So glad this guy is back. Anyone who does donuts with a dead body in their car with the blessing of law enforcement is welcome to tell me bedtime stories any morning of the week.

@Meekmillan

6 жыл бұрын

Brett Bilger wait a min...

@Morphxeus

6 жыл бұрын

WOW, a talking parrot with excellent humor!

@variousengineering1965

6 жыл бұрын

Bedtime and morning in the same sentence 🤔

@harshpandey5228

6 жыл бұрын

Donut Or burnout?

@DrakeKillah

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, because some of us actually go to bed in the morning, not the night. I can attest to that XD

"High to harambe" my favorite quote of all time

I needed to watch this video twice because he made so many quick jokes. This guy is an awesome story teller

@Pwnulolumad

6 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Alford I watched this video once at .75 speed after seeing your comment ty

such a good story teller ... I lost it at "I'm ginger, my shoulders look like they've been hunting with Dick Cheney they're so freckled"

@LosantoBeats

3 жыл бұрын

In deed. Could listen to this guy for Hours!.. He should have his own show/youtube channel.

@abnormal1743

3 жыл бұрын

@@LosantoBeats, he has a KZread channel The Rockabilly Arts.

Chris is an amazing storyteller with unique and awesome taste in automobiles. Enjoy!

@hard_celery5583

6 жыл бұрын

Not sure if you watch Silicon Valley but they used "shrewd negotiator" in the season premiere. Better trademark it while you can!

@matteojang4851

6 жыл бұрын

Ed Bolia

@zombie4loan287

6 жыл бұрын

To bad he and you are promoting someone who doesnt pay there bills. Lmk if you want screen shots.

@EdBolian

6 жыл бұрын

Not sure what you mean @Zombie4loan.

@hard_celery5583

6 жыл бұрын

I guess you can say he was a shrewd negotiator.

Mosquitoes pacing you at 95mph? Must've drank the blood of Usain Bolt

That was the most awkward cop selfie I've ever seen oh my god hahaha

"Vampiric". What a great word!

Noteable size? Dude, we’ve got mosquitoes in Arkansas that can stand flat footed and molest turkeys. And rolling the window down? Nah, you’re just breathing ‘em now. Haha

Back in spring of 1986, I had one of the best family trips as a kid. My parents and sister delivered a used hearse to a friend Needles, CA from Mankato, MN. In the back was a used body lift and used stainless steel embalming table. Having to stop in CO for the construction alot was always great. (Roads were 1 lane and you would have to wait for a pilot car.) Crowds would gather around trying to get a peak inside. People would gasp as a family of 4 would pile out. Seeing this and thinking about that really makes me want to get one just for fun.

"Like I have been hunting with Dick Cheney" - I'm dead.

@theresaoakes9387

6 жыл бұрын

I actually had to pause the video I laughed so hard. knew I'd find a comment here close by.

@Russiansniper93

6 жыл бұрын

"They're just pacing us, looking over like, 'HAHA'"

@AlbertoDsign

6 жыл бұрын

I don´t get it...

Hahaha, Being an Alabamian and having lived in Georgia, I can say that both state's law enforcement can be d-bags when it comes to how they view folks that like fast machines. Also the lack of Auto repair support on weekends is pretty scary, lol. Good stories man, thanks for sharing them. I decided to take a "knocking" Harley XL1200 on a cross country trip from Alabama to Wyoming to only blow a head gasket in Iowa. By a stroke of shear luck there was a Harley Dealer in the middle of nowhere, so I pulled in to ask them to perform a timing adjustment. At the time I had no idea it had a blown head, I simply knew it was popping and running lean. While waiting to hear what was going on with the motor and why it was running so lean, I had lunch at the only diner for 100 miles with a local farmer. After lunch the farmer and I parted ways as his bike was ready to go. The shop manager brought me back to my bike on the lift and showed me the blown head gasket and told me the repair and knock could be upwards of $1200 which was more than the bike was worth. The farmer had told me earlier that if I needed a place to crash to come out to his shop, so I gave him a call. He said, grab the needed parts, and "come on, I got you". I reluctantly purchased the $85 in head gaskets/seals and had the bike hauled 50 miles out in the middle of corn country to his property where we pulled up to a big two door shop for combines and tractors. Inside in the corner he had a lift, and every tool imaginable made by Snap-On. He and his wife greeted me at the bike, and they offered up a warm meal, a shower and bed during my stay. Not only did they deliver this man stayed and helped me rebuild my bike in a matter of hours while sharing wild stories of bootlegging, racing, and bike building. We wrapped up the repairs at 1AM, cranked it and had a couple of cold ones once it fired and idled smoothly. The next morning at first light we shook hands and he gave me a bottle of outlaw tempelton rye. I spent the next two weeks on the road living out of a tent, and the bike had zero problems after that. The greatest experience I've ever had on the road, truly.

my 4th car as a teenager in high school was a 1972 Cadillac 4 door hard top - friggen awesome cars

"Water pump was making noise like a Quarterbacks shoulder" Good one!

