In this episode of Shitty Reddit Recipies: Sam exploits emotionally compromised and financially ruined family members under the guise of "taking care of his loved ones".

@apIthletIcc

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingkaiser2829 legit sounds like some shit bizzle would say, but im not making any accusations just an observation cuz i read that in bizzles voice for some reason lol

@evgenyreshetnikov3483

2 жыл бұрын

Spoils of libertanism

@ewwpoorpeople5684

2 жыл бұрын

So it's just another Sam video? Nothing new?

@Conbonzx

2 жыл бұрын

free food baby

@thrash6453

2 жыл бұрын

sounds about right

The lighting on this makes it look like they’re trapped in a bomb shelter. And Sam is just cooking whatever random shit they happened to salvage in the hellscape above.

@boojersey13

2 жыл бұрын

There's a new DLC for cooking simulator that's apocalypse shelter themed with radioactive food and rats for proteins, etc and this video feels like an IRL run of that DLC

@TeaganTurner

2 жыл бұрын

10 clover field ?

@5bslaton

2 жыл бұрын

The lighting makes the whole situation look deplorable

@hashbrown777

2 жыл бұрын

I liked the way the editing at times made sam look like a tiny elf chef on zach's table

@kieranmilner4208

2 жыл бұрын

I hope Sam makes a post apocalyptic cooking show after this shut boils over

Dude your brother looks constantly sad and happy at the same time. Like he's going to either cry or bust out a jovial belly laugh. Great guy, wish him the best in life.

@nuggert

Жыл бұрын

Divorce bro lol

@gaffgarion7049

Жыл бұрын

@@nuggert that tends to happen when you cheat

@nuggert

Жыл бұрын

@@gaffgarion7049 That also tends to happen when you dont lol

@gaffgarion7049

Жыл бұрын

@@nuggert Yeah but at least you can get a prenup for that

@stevenrodriguez763

Жыл бұрын

@@gaffgarion7049 did he cheat? Lol

i like to imagine sam just lives in a non-euclidean house instead of using fandangled camera technology

@shoto42

2 жыл бұрын

Someone knows their SCP knowledge

@regipope3213

2 жыл бұрын

@@shoto42 i do know about scps but i was talking about geometry 😂

@DaliPose

Жыл бұрын

@@regipope3213 Hey, if General Sam is an SCP, then he’s my favorite SCP. Don’t hate, appreciate.

@IncorporationXII

Жыл бұрын

Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t every house on earth a non euclidean as that means geometry built on a curve?

@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer

Жыл бұрын

@@IncorporationXII considering we flatten and level the ground we build on ... No.

Watching you hit the whole garlic with the side of the knife instead of the individual clove and then peeling the clove by hand really let me know this is indeed a 5 star establishment

@MsZsc

2 жыл бұрын

thanks ddlc character

@PushSomeHeavyWeight

2 жыл бұрын

I knew he did something wrong there but I was too busy laughing at the fact he didn’t know how to open a clove of garlic

@Heiserton

2 жыл бұрын

I was dying watching that like “wtf is he doing” lol

Another Zach episode, very nice Mr Sam. Also very nice to mention his divorce in the first 15 seconds of the video, great brother as always.

As much as Sam tries to make this seem like him messing with his vulnerable brother, I genuinely find this really wholesome. I see a man helping his brother cope with a difficult situation with laughs and chats, it makes me smile.

@EJN64

Жыл бұрын

The fucking cupcake story just proved Sam is entirely as unhinged irl as online

@lordhellstrande2763

Жыл бұрын

Most accurate portrayal of brothers

@SketchFirial

9 ай бұрын

Nigga also eating the most vile item woth him, true love right there

@rurtrd6286

4 ай бұрын

i mean, anyone with a eyesight can notice Sam is actually striving to be a good dude, despite how he likes to portray himself. Sorry if it breaks the immersion.

@Chonkems

3 ай бұрын

@@rurtrd6286 Nobody actually thinks Sam is an asshole, I mean, the guy has a wife and kids he very clearly loves dearly.

Zach saying he’d rather give a rat a rim job then pay sam money is hilarious😭😭

@ratman202

10 ай бұрын

Such a beautiful way with words

Sam was invited to judge dishes in Hells Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay. but the episode got canceled when sam started mercilessly insulting the female chefs. There wasn't even food. He just kept hurling insults, I'm pretty sure he made a child cry at one point. While sam sat there eating a cream cheese bagel laughing. Now dont get me even started on what Aqua did. Love the content Sam.

