I hope you enjoy this Cards Against Humanity footage I have officially put out before pretty much anyone else in the group. This is a once and a lifetime thing, so you best leave a MOTHA FUGGIN' LIKE ON THIS BIH. I love you all. Thanks for watching! :D

@kitchen5203

7 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the green pussy!

@rjscherer2073

7 жыл бұрын

SMii7Y this series is the goat

@jennaledford5365

7 жыл бұрын

SMii7Y Love your vids, and you're SOO close to 1M!! Congrats!

@juvenciotlatoa

7 жыл бұрын

SMii7Y No that's Kryoz

@BIMFNF

7 жыл бұрын

SMii7Y :) love yo vids

john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!

"Her lips said, 'No' But her eyes said blank" Sounded like Morgan Freeman

@yes.8290

5 жыл бұрын

1 day later... Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment

@aapollolo

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Morgan Freeman started a youtube channel.....you just blew his cover

@jackiekraus9893

3 жыл бұрын

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

@KRYS105

Жыл бұрын

@@jackiekraus9893 yes

@AskAshe

Жыл бұрын

@@jackiekraus9893 would boneless be no crust

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test" **traumatic flashbacks**

@JesterKeiko

3 жыл бұрын

For reasons I will be passing away today

@Killzote

Ай бұрын

I had to do this like yesterday

"Jesus ain't turn water into wine he turn it into GFUEL amen." My sides. Nonexistent.

@notimportant1659

7 жыл бұрын

Smii7y's sponsor is nonexistent. Burnt to a crisp. Drop the mic.

@moyai9166

7 жыл бұрын

Pokeydepanda minute?

@Pokeydepanda

7 жыл бұрын

NineMoreSeasonsMorty! 9:53

@moyai9166

7 жыл бұрын

Pokeydepanda apreciate it 🅱️

@ashtyler2666

6 жыл бұрын

Pokeydepanda THATS TOO DAMN TRUE

L-lemme G- get uhhh B- boneless pizza with a T- two litter of coke

@neetlikereallyneet9103

7 жыл бұрын

B O N E L E S S

@justadam7369

6 жыл бұрын

Baku

@elliesophiaxx

6 жыл бұрын

Luigi Got Big Titties

@chai9810

6 жыл бұрын

Liberty Guns Beer Titties

@EPICHUD

6 жыл бұрын

Lucario Plays Amen.

He protec He attac But most importantly ballsac

@lukeyoung680

6 жыл бұрын

L

@kofi6206

6 жыл бұрын

no it’s he protec he attac but most importantly it’s spelt ballsac

@thaidung2003

6 жыл бұрын

Aephenneon ty

@nathangallegos4446

6 жыл бұрын

he protec he attac but most of all he build the wall

@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486

6 жыл бұрын

He attack, he protec, he TURN WATER INTO GFUEL!!! AMEN

“Daddy deserves to be put up on the cross and crucified.” “jesus- oh wait”😂😂

@hallway_revenant7919

2 жыл бұрын

the only thing that went through my brain was the fact toaster strudels somehow became a gender

@Case2_0

3 ай бұрын

This happened exactly when I read this comment

B O D E B O O P

@yungxghad9081

5 жыл бұрын

*Breaks Ankle in class on purpose* Yayy now I don’t have to run

@bodechristensen5416

5 жыл бұрын

It's so funny cause my name is bode

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

You did it incorrectly it’s *B O D E B O O P*

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

Wait I was here?

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

Weys Music understandable have a great day

Man, that pacer card at the start really jogged my memory. I remember hating the Pacer exams back in PE :\

@dominicschafer6671

7 жыл бұрын

Legoguy9875 "Jogged" your memory you say?

@troger6895

6 жыл бұрын

Legoguy9875 I remember dedicating my time and energy to memorize it

@notavailable7856

6 жыл бұрын

Don't you dare remind me of that torture

@michaelmarsh13

6 жыл бұрын

The pacer test is easy asf

@tr-vor9978

6 жыл бұрын

Sucks to suck, never had the test😅

7:52 "The power of love is useless against__" The correct answer is *an m32 rotary grenade launcher*

@kcplayz6112

3 жыл бұрын

"FIRE A WARNING SHOT!" "Sir! This is an m32 rotary grenade launcher!" "JUST DO IT!" "YES SIR" THUNK......BOOOOOOM "I SAID A WARNING SHOT SOLDIER!!"

@dotexe8870

2 жыл бұрын

@@kcplayz6112 fire a warning shot, Patterson. Sir, this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher… Potato patato, fire it Patterson.

