I swear drugs unlocks the next step in human evolution.

@Princess2Warrior

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamLODD *Acid literally lowers your IQ.*

@b0sspls622

4 жыл бұрын

@@Princess2Warrior no thats not true

@notxvexorr4379

4 жыл бұрын

@@b0sspls622 yeah it is true. It eats away chunks of your brain and leaves little holes

@Johnbeat100

4 жыл бұрын

Yo thats a funny as comment bro im crazy

@eune8708

4 жыл бұрын

@@Princess2Warrior people that drink and pass out, doing drugs don't have any IQ to lose tbh

“Next time I come back here you better have some crack” *Quest added - get some crack*

@piskopatandi3985

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joshuabowden5626

3 жыл бұрын

Lame ass comment

@shyguyz8582

3 жыл бұрын

*optional objective* -Hit Crack Pipe-

@LithuanianBear

3 жыл бұрын

ahaha i legit heard the Oblivion quest sound effect in my head as i read that

@rudybojko587

3 жыл бұрын

Ahaha legend

"They got the crack here right?" He asks the neighbor like he's trying to buy batteries 😂

@OldSchoolOfMasters

4 ай бұрын

Country?

@dirtysanchez5154

3 ай бұрын

​@@OldSchoolOfMasters Probably USA 🇺🇸

Ten years later and not only is this guy still alive, but he’s a member of Congress.

@iansnook6856

3 жыл бұрын

100% believable. 😞😞

@Jrixi

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@amateurcarprojects37

3 жыл бұрын

The guy from house of cards?

@jackass315

3 жыл бұрын

isnt that the president ?

@kennybluet5527

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackass315 ol' Joe WISHES he was that perceptive.

I feel like he was absolutely at the right house, but the dealer lost interest when he said he only had $3.

@viktorthevictor6240

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@CrazyLinguiniLegs

4 жыл бұрын

"I got three bucks...aw, I gotta go back for my three bucks"

@edgarallanpoe7907

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta have Atleast $10

@davidguay181

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't even have 3 bucks haha... He had to go back for it AKA "can you spot me?"

@donte10111

4 жыл бұрын

I mean honestly, why was there a ladder there in the first place lmao

This is Jason Stathams stunt double in the movie "Crank".

@travis2950

4 жыл бұрын

My friends and I would’ve loved this underrated we watch “Crank” religiously it’s our go to movie

@gmontana7634

3 жыл бұрын

Lame joke

@bongwaterbaptist

3 жыл бұрын

"Crack"

@conorwhelan500

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@jahnperez5060

3 жыл бұрын

Woody Harrelson X Jason Statham

Mike Judge plays so many crazy characters. He does this so seamlessly! Underrated actor

@mulletover3832

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't put my finger on it, but you nailed it.

@Blackout0O0

8 ай бұрын

That's Bruce Willis whatcha talking about?!?!?!?!?!

@jrobbin24

4 ай бұрын

I knew it was either him or Uncle Rico

@frankbeans5921

4 ай бұрын

@@jrobbin24damn uncle rico! That’s takes me back.

@DangOlJesse

4 ай бұрын

@@Blackout0O0nahhh. DEFINITELY Mike Judge.

Bro he started telling a story and all of a sudden remembered he was there for crack and just burned a hole into the mans soul with his eyes.

Poor little crackling. He’s got good climbing ability, at least. Chances of survival are decent.

@jab3020

5 жыл бұрын

well addicts do anything to get them self fucked up again so yeah

@brandonreal916

5 жыл бұрын

@@jab3020 well if it makes you climb walls it might be worth doing

@AudibleVisibIe

5 жыл бұрын

Because he climbed a ladder?..

@xtina1fan

5 жыл бұрын

Crackling lmfaoooo

@InsanoBinLooney

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine having crack during a medieval siege. Need to sack a city? Launch a 30 pound crack boulder over the enemies walls, that will motivate the "troops".

This feels like a side-mission for Trevor.

