Thank you for watching me destroy the history of Europe and also RTGame. If you also want to become a petty king rat boy, Crusader kings 3 releases September 1st! You can check it out here: play.crusaderkings.com/CallMeKevin

@expectedturbulence8475

3 жыл бұрын

petty king rat boy gang

@maxs.5112

3 жыл бұрын

KEVIN!?!??! You are playing a game, which requires skill, tactics, and smarts? Best of luck you man.

@maxs.5112

3 жыл бұрын

(please note my last comment was a joke)

@fabianandthelollipops4505

3 жыл бұрын

Fek

@tadhgsahutske5997

3 жыл бұрын

ISP vibes with ratboy

"Oh no, England's invading." So much world history in one sentence.

@crawlie

3 жыл бұрын

Also "When did I become English!?"

@peacemaster8117

3 жыл бұрын

Knock knock. It's England.

@kiamaria331

3 жыл бұрын

Ah shit! Here we go again

@stefanm.734

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how for most of England's history it was, "Oh no, everyone's invading the British Isles," I think it's understandable. They just learned by example.

@YataTheFifteenth

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanm.734 The entire history of Britain was just a big uno reverse card.

Kevin: Wanna be friends? RT: No die Kevin: You have chosen execution.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

RIP

@jakeneuner7774

3 жыл бұрын

Get the tranquilizer and sand ready

@velesmudri4533

3 жыл бұрын

So you have chosen death

@willbordy

3 жыл бұрын

Death by rat

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

Ah so the bucket o' rats it is

"Oh, your son!" "That's my daughter, you dick." This is how wars started in medieval times

"My son's only eight years old" "I'll get him next" never change, kevin

@itsnickybish8542

3 жыл бұрын

Came to see if someone else said this lmfao

Thank you for picking me.... oh wait nvm....

@Ludovicus1769

3 жыл бұрын

F

@happydisappointment1994

3 жыл бұрын

daithi can pull some sick strategies sometimes, i've seen the stream among us yesterday

@sidhackney8831

3 жыл бұрын

Judging solely by Uno, Daithi is a tactical genius

@xmarksthespot1372

3 жыл бұрын

...

@TurtleMouse

3 жыл бұрын

only 5 replys

the quote "if you didnt know how to stop me, you shouldn't have started me" is plaguing my brain

@thedeserts

3 жыл бұрын

@putsome basilonit okay

@SoAdeborable

3 жыл бұрын

I’m putting that quote on a t-shirt 🤣

@lunarmoon7636

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!!

@lemurpie9381

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedeserts 9999999999

@Hacker_Kamyko

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoAdeborable I have a "eat, sleep, game, repeat" shirt. wow i'm so cool

The fact that Kevin has skill level 100 in charisma and persuasion IRL is honestly kinda terrifying. He can convince anyone to do just about anything for him... even help him become the king of England, like a true cult leader.

@user-pm7mt7ho9w

3 жыл бұрын

Of course he does, he's learned from our great leader, Jim Pickens.

@wesleylee1504

3 жыл бұрын

@Simbola it's cute how you think Jim Pickens isn't real and isn't watching you right now. (To quote Mitten Squad)

Kevin: *wants to get married* Dan: *declares a war*

@rinakatsuki2801

3 жыл бұрын

kevin: executes Dan in retaliation

@ArianaCapraro

3 жыл бұрын

Troll Creative Studios He’s just playing hard to get 😂

@robottoucaninc.6752

2 жыл бұрын

welcome back to watchmojo with top to anime betrayals

@user-hg2qh6fg7r

2 жыл бұрын

relationship goals

@minininja2792

Жыл бұрын

Aldri stol på rtgame

Great Kingly advice! Next time we're coming to you for tutorial videos

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's so cool! Hope Kev sees this!

@elgenerico5453

3 жыл бұрын

Where's vic 3

@oscarhf7569

3 жыл бұрын

Vic 3

@mikaelasimonsen2017

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, please do! He's as twisted as the rest of us CK players.

@mick1157

3 жыл бұрын

@@elgenerico5453 I hope it comes soon

I’m curious if Kevin bought that Viking outfit just for the 30 second bit or if he just already owned a realistic Viking costume. (Edit) number of people who have told me its not historically realistic: 12?

@squidstone7677

3 жыл бұрын

What? You don’t?

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Either way, I'm jealous he has that

@evanbasham4875

3 жыл бұрын

I'm choosing to believe that it appeared in his small, Irish closet because he was chosen by Odin!

