Crown Your Short King - SNL

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Three short kings (Bowen Yang, Marcello Hernández, Molly Kearney) compete against a tall man (Jacob Elordi) for a woman's (Chloe Fineman) heart.
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  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai4 ай бұрын

    Reminds me of that article "Is he cute or is he just tall and white?" LOL

  • @MavvyMaloneTV

    @MavvyMaloneTV

    4 ай бұрын

    Wait.. what?? 😳😂🤣

  • @kgal1298

    @kgal1298

    4 ай бұрын

    Hahaha my internal voice whenever I’m watching something Ryan Murphy produces

  • @tiananesbitt7156

    @tiananesbitt7156

    4 ай бұрын

    6”1?

  • @T_Black_Lodge

    @T_Black_Lodge

    4 ай бұрын

    @@kgal1298”Is this actually good or does it just look pretty?” - my internal voice when watching Ryan Murphy shows.

  • @perrinwillis4194

    @perrinwillis4194

    4 ай бұрын

    @MellissaNgai Yeah, nah Im pretty sure @MavvyMaloneTv asked you a valid question. Wtf are you saying?! 😂

  • @joshifereverlark8605
    @joshifereverlark86054 ай бұрын

    I'm gonna assume Chloe wrote this solely for the opportunity to make out with Jacob 😂

  • @saanasalonen8684

    @saanasalonen8684

    4 ай бұрын

    just made the same comment lol

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    4 ай бұрын

    Hey, it worked for that Jason Momoa sketch where Jason comes back after being stranded on an island for years. Only here, there's no fear that Chloe (Fineman, not Troast) is getting tossed around like a ragdoll. She and Jacob might fall, but it's not that dangerous. Also, I think Marcello Hernandez could have co-wrote this, since he's probably had issues with getting women because of his height. There was a Weekend Update commentary on it.

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    4 ай бұрын

    You do realise they don't actually kids properly

  • @glamourgirleventing8016

    @glamourgirleventing8016

    4 ай бұрын

    who wouldn’t?

  • @justianowski

    @justianowski

    4 ай бұрын

    Nope, Marcello wrote it! The package joke and the wink! Naughty boy lol!

  • @tsulfcosplay
    @tsulfcosplay4 ай бұрын

    No joke I saw a casting call on backstage from SNL saying they needed 5’5 actors for a sketch. This was definitely the sketch.

  • @DanMilano

    @DanMilano

    4 ай бұрын

    first time 5'6'' guys took an inch off

  • @menm_91

    @menm_91

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@DanMilano🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dazenguile4215

    @dazenguile4215

    4 ай бұрын

    @@DanMilanolmao “i’m usually 5’7” but the doctor says i’m 5’5 3/4”.”

  • @nickhexum01

    @nickhexum01

    4 ай бұрын

    Cause lord knows short guys aren't good for anything else. 🤣

  • @voxveritas7941

    @voxveritas7941

    4 ай бұрын

    I’m so sorry you’re short.

  • @maxhoyt4712
    @maxhoyt47124 ай бұрын

    the funniest part is just how many of the snl cast members are ACTUALLY short kings

  • @s.pottedjackal

    @s.pottedjackal

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@annemarson4144: the entertainingness is a form of ego protection?

  • @nickhexum01

    @nickhexum01

    4 ай бұрын

    They have to be funny because they aren't tall.

  • @notavailableatthemoment7623

    @notavailableatthemoment7623

    4 ай бұрын

    bro 5 8 is not short. idk when 6 foot became the minimum for dudes but they're def in the minority

  • @ICP1SBJ

    @ICP1SBJ

    4 ай бұрын

    @@notavailableatthemoment7623 5'9" is the average height of males in USA so that means under 5'9" is below average. People over 5'9" are often thought to be 6 foot tall because they are so close to it.

  • @mixedandmatched9786

    @mixedandmatched9786

    4 ай бұрын

    I’m 5’8 and I don’t know when it started being considered short. That’s crazy.

  • @StarWarsMoments
    @StarWarsMoments4 ай бұрын

    Yeah I choose him. Her voice dropped, just cracked me the hell up.

  • @matthewdar886285

    @matthewdar886285

    4 ай бұрын

    Me too

  • @sugaredwards6207

    @sugaredwards6207

    4 ай бұрын

    Shit suddenly got "serious."

  • @themirrorsofmymind

    @themirrorsofmymind

    4 ай бұрын

    I thought, _"Woah, she's a dude now?"_ 😏

  • @brianmallen8887

    @brianmallen8887

    4 ай бұрын

    That made it so funny. That move. She is so dam n good

  • @coastthemost8097

    @coastthemost8097

    2 ай бұрын

    her visible neck strain too😭🥹

  • @ChantaBrite
    @ChantaBrite4 ай бұрын

    They were sooo disrespectful to Theodore 😂

  • @wardenm

    @wardenm

    4 ай бұрын

    To be fair, Teddy *was* one of America's better presidents. No shame in sharing a name/nickname! 😂

  • @JachAnen

    @JachAnen

    4 ай бұрын

    *Chipmunk

  • @ryanmarsh-zy7pt

    @ryanmarsh-zy7pt

    4 ай бұрын

    Poor little guy

  • @bdp8102

    @bdp8102

    4 ай бұрын

    to be honest, the kinda had to, they needed to hammer home the point that he's undesirable, while he's actually so cute 🥰