@killergreek55

3 жыл бұрын

Not everything is a video game stop comparing everything to video games its pathetic

@DTorto

3 жыл бұрын

@@killergreek55so, all the comments on this entire video are about video games?

@soggybiscuitz5985

3 жыл бұрын

Doomer25 sorry your parents didn’t love u

@austin.m.z9190

3 жыл бұрын

@@killergreek55 u should change yjr name to boomer ya karen

@CR7GOATofFootball

3 жыл бұрын

Doomer25 Calm down

I love how his cracked out mind makes him think that it's a good idea for him to go up to a window of a complete stranger's home like he's ordering from Burger King!!!

@Ben_Dover_911

3 жыл бұрын

Could he know that they don't have crack there? 🤔

@josephgaona1996

3 жыл бұрын

Not Crack but when I was younger I saw a doubie at an apartment knocked at closest door was like aye d here they were like na up stairs an thats how I got my first plug

@selltheteam4448

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ben_Dover_911 He’s at the right house they just didn’t want his 3 dollars that he lost.

@weedian710

2 жыл бұрын

He's not at the wrong house, he has $3.

@maniacjr

2 жыл бұрын

Something tells me it’s a known drug house, probably for prescription pills or something like that. When he asks if this is the wrong house he doesn’t exactly say yes, and also he asks the 3rd guy in the back ground if he could give him anything for $3. I’m assuming the 4th person on the ground miscommunicated crack for pills because $3 is enough for a pill to few pills depending on what they’re trying to buy.

I love how he has 3 bucks but doesn't have it on him, has to go back for it😂

Wow, Statham ain't doing good after Crank 2

@glamorsocial7081

5 жыл бұрын

Aduha Dx Crank off the cracckkkk!😂🖕👀

@headach203

5 жыл бұрын

went from crank to crack

@kmula4409

5 жыл бұрын

THE TRIVIADOG LMFAOO UNDERRATED COMMENT

@Dilopho

5 жыл бұрын

Crack 2

@PittheadX

5 жыл бұрын

@@kmula4409 As under rated as the down on luck Statham 's double life 👍

He said "aww you guys don't have crack?" Like someone walking into a Subway and finding out they don't have chicken tendies

@nyeoncolors6949

5 жыл бұрын

They don’t?! D:

@J8den

5 жыл бұрын

Ah I better come back and they better have chicken tendies

@pingaaaazzzz8204

5 жыл бұрын

Or no meatballs

@bigal2590

4 жыл бұрын

ahahahaha

@selah.606

4 жыл бұрын

That exactly fucking happened to me in a nyc subway

"next time I come back here you better have some crack" Oh great, he's coming back

@Truthserum7

4 ай бұрын

Sexy

"aww you guys don't have crack?" Like KFC running out of chicken

why tf is KZread recommending all these vids about crackheads 💀 edit: why tf did my comment get almost 8k likes 💀

@anthonyvasquez2701

5 жыл бұрын

THE KZread MATRIX, IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE TOO!

@semimad100

5 жыл бұрын

if you watch one the al gore rhythmthinks you want more

@surrealcereal1706

5 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach cause they think you are a crackhead

@krisb3429

5 жыл бұрын

Bleach is 1 ingredient in crack.

@harnessedinhopes6528

5 жыл бұрын

KZread is teaming with the CIA to help distribute crack to inner cities.

He's like some weird mix of Jason Statham and Trevor Philips.

@l.cuttzx3523

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@martinhorvath4117

4 жыл бұрын

and johnny sins too... Hm... may be because of the B A L D S

@tyronesmith3947

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Jamieson that’s gay

@tyronesmith3947

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Jamieson nigga you gay

@mr.peanutbutter6969

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Statham and Mike Judge

He protec But he also attac And when he comes bac You better have some craccc

@norpriest521

Жыл бұрын

You still play jokes from 80s era?

