“i’m a professional chef” *wearing gaming headset*

@lolz4183

3 жыл бұрын

Loooolll so tru 😂😂

@lynnnotfound3594

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rorystevens7070

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@holycrusader7965

3 жыл бұрын

Chefs can be gamers too

@omarthewizard1344

3 жыл бұрын

@@holycrusader7965 u can be the CHEF GAMER! and the chef gamer is a gamer that always play chef games

ALEX’S FACE WHEN THE DONATION TALKED ABOUT ABOUT THE YEAST NOT GOING TO RISE

@stwlla

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@byakuyatogami1597

3 жыл бұрын

@@stwlla 3:42

@WhipPlaysYT

3 жыл бұрын

It was at this moment that he knew... *HE F*CKED UP*

@Hanna-yb9dt

3 жыл бұрын

he went: uhm chile anyway so

@lisaxult

3 жыл бұрын

he really said ":0 - anyways let's get started 😃"

I love how Quackity is constantly is worried about his mom beating the living hell out of him.

@liriettrod3282

2 жыл бұрын

Cause he is Latino we all lives in constant fear of our mom, is a cultural thing lmao 🤣

@ioanaaa624

2 жыл бұрын

the chancla speaks itself I'd say

@joe.mama.0

2 жыл бұрын

Im more worried how he didnt put the flour on the pizza first then put it on the thing

@RubberDuck_

Жыл бұрын

XD

@Isa-nl7eq

2 ай бұрын

Brother you NEVER wanna face the wrath of a mexican mom, trust me i would know

I love how he ignores the “4’11” in chat RIGHT ABOVE the “TALL”

@Akiexis

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@izzy853

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO FRR

@RubberDuck_

Жыл бұрын

JSSJSJSJSSJSJSSJSJSS

@Isa-nl7eq

2 ай бұрын

Bros the height of a fridge either that damn fridge is really small he's too tall for the kitchen or he's genuinely tall

@HernyMathers

8 күн бұрын

@@Isa-nl7eq*quackity definitely isn’t tall*

Quackity: "Oh my god you are so nice to me" The chat: "CHEF SIMP"

@testedguy

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist the chat are the *Simps*

@AE-qd9px

4 жыл бұрын

Tested yes, yes we are :)

@banner2677

4 жыл бұрын

4,11

@Rithemofthenight

4 жыл бұрын

Chat:911

@shaqmacarambon3523

4 жыл бұрын

Quackity:I'm a Pro Chef Me: *flashbacks to FilthyFrank*

the aggressive donos trying to help him and him ignoring them really pulls the video together

@lux9350

3 жыл бұрын

Since this has no reply’s i shall reply

@neox4297

3 жыл бұрын

@@auraluf9149 me three

@Lien416

3 жыл бұрын

Me four

@ethanjeremy123

3 жыл бұрын

me infinity : )

@tachyontwo

3 жыл бұрын

Me 6th

quakity: "im a professional chef" ranboo: "am i a joke to you?"

@Nobody-gg9jc

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget technoblade his baking is like magic

@fooluluu

2 жыл бұрын

dont forget bbh’s chicken noodle soup maiking

@imalittleduck

Жыл бұрын

@Non-binaryPansexaulloser yes lol

@charbizzare381

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget sapnaps steaks

@RubberDuck_

Жыл бұрын

?

Quackity is literally everything. A chef, a musician, a lawyer, an epic gamer, a host- what else?

@kinantin.h1947

2 жыл бұрын

GORDON RAMSEY discord cooking competition

@uncapible

2 жыл бұрын

A comedian a actor

@juno4357

2 жыл бұрын

iPad kid

@offlinerayraves

2 жыл бұрын

Everything the reply section is saying

@smp._gacha._8998

2 жыл бұрын

Firefighter

just watched a 19 year-old boy give himself salmonella

@milomal9969

3 жыл бұрын

feeling good

@maverickchandler9664

3 жыл бұрын

@@milomal9969 I WAS FONNA SAY THAT

@srijanpallem7807

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@entername13

3 жыл бұрын

Feeling good

@gabalisha6649

3 жыл бұрын

@@milomal9969 I was gonna say that 🥲

He walks and stands like a divorced farther

@sarajhjagshkdg

3 жыл бұрын

wtf does that mean

@openendings5326

3 жыл бұрын

How is that so accurate

@aperson-zf9fy

3 жыл бұрын

My dad walks and stands like that should I be worried

@Jerrowashere

3 жыл бұрын

Farther?

