Ivan is that one ally that never betrays you in a shooter

@disturbedwaffle327

Жыл бұрын

Kinda ironic for someone named Ivan (Though every guy I have met named Ivan were actually the nicest blokes I have met)

@stormlordeternal7663

Жыл бұрын

Ivan is that guy who you expect to betray you but when everything goes wrong he's the one to save your life and is willing to die for you and in the end, you would die for him too.

@therfsystem

Жыл бұрын

I fear no man, but that thing… (insert Ivan melee kill) it scares me

@Otterdisappointment

Жыл бұрын

It’s the guys named Yuri you have to worry about

@camelthegamer7165

Жыл бұрын

Ivan is best pilot.

Ivans Romanian Cousin "Just drop it on someone you don't like and fly away really fast and far" Ivan "so its a bomb?" cousin "Yes :)"

@shadowraven3253

Жыл бұрын

The ''cousins special''

@notoriousgoblin83

Жыл бұрын

The Romanian Rumbler

@vanconojl

Жыл бұрын

@@notoriousgoblin83 xD

@magmat0585

Жыл бұрын

"Ivan, its your cousin Roman! Let's go nuking!"

@Mamorufumio

Жыл бұрын

Right a submarine, wouldn’t happened to be named Moskva would it?

3:30 "How goes the operation?" "We lost an entire convoy of men and vehicles in a single action." "My god... and the enemy?" "Hadn't shown up yet."

@ninja_boi

Жыл бұрын

Russo-ukrainian war in a nutshell

@aidenlarson9911

Жыл бұрын

If I could like this comment twice I would

@antonioferrari5884

Жыл бұрын

Battle of Karambes in a nutshell

@ericamborsky3230

Жыл бұрын

Operation Wikinger in a nutshell. 2 destroyers sunk and 1 more damaged, out of 6 ships, without any contact with the enemy. And the Germans didn't have many ships to spare.

@Linki8uu

Жыл бұрын

@@ericamborsky3230 that or the story of the 2nd pacific squadron during the Russo-Japanese war

"you see Ivan, if you drive car like this" *accelerate toward the ennemy lines* "You do more damage because of fear of being killed"

@bobberman4641

Жыл бұрын

“You see here Ivan, when you drive car at enemies” *Starts to speed up* “Car goes faster because of fear from getting shot”

@AimlessSavant

Жыл бұрын

So that's the logic behind the race to Kiev..

@royalporcupine774

Жыл бұрын

@@AimlessSavant 😂

@jasonpratt5126

Жыл бұрын

*Ivan later melees tank to death with plane*

Don't you just hate the terrible inconvenience when you are driving through the African Savanna and oleg and Boris hit a speed bump sending their 4 x 4 5 ton hunk of crab directly into your cabin on an Express first class tickets to meet one of the pagan god you believe in

@magmat0585

Жыл бұрын

i love how the pickups appear to be made out of explosives that are triggered as easily as twitter users XD

@ultrablueberry2420

Жыл бұрын

@@magmat0585 Indeed the seem to be made exclusively out of nitroglycerin.

@Zappygunshot

Жыл бұрын

Them Boyar boys are at it again!

@Hikari_Sakurai

Жыл бұрын

@@magmat0585 💀 rofl

@megazero952

Жыл бұрын

to be fair it was not the speed that killed them, it was them stopping

>Foehammer as Crazy Ivan I was already sold, and then I got bribed for a little extra. It's like a massage with a happy ending.

@magmat0585

Жыл бұрын

so you got some skyhead too?

@underscore_nick1344

Жыл бұрын

@@magmat0585 the real question is is did ivan get his skyhead or was he denied what he was owed

@Zappygunshot

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say, it's like getting 65 bucks and some skyhead

Ivan is basically an Ace Combat protagonist with how he performs in that plane.

@alexscholz3438

Жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, the world's greatest pilots: Cipher, Mobius 1, Blaze, Talisman, Trigger, Monarch... and Crazy Ivan.