@0fthesoulm623

Жыл бұрын

@@norpriest521 it rhymes so well

Looks at someone only he can see "is this the right house"??? 👁👄👁 lool 😭😂

The drive through window for crack lmao

@kkkrusher7259

6 жыл бұрын

The fly through window more like it. Maybe they'll jump off in their tweak courage.

@kkkrusher7259

5 жыл бұрын

@lucy's underground they're all fuckin tweakers bruh lol that shit ain't cool.

@user-ro7zp2ug3o

5 жыл бұрын

I've bought weed at McDonalds drive through in a happy meal box. The guy working even weighed it on a scale at the window so I could see from my car.

@jacobloving6765

4 жыл бұрын

Climb through

If a stranger climbs up to your window and the only alarming thing to you is his lack of money, you may be a crack dealer

@aurora8749

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the name of his place is corys crack house

@max-xu1vb

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@Jemasonj

3 жыл бұрын

Or just living in the wrong neighborhood lol

@matiassilveira5252

2 жыл бұрын

XDDD

@michaelg4664

2 жыл бұрын

lol Thanks for the laugh! :-)

"For 3 dollars? No we don't have any" 😆

I love when the KZread algorithms increase the sauce a bit, I needed this video

Hes soo scary. The way he climbed sooo fast up the house

@dervs1679

4 жыл бұрын

Crackheads have special abilities

@PunishedSnake88

4 жыл бұрын

Dervs “some consider to be unnatural...”

@Soil_Bound

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t fast at all..

@Emma-iu1jn

4 жыл бұрын

@@Soil_Bound it was fast for a human. But he was a crackhead too so.

@theapplechapel

4 жыл бұрын

Crack zombies are fast

His transition from the story to "where is the crack" is incredible.

@alejandroramirez9333

5 жыл бұрын

Sicko mode

@ohhKilla

5 жыл бұрын

For real 😂😂

@yunginfraaa

5 жыл бұрын

“You got that shit?!”

@DoktrDub

5 жыл бұрын

Danny Karim so this happen and that happened- you got da shit???

@wessnie2208

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

One of the best under covers I've seen in a long time...

I love how he feels so inconvenienced by them

He switched so quick from his story then just suddenly: “you got that shit?” *Stares into mans soul*

@eternalcosmo

3 жыл бұрын

took me out😂😂

@kingyo1986

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@savageinventor4884

3 жыл бұрын

Cutie

@bruceleroywayne

3 жыл бұрын

he stared into all of our souls

@jenellenichols952

2 жыл бұрын

That shit had me!!!! Lmao 🤣 there was this chick and this pipe.....the pipe broke.......you got that shit?

He's making up a story for why he can't pay for his crack before he's even bought his crack.

@ranzt242

5 жыл бұрын

Thats called hustling.

@kylelococo7620

5 жыл бұрын

@@ranzt242 No, that's called being a drug addict.

@trevtrev14131215

5 жыл бұрын

I think the story was true though lol

@EternalResonance

5 жыл бұрын

he was about to break in.

@jameshenchy184

5 жыл бұрын

that's how u know hes legit a crack head lololol

Such a shame that KZread doesn’t have classics like this anymore

If I come back you better have some crack! 😂😂😂😂 That guy's just a legend

@coreyhilliard296

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you hun very grateful I hope you enjoyed it

@WhattAreYouSaying

2 жыл бұрын

@@coreyhilliard296 Are you the guy?

Is this Crank with Jason Statham?

@angelalvarado3582

5 жыл бұрын

😆

@jasonggabbott

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao It's like that movie Crank

@hitthelotto3699

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment lmfao

@aledwards6649

5 жыл бұрын

yup comes out 2020 looks great so far

@jonasmicheal9664

5 жыл бұрын

Crank deleted scene

My man Derrick is trying to look for his crack dealer that got lost in the sewer.