@larslo5673

2 жыл бұрын

*thunk*

@Smallchunkus

2 жыл бұрын

Also correct answer GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Gatling gun

Laughed so hard when I read "Asking a burn victim if they want their KFC normal or extra crispy". I am a burn survivor myself.

@Astronautnspace

3 жыл бұрын

Well, do you like your KFC normal or extra crispy?

@GabeIDK2

3 жыл бұрын

Answer the question damnit!

@Jewish_infidel

2 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for that answer

@anonymousnlonely3315

2 жыл бұрын

Still waiting

@hallway_revenant7919

2 жыл бұрын

When I moused over this I saw an expanded 'PIZZA' and fucking lost it

13:12 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

@A_Dawg49

7 жыл бұрын

um.... what position do you sit in that makes that happen?!😂

@kpopfan1817

7 жыл бұрын

Yoongi's minty hair armyyy

@fann.9874

7 жыл бұрын

haha truuuuu

@Subject__

6 жыл бұрын

Alison M my nuts just went "up"

@dale1782

6 жыл бұрын

Even though i have a dick i fully understand.

13:12 Smitty's reaction was beautiful lol

Smii7y: playing cards against humanity Also Smii7y: I'm a G-Rated KZreadr now

@beancandev7818

2 жыл бұрын

DOUBT

@KRYS105

Жыл бұрын

Cap

8:07 I CAN'T i need a compliation of smitty going, "oh no no no"

@YTRustyaxel

Жыл бұрын

Try 8:06

"That's just lube baby keep going. at least you know shes not pregnant at that point" Someone....end my life. i don't wanna live after this

@slimedfries5234

4 жыл бұрын

Kid Splash is he right tho?

@gamesfan290

4 жыл бұрын

@@slimedfries5234 why, yes he is!

@dumbbbunny9649

4 жыл бұрын

I made this comment 69

@dumbbbunny9649

4 жыл бұрын

Thank me

@jaydusmaitland9820

4 жыл бұрын

I thought you said "that's just baby lube" FML stupid dyslexic moments

11:41 The most awkward silence ever.

The thing about vaginas “falling asleep” is very true lol. Like I’ll just be sitting somewhere and get up and I’m like “ugh”

Mex: Her lips said no but her eyes said... God no. 😂

Jezus aint turn water into wine he turn water into GFUEL. That was sooooo damn good lmao

SMii7Y, I don't think you understand the circumstances... *that he gone*

@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486

6 жыл бұрын

*_IM RIGHT HERE_*

@_lucas_2066

3 жыл бұрын

@@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 *HE GONE*

2:00 Holy crap is that a Ninja Sex Party reference in Smii7y's hand!?!

@deathbed2006

4 жыл бұрын

And when it was played they didn't even get it

I swear.. every time they play this game it slowly descends to “guess who used this card”

SMii7Y: jesus ain't turn water into wine. He turn water into GFUEL amen 😂😂😂😂😂

13:52 aye is ya boi 175 degrees

12:47 THATS JUST LUBE BABY KEEP GOING (I honestly don’t know how to feel about that 😶😂)

"come on the hot's kicking in!" *insert Anthony's fake laugh as my own*

"Eating french fries out of a panda." Let the SMii7Y x BigJigglyPanda fanfiction commence

@thedyingmeme6

4 жыл бұрын

Let it NOT

@oryonatwood9299

3 жыл бұрын

After careful deliberation, I still say yes to that never happening.

Does the "I'm shleep, oh I was woke" thing have a backstory? xD

@marcsmart2820

5 жыл бұрын

Reece Sabatino this was the back story

@koi3824

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcsmart2820 actually I think they said it on h1z1 a while ago

@TheLastDragon15

4 жыл бұрын

I read your comment the moment that quote came through on the video it was quite funny

@flashback4019

4 жыл бұрын

Well you see uh he was woke but now he shleep

@lucifermorningstar3451

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it has a backstory from 4 years ago

"That's too many daddies in one sentence" sentences previously never said in history

My friend and I watching this: Friend: “why did they measure piss in pounds?” Me: “idk, probably the same reason people measure blood in millimeters.”

@benkurdi8199

3 жыл бұрын

Out.

@nickedname_2158

3 жыл бұрын

@@benkurdi8199 In.

