Covid Vaccines: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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John Oliver explains why some people don’t want to get the Covid-19 vaccine and how they might be reassured. (Even you, Mike in Baltimore.)
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  • @shadowvash07
    @shadowvash073 жыл бұрын

    When he said "You, Mike, in Baltimore. Get the vaccine", I took that personally. I already got it, John. Go bother Steve in Annapolis. He's being hard headed about getting the vaccine.

  • @therideneverends1697

    @therideneverends1697

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Steve

  • @poke-talia268

    @poke-talia268

    3 жыл бұрын

    Needs to call out Dave next

  • @lukasbjornendermann9944

    @lukasbjornendermann9944

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@poke-talia268 and barry?

  • @Stuff_by_Mensa

    @Stuff_by_Mensa

    3 жыл бұрын

    Proud fo you Mike! ... Steve get vaccinated! NOW!

  • @jii.

    @jii.

    3 жыл бұрын

    And every Karen.

  • @TiMonsor
    @TiMonsor3 жыл бұрын

    «the man that promised 6 words, said 7 and counted 5» this is perfection

  • @oorterentity8095

    @oorterentity8095

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...And it was all the same word

  • @joshk.6246

    @joshk.6246

    3 жыл бұрын

    The confidence john described from the guy is a problem.

  • @steventhrasher3608

    @steventhrasher3608

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@oorterentity8095 well he said "testing" 5 times but also said "and more".

  • @kilgoringtroutless6295

    @kilgoringtroutless6295

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joshk.6246 Yep, but I wouldn't want to be that particular guy this morning.

  • @reaver0179

    @reaver0179

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's going to be so mad if he finds out he's on here lmao

  • @DecoySanchez
    @DecoySanchez2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if John discussed the egg bit with his wife beforehand, or just let her discover it organically. I've seen enough episodes of this show to know is definitely the second one. I can imagine the text messages from her friends about eggs, shes confused at first but then remembers who she married, accepting her future and the inevitable egg jokes.

  • @kinagrill

    @kinagrill

    2 жыл бұрын

    They might ask if her husband's come back out of his shell yet.

  • @sophiathefurbst

    @sophiathefurbst

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kinagrillthat cracked me up

  • @elizabethknight7314

    @elizabethknight7314

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sophiathefurbst That was eggsactly the point

  • @mammawlee

    @mammawlee

    10 ай бұрын

    😆 😄 😁 🤣 I wonder if it ever gets, 'Oh, it's just his job' or if it's always fresh to Mrs. Oliver?

  • @jonathaningravalle7280
    @jonathaningravalle72802 жыл бұрын

    How did John keep a straight face during the vaccine cicada bit? A true professional. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @rachelrachel9152

    @rachelrachel9152

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well the actual thing looks to have been green screened in

  • @kidagirl99

    @kidagirl99

    Жыл бұрын

    Same thing with the egg bit. Either he fully committed to that bit, or he legitimately is a bird in disguise.

  • @Rattrap007

    @Rattrap007

    Жыл бұрын

    I too laughed my ass off. The jokes they do on this series are amazing.

  • @lw1zfog

    @lw1zfog

    Жыл бұрын

    cos he’s not funny now, never was. failing uk comedians always go stateside.

  • @slackblabbath8528

    @slackblabbath8528

    Жыл бұрын

    A true sociopath more like it. Watch American Psych ffs

  • @adrianm.6676
    @adrianm.66763 жыл бұрын

    Rarely does a joke shock me these days.. But that Kennedy one was extraordinary.

  • @JariahxSynn

    @JariahxSynn

    3 жыл бұрын

    You didn't know it hit you, like the bullet that hit Kennedy.

  • @56BBS

    @56BBS

    3 жыл бұрын

    Came here for this!

  • @hangukhiphop

    @hangukhiphop

    3 жыл бұрын

    I liked it in isolate but it totally seems out of place in this segment (and perhaps this show altogether) LOL

  • @moonshinejack

    @moonshinejack

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, it really blew my mind.

  • @agentstepp

    @agentstepp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right?

  • @tr1co0
    @tr1co03 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never heard a more crystal clear cry for help than “I long to be an egg and/or guinea pig”

  • @BeakerButch420

    @BeakerButch420

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was pretty concerning ngl

  • @jiaswan22

    @jiaswan22

    3 жыл бұрын

    After living in an empty void for so long, John is probably desperate for a change of scenery. He wishes to cross the guinea pig bridge to a new world.

  • @ladylucia917

    @ladylucia917

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jiaswan22 💜

  • @ProjectEchoshadow

    @ProjectEchoshadow

    3 жыл бұрын

    🥚

  • @RoseEyed

    @RoseEyed

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know 2020 part 2 is fucked when you go from wanting to regress into childhood to wanting to regress to our pre-mammalian state

  • @mikeserot1410
    @mikeserot14102 жыл бұрын

    I nearly spit water all over my desk when he made that Kennedy joke! Holy shit!

  • @gwynetharisto2944
    @gwynetharisto29442 жыл бұрын

    As someone from a third world country, I'm envious that US even have the privilege to have so many unfilled appointments. Meanwhile, countries like us here in Southeast Asia are getting desperate to get more supply for vaccines because so many people are in need of it yet are finding it difficult to get vaccinated because of lack of supply. Then countries like the US still have so many people not going to their appointments...

  • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli

    @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's because the government shut down businesses in violation of the 1st Amendment at the start with no evidence that closures did anything, meanwhile the ones making the rules continued to go out, getting their haircuts, not wearing masks. So at this point it's not about the Vx being safe, effective, or the right thing to do. They've made proponents of liberty the enemy, so it's their duty to defy.

  • @adrianashilling2573

    @adrianashilling2573

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is pretty sad. We are a nation of dummies.

  • @gungagalunga9040

    @gungagalunga9040

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do yourself a favour. Don't get it. The medium and long term effects are unknown.

  • @RomanticPhantom0

    @RomanticPhantom0

    2 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I am disgusted by it too. I truly wish some of us were brighter. I personally hate to waste.

  • @RomanticPhantom0

    @RomanticPhantom0

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gungagalunga9040 get out of here.

  • @ericseanbrotto
    @ericseanbrotto3 жыл бұрын

    That Kennedy joke was so harsh it actually made me feel like it was ‘too soon’ even though it’s 50 years later lol

  • @benjamingardner3314

    @benjamingardner3314

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's 60 years later. Yeah, I keep thinking the 90s were ten years ago too.

  • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC

    @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@benjamingardner3314 Same. *sigh*

  • @robertwhite6174

    @robertwhite6174

    3 жыл бұрын

    I spit coffee all over my desk.

  • @sarimolta5250

    @sarimolta5250

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree.

  • @RAD6150

    @RAD6150

    3 жыл бұрын

    You could see on his face: Imma get a call from headquarters.

  • @ticktock2000x
    @ticktock2000x3 жыл бұрын

    Spring of 2020: "Why the hell is it taking so long for these scientists to make a covid vaccine!?!" Spring of 2021: "Why the hell did those scientists make that vaccine so fast?!?"

  • @TLombardo18

    @TLombardo18

    3 жыл бұрын

    All coming from the same people who didn’t want to shut down or do bare minimum mitigations in the first place.

  • @jeremiahshaw9349

    @jeremiahshaw9349

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nobody was saying that in the first place

  • @chriscarlone527

    @chriscarlone527

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TLombardo18 Generalization

  • @Anna133199

    @Anna133199

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who said that in 2020? I never heard anybody say that on TV nor in real life.

  • @EdaugEthanbYT

    @EdaugEthanbYT

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s the GQP for you

  • @jimsimpson2820
    @jimsimpson2820 Жыл бұрын

    Your vaccination protects me, my vaccination protects you.

  • @TheFangirlOtaku
    @TheFangirlOtaku2 жыл бұрын

    "My mom is experiencing some side effects from the vaccine. What was it you said you were experiencing, mom?" "Bein' a boss ass bitch" Lmao 🤣

  • @crispy7335
    @crispy73353 жыл бұрын

    Holy fuck, that Kennedy joke was the second most brutal shot a Kennedy has taken.