@OrangewaveSupreme

2 жыл бұрын

Aqua is a menace

@Hoplasa

2 жыл бұрын

i can't believe an angle like sam would do such a thing , he is such a sweethearth.. that aqua fella though .. pshh don't even get me started

@asmbeats5369

2 жыл бұрын

I heard things about that Aqua guy you mentioned, even Hitler would blush by some of the things that guy has commited.

@madmannn9576

2 жыл бұрын

When Aqua started shouting racial slurs at the black chefs I didn't think it could get any worse. how wrong I was. He even physically attacked one of the women and started going on a pro eugenics rant. That man has some serious issues.

@He-who-wakes

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when I met aqua in person. I always loved his content so when I got meet him in person I thought it would be great. Boy, was I wrong. When aqua saw that I was a man of color his eyes bulged out of his head like he'd just seen the devil's dick. He then when on to rant about eugenics and why my race was inferior, even tearing off his shirt to reveal a giant iron cross with with a swastika. Needless to say it was an overall great experience.

Sam's ability to monitize someone's hard times will always amaze me

@volupte7605

2 жыл бұрын

@Jo Ke you are a loathsome being

@Patches_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@volupte7605: Loathsome dung eater!

@ChuyIsScared

2 жыл бұрын

Like a true jew

@ColinBFClarke

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChuyIsScared best jew in the world

@mastah2494

2 жыл бұрын

@@ColinBFClarke the last jew in the world

The lack of music, mixed with the strange camera editing and odd conversation, makes this feel like I'm half-awake and half-asleep at 2am with Adult Swim on the background and half a dream still running through my brain.

Sam walking by the camera while saying "Would you care for a beverage?" gives the same energy as a shark circling its prey.

This is the collab we’ve all been waiting for, 2 wifeless fathers trying to provide food for their children

@2006arpg

2 жыл бұрын

Wifeless? Sam? Hmm

@meli2121

2 жыл бұрын

@@2006arpg it is only a matter of time

@austingruber3789

2 жыл бұрын

Sams divorced ???

@uncledoctor6920

2 жыл бұрын

@@meli2121 idk if she stuck with him after the 1 death 1 shot vid despite his family's history of alcoholism she's in it for the long haul. That or he's become Abby's dealer for her weekly fix of fererro roche' ice cream. I know I would.

@mirnasimmi4901

2 жыл бұрын

@@austingruber3789 no Abby is actually Zach in disguise.

Nothing like a little brotherly love to bring out the worst in Sam.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear nus

@muskker9959

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku idk man I ain't watching em that's all I have to say

@suatchaglan7446

2 жыл бұрын

@@muskker9959 lol

@koisink7597

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku not my thing if ill be honest

@Shumachuma

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone noticed that they sound almost exactly the same

"I'm not trying that you f'ing animal." I died laughing, that's the moment I knew I would love what I was gonna see next.

I hope your bro is actually doing good in all honest, no jokes. There were some moments where you could kinda see the sadness sink in. He’s probably a very strong person, but be there for him even if he says “he’s good”

It's amazing how in most videos Sam goes to great lengths to have high def, well lit, professional level cinematography. Even his face cams on streams have some nice lighting, and that gentle sway pan back and forth for some dynamic movement. Yet for this video, the footage looks like it's a snuff film as directed by the Taliban. It's grainy, dimly lit, and often off center or Dutch angled in some way. Pretty perfect and on theme, honestly.

@kairobertson2341

2 жыл бұрын

“Snuff film directed by the taliban” is the best description of this video 😂

@ItsYaBoi-ATA

2 жыл бұрын

he needed that authentic cockroach ridden Italian dive restaurant ambiance.

@lancemanly2533

2 жыл бұрын

wow, so well well spoken. youre a true chad when it comes to video appreciation. * eyeroll *

@Qaztar44

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t hold it at “snuff film as directed by the Taliban.” That’s gold

@jxplay3r729

2 жыл бұрын

@@lancemanly2533 hey man, if you project any harder, can I borrow you for an outdoor movie night?

Dude your brother is always funny especially with both of your guys's intoxicating laughter you should have him on more often. The hiking trip deserves a trilogy.

