"sir lets see how Dr.Kel is doing at their new job!" *Dr:ken bashing suitcase into wall at 100 mph* "it's only been a few secs on the job and they have already lost their mind?"

@oatmealman1586

Ай бұрын

"This is the fifth time this has happened. Is there something in the water?"

@Hellscaped

Ай бұрын

@@oatmealman1586 "Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here."

@haashy_1503

Ай бұрын

​@@HellscapedWhat a reference buddy

@Hellscaped

Ай бұрын

@@haashy_1503 lol

0:12 the same noise I make with my omega kerfur

@TranscorpHR

Ай бұрын

*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG* _CRUNCH_ YEEOOOWWCH!!

@akuma7327

Ай бұрын

yall down bad

@Nobody0152

Ай бұрын

I'm still dating her, so far she doesn't seem too interested. Also, she's not very talkative, the only word I ever heard from her is "meow", I'm glad she likes when I pet her, but I'm still worried about the future of this relationship, does anyone have any advices?

@quantumblur_3145

Ай бұрын

​@@Nobody0152 send to live happier life with fish

@lucasnikunen7571

Ай бұрын

​@@Nobody0152 take her out to watch the sunset or the stars ontop the radio tower with a candle found in a lake somewhere :3

wife speedrun

@Nightmare-xc5xl

Ай бұрын

That's a male robot

@RealFastus

Ай бұрын

​@@Nightmare-xc5xl Kerfur blue is the female one, and pink is the male one.

@MuriloStrozak

Ай бұрын

What about the red one?​@@RealFastus

@RealFastus

Ай бұрын

@@MuriloStrozak Androgynous.

@nightshadows3885

28 күн бұрын

@@RealFastus where do you get this knowledge it does not confirm wich gender it is so its genderless its up to you to decide

Step 1: Destroy government property

@Minecraft-hb1su

Ай бұрын

Erm Aktualy it’s owned by Alpen signal observartorium which is a private company

@Malestorm

Ай бұрын

​@@Minecraft-hb1suStep 1: Destroy private property

@Minecraft-hb1su

Ай бұрын

@@Malestorm u know I don’t think ASO really has malicious intent… STOLAS on the other hand is extremely suspicious

@hypeman958

Ай бұрын

​@@Minecraft-hb1sustep 1: destroy property.

@user-wi4we5tx6r

Ай бұрын

​@@hypeman958 step 1: destroy

Everyone talking about how funny it is that Kel shows up and immediately bashes a door in with a suitcase, but no one mentioning the fact that Kel shows up and in 6 minutes somehow has the money to buy two cat robots without processing a singular signal

Dr.Kel arrives Dr.Kel after 3.4 miniseconds : 0:12

dude just violated that shack with a briefcase

@danilmikhan

Ай бұрын

She briefcased on my shack till i implode

@yesimrealhuman4245

Ай бұрын

insane backshots

...you can break into the entry gate?????

@leandrolahiteau8162

Ай бұрын

Yes,and mostmetal objects that make that sound

@Do_You_Like_Beans

Ай бұрын

@@leandrolahiteau8162 'dramatic gasp'

@string1236

Ай бұрын

Did not know that either till this

@Nobody0152

Ай бұрын

You can also get into the cave now in 0.7, but you'll need a "key"

@string1236

Ай бұрын

@@Nobody0152 no u wait till night time

ramming suitcase against door made me laugh so hard

0:12 sanest votv player:

Marriage - any% speedrun glitchless, w/base tp Very impressive btw.

0:12 it’s beautiful. everything i could’ve expected and more.

some random kremling: god what a beautiful day. the sky is so clear donkey kong directly to his frontal cortex: 0:12

Robot cat wife any% category going to be tense. Waiting for the summoning salt vid already 😩

@NiksGold.

Ай бұрын

wife? It seems that youre confused. Kerfur is actually male.

@alexrva433

Ай бұрын

@@NiksGold. Erm, actually!! Kerfur is a robot and cannot have a Gender

@robertcop9889

Ай бұрын

​@NiksGold. The body changes a little by color. Classic blue has robot booba, red is a macho man, and pink is androgynous.

@rapscalliana

Ай бұрын

@@NiksGold. blue kerf is female pink is male red is red

@TimeMasterOG

Ай бұрын

​@@NiksGold.Erm actually blue kerfurs are female with bazoingas

this is funny af at the start lmao

0:12 my one braincell bouncing in my head when I see kerfur

You know a speedrun is gonna be good when it starts with violently smashing a suitcase against a door.

