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So much energy and youthfulness for an elderly man so close to death.
@ajsap8160
4 жыл бұрын
reece terrifying isn’t it. What’s even more terrifying is that we all will be there some day.
@stevew2192
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty good for having so many dents!
@benderdy3893
4 жыл бұрын
53. He still has some time before elderly
@johnf1979
4 жыл бұрын
Way too much energy for an 82 year old man must be doing TRT
@1eporis
4 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia 'my buddy Byron callen tried using the old man face filter once, and a picture of a coffin showed up'
Chin did a great job remastering this old black and white footage
@vizomediagroupvmg3355
4 жыл бұрын
Callen Is one of the best ever though
@hueydao8637
4 жыл бұрын
who is the voice actor that redubbed this silent film?
@B-RaDD
4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Bankaimg
4 жыл бұрын
It was jamie
@TheDaner
4 жыл бұрын
I read this was from 1942.
This kid's material is pretty strong, he's so young too, so he has plenty of time to grow and improve
@sg4236
4 жыл бұрын
I see Callen started doing burner accounts too. 😂
@matt8797
4 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, he’s actually 78
@fyt6085
4 жыл бұрын
The entire dynamic that made the whole delia , brenden etc... bantering and comedy work so well on the podcast is because of Callen and his setups. His standup is ok. Deliad standup is ok. Theos stand up is good. But yeah this annoying old fuck deserves some credit overall
@emjay2d
4 жыл бұрын
@@fyt6085 hmmm... interesting backhanded compliment. ill take it rofl :P also the kids got a piece on him
@MrSoLiDIcEplays
4 жыл бұрын
are you saying his future is bright?
Best Ted talk i ever saw congrats Bryan!
@sloughlin8222
4 жыл бұрын
Underappreciated comment. Funny stuff man. Mmm 'acomedian so trust me
@sloughlin8222
4 жыл бұрын
Undertones of jim Norton
@lucasmelo010
4 жыл бұрын
Now that is a good comment@!
@keenl4057
4 жыл бұрын
Whats a ted talk?
Man it's crazy seeing these high profile Hollywood actors just dive into comedy. Looks like he'll really benefit from opening for Chris D'elia.
@rconn4501
4 жыл бұрын
Opening for D'elia?! Pump your fkn brakes, my lady! Dents has much GROWING as a comedian before CD even knew he existed. Luckily, he's got energetic youthfulness on his side to blossom into a C or B-list comic. If he was ever invited on Rogan or Brenda's podcast, he'd grow like Ari, Bert, Tom, Theo & Schultz!
@micah7099
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Callen has been in comedy for a few decades
@yooyeez
4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn these fucken comments are cracking me up
@dalelane1948
4 жыл бұрын
Lol, you actually got a few bites
@HandiHelp101
4 жыл бұрын
alexisnaranjo he sounds like his shtick is Chris D’elia
Bryan sounds like he’s been trying to clear his throat for 50 years
@alnotbiggaytho7124
4 жыл бұрын
He's not Joey Diaz but still true
@Valliant2007
3 жыл бұрын
50?! Try 100 at least!!
I bet chris loves seeing his little apprentice take off like this.
@lexdiamond9827
4 жыл бұрын
Chris may be bigger but callens been around way longer........ way
@NicStride
4 жыл бұрын
@@lexdiamond9827 Callens literally been doing comedy for over 85 years! Good thing Brandon Schwab showed him podcasts and brought him from black and white to colour!
@jansendawe9212
4 жыл бұрын
@@lexdiamond9827 you missed the joke lex chris used to literally open for Bryan.. now im a way bigger Chris fan hahahaha
@rumba6110
4 жыл бұрын
You forget that Chris comes from Bryan's rib, son
@rick33331
4 жыл бұрын
Actually looks a bit like chris' movement
I seen this guy at an underground street fighting tournament. He beat everybody in under a minute.