@firestorm165

Жыл бұрын

@@alexscholz3438 Warwolf

@Saviliana

Жыл бұрын

@@firestorm165 You meant that Bishop?

@firestorm165

Жыл бұрын

@@Saviliana Yeah, William Bishop callsign "warwolf"

@cac_deadlyrang

10 ай бұрын

Слава Юктобании

"Yes, the mercenaries are slowly dying and their tank isn't doing anything, we've won" *Ace combat music in the distance quickly getting closer* "What the fuck is that" Ivan: "Hey friends, check it out I attached knives to my wings so I can stab things with my plane"

I love the fact that there's nothing important here, just "before the incident, the incident, after the incident"

@RevanRA

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget "the incident after the incident".

@gdmayhem3056

Жыл бұрын

​@@RevanRA "THE SUN! THE SUUUUUN!!!!!!"

Ivans Romanian Cousin: Hey cousin, look what i found on fishing trip. Here, you can have it. Ivan: The power of the sun in the palm of my hands

@15:08 *A:* "So, you know the Convention on Cluster Munitions?" *B:* "Yeah..?" *A:* "Well, the Russians offered to sign it if they could get as many submunitions as they wanted, so long as the detonation chance was 100%." *B:* "How the heck do you get a 100% chance?" *A:* "By making the munitions very, very unstable." *B:* "So, did the UN go for it?" *A:* "Nah, the prototype got lost when the submarine crew defected to become figure skaters." *B:* "That sounds...dangerous. Shouldn't someone be looking into that?" *A:* "It's okay, you need a password to arm the muntions, so there's no danger of usage." *B:* "Oh, that isn't too bad then; as long as the password isn't something stupid, like 12345, anyway." *A:* "..excuse me, I need to make a phone call." *B:* "..uh oh."

@glenmcgillivray4707

Жыл бұрын

Bah. You can arm any weapon assuming you can track down the wires to the initiation detonators. Everything else just follows along. Actual nukes need timing. The Litter of Kittens Cluster munition just needs activating before it hits the ground. Which we did by connecting a wire to a bunch of Lazer rangefinders and a programmable controller.

@Red_Beard2798

Жыл бұрын

"12345? That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!"

2:58 Fun fact! The reason I bailed and instantly ran for the hills during The Incident was because I've had something similar happen in a different op on Kujari, where a minor accident between two pickup trucks set off sympathetic detonations of all 4 pickup trucks in the immediate area. As soon as the first one went off, I *knew* the rest were going to go off. In retrospect, I should've probably yelled "Get away from the trucks!" but hindsight is 20/20 and I've got 20/150 IRL.

@lechking941

Жыл бұрын

well now i know DONT JUMP THE TRUCKS!

@GlareanLiebertine

Жыл бұрын

@@lechking941 correction: don't jump the trucks without care

@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487

Жыл бұрын

So, 9 times out 10, if someone runs away from something without saying a word, you should probably follow them.

@McDouggal

Жыл бұрын

@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 To be fair, there wasn't a lot of time between the first cook off and the cut to my perspective running away.

@Thomas-fz9xw

Жыл бұрын

@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Maxim 3 of Maximally Effective Mercenaries: an ordnance technician at a dead run outranks _everybody._

"You question Ivan, you go out back of helicopter!" "... Can I have a parachute?" "You don't get parachute, Ivan's parachutes are for Ivan!" "If I give you 50 bucks can I have a parachute?" "65 and some roadhead... well, more like airhead." I really hope we see more of Crazy Ivan in the future 😂👏

@exudeku

Жыл бұрын

He like goin down sexual style

@LukeSkywalker-fm1dc

Жыл бұрын

As impossible as it is these days, I'd like a collaboration between Ivan and Kenneth

@glenmcgillivray4707

Жыл бұрын

Ivan.... Needs a Commissar to keep him in line. Of course the Commissar is busy on the ground keeping the mundanes in line. So Ivan gets up to all sorts of things when he isn't in line of sight.

