I lost it when she started mimicking womb sounds again 😂

@januaryriches3991

2 жыл бұрын

❤️

@maddyrose80

2 жыл бұрын

@syn!! Yes! Haha, she mentioned it in a previous video. 😂

@barbieblue3336

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know that lol

@nykkiwilliams6081

Жыл бұрын

Whew. I thought it was a hurricane, wind storm.

@cassnick2709

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering what she was doing! 😂 I thought it was very poor attempts to blow out the candle at first.

Homemade white noise who dis

@sammyjarvis3972

2 жыл бұрын

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A COMMENT BEFORE I AM LITERALLY CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂

@BrookeKatherine.

2 жыл бұрын

@@sammyjarvis3972 Why is it funny lmao. I’m lost aha.

@skyrose8964

2 жыл бұрын

Her noise in whomb noises

@breezetree2676

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrookeKatherine. “new phone, who dis” instead it’s “homemade white noise, who dis” lol

@liliapayton3030

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrookeKatherine. lol it’s the noises that she made at the end to imitate a white noise machine Edit: I wrote tree instead of the so I fixed it lol

The fact that the candle is just slowly growing shorter and shorter 😭

@BeeCJ

2 жыл бұрын

Those beeswax candles burn forever too!! Lol uh not that I’m crunchy

@_the_

2 жыл бұрын

@Koa Sir, I think that's called melting

@mamajo1515

2 жыл бұрын

@@_the_ they’re referring to the fact that the bedtime routine takes so long, that big a** candle is almost gone by the end of it lol

@moonrox4481

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how candles work 😀

@Chris-mv1ht

Жыл бұрын

12th book 😅

Your videos literally make me feel like I’m in the future and the 1800’s simultaneously 😂

@nicoleamy1126

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@itsfinley970

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@MaggieJaneSimpson

2 жыл бұрын

omg YES😂😂😂

@AB_Evans

2 жыл бұрын

lol 😂

@veniaminf5105

2 жыл бұрын

SAME 😄😆

okay but writing down my "big feelings" at the end of the day sounds like a good idea

@hhagen6823

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't it tho?!

@Hxrness_your.h0pes

2 жыл бұрын

My big feelings every day Hate towered the world

@toomanymarys7355

Жыл бұрын

No. It sounds about how to make your children intolerable and self-absorbed, as well as impossibly fragile little snowflakes.

" what were youre big feelings today....now we can let them go" OK FOR CHILDREN THIS IS SO GOOD IMO. and the whole relaxation yogi thing like i SOOOO needed that as a kid

@jaydee5638

2 жыл бұрын

Respectfully, your*

@xenahex

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 😭😭😭

@VieraXXII

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, I actually think I'ma do that! I already keep a journal so 🤷🏾‍♀️

@barbieblue3336

Жыл бұрын

Your

@janhurst544

Жыл бұрын

What if your big feeling was joy 🤨🤨🤨

Honestly though “that was your 12th book” is so real. My toddler makes me read the entire bookshelf each night.

@Indifferent12390

Жыл бұрын

The best/ worst decision I ever made was putting a basket of books on the bedside table. It allows him to pick books without getting out of bed…. But we still end up reading through most of the basket

@mayamartin7359

Жыл бұрын

Hang in there this is me too- but the nonstop storybook toddler, turned into a 6yo who’s on her second time through all 7 Narnia books, and 4x through the first Harry Potter, and regularly shows off her vocab words from Beatrix Potter, and can finish my sentences quoting Julia Donaldson… the hours put in instilling that love of reading, pay off big time 😊

@Ikwigsjoyful

Жыл бұрын

I remember having to do at least three books and three songs every single night. Now we've progressed to where my now-teen will scoop the cat litter boxes in exchange for getting a chapter of the latest mystery novel we're reading aloud every night! (Have to admit, as much as I appreciate not having to scoop boxes myself, I actually like that she still wants to be read aloud to. :) )

The candle represents the passage of time! 🤣 This is how long my kids take to go to bed. We play card games and read books.

okay wait this actually seems wonderfully relaxing lmao crunchy mom might be on to something

Omg I remember the video where she told the kids she had to get rid of the white noise machine 💀💀💀

@tinietinystepsz4996

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the timeline is progressing in crunchy mom universe 😂💀💀keep up

"What were your big feelings today?" "Happiness and excitment!" "Now let them go."

Honestly, this is a mum who deeply loves her children and cares about their welfare and emotional development.

If my mom suddenly acted like this when I was a kid my reaction would have been "welp she's finally snapped. She's gone off the deep end and this sleepy time tincture will be the end for me"😂

@_Julie_Bee

Жыл бұрын

I was raised in a 70s version of this. By a narcissist with schizophrenia who thought she really was a medium. Believe me , you would've been right 😂

Ok, for real though it makes SUCH a difference talking about their big feelings of the day before bed. Also, sleepy time tincture ❤.