  • @nikki5095

    @nikki5095

    3 жыл бұрын

    👏

  • @TheNoyouyesme

    @TheNoyouyesme

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂🤣

  • @eduardomolinov

    @eduardomolinov

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment.

  • @AndersJackson

    @AndersJackson

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did see what you did there. :-D

  • @drew9221

    @drew9221

    3 жыл бұрын

    3rd

  • @BruceWaynesaysLandBack
    @BruceWaynesaysLandBack3 жыл бұрын

    “The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s Mouth than the back of a Kennedy’s head” gotdaum

  • @drewgoin8849

    @drewgoin8849

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was, by far, the most disturbing thing I have ever heard the Toucan of Depression-Inducing Wisdom utter.

  • @exsimon

    @exsimon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ykes, perhaps a bit too far

  • @jacobhoth9158

    @jacobhoth9158

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@exsimon yeah, its too soon :((((

  • @MasterTRL

    @MasterTRL

    3 жыл бұрын

    THAT was the moment I paused the video to see if its already the top comment.

  • @uncledubpowermetal

    @uncledubpowermetal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MasterTRL SAME lol

  • @user-fp3yc9hm6m
    @user-fp3yc9hm6m2 жыл бұрын

    Picture this: You’re on the Titanic. The ship is sinking. All the lifeboats are taken. Leonardo Decaprio found a piece of floating plank and made a makeshift floatation device. You refuse to get on because it was “rushed”. You drown.

  • @mortuos557

    @mortuos557

    2 жыл бұрын

    way better movie xD

  • @Strommel1

    @Strommel1

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would seem like while he did float, he died from hypothermia.

  • @user-fp3yc9hm6m

    @user-fp3yc9hm6m

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Strommel1 “Complications”

  • @Astraeus..

    @Astraeus..

    2 жыл бұрын

    You clearly didn't watch to the end of the movie, cause he fu@$ing died anyway.....

  • @mortuos557

    @mortuos557

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Astraeus.. you clearly didn't read the comment, cause we're talking about her not him.

  • @jessieward7340
    @jessieward7340 Жыл бұрын

    The messed up thing was during this time frame alot of people like myself were so overwhelmed at work that we had no time to do anything but work and sleep. We didn't even get lunch breaks. Thankfully alot of the craziness in retail had slowed down and I have since been able to get vaccinated

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore3 жыл бұрын

    Calling it now; The Season Finale will reveal that John's "Void" this year was the inside of an Egg all along

  • @marching27

    @marching27

    3 жыл бұрын

    OH DAM you wrote what I thought... but he lacks the fluid.

  • @Angie_Onaleta

    @Angie_Onaleta

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna revisit your comment when it's revealed to give you a emoji hi-five.🙌🏿

  • @thatrandomswedishperson

    @thatrandomswedishperson

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its been an egg this whole time? Always has been **cocks gun**

  • @maschaorsomething

    @maschaorsomething

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thatrandomswedishperson Cocks gun, but the gun is actually the shape of the animal.

  • @PIXPromosMore

    @PIXPromosMore

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thatrandomswedishperson Not always; last year he was inside the year 2020 (before he blew it up)

  • @boland73
    @boland732 жыл бұрын

    Being a Mike in Baltimore really makes this video hit different 😳

  • @Jeridiculous

    @Jeridiculous

    2 жыл бұрын

    John is calling you out, Mike. Someone has to keep you accountable

  • @iza-dorabull728

    @iza-dorabull728

    2 жыл бұрын

    We know you're a good guy Mike

  • @skandiii6868

    @skandiii6868

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did you get vaccinated yet, MIKE????

  • @Jushin15

    @Jushin15

    2 жыл бұрын

    Get the vaccine, Mike

  • @phutipooe8760

    @phutipooe8760

    2 жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @emiliemanes4995
    @emiliemanes49952 жыл бұрын

    "Bein' a boss ass bitch" made me laugh so hard 😭

  • @alex_enbee
    @alex_enbee2 жыл бұрын

    The sad thing about this video is that I took John’s words to heart. I have two elderly grandparents with comorbidities and both of my parents have comorbidities who all blatantly refuse to get the vaccine. I tried to convince then and was unable to. I got super close to convincing my grandparents and my mother talked them out of it. Then all four of them got Covid, my dad was hospitalized, my grandparents looked like they were about five minutes away from death, and my mother literally told me it is the worst she’s ever felt in her entire life. I had to watch all four of them be so sick and take care of them knowing it was preventable. I was the only one in my family that was well during this time because I got the vaccine. And yet despite the fact that I lived with my parents at the time, and I was spending a bunch of time with my grandparents taking care of them, I never got sick. Because I got a vaccine! Yet somehow that still wasn’t enough to convince them. Because after they were all better none of them got the shot. My parents think that having gotten covid means that they can’t get it again and even though I’ve told them that’s not true they don’t care. It boggles my mind that no matter what I do they are so steadfast in their ridiculous dangerous decision. Watching this video again after all thats happened, listening to John plead To try to convince my family I’m just so sad. I tried and it wasn’t enough

  • @garrett7259

    @garrett7259

    2 жыл бұрын

    People with the vaccine are getting COVID. Weather they would have gotten the vaccine or not they would probably still have gotten infected by the virus. Do yourself a favor man, and not burden yourself with such guilt. The world was hit by surprise by a manufacturer virus out of Wuhan China. This is not your fault at all.....

  • @alex_enbee

    @alex_enbee

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@garrett7259 i appreciate the sentiment but ur a lot less likely to die if you get the vaccine and get covid. They can get it again and with these new varrients I’m worried they won’t survive it this time. Plus it’s not even just about them, they’re putting the lives of so many other people who also are at a high risk of dying in jeopardy by refusing to get the vaccine. Quite honestly I think they’re being selfish and it annoys me so much that they claim to be such selfless Logical smart people who makes such a dumb illogical selfish choice.

  • @kinagrill

    @kinagrill

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sadly it's all based on one guy's faulty research cuz he wanted MMR vaccines to be done in parts... cuz he had a stake in such business so of course he wanted more people to purchase THAT instead. and that's from like the 90s iirc, yet people still believe those old, proven-false statements... :(

  • @kinagrill

    @kinagrill

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alex_enbee Exactly. I mean you can still get the flu again even if you already got that version... your body is just faster at killing it off before any wider symptoms ends up showing.

  • @brianna5183

    @brianna5183

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know this exact feeling. Last august my father got COVID and was one of the people who claimed it was a "plandemic" fake, that the vaccine was somehow a plan for eugenics. he did not ever speak like this before getting absorbed into fox news and other far right media. his condition got worse and worse, and i would sit by his hospital bed all day while he was on the ventilator feeling so helpless. my mother didn't even get vaccinated or get my siblings vaccinated after everything we went through. we were told we should move him to hospice because he wasn't going to make it. he finally came home in mid january but he's permanently disabled. i tried so hard to convince them. i thought maybe if he lived his opinion would change because he expressed fear and regret for being unvaccinated right before he was sedated. yesterday he sent me a video from TruNews saying that people who got vaccinated were injected with HIV and have AIDS. i feel so powerless because my entire family is so indoctrinated.

  • @abbybrown8252
    @abbybrown82523 жыл бұрын

    Someone give that poor intern in the cicada costume an acting award. Literally cant make facial expressions yet conveyed so many emotions in 10 seconds that had me crying due to laughter

  • @richardkanemusic

    @richardkanemusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love that comment so much

  • @bakenkilla4808

    @bakenkilla4808

    3 жыл бұрын

    I seriously don't know why HBO lets him spend money on shit like this lmaooo As soon as he started talking about the cicada I knew what was coming lol

  • @Esteban_Abarca

    @Esteban_Abarca

    3 жыл бұрын

    He makes a great addition to the Last Week Tonight Mascot league. Yeah, give him a chance to prove himself John. lol

  • @FALCO64125

    @FALCO64125

    3 жыл бұрын

    While cicada mascot was indeed funny, I can't help but feel like my sense of humor may be a wee bit too dark as the Kennedy joke is what did me in for three minutes straight...

  • @ariadventures2289

    @ariadventures2289

    3 жыл бұрын

    So many emotions!!!!!!!!

