Never get drunk on your own merchandise.

@itscrumbelivable

10 жыл бұрын

Best. Advice. Ever

@srbrant5391

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, you beat me to it!

@debbiehagan5773

5 жыл бұрын

He’s not drunk he’s high

@akcat11

5 жыл бұрын

@@debbiehagan5773 he sure is not high.. obv youve never been high

@Mr.Classic91

5 жыл бұрын

Woo woo woo

I love how the third "Ho ho ho" is obviously from the cameraman and so delayed.

@SnickersTS

9 жыл бұрын

Or edited in afterwards

@balljoint5853

9 жыл бұрын

☢ SNICKERS 5+2 GRATIS ☢ Either way.

@gemstoneprincess2890

6 жыл бұрын

DestronTC ho ho. Hot?

@nickcapozio7134

6 жыл бұрын

Too me it sounds like woof woof woof

@Diao7

5 жыл бұрын

You ruined the illusion for me lol

This is a real place in Connecticut, I have shopped there. The old guy just goes up and down the aisles doing that all day.

@goodbyejeffery

5 жыл бұрын

Truly a god amongst men.

@greasygurl9386

5 жыл бұрын

Can confirm this is a real place that ive been to, however im not sure about him singing in the halls

@mightytax

5 жыл бұрын

That "Old Guy" is the messaih known as Bruce

@Corkoth55

4 жыл бұрын

@@goodbyejeffery wait wtf it's in CT yo I gotta go

@higanbanahappenedtomyfriend

4 жыл бұрын

Corkoth55 he never came back :(

this looks like something out of adult swim

@PauloHernandezXD

5 ай бұрын

When Adult Swim is actually creative, & doesn’t spam Family Guy episodes for 3 hours straight.

Multi-functional bathroom

@theerror_7417

6 жыл бұрын

Why can I remember this stuff. Why can’t I remememememer

@chefboiarby304

6 жыл бұрын

FLY fly FLY fly FLY fly

@ArchiverUnknown

5 жыл бұрын

Crazy Bruces Liquor, The Selection that Sucks for you woooooooooooooo

@chefboiarby304

5 жыл бұрын

We put the CRAZY in Crazy Bruce's

@SlickSteven75

5 жыл бұрын

Chef Boi Arby GODDAMN SUS OF A BITCH!

My Dad's name is Bruce and he has a very similar sense of humor to this guy. Ironically, my Dad actually works as a counselor that helps alcoholics recover from drinking problems.

@OssaLuctus

Жыл бұрын

the two bruces their battle will be legendary

@comradeleah6924

Жыл бұрын

Normal bruce

@doesnotconquerall4997

Жыл бұрын

Selling to both sides of a war is quite lucrative (For legal reasons this is a joke)

@gogol293

Жыл бұрын

Crazy Bruces quitters

@CourtneyLachiver

11 ай бұрын

@@gogol293🎶 we got the counselin’ for you!🎶

Honestly he seems like he gets a lot of business. That's a big shop and he's got a damn second floor.

@MoriartyMcG

3 жыл бұрын

It looks like there are six locations. Crazy Bruce is crazy like a fox

@jorach

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoriartyMcG it's a real liquor store in the Hartford, CT area. Real solid place to buy booze.

This is officially the best commercial I have ever seen. I love you, Crazy Bruce.

You can tell he's trying not to laugh while doing this

Health teacher: "When you think of alcohol's portrayal in media, what comes to mind?" Me:

Crazy Bruce Sr: "Son, before I die, I need to know that you'll carry on the tradition of the Crazy Bruce jingle I performed back in 1947." Crazy Bruce Jr: "Sure thing, dad" And here we are.

Was feeling lowkey suicidal but crazy bruce has given me a will to live

Crazy Bruce for president 2020! #CrazyBruceForPrez

@mrspooks5287

5 жыл бұрын

*the new national anthem*

@jawonsh1592

5 жыл бұрын

oh boy, next year!

