoChannel5

3 жыл бұрын

.....

I love the Karambit one... and you obviusly

3 жыл бұрын

Luv you more

@masahirosakurai3733

3 жыл бұрын

Gay?! 😳😳

@vargasjorgeissac3b679

3 жыл бұрын

@@masahirosakurai3733 😳

@madxccxl7774

3 жыл бұрын

@@masahirosakurai3733 not gay just comfy with the homies

@masahirosakurai3733

3 жыл бұрын

@@madxccxl7774 🦍

Imma just say the pull out sound on some of these knives is just mmmmmm sweet

Imagine walking into this dudes room, and just seeing knives every where

Reads, "I'm a professional." Me: Define professional. Him: *Misses foot* Ah okay, I see. 😂

@Dy_sk

3 жыл бұрын

Mans taking a joke seriously

@traveler4879

3 жыл бұрын

Emoji is cringe

@sodemz

3 жыл бұрын

Well, @@traveler4879 so is bad grammar, but you don’t have to take my word mr. “i forgot a period and is bashing someone for using a emoji.” Edit: i added the “Well,” so i can start another sentence with it so people can get mad over a simple thing, like an emoji😳.

@sodemz

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackson He clearly said in the beginning not to, and did the joke just fly over your head?

@CornFlex420

3 жыл бұрын

@@traveler4879 so is reddit and talking like a 4 year old, now go away before your mom catches you watching something you're not supposed to be

Dude his house is literally an armory

@ritikadhaker8922

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna live in his house damn

@bmhater1283

3 жыл бұрын

Got the source of your pfp? I saw that on a L4D2 mod

@Aizelav

3 жыл бұрын

@@bmhater1283 um, I just searched up Genshin impact fan art MC and found this.

@yeetmaster08

3 жыл бұрын

Burglar: breaks into his house Also burglar: I’m in danger

@TempoChannel5

3 жыл бұрын

hhhhh

this is awesome lol, left a like!

I feel like this man has a vault of just knives in his basement

non csgo gamers wondering why he’s checking his knife for scratches

@issydelz

3 жыл бұрын

MM

@beafle2180

3 жыл бұрын

But technically u only need to watch csgo to know, i watched majors for 2 years until i got a pc recently

@l0c0forever98

3 жыл бұрын

@@beafle2180 watching esports (cs only) since 2019, at that time I was able to play cs on my brothers pc until he sold it (in 2020). I still hope that after I finish with my exams I will get one myself. So I know how it is, congrats and glhf :)

@ATOM1C-

3 жыл бұрын

@@l0c0forever98 sure u will :D keep the hopes high!

@MetalGodMasino

3 жыл бұрын

I got csgo but i can't rec videos because of obs insane lag

His Wall: "Are you gonna stab me or not?"

@TheBlueKnight-

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔😂😂😂

@user-fr7eq9gj5r

3 жыл бұрын

His wall: i fear no man but that thing CS:GO Knife It scares me

@pika3207

3 жыл бұрын

yes.

A thief enters the house : This guy : vibing with ak47 and knifes The theif: why I hear boss music?

@Ethan_Whitlock

3 жыл бұрын

He comes for you

Imagine a fbi coming his house for investigation and seeing the weapons: he's got the weapons

So i'm assuming this is what the pencil flipper in middle school turns into... Where do I start-

@user-cy7bg5qy4k

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction lol

@sirdiesalot2959

3 жыл бұрын

lmao yeah this is where we congregate after learning about fancy knifes. (that or cs:go)

@grug2085

3 жыл бұрын

Learn Balisong tricks. There’s his channel called Big Flips which has pretty good tutorials, just ignore his Christian midlife crisis videos

@muj7237

3 жыл бұрын

More like the start of all pen spinners

@bd-1sbestie566

3 жыл бұрын

@@grug2085 I know! I found Big flips a little bit ago. I have watched all of the beginner tricks amd will binge the others soon. I don't even have a knife but I really want one for xmas

Her: Hes probably out cheating on me Him: filming CS GO all knife tricks irl

@basedneutral1173

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@djketoldaluusbkabel585

3 жыл бұрын

jokes on you i havent even seen a woman yet (this is a cry for help)