  • @mmmtsp

    @mmmtsp

    4 ай бұрын

    Who? Oh tiny teddy

  • @TheDrewLynch
    @TheDrewLynch4 ай бұрын

    “Incredible, little guys” 😅

  • @melanieserguiev909

    @melanieserguiev909

    4 ай бұрын

    💀💀💀😂😂

  • @datgrrl5698

    @datgrrl5698

    4 ай бұрын

    @thedrewlynch you were the first person I thought of when I read the title of this sketch...our short king, long may you reign

  • @datgrrl5698

    @datgrrl5698

    4 ай бұрын

    Thank you Mel for sharing your very own short king with the rest of the world... time to revisit some of #drewlynch standup specials

  • @danielkeith2071

    @danielkeith2071

    4 ай бұрын

    Drew! The GOAT of short kings

  • @scytheria7

    @scytheria7

    4 ай бұрын

    Omg Drew what a legend

  • @maryschroeder1533
    @maryschroeder15334 ай бұрын

    Loved Mikey repeatedly calling Marcello a chipmunk.

  • @christofferjenzen78

    @christofferjenzen78

    4 ай бұрын

    It's somewhat accurate.

  • @elle533
    @elle5334 ай бұрын

    "from the bottom of my heart your body is just okay" so deep lol thats some Nate Jacobs type of shit😂😂

  • @jewelmarie3424
    @jewelmarie34244 ай бұрын

    This has to be Marcello’s sketch!!😂🫶🏾

  • @nostrilsflared3635

    @nostrilsflared3635

    4 ай бұрын

    or chloe's

  • @jamessirot854

    @jamessirot854

    4 ай бұрын

    Why not both?

  • @gr8dvd

    @gr8dvd

    4 ай бұрын

    Huh, 🤷🏻 I’d guess Jacob Elordi wrote it and repeatedly flubbed rehearsals (Chloe’s so fine).

  • @Sr.ArmandoCruz

    @Sr.ArmandoCruz

    4 ай бұрын

    This was written, produced, directed, costume designed, casted AND soundtracked by Marcello Hernandez 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katiegalvin1773

    @katiegalvin1773

    4 ай бұрын

    My dad said “this skit has Marcello written all over it” we love our short king

  • @alexonline2340
    @alexonline23404 ай бұрын

    so proud of this australian man for nailing that perfectly douchey italian american accent

  • @ZzZ-qd1zo

    @ZzZ-qd1zo

    4 ай бұрын

    Pretty much the only part of his showings in this episode that wasn't underwhelming

  • @DebNKY

    @DebNKY

    4 ай бұрын

    And his chewing gum. I love it!

  • @johnbellocchio66

    @johnbellocchio66

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@ZzZ-qd1zo really, what the hell episode were you watching? Ratings and reviews were through the roof+

  • @jl5749
    @jl57494 ай бұрын

    not even kidding this would be the perfect dating show...make the bachelorette show all this progress then bring in some random average yet tall man and watch it all crumble

  • @bethanychatman9531

    @bethanychatman9531

    4 ай бұрын

    Sad thing is you can do this with men to. Just make her curvy.

  • @arleedennis791

    @arleedennis791

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carriesager

    @carriesager

    4 ай бұрын

    This is exactly what happened in Average Joe

  • @cseptember6562

    @cseptember6562

    4 ай бұрын

    Why would that be perfect?

  • @omars1369

    @omars1369

    4 ай бұрын

    You mean reality

  • @ryohry
    @ryohry4 ай бұрын

    3:18 “Oooooh whoa, I caught a moth.” “ꪖꫝꪖꫝꪖ ! 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷! 😆”

  • @sisi2474
    @sisi24744 ай бұрын

    I’d still choose Marcello/Tiny Tedd cuz this man has me down bad for him 😂

  • @elistari1050

    @elistari1050

    4 ай бұрын

    His voice, though. So freaking sexy, I don't even know why.

  • @sashasilva7066

    @sashasilva7066

    4 ай бұрын

    love Jacob but SNL's very own petite prince>>>>>>>

  • @hannahcraig6763

    @hannahcraig6763

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm 5'10" I'd choose Marcello instantly 😆. My ex is like 5'7", it's really not a big deal unless you really care what you look like in photos.

  • @Seetiyan

    @Seetiyan

    Ай бұрын

    @@hannahcraig6763 Not many out there like you. I've dated taller women though, and us guys usually don't care. Hope you enjoy another short guy down the road!

  • @maddiek1980

    @maddiek1980

    5 күн бұрын

    @@Seetiyanhaha “us guys usually don’t care” good one!

  • @user-ur2wd8du4z
    @user-ur2wd8du4z4 ай бұрын

    Yang should win an Emmy for acting straight.. so exaggerated and full of stereotypes and I love it!!!

  • @slayerduval1

    @slayerduval1

    2 ай бұрын

    Have you seen the sketch "Bowen Is Straight?" He nails the asshole straight guy stereotypes perfectly! 🤣

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick88554 ай бұрын

    Chloe wrote this sketch you can tell she a bachelor fan hysterical that kiss with jacob elordi was wild 😂😂😂.

  • @sha11235

    @sha11235

    4 ай бұрын

    How do you know she wrote it?

  • @ananyasahay

    @ananyasahay

    4 ай бұрын

    as they said ​they think it's because she's known to be a bachelor fan@@sha11235

  • @sugaredwards6207

    @sugaredwards6207

    4 ай бұрын

    @@sha11235 I think they were just guessing bc they said, "you can tell."