@morlordca

2 жыл бұрын

Those hiking videos have to be my all time favorite general sam videos aside the fallout/skyrim/rust trilogies

@pRaX85815

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you get your wish. I mean.. being a free man now afterall.

@evanbasham4875

2 жыл бұрын

I second this sentiment. Let's see them trail weezin's.

@McNofriends

2 жыл бұрын

hopefully he doesn't have to carry sam on his back while he's vomiting to death this time

@galvatron0810

2 жыл бұрын

@@morlordca you can't forget kenshi

Sam's keeping his brother busy, and paying him a rack to be in the video to help him through the divorce and disguises it as trolling him. A better brother than I am, man that's for sure

Looking at your brother's ex-wife in the eyes while eating a cupcake Fresh out of a trash can AND tell her "we re family now" is a Powermove bigger than thanos snap.

@Weneedaplague

Жыл бұрын

Hearing the story made me laugh tears. Such a power move

“I would give a rat a rim-job before I pay you money.” - Sam’s brother, a true philosopher

@monsterkill823

2 жыл бұрын

Well you remember the kids book: If you give a rat a rimjob, he's gonna want a glass of icewater.

@elgringofeo9348

2 жыл бұрын

Sam's a rat though

@Plamler

2 жыл бұрын

That sounded like a line by Cicero

Sam is a good brother even at his brothers lowest he proves he can go lower

@Coolhalo

2 жыл бұрын

« My brother just lost an arm, so we’re gonna see if he can beat elden ring one-handed! »

@mshark8246

2 жыл бұрын

@@Coolhalo there’s the spirit

Fun fact: cheese on pancakes is actually very common in The Netherlands, you eat them for dinner here and they're not as thick as American pancakes, meat eaters like it with ham or bacon on it as well it's really good

@Psycholornie

Жыл бұрын

You mean like crepes?

@merelarntz

Жыл бұрын

@@Psycholornie kinda yeah, crepes are the french version and still a bit different from ours but they're pretty similar

@patriot9487

Жыл бұрын

this makes me want to move to the Netherlands even more.

@thesaviorofsouls5210

2 ай бұрын

Also helps we have proper cheese

I laughed so hard at this. Dude took one lick of that clam-sickle and puked violently lmao

What an outstanding gentleman Sam is, making a primo 4 course dinner for his recently divorced brother. You would never catch AquaFPS doing such charity work for the downtrodden.

@Availant

2 жыл бұрын

The isolated and vulnerable impoverished become Aquafps' meals

@AnonymousYoutuber69

2 жыл бұрын

Aqua is the one doing the downtreading on the homeless and needy.

@mitchellemery8455

2 жыл бұрын

I thought AquaFPS was homeless tho????

@heccle

2 жыл бұрын

One time I was walking out of my local cvs and none other than AquaFPS ran up to me screaming racial slurs. He then proceeded to slap my heart medication out of my hands and kick my 2 year old son in the testicles.

@SadToffee

2 жыл бұрын

aqua would rather stab a homeless man and nibble on both of his ears.

If Zach going through an existential crisis, crippling depressing and financial ruin means we get more of these videos then I'm all for it.

@dinkledord7026

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@COSMOKRAT_616

2 жыл бұрын

I second that motion

@Kyure.

2 жыл бұрын

We should not be but I'm sorry, these are too good lol

the fact that zacks marriage fell apart before sams is insane

@thewalrus511

Жыл бұрын

Is it? The guy weighs fat hundred pounds.

@spooksmcgee8790

Жыл бұрын

@@thewalrus511 Don't disrespect our man.

@griffinmckenzie7203

Жыл бұрын

@@thewalrus511 I'd be willing to bet you don't look much better. lmfao

@anathema2325

Жыл бұрын

@@thewalrus511 Zach can geddit. Quite a big market for big ass dudes with majestic beards

@flameconvoy7424

Жыл бұрын

@@thewalrus511 the Big Papa build is in vogue

..I love that Sam used the knife to break apart an entire head of garlic but didn't use it to smash open the clove. My Italian ancestors are cry-laughing

@Overlord99762

2 жыл бұрын

Mine are as well

@racistfbiagent5088

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not Italian but I'm gay

@GreyFencer

2 жыл бұрын

and the brother was like "yeah, that seems right"

@Overlord99762

2 жыл бұрын

@@racistfbiagent5088 what?