@c0l1n_m45

4 жыл бұрын

@Toasty Bread Both are classics

@jerrygarcia7398

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing graceeee

@c0l1n_m45

4 жыл бұрын

@jerry garcia Dawg you in the fuckin gutter mane

@hollywoodcheremonkey

4 жыл бұрын

I saw that shit and it was crazy!!!!! 😳

@MinecraftAndNerf172

4 жыл бұрын

c0l1n_M4 hahahhaha

I love that the home owner is somehow the problem in his eyes for not selling crack 😂

@8015908

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally how it is nowadays. The first person somebody sees no matter what side their on is automatically their target.

@MonsieurMoustachio

Ай бұрын

The home owner/dude filming is obviously a dealer though.

You know what this video needs? Oblivion NPC Dialogue music

@Popculturememe

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/rJt7pKqmitu6o5s.html

@jamescarr4662

3 ай бұрын

Free Palestine. Xxx

Crank 2

@rexarroz3012

3 жыл бұрын

Crack 2

@justaguy3425

3 жыл бұрын

why the fuck are you here bruh

@raafay3308

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaguy3425 just because hes a youtuber doesnt mean he cant watch other videos

@justaguy3425

3 жыл бұрын

@@raafay3308 (tl;dr fair point sir) i know and watch what you want you are right good sir or women or whatever. i guess i think he would watch some thing else than this video and i would think hes watching some other shit but alas i do not know him in real life i don't know if hes trans if hes much more wholesome or some thing or what ever but you are right just because hes a youtuber doesn't mean he cant watch other videos and i would think he wouldn't comment much but AGAIN i don't know him so sir very fair point i guess

@justaguy3425

3 жыл бұрын

@@raafay3308 also be safe out there stay home you matter maybe not to anyone you know but just find some one who actually care about you cut of toxic relationships and talk to a therapist YOU matter to me and people you haven't found don't kill your self remember to say no if you can't keep a promise or you don't feel comfortable YOU matter WHY DID I SAY THIS I DONT KNOW STAY SAFE

Fast food restaurants have drive-thru windows. Crack Houses have climb-up windows.

@glamorsocial7081

5 жыл бұрын

LLG 3PE 😂

@johnnynavarra2818

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@p0rcs

4 жыл бұрын

LLG 3PE fat customers cant climb and then also cant run from cops, they go somewhere else and snitch on somebody else, its a good plan

@hsanc72598

4 жыл бұрын

The dude climbed up without ladders.

This is probably how the pitch meetings in Netflix office looks like

I gotta watch this every couple weeks for my mental health

Girl: I bet he’s cheating on me Him:

@allanbaker5945

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@humbleservant4724

3 жыл бұрын

This is a very over occurring thing men do yes

@bemotivated8443

3 жыл бұрын

@Rohit Chavda there is no ladder he just crawled up the house like an animal

@yuridanylko

3 жыл бұрын

Okay okay this one was good

@Sealed_Chamber

3 жыл бұрын

A stunning application of that format!

If you’ve ever been around real crackheads before, you can 100% tell this dude isn’t acting.

@Himurochan599

3 жыл бұрын

Fr I love when they tell storys cause its interesting and relatable

@MrHouserobot

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, hard to remake those facial expressions

@brazyrist

3 жыл бұрын

@@Himurochan599 you damn crackhead they ain’t ever relatable 😂😂 one thing about crackheads is they never die they always respawn at the crack dens

@TwofourA

3 жыл бұрын

@@brazyrist 😂😂

@adamsavage5281

3 жыл бұрын

I work with one, fml

this guy would have been perfect for a supporting character on breaking bad. just imagine the possibilities

"Next time I come back ya'll better have some crack" 😆🤣

He's actually just a plumber and someone reported there was a crack in the pipe "There was this dude, and this chick, and this pipe and it broke.."

@maurice5726

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@CharlieTooHuman

3 жыл бұрын

😂 underrated comment

@tomparker962

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha whitty

@snailsaredumb9412

3 жыл бұрын

This makes a scary amount of sense

@ValValiantThor216

3 жыл бұрын

You got the shit?