  • @bjornwegener3233
    @bjornwegener32333 жыл бұрын

    If the microchip tech would exists: Apple or Elon Musk would buy it, create a hyped commercial for how cool and new it is and people would line up around the block to get it.

  • @juliejay5436

    @juliejay5436

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeap!

  • @Kabcr

    @Kabcr

    3 жыл бұрын

    They already have. It's called a Tesla and an iPhone.

  • @aJoats

    @aJoats

    3 жыл бұрын

    But will I get uninterrupted 5G?

  • @P1ranh4

    @P1ranh4

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup, it wouldn't be a hidden tech. We'd already have them for different purposes and know about the possibility. The possibility for this scenario doesn't exist yet

  • @armija

    @armija

    3 жыл бұрын

    My thought exactly. If at any point somebody decides to put chips into people, they should simply say that it gives discount on McDonalds or smthing like that and all of these anti vaxers would pay to get it...

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane45232 жыл бұрын

    “I would love to be able to shit, shower, shave, kiss my family, and brush my teeth, all at the same time, unfortunately I have only been able to do 3 of those things but I am do close to that fourth.” I spend a good amount of time laughing at both the thought of that, and trying to figure out which of those he was referring to.

  • @janelebenson1102

    @janelebenson1102

    2 жыл бұрын

    sitting here reading the comments while watching literally trying to figure out the same thing, hoping "shit" and "shower" weren't both apart of the 3..

  • @Diphenhydra

    @Diphenhydra

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, In trying to figure it out we have to understand that shower and family are probably not together, just like shit and family would not be together. I would also be hesitant to say shave and teeth would be together, though it is possible, would be very hard. Therefore, the logical conclusion is shit shower and shave. Shit standing up while you wash with one hand and shave with the other. I would also accept shit shower and teeth

  • @rebekah1101

    @rebekah1101

    5 ай бұрын

    I hesitate to think that the first three are the ones that go together (or that first one with any other combination for that matter) so I'm going to go with the most feasible combination, IMO, which is shower, shave and brush his teeth, because I do all three of those at the same time myself. Lol.

  • @lololettucew4752
    @lololettucew47522 жыл бұрын

    Why does Tucker sound like he’s permanently going through puberty and also a toddler permanently asking, “Why?”

  • @TchockyPuritan
    @TchockyPuritan3 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations John on the quickest wedding jinx in American history: Bill is getting divorced.

  • @AanShovon

    @AanShovon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can you give me the interview link?

  • @DelianSK131

    @DelianSK131

    3 жыл бұрын

    You figure he could just flip on the microchip and tell her "no."

  • @MissCalaMari

    @MissCalaMari

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love that a comment on a LWT video is the way I first heard about this.

  • @cwsechler

    @cwsechler

    3 жыл бұрын

    With no prenup either...ouch

  • @marcroberts5251

    @marcroberts5251

    3 жыл бұрын

    He'll be alright, he'll make it up in about a year

  • @eljison
    @eljison3 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant. "that guy promised six words, said seven words, and counted five..."

  • @HelloMello91

    @HelloMello91

    3 жыл бұрын

    i spat my water - especially at the end i didn't expect him to call back to it again hahah

  • @HawX192

    @HawX192

    3 жыл бұрын

    that was too funny

  • @Wenisssss

    @Wenisssss

    3 жыл бұрын

    In his defense the and shouldn’t be counted really. He was giving his reasons why.

  • @alecwhatshisname5170
    @alecwhatshisname51702 жыл бұрын

    I fainted at both shots. Not because of the shots, but because I have vasovagal syncope. I feel feint looking at raw meat, and also when I look at blood or even think of it. I have a deathly fear of needles and writing this paragraph made my heart flutter and my legs shake. I got both shots. But I couldn’t get my sister to take it at all. She’s 19 and she just got pregnant and Covid, and now she can’t get the shot because she’s pregnant apparently. I don’t know what to do.

  • @yuriGreen94

    @yuriGreen94

    4 ай бұрын

    You have my respect for taking the shot despite your symptoms!

  • @Cueball3331
    @Cueball333112 күн бұрын

    I'm going to use this as a "history of the virus" lecture. This is what we lived through, it changed the course of history... And in 80 years, people will look back on us and say "What a the Fuck!?!"

  • @emmadipompo2628
    @emmadipompo26283 жыл бұрын

    It is 2:30 am. I was about to go to bed. Now we're learning. Thanks john.

  • @westonchristensen1158

    @westonchristensen1158

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mood😂

  • @kitchengun751

    @kitchengun751

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo same

  • @houdini6465

    @houdini6465

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ditto lmao. I’ll stay up to sunrise for Daddy Oliver

  • @tylerhackner9731

    @tylerhackner9731

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally same lol, it’s 1:38 AM here in Minneapolis

  • @joshuadicapua848

    @joshuadicapua848

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same lmao

  • @tylertracey8207
    @tylertracey82072 жыл бұрын

    That Bill Gates joke about not telling his wife things aged perfectly

  • @ryanholloway9645

    @ryanholloway9645

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes the irony of not microchipping Bill.

  • @kashmirwillwin3124

    @kashmirwillwin3124

    2 жыл бұрын

    The pressure of telling things can get to people so much that they could get suicided in a heavily guarded prison cell

  • @iamprasad88

    @iamprasad88

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bill gates would like to live in that egg now

  • @kissthesky40

    @kissthesky40

    2 жыл бұрын

    Soy

  • @cynthiavaldez5941

    @cynthiavaldez5941

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@iamprasad88 This is such an underrated comment.

  • @ibrahimbachat2275
    @ibrahimbachat22752 жыл бұрын

    I love the way John Oliver explain this.. The best so far

  • @WeirdoChocolateLover
    @WeirdoChocolateLover2 жыл бұрын

    John Oliver: *egg monologue* John Oliver's significant other: ...Do you need to talk about something?

  • @andrewschwartz5743
    @andrewschwartz57433 жыл бұрын

    "Way to fumble at the one yard line, science" Brilliant. Also an English man using an American football idiom. Poetic.

  • @jonathanpatch5281

    @jonathanpatch5281

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right. The "old" John Oliver would have said something like: "Way to find the cow's corner just at grave diggers' biscuits."

  • @DismemberTheAlamo

    @DismemberTheAlamo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hes an American citizen, hes using a Football idiom ^_-

  • @tyleralmquist7606

    @tyleralmquist7606

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least it’s not throwing a pick on the one yard line (goes and cries in the corner)

  • @aldobonaso3481

    @aldobonaso3481

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DismemberTheAlamo Hand-egg* idiom.

  • @pythonanywhere3392

    @pythonanywhere3392

    3 жыл бұрын

    American football is the only football.

  • @ShabazzTBL
    @ShabazzTBL3 жыл бұрын

    Alex Jones: “I got the studies.” *doesn’t show study*

  • @martinmuller4635

    @martinmuller4635

    3 жыл бұрын

    As usual...

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696

    @bazzfromthebackground3696

    3 жыл бұрын

    The voices tell him his studies are right

  • @myronaustin

    @myronaustin

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm shocked he's still spewing bullshit, but liars never stop lying. . . Especially when they are scamming cash from it.

  • @littlemusic4x

    @littlemusic4x

    3 жыл бұрын

    Slaps study to prove a point.

  • @bluegravestone58

    @bluegravestone58

    3 жыл бұрын

    But he slapped a bunch of paper sitting on his desk, so he must have the studies!

  • @TheFrankiejohnson
    @TheFrankiejohnson2 жыл бұрын

    “That’s the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy head”🤣😂 uhahahahaha he did not

  • @AlexanderPenman

    @AlexanderPenman

    2 жыл бұрын

    Funniest thing he's ever said

  • @littlecheeseburger_51

    @littlecheeseburger_51

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh, that's what I said. I don't think I've ever seen John get so dark and I love it hahahaha.

  • @Angry5704

    @Angry5704

    2 жыл бұрын

    And the worst thing to go through a Kennedy's mouth is the back of the Kennedy's throat.