@kriegertechpriest7011

Жыл бұрын

@@LukeSkywalker-fm1dc Kenneth is dead, keneth belives Rimmy is happy

The thumbnail made me think of "you're probably wonder how I ended up here. Well it all started in the summer of 69" with teenage wasteland playing in the background.

@bribizlegaming6678

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit bro that icon just gave me huge nostalgia.

@Vault_tec10

Жыл бұрын

Same

@umbra9472

Жыл бұрын

@@bribizlegaming6678 same.

@rockiestcornet0237

Жыл бұрын

That icon gives me memories of better times

@verdantiridium2149

Жыл бұрын

Same

I'm actually pretty happy that me slowly backing away very non-suspiciously is visible when Ivan and Drongo finally meet face to face

@ikitclaw4298

Жыл бұрын

when?

@immortalsnail-xd7zv

Жыл бұрын

@@ikitclaw4298 13:39 the guy on the right

@chaosinc.382

Жыл бұрын

Very subtle, they never suspected anything

“A white russian” “You have a well educated man there, I’m impressed” Then “did you just report your own supply drop as paratroopers… i’m in a meeting, stop calling me” 🤣🤣🤣

Ivan dropped the frames.

Cassowary getting lost and being miles away was golden. “Rusty is not to get paid- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”

@anotter321

Жыл бұрын

Do you know if Cassowary streams or has a channel. I'd like to know

@maxbufton5441

Жыл бұрын

@@anotter321 that’s warpugs, cassowary is just the squad name for the op

The ivan nuke drop was the best possible way the video could end

@wholegarden5614

Жыл бұрын

They don't call him crazy for nothing!

@Otterdisappointment

Жыл бұрын

Immediately made the region 75% more stable

@xendakakorva3267

Жыл бұрын

THAT WAS A FUCKING NUKE?!?!

@vid101.

Жыл бұрын

@@xendakakorva3267 did the fact that it created a freaking sun not tell you it was a nuke?

@xendakakorva3267

Жыл бұрын

@@vid101. Not really! But in hindsight hearing Ivan saying that his brother found a thingy from an old soviet submarine, well it should have been obvious to me what he got XD

The Taliban; We are fully equipped to fight the U.N. The Taliban after being introduced to Ivan; WE WERE DEFEATED, THEY *DROPPED THE SUN!!!*

@Captain_Rhodor

Жыл бұрын

"We attacked like three convoys, they dropped the fucking sun on our heads"

That was a B-61 Ivan dropped, which is a US made weapon. So if he did indeed have a cousin that found it on an old Soviet Submarine that raises more questions than answers. Though perhaps during the Cold War some Spetsnaz snuck into Incirlik Airbase and grabbed a few of the weapons stored there, keeping them covertly on a Sub in the Black Sea fleet should a false flag operation ever be ordered that required radiological matching to US produced fissile materials. That'd actually be a really cool Arma op now that I think about it.

"An arms dealer named Mr. Cage" ffs Rimmy it's beautiful

"If it was good enough for Hitler, it's good enough for me!" ~Rimmy, 2022

@Otterdisappointment

Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised Russia doesn’t do that considering they dope for literally everything else

@joby-wankenobinolan3428

Жыл бұрын

Aren't you the one guy that Served on the EFN Eternity's Advent?

@Captain_Rhodor

Жыл бұрын

@@joby-wankenobinolan3428 :)

@Skykid3307

3 ай бұрын

​@joby-wankenobinolan3428 He did far more then serve in the Eternity! Long Live the Riders!

"God can step in and correct me if I'm wrong", taken out of context, is a treat xD

That Ivan guy could legit become a pro voice actor lmao

@rookieboidontbanus6983

Жыл бұрын

It was Foehammer acting as Crazy Ivan

@Otterdisappointment

Жыл бұрын

Foe is a dedicated amateur

@omppusolttu5799

Жыл бұрын

Ehh I mean the voice acting wasn't that good tbh, the character itself was just really fucking funny (that'd be the job of a writer, the voice actor just says the lines.)

I love the RP along side the op. Fun stuff. The "idiots" marker on the map killed me.