@k31rar

3 жыл бұрын

he got that divorced dad fit and im here for it

Quackity: The pizza is burnt Also Quackity: That was undercooked

@alaiacassim9507

2 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this

@RubberDuck_

Жыл бұрын

frrrr

"I'm a professional chef" *Proceeds to ignore donations telling him the yeast won't rise, also wearing a gamer headset, trying to put a cup or sugar in PIZZA, AND on top of all that, not washing his hands at the beginning-* And then you realize he's studying to be a lawyer *Ah shit, here we go again.*

@RubberDuck_

Жыл бұрын

fr

@s0ftweb0982

3 ай бұрын

​@@emmanuelcommunityusa2798 his sun sign is pizza and his moon sign is vegetarian

“Awh you guys are so nice to me” *”Flatty patty” “divorced dad” “lil hamburger”*

@graceelathrop6371

3 жыл бұрын

4'11" king

@kellet-5746

3 жыл бұрын

Lol in Latin America those like are compliments or nicknames your friends give you

@darinoooooooooooo1312

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellet-5746 Are you spanish?? BC those are NOT CONPLIMENTS.

@kellet-5746

3 жыл бұрын

@@darinoooooooooooo1312 I don't know if in mexico it's like that, for what I know they are. yes I'm venezuelan

@darinoooooooooooo1312

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellet-5746 OH, ok, he leído otra vez mi "comentario" (eS UnA MiErDa), sé que desde el exterior, no parece una imitación del típico ofendidito, pero lo és. PD: Esto parece una excusa??????? PD²: Cómo puedo hacer chistes sin parecer un PuTo AnOrMaL??????

“I am a professional chef” *proceeds to fail at being a chef*

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't even know what A CUP was I am SCARED

@Kxyla_45

3 жыл бұрын

@@hallway_revenant7919 i mean hes mexican and i dont think they use cups and stuff there-

@Kxyla_45

3 жыл бұрын

exactly like man thats not 3 1/2 cups of flour man thats like 2 cups-

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kxyla_45 that would make sense since america is strange, but then why does he have that type of measuring spoon?

@ally4412

3 жыл бұрын

"i am a professional chef" **DOESNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CUP AND TABLESPOON**

"I'm a professional chef" **Says that while having a gaming headset on** Probably in minecraft but alr 😭☝️

“Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.” Mmmm sounds like your relationship with Schlatt

@lamwithahat

2 жыл бұрын

AYO BESTIE-

@mk-ki4ls

2 жыл бұрын

Someone bring aloe vera please

@bamgyummi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mk-ki4ls Ok Here *Gives*

@ecliq_

2 жыл бұрын

I was just about to write that but "yeah but not you and wilbur in lore" 😭(idk of you ship it I just found funny)

@brixxboop

Жыл бұрын

YOU DID NOTTTT

Quackity: "Am I tall?" *Zooms in on "4"11 king"*

@jujuj8343

4 жыл бұрын

Plantamakerz ya for a 4th grader

@partyanimal9382

4 жыл бұрын

Being 4'11 is not fun.

@justnatsuki8319

4 жыл бұрын

HE'S NATSUKI HEIGHT

@evasmojang

4 жыл бұрын

@Plantamakerz for a young person

@eve9767

4 жыл бұрын

Aw man I wish I was that my height

He stands like a dad at home depot

@youraveragebraincells620

3 жыл бұрын

Power stance for dominance and its mating dance

@peydenmary8594

3 жыл бұрын

i hate how accurate this is

@qloudi

3 жыл бұрын

Divorced dad vibes

@meepmeep3035

3 жыл бұрын

Only lucky people get good memories with there dad 😔

@kxzrxh

3 жыл бұрын

that comment was more accurate than a professional player's winning streak

"Im a professional chef!" Not even 1 minute later...Shows Notes Yep! How professional

@krisztinaszabo2711

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yas-😭✋

i can’t- he did every single thing wrong and i love him for it this is my new comfort video

My Italian ancestors didn’t die for this.