@notnick6743

3 жыл бұрын

Business expense

@kimtaehyungshandsomeface5958

3 жыл бұрын

also same for Sean's intro

Them talking about their army’s “Jack had two sticks and a carton of milk, I had a couple of little guys.” “I had a bucket of rats and made the most of it!”

@backfootdrive

3 жыл бұрын

All hail the rat boy

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Hail Rat Boy

"I don't know how to stop Kevin" Every NPC ever.

@bartlegoof5949

3 жыл бұрын

“well then you shouldn’t have started him”

It's weird seeing RT be the one who does something foolish and impulsive while Kevin maintains control and comes out on top.

@starlittardis2049

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin's surprisingly strategic in a lot of games, he doesn't always come out on top (especially while playing Coming Out On Top) but he often manages to get by reasonably well while setting the others up to fail. He's a sneaky lil' mischief.

@DRAG0N_FIRE

3 жыл бұрын

@@starlittardis2049 Not to mention he's actually super good and competent at other games like CoD when he actually try. The whole gag with his channel is him messing up everything intentionally in a funny way, so I think we tend to forget that it's all for the laugh, and he's actually really good at playing games. :P

@akedus44

3 жыл бұрын

@@DRAG0N_FIRE Indeed, remember that one Red Dead multiplayer video where he massacres an entire server while saying 'howdy mister'.

@Agh178b

3 жыл бұрын

Miguel Carlo De Jesus i remember that

@waismartialarts1

3 жыл бұрын

@@akedus44 Not to mention he's clearly very charismatic. He managed to get a pretty large number of red dead redemption players together and be a "posse". If you've played any Rockstar game online you'd know how difficult it is to get people to stop killing you let alone convincing a shit ton of them to work together. Plus he only records videos in 40 minute sections so he did it quickly too. I always find that hilarious and pretty impressive of him lol. He's more clever than he gives himself credit for.

So Kevin is a tactical genius, never doubted it for a second.

@thegamergooster7449

3 жыл бұрын

He is trained in taking over the world

@Fafnerluver922

3 жыл бұрын

All those years of murdering and trapping slaves in sims taught him well.

@johnjordan3552

3 жыл бұрын

"Kill that 0 years old, you've got to kill him fast, he is growing older and wiser!"

@nawtysp00ky

3 жыл бұрын

better not doubt it ;) what.. lol

@Amixan0402

3 жыл бұрын

All he needs is a bucket of rats

everyone else:wait how do i do things? Kevin: i murdered Dan, married Daithi, and took over all of south Ireland with a bucket of rats.

10:56 "Dan, talk about the game please" That joke went underappreicated :(

@trla6505

3 жыл бұрын

Main reson why i return

A bucket of rats seems to go a long way"-Kevin AKA rat king 2020 Also Kevin: " I had a bucket of rats and I made the most of it" Kevin, did you have a hand in the plague?

@rebelgaming1.5.14

3 жыл бұрын

He had help from RatBoy of the RatRealm and ISP. They both had a hand in burning Britian to the ground with Smallpox.

@Ludrovisco

Жыл бұрын

The great Rat dynastie, how could someone forget them 😅😂

Kevins kingly advice: 1.Be confident. 3.Leave no family alive. 4.Dont let reality stop your regal plans. 5.Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland. 7.Friends are pawns, use them to murder your enemies. 8.Prison is temporary, death is forever. Kevin, petty King Rat Boy of Munster.

@bloobmaster739

3 жыл бұрын

There’s no #2

@ambulance_bass

3 жыл бұрын

Or 6

@josephiroth89

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, #4 has a typo in the video.

@johnmyers4442

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, these are tips Machiavelli used in The Prince. I wonder what Kevin enjoys reading? 🤔🤔🤔

@Hogarth_da_dude

3 жыл бұрын

Steps 2 and 6 where lost to time

If I had a nickel every time a rat boy has become King of England, if have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@serotonin.scavenger

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: a rat king originally meant a person who lived off of others. That would make most of irl royalty rat kings, in a way.

@DayOldMeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@serotonin.scavenger This is true, but also there's the cryptozoological rat king, a nest of rats with their tales knotted together. That's why they need everyone else's help.

@serotonin.scavenger

3 жыл бұрын

@@DayOldMeat The cryptozoological rat king just sounds like a fecker who is absolutely useless and can't live on it's own. Sounds like me. Wish I could die as fast or easily tho.

@DayOldMeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@serotonin.scavenger Me too kid, me too.

