Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Teejayx6 - Swipe Story
Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Swipe Story by Teejayx6
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Imagine Bruce used to be in the trenches so he became a lawyer and use all his knowledge 😂
@angelverde7741
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂😂
@Unknown-ch000
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@confidential5776
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO i wouldn't be surprised the man don't fw snitches and had the strap to his left a few vids back
@sentfromheaven00
3 жыл бұрын
@@confidential5776 Yea and he knows like every crime and gang ever even ones in the UK
@PROBENICCOMPS
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
LMAO “I’m guessing he meant sex with his cousin”
@yungkhai1664
3 жыл бұрын
nah bro he had me weak loll
@walkemdown3711
3 жыл бұрын
He sick
@twinrickss
3 жыл бұрын
he’s a weirdo
@Gunny
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@StuartJuggernaut
3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant sliding in the store but the line is still sus asf lmao
This don't even sound like a song lmao he just straight talking lol
@_RobBanks
3 жыл бұрын
Right. 😹
@Certifiedhater247
3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone says it lol
@aaronsyrovatka2859
3 жыл бұрын
It’s straight heat bruh
@anthonysmith8900
3 жыл бұрын
Its a instruction manual
@carkid7640
3 жыл бұрын
@@_RobBanks q
His cousin works at Walmart and she lets him go thru the exit to leave without saying anything that's what he meant by slide
@dolokeyzah8626
3 жыл бұрын
Still sus
@suacyjorjor4477
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@iiviiziionzz7925
3 жыл бұрын
Fr lmao I see a lot of that too dudes fuckin they cuzins on the low low. Fr. N some that talk bout it like it's nothing I couldn't even if she was remotely related even if she's a 4th cuzin. No family reguardless. Unless u in the real swamps lmao 🤣
@Stincs.
3 жыл бұрын
@@dolokeyzah8626 😂😂😂
@divinechris
3 жыл бұрын
@@suacyjorjor4477 yeah but she gets paid as well for that
This man is about to take over the rap reaction game 😂
@rippeduplonny3870
3 жыл бұрын
No cap
@Cashmere__
3 жыл бұрын
Deadass he might because its useful information and its comedy at the same time
@blackforceenergy6481
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cashmere__ he literally says the obvious stuff everybody knows
@Cashmere__
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackforceenergy6481 True but what it shows is that the law system understands what is going on from the lingos to the black terminology and what information they would deem important in cases where they would have to defend a rapper
@lilbig948
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackforceenergy6481 obviously not everyone knows if these rappers keep getting locked up for self snitching🤣
This man is literally “Genius: Lyrics and Meaning”
@HedonisticHarv
3 жыл бұрын
Cap
@wileystyle
2 жыл бұрын
When he says his cousin lets him slide anytime he wants he means she works them and let’s him slide a stolen credit card.
@IronIsKing
2 жыл бұрын
@@wileystyle His cousin works at walmart so she lets him swipe
@kof2645
2 жыл бұрын
@@HedonisticHarv no
@BukkfrmdaYo
Жыл бұрын
@@IronIsKing no, she dont work there
"This is a little weird"😭
@toocensored2600
3 жыл бұрын
I was dying 😂
@Choskiii23
3 жыл бұрын
@@toocensored2600 ong😂
@FBG_Butta_Coat
2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
When he was talking about he think he talking about he has relations with his cousin had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Juan-n
3 жыл бұрын
What was the rapper trying to say if it wasnt incest
@grantmitchell4999
3 жыл бұрын
Aye what was he saying
@ttb2356
3 жыл бұрын
@@Juan-n that his cousin let's him use her card/account, then just reports it as stolen. Basic card cracking shit
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@@Juan-n he is saying that his cousin is down to scam with him anytime. she lets him slide (come thru) anytime he wants. they make money together etc
@gluee8674
3 жыл бұрын
@@ttb2356 every scammer use their cousin to scam
the intro already had me laughing I stg😭😭
@habibamadou7623
3 жыл бұрын
Ong bro this shit funny af
@lildannyboi13
3 жыл бұрын
so what he mean when he say his cousin let him slide
@Misfitmj_
3 жыл бұрын
Slide is sliding the card
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@@lildannyboi13 she’s down to let him come through and scam together whenever
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@@Misfitmj_ slide=come thru
"Let me tell yall about this one time at walmart" the way teejay says it is hilarious af 😂
@Flossyvill
2 жыл бұрын
Odeee
@3ddythagoat3ddythagoat47
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
I know we all had the same reaction when we saw this video 🤣
@drewwithguns
3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Goofball 😂
@GullyLethalz675
3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to @teejayx6 right now...he needs to see this 😆
@richmassacre
3 жыл бұрын
YES BRO 😹
Someone get this man to a mil already, this channel is literally the only reason I watch KZread anymore.
