Crusading to VICTORY in Crusader Kings

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CK3 is a game all about CRUSADING! Having said that, most Crusades end up failing. Today, we aim to end that by becoming the KING of JERUSALEM in CK3. CK3 Crusades or CK3 holy wars are a hefty affair - with the best retinues in the game, it becomes trivial. We also utilise CK3 holy orders in order to secure the largest levies in order to take the HOLY LAND! CK3 Playing tall has nothing on this. I'm also joined by Koifish and Simo, or as I call them CK3 Koifish and CK3 Simo.
Crusading to VICTORY in Crusader Kings
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Emperor:
Faith incandescent
JoshuaS
King:
Charlie Damerell
Crilly
Flyerton99
JdoW52
Kargon
Sjalmi
Lewis Wright
Redguard76
ShadowSinger
Duke:
Benjin
ColeZawesome
Cutaline
Ghostwolf567
Of The Dragon
Phalexsu
Thomas Carmichael
Count:
AssBreath
Bobby Bottle Service
Brandon Smith-Darby
danjamrod
King of the Hoot Hoots
Penda
ratsoupchef
Red Star
Stuart Watson
Søren Ryge
ThatOneGuy
Baron:
choppyrice
Hachi
Professor toad
Rhcali
Tobias Lauge Borgstrøm
Trevor
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  • @szymonrobak3331
    @szymonrobak3331 Жыл бұрын

    3:10 Laith: "We should give him a good christian name" the boy literally named saint

  • @Hadar1991

    @Hadar1991

    Жыл бұрын

    It actually means a man with strong fame because in Old Polish święty = silny (saint = strong).

  • @szymonrobak3331

    @szymonrobak3331

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Hadar1991 yeah i know but i thought it will be funny

  • @zacharyhunt9594
    @zacharyhunt9594 Жыл бұрын

    I speak French to my Enemies, I speak Arabic to God, and I don't speak to Women.... The most Giga Chad Sigma Grind thing I've ever heard

  • @wrecksseesall4354

    @wrecksseesall4354

    Жыл бұрын

    I laughed for like 2 minutes straight 🤣

  • @anglophone412

    @anglophone412

    Жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of the Charles V quote

  • @Esehe

    @Esehe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anglophone412 which it obviously stems from :)

  • @anglophone412

    @anglophone412

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Esehe I taught my dog German and can confirm that Charles was right 😂

  • @Esehe

    @Esehe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anglophone412 I believe the original quote was "talk german to my horse". But I reckon/hope it is a German Sheppard!

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo Жыл бұрын

    Mashalla- I mean Deus Vult!

  • @danielsullivan6616
    @danielsullivan6616 Жыл бұрын

    Ck3 vids with koifish and simo are the very best content this channel makes I need more

  • @warden8203

    @warden8203

    Жыл бұрын

    very true

  • @Devoxic

    @Devoxic

    Жыл бұрын

    Very very true

  • @aleksandarmanojlovic4988

    @aleksandarmanojlovic4988

    Жыл бұрын

    not only this channel, but best ck3 videos in general on all of youtube

  • @The_Crimson_Lion
    @The_Crimson_Lion Жыл бұрын

    Me after the Pope calls the 17th crusade after all the other ones failed: I'm tired boss

  • @undeadwarrior88

    @undeadwarrior88

    Жыл бұрын

    The only time the crusade is successful is when I bankrupt myself hiring mercenaries

  • @fat_sans

    @fat_sans

    Жыл бұрын

    me after the pope keeps calling crusades for Italy and France: how many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man

  • @riccardocirielli

    @riccardocirielli

    Жыл бұрын

    skill issue

  • @Klongu_Da_Bongu

    @Klongu_Da_Bongu

    Жыл бұрын

    Naive me: Let's go! Deus Vult and all that! Fatamid Caliphate: 🎶Daisy, Daisy... Give me your anwser, do... I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... 🎶

  • @oVoxxy

    @oVoxxy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@undeadwarrior88 I always try to seize their capital first with my 30k stack and then wipe the small armies before they group up cause the other Catholics don’t do shit when they get to the target 9/10 if you don’t have 30% when they land your fucked

  • @brighamblundell4457
    @brighamblundell4457 Жыл бұрын

    I died when Koi said, "I can also speak Arabic, I'm Swedish." and then zero reaction about it.

  • @jaysefgames1155

    @jaysefgames1155

    Жыл бұрын

    If Laith commented on it the thought police would arrest him.

  • @Jrookus

    @Jrookus

    Жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious, and so true

  • @DominickMoerike-df8ln

    @DominickMoerike-df8ln

    Ай бұрын

    A sweetest person, what needs would they have to learn Arabic?