Kevin: Does not show the Queen of England dying RT: does not show Kevin winning

@JayTohab

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@nightorchid5031

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayTohab agreed

Kevin: *names child ‘rat boy’* Isorrowproductions: “I have risen”

@erolsuhonjic7640

3 жыл бұрын

I immideatly thougth of him

@Stelum1000

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a man of culture.

@maxshriver1437

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@volodyadykun6490

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder why ISP waiting, as I saw some of his friends began CK3 too UPD: okay obviously he isn't sponsored:(

@Heisenbatberg

3 жыл бұрын

KING RAT BOY II

“We’ll all meet at Ireland and see what happens,” the Spanish Armada to the English, sometime in the 16th century.

@mohammadrezapahlavi4578

3 жыл бұрын

F in the chat for the Spanish Armada

this what scares me about kevin, he always messes up on purpose, but this time in crusader kings he showed us a glimpse of his power and knowledge.

"Maybe I'll be Munster" "I'm already Munster"

@robertyocum7200

3 жыл бұрын

"You should be..." "I'm not gonna be England."

@sgtmaggi

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, don't know whether I should thank you or shank you

@ashikjaman1940

3 жыл бұрын

@@sgtmaggi Both

Petition for Kevin to play hide and seek with the lads

@pup505

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a game on steam or do you want them to play irl hide in seek

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@pup505 probably irl

@guezzwho8000

3 жыл бұрын

Signed

@rust33y67

3 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON they don’t leave house outside bad

@_niyabella

3 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON bold of y’all to assume Jim would let Kevin out of the basement, and to have fun at that.

"I don't see him at all, do you've a tracking number??" *Wayfair would like a partnership*

@emblemblade9245

3 жыл бұрын

Ooohoohoohoohio

“A bucket of rats goes a long way apparently” has lived in my mind rent free

I dont know if I remember this part of history

@shoriforvictory8645

3 жыл бұрын

Really? I remember it like it was yesterday.

@Hacker_Kamyko

3 жыл бұрын

The government doesn't want you to know about this.

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

Aye it is in the bonus features

@BMoney8600

3 жыл бұрын

I did a whole project on this part of history no wonder why I got a D

@GabeIDK2

3 жыл бұрын

BMoney8600 did- did you actually?

Kevin sending his troops to take over RT: "Some of you may die... But that's a risk I'm willing to take"

@brielledracht5751

3 жыл бұрын

All of you**

@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX

3 жыл бұрын

“Some” of you is a underestimation

@jestice7596

3 жыл бұрын

"A sacrifice I am willing to make"

@isaiahmontez1280

3 жыл бұрын

Ah shrek ref

Kevin and CK is the crossover I never knew I needed.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@lukamarkotic

3 жыл бұрын

I need more CK. MORE!

@volodyadykun6490

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they all playing other paradox strategies TM. Perhaps they should continue RT's series about civ

@miracleeskimobattleship2874

3 жыл бұрын

Once Ruler Designer is out, Jim Pickens/Pickett needs to do his thing.

ok but realizing how kevin barely said a thing in their first collab vs how talkative and comfortable he is around the irish lads now makes me so proud

The only reasons why kevin was born in this era that have games, is because if he was born then, he wouldve conquered the world

@DaLatinKnight

2 жыл бұрын

The one Irishman to unite them all

Oh hey Kevin actually won this game. Honestly didn't see that coming

@math3000

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin is actually somewhat good in video games

@skeletor6287

3 жыл бұрын

You should know...when it comes to murder Kevin excels in all areas!

@Oversneeze

3 жыл бұрын

Han valgte Norge, selfølgelig ville Han ha vunnet

Your 100% Irish DNA will assist you here

@elgenerico5453

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, his child did have a chance to be deformed due to.....pure blood

@susangrun9613

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

The utter dismay in Daithi's voice when he says 'when did I become English??!' 😂

@nightsgrow6575

2 ай бұрын

Truly wonderful

Kevin: I have killed you Rt: what about my son he's only eight Kevin: ill get him next Ngl this made me laugh so much

From someone who lives in Munster, I'm proud to announce that we do use 'rat and bowl' torture as basic discipline

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

"Aye pal, I told you to pay that parking ticket. Now we must resort to extreme measures."

@niamhfogarty3408

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolbeans6312 I fuckin choked in my drink when I saw this

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

@@niamhfogarty3408 Lmao sorry mate

@niamhfogarty3408

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolbeans6312 it's okay, still chuckling about it to myself half an hour later tho

@heartysquid

3 жыл бұрын

It's tough but fair...

