why he talkin like he tryna seduce us bro😭😭

@ShamBTW

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he thinks you are a minor

@yenkiwong7980

Жыл бұрын

maybe because he is

@countbleck4026

Жыл бұрын

its like what if i tell you it worked

@ticky5716

Жыл бұрын

Are you getting seduced?

@lefcso

Жыл бұрын

@@countbleck4026 It's like I know exactly what you mean

His facial expressions and the way he speaks makes it look like the video is AI generated

@tobiaconte5012

Жыл бұрын

They said hes using ai on his eyes to not make it look like hes reading something

@alexanderfaes

Жыл бұрын

​​@@tobiaconte5012 no he's not if you watched some vids of him you notice his eyes are always like this plus he's legit sometimes looking at his screen so there is no AI

@someone-nm8lq

Жыл бұрын

True he was so embarrassed to make a real vid so he made an AI do it

@danielstrakna5081

Жыл бұрын

He has a lazy eye I think

@user-bi7ue8vg3z

Жыл бұрын

More like psychopath

bro got that AI stare

@haruki8782

Жыл бұрын

He's reading the script 💀

@guilhermehenrique-zj5tt

Жыл бұрын

nvidia eye staring AI. XD

@armand9592

Жыл бұрын

Bro is starring at 2 thing at the same time reading the script and watching his next victim

@user-ow7wn9mb5b

Жыл бұрын

@@armand9592 BRUH LMAOOOOOOOOO

ACTIVE: Cookielol enters Evasion for 2 seconds: a defensive stance that causes him to dodge all incoming non-Turret turret basic attacks and take 25% reduced damage from all area of effect abilities from Champion champions. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second, and does so automatically after the duration. RECAST: Cookielol deals magic damage to nearby enemies, with the total damage increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase, and stuns them for 1 second.

@babbymanweeb6076

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@TechSuportScamer

Жыл бұрын

This ability prioritizes underage champions

@Hecarim420

Жыл бұрын

I knew it sounds familiar xD (one of picks since s2👀ツ)

@lordgrimm2905

Жыл бұрын

He also activates predator before casting it

@xayaphile3834

Жыл бұрын

lmao PDF file champion

Never pick jax kids, its not worth it

@jasperosterlund6308

Жыл бұрын

Also never pick Kids, definetly not worth it

@8jjiyu654

Жыл бұрын

@@jasperosterlund6308 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@zauvimoo

Жыл бұрын

I just started maining jax a few weeks ago ;-;

@ulisesplays2307

Жыл бұрын

A message only for "Kids" Huh? Something That You wanna reveal sir?

@stooplights2192

Жыл бұрын

@@zauvimoo idg the jax meme

The apology is unwatchable from the amount of cringe

@bestgirlaqua7856

Жыл бұрын

what is he even apologizing for?

@eagle5818

Жыл бұрын

@@bestgirlaqua7856 what do you think lmao

@Miguel211216

Жыл бұрын

the chat was top tier comedy.

@eoufi

Жыл бұрын

@@bestgirlaqua7856 basically he was exposed for being a pedo and a creep while also not paying his mods

@bestgirlaqua7856

Жыл бұрын

@@eagle5818 no idea. I do not even follow cookie as why I am asking

jump scare at the start 💀

I didnt know predator was viable on adc

@prabhavsinha6023

Жыл бұрын

lord xD

@Peri0dikRedz

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@warsaint3579

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀🤣

@PickleADC

Жыл бұрын

lmaooooooooooo

@vothanhtrong4453

Жыл бұрын

yooooooo, bro woke up and chose violence😂

his apology is the embodiment of the Im Only Human After all meme xd

@OG_ALviK

Жыл бұрын

Hes a 22yo who'se being stupid for things he did years ago. Give him some slack

KZreadr/Streamer apologyze starter pack: -Speaks in low voice. -Pretends to cry or be sad, so the people will empathize with you. -"I hate myself", "I'm a terrible person", "I will never do X thing again", "I'll take a break from internet". -Do a pre-recorded apologize to evade real time questions. -Disappears for a time and comes back like nothing happened.

@raindropsdown7338

Жыл бұрын

Like seriously, why do these streamers even apologize to their viewers. He should apologize to the people he actually harmed, all the mods/editors who never got their money, all the girls he molested etc.

