Update: I got bent over an mind frucked but chris hasn’t called me back. If you’re reading this chris, I have your chain wallet.

@yyctallguy2365

4 жыл бұрын

I usually skip KZread comments cause their full of trolls but you got me laughing my ass off. Thanks man

@bradbradleys6091

4 жыл бұрын

U gey

@sparky3000200

4 жыл бұрын

exhibit A folks

@FangXL

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Chain wallet, I forgot such a thing existed

@sickspaq

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

The best part about Chris angel is he really makes you *feel* like you’re watching a staged performance

@gregzeke2956

4 жыл бұрын

bepisbenis I saw Chris angel live and it is was lowkey insane

@bepisthebenis5111

4 жыл бұрын

Greg Zeke memes aside, I actually have a ton of respect for him. He really knows how to work a crowd and he’s good at what he does

@zain6008

4 жыл бұрын

@@bepisthebenis5111 besides the fact he tries to act like its real.

@Cloud-wh6np

4 жыл бұрын

@@zain6008 He called out Uri Geller awhile back. He never claims to be legit. He claims to be an illusionist, not a magician. Everything he does is fake, and he says as such. His show however glosses over that tidbit for the most part.

@eldritchinterface7481

4 жыл бұрын

@@zain6008 It is... all real. He just makes it look like something it's not.

New Guiness World Record: Most onions cut without crying Record Holder: Charlie White Record: 9,672

@CIOOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Hi I am Ryan Aspar, and I actually work for Guinness Book of World Records. I would love to have Charlie White in our 2020 Edition book. Please email Guinnessbook@gmail.com I would love to get on a call with you. It really means the world that he broke this prosperous record.

@Moxo_

4 жыл бұрын

@@CIOOfficial Magnificent.

@thecynic75

4 жыл бұрын

He never cried, he ran out of onions. As did the local farmer's market. And the wholesale grocer's.

@memeolade9079

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecynic75 the only reason why I picked that number is because I don't have an infinity symbol

@joeyjbeck

4 жыл бұрын

Only because they ran out of onions

“I can break a Guinness World Record if I wanted to” Smallest calf muscles on an adult man.

@reggiereagan2214

3 жыл бұрын

ImpatientTurtle lolllllllllll😂😂😂😂

@hwoarangthedoorbell

3 жыл бұрын

Doug dimmadome Bolen Just like Charlie’s calf muscle gains since childhood.

@vonwilhite6106

3 жыл бұрын

Ive probably got him beat on that one😂

@greablood1072

3 жыл бұрын

Ruuuude 😂

@sukhmandersingh4306

3 жыл бұрын

Shortest man ever

*"These are all random and absolutely NOT PAID Vegas bystanders... This is not arranged."* - Criss Angel

@HRRRRRDRRRRR

4 жыл бұрын

*Ignore* *the* *carpet* *under* *that* *lady!* _MIIINDFREEEAAAK_

@mattfuller3172

4 жыл бұрын

Mayor of the Galaxy Flavor Flave was in the mix!

@FrankLoon

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattfuller3172 kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Vhk7KklLTQZNY.html

@daBEAGLE1017

4 жыл бұрын

Oh thanks slot for ruining the illusion for me.

@vexoz7933

4 жыл бұрын

@@daBEAGLE1017 i cant tell if you are joking

Criss angel’s greatest trick was when his TV show disappeared from A&E and moved to spike

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

Gg

@madxruler

4 жыл бұрын

I thought his greatest trick was getting a nail shot through his hand and screaming in pain.

@Web4Brainz

4 жыл бұрын

madxruler i remember him getting shot in the hand in the sketchiest warehouse ever

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

@@madxruler and saying he didnt felt a thing

@milesedgeworth132

4 жыл бұрын

Criss headlines Las Vegas and makes 70m a year. The guy was also given the "Make a Wish" award for most supportive celebrity. The guy is killing it.

3:06 you can legit see the wire holding her up

@technicallyimarmen6497

4 жыл бұрын

No that’s magic wire noob Edit:Ok this is epic I got 122 likes from saying “magic wire” now this is a get noobed moment

@wesleyalan9179

4 жыл бұрын

@@technicallyimarmen6497 hahah"magic wire"

@willwunsche6940

4 жыл бұрын

Was literally going to say the same thing, glad you got it for me

@noble14

4 жыл бұрын

Very few can comprehend such things good job noticing we truly live in a society 👍

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

It is not the wire lol wym dumbass

"He's going straight to heaven! Gonna play one on one basketball with Jesus Christ" Holy shit, I thought you were gonna say Kobe

@KH0LRA

4 жыл бұрын

sameeee

@GattedGazoo91

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a Kobe comment.