@yvestic

4 жыл бұрын

they must feel so disrespected😔

@AgentTroll-ev6vi

4 жыл бұрын

They die for angry mustache man

@chocolatesmols1865

4 жыл бұрын

*SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*

@bigotedbybasting

4 жыл бұрын

ChocolateSmols Very nice, Ceasrino

@hayden8708

4 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatesmols1865 CULTUUUUUUURE!!!

people donating $500: Quackity: people donating $5: Quackity: OMG THANK U

@spyninja2334

3 жыл бұрын

1.3k+ likes and 12 Comments

@abeegail9574

3 жыл бұрын

Liz reading this: 👁👄👁

@dicks_out_4_harambe358

3 жыл бұрын

669th like

@uxernamee

3 жыл бұрын

@@spyninja2334 Nope xD Now it’s 728+ likes and 4 replies xD

@spyninja2334

3 жыл бұрын

@@uxernamee Yeah i know

Donation: "you should not have access to an oven" Quackity: **cooks pizza in the oven**

no one: Quackity : * drinks caprisun like a child* me: this is why i love him

@HernyMathers

8 күн бұрын

*he’s so adorable*

“Spray the pan” “Should I use windex?” Me, already dying: WINDEX????!!!!! Edit: I watched this video about a year before I started watching Quackity, but the memory of watching this video is still fresh in my mind, even though I didn’t know who he was. That’s how much it traumatized me 🫶

@babajimobile48

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kermithasagun1474

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, yes, my favorite flavor of the alphabet... *WINDEX*

@revfire8428

3 жыл бұрын

He was really about to kill himself on stream

@eanakay9510

3 жыл бұрын

I like seals 🦭

@kermithasagun1474

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaperson1793 10/10 would recommend. Puts you to sleep easily if you have insomnia

*"Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin"* - Quackity

@Tageslicht

4 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere, and I do not like those odds.

@theTOPSTARrap

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno but he's trying to stay hidden same

@aikun9098

4 жыл бұрын

2020 and still make virgin joke what a cringe joke

@begone5909

4 жыл бұрын

@@aikun9098 i actually found the joke funny

@urmom887

4 жыл бұрын

Ai kun you’re a cringe joke lmao

This was an emotional rollercoaster.

The fact he knows nothing about what hes doing , makes this adorable and hilarious lmao

Alternative title: mums gonna get mad

@Name-tn1zg

3 жыл бұрын

@@baharm8892 yeah idk some ppl say he lives in Mexico some ppl say in California I’m confused

@Name-tn1zg

3 жыл бұрын

@Leilaa oh but he still makes videos in that cave house....so idk

@renee5443

3 жыл бұрын

@@Name-tn1zg he lives in Mexico

@onyx477

3 жыл бұрын

he lives in both Mexico and LA, Mexico for whenever, LA for his law studies

@cook.famsikyile

3 жыл бұрын

@@Name-tn1zg He lives in Mexico.

This is why it should be illegal for some people to cook

@lobzoy

4 жыл бұрын

yes.

@foompump1284

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@scholiosispinisballs7038

3 жыл бұрын

707 💖

@tanyalizette

3 жыл бұрын

OMG 707 DEFENDER OF JUSTICE WATCHES QUACKITY-

@Mo-hx3nm

3 жыл бұрын

DEFENDER OF JUSTICE 707!!!

The chat: EWWWW, YOU’RE DOING THIS WRONG! Quakity: ignores* Me: thinking he actually did good apart from the bacteria that was on it*

“Ok now let’s put it in the microwave” ITS NOT A MICROWAVE ITS A OVEN

@julianapestana1423

2 жыл бұрын

that is what i was saying 😭

Chat: "The yeast will not rise" Quackity: "I don't care" *the yeast didn't rise* Quackity: *_:0_*

@lissy3336

4 жыл бұрын

*surprise pikachu face^

@plausibillity2032

4 жыл бұрын

**shocked cave man face**

@horatio1316

4 жыл бұрын

What a mystery

@businessvinegardoppio3706

4 жыл бұрын

Horatio yeah we need the scooby doo gang on this

@na15542

4 жыл бұрын

F

quackity: 6000 people tell me what to do also quackity: doesn’t listen

@angyd

4 жыл бұрын

Title should be renamed: 6000 people throw suggestions at me and don't listen

@bioniclewaluigi4184

4 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAH

@plaguedoctor3680

4 жыл бұрын

V

@zfox5004

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Mrcaton..