@londerg1307
4 жыл бұрын
That crazy i seen him in a taekwondo tournament in a forest in Alabama he eye gouged all of his opponent’s was pretty surreal
@randomTVSWE
4 жыл бұрын
Did you make this account Bryan?
@truenorth5975
4 жыл бұрын
*beatoff
@dolfdervish8495
4 жыл бұрын
I seen him in a thong as a "pool boy" being chased around by Pauly Shore on MadTV.
@truthlevato
4 жыл бұрын
That's crazy I saw this guy save 5 people being robbed by a dozen heavyweight bodybuilders by using his boxing & takedown defense.
If I tell you to eat it, you get psoriasis
Its strange how he dehydrated himself for his biggest routine of his life
@100_1OO________1
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah wtf LOL? He sounds and looks super dehydrated
@DeSanto127
4 жыл бұрын
Allen Silva I think his father was ill when he did his special also
@tjaulak4549
4 жыл бұрын
yyy'criptkeeper
@justinthomas2334
4 жыл бұрын
he had an underground kung fu tournament after and had to make weight
@RiseAgainstLolz
4 жыл бұрын
dude look at his drawn out face, i think he genuinely did cut weight to look slightly more shredded
Imagine how good this guy will be in his 80s
@2pacfan56
4 жыл бұрын
How good he was* in his 80s
@dalelane1948
4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t you seen the pirated beta max films from back when he was 80?
The way he got you to question his character in the beginning made the end so much more impactful. That was an awesome joke
This had a........solid message. Cool
@ManuelPestana
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, eat your cookie ahha
@user-wb7nv9ht1g
3 жыл бұрын
was the message about rape?
@adamada101
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-wb7nv9ht1g not what I took from it..... Is that what you got? You should see someone about that.
Bryan "Never Looked Older" Callen
@quinnsack
4 жыл бұрын
Bryan "never looked un-funnier" callen is unfunny
@aaron4ism
4 жыл бұрын
Tony Quinn someone reads tabloid magazines....
@2pacfan56
4 жыл бұрын
@@quinnsack knows ss'little bout comedy
Holy shit. They had color tv back then!?! Love these classic talkin moving pictures. Those wrinks started early.
@JeffWarren47
4 жыл бұрын
👽Greetings James. I GUARANTEE you will LAUGH at least 3 times.Watch my 2nd OPEN MIC and COMMENT if u LIKE.Thanks!!
@starwarsnerdlife9893
4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Warren I watched and laughed twice. Sorry I’m a smart ass Lol. Funny good stuff sir. Hope to see you where you want to be soon!!!
His tone of voice sounds like its whisper fighting with no one.
@K-A5
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
This joke had it all! Ups downs twists turns laughs and tears. And in the end a really good lesson for everyone.
@loopsruby
4 жыл бұрын
Sure did.
@amiracleone2803
4 жыл бұрын
I seen Brian Callen beat 280 guys to win the Kumite tournament. I heard maybe they made a movie about it starring some French guy Dam Van.
@Thatdudewiththedogs
3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@MichaloMayers
Ай бұрын
@@loopsruby so cringe and fabricated.. nursing home and children's hospital material.. yikes!
I know i was supposed to laugh but the story made me tear up. Beautiful work Bryan Callen!
@mariannekevin9698
4 жыл бұрын
Egor Fomin same here.
@Adubs917
2 жыл бұрын
🧢
@ericvutran4140
Жыл бұрын
Same
This is the first time I've ever heard this guy skit or stand up. That was a totally awesome story. I will look more for his work. Thank you so much for the video
This guy flexes his biceps the whole set I love it
@soilent9618
4 жыл бұрын
I don't blame him. Guy's got a back like a barrel of snakes.
@raydon14ify
4 жыл бұрын
What biceps?
@Thatdudewiththedogs
4 жыл бұрын
Cringe asf.
@narkahtiks3578
4 жыл бұрын
was he really? I couldn’t see it
I was completely with him on that adventure. Incredible story, told brilliantly, fantastic comedy with a message. Bryan, you're a legend!!