@rez1k199
3 жыл бұрын
Found him out the blue and instant subscription lol
@liberationwasalie2982
3 жыл бұрын
youtube hot garbage
@392Skies-rp4kg
3 жыл бұрын
found him on reddit
@soop3r872
3 жыл бұрын
@@rez1k199 fr
@rez1k199
3 жыл бұрын
@@soop3r872 asap
You all done let this man react to teejay😭😭
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@PROBENICCOMPS
3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@leonldn1
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Bainebroo
3 жыл бұрын
Right it’s overr
@thenewwave9684
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zn9mxNOzg5eqqbA.html✅
No one: Teejayx6: lemme tell you about this time about this lawyer
@observantmonkey4055
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
"I'll be with my plug, next-day flippin'''" .... Its a play on the previous "next day" shipping and the "flipping" is flippoing the stolen goods for clean money
@pourinquali
3 жыл бұрын
yea idk wtf he was talkin about snitchin and some other shit
@miket.8528
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I think this shows why scam rappers can openly talk about so much. The slang gets lost in translation for so much of it so they can say it means whatever they want. Shits crazy!! 😂
@kristianrubio9989
3 жыл бұрын
This nigga bruce a ham bro 🤣
@lulslump5046
3 жыл бұрын
Fax but Uk he’s white so yeah
@latoshastanfield5523
3 жыл бұрын
Smh White people break their necks to understand slang and by the time you all learn our slang we’ve invented something new usually when white people start using the slang we know it’s time to stop using it
Let’s go u did my request 💪🏾😂
@duffyrecords6030
3 жыл бұрын
Jkk
@kevinkembile3861
3 жыл бұрын
Why would you request this dog shit
@malikdiff
3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinkembile3861 😂😂
@queplayzz7011
3 жыл бұрын
Cap
@kingsize6612
3 жыл бұрын
Nah a lot waited
the line about his cousin is referring to her always being available to do scams for him
@thenewwave9684
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKl3rruEYs6ohM4.html✅
@flexoperations4228
3 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@user-wr6xc2ee9w
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect grammar on dis shi
@deadbodybaby1
3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro it’s referring to having sex with his cousin did you not hear a lawyer just explain it to you
@LilZyBIGMONEY900
3 жыл бұрын
@@deadbodybaby1 kzread.info/dash/bejne/m41pwayBfrmZmZM.html
“The governments cases on these things are always solved by snitches” smh 🤦♂️
@igethighhighhigh
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@De6d
3 жыл бұрын
the feds have a 98-99% conviction rate, and its because they throw big numbers at people and in return they snitch. most people arent gonna take a 25 to life charge on the chin. most wont even wanna do 10 years let alone 5. people gonna snitch to benefit themselves over your situation.
@zoobiezaa
3 жыл бұрын
@@De6d yea I know how it works but they just saying shit to scare all you gotta say is fuck u I want to speak to my lawyer...
@De6d
3 жыл бұрын
@@zoobiezaa see the thing is with feds is so scary is that it’s the nastiest and most ruthless prosecutors and they will burry you in court fines and fees and lawyer fees. Which will ultimately lead you to not having any money to continue fighting your case and eventually you gotta take a reduced plea deal before it goes to trial. If it goes to trial the chance of winning is far far lower than normal felony cases. And if you lose the trial you are gonna take the full amount of time they throw ur way since the judge will approve it.
@zoobiezaa
3 жыл бұрын
@@De6d dont be broke then and if you are still not an excuse to snitch... you decided to become involved in it whether its drugs or scams... so take responsibility don't dodge it and throw it on other people who solid enough not to get caught... and you know everyone gets a layer even if you can't afford one
“So This is a little weird; He says about his cousin; she lets me slide any time she wants... I’d assume that means he’s having sex with his cousin?” 🤣
@michaelmatthews5319
3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Keel FACTS!
@Khanso1o
3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what made me sub to this channel, he had me laughing hard as shit lmaoo
Clarifications: 0:00 "she let me slide anytime and im loving that" he means that his cousin works at walmart and she will help him buy the merchandise without suspicion 5:00 "they catch me next day with my plug next day flipping" scammers/burglars sell technological merchandise such as laptops/tablets to someone called a plug. doesn't mean he snitched, it means that while selling the merchandise to the plug they get busted, there is no mention of him snitching.
@thenewwave9684
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/lH2JyKt8h9Lacaw.html✅
react to "Dead B*****", by FBG duck.
@eselmundoa1wao895
3 жыл бұрын
this
@ihateyougawth9146
3 жыл бұрын
yes.
