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@siechamontillado

8 ай бұрын

If you stop building this city, Baby Jesus is going to shed a tear. And you don't want to make Baby Jesus cry.

The parking lots need to be BIGGER There needs to be MORE lanes of traffic The car crashes need to be HORRIFIC And if you see someone riding a bike, its ON SIGHT

@AlzaboHD

8 ай бұрын

Also tornados need to cause damage lol

@soral94

8 ай бұрын

ON SIGHT. PUT IT IN REVERSE AFTERWARDS

The European mind can't comprehend this level of perfection

@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618

8 ай бұрын

Europe is already ahead of everyone. People barely uses cars here coz they have other environment friendly vehicles. Also a safe heaven for pedestrians which cannot be said for North American cities. Hell hole.....

@gannonpatton2858

8 ай бұрын

​@SAADOFFICIAL436 You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

@tristandavies9597

8 ай бұрын

Athens, Rome, London, Paris, hell even berlin would disagree with the idea Europe is car free @@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618

@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618

8 ай бұрын

@@gannonpatton2858 I am talking about european cities where cars aren’t necessary compared to american/canadian suburbs. This vid refutes your wet dream..... kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXyg0s-xfLfeoNo.htmlsi=biGcuDzempC31ow5

@niceballs955

8 ай бұрын

@@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618 You've clearly never felt the joy of riding through a school zone at 45 in a lifted Ford F-150

All it needs now is a park surrounded by 10x as much parking. And a single bus route that has one bus and goes between two random spots.

@tiffanywyatt5137

8 ай бұрын

So what city are you talking about

@AZOTH_the_Weeb

8 ай бұрын

@@tiffanywyatt5137 an American one

@tiffanywyatt5137

8 ай бұрын

@@AZOTH_the_Weeb many cuties aren't like that

@AZOTH_the_Weeb

8 ай бұрын

@@tiffanywyatt5137 and many are

@carn941

8 ай бұрын

@@tiffanywyatt5137 Oh what? An american that doesn't know how their own country works? That's crazy

Calling roundabouts "communist traffic circles" is the best thing I've heard all day.

The grid was too small, and commercial is too close to residential. Too much walkability.

@jackhazardous4008

8 ай бұрын

Gotta put like a river or something between housing and commercial

@justanotheryoutubechannel

8 ай бұрын

@@jackhazardous4008Why put in a river when you can put in a highway?

@K9RacingAndStuff

8 ай бұрын

@@justanotheryoutubechannel it's an American city it should be two highways and a river.

People in Taiwan would empathise with this - they often call their city streets, 'a hell for pedestrians'. Many places have no footpaths.

@bosniencommie1202

8 ай бұрын

chinese taipei

@Fallout3131

8 ай бұрын

@@bosniencommie1202bot

i hate how pleasing to look at this ended up being

@AlzaboHD

8 ай бұрын

Honestly I might just finish it for fun, the grid must grow

@valentinaaugustina

8 ай бұрын

i was literally gagging the whole time

@mattjk5299

8 ай бұрын

It looks pleasing from above and oppressive from the ground level. Just as planned.

Its amazing to how quickly you can turn this into a Hive City from 40k. Levels upon levels of roads going over and under dense buildings with factories everywhere that there's more pollution than oxygen in the air. Penal labor also being used to build everything is a nice touch too.

As a Texan, the ever-growing highways consuming more and more land all around is very accurate.

Reminds me of living in Fresno, where I walked out of a winding cal du sac suburb, through the street since the sidewalk vanished, through the parking lot if a big lot grocery store, across a large abandoned dirt lot, across train tracks (this wasn’t an actual crossing so if you feel rumbling run), to the corner of the lot that had just a curb ramp. Into the dirt. Unconnected to any other sidewalk. That ramp was the corner of a stroad so wide that it would sometimes take 12-17 minutes to get to the other corner, where my work was. A 30 minute walking commute for what would have been 5 minutes in a straight line. Your city is abysmal. Do more of it. 😈

@HansLemurson

8 ай бұрын

When land is cheap, who needs to plan? Just remember to make it impossible to change things later so you're locked in to early bad decisions.