@Stare707

Жыл бұрын

@@racistfbiagent5088 close enough

This is the lowest point Zach will ever be in his life, and all because of Sam making it that much worse

@pfcjewbacca911

2 жыл бұрын

When he hits rock bottom he can only go up from there

@boingo3275

2 жыл бұрын

The only high point in their lives is when they're climbing the mountains

@YouDonWannaKnoMyName

2 жыл бұрын

@@pfcjewbacca911 you do realise sam will throw him a shovel and pay him to start digging right?

@bigpimp72

2 жыл бұрын

at least hes not in a shitter on some mountain

@trapshutter8510

2 жыл бұрын

The lowest point in his life was drinking coffee out of a pot with no shirt on in the bathroom of a church

The lighting really gives it that "Home-made snuff film" vibe Sam is a true Auteur

@DarkMagicBean

2 жыл бұрын

Bumfights vibe

@letharja

2 жыл бұрын

Agreement. This feels unwholesome

@RetardGamingHDx

2 жыл бұрын

dude it looks like sam is on a green screen. i hate it

@mrs.vasquezz

2 жыл бұрын

@@RetardGamingHDx he is obviously lmao

@mrs.vasquezz

2 жыл бұрын

Also its Autist not artyr

the garlic ceam chese toast is very similar to what my soviet grandma used to make me, she cut up the garlic fine and put it on buttered black bread then put cottage cheese with sourcream ontop

@FunkkyPanda69

Жыл бұрын

A fine babushka classic. Sounds good

Anyone wantin to know, the hot Dr Pepper was created because they noticed people bought less Dr Pepper during the wintertime, so they tried making a Dr Pepper flavored tea to sell during the winter. It never took off, obviously.

@nicholasbrown668

Жыл бұрын

Idk what your talking about man, hot dr pepper is a big thing in Texas

@englishatheart

Жыл бұрын

​@@nicholasbrown668You're*

@nicholasbrown668

Жыл бұрын

@@englishatheart bro get a life lmao, bein a grammar nazi on a one month old comment, homie you NEED friends

It was a great brotherly moment when Sam said “and she was family, I wouldn’t eat after that bitch now!”

His brother looks like he's on the verge of tears the entire video

@quinn5306

2 жыл бұрын

Garlic toast will do that to a fella

@rafaelrodrigues7971

2 жыл бұрын

That's what sharing physical space with Sam does to a man. Or divorce. Most likely the former though.

@ImperialFool

2 жыл бұрын

@yep whats wrong with garlic toast? I eat two cloves of garlic every morning

@core_onii4333

2 жыл бұрын

this video feels like watching torture tape on live leak

@shitikishitiko

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

10:06 I love watching Sam’s brother slowly look up and realize that Sam is indeed, drilling holes in that block of cheese

i feel like his brother definitely made hot dr.pepper a regular thing

Zach makes me wish I had a brother. Sam makes me thankful that I don’t have a brother

@matthewflores4183

2 жыл бұрын

😭

@carmemories4202

2 жыл бұрын

I miss my brother

@hauffenschweiler

2 жыл бұрын

Facts.

I love how both Zach and Sam can point to the same event they think killed his marriage. They are truly blood

@joebarthram596

2 жыл бұрын

How is Sam married longer than this gem of a human 😂😂

@ATF-

2 жыл бұрын

@@joebarthram596 Sam is very financially successful

@sharklegs

2 жыл бұрын

@@joebarthram596 sam's wife met him in high school, she literally doesnt know of a better alternative

@peanut983

2 жыл бұрын

I love how he corrects him too “it wasn’t pizza crust, it was a cupcake”

@Cardinalbins

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharklegs As if u couldnt imagine of a better alternative if you never had one

in poland we eat slices of bread with butter and pieces of garlic on it... it's purposely supposed to be hard to eat because it symbolises how strong you'll be next year

@EJN64

Жыл бұрын

in california we eat avocado toast and give up

@FurukawaAkane

9 ай бұрын

@@EJN64We just give up in general, the avocado toast is a weird bonus.

It was an absolute blast watching two brothers engaging in a favourite floridian past-time of being batshit insane, thanks Sam and Zach

Seeing Sam hitting that Garlic makes me imagine how weak he must be when hitting his wife. What a good man.

@travabone

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@uncledoctor6920

2 жыл бұрын

I was worried he was gonna cut himself, you press the knife onto the clove and put your upper body weight on it.

@s4n714g000

2 жыл бұрын

he did it wrong too, you gotta hit the garlic clove not the head, that way it's easier to peel.