3 жыл бұрын

Quack forgot put somthing on there people helped him

“Oh no, my “frigging” notes got *wet* “ - Quackity 2021

watching this again, legit crying halfway through it

you literally can tell he's mexican because of how many times he says his mom is gonna get mad at him

@irene-hf1wr

4 жыл бұрын

literally all families are like that expect white people

@anzu927

4 жыл бұрын

Im asian and instead my mom will get angry my grandma will

@scaraswife9591

4 жыл бұрын

peachy • i'm white and my mum will kill me if i make the kitchen dirty

@spongebobsquirtpants

4 жыл бұрын

it’s 2020 and people still think due to your race, you’re suppose to be raised a certain way.... yikes

@sweetestaphrodite

4 жыл бұрын

*@peachy* have you met ethnic european families?

Quackity: “im a professional chef” minutes later: “what does spraying the pan means can i use windex?”

@sheilablub

4 жыл бұрын

*can't differentiate the difference between a cup and a tablespoon*

@gametroster6194

4 жыл бұрын

@@sheilablub yo u stealing my comment?

@Zyphore727

4 жыл бұрын

@@gametroster6194 how is it stealing when its so simple to make the joke

@duckityduckkk

4 жыл бұрын

tries to use a strainer as a bowl

When he put the sugar on the bigger cup I was like "NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT THIS IS TOO MUCH!! "

@Smile-eu6oo

2 жыл бұрын

I was like no-no full stream

"I am a professional chef" *Immediately thinks a cup is a tsp*

“My mom is going to kill me” -Quackity every five seconds

@ley8443

4 жыл бұрын

proves everyone thinking he's actually a 14 year old bald man

@eeeee7841

4 жыл бұрын

fancy feast ngl i actually first thought he was like 15 yrs old 👁👄👁

@shiannafoxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@nobody-hy3vy I think he's 19

@soup9912

4 жыл бұрын

@@nobody-hy3vy he's 19 gonna be turning 20 in 7 months

@todotodolikesyou9518

4 жыл бұрын

@@soup9912 I thought he turned 19 this year?

Quackity: eats pizza. Stomach immediately after: *no*

@ginadavis885

4 жыл бұрын

pause that abort that

@enimo9241

4 жыл бұрын

and Quackity was never seen again

@thenoru.4435

4 жыл бұрын

*pizza*

@KenjiiZanee

4 жыл бұрын

It was just one bite too

@cushchristian1257

4 жыл бұрын

He was warned when that chef said it wasnt safe for human consumption 😂

12:00 i couldn't help but WHEEZE when he said "I got butter chat" and the way his faced looked FRJKHESUHIJWHUIGR

“And check this out, this is my favourite part check this out” *Flips the bowl upside down and the dough falls out* LMFAOOO

My favorite part of this stream was how he said that his mom wasn’t home and that she’s gonna kill him when she gets home but then he went in the room twice to ask her a question

@mynamo12

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@user-ln4ev9me7v

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised how his mom let's him yell cuss words.

@hayhayluxray

4 жыл бұрын

V _oice Do we know if she understands English cuss words though?

@user-ln4ev9me7v

4 жыл бұрын

@@hayhayluxray Has he ever mentioned that she can? I know he's from mexico.

@user-ln4ev9me7v

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Bruh It's called manners. And i'm pretty sure quackity knows what that means.

How does a pizza look undercooked and burnt at the same time

@chacharealsmooth7113

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@bharathimahadevkudavakkali5370

3 жыл бұрын

@Shreyaplayz1 hey u, u sound like my cousin named Shreya too..

@zivilebutkute3696

3 жыл бұрын

Its Quackity, only he can do it

@s0ftw4r38

3 жыл бұрын

m e t h

@sleep1289

3 жыл бұрын

don’t know what to say 🤪

Quackity: Dips finger in boiling water Also Quackity: Always wear your safety protector

God I just had to tune back into this masterpiece. I remember how I was dying when I first saw this thinking: “Man, I can’t cook for shit but even *I* know this is very wrong.”. I still think that

“You guys are so nice and helpful” The chat: “Daddy” “MOM REVEAL” “You look like a dad at Home Depot” “Flatty patty” “Divorced looking dad”

@leafinte9811

3 жыл бұрын

Nah some of the people said pp cam

@rexamada408

3 жыл бұрын

i am your 1k like

@AD3TT

3 жыл бұрын

3:38

@user-kq8xr2tn2k

3 жыл бұрын

why does thsi have so less replies?