I’ve always wanted Kevin to play a strategy game and I’m so happy he is

@damirk3

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

I love how often Daithi likes to make Kevin his gf/bf/spouse in games lol

You either die an Irishman or live long enough to see yourself become the King of England

I love how all my different favorite KZreadrs through the years are now playing together. When worlds collide. First it was Jack when he played turbo dismount, then the vanoss crew with Nogla and Brian, then a couple years ago I found Kevin and soon after RT. These guys are the greatest. Kevin #1 tho

I love these "Office" style interviews with Kevin in between the drama.

Paradox: *gives 5 Irishmen early access to their strategy game* Irishmen: *tries to defeat the British* Ireland irl: *starts another war with the British* Paradox: “must be a coincidence!”

It always amazes me how Kevin is just able to stumble through games and still somehow either do good in them or just outright win... it befuddles me greatly...

" I love and understand this video " - a real human being 100% satisfaction guaranteed .

@Emma-if9bf

3 жыл бұрын

Get back in Jim's basement.

@jakeperalta1691

3 жыл бұрын

@@Emma-if9bf But they don't want to though.

“Viking Kevin isn’t real, Viking Kevin won’t hurt you” Viking Kevin:

OH GOD, who decided to let Kevin play crusader kings. Was actually thinking the other day though that it'd probably be a good game for you and that you'd probably enjoy it.

It's incredible the fact that you managed to siege RTGame castle, capture him, and not notice that till you executed him. You could've used him to enforce your demands to end the war, and get the prestige.

That was all...actually impressive. Well done Petty King Rat Boi, all hail Petty King Rat Boy

@rebelgaming1.5.14

2 жыл бұрын

He is Brother of RatBoy of the RatRealm, King of England and protagonists of iSorrow's mega campaign.

"I dont know how to stop Kevin" No one knows. Countless of Npc's have tried but they have all failed.

I love how Kevin acts clueless but knows what he's doing. You can't conquer on luck😂

looking forward to watching "Call Me Ratboy"

That outfit Kevin is wearing at the start looks an awful lot like a straight jacket 🤔

@starlittardis2049

3 жыл бұрын

Don't kinkshame.

@whiskeyhound

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot to get out of his normal clothes for once.

RT: I'm friends with King Robert! Jack: King Robert is dead!

"You seem to know what you're doing" "I don't but a bucket of rats seems to go a long way" I died laughing I think the irish humour is just giving me such joy since I don't often get to see fellow irish humour

Kevin: *speaks Norwegian* Me, a Norwegian: He is speaking the language of gods

@alien5520

3 жыл бұрын

What did the really say? I'm curious now

@zajkoo

3 жыл бұрын

Odin is with us!

@Victor_aeternus002

3 жыл бұрын

@@alien5520 He said something gibberish. Definetly not norwegian.

@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Victor_aeternus002 German-y gibberish*

@mizzz7666

3 жыл бұрын

Norwegian gang

I just love when everyone comes together like this.

@RAFMnBgaming

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, I'm the english and even I was rooting for them. Our leaders are a bunch of bastards. Kevin should marry Michael Gove so that he can take over after Boris's assassination.

"I'm not afraid of what they're capable of, I'm afraid of what they're incapable of" -My group about me during group assignments

I love how kevin asks " can someone help me murder the queen?" then jack immediately "I'm on it!".🤣😂💜

"No Gucci for this peasant!" I DIED- :D

Kevin has more clothes on in this video alone than I have in my closet

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@qzeq he's chasing fashion with a passion

@smilemore1997

3 жыл бұрын

Dude same....

@LizzieNya

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@sapphireblue4031

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON He isn't chasing, he's setting fashion

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapphireblue4031 I meant that in a "he's chasing his dreams" way

doctor: “you have 16 minutes and 1 second left to live” me:

“oH nO ENGlands invading” this cracks me up too much

The world wouldn’t exist if Kevin was a medieval king.

Day 7 of admiring Kevin in a non-creepy, self-improving way.

Kevin is an actual military genius He's surprisingly great at strategy games, seeing how he almost made the whole world into Munster XD

Honestly Kevin has become a regular part of my "happy place" set up. In my bed, wrapped in blankets, cuddling my cat, drinking tea, my pretty decorative lights are on, and CallMeKevin is playing. Thank you Kevin for making my days happier!

Kevin, you already destroyed Irish history by existing.