“I’m just here to cook Wholesome, simple, easy foods.” As he brings a drill into view

I eat cheese and apples as a snack occasionally, it’s rather nice and when Sam mentioned apple pie with cheese, I hadn’t even considered that as an option but I kinda wanna try it

@joshuamiller8235

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually really popular on the east coast. And it used to be even more popular back in the 70's and 80's.

@gilgammesh1

Жыл бұрын

We have apple on a cheese board here in the UK.

Cheese pancakes is just one half of a McGriddle

For being the most inconspicuous item I'm looking forward towards seeing that horrid "steak" in action

@cousinzeke4888

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Oreo scrambled eggs sounded benign enough until I saw that crime scene photo. Looks like somebodies lung after smoking for eighty years.

@Alex-hp2rs

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like it will be dishwasher cooked steak

@ll-lp6st

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-hp2rs it said microwaved steak on the post but that can't be all that's wrong with it

@kadecase7470

2 жыл бұрын

@@ll-lp6st Looked like some organ off of a zombie movie to me.

@xc6013

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-hp2rs something's wrong with you mate, might be on the spectrum

Pretty sure "Tongue Depressor" should have been the name of the whole restaurant Sam, not just how you made the chowder

@boojersey13

2 жыл бұрын

The tongue depressor really got it worst in this video imo....

@xAkito

2 жыл бұрын

I laugh so hard

@TheZohan907

2 жыл бұрын

Clever

@chosentonessournotes

Жыл бұрын

I was like, “why should it be called Tongue Depressor,” and then I realized the play on words. So brilliant.

When I was in college, every time I would feel frustrated or sad, I would go make or buy the absolute worst sandwich I could and force myself to eat it to remind myself that things can always be worse. You could also be eating a terrible sandwich. I called it a "punishment sandwich" and dreamt it up from the most traumatized part of my brain, I'm sure. This gives big "punishment sandwich" vibes

Something’s so wholesome about hearing Sam’s kids in the background playing while he feeds his own blood strange foods

Love how he almost genuinely enjoyed everything and then took 1 lick of the popsicle and immediately threw up

@jimbothegymbro7086

2 жыл бұрын

Oi spoilers gov >:(

@YaGirlGumption

2 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck are you reading the comments before the video. Second off, why are you complaining about spoilers. My man's if you didn't want to be spoiled, you wouldn't have turned on your computer.

Sam’s brother was always a treat whenever he made an appearance, especially on the podcast. I hate hearing he’s going through this shit, but I’m glad he has such a caring brother to cook for him. But seriously he looks physically drained by this divorce, and I feel bad watching this

@dkn1055

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I wish I was friends with him to cheer him up. But he's got Sam as support, I'm sure he'd do alright all in all.

@ockerdebokx3369

2 жыл бұрын

@@dkn1055 if its one thing i learned about Sam in the last 3 years i have watched him is that he might be human filth on the exterior, but away from the cameras and on the inside, he's a goody good boy that will be there for you when needed

@ChuyIsScared

2 жыл бұрын

Yea he looks nothing like he did on the first podcast episode and it's kinda sad. I wish the best for him

@thiccfork8664

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I feel like sam doing this is great, getting his brother to laugh and all.

@Pasakoye

2 жыл бұрын

The man was cut in half. No wonder.

i left a bottle of dr.pepper in my car for a few hours once and discovered on accident that hot dr.pepper is actually fire

@Mochibooty

Жыл бұрын

Omg Dr Pepper with fireball…😮‍💨😩 tastes just like Cinnamon Toast Crunch

I feel like the lighting and the video quality is what makes this series. True Art

"Baby, get me a napkin and a puke bucket. Lets get this started!" The energy of this man is awe inspiring

How quickly things escalated from " You ready?" to the lick, to immediately throwing up had me in fucking stitches, bravo sir, bravo.

@Zeverinsen

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, I'm in tears 😂😭💀

The lighting on this one makes it look like a torture video, and it is. Absolutely beautiful.

The editing style is great, it's almost like you're sat there with Sam and his brother

Sam I'm a pig farmer, I'd never feed this to an animal nevermind my own brother but look at you go, just to help the poor guy out, how nice of you

@creeke_alley

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 what kind of fucking name is “Yoongi” gtfo bot

@bengusmcribcager6373

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 Yoongi: "Butter

@Poodleinacan

2 жыл бұрын

Animals have higher food standards than humans.