@matheusklein7857

Жыл бұрын

@@raindropsdown7338 agreed, the most hurt ppl are those who suffered due to his actions; his viewers are also disappointed (to say the LEAST) tho. I hope this* pos gets what he deserves from now on

@randomness4989

Жыл бұрын

You forgot "i m a human after all"

@zslak9169

Жыл бұрын

actually accurate

@ljsbmac

Жыл бұрын

What he did was disgusting, but life goes on and he still has to live his life, he still has to follow his dreams and passions, just because he messed up doesn’t mean his life has to stop

When I heard the first second of this ASMR apology I knew it was going to be unbearable

idk he is creepy af XDD

@opportunity3278

Жыл бұрын

Like he actually thinks hes that one gloomy and sexy dude who gets everyone, nah this JAX mains audacity is through the roof.

@k1ng298

Жыл бұрын

His videos are also weird AF for me I knew that something is wrong with him

ACTIVE: Cookielol slows the target enemy child by 75% over the cast time, then banishes them with him to the Paedo Realm for 7 seconds. Cookie also consumes the target's innocence for 7 seconds, satisfying himself for 10% of their maximum health and reducing their current Attack damage, Ability power , total attack speed, maximum health, armor, magic resist, and size by 10%, in addition to gaining them for himself. If the target gets molested while inside the Paedo Realm, Cookielol keeps their partial stats until they come of age.

@geoDB.

Жыл бұрын

Active: Cookielol chomps child, doing true damage. If he successfully eats them, he gains maximum health

i legit dont understand how people can discuss an apology that is actually inaudible

@jelou67

Жыл бұрын

true didn't watch more than a min

@moistnugget141

Жыл бұрын

skipping through the whole "apology" to watch the reactions. Like no matter what he says there is a *90 page pdf* detailing every shit he's done. That isn't redeemable.

@sgtjuju2389

Жыл бұрын

@@moistnugget141 omg a pdf about him being a pdf. There are no coincidences.

@kampybballer21

Жыл бұрын

@@moistnugget141I could make a 900 page pdf on you ez, it's called making stuff up LOL

@bjarnonegames5394

Жыл бұрын

@@kampybballer21 so you wanna say that everything there is made up and that cookie just actually didnt know that he doesnt need to apologize, or did cookie actually apologize bcs maybe there is a lot of trith in that pdf

I like how he's more focused on forcing himself to cry than what he's actually saying. You could cut 3 onions in front of this man and his fake AI ass still wouldn't shed a tear.

the 0:10 jumpscare after seeing his face is crazy 💀💀💀💀

@WettFartt

Жыл бұрын

Jax jump scare 😱

love this new genre of asmr! apology vids have always been my favorite and im so happy to see that my favorite streamer cookielol is now making apology asmr vids! love it!

VAYNE PASSIVE NIGHT HUNTER Vayne ruthlessly hunts evil-doers, gaining 45 Move Speed when moving toward nearby enemy minors.

As moistcritickal said making an apology video is the biggest loss you can take, no matter the reaction and response if you made an apology video you are just gonna fk up even harder

@doinky4345

Жыл бұрын

@@justchillingdaniel9179yeah nah not with this situation hopefully the community wont give that pdf an audience anymore

@doinky4345

Жыл бұрын

like i agree with your point if you accidentally get caught saying a slur or something that gets taken out of context, but this is a diff situation

@lakiog1938

Жыл бұрын

​@@doinky4345 Did he actually do anything with a 13 yr old or was it just the 16 yr old cus he was 19 and I wouldn't say that's anywhere near pedophilia

They should just make a jax skin for this guy already

the funniest part of this whole thing is apparently it's not pre-reccorded, this was live. everyone thought it was pre-recorded cuz how cringe and shit it was.

at the end he should ve promoted his patreon again

Cookie taught me to always build void staff against Annie for that additional 40% penetration.

Bro wtf look at his facial expression, his eyes, his tone of voice and the fake sniffles etc. He's actually pretending to display emotion. This is not an apology this is a last attempt at salvaging he's a predator till the end tf.