When an addict starts with "Your not even going to believe what happened dude.... "

@UrOwnPapi

3 жыл бұрын

Or “omg dude so this one time!... bla bla personal life story after story”

@johnashley327

3 жыл бұрын

You shut the window.

@Bredgy1009

3 жыл бұрын

You know they're wanting discount or some shit 😂🤣

@jaythemachine3845

3 жыл бұрын

Bredgy1009 yuuup “I’m having a horrible day can you hook it up with a lil extra” fuuuck you your whole life’s one big horrible fucking day 🤦🏻‍♂️

@jaythemachine3845

3 жыл бұрын

@Steven Orozconpatatero swing on them and if you got some people with you make it a party jump him that’ll teach him to stop bugging

When a guy gets caught trying to burgle a house ''Oh I was told this is where I can buy crack? is this not the right house? oh ok''

When he randomly just stopped and said "you got that shit?" I fucking lost it lol

If Mikey had been awake things would have been a lot easier for him that day.

@katherinenunez4883

5 жыл бұрын

maybe he should ask again

@mrerose786

5 жыл бұрын

Mikeeeeeeeedy

@skynyrdnemoy2418

5 жыл бұрын

Shut uuuup, you’re making a sceeeeeeeeeene.

@jonathonferrell4944

5 жыл бұрын

That’s his girl 💀💀

@99cape1att

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

"Sir this is not a crack house , this is a crack home, you need to use the front door next time.

@Sternertime

3 жыл бұрын

He he he he

@danieldeelite

3 жыл бұрын

@Guy Incognito

@robertramirez7917

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@traphomebaby

3 жыл бұрын

Respect

@Ic3Mochalatte420

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Drain Bamage... Yup, definitely some Drain Bamage goin' on there.

He definitely on cracked the way he's talking it's so hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂

Now that's what I call KZread recommendations

@nathanielmiller5813

3 жыл бұрын

Kiss me dude

@bootytime8658

3 жыл бұрын

No shit

@SamuraiiJakk

3 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold

Crackheads are so powerful, they can climb up walls like Spiderman

@donattoalberto1389

4 жыл бұрын

omg im high af and this comment make me piss

@rcKlsS_-iw3kg

4 жыл бұрын

@@donattoalberto1389 tf lmfaooo

@SenPai-tt6hi

4 жыл бұрын

its called crackhead strength

@Wavemaninawe

4 жыл бұрын

My stepbrother did that, motivated only by excessive levels of beer and sleep deprivation.

@icarusablaze1831

4 жыл бұрын

Radioactive crack

This never gets old!

Legend says he comes back for crack everyday

"This ain't a crack house? Imma make it a crack house."

@void7100

4 жыл бұрын

thx134 Legendary

@mardukgilgamesh1500

3 жыл бұрын

@raphaeljameslee they are a very industrious people.they just lack direction :v

@Xemplifi

3 жыл бұрын

crack home*

there was this dude and there was this chick and there was this pipe and it broke and we ran then we went to cvs and there was security evEryWheRe and i hit this guy and he hit me and i hit him then he called the cops and they came and they let me go yougottheshit?

@ElenArroyo

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo im deadd dawg😂😂

@vivianlee7684

4 жыл бұрын

-rupi kaur

@aminabesmilin4691

4 жыл бұрын

anon rofl 🤣

@ashton.minjarez2410

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@p0rcs

4 жыл бұрын

Kat Lee HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

That’s one dedicated informant

"Next time I come back you better have some crack" I'm in tears 😂😂

Hahaha " next time i come back you'd better have some crack" best sentence ever

@jacquir8331

6 жыл бұрын

jorge avendano 😂😂😂😂😂

@peytonbell5637

6 жыл бұрын

jorge avendano 😂lmao

@au_nerozzzyt9572

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@tylerp3327

6 жыл бұрын

Him pointing his finger at ur face is funny as fuck too 😂😂😂

@sinunknown9929

6 жыл бұрын

jorge avendano 😂😂😂💨

This guy was gonna break in and got caught and tried to play it off

@kotamin6740

4 жыл бұрын

Totally possible, given his over-acting afterwards.