  • @gilliancooper2720
    @gilliancooper27204 ай бұрын

    Chloe is living every girl's dream right now

  • @GaryDelabate

    @GaryDelabate

    4 ай бұрын

    She’s Fine, Man!

  • @4everseekingwisdom690

    @4everseekingwisdom690

    4 ай бұрын

    Every girl dreams of joining the cult of scientology?

  • @4everseekingwisdom690

    @4everseekingwisdom690

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@GaryDelabateshe can only date other scientologists.. Just mortgage your house learn about lord Xenu and she's all yours

  • @GaryDelabate

    @GaryDelabate

    4 ай бұрын

    @@4everseekingwisdom690 done and done!

  • @alessandro_exclusive

    @alessandro_exclusive

    4 ай бұрын

    !!!!!!

  • @aazaasaa
    @aazaasaa4 ай бұрын

    When he straight up called him chipmunk i died

  • @NoirFan01
    @NoirFan014 ай бұрын

    Poor Marcello. I would choose him over a tall guy, no question

  • @toshiamiyumi2604

    @toshiamiyumi2604

    4 ай бұрын

    you mean over jacob elordi?

  • @roentgen822

    @roentgen822

    4 ай бұрын

    Absolute cap 😂 no self respecting person would ever choose a short guy no matter how much of a king he is lol

  • @JUANxxTNAFAN

    @JUANxxTNAFAN

    4 ай бұрын

    @@roentgen822lol what

  • @roentgen822

    @roentgen822

    4 ай бұрын

    @@JUANxxTNAFAN I meant if a girl had to choose between a short king and a tall guy let’s be real hehehe

  • @JUANxxTNAFAN

    @JUANxxTNAFAN

    4 ай бұрын

    @@roentgen822 the tall guy wins every time lol unless the short guy is rich and incredibly handsome.

  • @EnzoTheBaker
    @EnzoTheBaker4 ай бұрын

    Well Chloe had a lot of fun between this and the Jason Momoa one.

  • @Klos1neMN

    @Klos1neMN

    4 ай бұрын

    And Kelce.

  • @jg2722

    @jg2722

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Klos1neMNKelce is the hottest one

  • @happyhogan17

    @happyhogan17

    4 ай бұрын

    fuck no @@jg2722

  • @runrafarunthebestintheworld
    @runrafarunthebestintheworld4 ай бұрын

    "From the bottom of my heart your body is just ok." Are you kidding me she picked him. 😅😅

  • @TYBG85

    @TYBG85

    4 ай бұрын

    Yup. When push comes to shove many girls would rather have a tall lowlife abusive alcoholic with a couple DUIs, no car, lives at home and no job then a guy who would dare be under 5'9 and has his shit together and treat her well. It's the world we live in. Social media has a huge impact on young girls and they would be embarrassed to have a guy who doesn't tower over them.

  • @emilr978

    @emilr978

    4 ай бұрын

    I'll never understand the obsession with tall men 💀 I understand tall women, but like I'm 157cm, a man over 185 is a tree to me 🌳

  • @gonzo26nix

    @gonzo26nix

    4 ай бұрын

    *nods* yup.. I can believe she went for him. if she had chosen any of the other guys', I would have known it was a work of complete fiction.

  • @ozzieenglelewis

    @ozzieenglelewis

    4 ай бұрын

    That line was over the line for humor. But, accurate.

  • @runrafarunthebestintheworld

    @runrafarunthebestintheworld

    4 ай бұрын

    @@emilr978 ok I get it. If women sees a tall handsome man they would do everything to be with that man. If I was a woman I would defienitly go for a tall man plus that tall man gets to carry you around without your heels which is a win win which is what makes love special.

  • @GreenHairedKaiba
    @GreenHairedKaiba4 ай бұрын

    Elordi looks like he could play Lurch

  • @hoover728

    @hoover728

    4 ай бұрын

    He's playing Frankenstein's monster in the new Del Toro film.

  • @GreenHairedKaiba

    @GreenHairedKaiba

    4 ай бұрын

    @@hoover728 Well there ya go lol

  • @javiruiz8365

    @javiruiz8365

    4 ай бұрын

    He is also playing Jack Skellington!

  • @taehyungoppa7208

    @taehyungoppa7208

    4 ай бұрын

    ONFGG STOPPP😂😂

  • @TheGuyThatEveryoneIgnores

    @TheGuyThatEveryoneIgnores

    4 ай бұрын

    The guy is quite lanky. He should lift weights and eat more protein.

  • @starheartskull15
    @starheartskull154 ай бұрын

    Marcello my petite prince 🤴

  • @InfinitePossibiIities

    @InfinitePossibiIities

    4 ай бұрын

    too bad 99% of women think the opposite of you =(

  • @MoniLein-yy2ue

    @MoniLein-yy2ue

    4 ай бұрын

    petit not petite. He’s not a woman.

  • @captaincarl1

    @captaincarl1

    4 ай бұрын

    He can be my "squirt"

  • @Tao_Tology

    @Tao_Tology

    4 ай бұрын

    Girl, get in line.