Mosquitos are the state bird of Arkansas 😄

"Just lookin' for a shady spot to take a nap" I'll have to remember that one!

Would love to hear more stories from this guy.

Saw a hearse, thought about Arne

Really?!?! Oh how I wish I could find one of these.... Yall make my day at work so much better!!! Chris is awesome. He makes America proud!!

My buddy DiGanci is always good for a hilarious story! "Watching the birds fly upside down." LMFAO

Story took place in 2005, but there is a 2009+ Infiniti G37 at 5:40 .... time travel

@psychoholic

6 жыл бұрын

+Dan C It was an ‘08 G37S. Some of the pictures from the story were from the trip (like the side of the road and the state trooper) the rest were of other pictures I have of the car. Note the different wheels in some of the pictures (it currently has 20s on it). Most of the trip pictures were of landscapes and other cars since we were in the car most of the time.

@psychoholic

6 жыл бұрын

That's between you guys. I'm his friend and not his accountant or keeper.

@zombie4loan287

6 жыл бұрын

Enjoy having a friend who calls you trash! His words. Let me know if you would like to see how shady your so called "friend" is! I have it in Texts

about $1,000.00 in CA prices for gas

Great story!!! Love the details had me cracking up. Glad you made it!!

Good story, The Ed guy and the Robb guy are hilarious. I just found this channel today and I've been binge watching. I'm really enjoying this channel!

last time i was here this early, Rob just discovered pills inside the explorer

@KMcNally117

6 жыл бұрын

Farhan Pramadipta *Rabbit haha

Hah i love these stories about cross country'ing like 2904 or Canonball in weird cars😂

This is by far the best story channel I have ever watched, keep up the amazing content guys!

So many amazing quotes in this video. Good work.

Small world of cars here... a couple of months ago before I moved away from Colorado, I bought a 1989 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Funeral Home limo, 6 Doors, 3 rows, originally sold to a funeral home in Oklahoma, nothing crazy except for it has a 425 in it now... upon seeing how convenient it would be to haul a small army of people, my sister and brother-in-law decided that they could use one for them and their 4 children.... we found the perfect 1992 Fleetwood front wheel drive limo on Craigslist, unfortunately we were a day late and a dollar short to buying it, this was back in like February,But thanks to this video I recognized the guy that was selling it as Mr. Helm, purely by the Mohawk. I find it hilarious that I'm sitting here in the middle of the night watching these car videos and had this revelation lol

@ConvoyBebop

6 жыл бұрын

I wish I would have found her, but this limo kind of fell in my lap because the guy wanted to trade for my non-running MR2, and I do have a problem I like to trade cars to something different, and a 1989 limo with a big block engine swapped into it is too weird for me to pass up.

SO enjoyed this... a true gifted storyteller!!!!

He said Bill Engvall and used a Here's Your Sign Joke!!!! I LOST IT!!!! 😂🤣

This guy share some awesome hilarious stories

Had the same thing happen to me with the wheel studs breaking after I got new tires put on at Sears. Took it back and made them put all new wheel studs all the way around because there's probably more of them that are almost broken off. Trip sounded like fun except for the breakdowns

LOL, Love the Blazing Saddles reference. Hilarious.

@GearheadDaily

6 жыл бұрын

HEADY LAMAR! HEADY LAMAR!!

Last time I was this early, Ed was still giving a cop a ride in a Gallardo doing 170mph.

You, sir, are hilarious! Your cross country tale had me in tears! Keep it up!!

should have used those coathangers instead of shelling out $5. wrap around and twist the ends until tight, use 2 or 3

Love the videos!

@ilikeboost4764

6 жыл бұрын

Jose Martinez you're second

i didnt think i would see another video about this guy, this made my day

One of the best story tellers ever.

Why, oh Lord, why ... am I looking for Cadillac hearses for sale?

WOW I remember that car passing me in Meridian I was 13 at the time.

8-12 miles to the gallon on the best day of it's life and 8-12 gallons to the mile on the rest.

He's so right about the mosquitos in Arkansas. My mom and I were driving back to Texas from North Carolina and we had to stop and get gas right near the border in Texarkana. We're basically sitting on empty because I've already gone through 1 gas station and decided to try and find another one because the swarm of mosquitos was so bad. So the next one we get to is just as bad but we have to get gas at this point. We're in my 2 month old Ford Flex packed with the 2 of us, 3 full grown German Shepherds and luggage for 4 people. We only opened 1 door twice, which was to get out and pump gas, and to get back in, and somehow the car still got filled with mosquitos. We opened the windows to try to vent them out once we were back on the highway which got most of them out, but a lot of them got pushed to the back of the car. We were slapping mosquitos for hours. We got chewed up, all our dogs got chewed up, and the headliner in my car got covered in squished bugs and blood. It was disgusting.

Dude in the pic looks like a goth Steve Martin.