@manictiger

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poodleinacan Fun fact: cats and dogs hate garlic. It's like coffee: poisonous to them, but disgusting to them, too.

@mentalpopcorn2304

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poodleinacan raccoons and chickens would disagree

I love Zach's face during the intro. There's just something about watching a grown man's soul leave his body that is just *chef's kiss* perfection!

@user-uh7cb3vy4v

2 жыл бұрын

The icing is that the last time we saw him he was on the podcast, and he was super happy about his relationship and his new kid And now hes divorced

@crunchybones2528

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uh7cb3vy4v poor dude, that's fucked

@kadecase7470

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uh7cb3vy4v yes i saw this and was like, jesus

@topgeorge6908

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uh7cb3vy4v don't get married boys

@Ashephalt

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uh7cb3vy4v To be fair, that moron married her before they were even a year into their relationship.

I love how you tried to crush the bulb of garlic and peeled the individual cloves instead of just peeling the bulb and crushing the cloves lmao

@garyisscry4893

Жыл бұрын

And eating the cloves raw

General Sam's existence serves as strong supporting evidence for the theory that one doesn't necessarily need to have any self-respect or dignity at all in order to be happy.

You're unironically a good brother Sam, really seems like you lifted his spirits during a tough time.

@OoOoOo-we3dn

2 жыл бұрын

while exploiting him for his own career

@noonyabeezniss4911

2 жыл бұрын

At least he's honest and up front about the exploitation, and let's you know he's exploiting you before he exploits you A real saint when you think of it

@OoOoOo-we3dn

2 жыл бұрын

@@noonyabeezniss4911 they should do a #metoo, like apple putting pictures chinese kids assembeling phones and kogolese kids finding death in the mines on their phonecases.

@chefcorinth

2 жыл бұрын

@@OoOoOo-we3dn he doesn't need to exploit shit he has a net worth of 6-7 mil

@OoOoOo-we3dn

2 жыл бұрын

@@chefcorinth bruh, most CEO's worth more than mediumsized countries and they still sucking blood. The grind never stops, debil omega

I really love the editing on this one. Watching Sam go over stuff, glitchy background noise, weird illumination, inhuman recipes. It's like a fever dream with Sam

@Rubrouck1220

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like i'm watching Inland Empire

@Alex-hp2rs

2 жыл бұрын

A true artist with a vision

@CubularCreeper

2 жыл бұрын

I was so confused when he first walked into frame in completely different lighting then I realized he was green screened

19:31 Drop that Clam Chowder popsicle into your hot doctor pepper and melt it into a soup with doctor pepper flavoring.

The speed of his brother's reaction when he licked that popsicle was wild

To quote Zach from the podcast episode, “I snatched that girl’s youth from her, and made her give me the child I wanted”. Now she’s snatched all of Zach’s money and she’s given him no choice but to spend time with his brother.

@notatruck2640

2 жыл бұрын

An arguably worse hell

the fact that Sam has no remorse for eating a cupcake out of the garbage that his brothers ex wife took a bite out of is peak male energy

@CopyableCow

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂💀

18:26 the sigh got me

After his catastrophic vomiting episode on the Appalachian Trail, Samwise never stopped plotting a way to make his innocent brother suffer as he had. After many years of concocting vile substances in the secrecy of his mountain cave, he finally succeeds in crafting the perfect monster. The Clamsicle will have its day in the sun.

I'm glad his shotgun marriage went well. We all love him so

@suburbanking9148

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 thank you very cool 😎 Ms robot

@jimbothegymbro7086

2 жыл бұрын

@@suburbanking9148 old stop talking to yourself we're worried :(

I've never seen anyone projectile vomit so quickly and efficiently after just licking a food

17:50 there’s just something hilarious about Sam reading off the half-way edible items while his brother is just breathing heavily in the background

I mean,... toast and garlic go very well. Rub a clove of garlic to both sides of a fresh toast until the garlic disappears, then you can spread some butter on top, and have it with hot tea, it's awesome AND it's a cure for everything :) This is the way of our eastern European grandmas.

The fucking camera work is god tier. Tiny Sam standing next to his brother while his brother actually looks in that direction is so gold

If zac doesn’t come back for episode 3 I will boycott you

@Caannnnoonn

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see you on an episode of Forehead Fables like they did with Brandon.