0:14 “your eyes really are like sapphires, gee. Heh, I guess that’s kinda corny-“

19:50 is such an unappreciated bit from jiggly lmaoo

God when Anthony said hurry up the hots kickin' in fuckun killed me

the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

"I can't say that word I'm a G rated channel." "Toaster strudels? damn them shits good"

10:35 "Shut The Fuck Up" and that whole bit is my favorite

@YTRustyaxel

Жыл бұрын

Try 10:37

Jimmy is a lonely boy, but one day he finds a door in his attic that leads him to find a new friend... *antidepressants* -Cards Against Humanity

"Jesus Christ didn't turn water into win, he turn water into GFuel" *"AMEN!"*

why didn't he play "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!" on the first one?

@trevinoverton3073

7 жыл бұрын

NSP

@sebastianbarbotik2380

7 жыл бұрын

Because it only happenes 87 times a day stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection this is more important that what you have to say

@legocorp8

7 жыл бұрын

Cuz they didn't sing it I'm guessing they didn't get the reference.

@Danny-mn3kg

7 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Barbotik YES I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED EXCEPT ME

@colonalleedle1361

7 жыл бұрын

hey, HEY, please hold your applause.

Damn it Smii7y, I had to make sure parents were out of the holiday home b/c I just knew I'd be laughing too hard because of this. Thanks

@chef9620

6 жыл бұрын

FlakerOnline your parents don't want you laughing? And why the fuck do you have a holiday home? Complete waste of money.

@Ronaldrygun

Жыл бұрын

Did you just flex in a smi7y comments section💀💀🤡

3:22 Samuel Jackson: damn that's some good gourmei sh*t Gordan Ramsey: finally some good f**king food

4:35 I like how John assumes it's a boy saying that.

For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.

JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO

"We're disgusting" Yup. Definitely a video from times they didn't know Soup or McNasty.

@arbysfryer

11 ай бұрын

I can assure you that one of them is definitely WAAAYYY more disgusting than McNasty and soup combined

@ZAVB3R3R

10 ай бұрын

​@@arbysfryerso true 😂

🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

@swaftprestino6975

5 жыл бұрын

And uuuuh 2 liter of 🅱oke

@macopalooza6951

3 жыл бұрын

@@swaftprestino6975 some 🅱️OCCOLI on the side

@swaftprestino6975

3 жыл бұрын

@@macopalooza6951 THAT WAS A FUCKING YEAR AGO

@macopalooza6951

3 жыл бұрын

@@swaftprestino6975 y e s

@swaftprestino6975

3 жыл бұрын

@@macopalooza6951 lol, so waddup bro

Lemme getta uhhhhhhhh ᗷOᑎEᒪEᔕᔕ ᑭIᘔᘔᗩ

@Karmy.

7 жыл бұрын

Razzle Dazzle what??

@CreaterofDestiny

7 жыл бұрын

+Y4123 9gag meme.

@alphaKode

7 жыл бұрын

Normie

@Zandroid01

7 жыл бұрын

fuck kinda pizza? And 2 LITRE MACHINE 🅱ROKE. we got 1 litre tho

@rpgplayr3288

7 жыл бұрын

Razzle Dazzle lemme get a muthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?

I went to the applestore... I farted... I got kicked out... Not my fault they don't have windows

@razzledazzle2694

7 жыл бұрын

*slow claps*

@teka9676

7 жыл бұрын

That made my day xDDDD

@Avsword

7 жыл бұрын

lemme quess.. NO WINDOWS?!! AAAHAHAHAAH GOOOD JOKE WOOOHOOOO

@pillman1

7 жыл бұрын

susan really lives up to her reputation...

@sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyy

7 жыл бұрын

Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.

John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified" Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait" John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y" 13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

3:44 FROM THERE ON I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SMII7Y WHY

@elijahshells

6 жыл бұрын

That Øne Girl Where did the joke on 3:44 originate from?

@thatnegirl4020

6 жыл бұрын

Elijah Shells I don't know but it was really funny to me lmao

@ShayBay

6 жыл бұрын

That Øne Girl same

18:03 That f-cking little cute n' creepy ass giggle.

He looked up from his green eggs and ham "This is pretty good fam, Sam I Am"

6 years later and I’m still watching these day after day. The humor never gets old

"But we did get sum sick pyramids with slavery"

@leotamus9657

3 жыл бұрын

“Just saying”

@chaosumbraofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Doom guy: "just slaying"

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

@115DELDE

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@ZeekarPRIME

7 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@jacobsartorius30

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck kinda pizza and the two liter machine is broke

@edgar7361

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Sartorius I said, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S

@heccmcgee4352

7 жыл бұрын

Edgar Ferreras wow original

oohh back at it again with another session of cards!!!