Hm

@pufl_

8 ай бұрын

hm

@siechamontillado

8 ай бұрын

Hmm?

@lucasportasio

8 ай бұрын

Hmm

Next make a city of underground mole people with only subway travel as an option

0:47 As always, I just love how you make your scripts so poetic.😄

You found paradise and put up a parking lot

@carltonleboss

8 ай бұрын

What's he gonna do next? Take all the trees, and put them in a tree museum?

@MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen

8 ай бұрын

The American dream!

This guy really wanted to combine videogames, poetry and being a menace to society.

Coming to this after Adam Something's video where he banned all cars is utter whiplash and I love it.

@Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime

8 ай бұрын

if he watches this video wit will be an antimatter reaction

EU4 and CK3 coming soon! What do you think of City Skylines 2?

@fpsvoltage3005

8 ай бұрын

its very bad but your video basically embodies what city skylines 2 would think a city should be

@berjoxhn5142

8 ай бұрын

not very optimized

Whenever I make a CS2 city I either try to make it the most walkable city on earth or an American hellscape, and this captures the latter perfectly. One of the most entertaining series on CS2 I've seen so far!

Although your CK3 gameplay is great, these kinds of videos are some of my favorite on the channel. Thanks for the great video!

the Captain Planet villain playthrough!

Looks just like my home, Houston! (help me I can't walk to Walgreens without almost becoming roadkill that doesn't get cleaned up for months)

Carmunism is my new favorite niche internet ideology

If you make a part two, you MUST call one neighborhood either “Jeffersonville” or “Washington heights”

Just as the founding fathers intended! brings a tear to my eyes

Oh god you even did redlining. Robert Moses would be proud of this abomination

It really doesn’t matter what games you make videos out of, the script is always *chefs kiss*

There ain't enough "high"-ways. The poor needs to know that sunlight isn't free in Greenfields. More development of roads is necessary.

This is American, but there needs to be more fast food and excessive parking lots (Not to forget the homeless on the streets)

So hideous it makes ronald reagan cry tears of joy

Loved this city! Please make more of this style!

Love the video keep it going! 😊

needs more lanes though

AlzaboHD videos are where evil npcs end up after they die.

Love it, would like to see what comes next

3:26 it is honestly insane visiting Houston and realizing that they must think zone districts to be a sin.

This was really fun, very sharp commentary XD

7:36 This feels like an introduction to a HD era GTA map.

@dimanyak373

8 ай бұрын

the whole city looks like one

hello alzaboHD, yeah the game is weird and not the step forward one could have wished for. But hell, I haven't played it and I would like to know more (Starship trooper news flash*) about the game and what new mechanics, so yeah more videos on CS2! :)

5:50 that looks like a straight up picture from mexico city this is car hell

keep going, this is good

I wished zoning actually worked like that, instead of having residential on one part of the city, and literally everything else being on the far end of the ass crack of nowhere. Like seriously, zoning laws have absolutely screwed over the cities lol.

Do continue this plz :3

Those houses were way too close to those stores! Where's the good old American food desert at?

It's hell, but damn it looked good !

this is a the perfection, please continue

I need more Crusader Kings 3 content

You need to make the weirdest nonsensical shapes for the districts to properly gerrymander this patriotic town

The most Roman of cities, laid out on a perfect grid, like very good military camp.

I just moved back to Michigan after 6 months in Germany and it is painful how accurate this is 🥲

@siechamontillado

8 ай бұрын

Just ... why? Why did you leave Germany?

@TaCo0oCaT

8 ай бұрын

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you compare them?

@benisrood

8 ай бұрын

​@@siechamontillado Well, he entered the EU legally, so he had to leave. Unlike, you know...

@benisrood

8 ай бұрын

​@@siechamontillado Also, there's lots of problems in Germany these days, it's really gone very downhill in the last decade. Industry is being destroyed by all sorts of political decisions I won't get into here, along with a spontaneous eruption in the Baltic Sea last year.