  • @bryanschaefer7616

    @bryanschaefer7616

    2 жыл бұрын

    That took me a few seconds...I'm like wait I gotta go back did I hear that right?? hahaha!! My god!

  • @Angry5704

    @Angry5704

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Bahan Simerkh Kinda.

  • @jonathanthorpe4228
    @jonathanthorpe4228 Жыл бұрын

    This will not age well

  • @azstmpr
    @azstmpr3 жыл бұрын

    My friend Mike in Baltimore is now getting the vaccine because John yelled at him.

  • @makeracistsafraidagain

    @makeracistsafraidagain

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's good to have Mike on board.

  • @MegaCadr

    @MegaCadr

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t believe things I read in KZread comments, but I want to believe this so hard.

  • @ChefMimsy

    @ChefMimsy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whatever it takes. It sux when friends die.

  • @azstmpr

    @azstmpr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MegaCadr you and me both 🙂

  • @palbo4

    @palbo4

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol this is real? I was wondering how Mikes in Baltimore would react to this

  • @bakarenibsheut12
    @bakarenibsheut123 жыл бұрын

    That egg bit in the middle was a masterpiece. Weird, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at the same time. One of the funniest and most unexpected bits on this show in a while.

  • @tgwnn

    @tgwnn

    3 жыл бұрын

    as a vegan, I unsubbed and reported.

  • @Fischstix95

    @Fischstix95

    3 жыл бұрын

    John is always awakening things in us. Egg time doesn't seem so bad.

  • @Robert_McGarry_Poems

    @Robert_McGarry_Poems

    3 жыл бұрын

    When he turned sideways, yearning for the eggcellence of the yolk, I swore I could see it ... his beak. It was magnificent! 🥺

  • @bobmckoolky5346

    @bobmckoolky5346

    3 жыл бұрын

    Classic John Oliver.

  • @Bluecho4

    @Bluecho4

    3 жыл бұрын

    And further evidence that John is actually a Toucan. He's simply giving voice to his desire to regress to the primal bliss of his pre-hatching existence.

  • @montysloungetv
    @montysloungetv Жыл бұрын

    9 pages of side effects

  • @The867530910

    @The867530910

    Жыл бұрын

    i hear getting laid is a side effect. You should try it

  • @FordFalcon1962nBlue

    @FordFalcon1962nBlue

    Жыл бұрын

    ok karen

  • @theviewer6889

    @theviewer6889

    Жыл бұрын

    1. It lists ALL potential side effects. This includes ones that have a chance of 1 in a million. If I was to list every single possible way someone could get hurt while outside, then being struck by lightning would be on that list, despite it's absolutely tiny chance. The vast majority of extremely negative side effects are the ones that are equivalent to lightning strikes. 2. Remember, ALL side effects. This includes minor ones, like having a sore arm for a few days. Do you really think that feeling kinda groggy for 24 hours is that bad? 3. Have you ever seen the side effects for any medications? My iron tablets have a huge list of side effects. If you want a prime example of a huge side effect list, look at any form of pill contraceptive. Seriously, those lists are ridiculous. 4. Covid is worse. There is a high chance of having permanent negative side effects. Like, we're talking Olympians not being able to climb the stairs without being out of breath level bad.

  • @thegreaterconversation

    @thegreaterconversation

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theviewer6889 why are people that once promoted it now denouncing it? Why is there excess mortality now that the jabs have been rolled out, but not in 2020?

  • @Tenescra
    @Tenescra3 жыл бұрын

    "It is the worst thing to come out a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head" holy shit John lmfao

  • @zeronotdu

    @zeronotdu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Daaaaaaaaamn 😂

  • @kevinhale4921

    @kevinhale4921

    3 жыл бұрын

    I literally laughed out loud....sick.

  • @BigLord

    @BigLord

    3 жыл бұрын

    He said that line so quickly and I almost choked on my food when I heard and understood it, fucking hell that was almost deadly!

  • @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr

    @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cf

  • @ahsanhabibj0y

    @ahsanhabibj0y

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shots fired

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT3 жыл бұрын

    The whole “egg” rant was surprisingly calming.

  • @lightlysaltedcalmingvlogsa7286

    @lightlysaltedcalmingvlogsa7286

    3 жыл бұрын

    We all want to be egg

  • @MissSeaShell

    @MissSeaShell

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am egg 😌🥚

  • @grayalmeida9622

    @grayalmeida9622

    3 жыл бұрын

    Egg time

  • @MissSeaShell

    @MissSeaShell

    3 жыл бұрын

    Egg time 10:20 you're welcome

  • @khamfai

    @khamfai

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was meant to be ASMR 😌

  • @mladenakovic9827
    @mladenakovic9827 Жыл бұрын

    Mike from Baltimore laughing

  • @tylerd.5694
    @tylerd.569410 ай бұрын

    How can you test for long term side effects when you don't conduct long term studies.

  • @subishii
    @subishii3 жыл бұрын

    That JFK joke was brutal and he just sailed through it like it was nothing

  • @colleenfinnerty2103

    @colleenfinnerty2103

    3 жыл бұрын

    I legit had to go back and watch it again to make sure I heard what I thought I heard.

  • @mrwonder8470

    @mrwonder8470

    3 жыл бұрын

    There was something so unusual about that. A guy from another country coming at an assinated, beloved former president of the country he’s now in. It’s almost like someone is testing to see the social media reaction and if it can be squashed

  • @joechapman8208

    @joechapman8208

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mrwonder8470 How was he "coming at" JFK? The point of the joke wasn't to take the piss out of JFK or to say the assassination didn't matter. It was a joke about the common phrase "the worst [x] since [y]", where the joke part is that it's taken to ridiculous levels. If he was disrespecting JFK, the joke wouldn't work.

  • @jackpeterson305

    @jackpeterson305

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mrwonder8470 snowflake

  • @leavingitblank9363

    @leavingitblank9363

    3 жыл бұрын

    @subishi, Exactly! It was ghastly, but hilarious! And it only worked because it was barely a blip on the screen. You had to stop and think, "Did I just hear what I think I heard?" which always makes a joke funnier.

  • @patchy_the_pirate5101
    @patchy_the_pirate51013 жыл бұрын

    We need a new segment: John Oliver non sarcastically answers Tucker Carlson's sarcastic questions

  • @DaVe-xb4rk

    @DaVe-xb4rk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or a Tucker Carlson show EVERY season :D

  • @vasimir3183

    @vasimir3183

    3 жыл бұрын

    OKAY BUT ACTUALLY

  • @racheltucker8054

    @racheltucker8054

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally here for that

  • @johnkesich8696

    @johnkesich8696

    3 жыл бұрын

    The stock answer to Carson's questions is, "because you're a nasty idiot."

  • @smirky-shrugs

    @smirky-shrugs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well there's a reason we'll never see John Oliver and Tucker Carlson sit down and hash things out, and it's not simply because they hate each other LOL

  • @thetransferaccount4586
    @thetransferaccount45862 ай бұрын

    i'd like an update

  • @kaz5150619
    @kaz51506192 жыл бұрын

    Had my 2 Pfizer Vaccine jabs and no bad side effects a bit of fatigue for 2 days after but otherwise fine

  • @rzwitdauncut

    @rzwitdauncut

    2 жыл бұрын

    you forgot your booster shots. also im very curious on the having baby part. go see if you procreate. let us know how it went.

  • @Collin_J
    @Collin_J3 жыл бұрын

    “you scrunch-faced fear baboon” is quite possibly the nicest thing John has ever called Tucker

  • @dannyv161

    @dannyv161

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes dummies dont take experimental vaccines with no human trails

  • @thomasr7129

    @thomasr7129

    3 жыл бұрын

    and it is also way too nice.

  • @chrisprilloisebola

    @chrisprilloisebola

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinda racist

  • @Danilium

    @Danilium

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dannyv161 indeed you'd need to be a dummy, since there were experimental trials before the vaccine was approved.

  • @justinokraski3796

    @justinokraski3796

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dannyv161 it's a good thing the Covid vaccines had human trials so I can sidestep those double negatives altogether

  • @MarkerKevin
    @MarkerKevin3 жыл бұрын

    I was one who kept saying, "I'll get it eventually". After seeing John show how easy it is to find a center, I looked up the nearest place to me and got it scheduled while listening. Much love for all you and your team does, John.