@keithdwill90
3 жыл бұрын
More people need to like it.. he doesn’t see it under every other video lol
@joshlaw7159
3 жыл бұрын
Deadass just looked up if he had reacted to it 😂 I bet he will soon though
@jalensmith4652
3 жыл бұрын
And fbg duck slide
At this point this a actually hood lesson and this is our teacher
@Del_116
3 жыл бұрын
Yea good defense lawyer the streets best friend
@joshuamarcano350
3 жыл бұрын
Hood lesson? Come on brother.
@Herofixtv
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamarcano350 I was thinking like you , dude never sniffed the hood .
@adamrabideau2983
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
“So we have him here in the Walmart “
2 mins uploaded and already comments saying “nice video” wtf 💀
@_Admire
3 жыл бұрын
Niggas ain’t een watch the video yet🤣
@LISBONKULT
3 жыл бұрын
they already know its a fire ass video
@johnnyfrankenstein0123
3 жыл бұрын
@@LISBONKULT if its a criminal defense lawyer reacting to teejayx6 you just cant not know that the video is gonna be hilarious
@LISBONKULT
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 I didn't say it was gonna be hilarious wtf???
@thenewwave9684
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zn9mxNOzg5eqqbA.html
I be wanting to correct him so bad but I don’t promote snitchin 😂🚫🧢
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Deuce6800
3 жыл бұрын
Man U got a pic on your channel holding hella cards u already snitched on yourself 🤣🤣🤣
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@@Deuce6800 lmfaoo expose him! expose heeeeeeem 🤣🤣🤣
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
he’s right tho u wylin big bruh delete that
@Tyler_255
3 жыл бұрын
Card swiping rat
2:01 “ there’s a thing called scamming”
@YoungSleepless
3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
Been waiting for this brucey
Why y’all got this man dissecting teejayx6 ☠️
At 5:00 “ they catch me somewhere with my plug next day flipping” don’t mean he snitching that mean he flipping the products to his plug 🔌 for money😂
@RightousAdversary
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo this not Bruce best work ngl
@polob1318
3 жыл бұрын
@@RightousAdversary Nbs but teejay did say he be makin his lyrics to where you don’t kno what he talkin about 😂
@jayjohnson8265
3 жыл бұрын
That part pissed me off. Bro do not understand Ebonics at all.
@BigDogBNB
3 жыл бұрын
So you just gon tell him the lingo huh?
@user-ld2sb8pr5n
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣‼️
Been waiting for this one
Thank u we really ñeeded this one
The start has me dead🤣
@thenewwave9684
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKl3rruEYs6ohM4.html✅
I haven't watched yet but I already know im gonna be dying w this man's reaction
Any songs you put up here im putting on my playlist
I been waiting for this 🤞🏿
*this just became my favorite youtube channel* ‼️
This guy was rapping step by step 😭😭
@harmlesshypothesisnetwork3336
3 жыл бұрын
To the point to where it don’t even rhyme 😂 these dude’s aren’t even trying
I requested this!! Thanks for reacting to it.
Wow just know I had to subscribe to this channel lmfao this breakdown was hilarious and on point
he listened to the wrong song he should've reacted to dark web
@LilReeskii
3 жыл бұрын
You da police 🤦🏽♂️
@woods1193
3 жыл бұрын
@@LilReeskii boy how tf am i da police when i made a suggestion u goofy he talks about the same thing on his other song
@woods1193
3 жыл бұрын
@@LilReeskii “yOu dA pOliCE” shutcho ass up
@woods1193
3 жыл бұрын
@@LilReeskii who tf josephine?
@woods1193
3 жыл бұрын
@@LilReeskii I don’t care ab yo opinion anyways think what u think
🔥🔥🔥 And again, CONGRATS on surpassing the 100k mark Bruce! That silver plaque is going to be VERY well deserved, and you're going to end up collecting them as your sub count keeps rising 🔥🔥🔥 Much love from the 612!
@TrellRellTheFactor
2 жыл бұрын
The kings stays the king
I was waiting on this 😂😂😂😂
Great Video like always 💯 Im kinda surprised that he didnt only kno about opps and murders but also scamming
Yesssirrr just found your channel today you a top 5 now 😂🦾
this man breaks these bars down more than these youtubers
@joshuamarcano350
3 жыл бұрын
No bars just a idiot with studio time.
“Catch me with the plug the next day flipping” doesn’t mean he’s mad because he’s snitching lol it means teejay is taking the money he got from scamming to the plug to buy drugs and flip the money lmao 😂
@wero1848
3 жыл бұрын
Point out the one he got wrong not the 15 he got right smh hatin
@RiquoSuave410
3 жыл бұрын
@@wero1848 he was saying the most obvious shit ever. And he got a bunch of bars wrong. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about at all.