@skrtiee

4 жыл бұрын

8/10 was an inside job na too soon bro

@s-ebbyy841

4 жыл бұрын

I reckon he was and pulled a quick one to fix

@malcolmhodnett8874

4 жыл бұрын

skates i predicted this conspiracy

Charlie looks like a survival game character at the mid game point.

@user-qk1jg6mr3g

4 жыл бұрын

FR THAT FÁĞĞØŢ

@sparky3000200

4 жыл бұрын

this man is cosplaying an Ark Survival character creation people

@Daniel-nm2qb

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-qk1jg6mr3g Australia.

@hypnoticskull6342

4 жыл бұрын

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

@SubliminalMessagesTV

4 жыл бұрын

Baaahhh PEGGY

Jesus Christ is starting to look more and more like Charlie

@user-ue9gj3ng4w

4 жыл бұрын

exactly

@evilthecat13

4 жыл бұрын

More like Steve Aoki

@reileymartell4646

4 жыл бұрын

You incel. He is jesus christ. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I feel like a good wild card in Cards Against Humanity would be "Chris Angel floating behind you"

@forbidden_channelexe

4 жыл бұрын

Nothin’ personnel, kid

Imagine chris angel coming into you’re house and making you’re parents disappear then whispering in you’re ear “You have until monday to get me 10 grand or your family will disappear for good” then disappearing him self

@Niphredyl

4 жыл бұрын

*YOUR *HIMSELF

@Eisenwulf666

4 жыл бұрын

@@Niphredyl THANK YOU ! i hope it was just an autocorrect nightmare.

@frostbitepokin9520

2 жыл бұрын

That wouldn’t be a problem because my parents would be paid actors which means I would have money for him

“this is like a Bill Cosby wet dream” made me choke on my dinner 😂

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahha

@mikeoxlong1395

4 жыл бұрын

This made me wake up the next day with a throbbing headache and a sore asshole.

@victornochesavila6129

4 жыл бұрын

I had to come back to this video just for that comment lol

@robloxlover123456790

4 жыл бұрын

im dinner😎

@sentientmeat96

4 жыл бұрын

extreme oof true

Charlie looks like he’s about to start calling a volleyball Wilson

@VermillionRedd

4 жыл бұрын

That movie is a classic

@thetalkinggreenbox8948

4 жыл бұрын

Sean dude Tom Hanks is one of the greatest actors ever imo

"Omg hes gonna make him play guitar hero with his eyes closed on expert"

I remember when Chris Angle made me disappear and forgot to bring me back Chris if you are reading this bring me back it's been 3 years and the internet here sucks

@greablood1072

3 жыл бұрын

It was just *acute* prank

I could see Charlie being a magician. All he needs is black eye liner

@douglasgonzalez5412

4 жыл бұрын

He has said he used to do magic, pretty sure.

@washedblue

3 жыл бұрын

in an alternate universe, Charlie never made it on YT and instead became Criss Angel's biggest competitor

Charlie definitely strikes me as the kind of guy that’s a magician on the streets of Vegas

@jacen884

4 жыл бұрын

It's the long hair and beard

@matlinmai3630

4 жыл бұрын

Gerry Buckets oh my god I forgot about that

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH BEFORE HE TURNS TO A SEX OFFENDER 😂

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

@Gerry Buckets so? You can't even do magic LOL

@breastmilkgaming

4 жыл бұрын

that gives washing powder as cocaine

Criss' mom: "tell me how you did it" Criss: "okay, it's simple" *Snaps her neck* Criss: "YEEEAAAH"

Criss "who cares about magic, lets just use editing" Angel

3:21 People in 1686 When Isaac Newton hasn't discovered gravity

@HeronSight

4 жыл бұрын

Considering newton discovered it in 1666 scientific denial has really lost a lot of its power.

@user-gy9vs9xd6v

4 жыл бұрын

*invented

@AtheistGamerz

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's supposed to be invented lol. Unless you're pulling a double whammy.

@greablood1072

3 жыл бұрын

The good old days

"i can break a guinness world record if i wanted to" *fastest man to become moist in a matter of seconds*

@Azby64

4 жыл бұрын

*most people made instantly moist at once*

@SirSpookley

4 жыл бұрын

Papa John actually holds that title

"Supernatural" Episode Title: "Criss Angel is a Douchebag"

Should’ve reacted to his legendarily badly edited car jump into a cage over a cliff “””stunt”””

@technicallyimarmen6497

4 жыл бұрын

What’s the video called

@al112v4

3 жыл бұрын

He did I think.