  • @mewho8057

    @mewho8057

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you! It can be hard to move from wanting to do something to doing it, there's mental energy involved in that shift that sometimes can be difficult to spare.

  • @beth3531

    @beth3531

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good luck

  • @scooooter37

    @scooooter37

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got my first one a week and a half ago, after trying to schedule it for a couple of weeks. I felt lucky to find a spot at CVS 15 miles away. Yesterday, I was shopping in my local CVS and they announced on the loudspeaker that anyone wanting the vaccine could get it right then and there.

  • @ShastaMusic

    @ShastaMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did the same. It was hard to find an appointment near me for a while, so I sort of just gave up on it. But I'm officially scheduled to get my first dose tomorrow morning!

  • @whatevergina9401

    @whatevergina9401

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I got it because my TV told me to." You're paragon of virtue and intelligence. 🤡 It was worse than the disease for these people who became a paralyzed from the neck down www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/bethel-park-woman-paralyzed-12-hours-after-getting-first-dose-pfizer-vaccine-doctors-searching-answers/ZSYTEX4H4FHKDFVSPGS3ILJZUI/%3foutputType=amp www.wsmv.com/news/woman-lies-paralyzed-in-nashville-hospital-says-it-happened-after-she-received-pfizer-vaccine/article_78f1b8fa-a4a0-11eb-af84-3311a4f153c0.html www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/04/15/man-partially-paralyzed-unable-to-talk-after-jj-vaccine/amp/ www.fox8live.com/2021/01/21/lsu-health-neurologist-says-link-between-covid-infection-guillain-barre-well-documented/

  • @JacintaColvin
    @JacintaColvin2 жыл бұрын

    Can I like this multiple times? Good on you for explaining this so clearly.

  • @gungagalunga9040

    @gungagalunga9040

    Жыл бұрын

    How are the jabs going for you?

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans2 жыл бұрын

    "That was the worst thing to come out of a kennedy's mouth since the back of a kenedy's head" has to be one of the funniest lines i've ever heard

  • @Who-vt9oh
    @Who-vt9oh3 жыл бұрын

    Well, mission accomplished, John. My name is Mike and I just scheduled my vaccine appointment. But, I've never been to Baltimore...

  • @utezahn3174

    @utezahn3174

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’ll make a nice trip, then! 🤓

  • @JWumbo

    @JWumbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    My name is not Mike but same. Its hard for me to get out of the house but I will for this episode.

  • @kingfatiusiii4744

    @kingfatiusiii4744

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JWumbo Good man!

  • @geoffreygilsdorf215

    @geoffreygilsdorf215

    3 жыл бұрын

    One day you're going to have a layover in Baltimore, remember this, and immediately shit yourself laughing.

  • @ECSizemore

    @ECSizemore

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been to Baltimore many times

  • @jnewcomb
    @jnewcomb3 жыл бұрын

    "You scrunch-faced, fear baboon." 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @AlexisJoy006

    @AlexisJoy006

    3 жыл бұрын

    His face stayed scrunched up 🤣 Like what the hell?

  • @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr

    @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mi

  • @Ass_of_Amalek

    @Ass_of_Amalek

    3 жыл бұрын

    please decomma that sentence

  • @Inckman452
    @Inckman4522 жыл бұрын

    Wow, I kind of lowkey want to live in an egg now.

  • @robinmoreno76
    @robinmoreno762 жыл бұрын

    I laughed my ass of when that sacada came in 🤣

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone2 жыл бұрын

    "We want a vaccine now!!" Vaccine is now available. "Oooooh, too fast."

  • @HowTwo007

    @HowTwo007

    2 жыл бұрын

    The people who wanted the vaccine and those saying its too fast are not the same people.

  • @bartkorol611

    @bartkorol611

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@HowTwo007 Thank you for saying that.

  • @matt4122

    @matt4122

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Trust science!" Takes years of scientific studies to get it approved by the FDA "Take the vaccine! Why don't you trust science!"

  • @TheNinthGenerarion

    @TheNinthGenerarion

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@matt4122 most of the years are spent in bureaucratic limbo

  • @jacksevert3099

    @jacksevert3099

    2 жыл бұрын

    This was actually me since I hate lines but did get it a week ago

  • @CreedK
    @CreedK3 жыл бұрын

    "Bill and Melinda now divorcing" What have you done John!?

  • @jackstraw4129

    @jackstraw4129

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure he's raised more money for charity than you have.

  • @IAmHereForeve

    @IAmHereForeve

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now we know the vaccine doesn't have mind control.

  • @suen5006

    @suen5006

    3 жыл бұрын

    John did it

  • @mrush8129
    @mrush8129 Жыл бұрын

    Aged like milk

  • @mrush8129

    @mrush8129

    Жыл бұрын

    @Jack Smith The good thing about being a conspiracy theorist is that I don't die suddenly from a climate change heart attack.

  • @mrush8129

    @mrush8129

    Жыл бұрын

    @Jack Smith what about all the soccer players that died suddenly after being vaccinated?

  • @everythingbutthegirlfan762
    @everythingbutthegirlfan762 Жыл бұрын

    Still haven't gotten it!

  • @everythingbutthegirlfan762

    @everythingbutthegirlfan762

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-lk4no3vo8q Nice try bot.

  • @littleredridinghood5092

    @littleredridinghood5092

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Jack Smith Hows the blood clotting?

  • @JK_JK_JK

    @JK_JK_JK

    11 ай бұрын

    @@JackSmith-mk1ru What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

  • @otterhunter6117
    @otterhunter61173 жыл бұрын

    Please give the vaccine cicada a hug for me. (Also tell the person in the suit they did an excellent job at portraying emotions in a suit.)

  • @zachgaskins3731

    @zachgaskins3731

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think at one point it was trying to give the folded-up-arm salute but they were too stubby to manage :(

  • @Collin_J

    @Collin_J

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vaccine cicada should get the Emmy this year

  • @oldgus01

    @oldgus01

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seconded. Additionally, let's make that cicada a legend.

  • @maddietrivitayakhun8922

    @maddietrivitayakhun8922

    3 жыл бұрын

    I stan the vaccine cicada

  • @SoraShadowdancer

    @SoraShadowdancer

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was the antenna and the big eyes that did it for me, lol.

  • @Fiyaaaahh
    @Fiyaaaahh3 жыл бұрын

    The writer who made the Kennedy joke deserves a bonus. Damn that was dark. I love it.

  • @stevenherr4716

    @stevenherr4716

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't be good if one of the Kennedy family was watching.

  • @JustinAndCars

    @JustinAndCars

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@macmcskullface1004 right . If you wanna get technical .. nothing is a new idea... everything is recycled & refreshed

  • @Monster-st7cr

    @Monster-st7cr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @JCT check it out, it's the buzzkill that responds to all your memes with "yeah, I saw it on reddit"

  • @sabriandf.4612

    @sabriandf.4612

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had to take a moment after that one. FFS that was dark.

  • @earthcandleco

    @earthcandleco

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stevenherr4716 Senator Kennedy isn’t related to “The Kennedy’s”

  • @bellingdog
    @bellingdog9 ай бұрын

    It is very interesting to see this 2 years on and wonder if John Oliver still holds to this view of belittling those who did question it.

  • @MrDukeeeey

    @MrDukeeeey

    9 ай бұрын

    Imagine getting your medical advice from a 'comedian' on tv.

  • @FourLightsOfficial

    @FourLightsOfficial

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@MrDukeeeeyFaucci?

  • @asherbecker5997
    @asherbecker59975 ай бұрын

    I think Mike from Baltimore died from myocarditis

  • @mikek2971
    @mikek29713 жыл бұрын

    Ok when he called out Mike, I was like "Da fuq. I got my shot" But also "yes News Daddy, yell at me!"