  • @trite4654
    @trite4654 Жыл бұрын

    I! AM A CRUSADER! I *WILL* TAKE THE BAIT! Underrated line from koifish

  • @TheEU4Chad
    @TheEU4Chad Жыл бұрын

    EU4: *Takes land* CK3: *Kidnaps family member*

  • @lebendystraw3683
    @lebendystraw3683 Жыл бұрын

    Y'all should do a crusader kings campaign where you start where you're actually from/located and death battle until the other two concede

  • @UWOTM8ification
    @UWOTM8ification Жыл бұрын

    I like how everyone else was like “I’m gonna seduce duchess Matilda” whilst laith was on the murder scheme screen

  • @ivannovak4711

    @ivannovak4711

    Жыл бұрын

    true sigma male

  • @joshuabarr5839
    @joshuabarr5839 Жыл бұрын

    I knew I was catholic holy shti actually laughed out loud for a solid minute had to pause the video.

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm Жыл бұрын

    The three Amigos ride again. Honestly the chemistry between you 3 is just great fun

  • @childeryeeter4202
    @childeryeeter4202 Жыл бұрын

    I actually started a run to become a crusader state, I am now half way to the Roman Empire and am close to unifying Italia, god I love this game

  • @harunkuf7055
    @harunkuf7055 Жыл бұрын

    I like the raw chaotic energy these three radiate.

  • @dennispashin4393
    @dennispashin4393 Жыл бұрын

    6:32 The way things are going there, I would not even be surprised 🤣

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm Жыл бұрын

    I took Jerusalem on Crusade once. I was a living 70 year old legend with a empire that went covered ireland to Sicily. He died a year later and his 6 year old grandson lost it right after and the crusade was lost… It was alright though, we made do taking Byzantine instead Lol

  • @cba2make1up
    @cba2make1up Жыл бұрын

    "khouya there's 2 of us here" I love that

  • @sizanogreen9900
    @sizanogreen9900 Жыл бұрын

    Damn am I happy about there being a sequel:) Someday down the line it might also be an idea to repeat the simp-challenge, that was one good format xD

  • @acward04
    @acward04 Жыл бұрын

    Severely underrated Koifish Joke @6:32

  • @romaniaisrome
    @romaniaisrome Жыл бұрын

    24:35 💀

  • @alexanderthegreat913
    @alexanderthegreat913 Жыл бұрын

    This video is a pure masterpiece

  • @nicholai2034
    @nicholai2034 Жыл бұрын

    Another banger from the SS!

  • @carltonleboss

    @carltonleboss

    Жыл бұрын

    That could be taken out of context

  • @jones2005
    @jones2005 Жыл бұрын

    damn, that was actually a god tier vid mate 👌

  • @park6050
    @park6050 Жыл бұрын

    Great video again TSS!

  • @1perspective286
    @1perspective286 Жыл бұрын

    4:30 "Welcome to Estalia- I mean, the Holy Land."

  • @Captain-Axeman
    @Captain-Axeman11 ай бұрын

    Lol started a bit early, with the Baltic Crusade.

  • @chaos7547
    @chaos7547 Жыл бұрын

    I'm so happy I got to see the Holy Roman Emperor, the King of France, and others join a crusade

  • @joshtaylor9626
    @joshtaylor9626 Жыл бұрын

    Was great to rewatch this video

  • @Doughboi_Snowboi
    @Doughboi_Snowboi11 ай бұрын

    1:45 can we get that on a bumper sticker

  • @Shinobimenace
    @Shinobimenace8 ай бұрын

    Just finished a crusade we were playing down in the sandpit for 6 years had attrition like crazy but we still came out on top 😂😂

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 Жыл бұрын

    Yess, a part two!!

  • @johnbgoode1605
    @johnbgoode1605 Жыл бұрын

    "Give me a poor education okay?" lmao

  • @deusvult3484
    @deusvult3484 Жыл бұрын

    About fucking time.

  • @aupra9010
    @aupra9010 Жыл бұрын

    i love your stuff !!

  • @sheepman7613
    @sheepman7613 Жыл бұрын

    Im stuck in the dryer but nice video 👍

  • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
    @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 Жыл бұрын

    You should do a part 2 where everyone plays their benefactors in Jerusalem

  • @ToothpikcOriginal
    @ToothpikcOriginal Жыл бұрын

    I feel like Galicia Volhynia would have been the better crusader target

  • @mizcs
    @mizcs Жыл бұрын

    historical accuracy by having crusades fail all the time

  • @deusvult3484
    @deusvult3484 Жыл бұрын

    50th-time a charm lads DEUS VULT!

  • @Grimtouch
    @Grimtouch Жыл бұрын

    you guys are amazing

  • @randomstf3935
    @randomstf3935 Жыл бұрын

    I usually don't join crusades but for some reason one time I was playing as Switzerland and I joined for fun. The pope won not one but two massive crusades. Since I wasn't prepared for an ally win I had to stack wipe my army for contribution points at the last minute. Thanks to the death of all my countrymen one random member of my dynasty became king of Egypt.