@jojotho2480
3 жыл бұрын
He is a lawyer, he isn't an expert on the latest ebonics. Him getting shit wrong is actually funny and it makes him more endearing
@Twon0706
3 жыл бұрын
🐀
@natenate2280
3 жыл бұрын
@@RiquoSuave410 he more in the shit than anybody in this weak ass comment section LMFAO he gets some people their life back after a mistake might as well respect him
This is brilliant
Lmaoo why does it feel like I'm watching the lawyer from boondocks
He’s literally making an handbook for da “ rookies dummy scam break down “😭🙆🏿♂️
Great content
Instant subscribe, thank you KZread algorithm
I think he's having relations with his cousin 😂😂
Noooo Bruce when he says “slides” he doesn’t mean having sex with his cousin😭
@734wheeler5
2 жыл бұрын
He knows lol
Blicky bruce at it again. Good shit yo.
First time here bru u funny asl
This man is funny when he explains a lyric 😂😂😂 he goes deepdeep
Damn Bruce is really a legend out here
this is gold
Yoooooooo my boy made it
the line means his cousin is down to scam anytime
@Twon0706
3 жыл бұрын
🐀
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@@Twon0706 lmaoooo clown
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@realstory 78 nah
@ThatBoyDrowzy
3 жыл бұрын
No it means leave whenever he wants too
0 dislikes let’s go Bruce! Keep up the grind everyone seems to love it
Hands down top tier content right here
We here before a mil😂😂🔥
When he said she let me slide anytime . Like she let him get away with it, she helps him
Oh my God this one’s gonna be crazy
Already know the is video bout to be a banger lmao
😂😂😂😂😂the Teejay one is the one I’ve been waiting on
The first 12 seconds of the video😂. You really had to start off like that.
React to *Kts Von* Kill to survive
@Gabbo-lv3zo
3 жыл бұрын
I remember goin crazy wid da tech😂 Demonic song that bro love it good shout
@glocktavious
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gabbo-lv3zo facts 😈
@Malik-ft7oe
3 жыл бұрын
@@glocktavious he should react to street life. He was in the kitchen wit it
@glocktavious
3 жыл бұрын
@@Malik-ft7oe facts tho lol he was cooking crack
@condra2123
3 жыл бұрын
Kobe pack
Hey, Bruce? Do you practice law on a state level or do you do federal cases as well?
never stop making these
I haven’t watched the video yet, but I know it’s going to be wild.
when he says the plug has him “next day flippin” he means that the iphones being express shipped have a guaranteed buyer upon arrival
That lighting is phenomenal
Legend 😂
6:40 i don’t see anyone talking about this in the comments. this man been through some things
@bomitchell1790
3 жыл бұрын
He had a chick out here getting to it 😂
@deagle2yadome696
3 жыл бұрын
@@bomitchell1790 hadda give back all the Christmas gifts 🤣 she was swipin swipin
@user-ld2sb8pr5n
3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude was rapping off beat the whole time 😂😂🤦♂️
@samuel-fi7qi
3 жыл бұрын
Dry talking 💀😂
@WiiSnipers4Life
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr, I thought this was a song. He just talking on a beat 😂😂 he should of made a podcast or sum shit
@siyahxo
3 жыл бұрын
@@WiiSnipers4Life that’s just his flow. unique, doesn’t sound like anybody
Lmaooo dis channels gonna blow up I'm dead
Ight Bruce I see u out here dude congrats
This man is funny without trying
“This is called scamming” 😭
BEST LAWYER EVER ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Thanks John dow
He meant his cousin let him slide to stores any time , she gives him rides and plays her part
3:13 damn teejay 💀
I love these fucking vids man keep making these sit down videos
I never clicked so fast 😂😂 tryna see this lawyer talk about scamming
She let me slide at any time and I’m loving that- that is a reference to her being complicit and helping with the scams at anytime she will ride he goes on to say you do the math” as in she helps him double up
@Twon0706
3 жыл бұрын
🐀
@thetrashcanman7537
3 жыл бұрын
@@Twon0706 🤡
@Twon0706
3 жыл бұрын
@@thetrashcanman7537 I rather be a clown than be on a lawyer page helping him decode shit that can put somebody in jail.. goofy ass
@HastyThots
3 жыл бұрын
@@Twon0706 If he cared about it being decoded I don't think he'd waste his time pushing out a music video, Its not rocket science, the tittle of the song alone is enough to make him suspect.
He’s getting 1 million in a year I’m calling it!
seen this in my recommended and knew i had to watch it 😭
Concept fireeee. So smart
Teejay watching this laughing his ass off 😂🤣🤣🤣
"a REAL lawyer" shots fired
I subbed the first 10 seconds of watching this video 😂😂
Good one
He was referring to Flipping the merchandise for profit. In regards to cousin, he meant “sliding” or letting him commit the fraud
@Twon0706
3 жыл бұрын
🐀
guys he’s talking, because he explaining how to do it😭
THIS..... THIS is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣
Always hit the like button
He be having the straightest face when saying the funniest things 😂😂