"[Crazy Rich Asians] comes out August 15th. Don't pirate. Just give us this one film please." hahahahaha

@whistlesports

6 жыл бұрын

😂

@serenityq26

6 жыл бұрын

sad that is your one film especially when 1. there are others 2. they are better. how about REAL asian american films set IN american made by asians instead of the white man. spa night for example, but of course yall dont support those films. mmm hmmm

@nicolebrown5987

6 жыл бұрын

You know why? Probably an asian person made the website.

@aimenabda

5 жыл бұрын

Yts.am for the movie.....

@realSanta420

5 жыл бұрын

@@serenityq26 the movie's director and writers were Asian, so it was made by Asians and not white people O.o wtf are you on about

I love them both. They both deserve better positions in the film industry than they are right now. Ronny deserves his own show and Jimmy deserves more roles in films.

@lukeallard768

2 жыл бұрын

Ronny Chieng: International Student

If your dog loves you it has stockholm. Too real omg.

@adanxd777andax7

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO I STGGGGH THE MOMENT he said that I was like COMMENT SECTION

@TheYlro

3 жыл бұрын

Like adopted pple, all have stockholm sy.

@Artnotforthesakeofart

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheYlro In that case even biological kids have that because many parents are outright abusive, toxic and manipulative

Neither of them cracked up but it was the deadpan delivery of everything that made this HILARIOUS. I need to see them doing more things together, they're such a great team.

They only smile at the math joke....and Jimmy even said 5 is a prime number. I love them.

They don’t laugh at the jokes they jist analyze it

@whistlesports

6 жыл бұрын

😂

@aliadarling5799

5 жыл бұрын

Which i personally think makes it hilarious in a way xD

@adamchong4033

5 жыл бұрын

Typical Asians lmao

@ITzFallacyy

5 жыл бұрын

Because they're both comedians lol

@BlakersReacts

5 жыл бұрын

Mostly because the jokes aren’t even remotely funny

Q: what is a rappers favorite candy A: Eminems

@trendthis364

6 жыл бұрын

muthafckr that's good, take my thumb

@cristescustefancosmin1844

5 жыл бұрын

What is brown and sticky A stick

"Bad joke but your face made it funny." 🤣🤣

3:41 haha! if your dog loves you, that's stockholm syndrome XD

@neweddard9358

5 жыл бұрын

Kathy Le i'm in tears laughing.

I painted 4 on my neighbours door. Now we're even lol

@Artnotforthesakeofart

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't you too square?

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Santa Claustrophobic

@seph9980

5 жыл бұрын

Nate Deegan 😭😭😝

@acez6756

5 жыл бұрын

Hohoho STOP PATRICK

Seeing Ronny and Jimmy together! Oh snap. A dream come true :D

It would make me super happy to see these two team up more often. Honestly I loved the supporting characters of Crazy Rich Asians far more than the protagonists. They made a corny, cliche-filled movie pretty funny and endearing.

4:25! OMG that face editing is hilarious!

That bit about Jimmy's dog was hilarious lol

Ronny is so Singaporean 😹. His accent and even facial expressions 👌🏻

Jimmy has become even more of my favorite after he said he loves pimple popping videos😌👌

Somebody painted a 5 on my door. Now it's prime real estate.

Someone planted a 5 on my door I thought that’s odd, did they use primer

@AlqGo

5 жыл бұрын

painted not planted -.-

I actually loved the Lady Gaga joke at the end! Very funny!

5:10 "*insert name (something like my maths teacher) is the PRIME suspect" Now that would've been better

Who should we feature NEXT on Bad Joke Telling? Let us know who you want to see in the comments below!

@jessicathorpe858

6 жыл бұрын

Whistle Sports I would like to see Christine and Ben from simplynailogical

@Butitstrue110

6 жыл бұрын

Whistle Sports do wwe wrestlers

@stephenmalamisuro6868

6 жыл бұрын

Hey Wistle sports you should do mlb rookies

@rathcorn

6 жыл бұрын

Ksi and Logan Paul lmao

@dyl.4839

6 жыл бұрын

Whistle Sports do youtubers like Markiplier or pewdiepie (if you know them) and other youtubers that you know.

0:27 we play something similar in Hong Kong called "十五二十" (fifteen twenty) in which it is very similar but its replaced the rock paper scissors with numbers, where the numbers are based on rock and paper both paper called together. so as example it will called five when theres one paper and three paper between both players

@aminarman9977

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Malay Singaporean and when i play this game with my chinese friends we always say " chi ko pa" never actually asked what it means. Are those numbers in Mandarin?

@hylai15

5 жыл бұрын

not sure of the mandarin version is like this as well, because in Hong Kong we use cantonese, and thats the way we play it

@vivi.s.channel

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, this is a different game, but like you said, very similar concepts. It's called "maa zi gu" (麻芝姑), where maa = paper, zi = scissors, and gu = rock. I used to play it in primary school in HK. I don't know if kids still play it today, but overall, fifteen twenty seems to be the more well-known game. Brought back a lot of memories seeing Ronny play it.

@freyrofyonder7357

4 жыл бұрын

I use to play that but I kinda forgot how to play it lol

@Weeping-Angel

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard of that game for a long time but never understood it.