  • @joshbeckett9255
    @joshbeckett9255 Жыл бұрын

    Great content fr was taken aback by laiths Pope drip

  • @christophersalinas2722
    @christophersalinas2722 Жыл бұрын

    Great gif

  • @allied88
    @allied88 Жыл бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥vid

  • @JohnCena-zt8kh
    @JohnCena-zt8kh Жыл бұрын

    Laith took the wock to Poland

  • @heartsalive3157
    @heartsalive3157 Жыл бұрын

    Crusading to completion.

  • @Devoxic
    @Devoxic Жыл бұрын

    This was hilarious

  • @abet9590
    @abet9590 Жыл бұрын

    Deus vult

  • @jatohyuga4123
    @jatohyuga4123 Жыл бұрын

    Why is their twitter the SS streamers..

  • @atriangle1865
    @atriangle1865 Жыл бұрын

    Good video but none of these people have no clue about the crusades

  • @nylanspiano1466
    @nylanspiano1466 Жыл бұрын

    Record more content with simo and koifish

  • @Twinklefart469
    @Twinklefart46910 ай бұрын

    Buds know nothing about the crusades 💀

  • @Geraduss
    @Geraduss Жыл бұрын

    You could use derivative names of Jesus, like Jon Jean Janez etc..

  • @beans315
    @beans315 Жыл бұрын

    Wait what happened to will

  • @jordam200
    @jordam2005 ай бұрын

    Pomerania is just far north Africa

  • @00martoneniris86
    @00martoneniris86 Жыл бұрын

    Do an part two

  • @Ami14120
    @Ami14120 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious vid

  • @lemnajcavite
    @lemnajcavite Жыл бұрын

    Aesthetically speaking,, Laith is the lovechild of Rami Malek and Brandon Routh. Just sayin'.

  • @vneezy
    @vneezy Жыл бұрын

    Of course the Swede also speaks Arabic

  • @Sebastianek1990
    @Sebastianek1990 Жыл бұрын

    Laith had a son with holiest name possible and changed it cause it was in polish 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @goose93

    @goose93

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus is more holy

  • @berjoxhn5142

    @berjoxhn5142

    10 ай бұрын

    what did it mean?

  • @Sarmaticus

    @Sarmaticus

    9 ай бұрын

    @@berjoxhn5142 Holy fame

  • @alexjenkins2657
    @alexjenkins2657 Жыл бұрын

    As a white catholic man you have my full support. This is one hundred percent correct representation XD

  • @wydjdinzlaldjdlw3623
    @wydjdinzlaldjdlw3623 Жыл бұрын

    But wheres the wocckkk he's in poland

  • @tristanscheid6080
    @tristanscheid6080 Жыл бұрын

    I happen to speak French, English and Swedish , what about i roleplay with you as The diplomat? Il se trouve que je parle Francais, Suedois et Anglais, je peux RP avec vous en jouant le diplomate. Jag kan prata alla språk och jag kan spela med er som Diplomaten

  • @MrWolfsHorrorStories
    @MrWolfsHorrorStories2 ай бұрын

    Je parle Français à mes ennemis

  • @knightspearhead5718
    @knightspearhead5718 Жыл бұрын

    Crusades have been more successful lately

  • @Goshak5
    @Goshak53 ай бұрын

    I can also speak arabic, im swedish you know 🤣🤣🤣

  • @turkeater9905
    @turkeater9905 Жыл бұрын

    Hey social streamers I couldn’t watch the whole 30 minute video because I want to concentrate on my physics homework sorry I couldn’t help you gain any add revenue

  • @zygzakus
    @zygzakus4 ай бұрын

    isnt like koifish protestant?

  • @groggroggus7298

    @groggroggus7298

    3 ай бұрын

    Probably athiest as most of Sweden is even though they have Christian traditions

  • @zygzakus

    @zygzakus

    3 ай бұрын

    @@groggroggus7298 i think he said in one video he is protestant

  • @nunopereira265
    @nunopereira2658 ай бұрын

    Excuse me, how could you not name that girl Mary, thats the most female name in catholic history for centuries and centuries

  • @rafi111rafi7
    @rafi111rafi7 Жыл бұрын

    POLSKA GUROM

  • @phoenixgaming3636
    @phoenixgaming3636 Жыл бұрын

    736th

  • @gustavsvensson1944
    @gustavsvensson1944 Жыл бұрын

    unlisted!

  • @felixhistorygaming8503
    @felixhistorygaming8503 Жыл бұрын

    89th lol

  • @pangerfish1014
    @pangerfish1014 Жыл бұрын

    saw that quickly enough to be first

  • @murk517
    @murk517 Жыл бұрын

    Umm Muhammad 💀💀💀💀

  • @toplover3591
    @toplover3591 Жыл бұрын

    my third time commenting on ck3 video laith. ck2 is better :(

  • @tomh7686

    @tomh7686

    Жыл бұрын

    You will be happy with tomorrows video my friend :)

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