I cried laughing every minute of this video when you uploaded it, and im watching it now and im crying even harder

0:29 it's the inner thoughts of Morgan Freeman

F**king love it! Always crying laughing everytime you post a video with Cards Against Humanity! You and the boys are amazing!

16:30 LMAO.

7:43 Uncle Touchy's movie studio aged very badly huh

@RudeAndObscene

4 ай бұрын

Noooo I was literally about to comment this

15:35 after the round a kfc commercial played and I died on the spot

These cards against humanity videos are some of the funniest videos I've seen.

You had a great opening card and YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT! "but her eyes said: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION!" xD

@callumtait4793

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW. I WAS KICKING MYSELF.

"It was hot sauce, coming in and going out the same," -Anthony, 2017

14:14 you're lucky grizzy isn't in the session lol

🅱oneless 🅱izza

@kalechip417

6 жыл бұрын

🅱️op your 🅱️ussy

@aym855

6 жыл бұрын

Eonless Eizza

@DDS8246

6 жыл бұрын

🅱ole 🅱an🅱aris

@bonelessftw

5 жыл бұрын

with 2 bees

@okkismet

5 жыл бұрын

the second fellow Oliver Tree I've saw today 👀👌

Can I just say smitty is the best KZreadr ever. He makes everything so funny. I hope to one day come out of my shell and make videos as funny as him

bro i straight up started dying from boneless pizza after 5 year or so from it being a meme makes me still laugh my lungs out from it 😂

11:34 when you fall asleep on the train tracks and wake up unexpectedly

The akward moment when you realize that one of your friends is a predator.

@sirvolk1685

2 жыл бұрын

theres no need for that. in smii7ys vid. go do it in minis comments. smii7y is doin his own thing. we dont need to bring that up all the time

This whole video was SO funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I was dying the entire time 🤣🤣🤣

After watching all these CAH vids, smitty and John are connected by massive brain waves

1:30 "bodeboop"

7:42 did not age well my friends

3 years later and it is in my recommended.... thanks youtube for making my day a little better XD

Man i love cards against humanity, get me ever time

They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌" 17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome

@charliemelton885

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@colinhalverson51

5 жыл бұрын

I remember xD

@AccountInactive

2 жыл бұрын

This is getting really gay really fast

1:06 I'm Literally Doing A Pacer Test Friday At Gym

@nichotamer9418

5 жыл бұрын

Only ever managed to make it to 10....or 9

I only just started watching your videos today, but you have earned yourself a subscriber.

Watching this on new year's night, what am i doing with my life.... also happy new year!!

idk how john has the least amount of subscriers lol

Boneless pizza 😂😂😂smitty I love u ;D

8:30 "Roman let's go bowling"

ive seen this video like 5 times and its still so funny

0:04 fucking Morgen Freemen up in here.

Dad?

@Pickledginger45

7 жыл бұрын

son?

@97ace14

7 жыл бұрын

Smii7y's son?!!!!

@cameron6783

7 жыл бұрын

Hi

@davidriccio5952

7 жыл бұрын

97 Ace yes?

@97ace14

7 жыл бұрын

who is the mother i wonder

i am so happy i found you channal- i cant stop laughing 😂

At 9:40 smitty really turning into Herbert the pervert, the gfuel enthusiast

L - let’s G - get T - this B - bread GAMERS!!!

@DaddyBlueJay3207

4 жыл бұрын

Luigi Got Big Tiddies

3:58 that laugh is my aesthetic.. 😂

@owenmayer746

6 жыл бұрын

Does 3:10really happen?

About 45 seconds in and I realized I can't listen to this at work because I'm laughing too hard!

Everybody: sLavERy iS bAd John: yo 🅱 we got some badass pyramids thx to slavery mah G Deadass

There goes SMii7Y's Ad money

17:22 can we acknowledge the quick wit of panda? He made the card 30 times more funny😂

Alcohol and a cards against humanity vid from SMII7Y. what a night this is

Aquamarine from Steven Universe's gender on the SU Wiki was, at one point, "resting b!tch face".

@Danche925

6 жыл бұрын

Jackson Clark well i guess that works lmao

while i was watching the solitaire video this popped up

@victorydance6439

7 жыл бұрын

wow 5 likes holy fuck btw subscribe to kryoz gaming

@peng_tingchicken1214

7 жыл бұрын

fenafeses lost a like

@10zelim01

7 жыл бұрын

*no comment*

@IronKilla9

7 жыл бұрын

you know that putting "no comment" in a comment is still a comment

@victorydance6439

7 жыл бұрын

why the fuck did i got 30 likes smii7y you hacked the wrong comment