@fred3831
2 жыл бұрын
I must have missed the comedy part
@mbPhase23
2 жыл бұрын
@@fred3831 it’s delightful that you’re compelled to snidely inform me that you’re unamused. I bet Bryan could do a good 10 to 15 mins of comedy about how bitch that is. And it would be funny.
@mbPhase23
2 жыл бұрын
And it’s bitch to edit a comeback but the autocorrects infinite wisdom changed “comedy” to “fondest” for some unknown fucking reason and now I’m pissed. And it’s all your fault for being a stone-hearted critic and pouring your blandness all over my comment.
@fred3831
2 жыл бұрын
@@mbPhase23 I like the old mans podcast but this is the first bit of stand up I’ve seen and don’t really get it. What is the joke? It seems more like he’s just telling a story with vague hints of comedy but no real jokes.
@mbPhase23
2 жыл бұрын
@@fred3831 now I go and have a bit of fun replying to your comment in expectation of a little sword fight and you’re being all reasonable and likeable, which insinuates my reply was out of order and further implies that you’re above such silliness and we all know that’s a well played psychological power move. Comedy is subjective, so the conversation is moot. I find it funny. You don’t. Let’s end this interaction with a jumping slow mo high five that misses at the last second. It’s aptly inadequate. But just as you’re almost out of ear shot I shout Bryan Callen forever and ruin it all.
For a wrinkly old gay owl, he’s pretty funny
@JeffWarren47
4 жыл бұрын
👽Greetings Graham. I GUARANTEE you will LAUGH at least 3 times.Watch my 2nd OPEN MIC and COMMENT if u LIKE.Thanks!!
Every year I come to this video. Bryan is the best story teller in comedy,
This the first stand up I ever seen of callen, he's actually really good lol
@DFDBEAST
4 жыл бұрын
This one and the one before are great
@PuffTheMagicHobo
4 жыл бұрын
Schaub and Rogan “bully” him for a reason
@liggerstuxin1
4 жыл бұрын
PuffTheMagicHobo cause they’re all not funny and are all insecure?
@MA-pd6hf
4 жыл бұрын
No he's not.. lol
@xjuice_leex
4 жыл бұрын
If you think this was good, check out his comedy debut at the World's Fair.
R.I.P Bryan.. Terrible what happened. He was truly a treasure. Love you man. Thanks for all the laughs and great memories.
@VengefulPolititron
4 жыл бұрын
He was s'old. S'it was expected.
@jamieissorry99
4 жыл бұрын
at the young age of 87 too, shame
@ygt9290
4 жыл бұрын
Bro when he actually dies there is no way I can believe that because of this they'll have to show his dead body.
@googleuser859
4 жыл бұрын
Taken in his prime... The good ones always die super young.
😂😂😂 “I’ve been looking for you in these tabloid magazines.”
the absolute peacocking and not giving a fuck gets me everytime. love brians standup
It’s crazy how superior he is at comedy to Brendan and Rogan
@Stopcrying33
4 жыл бұрын
Is this callen's burner account
@aharrymarry
4 жыл бұрын
ahahaa it's true , so weird but true
@anyoneelse7587
4 жыл бұрын
The opening is identical to a rogan bit with some basketball player. the guarding the white house bit.
@Earthad23
4 жыл бұрын
0Ddawg22 trueness
@davidaldridge5716
4 жыл бұрын
Iol I was watching that cringing wondering if I would have ever heard his name if not for Rogan 🤔
Huh, so this what the Cryptkeeper is up to these days
One of my favorite specials. Thanks for the laughs wr’inks.
Chin amazing job making 1983 look like 2003 its absolutely amazing
"So if you really believe in equality, don't categorize. Treat each other like individuals." Yesss!
One of the best pieces of modern comedy I've ever seen. He will be sorely missed.
The cookie monster saves lives! 😭
This is literally Bryan callen on the podcast...lol...I LOVE it...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Mr Callen. He is such an awesome human!