@amvxxx8991

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah

@ace-dj1dm

4 жыл бұрын

good speculation

@dopemango4653

4 жыл бұрын

Spencer G especially that he didn’t have enough money

@sanjayw9878

4 жыл бұрын

No he was legit there for crack lol his daughter posted about him being a crack head

“Is this the wrong house”. My man really mumbled under breath “nah you in the right place” 🤣🤣

Idk why getting a Reese's ad on a video like this is so funny to me

So... this is what I gathered from what happened: - Dude - Chick - Pipe (broken) - Running - CVS - Security -> hit guy -> hit me -> hit him -> called cops - Cops -> let me go

@michael567jober

3 жыл бұрын

got the crack?

@jeremywoods770

3 жыл бұрын

Is this the wrong house?

@kozzzmik

3 жыл бұрын

This the wrong house?

@michael567jober

3 жыл бұрын

@Corby Dinzen I'm quoting what he said

@darylchase7595

3 жыл бұрын

You missed the most important part... Crack? YOU GOT SOME CRACK???

When he looks back and asks "Is this the right house?"......I don't think there was actually anybody there LOL

@wailonbuscapleitos3

3 жыл бұрын

Hes asking to GOD i swear haahhahaa

@Beegeezy144

3 жыл бұрын

@@wailonbuscapleitos3 Or something else...😈

bro had that scandles look when he said i want some crack before he got down lmaooo

Next time I come back you better have some crack 😭🤣🤣

I appreciate the story. A banger intro, beginning, middle, climax, and the ending. While the plot is a bit convoluted we can see here just the massive character development in our protagonist.

@brianstone3722

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@coreyhilliard296

3 жыл бұрын

Dude you have no idea it was such hard work faking that scene psych . standard is for me man thank you so much for loving this s***

@ThBlueSalamander

3 жыл бұрын

wait till she climax

@corriblehunt8327

2 жыл бұрын

rofl

@earneststephens1971

2 жыл бұрын

Cant wait for the sequel!

“crazy tweaked neighbor” and “stranger in my house” gang wya

@casiopea1107

4 жыл бұрын

Crackhead crawling through sewers coming soon

@cynicismpiee

4 жыл бұрын

Badr Zouhir Eyyy

@howverydeadly23

4 жыл бұрын

I literally just watched all of these videos lmao

@willphillips1195

4 жыл бұрын

Ayeeee!

@cigarettesaftersex728

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy

Crack Addict: Is this the right house? Owner: hmmmmmmm wellllllllll 3 dollars?

Give my man some crack bro.....he isn't joking around 😂😂😂😂

It's funny some people actually think this is fake. This is literally the poster child of a crack addict.

@MrVuckFiacom

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, I've literally seen people who act like that. It became a stereotype for a good reason.

@budcooper2320

5 жыл бұрын

Attila The Khunt ignorance

@schmootheonly

5 жыл бұрын

His grill gives it away

@matthews852

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody that smokes crack, calls crack, crack.

@cmb9059

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it is. I think he just impersonates it well, probably use to know crack heads in his life. The ending kinda gave it away for me to think its probably fake.. if it is he is a funny dude lol. (Not saying I know 100% but it was almost to perfect till the end)

Legend has it that guy is still awake

This CRACCED me up

Definitely crack if he climbing the side of a house to talk to someone 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

@ohhKilla

5 жыл бұрын

Sabrina Stevens 😂😂😂😂

@jessetaylor6386

5 жыл бұрын

Silent Runner are you 👨🏻‍🦳 or just being plain 😡 I dont care but either way I think it’s 😂 because nobody cares what you say 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😜🙈

@stevenfuller2328

5 жыл бұрын

&& rapid af

@maykoluche1151

5 жыл бұрын

@TheGhost I think he means over doing it is cringy, Like you don't need a thousand of these 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 to convey emotion.