  • @starheartskull15

    @starheartskull15

    4 ай бұрын

    @@MoniLein-yy2ue oop i didn’t know that word had gendered variations

  • @alexhoward5709
    @alexhoward57094 ай бұрын

    Marcello has had this sketch written in his soul for all his life

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    3 ай бұрын

    You know, it's easy to say that Chloe Fineman wrote this so she can make out with the host, and that is at least 80 to 90% true. But no one stops to think about what you said: that maybe Marcello Hernandez also had a hand in writing it because he probably was rejected a lot by girls in favor of a taller man.

  • @CarolHardesty
    @CarolHardesty4 ай бұрын

    This is EXACTLY like the reality show "Average Joe". A beautiful woman dated a bunch of average-looking guys. But THE MOMENT they introduced hot guys as a twist, she chose one of them.

  • @tlahmed

    @tlahmed

    4 ай бұрын

    Never heard of this, I need to look it up 😂

  • @jav9069

    @jav9069

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh yeah I remember that show, the beautiful woman and the average joes were there looking for love, but the hot guys were there to be on TV and a vacation not to fall in love as some of them claimed, and the woman couldn’t see this cause she couldn’t get past their hotness!

  • @cosmicrae

    @cosmicrae

    2 ай бұрын

    🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    2 ай бұрын

    Honestly, dudes do the exact same thing. So what? Are you upset that women are catching on? Also insecure men are proven to cheat more.

  • @hannarampersad6699
    @hannarampersad66994 ай бұрын

    “That don’t matter that don’t matter come sign this baby girl” 😂

  • @Archpope
    @Archpope4 ай бұрын

    I suspect Chloe wrote this sketch.

  • @kellymadison48

    @kellymadison48

    4 ай бұрын

    I thought it was Marcelo lol

  • @kennybegeske8824

    @kennybegeske8824

    4 ай бұрын

    Molly Kearney Needs To Write Sketch

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    4 ай бұрын

    And maybe Marcello, since he probably has dealt with trying to compete with tall guys in getting women.

  • @dominiqueeden
    @dominiqueeden4 ай бұрын

    "awww very touching squirt" Ahahahahahahahahha poor poor teddy.

  • @taniaishere
    @taniaishere4 ай бұрын

    I'd still choose Teddy ❤

  • @SuitedPup

    @SuitedPup

    4 ай бұрын

    Heterosexual male but same

  • @javiruiz8365

    @javiruiz8365

    4 ай бұрын

    As a gay man I agree the tall guy just doesn’t doit for me!! I’ll keep the pocket gay

  • @elcuzzo4620

    @elcuzzo4620

    4 ай бұрын

    *THEODORE 😂

  • @DandelionVVA

    @DandelionVVA

    4 ай бұрын

    Agreed. Theodore ftw

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku4 ай бұрын

    look i've dated guys that were 6'5" and guys that were 5'4" and not only did i never feel the need to crouch awkwardly in photos in order to appear shorter than my date, the short guys were just way better boyfriends. and i'll be honest, it's actually pretty nice to be able to kiss my date without craning my neck at a 90-degree angle.

  • @therearewormsundermyskinth2928

    @therearewormsundermyskinth2928

    4 ай бұрын

    TeeHee just so happens that my bf is 6'7

  • @WilliamV1987

    @WilliamV1987

    4 ай бұрын

    @@therearewormsundermyskinth2928 weird flex, but ok

  • @therearewormsundermyskinth2928

    @therearewormsundermyskinth2928

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@WilliamV1987whenever a chick says that their bf is 6'0+ istg

  • @WilliamV1987

    @WilliamV1987

    4 ай бұрын

    @@therearewormsundermyskinth2928and the fact that I took your comment as legit😂

  • @kiarimarie

    @kiarimarie

    4 ай бұрын

    I dated guys closer to the 5'7-5'9 range for years because of the neck craning. Thankfully gave my now husband a chance despite him being over 6 feet. 😂

  • @milksushi6640
    @milksushi66404 ай бұрын

    It's insane that, in the current social climate, it's significantly harder to forget that I'm short than it is to forget that im black 😂

  • @STW0173

    @STW0173

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 ditto

  • @basedmanlett

    @basedmanlett

    4 ай бұрын

    Heightism is worse than racism.

  • @nawdude4292

    @nawdude4292

    4 ай бұрын

    Thank goodness i grew up in an older generation cuz women were not nearly as hung up on height, or overall as shallow as they've become in the social media age. It's almost as if men are just there to raise their own status in competition with other women... 🤔 Hmm

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    4 ай бұрын

    Lies again? Height Growth USD SGD

  • @zkeletonz001

    @zkeletonz001

    4 ай бұрын

    Make fun of someone for being overweight, something that's changeable, and people will throw a fit. Make fun of someone for being short, something that's not changeable, and no one cares.

  • @graycer
    @graycer4 ай бұрын

    Marcello Hernandez you will always be choice #1 to me 😭

  • @big12knights39
    @big12knights394 ай бұрын

    This isn't comedy, it's documentary. 🤣

  • @mitekillem
    @mitekillem4 ай бұрын

    It's funny because it mirrors reality in a very blunt way.

  • @DebNKY

    @DebNKY

    4 ай бұрын

    Not really, it's very exaggerated.

  • @aubreygraham5821

    @aubreygraham5821

    4 ай бұрын

    @@DebNKYunfortunately it really isn’t. Most women just have something wired in them to be unattracted to short men.

  • @DebNKY

    @DebNKY

    4 ай бұрын

    @@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", they're all short. It's not a factor for me.