Wait..writing down the children’s “big feelings” for the day is actually a really good idea. I’m not a crunchy mom by any means..I’m more like the mom you talk about to your other crunchy friends when you’re “gossiping” on these videos 😂 but I’m totally doing that with my 5 and 7 year olds! Thank you 😊

The white noise🤣 I can’t!

Had to rewatch cause I only realized at the end what you did with the candle 😂

Wow . I actually want to start doing some of this after watching this haha awesome

@ReallyVeryCrunchy

2 жыл бұрын

You should!

@ducky1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReallyVeryCrunchy WAIT THIS ISN'T A JOKE????

@ducky1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReallyVeryCrunchy I WAS LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

@scarlettTG2704

2 жыл бұрын

@@ducky1730 ...y'know what I'm just gonna say nothing

@ducky1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@scarlettTG2704 THAT COULD MEAN TWO DIFFERENT THINGS-

The “letting go of big feelings” is really good, actually, for all ages, particularly winding down for bed. I think if more kids were taught to acknowledge but not hang onto unnecessary “big” feelings, negative or positive, we’d probably be less anxious overall as adults. And have less sleep disorders lol. Not that you should brush off everything, some events/feelings deserve longterm introspection and respect, clearly. So we agree about a thing, I guess lol. In other news, this candle is very much giving Ebenezer Scrooge 😂

People laugh but kids need this kind of love and care.

The fact that the candle is just almost gone at the end💀

Idk but maybe I would like this mom lol

@salimaumsulaymaan1156

2 жыл бұрын

Right like this night time routine is great lol

@FitnessYogawithSarah

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 40 and I want this mom!

@lorettascott5477

Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure about the end but definitely down for the tink sure

Honestly, I would do this night routine. It doesn’t seem that bad at all, actually. It seems quite relaxing-

That whooshing noise at the end 💀

....i want someone to give me this nighttime routine 🥺

@shevahauser1780

2 жыл бұрын

me too! that sounds amazingly smoothing

@yogarcia6066

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ZP916

2 жыл бұрын

Right??

@kelleythenurse3283

2 жыл бұрын

Same except no tea, I hate tea in all forms… but the rest I’m down for

@bronminett4042

2 жыл бұрын

Right?!? 😂

This made me realise how important it is to have a night time routine. I need one. Thank you for this video. I'm turning crunchier by the minute and I can't stop it.

That was really sweet and so much connection for kids , loved it!

Honestly goals idc, everything except the human white noise machine lmao

@ikhouvanjou86

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree! I was like where can I get this tincture and massage cream? lol

@salimaumsulaymaan1156

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikhouvanjou86 right like low-key I kinda like the crunchy lifestyle lol, I'm too undisciplined to actually do all that but I WISH

@ikhouvanjou86

2 жыл бұрын

@@salimaumsulaymaan1156 same haha!

The depleting candle I can’t😭🖐

Honestly this sounds peaceful af

I think this should be everyone’s nighttime routine - what a change it would make in our exhausted under rested overworked bodies!

Wait but the feeling thing is actually a good idea

Can we talk about the fact that the routine took the entire candle!? Woof... oh boy. Lol

Crunchy or not, all I see is a mom spending some quality and loving time with her kids ❤️

She sounds like one of those relaxing videos they put in school

The whole entire candle was used 🤣 omg lol

Honestly.. I'm 23 but I can I book you as my mom please?

@ReallyVeryCrunchy

2 жыл бұрын

You know, I'm here anytime you need me!

@schwarzfrost6209

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReallyVeryCrunchy awww thank you so much 🥺

Ok but imagine having such loving parents that will take good care of you instead of yelling at you just to go to bed. I’d love to have crunchy mom even tho I’m an adult now.

This actually sounds relaxing though. Probably one thing about being crunchy that I wouldn’t mind

I love how you almost break into giggles when you announce the massages. Nice hold. :):)

The big feelings, lack of screens, warm lighting, and mindfulness meditation are actually amazing bedtime things. I can't get on board with the womb noises, but to each their own!

honestly this is actually so cute.

The candle! It is the candle for me

The candle detail. *chef’s kiss*

Tea, meditation, breathing , massage all sounds amazing

That womb noises at the end....!

Comedy and satire aside, the Earthly Sleepytime tincture and lotion has been an absolute blessing to our family’s bedtime routine ❤

Most of this is over the top but teaching kids breathing excercises and to be aware of tension in their body is super helpful actually. I had to learn how to do this after suffering from a panic disorder and it has been instrumental in keeping it from blowing up again. It’s just a great way of learning to manage anxiety, which I was never taught.

ok im not crunchy but i love everything about this video 😳 it just seems like a genuinely relaxing and calming night routine!! i would love this (now and as a kid) 😌

NGL that sounds super relaxing like a spa

Why does it actually sound like such a relaxing routine? I am so sleep deprived, help..