@lightcred8758

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, his emotions are clearly fake he literally doesn't feel bad at all. Who tf liked this predator to begin with

@eriswist7269

Жыл бұрын

@@lightcred8758 apparently he bots his viewers too. so probably no one

@andrejzecevic4352

Жыл бұрын

Legit shark eyes of someone who was too stupid to pull it off successfully

@OsirusHandle

Жыл бұрын

I dont think he is a predator, hes just a stupid horny creep. Sociopath ig.

cookies apology..ye i saw it 20 times already and its so inspirating, gotta see it again!

"Akshan speaks louder than words -Dr. Uttut

I honestly don't care if he is truly sorry or not. The problem is that he wouldn't be sorry right now, if he hadn't been caught.

im sorry for flash ulting

what was his main as adc? so we know whats the equivalent of a jax main as an adc

About the payments: "i know it can really hurt you to not get thing you were promessed" it shows imo that he has hard time putting himself in others shoes as not getting paid is more maddening, upsetting, obnoxious rather than hurtful After that he makes up excuses as to why we shouldn't hate him, that he will go to therapy and be cured and that everything will be normal then and you should like him again for that effort and at this moment he looks genuinely sad XD just 30 seconds of clip is enough to know that he does regret his actions not because they were disgusting but because the backlash hurt him

can anyone tell me the long story short plz?^^

“Im sorry guys I don’t wanna get a real job, please guys forgive me and put me in this fortunate position again! Yeah I was a shitty person but everyone ain’t perfect bro” A response like this wouldn’t make a difference to whatever cookie just whispered on his video

He shows the emotion of a wooden door, how can he pretend to cry without even changing that blank face lmao, it's so fake and so obvious that it hurts in the brain

I can't wait for Cookie to return for a korean challenger run in the top lane!

Nvidia eye tracker working overtime

@hundimbuero

2 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

I can't even watch this apology, no idea whats in it or what he addresses, it's insane how close up the camera is and how he stares into it without blinking with a soft deep voice. What the hell.

@Nyx__

Жыл бұрын

This is going instant F-tier on my apology video tierlist.

What’s crazy is he recorded this, had to have rewatched it to see how it sounded, and thought yup this is the one time to post it

first impression was cookielol is doing ASMR streams now

His face just looks wrong bro. Would love to dropkick it, but that's just my personal opinion and shi 😹

@osahazel

Жыл бұрын

i hated him at first sight with his yt shorts

bro got dat irl FOV hack to get a wider range of minors 😭

It's honestly disgusting and disappointing to see someone who has said and done such horrible things not only make an extremely lack luster apology, but also completely ignore the severity of what he has done. I'm also really frustrated with the community donating to him to "insult him", he is being rewarded for his bad doing. The community should be so much better than this! I think hs words are empty and meaningless, the video looks recorded previously too. His sorry does not undo what he has done because he has to go seek help and the community can decide if they want to see him again.

The apology felt like damage control so he can save whats left of his reputation and career

What did he do exactly this pdf?

Bro read somewhere that maintaining eye contact makes you more convincing... It's giving uncanny valley....

well....this is awkward....

can anybody tell me what happened?

why is his right eye slightly out of place

@A3therius

Жыл бұрын

Brain rot

Tf is wrong with his eyes

Any one know how long till the charges are taken to court?

@OG_ALviK

Жыл бұрын

I don't think they will. Unless there are things that have happened that aren't public.

@kakashi91197

Жыл бұрын

@@OG_ALviK can't be real? U mean there won't be any case made against the degen? The evidence though not the normal type could be backed up by testimony

Why he crosseyed

it is like me answearing in math online classes

Maybe there is still hope for all the Jax mains

LMAOOO THE SCREAM AT SEEING HIS FACE

pre-recorded apology smh

he left the best part out when he read the c9 emilia's tweet

Context ?

"rope is in sale 90% for ppl like you" average league chatter hahahahha

One eye is serious and the other is sprinting it

"I was never sexual towards that 13 y/o" Like why in the flying fuck would you even talk to a 13y/o in the first place? XD

Even Jax E couldn't save cookielol

this guy is sick ngl, syco... scarry

Humzh is next

Bombastic side eye

bro someone in chat just said go afkirl wtf dat guy is not banned?

the hype train omg 💀💀

Cut an onion in front of his eyes the onion would start crying

4 minutes 30 seconds in. Rat ignoring chat telling him volume is low. 10/10 my streamer, 0/10 content, 0/10 volume

IM ONLY HUMAN, AFTERALL IM ONLY HUMAN, AFTERALL

The video is very unsettling, it just looks very fake like he always has the same expression and he stays in the same place. He does not look sorry

@amethonys2798

Жыл бұрын

Oh he's sorry alright. Sorry that people found out.