  • @DebNKY

    @DebNKY

    4 ай бұрын

    @@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", so everybody's short. It doesn't slow me down.

  • @preoximerianas

    @preoximerianas

    4 ай бұрын

    @@DebNKY It’s not exaggerated.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl4 ай бұрын

    Would watch Danny Devito in a Golden Short King.

  • @kitcoffey7194

    @kitcoffey7194

    4 ай бұрын

    Peter Dinklage!

  • @toshiamiyumi2604

    @toshiamiyumi2604

    4 ай бұрын

    LIsten he is not a short king. He is a little GOD@@kitcoffey7194

  • @Kitty8791

    @Kitty8791

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@kitcoffey7194 He's too young. Only 54yo! Golden = 60-75yo.

  • @pervysage4934

    @pervysage4934

    4 ай бұрын

    it's not fair , who would believe any woman would choose another guy over him? give me a break

  • @juliannehannes11

    @juliannehannes11

    4 ай бұрын

    AND MARTIN SHORT!

  • @PnoMonies
    @PnoMonies4 ай бұрын

    You know my girl over here wrote that kissing scene in herself 😂laughing

  • @saanasalonen8684
    @saanasalonen86844 ай бұрын

    there is no way this skit was not made for chloe making out with jacob lmao

  • @deepikarajsingh5392

    @deepikarajsingh5392

    4 ай бұрын

    Did they really makeout? It must be so weird for them at the end of the skit

  • @natashalyonne1674
    @natashalyonne16744 ай бұрын

    when Teddy got called squirt 😭😭😭

  • @jamessirot854

    @jamessirot854

    4 ай бұрын

    He prefers Thedore.

  • @Dnichols619

    @Dnichols619

    4 ай бұрын

    That's the one joke that made me laugh-cringe. In every single social situation, I'm "squirt," "buddy," "partner," "scout." I'm 30.

  • @gonzo26nix
    @gonzo26nix4 ай бұрын

    ya.. pretty accurate. thank you SNL for this dagger to my short guy little heart...

  • @robynmutema5830
    @robynmutema58304 ай бұрын

    I loved the bit at the end where all the lil bachelors start dancing.

  • @b-meaker99
    @b-meaker994 ай бұрын

    Boy if this isn't an accurate representation of life in the dating pool

  • @InfinitePossibiIities

    @InfinitePossibiIities

    4 ай бұрын

    sad but true

  • @roachdoggjr722

    @roachdoggjr722

    4 ай бұрын

    That's what makes it so funny, the biting satire @@InfinitePossibiIities

  • @elistari1050

    @elistari1050

    4 ай бұрын

    Not really. I mean, the average man is under 6 feet, and the average man has a partner, so. Yeah, not really all that accurate. The problem is, a lot of men go for women who tend to have very specific....personalities and physical appearances that make them the type of people to only want someone "over 6 feet". Whilst overlooking women who are pretty or average, who have great personalities and don't care about height. This ultimately makes these men guilty of the same thing they accuse women of; being vain and shallow, only caring about physical appearence. Average men want the physically most beautiful women, but those beautiful women want the physically most beautiful men. So average men feel like ALL women just want ridiculously tall guys and average women feel like ALL men want super models; because they're both judging the entire other gender based on the preferences of the most beautiful people. It's a vicious cycle.

  • @toitman2

    @toitman2

    4 ай бұрын

    The problem is that there's nothing anyone can do about height. you can work on everything else but that's not enough. i think guys are willing to accept women for things they can control not things they can't ​@elistari1050

  • @nawdude4292

    @nawdude4292

    4 ай бұрын

    While there's truth in your statement you're either overlooking or not realizing the social pressure women put on each other the way they compete with each other for vain things like shoes and purses so then their choices in men become about their status and men are treated more like accessory shopping than finding who's right for them. This is more prevalent for those who grew up with a smart phone I've noticed, they're just overall dumber in every way 😂 lots of knowledge but no wisdom on what to do with any of it except again use it like an accessory to make themselves look good lol

  • @Hai_Lello
    @Hai_Lello4 ай бұрын

    1:19 Her facial expressions looked soooo much like Taran Killam right here.

  • @kellymadison48

    @kellymadison48

    4 ай бұрын

    Wow that’s so random and obscure and also spot on

  • @abdulwasey3506

    @abdulwasey3506

    4 ай бұрын

    That is uncanny, man do I miss him. He was a very versatile actor.

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    4 ай бұрын

    They totally have the same blank, goofy smile

  • @laurenkitcat8219

    @laurenkitcat8219

    4 ай бұрын

    I think Molly only uses they/them pronouns? Correct me if I am wrong, but I totally agree about the Taran comparison!

  • @abdulwasey3506

    @abdulwasey3506

    4 ай бұрын

    @@laurenkitcat8219 Molly identifies as non binary. I just use 'they' but in most instances I try to avoid using pronouns at all.

  • @abbieburchard3180
    @abbieburchard31804 ай бұрын

    The way he hugged her before he put her down 🥺

  • @deepikarajsingh5392

    @deepikarajsingh5392

    4 ай бұрын

    Did they really makeout?