  • @cassidyclay463

    @cassidyclay463

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish I was Mike 😔

  • @acechandler6440

    @acechandler6440

    2 жыл бұрын

    Neither the pfizer nor moderna trials tested for transmission. A vaccine is supposed to stop transmission in addition to providing immunity, whereas these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission and therefore don’t contribute to preventing future mutations. These drugs are experimental therapies, not “vaccines” in the traditional sense. Efficacy data, even from Israel, is based on an asymptomatic response to subsequent viral re-exposure and NOT on transmission. You can still catch covid and have it replicate in your body even after both jabs plus the two week waiting period (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33320052/), (look at the president of Argentina if you’d like an example). The antibodies that you produce in response to the antigen of these inoculations are predominantly “non-neutralizing” as opposed to being mostly neutralizing antibodies like from an ordinary live attenuated vaccine. C-19 Survival rates: Survival rate (age 20-49): 99.98% Survival rate (age 0-19) : 99.997% (img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/99d35b02-a5cb-41e6-ad80-a070f8a5ee17/WhitePaper_ExperimentalVaccinesCovid-19_Feb23.pdf ) If you do a proper risk/reward analysis, taking the experimental jabs being pushed through emergency use authorization (and lack full FDA approval)...should not be in your best interest. Especially for teenagers given the survival rate of their demographic. Personally, I’d rather use treatments such as ivermectin and proper vitamin supplementation (which actually have LT testing behind them). Ivermectin has a ~99% successful treatment rate in early-catch cases and has been studied since 1981, therefore long term adverse effects are weathered out and have been mentioned (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/#sec9title ) This isn’t the case with these types of inoculations. There’s been several failed animal trials trying to innoculate against SARS coronavirus using the spike protein antigen which resulted in long-term autoimmune disorders and endothelial damage. Animal studies utilizing S protein antigen for coronavirus www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7943455/ www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/ -- Potential risks of LT neurodegenerative disorders www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3372647/ pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21358640/ ^Addressed in a more simplistic manner throughout this synopsis: ijvtpr.com/index.php/IJVTPR/article/view/23/version/37/34 ---- If you try to look this up, you’ll see big tech platforms like google shoving “fact checking” websites at the top of the search engine “debunking” this information to try and control the public narrative hoping people won’t actually dig through the studies. They purposefully leave out key information from the papers and misconstrue their content in order to declare a set of claims as false. It’s important to actually go through the research yourself and do proper due diligence. Reuters, factcheck(dot)org, snopes, etc. are paid out under the table from the 1.25 trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry. It’s clear most people didn’t read the studies, because these “fact checking” websites didn’t actually refute them at all and I’ve read through their arguments. They blatantly disregard key information from these papers hoping that people won’t check it and verify it for themselves. Corruption. Imagine how powerful it is to be able to control the public narrative by telling them what’s real and what’s false without them seeing the actual evidence...

  • @SenatorBluto
    @SenatorBluto6 ай бұрын

    What a shame that nobody is allowed to dispute John Oliver's misinformation due to all the censorship.

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard5492 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't be surprised if the "Six Words" guy was a local Kia salesman.

  • @ayanverma5746
    @ayanverma57463 жыл бұрын

    People *outside US* :- We're waiting for vaccine People *in US* :- We are not taking Vaccine

  • @goblinwisdom

    @goblinwisdom

    3 жыл бұрын

    How the US gets banned from travelling to rest of the world.

  • @blarblablarblar

    @blarblablarblar

    3 жыл бұрын

    to be fair, we are the most vaccinated country both in flat numbers and proportion of population

  • @ikocheratcr

    @ikocheratcr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some people really do not know what they have, while the rest of the world struggles.

  • @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow

    @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blarblablarblar At the moment yeah, but if those rates keep plummeting you may well be the least vaccinated developed country by the end of summer. The Netherlands are slowly trying to catch up in % of population jabbed. I can't wait to make an appointment for mine.

  • @user-xv4id9xx7u

    @user-xv4id9xx7u

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile some prominent politicians, some of whom currently larp as lame duck president and his deputy, told people not to trust the vaccine because it was made while the evil orange man was president so it's inherently bad and untrustworthy. Go figure.

  • @yourmother9834
    @yourmother98343 жыл бұрын

    36 weeks pregnant have an appointment for my second dose tomorrow. I was at Walmart grocery shopping and they said over the loud speaker that they had extra doses, so i got one. Moderna.

  • @saininj

    @saininj

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was in CVS buying food, and when I passed the pharmacy they asked if I was interested in getting he vaccine since people canceled. At the time, it was hard to book and appointments, so of course I said SURE!

  • @Kalel93739

    @Kalel93739

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rip you’re gonna have a lizard baby

  • @osoiatama3198

    @osoiatama3198

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Kalel93739 You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • @rudolfquerstein6710

    @rudolfquerstein6710

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@osoiatama3198 The Lizard baby also will be already vaccinated :P

  • @thrashandburn10221

    @thrashandburn10221

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like that tikt*k where the dude took all the different brands and acted like it was the infinity stones

  • @lw1zfog
    @lw1zfog Жыл бұрын

    the buyer remorse is real, guinea pigs got played. sad.

  • @seigeengine

    @seigeengine

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually, no, we get vaccinated, leading to substantially lower rates of infection, substantially reduced symptoms, and substantially reduced long-term complications. We also got the survival of our vulnerable relatives.

  • @lw1zfog

    @lw1zfog

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seigeengine actually, no, you got duped by a pHARMa state nexus sales drive. badly. best of luck with it all.

  • @seigeengine

    @seigeengine

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reverendjim9378 My neck, face, and chest are fine, as are the necks, faces, and chests of everyone I know, who also has been vaccinated.

  • @seigeengine

    @seigeengine

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reverendjim9378 Yall really failed grade school science, huh?

  • @nolunch4908
    @nolunch49082 жыл бұрын

    Really appreciate it how he did this episode I someone who got the vaccine and had covid I really appreciate it

  • @michaelgargano7627
    @michaelgargano76273 жыл бұрын

    The egg bit is the most gen z humor but he’s ever done

  • @SwordTune

    @SwordTune

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was John just being John. I don't understand what makes it Gen Z humour. Are they obsessed with eggs?

  • @alice-ly4oh

    @alice-ly4oh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SwordTune it's surreal, that's why it's gen z humour. (obviously surrealistic humour is much older than gen z, but that's not the point)

  • @shadowpixie01

    @shadowpixie01

    3 жыл бұрын

    @NPC# 0117 I kinda fall into that statistic more because of mental health (with a kick of financial insecurity for flavor apparently). My anxiety and phobia of needles has led me to panic attacks in the past, and I don't want to waste anyone's time if that happens. I don't do shots well, never have. Not to mention if, like my mother, I have severe side effects (my family has a history of medical preconditions), I can't afford to take time off work until I'm well since I'm living paycheck to paycheck as is (though I'm trying to push myself to do it because god knows I definitely can't afford to get the virus either). Sorry for rambling; this whole situation has just been worrying me so badly.

  • @Durbikins

    @Durbikins

    3 жыл бұрын

    and it sucked.

  • @nenmaster5218

    @nenmaster5218

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hbomberguy made a really good video about this.

  • @monkeybananabob
    @monkeybananabob3 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad that John made a full cicada costume for a 5 second bit

  • @wirelesmike73

    @wirelesmike73

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell, I want that costume.

  • @corbeau-_-

    @corbeau-_-

    3 жыл бұрын

    last episode he showed that he also gets a lot of stuff made that doesn't get used xD Until that episode of showing the useless things, of course!

  • @kaitlynjacobs2340

    @kaitlynjacobs2340

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's not afraid to use that HBO money lmao

  • @dboyworld0

    @dboyworld0

    3 жыл бұрын

    John's union costume person made it

  • @chanceaim_

    @chanceaim_

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was more like 🖐️ forty seconds

  • @monicamason3414
    @monicamason34142 жыл бұрын

    Co-worker was hung up on vaccine side-effects even though her doctors and some co-workers (me included) said it was nothing and Covid itself is worse. ICU for her.

  • @raymondblake5765

    @raymondblake5765

    Жыл бұрын

    It doesn't matter if covid the disease is worse than the vaccine side effects. What matters is 'do the vaccine benefits outweigh the vaccine risks'... And the vaccine benefits are not necessarily equal in magnitude to the risks of the virus.