I don't know what this is or why we're doing it but you had me hooked in about 12 seconds. Nice.

Cant wait to get to work, but first i must [Savagely bashes in the door with a suitcase like a caveman]

one of the funniest starts to a video ive ever seen holy shit i was watching at 2x speed too so it was so fucking unexpected and so fucking loud it made me laugh so damn hard

For an even faster time you can dupe the bought items, to do this, right when the drone drops the package, make a save, exit and load back in. This will save you from going to the log of mres and potentially open other possibilities

Holy fuck

Now... Make Kefur giving birth any% speedrun

Every Solar player is taking notes.

Yyyyeaaah, you deserve the sub for this.

Considering she can do all the spooky tasks (as in - everything outside the base) this is just efficiant gaming

7 seconds in, already destroying property

we got speedrun to Omega Kerfus before GTA VI, ain't no way

Good thing I found this video when I did. Only got the game for Kerfur.

this might actually help me build one myself. thanks

The porr 2 kurfers that got brutally killed for this.

@oatmealman1586

Ай бұрын

Their sacrifice was necessary.

@owoslayerofgods1213

Ай бұрын

twasnt a sacrifice, was an improvement, amalgamated together to create a greater mind, capable of far more

You did my speedrun... THE BOI PERCENT! (for context i made a reddit post about a boi% speedrun a while ago)

Finally, I can make one in time while the pasta is cooking

Good job

DAMN HOMIE DOWN BAD

This is really cool but how do you teleport back to base???

@mechaegg7229

Ай бұрын

numpad 0 or the numpad period

@pencilduster2938

Ай бұрын

​@@mechaegg7229 its the numpad peroid

when fnaf fans see toy chica and roxy for the first time: 0:12

The bunker actually has a keycode that works???

You wot? Holy hell that was fast

Nice

How do you download voices of the void i have been trying for too long

How did u teleport to the base after getting the capsule?

@rapscalliana

Ай бұрын

numpad . (key delete, the one with the period)

based

I'm trying my best to avoid spoilers, but how do you find the codes for the bunker? I got the keycard, but the second door won't open.

@user-nt3ve6pd9x

Ай бұрын

pretty sure there is no in-game way to get the codes, at least I couldn't find any. You're supposed to use the tool from the shop SPOILER code changer

@tomasvlasak2292

Ай бұрын

@@user-nt3ve6pd9x that was my first thought, but (from what I tried) you need to access both sides of the door for it to work, or at least unlock it. It worked on the doors in the base bot not the locked ones outside, but maybe I just missed something. Thanks for the spoiler warning!

@user-nt3ve6pd9x

Ай бұрын

@@tomasvlasak2292 you don't need to unlock the door, it's just that it doesn't work for the first door at all. You can only unlock the first buker door with a keycard or a code, and you need the tool for the second door only

To collect item you can grab it and press Alt, this is mush faster then scrolling to collect option 🤓

How did you make kerfur

fuck, my high ass thought i started the game when i clicked on the video in fullscreen

How do you survive the radiation so well?

@listenup8033

Ай бұрын

The capsule doesn’t do any damage while it’s in your inventory or other storage items if that’s what you’re asking

@leandrolahiteau8162

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 Thank you!! Took me an ingame week to build it because of the hazard suit i tought i required

The first part of this was funny as a fuck

How did you buy 2 kerfurs with 215 points?

@rapscalliana

Ай бұрын

the item box gave him more credits right when he bought it

@Prosto_Igrok-oc6rz

Ай бұрын

@@rapscalliana perfect timing

WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMENDED

5:31 how did you buy that when you couldn't afford it?

@Kycok_K

24 күн бұрын

Я думаю как раз в это время долетел дрон с тонной вещей на продажу

@Some_Kid11

20 күн бұрын

@@Kycok_Kyes. You can actually hear the sound of the email too and see his money go to 1007

me not figuring out how to build it in 10 game days

Also with enough practice i think you could get to 5:30

@listenup8033

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately this is simply not possible with the current known strats. Even with a new route (I uploaded a new video) getting a sub 6 will not happen due to the fact that the initial run to the capsule and all the time spent waiting for the drone deliveries/pickups is already about 5:55 in total on a good pace

@NiksGold.