@jakeprice5207

3 жыл бұрын

Shaq balloon is my personal favorite. It's a whole new level of awful

@brysonkuervers2570

3 жыл бұрын

He did now

"A&E" Network went from "Arts and Entertainment" to "Accident and Emergency"

@sad_tbh

4 жыл бұрын

you have a network called A&E? Seems like one of the worst acronyms they could have chosen

@breastmilkgaming

4 жыл бұрын

Assay and Essay

@permanentlydreaming

4 жыл бұрын

Especially when he did the nailgun nail catch and the nail went right through his hand lol

3:54 They’ve turned him into a drone LOL, murdered me.

3:28 shaq going to heaven to visit kobe

2:47 “God this is like a Bill Cosby wet dream” gold

2:42 that breathing made this go from public cringe compilation to found footage horror movie in an instant

It's real he made my dad disappear

@user-qk1jg6mr3g

4 жыл бұрын

That fāğğőť HAD to got💀

@ruthless-ryu8619

4 жыл бұрын

Kebab Marley yooo sammmmeeee

@Zalibidas

4 жыл бұрын

@RyftyMilky Must be Chris again.

@andremartinez5307

4 жыл бұрын

He was behind on his child support

@gogomarioloshi

4 жыл бұрын

He did the same thing with my mother's approval.

Here from your recent video. Thanks for reminding me about Chris Angel. I say he is a force for good. He isn't like that dude that could "talk to the dead". He is an actor. One that successfully made people smile and wonder.

Editor: how far do you want him to float? Criss: Yes

“Gonna play one v one against Jesus” quote of the century.

@heartofvanillaice7443

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like a RIP Kobe line tbh

@kevincorso7929

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say Kobe. I was like no!!!!! They’ll kill you.

me: i'd like to introduce you to my religion him: what's your religion? me: criss Angel him: *i'm interested*

@notverymetal

4 жыл бұрын

interesting

@Kirealta

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely not the English language that's for f'n sure.

@gavinochoa591

4 жыл бұрын

Him*

@JimsyFlimsy

4 жыл бұрын

Just don’t. Please.

It’s amazing how Shaq floated over that house at the speed of a slow moving crane. The Mindfreak does it again.

My guinea pig died today. I’ve been crying for hours and feel so heartbroken. This vid really helped make things a little better for me. Thank you for always making us laugh, Charlie.

@officeroof7339

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss.

Christ angel looks like a member of avenged sevenfold

@DrRyan82994

4 жыл бұрын

He made the rev disappear

@pisspissababab4027

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought that too, plus his name would fit as one of their stage names.

"He speaks to the manager of death" -moistcr1tikal

I’m glad too see you’re finally recognized Criss Angel for the TRUEGOD that he is too all of us!!

I literally just finished watching the other chris angel video and get absolutely blessed with this gem. Pog

"Most white T-shirts carried up a flight of stairs" I uh, Charlie they do legitimately have a no stupid records rule iirc.

@squalltheonly

4 жыл бұрын

I saw a video the other day of a guy breaking the record for claps under a minute. That is pretty stupid IMO. They weren't even real claps.

@jerrywashere3618

4 жыл бұрын

r u the same guy from twitter?

@isaiah3680

4 жыл бұрын

Theres a record for fastest 100m dash in high heels... And a record for most walnuts anally crushed in a min... And a record for most bottles broken on the head in a min... Soooo they definition seems pretty lax

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

@@squalltheonly true

@nvr2late666

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaiah3680 Anally crushing walnuts might be stupid, but fuck me if that isn't impressive. My asshole is so loose, I couldn't even crack an egg with it. You know, if I was ever shoving things up there with the intention of crushing them.

This is nothing. Theres a Chris Angel “magic trick” where he twirls a little girl around in the air and turns her into an adult.

@aki-lucky8345

4 жыл бұрын

Am I reading this right?

@renderyours510

4 жыл бұрын

Aki - Lucky yep the trick is called statutory rape

@NZand

4 жыл бұрын

Aki - Lucky kzread.info/dash/bejne/qp2pqaiBZtXJkZc.html

@mussaorazkan8613

4 жыл бұрын

@@NZand the fuck I just saw

@7ele5crivente

4 жыл бұрын

And when I try to turn a little girl into a woman I get arrested and assraped in jail. Double standards

Lol what you said about falling down the stairs had me rolling!