The Kid just did what D'elia will never do; he engineered laughter & cheer AND taught me something. 👑
0:41 "I was about to s"take my seat." S'kid's learnin' the ways of the young.
Man that “flying the plain to smoother air” part got me 😂😂
"The Cookie Monster saves lives!" should be a tshirt.
I wonder if Callen knows that his fan can just see him live, no reason to make an entire comedy special for his fan! 🤷♂️
@mileswilliams4807
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TrendSettrNick
4 жыл бұрын
Over 300,000 fan
@mcteoful
4 жыл бұрын
Say a mi' moose
@jabeyta442
4 жыл бұрын
@@mcteoful a mi'
@2pacfan56
4 жыл бұрын
@@jabeyta442 tighten up your diction right now!
Fun fact: Bryan Callen was born "Bryanicus Callunis" in Sparta and was one of the 300 and he (obviously) singlehandedly killed 70% of the Persians. . But Changed his name in 1915 as a way of dealing with his midlife crisis.
@tripfisk4246
4 жыл бұрын
You tried too hard with this comment.
@aaron4ism
4 жыл бұрын
Trip Fisk just facts, it's worth a google 😉
Bryan’s fan loved this!!
This was surprisingly good.
He's no Chris D'elia but he's trying his best
@craigclement5079
4 жыл бұрын
Queensboro15 he murders D’elia’s standup. Chris is funnier off the cuff on podcasts but even then it’s due to Bryan’s setups.
@craigclement5079
4 жыл бұрын
Just mah ‘pinion
@craigclement5079
4 жыл бұрын
Kigoz4Life agreed. Him and Theo are in the same boat. Love em both just not watching their specials 🤷♂️
@JeffWarren47
4 жыл бұрын
👽Greetings Earthlings. I GUARANTEE you will LAUGH at least 3 times.Watch my 2nd OPEN MIC and COMMENT if u LIKE.Thanks!!
@tripfisk4246
4 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia isn't even Chris D'elia. You people are so easily entertained.
Damn it this guy is my 3rd favourite comedian from the 40s
this old dude still got it
One of my favorite bits of all time 👏
“On the dot.. ON THE DOT!” I see Shades of D’Elia 😅
@grapograc
4 жыл бұрын
And that first part about how Lebron and him don't look like the same specie is a Rogan bit..
@TheHarrip
4 жыл бұрын
Where do you think Chris got it from?
@HEXPO
4 жыл бұрын
delia looks like the momo challenge lol
@modus18
4 жыл бұрын
Go back and watch older Callen stuff...thats his shtick.
@mattsummers3018
4 жыл бұрын
Someone hasn't studied and watched their comedy history very well. LOL @ D'elia influencing Callen.
Remember when Netflix was interested in Bryans special but wanted to reshoot it in better quality and Brayson convinced him to release it with their crappy online show skits instead of the biggest platform for it? Then when it comes time for Brodon to get a special somehow he does it on showtime
@victoralley708
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Schaub is the worst
I love Complicated Apes, brilliant special and such a great performer. A real legend of comedy.
this feels like this is being presented at my high school
Word on the street is that Bryan’s dating Rosie O’Donnell
When schaub had his special, you guys didn't post a SECOND of it... I wonder why
@Betterbeginner
4 жыл бұрын
Because it sucked
@KnighTTimer98
4 жыл бұрын
They did post some though.
My great great great great grandfather relates to this comedian
Bryan is the funniest comedian . When he does the whistle, I just die!
From the bottom of my heart I want to thank Wrinks for posting this. Every single night is a battle to get my toddler to sleep and now I can play this and within 2 minutes hes out cold. Appreciate it you old man
@peterstainer731
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
I like how they digitally restored this turn of the century open forum.