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 guess its time to find a strat where you yeet yourself across the map

@rapscalliana

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 sleeping speeds up the drone in the new update

Yall can someone explain how he does like "climbing" stuff? Like at the start when he just slides up the props to climb them

@jeremyminecraft7145

12 күн бұрын

Edit: just press jump again to mantle

@Cake_soup

10 күн бұрын

No you can just hold space on a ledge and it works

bro i crafted mine on day 19 why did you gotta flex like that :sob:

Is there a speedrunning community for this game yet?

ah someone who knows the teleport key

Step 1 collect the nuclear thing. how the heck did you not die to radiation? it kills me when I try

@user-nt3ve6pd9x

Ай бұрын

it doesn't do much damage, you can stand near it for like 20 seconds before you die. Also it doesn't deal any damage at all while in inventory or a container, so you can pick it up pretty much safely

jak nasz polski reprezentant w miesiac sie wyrobi to bedzie cud, cut nad wisla

Kerf-O%

good job... now let's do the same, but in sunny mode))

@zerokizo8829

Ай бұрын

Wouldn't make a difference cause on the first day nothing can spawn

@user-zs5cj8tz4y

Ай бұрын

just on the first night the Wisps will spawn, I don’t remember exactly how long after, but as soon as you reach the base, they will already appear

1:29 I don’t understand, what happened here?? Did you get teleported? How?

@Lucas-zp8ij

Ай бұрын

Apparently Numpad . can teleport you back to base.

can anyone explain how he bought 2x kerfur blue without proper amount of money?

@mrdr9980

23 күн бұрын

he sold some stuff at 3:48 and insta bought kerfurs when money accrued

How'd he order 1k of kerfur with only 215 points? And how's he teleporting to base like that?

@Comomelo

8 күн бұрын

1- He was spamming the order button in order to buy it as soon as the selling money came in 2 - the numpad . button teleports you to the base

How did you get 1000 points worth of kerfurs with only like 200 points?

@listenup8033

29 күн бұрын

Item box

how do you teleport to the base like that?

@Comomelo

8 күн бұрын

The numpad . button

YOU CAN FORCE THE PAYMENT?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

@listenup8033

Ай бұрын

What did they mean by this

@Mikulazhoo

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 the kerfur cost 500 each and you buy 2, but you only have 270 how is that possible

@izukumidoriya9424

Ай бұрын

​@@listenup8033probably "how did you buy the kurfur when you don't have enough money?"

@ULTRA_4

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 it's because there is no in between frame where you get the money required, displaying it, and when you buy the kerfur, making it seems like you bought the two of them for only 200

@jimbojimberson9934

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 Looked like you bought 2 500 credit Kerfurs with 200 points.

Kerfus%

Bro it took me 7 minutes to get to alpha alone...

Would.

unironically this video helped me figure out how to craft omega kerfur, since most what I found was super outdated, thanks!

How did you figure out the codes for the bunker?

@listenup8033

Ай бұрын

Someone brute forced them on reddit afaik

@LunasLostLove

Ай бұрын

@@listenup8033 weird i heard the second one had a code but i thought the first was card only, i knew there was no way you were getting the hook and changer, that would take 7 minutes or more alone.

kurfr

tymczasem Gucio robiący to przez pół miesiąca

3:32

Now do it with quake movement mod

How is he teleporting?

@ChetTJ

26 күн бұрын

dot on NUM pad

And I thought I was doing it fast by getting it done in 6 in-game days on Easy++ with 50% daylight speed.

@TimeMasterOG

Ай бұрын

You can change the speed of the day cycle?

@alexrva433

Ай бұрын

@@TimeMasterOG yeah, it's in the experimental options

I thought that was just some degenerate mod for the robot.

What game is that?

@xdwg_2006

Ай бұрын

Voices of the void

what game is this

@ewanlebozec9208

Ай бұрын

Voices of the void

@lilvampire7439

Ай бұрын

Gmod

@protat0

Ай бұрын

minecraft

@Mertiven

Ай бұрын

@@protat0 oooo really? tysm

@fragrantgingercalamari

Ай бұрын

darude - sandstorm

I can do this less 1 minute

Teleports = cringe

@listenup8033

2 ай бұрын

Unlucky

@costiedit

Ай бұрын

saying cringe= cringe

@alyx5491

Ай бұрын

Do you know what a speedrun is?

@Leekodot15

Ай бұрын

you realize the point of this speedrun is to be as fast as possible using ANY and ALL possible tactics? If you want no teleports, go watch a glitchless speedrun.

@Minecraft-hb1su

Ай бұрын

@@Leekodot15 its not even a glitch "debug teleport" is legit listed in the controls

gucio po miechu zrobił hm

sorry but polish kefus is the name for him

0:12 you all have no idea how hard i have laughed