@zawarudo7637

3 жыл бұрын

@@rexamada408 am your 3rd like

why did he pronounce it like coochie salt i'm f*cking crying-

@snakebxtez

3 жыл бұрын

COOCHIE SALT GGJGJGFF

@cherjii

3 жыл бұрын

AYYYY

@remihearqt

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO I SAW THIS AND I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE WHAT

@rodrickrulerz

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO I WAS LIKE coochie salt?

@moni8908

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I COULDN'T TELL WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT AT FIRST HGJSMGHCJHSDGHJCDW

2:23 THE WAY HE WADDLED TO THE SINK 😭😭

@southfox_2661

2 жыл бұрын

YASS

@HernyMathers

8 күн бұрын

*quackity is so adorable*

When he called for his mom for cooking spray is so adorable🥰🤚🏼

“I think it’s looking pretty good guys!” chat: **DOESNT HAVE A SINGLE LOWERCASE LETTER**

@chloe-dz6yb

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO THE WAY THE CHAT WERE TRYING TO TELL HIM ITS A MESS

@mk-ki4ls

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit hahahah

@RubberDuck_

Жыл бұрын

XDD FRRR

3:41 “Nutritional yeast is deactivated yeast and will not rise.” Alex: *aNyWaYs-*

@dorothyyy_s

3 жыл бұрын

His face realizing but still continuing 😭🖐

@emerson3669

2 жыл бұрын

9:27

@idafaridah9071

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@stevenspairofloppydisks

2 жыл бұрын

10:00

@enhalver_

2 жыл бұрын

15:42

“ oh you’re supposed to do it like in the movies!” *shows club penguin*

7:04 "We got this under control" * dries his hands with his notes *

The fact that he genuinely doesn't know what he is doing makes this a 100 times better

@toasterbath6997

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Clowndog8

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@kflozkh9087

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@bees4026

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@somecharactersarentallowed1305

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Quackity: let's imagine this dough is Pitbull's head *slices it in half with a knife*

@youraveragebraincells620

3 жыл бұрын

*-tenderly-*

@brain7900

3 жыл бұрын

My earwax is yellow

@vanilla_icecream3099

3 жыл бұрын

@@brain7900 very on topic brain, nice.

@eanakay9510

3 жыл бұрын

@@brain7900 thats nice?...

@RandomGamer-yo3tn

3 жыл бұрын

6:21

6:05 you call that a white shirt around your waist

the only thing i have to say is that... this man is studying to be a lawyer 😭

the way he just ignored the donation warning him the yeast wouldn’t rise😂

@doingyourmum___

3 жыл бұрын

He just looked at the message like: 👁👄👁

@lazistonec5114

3 жыл бұрын

@@doingyourmum___ I'm smart .. totally.. i feel like that was what he was thinking

@soy_blug

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp: 3:40

@eggboy26

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no... ANYWAYS

@notsootkauyet

3 жыл бұрын

@@eggboy26 Haha lol

he acts like a divorced drunk dad, thats trying to cook pizza for his kids.

@lovedempeaches4658

3 жыл бұрын

i originally scrolled through your comment thinking it was just another “you dress like a divorced dad” comment until i remembered what divorced dads are as a concept LMAOOO

@kookietheracingtrain8241

3 жыл бұрын

I love him

@darcystott2858

3 жыл бұрын

IMAOO

@shilohmartin6343

3 жыл бұрын

Aka my dad

@spacegrlvee

3 жыл бұрын

@@shilohmartin6343 haha 😂

6:27 u wont regret this.

9:46 = sad quackity hours

Lmao the chat kept saying stuff like “NOOOO” “Stop!”

@zadiostoreadorz4228

3 жыл бұрын

AND THEY WERE SPAMMING THE 🤢 EMOJI AND SAYING EW

@lils426

3 жыл бұрын

@@zadiostoreadorz4228 I DON’T BLAME THEM IT LOOKS VILE LMAOOOOOO

@zadiostoreadorz4228

3 жыл бұрын

@@lils426 IT DOES IT DOES💔💔💔

Quackity: I'm a professional Chef Also him: *doesn't even know what a tablespoon is*

@plausibillity2032

4 жыл бұрын

*whats a table spoon?*

@madjackzzz8545

4 жыл бұрын

he is a true cheif hes better them gordan ramsay :>

@otterlus

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was joking. And then he acted surprised when stream told him and I just--

@emmavermillion4740

4 жыл бұрын

A real chef doesn’t need measurements

anyone else notice that he cut the part where he effortlessly closes the fridge door and looks... just incredible doing it because i am raging now D: (it’s at 11:34)

He's mixing yeast, water, and sugar in a measuring cup with a spatula. Yes. that's my streamer.