  • @wawaweewa9159
    @wawaweewa91593 ай бұрын

    Chics are legit like this irl

  • @ADubbs-fd8xf
    @ADubbs-fd8xf4 ай бұрын

    This hit a little too close to home 😭 at least we still have our fantastic dance moves, my short brethren! 😂😂

  • @pookiebearv2859
    @pookiebearv28594 ай бұрын

    Just be white and tall confirmed

  • @cseptember6562

    @cseptember6562

    4 күн бұрын

    Its always been true

  • @WonderWhatHappened
    @WonderWhatHappened4 ай бұрын

    As a little guy, this is so accurate.

  • @InfinitePossibiIities

    @InfinitePossibiIities

    4 ай бұрын

    same. painfully accurate

  • @Repdem

    @Repdem

    4 ай бұрын

    Not all women are shallow

  • @vrcxdc3623

    @vrcxdc3623

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Repdem not as shallow as your comment, that's true

  • @Repdem

    @Repdem

    4 ай бұрын

    @@vrcxdc3623 I am a woman who has dated short guys. It's not a selection criterion.

  • @WomenHateShortMen

    @WomenHateShortMen

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Repdem Yes they are

  • @libbyhicks7549
    @libbyhicks75494 ай бұрын

    I was at the funeral of a highschool friend last weekend and it definately morphed into a 'golden short king' episode for me once all the couples had taken leave.

  • @SeaBassTian
    @SeaBassTian4 ай бұрын

    Marcello can be my short king anytime hahaha.

  • @WilliamV1987
    @WilliamV19874 ай бұрын

    C’mon SNL..”Crown your Stunning and Brave Plus Sized Princess” next week. You are on a roll..

  • @libbyhicks7549

    @libbyhicks7549

    4 ай бұрын

    yes.

  • @AA-ew5uk

    @AA-ew5uk

    4 ай бұрын

    They already did a skit with the same gender swapped joke with Jennifer lopez

  • @nawdude4292

    @nawdude4292

    4 ай бұрын

    Except there's plenty of guys who like bigger girls. The number of girls willing to date even their own height is practically null

  • @elitestar

    @elitestar

    4 ай бұрын

    @@nawdude4292the guys who like bigger girls only do so because they know they can’t get a hot fit chick. You bet your ass they’d rather get with Margot Robbie than Melissa McCarthy

  • @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt
    @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt4 ай бұрын

    Don't know why every time Molly dresses like a dude I can't stop smiling 😂...it always just translates as adorable 😂

  • @stquatro
    @stquatro4 ай бұрын

    Chloe’s just living all of our dreams at 4:34

  • @HomoAlone1

    @HomoAlone1

    4 ай бұрын

    idk which one is better being carried by him or making out with him

  • @d-maproductions9175
    @d-maproductions91754 ай бұрын

    I love how she walks over at the end and you see that she’s not even really taller than them or anything

  • @danktempsey6110
    @danktempsey61102 ай бұрын

    jeez but if I mention that a girl is a 'flat fiona' im the bad guy

  • @ipodtouch5963

    @ipodtouch5963

    Ай бұрын

    Weight is actually a sensitive subject, unlike height. Common sense.

  • @danktempsey6110

    @danktempsey6110

    4 күн бұрын

    @@ipodtouch5963 not talking specifically about weight And what made you assume people are not sensitive about their height

  • @audreywoodcock3869
    @audreywoodcock38694 ай бұрын

    love Marcello he has so many layers!!!!

  • @Carmeiro456
    @Carmeiro4562 ай бұрын

    Can you imagine, even for a second, if this sketch was a guy, chosing between 3 fat girls and then a skinny one appers at the end and they keep mocking the fat ones?

  • @joshuabailey9578

    @joshuabailey9578

    2 ай бұрын

    Waaaaaaaaaah

  • @mottopanukeiku7406

    @mottopanukeiku7406

    28 күн бұрын

    So true.

  • @djhwty8725
    @djhwty87254 ай бұрын

    Man that skit was hilarious. I'm gonna go cry now.

  • @stillsearching1284
    @stillsearching12844 ай бұрын

    As a shoet man, this hits close to home. There are so many women who just dismiss you right off the bat.

  • @martijn_yt

    @martijn_yt

    4 ай бұрын

    Look at the positive: at least you don't have to waste time to weed out the shallow, narrow minded and superficial women that you don't want to end up with anyway ;)

  • @figuenew

    @figuenew

    4 ай бұрын

    @@martijn_yt X2 👍🏻

  • @kissit012

    @kissit012

    4 ай бұрын

    Women do that with men in general. Most don’t like being bothered regardless of your appearance. Being approached while minding your business can be annoying

  • @arien_000

    @arien_000

    4 ай бұрын

    I'm a girl. And what you say is true to a certain degree cuz of how we are programmed by nature. Still, when you have something that makes you stand out, like charm, charisma, talent, wit, intelligence, creativity and a good and reliable character, believe me, girls consider. Also, style is very important - like how you carry yourself, your demeanor and how you can carry a good conversation with a girl. I'm speaking from experience. I say, if you really like a girl, just be sincere and consistent and show her your charms.

  • @BeKind2AllKinds

    @BeKind2AllKinds

    4 ай бұрын

    Try being a woman…they get dismissed for EVERYTHING by guys who don’t deserve them anyway.

  • @chumark54
    @chumark544 ай бұрын

    This is a documentary.

  • @brendan5065
    @brendan50654 ай бұрын

    I’m 5ft tall and simply don’t know what to think. I need a minute

  • @therearewormsundermyskinth2928

    @therearewormsundermyskinth2928

    4 ай бұрын

    Its over

  • @ruggerobelloni4743

    @ruggerobelloni4743

    4 ай бұрын

    You are taller than Alexander the great and Kit Carson.