  • @gungagalunga9040

    @gungagalunga9040

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sure she's fine. Hey, do you know what? I have yet to meet a person who regrets NOT getting the jabs.

  • @joantvedt7878
    @joantvedt7878 Жыл бұрын

    Our 28 year old healthy friend died in his sleep after his second jab

  • @gungagalunga9040

    @gungagalunga9040

    Жыл бұрын

    You need to corner this guy and ask him for comment. He is complicit

  • @softcolly8753

    @softcolly8753

    Жыл бұрын

    @Jack Smith vaccine injury

  • @UndertheNeedle282

    @UndertheNeedle282

    Жыл бұрын

    Autopsy results please.

  • @softcolly8753

    @softcolly8753

    Жыл бұрын

    @Jack Smith 99.97% survival rate for under 70s.

  • @JK_JK_JK

    @JK_JK_JK

    11 ай бұрын

    @@JackSmith-mk1ru What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

  • @jiajitang
    @jiajitang3 жыл бұрын

    Now Bill and Melinda are splitting because he didn't tell her the egg thing.

  • @javierpinon9443

    @javierpinon9443

    3 жыл бұрын

    The timing of this video was too perfect I think John is a warlock

  • @jiajitang

    @jiajitang

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@javierpinon9443 Next time on Fox News: Carlson: John Oliver working covertly as divorce attorney. There's no magic and what's the other potential explanation 🤣

  • @jewdy8915

    @jewdy8915

    3 жыл бұрын

    scholar.google.com/scholar?q=peer+reviewed+mask+efficacy&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&u=%23p%3DnRHpkmODDdAJ

  • @tmbottegal

    @tmbottegal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jewdy8915 You misspelled efficiency.

  • @avimech8546

    @avimech8546

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tmbottegal maybe it’s because he wasn’t spelling efficiency, he was spelling efficacy which is an actual word in itself

  • @nickmajor6849
    @nickmajor68493 жыл бұрын

    Just thought I'd chime in - I hadn't scheduled a vaccine until I watched this episode. Right when John talked about how easy the website was, I paused the video and scheduled my shot at a pharmacy a 5 minute walk from my front door. That's one less percentage point moved over and helping get America healthy again. Mr.Oliver, keep doing your amazing work.

  • @joshuareynolds1545

    @joshuareynolds1545

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for getting the vaccine man. Hopefully more people follow suit

  • @that_auntceleste5848

    @that_auntceleste5848

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love this story. Be well!

  • @erin56329

    @erin56329

    3 жыл бұрын

    Congrats! Thanks for doing your part!

  • @randaroo_2193

    @randaroo_2193

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats awesome!!!

  • @shackdaddy7106

    @shackdaddy7106

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excellent job. You’re not only help yourself but your family and the rest of the country.

  • @Absentimental34
    @Absentimental342 жыл бұрын

    lol was sitting here legitimately stewing in anger over some stuff I have going on but holy shit did the guinea pig bridge snap me out of it instantly for a bit..

  • @kurthill9070
    @kurthill90702 жыл бұрын

    12:34 I've never seen a better guinea pig counter argument than this.

  • @13nwaffles
    @13nwaffles3 жыл бұрын

    This world is so hectic, it makes perfect sense for John to want to return to the egg he hatched out of as a young bird

  • @airplanes_aren.t_real

    @airplanes_aren.t_real

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @tristanneal9552

    @tristanneal9552

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@airplanes_aren.t_real Name and profile pic checks out

  • @airplanes_aren.t_real

    @airplanes_aren.t_real

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tristanneal9552 don't get the name but the profile pick definitely makes sense This whole egg thing seems like one of those "the grass is greener in the neighbors garden" kinda deal mixed with a "I would like to not be in constant stress about money, taxes, time, death, the possibility that society will inevitably collapse and I might be there to witness" kinda thing which I do relate to

  • @florazuideveld2038

    @florazuideveld2038

    3 жыл бұрын

    Loved "The Egg". 😊

  • @DarkSideHome

    @DarkSideHome

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mean... but fair

  • @geterhero
    @geterhero3 жыл бұрын

    As a Mike who is listening to this in the background at work on Monday who hasnt yet gotten vaccinated…. Thanks, I’ll go this week

  • @tylerburney8576

    @tylerburney8576

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice! Move your arm around a lot right after the first dose and try to clear your schedule the day after your second. Hope your side effects aren’t too bad!

  • @BonnibelLecter

    @BonnibelLecter

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woo! Drink some water after. If you’re lucky, they may even be giving out stickers or pins.

  • @gin6781

    @gin6781

    3 жыл бұрын

    You should Mike, my friends/family all did and now we can visit each other. We hadn’t in a year. I’m very grateful I did and others I care for did too.

  • @dhirajbhat4021

    @dhirajbhat4021

    3 жыл бұрын

    As an Indian listening to this in the background while working on a Monday, I wish I could get vaccinated

  • @Footballboy123456

    @Footballboy123456

    3 жыл бұрын

    A Mike who is relaxing after work on Monday but I have already done. Good luck fellow Mike

  • @Stenman99
    @Stenman992 жыл бұрын

    That Kennedy line made me choke!!!!! :D :D :D

  • @kylehynes7480
    @kylehynes74802 жыл бұрын

    John Oliver, on the night of May 2: "There are lots of things Bill Gates probably doesn't tell his wife..." Bill and Melinda Gates, May 3: "We have made the decision to end our marriage..."

  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy3 жыл бұрын

    Tucker Carlson always looks like he's trying to gauge whether he just shat himself

  • @badibedix

    @badibedix

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love this comment. His two facial expressions are "was that a clean fart?" And "Fuck it wasn't"

  • @JB-kp3dh

    @JB-kp3dh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well he does spew a lot of BS so that makes sense.

  • @iliesioanalexandru8543

    @iliesioanalexandru8543

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tucker Carlson is the literal stereotype of a rich kid from the movies that is begging for a punching. Only IRL he'll just sue you and still somehow peach that he's the one wronged there

  • @needfuldoer4531

    @needfuldoer4531

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's like he's watching someone at a bucket of mayonnaise with their bare hands.

  • @lanapowell

    @lanapowell

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@needfuldoer4531 That "bucket of mayonnaise" is named Susan Andrews

  • @emile7794
    @emile77943 жыл бұрын

    John Oliver has now convinced me that it would be great to live in an egg. It just seems like such a calm atmosphere in all that goop

  • @DBRising

    @DBRising

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like The Matrix. Mmmmm steak...

  • @rainaha8027

    @rainaha8027

    3 жыл бұрын

    @id gaf that’s a good point and I realize now that idk how chicks breathe in the egg...is that when they decide to break out? Haha

  • @tiktokdoozie2492

    @tiktokdoozie2492

    3 жыл бұрын

    You maybe a disappointment to hens. 😂

  • @chuuves-5413

    @chuuves-5413

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hmm. egg time.

  • @queenkai9522

    @queenkai9522

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup. My key takeaway too!

  • @suncoasthoast9479
    @suncoasthoast9479 Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ he’s insufferable

  • @razzle1964

    @razzle1964

    Жыл бұрын

    He can be. Mind you, I then chose to add punctuation to your comment & chuckled at my “Jesus Christ. He’s insufferable”.

  • @spshkyros
    @spshkyros2 жыл бұрын

    2022 checking. Omicron is like, record case counts? Hold my beer.

  • @bluorb

    @bluorb

    Жыл бұрын

    Omacron is like, record level immunity that not even the vax could provide? Put that beer down & loose some weight. That would be helpful in preventing severe covid. What do cases matter if deaths are down? It's May 2022 and cases, death & hospitalization are lower than they were in March of 2020.

  • @Lanipator
    @Lanipator3 жыл бұрын

    "Worst thing to come out of a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head" Thank you John / staff, I needed that laugh.

  • @xillcy5980

    @xillcy5980

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was cold!

  • @ifandbut

    @ifandbut

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was a bit too dark.

  • @nativewood

    @nativewood

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dammit! He needed an audience for that line! I swear it would've killed!