@Voron_Aggrav

Жыл бұрын

Mean they somehow managed to get all the way out there before realising they turned left at Albuquerque...

I am now fully invested in the character, lore, backstory, and extended eastern European family of Crazy Ivan.

'Crazy Ivan's discount logistics' Rimmy you Genius

You know this one gonna be a banger just from the title alone *1st*

@RimmyDownunder

Жыл бұрын

it's true, he was first.

@WellBattle6

Жыл бұрын

Woo boy.

"BRING ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD" - Ivan, probably

Ivan literally had the uncontainable power of the sun inside of a bottle

The instant he said he got something from old Soviet submarine…I knew it had to be a nuke

more Merc stuff please. Fits well with this group.

@Mightylcanis

Жыл бұрын

Seconded

@operatorsenko8291

Жыл бұрын

@@Mightylcanis thirded

@Otterdisappointment

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually a little more entertaining because of pacing and provides flexibility with less people

@biglad3941

Жыл бұрын

@@operatorsenko8291 fourthed

Imagine this as a movie. Taliban attack a UN convoy in the African Savanah, mercs are sent in to "rescure them" but their real mission is to secure the town the Taliban are holding the prisoners hostage because it has oil and Shell wants it. They have a few skirmishes with the Taliban, but despite the mercs having a crazy Russian Cessna pilot with rockets, the Taliban are much stronger than anticipated having more numbers and a tank. This forces the mercs to ask a nearby town that also hates the Taliban for assistance. The town has an outdated T-62 tank and some militiamen, together they storm the town, the T-62 faces against the Taliban tank (Idk a T-72 or something) but both are old as shit and in the clunkist tank battle ever (both break down, both are firing 60+ year old ammunition etc etc) the T-62 ends up winning. For the Climax, the milita and some of the mercs are pinned down by a bunch of technicals, but other mercs manage to overrun a Taliban camp with Grads and use them to destroy the technicals. I will make this a movie.

Jesus christ, Ivan is an Ace Combat protagonist; no hesitation, only badass.

Ivan, at the end: HERE COMES THE SUN, DOO DOO DOO DOO

That missile barrage was absolutely genius! So fracking cool!

When Steppenwolf started playing I straight scream laughed in the middle of a McDonald's.

The "Rapid very fast approaching death" make me think of the KND cartoons.

At 9:15, Cassowary sounds so damn sad to be lost in Africa. Mans is on the verge of tears

Ivan is the character I could see managing to get a mele kill with a plane

The fucking 4 laws at his feet got me. Since in the video it seems like it makes sense, since why wouldn't a player for some reason take 4 laws even though the enemy probably does not have tanks. But when you think about the fact that it is literally something that happened in Ukraine it kind of makes the world a very weird place. And also just makes me laugh about how weird it is.

@Voron_Aggrav

Жыл бұрын

The player in question also said that they where his crayons 🤣 now I hope he's not a Marine, and just intends to vandalize the enemy,

@firestorm165

Жыл бұрын

They also make great anti-sniper weapons

@Archris17

Жыл бұрын

I mean, given how 'organization' and 'common sense' are kinda in short supply in Ukraine right now, I think some random militiaman/merc/volunteer/Ukrainian soldier grabbing 4 fucking LAWs "Just in case" they found a Russian tank is pretty reasonable!

"Kaylee, how do you feel about pulling a Crazy Ivan?" "Always wanted to try one."

As a Romanian, Ivan's cousin seems pretty good at his job

Ivan being a real MVP of this video. We need more of him!

Incredibly fun op, cheers to Johnny for running it!

That 'incident' scene is the same energy as a cartoon character flooring the brakes of their car right before they hurtle into a fuel truck, sighing in relief, but randomly exploding anyway.

You just know when you click on a Rimmy video and you see three timestamps one of which is titled "The Incident", something glorious is about to happen.

Remember if you go over 100km/h you don't set off anti tank mines!

This video starts when my History Exam starts - I shall consider my priorities

@godofsquirrels494

Жыл бұрын

How'd it go?