@hellothere7510

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from the future and he died in the Minneapolis riots 😔

@Internet_Tenshi

4 жыл бұрын

Hello There NOOOOOOOOO

@robbo5life

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellothere7510 Really? 😢

I love how the third set of WOO WOO WOOs is so completely shoehorned in there.

Ah yes, Mr. Crazy Bruce. I've had the pleasure of visiting the Route 6 location of this fine establishment multiple times in my past.

Ah, memories. Pulling into the parking lot in Newington and seeing the giant paper mache head mascot handing out lollipops to children. No clue if it is still there or not.

@Ambipie

11 ай бұрын

Apparently he passed around 3 years ago

I don't drink... but gosh darn it I'm sold!

@daxrijnink5902

6 жыл бұрын

pussy

my friends and I are taking a 90 minute drive tomorrow to have the honor of entering his establishment in real life

i watch this daily to preserve my sanity

looks like Bruce has been drinking his own products

Friend asked me what my favorite Tim and Eric sketch was. Honest to god it took me a second to remember this was real.

Not crazy enough Bruce, just drunk. Start tipping over some shelves and breaking some glass and carving your face up. I'll come in an buy all the cheap booze for that level of dedication.

@MasterOfKnowledge.

5 жыл бұрын

Just raise GG Allin from the dead and have him help advertise. He'll get all the Jim Beam a man could ever want

This is both the worst and most awesome ad I've ever seen in my life. Also was my ringtone for a few months in 2011.

7 years and still the funniest thing to have aired

You know the liquor is good cause crazy Bruce personally taste tested every bottle.

Adult swim please show this in the middle of the night

Craaaaazy Bruuuuuce's Liquoooor, selection of SAUCE for you, WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!

@radialmusic77

3 жыл бұрын

-CS188

Damn am I proud to be born in Connecticut now knowing this place is in my home state. Thanks Vinny

@cybhunter007

Жыл бұрын

Also here props to vinny, (and another New Englander) Vinny is going to be sad to find out that gaming store doesn't exist anymore in Stratford

@superspaghettibrawler

Жыл бұрын

@@cybhunter007 dude **I** was sad when I realized it didn’t exist anymore. BUT it does exist somewhere in Mass I think from what I researched

cs188 brought me here.

I just called this place 5 minutes ago and sadly found out that the guy sold the business a few years ago

This is going straight into my music playlist

This is the perfect entry in the "small business owner running a fairly common type of store puts on a zany character for the commercials" genre. Think, Sofa Queen in Bob's Burgers. Boi-oi-oi-oing Now, some will put on a crazy bargain guy costume like Dollar Bill of New Hampshire, but "funny drunk guy singing showtunes" is not only a creative and original take on the genre but also makes me want to make Crazy Bruce's Liquors my go-to shopping center for adult beverages and mixers

Unfortunately it was this very liquor commercial that started my dad on his spiral into alcoholism.

CS188´s poop KZread Poop brought me here!.

@leonjermy2808

8 жыл бұрын

same lol

@zenotoxic3761

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@dpgaming5778

8 жыл бұрын

omg same

@radialmusic77

3 жыл бұрын

same!

Of course this would be from New England...

@sensfan2768

9 жыл бұрын

We have a lot of weird shit up in New England, believe me

@lucasc5622

5 жыл бұрын

I live in old England lmao

@sk8mag99

5 жыл бұрын

CT is the bastard red-headed step child of NE

This feels wholesome, and I’m not sure if it really is.

"You know what your song need, Crazy Bruce? Barking." Something like that must have happened.

WHY PJ WHY WHY WHY WHY PJ

I think he sampled too much of the product.

Cs188 sent me here

@weepwomp010

10 жыл бұрын

Tony can you do me please will u do me

@BababooeyGooey

10 жыл бұрын

xXTriforceWarriorXx Public masturbation in a Starbucks, ten minutes ago!

@bookmanthegreat

10 жыл бұрын

Big flat screen tv 10 channels of dicks

@leonjermy2808

8 жыл бұрын

+Blad3r lube alot

@Satoshi9801

6 жыл бұрын

Selection of sosss for you

As someone who lives in his state he is literally the best thing about Connecticut

*walks in* Yes, I'd like all the liquors please.