@robertbene6914

3 жыл бұрын

@@djketoldaluusbkabel585 de hülye vagy XD

@user-el7bk8qg5y

3 жыл бұрын

vape cat

@pika3207

3 жыл бұрын

cat tastes vape

Guy: *buys all these knifes* FBI Agent: hey uh do we arrest him or not bc he bought about 45 different knifes 😐😐

@IsaacGamingYT366

3 жыл бұрын

@Nate Dettleff, Lol nice

@counterstrike4745

3 жыл бұрын

@Nate Dettleff kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y2t1r6hye6yyhcY.html

The wall is learning to become a special ops soldier with all dis

Navaja knife Spanish translation: Knife Knife

@FryingWater

3 жыл бұрын

So there's gun gun

@SoapCkat

3 жыл бұрын

As a Spanish speaker he is correct

@adrher1999

3 жыл бұрын

I mean navaja is a type of knife so... yes?

@ImNot

3 жыл бұрын

navaja is a type of knife, so its actually navaja in spanish too.

@zewo2269

3 жыл бұрын

qcy pero ta bien

Me having never played csgo KZread: I think this guy would like this on his recommended Also me: enjoying the video

@kiri374

3 жыл бұрын

same, i think youtube is trying to convert me from valorant to csgo...

@mrwaterincupsyt1772

3 жыл бұрын

This is so me

@ashplays2233

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiri374 same here lol

@baymexx6591

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiri374 good. Csgo is much better

@dead_guyyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiri374 I play splatoon

Amazing the Ursus knife looks cool

I love the UrSus knife (would be useful in a game of among us) and i love the NoMad knife! (I atually love ur tricks dude)

4:09 that should actually be a rare animation in CS:GO

@peterisbot

3 жыл бұрын

yeah just drop the knife mid fight

@cyberrodrigo

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterisbot and take another one like if you had tons of it

@AAG414

3 жыл бұрын

wtf 409 likes

@grqfes

3 жыл бұрын

No it shouldn't...

@andriwll

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyberrodrigo would be funny

Fun Fact-The kinfe in the game costs more than the actual one

@Jibbleyang

3 жыл бұрын

Too true

@LeCatte

3 жыл бұрын

Not so sure about that... Depends on the knife

@j.d1972

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeCatte every knife

@Rxsselll

3 жыл бұрын

bro ur wifi password is clearly "password" sooooo u got anything fun bout that G?

@hiiambarney4489

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeCatte Depends on how many people play the game and drop chances but yes, you get like a rusty knife for 7 bucks not 30

His neighbors looking through the binoculars: He has been possessed again..

Bro really held up both hands with the Bowie Knife

he really just owns every single knife ever

@patrickmcelrath4962

3 жыл бұрын

Its true for each model I think

@tranquil2119

3 жыл бұрын

He could borrow them

@playaboutpatforms2709

3 жыл бұрын

nah he doesnt have them all

@jpec5520

3 жыл бұрын

Still a lot cheaper than owning them all in game

@toxicelamain2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@jpec5520 Just wanted to say that lol. Imagine spenting thousands on low res crap in an aging game chile I can have them all in my room for much cheaper and cut tomatoes with each.

guys vote kick him he’s standing still at spawn!

@rhoxxxz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@juancampos352

3 жыл бұрын

**Press F1**

@TheForgottenDarkKnight

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@guiaroo639

3 жыл бұрын

this one holarious ♥

@murfern6917

3 жыл бұрын

f1 xD

As soon as u said u were professional I subbed

Love the satisfying click when he opens the knife

"Remember switching to your pistol is faster than reloading!"

@chonk9625

3 жыл бұрын

I used up all my secondary ammo :,)

@thebluecollarkid1521

3 жыл бұрын

@@chonk9625 "Using your knife is even faster than switching to your pistol!"

@blitz3d447

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong game...

@blitz3d447

3 жыл бұрын

@Stray i didn’t say it to you

@blitz3d447

3 жыл бұрын

@Stray don’t care

Everybody gangsta till the quite kid flexes off his karambit skills

@noobpoob3889

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there fellow lego star wars character!

that case hardened bayonet do be looking dope

I can't belive how usefull those airsoft guns and knife replicas are.

“I’m a professional... *proceeds to drop knife* Well kinda professional” the famous quote from Schrödinger. You a semi professional

@8.ui13

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

@worstatwinning7115

3 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming you're semi professional at English?