  • @WomenHateShortMen

    @WomenHateShortMen

    4 ай бұрын

    It is LITERALLY joever.

  • @jayhay8

    @jayhay8

    4 ай бұрын

    @@therearewormsundermyskinth2928never over

  • @brendan5065

    @brendan5065

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ruggerobelloni4743 hey thanks!

  • @WS102
    @WS1024 ай бұрын

    Chloe is the absolute best. Hilarious.

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP4 ай бұрын

    ‘Love don’t exist down here’

  • @jeffredfern3744

    @jeffredfern3744

    4 ай бұрын

    You just have to lower your standards.

  • @prospectnyc
    @prospectnyc4 ай бұрын

    short king here. this is accurate, painful and hilarious 😂

  • @InfinitePossibiIities

    @InfinitePossibiIities

    4 ай бұрын

    yes, about 99% accurate =(

  • @Papa_khan553

    @Papa_khan553

    4 ай бұрын

    Imagine calling yourself a short king dude have some fucking respect these people don’t fucking respect us whatsoever they just call us that coz they pity short men

  • @kivonshe
    @kivonshe4 ай бұрын

    This was perfect to capitalize off Jacob’s projection in entertainment! He proved he has range lol

  • @TheCrooksandCastle

    @TheCrooksandCastle

    4 ай бұрын

    you mean height

  • @javiruiz8365

    @javiruiz8365

    4 ай бұрын

    Unfortunately it showed he is not a great actor

  • @rockinpinkcadillac

    @rockinpinkcadillac

    4 ай бұрын

    This showed that he can’t act for shit. I didn’t laugh even an ounce during any of these skits. Not just because of the script but because this Jacob guy literally was cringy to watch. More so that the script entails.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.81784 ай бұрын

    That was great, I should've seen the ending coming though 😂

  • @user-gh5zk8er5h
    @user-gh5zk8er5h4 ай бұрын

    All the "lil" bachelor were funny 😂😂

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness4 ай бұрын

    "hey look, they're dancing!" Lol 😂

  • @RonnyBoy504
    @RonnyBoy5044 ай бұрын

    as a man who is 5’3… yeah 😭

  • @WomenHateShortMen

    @WomenHateShortMen

    4 ай бұрын

    It literally never began.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl4 ай бұрын

    Hey! I thought it was Heidi who always tries to make out with the hunky guest host! 🤣

  • @cloudglider

    @cloudglider

    4 ай бұрын

    Don’t forget Ego

  • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556

    @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556

    4 ай бұрын

    Ego and Jason sudekis… that was some spark! Loved it!

  • @grouchypete1

    @grouchypete1

    4 ай бұрын

    Heidi does it only if she can also be cheating on a dude in the sketch as well. It’s weird.

  • @katharinenoble1682
    @katharinenoble16824 ай бұрын

    Wow..... kudos to Bowen and Marcello for doing this. And i love them both a million per cent.

  • @katharinenoble1682

    @katharinenoble1682

    4 ай бұрын

    Like seriously, Bowen and Marcello, I love you. I have a friend who swears he cannot get a date because of his height (probably close to these guys).... to those women I say: you are sucky and shallow. Come on: Bowen and Marcello, both total catches (except B's gay but whatevs, still a catch).

  • @ethanchapman969
    @ethanchapman9693 ай бұрын

    It’s not even a parody. Just how dating apps actually work.

  • @MOTM1234
    @MOTM12344 ай бұрын

    I hate how accurate this is (written as a short king)

  • @TheAnxietyCloset
    @TheAnxietyCloset4 ай бұрын

    I think the sketch would have worked better if they didn't make the short guys look and act rather pathetic. The short guy jokes got repetitive and there's no payoff, just killing time between when Elordi's character is introduced and he and Chloe making out.

  • @TheAnxietyCloset

    @TheAnxietyCloset

    4 ай бұрын

    Just occurred to me that Krusty's lecture about hitting people with pies could apply to this sketch: "The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity!"

  • @dre6289

    @dre6289

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah, there is no silver lining at the end. Just brutal. It's unbalanced.

  • @RichardSchiffman-jn1ds

    @RichardSchiffman-jn1ds

    3 ай бұрын

    I agree. While there's some definitely blackpilled messaging with this sketch, I also couldn't help but notice that they made all three short guys (yes I know the 2nd one is a woman but I digress) seem rather corny and even borderline self-deprecating which I found pretty annoying. I'm a 5'6 guy myself and while I have always been self-conscious about it, I would like everyone to understand that most of us short guys still act every bit as normal as our taller peers and not in that overused "confidence" manner either that often seems contrived and phoney

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer4 ай бұрын

    I'm surprised this isn't a real show yet!

  • @newfriendgeromy7856

    @newfriendgeromy7856

    4 ай бұрын

    Give it a year 😂

  • @omars1369

    @omars1369

    4 ай бұрын

    No need, it’s real life

  • @johnbellocchio66

    @johnbellocchio66

    3 ай бұрын

    Wait a week.