This scares me you’d probably see that at an alleyway

If I saw this commercial on TV, I think I would stay up all night to see it again.

My puppy started to bark when she heard the woofing noises.

I need these beautiful liquors... Erm, lyrics

Not hard to believe this guy works at/runs a liquor store.

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *crazy bruces liquors begins playing in head*

Y'know, I was really on the fence with this commercial..but that squeak at the end sealed the deal. 10/10!

That was vaudvilletastic. Road Trip!

it's like this guy saw those mattress ranch commercials then shouted "honey, get my camcorder"

pj,,, how did i end up here

Bad Prince of Breaking Fresh Wind brought me here

@andrewhaywood1262

2 жыл бұрын

("Break On Through" by The Doors playing) "NO MORE DOORS! FUCK OFF!" (Tosses brick) "NO MORE JIM MORRISON!"

Oh so this is the place were my dad used to go.... That kinda explains everything XD

Frank Sinatra if he was a good singer

I guess it is the same guy who writes all these commercial songs

Just transferred a Pennsylvania polka tape with the song the jingle is based on - Beer Barrel - and INSTANTLY thought of this ad. God i hope he's still in business, this place ain't too far away from me.

REPLACE EVERYONE ON GLEE WITH THIS GUY. Do it now, America.

0:29 *(awkwardly small squeaky noise)*

I think he’s been sampling some of his own merchandise.

This guy is local for me, and the store really is pretty awesome.

Dinner Warrior's YTP brought me here.

the "WOO WOO WOO"s sound like a broken train whistle i can't unhear it-

To me, he is more like "Sane Bruce".

Craaaazy Bruuuce's liquorrr! Selection of SAAS for you! WHOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOOAO

Crazy Bruce, I don't mean to worry you, but I think you may have a large, aggressive dog trapped in your store somewhere.

He been drinking his own stock

Turn to 0.5x speed and try not to laugh

@Svartalfgeist

9 жыл бұрын

Lost after 7 seconds

@rockntroopen

8 жыл бұрын

+Senpai Films try 1.25

@owen9057

6 жыл бұрын

Senpai Films lost after 3 seconds

how it feels to chew 5 gum

I don't think I'll ever be able to forget this

This loops all the way around and becomes good again somehow.

its called Crazy Bruce's Liquor - 8th Advert

I always appretiate a salesman who truly believes in his own product.

I’ve now watching this 665 times now and my finger is hovering over the replay button. What happens

The phrase "Low Budget" has received an all new meaning.

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!

This reminds me of Jim Lahey...

@patrickwheeler4918

8 жыл бұрын

lol me too

@lucasc5622

5 жыл бұрын

Is that you or the liquor talking, Lahey?

"broken broken crazy bruce" -automatic captions

When folk were trying to figure out how to capitalise on this newfangled internet thing… Crazy Bruce was a trailblazer.

God, that song gets stuck in my head xD

This guy has the best job ever.

28 people are the "woo woo woo" guy behind the camera.

*_DAMNIT CJ!_*

I swear i saw a family guy cutaway gag spoofing this while dunking on Lois's brother from Connecticut but i haven't been able to find it again

Play at 1.5x speed for crazy bruces cocaine

CS188 sent me here.

*Crazy Bruce is definitely crazy*

my retinas have just detached

This whistle of a type writer can make any guy or gal have a blast!

This is the best commercial I have seen

“Gotta do it again, Crazy Bruce’s Liquor a selection of sos for you waaaaa”

We need more commercials like this.

They also showed this on Jay Leno's show in his Bad Ads section. This is too damn good.

THIS SONG IS A FAMILY TRADITION IN OUR HOUSEHOLD

It's actually a really good liquor store, i live bout 15 minutes from either of them and yes the commercials are definitely out there

These are my favorite commercials ever, classic!

top 10 rappers eminem was too scared to diss

This video saved me.

This commercial is crazier than the name of the store.

I think he drank everything that came in on the supply truck when he was planning the commercial... lol