@jim191185

5 жыл бұрын

Sabrina Stevens He'd climb to the moon if he had to.

"Next time I come back you better have some crack!" So this is why people start selling crack.

@pizza7738

3 жыл бұрын

And that was it, from that day on I sold crack.

@KevinTR96

3 жыл бұрын

It sound like he said right after, "cause imma buy it"

@masterenos

3 жыл бұрын

No this is why I own an Ar and a shotgun

@sp6450

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterenos So this is why you own firearms?- You are threatened by a goofy unarmed middle aged guy asking you for drugs. I thought you had it for real reasons like burglars and nut jobs looking to harm you or your family.

@ChingelBopDingelFlop

3 жыл бұрын

Quest added - obtain crack

Dude said next time I come back you better have some crack 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Legend has it, he’s still looking for crack rocks....

This new algorithm is making KZread great again 😭

@MeatSporkMusic

5 жыл бұрын

KloutKulture lmao I was thinking the same!! Been awhile since I seen crazy titles like this one pop up. Cory Rays crack house. Lol

@rosewater1862

5 жыл бұрын

Totally agree!

@MrScubaTuba

5 жыл бұрын

Nah it conflicts freedom of speech

“You guys don’t have crack?”😂😂😂 yea I also occasionally climb up peoples houses assuming they have crack and are willing to give it to me😂😂😂

@mattinthehat3

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@joannaedssay5988

3 жыл бұрын

for $3 lmao.

@llab3903

3 жыл бұрын

JoAnna Edssay crack is pretty cheap

@joannaedssay5988

3 жыл бұрын

@@llab3903 Surely not $3 cheap, thats about £2? lol

@kylem1112

3 жыл бұрын

@@llab3903 that cheap though? that's less than a pack of cheap cigarettes or a couple grams of reggie weed . I don't think i could even buy a 40 oz for just 3 bucks lmao

"Next time I come here you better have some crack" LOL.

While he's climbing the ladder for more crack he is simultaneously stepping off the ladder of humanity.

Crack house, in the middle of our street!

@elias_xp95

6 жыл бұрын

Crack house, I hit him and he hit me

@dhalsim-1

6 жыл бұрын

Pure madness

@2thomask

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shes a crack house

@nakefatty9167

5 жыл бұрын

crack house, has a skanky 3 piece suite.

@samuelmason8370

5 жыл бұрын

Somebody make the remix.

I want to think this is fake but the more I watch this the more believable it becomes lmao

@yessir1230

6 жыл бұрын

It's real is it in the USA is my ???

@watchglenn6318

6 жыл бұрын

That is 100% real ahaha. Crack does that to you.

@Cool4cake

6 жыл бұрын

took the words right out of my mouth

@Al.Get2It

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the real world kiddo

@BigNateDoggOG

6 жыл бұрын

It always makes me laugh when people like you ask if it's real like clearly some people have been sheltered their whole lives and don't know what a fiend looks like.

This is absolute GOLD😂

The way he managed to Climb in a matter of seconds is beyond unbelievable !

Whos here after 2 videos of crackheads coming to someones door?

@BobbaFettgameing

4 жыл бұрын

Yasin Kürşat C dolla billions and MIKEY

@theamazingemily2358

4 жыл бұрын

Yasin Kürşat C WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN YES

@nickdtv9401

4 жыл бұрын

Did you see the crack head get sprayed by the hose??

@jkephart4624

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was the crack head in sewer that brought me here

@mydixienormus9186

4 жыл бұрын

This is spooky, everyone that watches these chain of videos will begin to perish in 1 year

"Spider-Crack, Spider-Crack" "Does whatever to get him some crack."