@siechamontillado

8 ай бұрын

Good point, plus the rise of the AfD is troubling, to say the least. Added to that are the ramifications of climate change heating up (no pun intended) and altering precipitation and mean annual surface temperatures, and it's no wonder the Rhine went dry in parts last year. So yeah, all in all, not great in Germany; BUT, if given a choice between Michigan and Germany ... Germany still looks better, sorry. Say what you will about Ann Arbor but with the amount of contamination, economic disparity, and proximity to Ohio, Germany still comes out looking good. @@benisrood

Missing hoards of single family housing in the rims

As an Iowan the amount of tornadoes was very much true

the soad reference was a good distraction from the sincere lack of lanes on your highways, simply inefficient and unamerican

Robert Moses would be proud.

Yes, more orthogonality!

Very nice Idiocracy reference

Do it make the nightmare city we all want

did Adam Something get in here yet? Or will his heart just explode..?

"Chemical Coast" broke me

Sorry, i forgot to click on this one when it came out! Thanks for reminding me in the Roman video LOL

@AlzaboHD

8 ай бұрын

You the MVP

This video is funny and sad at the same time

Why did I think ambiguousamphibian uploaded this at first

Truly a virtual reality

I smell FREEDOM! in the air. ahhh.

It honestly looks kind of cool XD

love this video i'd like to see build a utopia now

Well, I lived in Michigan long enough to know exactly why I laughed out loud at Flintopolis

this is what living in the americas is like

@tenshimx2163

8 ай бұрын

Northern Mexico to Canada*

@gunner6233

8 ай бұрын

@@tenshimx2163 I lived in Santiago Chile for most of my life and a good portion of the city is like this

In this home, our biggest hero isn't General Washington or General Patton, but General Fucking Motors !

Originally didnt want to see this video but i do not regret coming here

why tf is the first comment here "hm"

@Jessount12

8 ай бұрын

hm?

Part 2 please

Based, btw will you make a video on EUIV shahanshah DLC ?

@AlzaboHD

8 ай бұрын

Yup!

Where is the urban sprawl? I am missing that for an American city. Btw I love this video, you should definitely make a second part!

It's beautiful 🇺🇸

Wow! That city is beautifully distopian

To make this the true American experience, you need a single under-serviced bus line with stops in the most nonsensical places.

This is more like a Dubai simulator. Life of Boris visited there and there was _actually_ no sidewalks and nothing but highways and badly zoned mishmashes of residential and commercial.

Average Texan City

@AlzaboHD

8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Dallas honestly

@asoomi7063

8 ай бұрын

SAME, I hate having to go any where due to the comically bad road design

Adam Something's worst nightmare.

Wow this guy made a 1 to 1 recreation of Los Angeles

Next we need to introduce public transportation in the worst way possible, so we can point to it and say how it just doesn't work.

It's like a car crash in slow motion, and if you know something about the internet you know we'll want more of that.

Kinda embarrassing that you left it in Celsius tbh

Public transportation is tedious in game and in real life.

16:20 Yes please.

16:13 hello alzao

So you are basically recreating Oklahoma City or Tulsa because that is what your map looks like.

The grid is funny because grids are way more walkable than suburban sprawl with cul de sacs

This is the Midwest steel belt before it became rust belt

This is literally Houston

hellO alzabO

hello alzab

now do one with only pedestrians

What scares me is that in the 50s, they thought this was a good idea.

Please more non-pedestrian paradise

KZread ad got more accurate. I got youtube ad for a monster truck toy. I normally get dirty anime game ad.

Not enough car parks, too close to being financially stable, not enough highways. Education Island is a nice touch however. The real problem is the kids walking to school, our city shall never be great when all those small boots are damaging our god granted tarmac!

Poisoned water supply and living directly adjacent to industrial plants but apparently housing rent is too high. If that doesn't show how useless and broken the high rent mechanics is, I don't know what will.

as a carless communist I greatly enjoyed this video