This is absolutely fantastic. I really enjoy Kevin's content but also really enjoy grand strategy games by Paradox, so for me this is like an avengers-level world's collide kind of deal.

I really love the "candid camera" style post commentary for this video. It truly displays Kevin's lack of regret.

How can Kevin, the embodiment of chaos, sound so mild-mannered while absolutely roasting his friends? "I'm not worried about what they're capable of, I'm worried about what they're incapable of-"

Kevin has become the peasants instead of the one slaughtering them

It's genuinely been so long since I've heard Jack's voice alongside Kevin's that I teared up. ...quarantine is getting to me.

I'm planning on cutting my verbally abusive father out of my life in less than an hour. This video helped calm me down a bit. Thank you so much.

@brunobernardicoutinho1741

3 жыл бұрын

How did it go mate? Kinda going through the same here

@Michael-qb8ct

3 жыл бұрын

@@brunobernardicoutinho1741 It went better than I thought it would. I got a burst of courage as I was talking to him, and I was able to make my statements nonnegotiable.

@jefferycrouse4652

3 жыл бұрын

It ain't easy cutting toxic people out of your life. Good on you for doing it and having the strength to carry through

@chelseayanga8408

3 жыл бұрын

Proud of you!

@DayOldMeat

3 жыл бұрын

Now you just need to get a bucket of rats and a blowtorch.

I love how this was basically a role reversal, where RT was the one who was horribly inept whilst Kevin was somehow playing very well

As an American, "Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland" really rings true right now

@BrightBlueInk

3 жыл бұрын

(sad American laughter)

@sidhackney8831

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancelotkrantz2746 Ok Chef it's just a joke

I read "Sorry Paradox Interaction" instead of "Sponsored By." Both work.

I love the mockumentary aspect to this video. It's really enjoyable to watch

Ngl at the end, I was expecting a Fresh Prince reference. "This is a story all about how a little Rat Boy's life got turned upside down..."

“It’s me! I’m the woman!” “I couldn’t tell under that wig.”

“I got a little rat boy who needs me” happens to be the name of the Munster fight song

the narration parts really remind me of reality TV like how they interview contestants in love island, absolutely love it when Kevin puts in so much effort

Kevin presenting a gameplay video in mockumentary style is a whole new level of innovation honestly

0:00 damn the music on background is so fitting with your talk "the dream of a Irish peasant to be the king"

*Man, Kevin's sneak peak into Assassin's Creed: Valhalla is epic*

There’s such a primal, vengeful joy present throughout the video as a handful of Irish men systematically slaughter multiple Kings of England, after averting the British occupation of Ireland.

9:07 One of my agents is preparing a special trip for young Kevin. The child trusts she will be brought on an enjoyable day in the forest. Kevin will unfortunately get lost, and be impossible to find before nightfall. Oh she was so young too... *Kevin chooses: A child lost in the forest...it happens tragically often.* I'm dying xD R.I.P. Noglas daughter

"Alright well I'm getting munster" "I am already munster" has the same energy as "I'm already tracer"

Call Me Kevin playing Crusader Kings, is this a dream come true?

"you seem to know what you're doing" "i don't but a bucket of rats goes a long way" can't wait to use this quote in everday conversation

His attire falling off one by one, and him laughing at it makes my day 10000x better

Why does his smile make me smile?! Must be the commitment to the cult ❤️

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Either that, or his Positivity is spreading

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON I see you're here doing your Turg Troupe duties. keep it up! positivity for all

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@anniedangerface indeed!

Me, a norwegian, watching Kevin be king of Norway: Oh no

I absolutely love the play by play commentary in-between the live stuff

"Should I click start" nah man just wanna stay at the map screen for the entire game

Rt:“Ahh, England is invading!” -Modern history in a nutshell.

@colby1398

Жыл бұрын

Or France. Or Spain. Or Portugal. They were all pretty busy colonizing back then.

day 138 of reminding kevin that he’s loved and appreciated

@lydia-pl3dv

3 жыл бұрын

any chance someone could take this count over? i’m starting school soon so i’m gonna be too busy❤️

@Devp278

3 жыл бұрын

@@lydia-pl3dvI got you :)

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@lydia-pl3dv good luck with school. I graduated last year

@lydia-pl3dv

3 жыл бұрын

undeveloped . thank you so muchhh

@lydia-pl3dv

3 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON ahh thank you :)

Love this style of commentary with the video Kev! Keep up the content 👌

Please do another video of this. That was brilliant!