@IvanTube0

3 жыл бұрын

@@worstatwinning7115 bruh

@roguechlnchllla6564

3 жыл бұрын

He's both a professional and nonprofessional simultaneously.

@kamataros5172

3 жыл бұрын

Schrödingers professional

this guy learned all knife tricks already while I’m sitting here for a whole month still waiting for my karambit to arrive

@aisjjdnxj-mq1kk

3 жыл бұрын

Same, just bought one two days ago and I still need to wait like another 2 weeks

@jmax4560

3 жыл бұрын

@@aisjjdnxj-mq1kk where from bro?

@someretard4609

3 жыл бұрын

Garuda linux

@sheridonboler8632

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmax4560 you can buy a lot of knives from blade city.

@fifafelix3930

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheridonboler8632 LMFAOOOOO

Wow there are so many knives that I had no idea they actually exist in the game. Bruh

The satisfying return to idle position.

He NEEDS to get a green screen to put on his wall edit: lol i’ve never had 1K likes before tanks

@yashrathore7079

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: its actually a green screen , he added the wall in it

@somerandompersonwithoutapr6894

3 жыл бұрын

Is he gonna do a green screen of those skating maps and do knife animations while talking?

@theparkidk7566

3 жыл бұрын

@@yashrathore7079 no

@theparkidk7566

3 жыл бұрын

@@yashrathore7079 your lying

@theparkidk7566

3 жыл бұрын

@@yashrathore7079 thats not a green screen

can't imagine a guy holding a knife staring at a wall with a camera recording holy jesus thanks for 1.8k likes that's crazy (if only i got it on my shitty vids)

@dylanmarvintan3942

3 жыл бұрын

Hes staring his death

@Black2overlord

3 жыл бұрын

But you can cause u just watched it

@MonkeSquid69

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t imagine a guy watching staring at a wall recording

@babsilk

3 жыл бұрын

You just did. He's currently at his spawn point

Can't we Just appreciate the fact that his graffics are very good?

My mans literally got all the knife case openings IRL.

when you're the last member alive and your team spectates you:

This man's ability to replicate the stiff yet bouncy nature of viewmodel animations is impeccable.

Cop: Any weapons on you? Schrodinger:

The wall : take my money but please don’t hurt me

Him : Do all the CSGO knives tricks His wall : help me im scared

imagine someone walking outside, seeing him staring at a wall, holding a knife in his hand

@downwitthe1876

3 жыл бұрын

he'd start to believe in simulation theory

@p1nquee

3 жыл бұрын

afk

@asylumskp4391

3 жыл бұрын

"He's probably lagging"

@vedwargantiwar4610

3 жыл бұрын

And a camera in his mouth lol

@OkOk077

3 жыл бұрын

@@vedwargantiwar4610 what?

Where did you get the Scelleton knive, i cant find it anywhere? :c

the thief coming to his house be like: would you like to rob me sir?

"Sir we understand that your American, but please get out this is a wendys"

Plot twist : he is an ingame csgo character

Guy : *Showing off weapons in front of his wall* Wall : Please don't hurt me

Did you do multiple helixes for the butterfly knife? I tried doing that animation but I can’t do that many thumb rollovers…

Just imagine if someone tried to rob this guy's house

@isaac7175

3 жыл бұрын

It would be a massacre

@hersheylindon7677

3 жыл бұрын

It would be worst if he had all his 108 friends over

@nomekop777

3 жыл бұрын

He stabs you and starts teabagging you

@ratkiller6237

3 жыл бұрын

the robber would shoot him...

@ArJayDM

3 жыл бұрын

You do know a person with 1 knife is the same amount of danger as someone with multiple knives right ? Its not like your power level grows with each knife you obtain.... it's not like hes general grievous

These PS5 graphics looking clean!

3 жыл бұрын

I wish csgo was on the ps5

@avcables_

3 жыл бұрын

@ I wish TF2 was on the PS5

@wefeonto2014

3 жыл бұрын

@@avcables_ same

@ohioboy1878

3 жыл бұрын

@Hank T well it isnt

@ohioboy1878

3 жыл бұрын

@Hank T its also on the xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Plus with back compat you can play it on xbox one and series x

Am I taking safety precautions if i wear a wristband or I just keep the safety cover on?

The video: "DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you're sure you can do them" Me: *knife goes swing swing hehe*