"10 gas station stops later....." lol

This reminds me, i seen a hearse for sale in my area. Not classic but the newer models.

Vinwiki vids help my hangover

Mosquitoes of Notable Size? I dont thing they exist...

Good ole Meridian, Mississippi. My hometown.

"I'm just looking for a nice shady spot to take a nap"😂😂😂😂 had me laughing for ever. This guy is so funny.

I don't know if this has been suggested but you guys should post these on iTunes.

Seeing Zachary Helm brought a huge smile to my face as both a gearhead and a Denver punk!

Love Chris’ stories

From someone who frequently Sun burns their butt, that had to suck!! Great story!!

@9HighFlyer9

6 жыл бұрын

Jessica Butler if you need some aloe vera applied I know a guy.

Can we stop and acknowledge that his WIFE pointed out the temperature gauge was pinned? Now that's a stand up gal right there, congrats on the bride Chris.

Last time I was this early, the spring breakers were still migrating toward Florida in their rental cars.

@awesomeasfuck100

6 жыл бұрын

Clint Gliford Why are you always commenting the same shit on every new video. Don't you have a life?

@canehdiansteve3455

6 жыл бұрын

VINwiki is life.

Need him on again!!

My late neighbors owned the local busy funeral home in our town for many years, and she told me that you never wear out a hearse, in the year's past, the frequent body changes on cars made them look old and out of date long before many miles were on the car

Thought you said you had hangers, wouldn't those do the trick?

This man just said Loganville Georgia, never thought i would see anyone from my home town on youtube😅

Great story teller, WOW!!!

the truck stop you mentioned ,and than the picture you showed iis in henryetta oklahoma just off i40, looks to be anyway

Does this guy ever stop to take a breath, God, Rob has such a nice flow when he talks

I used to have an awkward feeling around hearse, now I like them ever since VINWiki 😂

I can't wait to have crazy stories like this.

That was genuinely the funniest shit I've heard in a long while! Amazing story told exceptionally well! Thoroughly enjoyed that, thank you sir!

This is gold.

As a ginger I feel you!

$5 for a house clamp!!!, I would have called Triple AAA & went home.

8 to 12 mpg while driving cross country in a big old Caddy. Been there done that. And it makes for a lot of pee breaks.

I want to do this trip in my 67 Electra!!

This is probably one of the best storytellers ever. Plus, National Geographic, needs to get on those mosquitos

If a car likes you it knows exactly where to break down. Case in point, the Cadillac hearse at the Holiday Inn.

Great story!!!!

What a story!

Wow - great tale!

I have always wanted a hearse but as a disabled Army veteran I don't think I will be able to ever have the chance

Great story! Nothing worse than a break down far away from home.

Great humor, the quarterbacks shoulder and dick Cheney got me those were classic lines

315 gallons? just 2600 dollars in gas prices here in Norway :)

I like his puns

389 peterbilt a whopping 4.5 mpgs

Man, I wish you used the nap line. Also as a fellow Ginger. I feel your freckled part of the story

Most of Alabama State Troopers are cool. We are very short around here. Lucky you didn't run into a local Sheriff or Police in a small po dunk town. But I want to know how most of these old engines will run on FI setup.

@psychoholic

6 жыл бұрын

RocketFast321 I’ll know in about 3 weeks.

@MarkCoopersisqocracker

6 жыл бұрын

Screw that, put it on fumes and it'll do at least 40 mpg... just a quick guesstimate. Dunno the weight or the RPMs ya drive at highway speed. But yeah, something like that. I'm gonna do my H2 next. That's my target there, at least 40 MPG.

@RocketFast321

6 жыл бұрын

God speed sir! On my 01 189k 2.4 5-speed. I get 30mph going around 65-70.

@MarkCoopersisqocracker

6 жыл бұрын

That thing would be well over 100 mpg on a good hot vapor setup. :-)

Do they have cardan driveshafts?

"RCH" hahahahaha

This guy needs to do audio books. Hes very... well at emphasizing storytime.

Great storyteller... I had to laugh at "RCH", I have not heard that term in over 30 years!

My hearse averages 15mpg and I really want to drive it on the power tour.

@jamesshride3158

3 жыл бұрын

Well, you have suspension and gearing for a 200 Gallon Fuel Cell in the back. ;)

good story teller

I’m in Alabama and lived her my entire life and we have the absolute WORST luck with anything that has wheels. Alabama hates cars

I learned something today. My 21 year old v6 Ford Explorer gets the same or worse mpg as a 1972 gm made hearse with a 472 big block. Thanks ford

This guy is great!

I really appreciate the shout out to the Arkansas state bird. Our Mosquitoes are massive down here.

Thank you VINwiki for bringing him on the show again

Woah,pretty good one lads.

That hearse is hunted 😂

😅 I completely forgot that there is a VIN Wiki on KZread. Please let me know about older cars in the future.

Horse flys can fly up to 90 MPH.