@Cloudy5.0

2 жыл бұрын

That's if his heart from this food will let him. Lmao

@wyattsanders4783

2 жыл бұрын

Bro why are you commenting of literally every video i watch?!?

@DreToX9o7

2 жыл бұрын

+1

Some of my favorite content you've ever put out is you and your brother. Lifelong chemistry is hard to build and it's awesome to see. Good luck in a hard time brother

This is literally the second only video I've seen from your Channel and I think I'm hooked. Tell your brother I'm sorry for what he had to go through. He seems like a really cool guy though.

I like how you can see Zach visibly age as the video progresses. I think he'll be needing more than just an extra dose of blood pressure medication if he comes back for part 2.

@jimbothegymbro7086

2 жыл бұрын

Sam will need to pay for his hip replacement if he brings Zach back again

Zacks spirit is so low at this point he’s just happy someone’s cooking for him

so nice of you to treat him to such a fine dining experience in these trying times

20:58 "alright ready?... *lick* KKAWKKAACCCHHHHTTTHHPPPTTTT" 🤣🤣🤣☠☠

That story with the cupcake made me crack up. Sam had to correct him on it. He looks back at that story with pride.

@caffienator8613

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair only a fucking psycho eats a single bite of a cupcake and throw it away. All or none, or you take that shit home on a paper plate

His brother seems like such a genuine guy. I wonder why Sam strayed so far from the family wagon lmaooo.

@TheGreatThicc

2 жыл бұрын

A world with a wholesome, honest Sam? Sounds like a nightmare

@nicholasbrown668

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheGreatThiccim pretty sure if sam was ever genuinely wholesome, the universe would collapse on itself

General Sam has some of thee most amazing editing in this platform. I actually cant believe this video, it is one of the best edited pieces in a comedy upload.

7:09 the most ominous way anyone has been ever offered a beverage

Becoming a father has made sam such a community man, he even engages in charity work now.

Sam making this his least aesthetically pleasing video while revealing that he did and actual George Costanza move that may have inadvertently caused his brother's divorce is why this channel will live forever in my heart.

Will there be a part 3? You and your brother had me in tears. Good shit

I love how Sam is trying to distract his brother from his broken marriage by giving him a good time by putting on a chef outfit and entertaining him with outlandish food ideas.

Everyone's cracking jokes about how Zack _looks_ divorced. Guys. He doesn't look divorced. That's just how all older brothers look. I should know. I am one.

@thesaviorofsouls5210

2 жыл бұрын

Well i mean compared to his previous apearences, he looks a lil rough. At least he got sam.

@stiffnuts420

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 separation depression is crazy

@allthenamesiwantedweretaken

2 жыл бұрын

No, he just looks divorced. Poor fucker's stressed and tired, I've seen it from other divorced friends.

@GobanShodan

2 жыл бұрын

"Of course I know him, he's me."

@TheGreatThicc

2 жыл бұрын

Mine is living with his girl and she's pregnant, and he still looks divorced.

Sam’s production quality and dedication to the bit has gone up tremendously, which is what makes the absolutely horrifically lit set and completely illogical video overlay an absolute masterpiece

5:05 "Well, you gotta hit it with authority" had me dead

I love this video so much. Its so wholesome and sweet. Its so genuine that it makes u smile

3:20 that perspective is how Peter Jackson filmed Gandalf and the Hobbits

@choso9909

2 жыл бұрын

I love ur videos i didnt know u watched sam haha

@mrslue1328

2 жыл бұрын

@@choso9909 I actually discovered sam from a old rust video him & winter made together, with a couple other big names on youtube now! The same with bizzlesnaff he was in all of winters videos for at least like a year.

The sequel I never knew I wanted, but always deserved

@mono5401

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

God, your editing style is like a bad acid trip at four am watching early 2000s adult swim

the clamsicle saga was the best thing i've seen on YT in a hot while.. I watched so many videos over the years that it's very rare i actually belly laugh at something.. I laughed so hard a tip of a log started poking out of my asshole and i had to consciously clench as i was laughing, or i would shit myself.

The top down angle of serving the cheese pancakes looked like he was feeding a prisoner of war

"I will give a rat a rim job before I give you money" is one of the best lines of this video

@trollin39

2 жыл бұрын

He says straight at the the rat himself

Get that man paid 😂 one of the best concepts I’ve seen in a long time

19:23 is so sad. The look of resignation on his face.