@Hydroponic21

3 жыл бұрын

😭😂😂😂😂

@BaldMancTwat

3 жыл бұрын

"Can he smoke, from a pipe? Yes, he can. He's got a light. Look out, here come's the Spider-Crack"

@IchanceI

3 жыл бұрын

Bald Manc Twat With A Head Like A Fucking Orange perfect lol

@justin-nf3ep

3 жыл бұрын

Spider crack does whatever a spider crack does

@CALIFORNIA650.

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂😂

It ain't the wrong house gee lmfao

Game: "new quest: get crack" Travis:

He was at the right place. Notice how cameraman never actually answers him when he asks him if he's at the right house.. he just didn't have enough dough.

@Mr.Obongo

4 жыл бұрын

Deenan TheKemon I “never sell crack where you rest at, I don’t care if they want an ounce tell them bounce”

@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______

3 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming this is only sarcasm, because if it's not your comment is ludicrous. Why would a drug dealer film someone trying to do a transaction, then upload it to KZread for all and sundry to see? You wouldn't want that kind of attention to an attempted deal bring made. Obviously your comment might be a joke, but if not it's fucking dumb to the point I'd have to assume you're on something too lol.

@bryanl1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Could've been a vid they sent to friend, who then posted it. Or they did. People are stupid about what they record and put on the internet. See: Every Amateur ex-gf porn ever.

@BaldMancTwat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ I've seen a ton of crackheads on videos being recorded by the dealers. Even telling them to do embarrassing things for crack or spice. The same way people post videos from prison. They are indeed dumb as fuck. Also the people who are talking about the living arrangement, usually crack dealers just find a crackhead with a house and take it over as a crack den. Paying the owner in crack to let them use it.

@carbonatedchaosbuu3703

3 жыл бұрын

I think he already got high off his own supply

Don't do drugs, kids.

@jojojorisjhjosef

8 жыл бұрын

Pipe?

@shlarms

8 жыл бұрын

Don't do crack at least lol

@jojojorisjhjosef

8 жыл бұрын

shlarms Savage af

@commandingsteel

8 жыл бұрын

what most fail to understand is, some drugs are good, some are great...stick to the great ones, such as : weed, shrooms, lsd ,mescaline, dmt, 2c-b

@uitham

8 жыл бұрын

+karhu metsällä nainen or just don't buy into the propaganda that all drugs are dangerous

Only gets funnier and funnier as it gets older haha

Peter Parker undercover looking for crack houses. Spiderman suit is in the laundry machine.

Here’s the story There was a dude and there was this chick and there was a pipe and it broke and we ran and we went to CVS and there was security everywhere and there was this guy and I hit him and he hit me and I hit him and he called the cops and they came and then they let me go, you got that shit?

@missb6064

5 жыл бұрын

All because he really didn't have the $3

@bigbird6949

5 жыл бұрын

You got that shit?

@carlspackler91

5 жыл бұрын

You got that shit?? I need the shit. You got the shit????

@crownvicmango7606

5 жыл бұрын

What was he gonna buy with $3?

@carlspackler91

5 жыл бұрын

@@crownvicmango7606 He was gonna buy himself a while bunch of trouble lol

0:27 that facial expression made me laugh

@im-pro-at-skyrim8285

6 жыл бұрын

millenium2003 Sam rockwell

@somebullshit6026

6 жыл бұрын

millenium2003 how he just stopped in the middle of his story😂

@jellato1937

6 жыл бұрын

U got the shit?😂😂

@tyrannosuarezwrecks

6 жыл бұрын

That scene cracked me up

@Mcfc2Rich

6 жыл бұрын

millenium2003 dude was on mars at 0:27

You got that shit the way he flips is brilliant

New Sidequest unlocked: BETTER FIND SOME CRACK

Jason Statham is going down a dark road

@JSwagJayhawk

6 жыл бұрын

Cian Allen lolol

@freescreech7392

6 жыл бұрын

Its dark because he got high and stole all the street lights

@illusunati

5 жыл бұрын

You a crack head like your friend says? You little crack junkie bitcj