The edit is the one that made me laugh😂😂 great job

they have such good chemistry omg

0:49 I would've said "Are you read to tell some bad jokes? Oh wait of course you are, you do it as a career"

okay the editing is pretty funny and the comedic delivery👌

Does anyone realize that that version of rock paper scissors, you always win?! It's a mind trick

@nikkis.851

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what??

@yuciehayashi266

7 ай бұрын

Actually for the game you take turns, first Jimmy cannot put out the same thing as Ronny's, so one scissors down. Then they edited the game short where both only had one hand left. And it's Jimmy's turn again to not follow what Ronny has given out. (Off camera Ronny should've lost one hand when he put out the same thing as Jimmy's) I'm from Malaysia and played this when I was young too.

4:59 I laugh much louder than I should!!!

honestly obsessed with them after being the movie. they were so funny

Just watching these two witty guys is a joy. Oh yes - some of the jokes are funny!

my favorite two people together!!!!!

@3:41 If your dog loves you, it has Stockholm :D

These guys have so much talent.

I ALSO LOVE PIMPLE POPPER VIDEOS!!!! I KNEW WE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER XD! Great

If your dog loves you he has Stockholm hhhahah dying 😂😂😂

Great duo, proud of you two

Ji Gu Pa! That harkens back to a certain time.. Dont think the younger generations play this anymore

whats funny in this, is the two comedians ripp'n them terrible jokes!

Why am I seeing this as a competition of who’s better at math? 😂

Love both these dudes.

What I needed

I really laughed at the Odd number joke 🤣

I've been following Ronnie ever since he was on The Daily Show. He's always been funny and as a fellow Malaysian, I'm happy for him.

wait, i can rewrite that bad joke on borrowing a quarter...who do you borrow a quarter from? a quarter master! haha....

Knock knock Who’s there? To To who? To whom

@Ian-yb7dc

5 жыл бұрын

Knock knock Who’s there? Ya Ya who? Yahoo the search engine

Haha, I do the same thing. I seldom laugh at dad jokes, but as they are analysing whether if the joke itself is smart thought or not. XD

Did you know that I dream of working in a mirror factory? It's just something I can see myself doing.

I thought it's Amazon prime, hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that one got me

Relating hard... We don't have any Asian friends

Jimmy is always glowing.

This is the happiest Ronny I've ever seen

Chu are you?!?!

@nasarah1

5 жыл бұрын

hahahaha I died when he said that

What do you call a dog with no legs? A cigarette. Because you always gotta take him out for a drag.

I love them both

Leper Hockey game is an old time classic!

I loveee pimple popping! I haven't actively searched for the videos but its so so satisfying.

That starting game is called 'ji goh ba'! :)

Why is Ronnie being so mean and deadpanned when Jimmy's trying to give him a bone to catch and make this segment actually funny smh

@bowwow8620

5 жыл бұрын

That’s Ronny for ya 😂 He’s aggressively mean to everyone 😂😆

@anselmgohrongen8595

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz he’s Malaysian LOL

I laughed a few times at both of you.

If ur dog loves u, it has stockholm. Thats such a good joke! How it flew by casually like that. I was laughing at it.

I'm waiting for the show Jimmy O Yang vs Ronny Chieng in a standup comedy show 🙂

I really thought the leper hockey joke ended with something about the teams falling apart or something.

The last joke was the best joke. Haha

Step ladder joke was gold

that lady gaga joke in the end made me chuckle...

The "you can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish." is actually kinda funny with the original way

@AlqGo

5 жыл бұрын

I'd seriously question the sanity of people who think any of these so call "jokes" are funny.

Rock paper scissors 😂😂😂😂

Im a sgporean but ive NVR tried the sg way of scissors paper stone. LMAO

Ronny laugh at math joke. LOL

the movie was so good i'm gonna go and see it again

Funny thing is they analyze the joke. Hahaha.

How come Hollywood can't see that this video is just asking for these two to be in a buddy comedy flick with Ronny playing the straight-laced, super dry dude?

We have that in Hong Kong it's called 麻芝菇

Someone painted a number 5 on my door. I thought... that's odd.

Not me laughing at most of the bad jokes

Number five joke was funny. And Stockholm dog one.

You can tuna fish...we usually buy it canned. :P

The leper joke was goooood.

Jimmy is so positive!!!!!!!!

Dudes throwing shades at each other... big time. Who thought this was a good idea? Oh, right, bad jokes.

Looking at Jimmy’s face makes me 😆 already

You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish - REO Speedwagon :)💖

Why jimmy always look like an engineer or scientist no matter how he dresses lol

"bad joke but your face made it funny." -ronnie

Ho my gudness, they playing my childhood game

JIAN YAAAAAAAANG!

Now you have prime Realestate

It would have been funnier if they had to come with there own jokes since there both comedians

He’s from patriots day

It was so TERRIBLE i couldn't even force a laugh out

Can you two please do HotOnes now?

The rock paper sissors they did is also commom in South Korea. 하나 패기

its funny they have to put sub-titles ::)))

4:25 🤣🤣🤣

You should have Kris Bryant and Bryce Harper

@whistlesports

6 жыл бұрын

Good idea! We've actually had Kris Bryant on the channel before - check it out: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mZdlrJaPddLNfqQ.html

If only we had any friends...who are... non-asian

its called 包剪𢱕 Jimmy

hahahaha

WTF WITH THAT VAMPIRE DENTIST 😳