Quackity: Yay I'm a professional chef Later: Can't even differentiate what's a cup and a table spoon

@s6on

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Ng 10:43

@m4gn3tic82

4 жыл бұрын

Later: wtf is gluten?

@shaqmacarambon3523

4 жыл бұрын

Also ignores something very important: 3:41

@icedceleste

4 жыл бұрын

That pained me-

Man, is the chat thirsty. And it's not for the tap water.

@anteatereater3151

3 жыл бұрын

Its for those pizza's

@Cinnigen

3 жыл бұрын

@@anteatereater3151 it’s for quackidaddy

@lianne8187

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@greenbin3028

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe chat is thirsting over a small afghanistan child

@Sehtareh

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenbin3028 isn’t he Mexican

He just completely set himself up to fail at the whole rising thing with gluten free four and nutritional yeast

Everyone during quarantine: 5:03

"despite you look hella fine you still dress like a divorced dad" we ain't forget

@barbie7367

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@jomartamin9572

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is confusing

@tttrinket

3 жыл бұрын

@@jomartamin9572 how so?

plot twist: quackity is actually HowToBasic

@KogetsuKuzunoha

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot eggs and milk so no

@rottenchickennugget9005

3 жыл бұрын

@@matejhausman6403 -_-

@TheMinecraftGaming2007YT

3 жыл бұрын

@@matejhausman6403 its just a joke lol Dont you know that Warrun is not actually HowToBasic

@TheMinecraftGaming2007YT

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, HowToBasic and Quackity's Kitchen looks the same

@tomgabin

3 жыл бұрын

I just got an ad snd the guy said "These are unusual times" lol

6:50 ITS HAPPY FLOUR MAN

YOUR HANDWRITING IS SO GOOD I CANT DID YOU WRITE THATehwjakdjsj😭😭😭

“ We got this under control chat. “ * Proceeds to ruin recipe sheet *

@derushcore9514

3 жыл бұрын

General kenobi

@sawdof9799

3 жыл бұрын

You have the same profile as the person above you I

@fluentinsmart6925

3 жыл бұрын

😯😯😯😯

@ecliq_

2 жыл бұрын

He needs my glasses🧍‍♀️

When he was crying I thought he was either reassuring himself that the pizza would be good while having a breakdown, or he was actually proud of himself

@Soup-10

4 жыл бұрын

It’s all of those at the same time

@mehr818

4 жыл бұрын

Lööp yup

@bartsimpsonskrub5514

4 жыл бұрын

he's scared about his mom

@AaqibMHassan

4 жыл бұрын

He cried when a donation said that a health inspector is giving Quackity a 3-weeks notice before they shut the restaurant down. Here's the clip: clips.twitch.tv/SleepyPlayfulWasabiPMSTwin

@ozzao12

4 жыл бұрын

Um... idk if this was a question but here’s the answer: *yes*

Quackity: **aggressively beats his pizza dough up** also Quackity: says uppercut but *proceeds to do a lowercut.*

sad that the chat saw mom reveal but we didnt

imagine everyone watching this in tears, screaming in agony as he creates a poisonous “pizza”

@insertcurrentmemehere8855

4 жыл бұрын

Or literally anyone who's ever cooked

@galihgalileohartanto9988

4 жыл бұрын

bruh i literally scream because he use a straw container.

@bryannguien2

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao i think any chef in italy is tired of the millions of tourist asking for pizza. They probably hate it at this point

@chandlerjackson4826

4 жыл бұрын

Lol my nana watched this and she pointed out everything he did wrong lol she’s Italian

@Exlipse703

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsey would be disappointed lol

Quackity doesn’t have to worry about getting the COVID vaccine after eating that pizza

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

I clicked on this and I said oh dear god

@theoo455

3 жыл бұрын

he will get the covid from the pizza lmao

@wadahel_1

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoo455 lol

@almondmilktea4891

3 жыл бұрын

.....

@kuhromi2995

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

1:19 his handwriting pog

The number of curse blockouts when he dropped the pizza iM DIYINGGGG

This was physically painful to witness

@alang.n2837

4 жыл бұрын

Obama

@Theman-kr9fm

4 жыл бұрын

Obama is now a chef

@barackobamagaming2475

4 жыл бұрын

Brother?