Okay, but that Earthly Magnesium Cream is the bomb! I use their unscented one and it’s the only thing that even touches my pregnancy induced restless leg syndrome!

Crunchy mom, please adopt me! 🫣🤷😂😂😂 Them womb noises at the end! Who-wee. Beautiful

Okay but why does this sound literally so relaxing 😂 I for one would love a crunchy mom put down 👏

It’s the homemade white noise for me😂😂😂 This routine honestly sounds relaxing though lol

the way she was about to laugj at the end, i just love her

You know some of this stuff has actually been recomended to me for my anxiety like the writing down your thoughts and burning them just to get it out and also same with daily stretches or at least getting your body moving in some way for a couple minutes a parent who cares about their kids mental well being that much to instill it in them at a younge age so they carry on taking care of it when their older is honestly something i wish i was able to learn when i was younger

There gonna become the healthiest kids ever

The commitment to the candle length

Not gonna lie. I want her to be my mom.

Moms that start like this become Karens when they reach middle age, because repressing any anger and obsessing about perfection drove them to a breakdown.

@kathrinmariakrause5351

2 жыл бұрын

And because when the kids get independent they loose their purpose

@mysteryworld8170

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@CHCH2N

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think crunchy moms are like that, my impression of them is that the way they deal with emotions is to confront them and let them go at the end, and if you're worried about the amount of attention and care those moms put into their children, yes that may affect them if them if the moms continue to do this when the child's more grown up

@Hrmn042

2 жыл бұрын

Why are most Karen’s exactly the opposite? Maybe she isn’t repressing anger, because she chose a lifestyle that suits her and is happy this way

@mokaakashiya9318

2 жыл бұрын

Not always. My cousin is a crunchy mom and she has 3 kids. The oldest is a teenager and the youngest is a toddler and she’s still not a Karen.

That kid will never be able to sleep in anything other than this precise way.

Nah fr this is actually a good night-time routine. You have low, warm light (like the sunset!), soft-spoken stories, calming tea, slower breathing, body relaxation, etc. I try to do these kinds of things and I get to sleep a lot quicker.

The whooshing was an impeccable addition

Okay I honestly love most of these Having anywhere near this level of support as a kid probably would've made my life so much better and actually made me feel loved and cared for for once. Of course some of it is overkill, such is the nature of satire, but there's genuinely useful (albeit crunchy, but who said that's a bad thing?) advice. Definitely keeping a mental checklist of ways to be a better parent whenever I raise my own kids!

It's the candle that gets me most

Ngl, that sounds like a pretty dope bedtime routine! I had ZERO routine growing up... would have been so nice to have something like this. Especially having chronic pain I didn't know how to express, that magnesium massage sounds _awesome._ Dang. Now I'm really sad for my childhood and teen self.

A dream childhood having a mum like that

It’s like I’m watching the handmaid’s tale crossed with Vermont

Def need a crunchy mom vacation..creepy yet relaxing

This seems so relaxing tho.

The whooshing sound callback got me.

WOW! By the time you finish this ritual you have just enough time for your toilet break because now it's time to get up! I 💕 these videos!

I love how the candle went all the way down at the end

The whooshing noise at the end had me 🤣☠️

This actually is quite a healthy and wholesome nighttime routine! Minus the white noise 😅 I always found it very uncomfortable!

Their nighttime routine starts when they wake up lol

Okay but why does this give me inspiration for my nighttime routine with my son when he gets older lmao

The candle at the end got me 😂

Is it just me or does she seem like the perfect parent for a younger child

The candle got me 😂😂😂

THE SWISHING oh my god the running joke is hilarious

I can see how hard you were trying to keep it together making the whooshing noises 😂

I would love all of this except the last part

Honestly I’m down for an asmr version of this 😂

Lol this shit hits so close to home, I grew up being unschooled with an extremely crunchy mom, until I moved to my dad's and started going to highschool because she was neglectful

@1tylerose

2 жыл бұрын

My cousins dil is doing this to her children right now. My cousin is a retired school administrator and she is not happy.

This is a perfect nighttime routine

The candle timer! I feel like I would have a candle burn out getting my crew to sleep 😊

Some of these routines were not so bad. I like the writing down your feelings.

Honestly, most of this sounds wonderfully relaxing. I mean, maybe I'd skip the final bit, but you can come tuck me in and read me 12 books!

I lowkey wanna be this mom. Maybe not so overly crunchy, but I wanna grow gardens, use natural medicine, eat healthy foods, buy from morally right companies, read and sing to my kids, etc.

Letting go and stretches are really good though cannot deny

As a kid of a crunchy mom I feel this 😂

Actually seems super relaxing though!

no way she is this crunchy

actually a very relaxing lovely night routine tho

Yep, I'm definitely slightly crunchy.

Thank you for the Earthley shout out!

I dont know why I am watching all of your videos. I am the opposite of crunchy, but I can't keep watching your stuff 😂.You are so entertaining

Honestly, it was so peacefull😊