@ResonanceStuff

Жыл бұрын

@@godofsquirrels494 Very well! Just got it done, thanks!

@ashchisalleh1454

Жыл бұрын

@@ResonanceStuff done watch video or.. Done done exam kind?

@ResonanceStuff

Жыл бұрын

@@ashchisalleh1454 done the exam. I’d hope it didn’t take me 4 hours to watch the video

I normally don't go out of my way to watch a premier but I'll always save time for this channel.

This reminds me of the one time Al-Shabab launched an attack on the building my mom used to work in, good times.

I want to see the day when I may become cooler than crazy Ivan

This was the funniest shit. Such a story. Top tier editing and switching of perspective!

i see nutmeg is well verse in the marine's way, not listening to what the higher up told you and responding with *"those are my crayon's!"*

Ivan dropped both the frames and the sun.

You've been spoiling us rimmy, these fusterclucks have been especially amazing. So much good content these last few weeks. Cheers, and thanks for all the hard work with all these videos rimmy!

Crazy Ivan made me laugh so hard I legitimately got cramps.

Loved this, refreshing as hell to see and the work for all the viewpoints is rad

Ivan reminds me of Nikolai from the Modern Warfare series, would love to see more of Ivan

You know, I keep coming back to this and still laughing. Rimmy this is one of the best laughs I’ve had

Crazy Ivan Well that's a hell of a pilot I really love how you are getting back into arma video keep up that good work Rimmy...

Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun...

@CarefreeMan

Жыл бұрын

*With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done..*

Okay I have replayed this video almost as much as the Warhammer one where the guy blew himself and the enemy at the end in the best way possible. Love these Rimmy!!

"If it's good enough for Hitler, it's good enough for me!" I'm using that line now, that's fucking hilarious

Loved all the perspectives here

Loved the POV meme, saw that combat video where the gunner got 2 rockets asking for 50 cal ammo.

I'm so glad the Fusterclucks are back! I missed these so much

This was a blast, thanks Rimmy!

Gotta love how people started to sing country road as soon as the light appeared 😂

I have covid and this just made my day better thanks Rimmy.

When, "The Incident" Text popped up I thought a bomb went off a few miles away cause I was tabbed out. Good videos and keep it up but thanks for the mini-heart attack.

Ivan is the friend we all need.

Jokes on you, I'm into this!

I don’t know who Ivan is. I do know that Ivan is a legend with how fucking amazing he is at being a pilot. God speed you magnificent bastard Ivan. May you forever have your wings.

Foe Hammer lives up to his namesake.

This is gonna be good 👍

"We bombed, like, three ships, they dropped the sun on us twice."

That ending was some Malcolm in the Middle shit. Like going from night to day, but just day to MORE DAY

Watched the first part of this one live and can confirm that this is not a trick of editing, for Ivan was indeed balling out hard.

I just love the timecodes for this one

This is the Mike Hoare Africa Merc Experience!

This was a fun watch, here and on twitch.

Ivan giving a whole new meaning to “The mighty, the deadly, Cessna 172 Skyhawk”

I hope crazy ivan makes a return, what a wonderful man.

did not disappoint lol

PMCs, Arms dealers, job creators Jack!!

>sees “The Incident” *fear*

Ivan da man! That op lookt hella fun!!

God, I'm so glad the fusterclucks are back

Looks like Ivan is one of those comrades in battle worth his weight in cocaine.

From now on Ivan forever need to be part of the team haha you crazy badass man

I love watching ArmA ArmA people in real time. Truly great. Wish I could do it myself, but I can't find a good community to join. (I'm using ArmA as both a noun and a verb)

I found you yesterday and holy shit im gonna have to watch all your videos now

Ivan is now my favorite. Requesting more Ivan in future videos.

This channel’s the epitome of moral dubious and slightly illegal

Talk about ending it on a bang!

MOAR of these Merc videos please. And MOAR collabs with Rubixraptor too. Lol

i wonder what tomfoolery the gang will pull off today

I think we need more of Crazy Ivan