  • @xillcy5980

    @xillcy5980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely was but creativity is still at a 10/10

  • @spencerofthecoast6415

    @spencerofthecoast6415

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did not expect to see Lanipator beneath a Last Week Tonight video. Glad to see I share a liked show with Vegeta.

  • @iloveblender8999
    @iloveblender89993 жыл бұрын

    I love how tucker carlson is asking question, where he could just read the research or ask an expert to get answers.

  • @Yarzu555

    @Yarzu555

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its the classic question "Is this person a grifter or an idiot". Hell most of the questions he asked were about common knowledge lol

  • @FlareSherbetNatsu

    @FlareSherbetNatsu

    3 жыл бұрын

    An expert? Bruh I knew the answers to most of his questions off the top of my head, he can ask freakin google or anyone who’s paid even 1% attention

  • @foxymetroid

    @foxymetroid

    3 жыл бұрын

    He knows he could ask. He didn't because fear sells.

  • @VinzRex

    @VinzRex

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he actually doesn't know the answer and he hopes people will call him to tell him the answer because he doesn't know what Google is

  • @trenauldo

    @trenauldo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but that doesn't get ratings or play to his demographic. Follow the money. Also, in the words of the late, great George Carlin, "F--k Tucker, Tucker sucks."

  • @marcuskennedy2262
    @marcuskennedy22622 жыл бұрын

    OMG that Kennedy joke was on point.

  • @deandupont5503
    @deandupont55032 жыл бұрын

    Oh, thanks. Now I'm gonna have that f--kin' "Guinea Pig" song stuck in my head all day.

  • @mattjamison484

    @mattjamison484

    2 жыл бұрын

    "...From point A, to point B!..."🤪😄

  • @lw1zfog
    @lw1zfog Жыл бұрын

    guinea pigs got played, the buyer remorse is endemic 🐑💉🧬🦠⏱💣🫀💥🚑🪦

  • @JuanJDuenas
    @JuanJDuenas3 жыл бұрын

    the amount of confidence in the “six words” guy and alex jones when he said, “i got the evidence *slaps stack of papers* right here” is something i envy

  • @mzaite

    @mzaite

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you can make as much money as they do to be mindlessly confident and never have to back it up, I'm sure it becomes quite easy.

  • @smaakjeks

    @smaakjeks

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alex knows by now that none of his listeners will scrutinise or check what he says.

  • @tubekrake

    @tubekrake

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mzaite Thank God we have honest people like Oliver who don't make any money at all with their shows.

  • @kelva1304

    @kelva1304

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tubekrake Except one is all grandstanding, 100% bullshit, no reliable sources; while the other is *mostly* using peer-reviewed or at least high-powered studies to support their show. There is no equivalency here...

  • @kappadarwin9476

    @kappadarwin9476

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@smaakjeks So Alex Jones never read through the papers he smacked on the table?

  • @Escalusia
    @Escalusia3 жыл бұрын

    False information always kinda reminds me of that one chernobyl quote "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

  • @zachgaskins3731

    @zachgaskins3731

    3 жыл бұрын

    Half the goal of the grifter is to convince the world that everything's a grift.

  • @artembentsionov

    @artembentsionov

    3 жыл бұрын

    The previous administration has proven that. The Twitter shitstorm coming from the White House bathroom at 2 am flooded everyone’s attention and made half of the voters lose touch with reality, only believing the lies, not the provable facts. I’m still amazed that so many people have started wearing tinfoil hats

  • @anatoldenevers237

    @anatoldenevers237

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@artembentsionov at least now they disabled his Twitter account

  • @JoshDisher

    @JoshDisher

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@artembentsionov My entire life feels more relaxed now that THAT is over. I sure hope we don't have to go through that again.

  • @nadnarf

    @nadnarf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anatoldenevers237 Yeah bc the bill of rights is for thee not for me

  • @anniespassport6612
    @anniespassport6612 Жыл бұрын

    This didn’t age well.

  • @FragenundGlauben
    @FragenundGlauben Жыл бұрын

    Now with more than a year of time distance - were the people who didn't want the V so wrong or were they at least partly right?

  • @seigeengine

    @seigeengine

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, they were wrong.

  • @lw1zfog

    @lw1zfog

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seigeengine 😂🤣😂 hang on to that dream son

  • @tylerd.5694

    @tylerd.5694

    10 ай бұрын

    We were clearly right on this one and it's also okay to admit when you were wrong.

  • @abraheem3348
    @abraheem33483 жыл бұрын

    I love when people say they will wait for more research as if they ever even opened a medical study of any kind

  • @goblinwisdom

    @goblinwisdom

    3 жыл бұрын

    They would tap out 2 paragraphs in.

  • @tylerrolandmorris

    @tylerrolandmorris

    3 жыл бұрын

    Met a doctor of Virology earlier this week that EXPLICITLY SAID that these vaccines have not been properly evaluated, but okay Abraheem believe what you want.

  • @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow

    @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerrolandmorris I mean. Which doctor? I'd love to read up on that dude. Especially because all the people I know that study medicine are in favour of it. I'm a student in neuroscience myself so I know a bit of the biological med-speak to understand the articles and it all looks safe and well-researched to me.

  • @lolroflmaoization

    @lolroflmaoization

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerrolandmorris Yay 1 mythical doctor versus the majority of the scientific community involved with vaccine research.................

  • @blairbuskirk5460

    @blairbuskirk5460

    3 жыл бұрын

    So who knows what long term effects may occur ten years down the road? Many folks still remember the Tuskegee experiment.

  • @WutTheFink
    @WutTheFink3 жыл бұрын

    'Promise 6 words, hold up 5, and count 7 all without even flinching' is black belt level self-confidence

  • @Theaikro

    @Theaikro

    3 жыл бұрын

    the best joke until the Kennedy one 😂👍

  • @XYZ-ze3ex

    @XYZ-ze3ex

    3 жыл бұрын

    Calling that guy in idiot was out of line. He was just a worried man

  • @chaskratz3348

    @chaskratz3348

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@XYZ-ze3ex that worried man is an idiot

  • @ianp3112

    @ianp3112

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's not confidence, it's arrogance! Smh!!!

  • @wizardtim8573

    @wizardtim8573

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@XYZ-ze3ex Uhh, worrying to much about absolutely nothing worth worrying about makes people dumb. In fact, stupid concerns is the leading cause of stupidity in general. Think about every dumb mistake you ever made in your entire life, and try to identify the leading cause of your decision to make that mistake. I guarantee you it was an unfounded fear/worry/concern.

  • @lukespencer1151
    @lukespencer1151 Жыл бұрын

    Its ok to "not know". Asking questions is ok.

  • @ronbali3429

    @ronbali3429

    10 ай бұрын

    What is the point of asking questions if you are going to refute the answers and the data that supports the answers?

  • @tylerd.5694

    @tylerd.5694

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@ronbali3429speaking of data, did you know more people died in the vaccine group than in the placebo group during the initial pfizer trial?

  • @LadyDoomsinger

    @LadyDoomsinger

    2 ай бұрын

    Asking questions is fine. Sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "I can't hear you! Why aren't you answering my questions?!" is asinine.

  • @GeneratorXY
    @GeneratorXY4 ай бұрын

    It's not a vaccine.

  • @JamieNoah638

    @JamieNoah638

    4 ай бұрын

    What is it then?

  • @tylerd.5694

    @tylerd.5694

    8 күн бұрын

    ​@@JamieNoah638An experiment 😂

  • @davidavocado14
    @davidavocado143 жыл бұрын

    This episode hits different now that Bill and Melinda “my husband has never even mentioned it” Gates are getting divorced...

  • @Thestin

    @Thestin

    3 жыл бұрын

    It came out 15 hours ago, that was sudden.

  • @alexandermutsaers2693

    @alexandermutsaers2693

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was all because Bill told her about the egg

  • @joshkidd2075

    @joshkidd2075

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexandermutsaers2693 exactly, he should have kept it to himself.

  • @litojonny

    @litojonny

    3 жыл бұрын

    i had to rewatch this when the divorce news hit

  • @rachel89075

    @rachel89075

    3 жыл бұрын

    I WAS ABT TO SAY HA

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