I legit never saw something so awkward to watch, He is literally looking into my soul.

BARK BARK BARK WOOF

Is someone kind enough to enlighten me about the situation? Thanks in advance.

@dripapproved1582

Жыл бұрын

So basically, he’s an adc main that likes farming “minions” irl. And he doesn’t share his gold and xp with his team or enemy when he dies.

@jmanredbull1

Жыл бұрын

@@dripapproved1582 unironically pretty good anology, but yea a terrible person who used his power to take advantage of some people and didn't pay out to editors/mods/etc that helped him despite having sponsors and everything

BANGER

His eyes tho

The Oblivion NPC Apology

TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE I LOST

This apology wasn't prerecorded, it was AI generated, this dude never looked or sounded natural during the whole thing xdd

imagine being his current girlfriend and he says this 1:34

Missed this stream. So what's the counter to the pdf+groomer +r*pist combo?

@bluezenith6631

Жыл бұрын

the block button i would say

@BestMomentsHD

Жыл бұрын

ga, so he can do it twice

@eagle5818

Жыл бұрын

play with morgana to blackshield you

@burakucak

Жыл бұрын

9mm Pedocillin

@cameronpng8242

Жыл бұрын

Dodge

SaruuL: Shake It

"i'll be better for you guys" in the end means "i got caught redhanded, but i still do not care"

@gauklerjoe

Жыл бұрын

you're... actually right, not bad!

New meta, predator on ad carry

EL CUCOLOL

drutt being the voice of reason, holy

i mean screenshots of pedophilia, admitted to rape, cringe. I mean pretty ez jail time right. Thats the only thing that should happen.

wow

Is it just me or did his apology look pre-recorded lol

@heheitsjohnE

Жыл бұрын

It is

oh no not this please

I'm so freaking uncomfortable, creeeeeeep

ROFL at rat looping in the background of the vod

Dont you hate when people hold you accountable for your past actions

My imaginary friends are more real than this guy's apology

You can tell he's not regretting anything he did one bit lol

Alguien que hablé español que me de contexto de lo que pasó?

@seekingclouds8614

Жыл бұрын

Es un streamer de lol que se ha echo bastante popular,pero le han descubierto conversaciones con menores (el sabiendo que son menores,de 16 años para abajo,hay una conversación donde le tira la caña a una de 12) ,además de tener relaciones se*uales con ellas,timar a marcas que le patrocinaban y no pagar a personas que trabajaban para el. (Además de admitir que violo a su expareja una vez)

@brunogorozabel251

Жыл бұрын

@@seekingclouds8614 wtf, yo seguía a ese tipo para mejorar como adc, que basura, y porque menciona a Taco? Se refiere a el main Jhin o es otra cosa de lo que habla?

@seekingclouds8614

Жыл бұрын

@@brunogorozabel251 si,se refiere al main jhin,tenían servers de discord y una página de patreon,estaban juntos en ciertos proyectos (creo que eran amigos tambien?) Pero taco no sabía nada de lo que él hacía.La verdad es que es increíble y aún hay gente que lo apoya,de echo en el vídeo de la rata se ve como en la disculpa de cookie hay un pavo que le regala 10 subs.Estan fatal de la cabeza

@brunogorozabel251

Жыл бұрын

@@seekingclouds8614 See, yo tampoco lo creo, aunque hay más gente que no está de acuerdo y eso está bien, ojalá Taco no esté metido en nada raro tampoco también sigo a ese tipo

Bro I can’t listen to the moments when he is about to cry huffing and all that it’s too funny I’m laughing from the cringe. Can’t even look at his face

Sooo, what's the drama again ? and why is he freaking whispering

@Mysterious1689

Жыл бұрын

Cookie turned out to be a jax main (not ingame)

@ondrejsmetana5447

Жыл бұрын

@@Mysterious1689 XD well described

I feel like he’s sad about his career and not about what he did

Does he have an eye problem?

A.I apology videos need some tweaking still but have come a long way.

Wtf happened to cookie?

@CR7Editss77

Жыл бұрын

He is a PDFile

@vechnomolodoi7083

Жыл бұрын

Jax main