I swear bro Charlie’s commentary is like no other bro I love it 😂 😂

I love how in the mall Chris told everyone to close their eyes and get hypnotized, but he only fucked with the people that just so happened to be standing on a square of carpet ‘randomly’ placed.. in a mall.. also I love how the people who “levitated” did it so jerkily, as if they’re on a mechanism. Lmao

the name little debbie implies that there is a big debbie ima leave that here

@lilianadelcaribe

4 жыл бұрын

hopeisanxious no it doesn’t.

I love your commentary! So funny 😂 👍

I purposely didn't watch this last night bcz I knew you would make a video today

3:05 not even an attempt to conceal the wire

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

Idk the quality is shit but I think it's not the wire

@mitaskeledzija6269

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit I just dont know how they fake this shit maybe wires but how can it support so much weight like that and be smooth at the same time

Legitimately though, I gained a lot of respect for Chriss after watching him call out a supposed "faith healer" or whatever that guy said he did. It was super satisfying having a magician piss off someone who takes advantage of desperate people

My middle school PTSD is back in full swing with MCR reunion tour and Criss Angel

I love the atmosphere in this video. Parents houses make everything feel really welcoming idk why

*”I’m not gonna tell you on the air mom, but I’ll tell you IN the air.”* **points at camera with gratuitous Hot Topic jewelry, dubstep returns**

2:37 “Oh god, he’s gonna make him play guitar hero with his eyes closed on expert”

@peytonmcclain6668

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically that would be much more impressive then the staged bullshit he's doing

100 people are gone, but somehow 100 corpses just randomly appeared in their place

Man, Charlie’s Criss Angel cosplay is looking great!

4:38 what's the cameraman doing?

I love how they have to cover up their “magic trick” to finish it. 4:30

The background theme really sets the tone.

"Chris! Bring my family back!" That made me laugh, man

You’re a god Charlie

3:45 so that’s where that meme is from

Can we appreciate that Chris Angel in his right mind shouted "BAM!" Jacob Collins would be proud

great video! keep it up

Chris rips the souls of inconcent people for his luscious hair.

3:30 how the man who knows Obama’s last name sleeps

the video game references really make me climax

I like how the way he proves a solid can pass through a solid is covering it up when it actually happens

No one: Luke after Darth Vader told him he was his father: 2:42

Someone call jaystation, he’s got an entire audience to call up on that wee-gee board

I really like the part when he hypnotized the entire room and somehow only the cameraman is resistant to hypnosis. How convenient for them

"where's my family Criss ?!" oh man that killed me

Really? You couldn’t title it “Criss Angel is an Angel”? Disappointed, Charlie

Ah, the old “Karen” haircut ,Chris Angel . he speaks to the manager 😂😂

Love the jump cuts he does.

I think criss angel broke the guinness world record for most paid actors.

3:26 Shaq being transported into heaven to play a 1v1 game with Kobe

Stand: Invisible Man Stand User: Criss Angel

@Mr_December

4 жыл бұрын

Ability: covers himself with objects so you can’t see how lame the tricks really are. Manifested stand in the form of his hat, which non stand users can see. Can also pick out any paid actor attached to wires to make them float. Destructive power: D Speed: B Precision: A Durability: D Developmental potential: E

I remember seeing this when i was like 11 and being absolutely baffled

Dude. Mindfreak.

I remember one episode of this where he said he could make me levitate through the TV before the commercial break. It freaked me out and I changed the channel lol

Guinness world record for most paid actors in a magic act.

Imagine walking into a neighborhood with people just causality flying away

This entire video had me dying, I'll see y'all at my funeral. Or maybe Chris will bring me back idk.

This vid was only posted 5 months ago but it feels like it was 5 years

Charlie's entries into Guiness book of World Records: Most times mistaken for John Wick Most battles won with a fleshlight Shortest Man

I want you to get into the Guinness book of world records.

"I could break a guineas world record if i wanted to" and he did

Charlie is on a roll on this video. Give me back my family!

Charlie’s vocabulary is on another level, no other can compare.

“His haircut is let me speak to the manager” lmaoo I’m DEADD

I love Chris Angle

how is shaq levitating not a meme already? that shit is funny as hell

@justinmontalvo2819

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen it being memed. But it was really obscure memes

Damn so now we know where that levitating meme comes from. I tell yah this is the most educational channel out there

He has a world record of using the most camera work and cuts.

This man is the funniest commentator that has ever lived had my ass laughing the entire time

SHES STILL GOING SHES GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN

Honestly was LOLing at the Shaq clip! It looks like a college VFX student forgot about an assignment and threw it together the night before.

I'm getting a speak to the manager haircut too once the barbershops open

Still hoping that Cris Angel would save us all from Coronavirus.