  • @persephrotisv.2655
    @persephrotisv.26554 ай бұрын

    That dress on Chloe 🔥😻

  • @dre6289
    @dre62893 ай бұрын

    This one hurt

  • @preoximerianas
    @preoximerianas4 ай бұрын

    Well, at least “skits” like this are being honest about how woman actually feel about short men. The comments here don’t help either. Not even going into how much Twitter & Tiktok salivate over tall men and get hundreds of thousands of likes. What’s the point in fighting for a society like this that celebrates hating me for being 5’2? No Russian or Chinese ever hated me, called me disgusting because of my height. But woman from my own country do that daily and get supported. And I’m meant to fight & die for them?

  • @CHAD-LITTLE

    @CHAD-LITTLE

    4 ай бұрын

    Where do you live?

  • @preoximerianas

    @preoximerianas

    4 ай бұрын

    @@CHAD-LITTLE America.

  • @joshuabailey9578

    @joshuabailey9578

    2 ай бұрын

    You are a whiner. Get over it

  • @amzngspdr62
    @amzngspdr624 ай бұрын

    At 5'7", this sketch just made me depressed. Justice for short kings.

  • @nawdude4292

    @nawdude4292

    4 ай бұрын

    It'll never happen. Fuckin fat people get more respect and consideration SMH

  • @rayeiswriting4372

    @rayeiswriting4372

    2 ай бұрын

    Short kings are great!

  • @videovoidtv
    @videovoidtv4 ай бұрын

    As a short king at 5’8… I laughed and got angry simultaneously.

  • @spirit469

    @spirit469

    4 ай бұрын

    5'8 is not short

  • @mr.giggles6265

    @mr.giggles6265

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@spirit469Yes, it is.

  • @elistari1050

    @elistari1050

    4 ай бұрын

    5,8 is average. You're not short, you're normal.

  • @davidamaya4330

    @davidamaya4330

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mr.giggles6265chronically online

  • @videovoidtv

    @videovoidtv

    4 ай бұрын

    @@elistari1050 Id beg to disagree. Its normal for a Latino like myself. But I do think most guys are taller. Just what I notice.

  • @austinlim54
    @austinlim542 ай бұрын

    as a short guy this was funny af but also dam hurts so much

  • @revivedsoul1099

    @revivedsoul1099

    22 күн бұрын

    It was funny, but not funny as f. Its hurts, like atleast give her to Theo

  • @jlovebirch
    @jlovebirch4 ай бұрын

    The sad but true reality when it comes to dating.

  • @Alxotaku
    @Alxotaku4 ай бұрын

    Dude funny but seeing this in real life in the bar pretty accurate

  • @InfinitePossibiIities

    @InfinitePossibiIities

    4 ай бұрын

    yes, about 99% accurate unfortunately =(

  • @Alxotaku

    @Alxotaku

    4 ай бұрын

    @@InfinitePossibiIities true so true

  • @SnowFoxParty
    @SnowFoxParty3 ай бұрын

    I like my short kings, hugs and kisses are the best at the same level ❤❤❤

  • @nbrockmoran
    @nbrockmoran13 күн бұрын

    Marcello is hilarious af. The best in SNL lately, no cap.

  • @nature3361
    @nature33614 ай бұрын

    All humor is real at its core

  • @xamurai00
    @xamurai004 ай бұрын

    see jacob pull away from Chloe after she took him by surprise with the full on kiss ? she goes in again near the end but he aint having any of it lol

  • @WilliamV1987

    @WilliamV1987

    4 ай бұрын

    Wouldnt wish that on anyone, but let’s see the “slay all day queeen” comments if lets say a 20 something actress had a similar experience with an over 30 male cast member.

  • @dr.trollman8132
    @dr.trollman81324 ай бұрын

    Damn, SNL went full blackpill

  • @Goth_Goat
    @Goth_Goat4 ай бұрын

    The audacity for the writers to name one of them Kevin 🤣

  • @dr.edwardrichtofen365
    @dr.edwardrichtofen3654 ай бұрын

    I know it’s supposed to be a skit but this is literally how the dating scene is… “That guy will treat me wrong but it’s all worth it” 🤣🤡

  • @Retributivist
    @Retributivist4 ай бұрын

    heightpill - SNL, it's over - SNL, never get up - SNL, take your pick.

  • @HectorMartinez
    @HectorMartinez4 ай бұрын

    Wow they really went at it!

  • @Katarina12689
    @Katarina126894 ай бұрын

    "Yeah I choose him-" loved that😂

  • @katethegratedcheese
    @katethegratedcheese4 ай бұрын

    Golden Short King 😂

  • @aubreygraham5821
    @aubreygraham58214 ай бұрын

    I’m so depressed. I’m gonna have to get limb lengthening surgery.

  • @claudia8861
    @claudia8861Ай бұрын

    Marcello looks so handsome in that suit.

  • @MsGnor
    @MsGnor4 ай бұрын

    Yep, it's a Jungle out there! 🧬😂 Chloe's so beautiful omg 😍

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor4 ай бұрын

    I love how the audience started laughing as soon as they realized Molly was one of the guys. 😂

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija4 ай бұрын

    This feels like a show that would be in the early 2000s 😂😂😂

  • @jenwarshawsky189
    @jenwarshawsky1894 ай бұрын

    It was funny the way Marcello said, "ha, ha, ha."

  • @MotorSwapDan

    @MotorSwapDan

    4 ай бұрын

    🤔

  • @zuziiRock
    @zuziiRock4 ай бұрын

    ...like that chipmunk" yeah. 🤣🤣🤣

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