"I can't wait to say no" lol
wow. such a well run joke. you can tell how much time and effort was put in to this craft of story telling. hilarious and fantastic. just want to say congrats to chris on coaching such a smooth piece. what an incredible generous guy.
love Brys stand up wish we could see more
Much respect to a REAL comedian! The sick part is you know Brendan sees this and critiques it like he’s better but we will never forget that worst of all time special you put out bubba
@holystone3736
4 жыл бұрын
Real comedians?man wtf are you talking this shit was so bad it's painful
“Can’t find you in any tabloid magazines everywhere”
Man he’s so good
48-47 Reyes
@karljonson3287
4 жыл бұрын
That right there
@rjw4149
4 жыл бұрын
how is that relevant?
@karljonson3287
4 жыл бұрын
@@rjw4149 how is it not
@yahyeet6637
4 жыл бұрын
casual
@fyt6085
4 жыл бұрын
@@yahyeet6637 jones fanboy
I didn't notice how much he sounds like Chris D'elia when he talks, but he also sounds like a substitute teacher doing a condescending impression of him.
Hilarious bit from the kid an I know you don’t read these but also super insightful an a lesson everyone needs to hear! You’re a great person for an old guy! Love ya brother
The king of cheap tricks. Love your work old man x
The Man Dragon!
that big girl gave B “the biz”
Golden comedy right there. Fantastic job Bryan Callen.
had in me in tears!... love ya work!
What's that thing hanging off his neck? ... Never mind. It's his neck.
@asmarthamster
4 жыл бұрын
hassleoffa underrated
Its truly amazing what ghosts can do nowadays.
It's really cool they restored some old black and white footage for our boy wrinks.
Haha man this is a top notch bit I love the message, now just please order the surf and turf
Bryan’s standup is actually really good
@holystone3736
4 жыл бұрын
? Wtf? This is horrible
This guy already had a special? I thought he just started comedy...
@dachers1238
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Delia's apprentice is going places.
@Iwasthewalrus
4 жыл бұрын
@@dachers1238 I thought he was Chris's underling! It's just hard to picture because Chris is SO young and Brian is SO old...
@dachers1238
4 жыл бұрын
@@Iwasthewalrus Yeah it's pretty crazy to think that this guy would be nowhere without Chris's guidance and help.
@dachers1238
4 жыл бұрын
@@BigKevinSports He also tried to follow Chris's path to success but had to quit early into it because Chris's future is too bright and Bryan forgot his sunglasses...
Of the 20 specials I've seen, bryan callen is one of the best
Wrink actually came off as self-aware, instead of just an ass. Very funny.
Bryan has a pretty good......."act". Mmmmso proud
@2pacfan56
4 жыл бұрын
You should see his....."boxing" sometime
That was not only hilarious but deep in wisdom. 🙏🏿 ,god bless everyone who reads this.
He moves so well for 86
Chris' son is really starting to fill his father's boots
"And now I have soriosis"
@2pacfan56
4 жыл бұрын
Hes sweet tart tartin all over town
@victoralley708
4 жыл бұрын
*psoriasis
Say what you will..... the message is golden and the delivery is genius.
safe feel good comedy for everyone's facebook feed.The kinda comedy your old teacher will share.
Hold on a minute, I didn't realise the Wright Flyer seated so many.
Bryan Callen under rated and best comic out there!
Incredible set and genius joke with a valuable lesson
Callen rocks it again. Love this guy, especially his hunting gigs. Keep bringing it.
I thought this was comedy, my bad i got clickbaited
He looks like a fighter in the middle of a bad weight cut.
@VinylUnboxings
4 жыл бұрын
That's why he's "The Fighter"
Gotta love the Kid. He was in my hometown here Chicago too bad i couldnt go to the show
Bryan is perfect for Netflix
This guys pretty good, he should consider doing this full time
Wow took 10 minutes and almost gave callen a heart attack with all those movements just to deliver a punchline.. jeeeeez
@lupereyes4357
4 жыл бұрын
What punch line? Im still waiting for something to laugh at!?
How many times can I like this? Are there more times?
B is the undisputed Stand-up Wall Street Journal Champion of the Century......
Little did yall know that nurse saved bryan from dying of old age to