@nebby0101

3 жыл бұрын

I've made pizza for a long time and the fact that Alex didnt let the yeast rise just hurt me too much

@amari9405

3 жыл бұрын

Obama

Quack: imagine being an item and still being called virgin Me, asexual: am i a joke to you

@tamaragiashvili1709

3 жыл бұрын

Same... same

@amaranthdahlia

3 жыл бұрын

you calling urself an item

@LL-tr5et

3 жыл бұрын

ok chair

@nicolasfierro2143

3 жыл бұрын

But your not an item

@bellafeitelson5484

3 жыл бұрын

Haha same

the “pp cam” dono made me laugh more than it should

3:41 when nutritional yeast is deactivated yeast and will not rise~

Normal people: gets small spoon or thermometer to check if the water is hot. Big brain Quackity: *sticks finger in boiling water* yes mama Mia it adds more flavour.

@vk_mel

3 жыл бұрын

MAMMA MIA LMAOOO

@ciel3277

3 жыл бұрын

YESSS LMAOOOOO

@genderless_tree2582

3 жыл бұрын

He can just hover his hand from the water thats wht i do

@nikolas1653

3 жыл бұрын

I put my finger in Too :>

@saadsaadalotibi8500

3 жыл бұрын

The person above you have the same pfp as you

The only thing edible in this video is Quackity himself

@ghostface3577

3 жыл бұрын

Simp alert

@dragonanimeart2019

3 жыл бұрын

Dimp

@amirghorbani5449

3 жыл бұрын

Cannibal spotted

@turtle_jj

3 жыл бұрын

Wow i love how this replies

@electric_creeper

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a cannibalistic simp

The part when he said "beah!" In the karate part is just attractive😭✨

2:49 Quackity: i dont have a mixer thing... Me: I DUB THEE THE STIR STICK!

I can't tell if he's messing with everyone or actually doesn't know how cooking works i'm-

@goon_ass1675

3 жыл бұрын

He's an adult, he most likely can cook but is just putting up an act.

@plug6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@goon_ass1675 well as far as we know quackity, i doubt that

@goon_ass1675

3 жыл бұрын

@@plug6790 a lot of KZreadrs are funny and inexperienced like him but put on personas and acts for content. He's a grown man. He most likely took Home Ec. or Life Skills in middle/high school. We don't know what he's like off screen because nearly none of us know him in real life.

@plug6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@goon_ass1675 well its a fair argument dude. Guess we will never know x

@digitosimfan7314

3 жыл бұрын

Bitches be like I’m-. Your what? What are you??

Why am I simping over his outfit help

@urmom-rf4ch

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO AUWBGKSGDKSJA

@ciel3277

3 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEEE

@abbylanerd

3 жыл бұрын

I like his hat

@hollywynn999

3 жыл бұрын

yes me too

@jems1837

3 жыл бұрын

Simping is a disease sis get well soon luv xoxo 👅❤♥️⚘

Love the way he still worried about his mom getting mad

3:42 LMAO HIS FACE WAS LIKE 🙂-😅 "Okayy''

“You guys are so nice and helpful” The chat: PP REVEAL LMAO DADDY “Flatty patty” “Divorced looking dad”

@fernpear4789

3 жыл бұрын

Best fans 😃🤛🏻

@freekayf

3 жыл бұрын

"take off your jacket"

@myth0295

3 жыл бұрын

@@freekayf eh?

@xinn6564

3 жыл бұрын

@@freekayf omg are u talking about THAT stream (the stream where he took off his jacket)

@freekayf

3 жыл бұрын

@@xinn6564 YESSS THATS THE ONE

"Preheat your oven at 430 frames per second." This is why you never let a gamer near a kitchen unless theyve actually cooked before

@myo759

3 жыл бұрын

Me being a gamer girl but also pretty good in the kitchen and has made many things including pizza multiple times: 🥲 👁👄👁 🥲

@Kai-pf9yv

3 жыл бұрын

@@myo759 me a gamergirl not even knowing how to make rice- (i dont have a rice cooker so stfu)

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

Frames??? I missed this when was it XD

@ashdavison104

3 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised he didn’t set it to 666 tbh

@mve121

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kai-pf9yv you just need a pot and hot water for rice

As an italian... I died

I was reading his chat and I don't like how some are being so rude and not really helping him out their just watching and saying hurtful things. Other than that he was very good at trying to cook pizza, ya'll can't disagree with me U^U