The moral of this RTAA is if Chris invites you to attend an event, do some research about the event.

@JohnSmith-bn5mi

2 жыл бұрын

Better yet, don't. And get a good story out of it.

@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-bn5mi chris demaris got leave the Women and non binary people who worked for....🤣😂

@JustinTheSpider

2 жыл бұрын

"Chris, let me see your phone" should be on a t-shirt

Chris feels like the physical emodiment of "Life finding a way." Everything we hear about him makes me feel like natural selection should have called their special forces squadron put him in their crosshairs, down range, no wind, clear day, and taken the shot. Yet LIFE FINDS A WAY. So still chris lives on. It gives me hope, and it is inspiring. Thank you Chris

@zsnow6200

2 жыл бұрын

"How can you drive in slow motion?" "Life finds a way."

@Tribozom

2 жыл бұрын

You don't want to have hope.

@Don-C.L.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tribozom I dated a hope and left me hopeless. Lol

@christiandelarosa9752

2 жыл бұрын

God smiles upon him

@BLOODKINGbro

2 жыл бұрын

He reminds me more of a ping pong ball. Just aimlessly bouncing off stuff but still keeping forward momentum

Chris is just… a walking disaster, no matter what happens it just gets worse and worse for him

@basstrammel1322

2 жыл бұрын

I can't WAIT for when he's old and his autobiography comes out.

@Nahyoudontgetthat

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like he starts everything he does at the peak of a mountain. And then he opens his mouth.

@JustinTheSpider

2 жыл бұрын

"Chris, let me see your phone" should be on a t-shirt

@samuelfawell9159

2 жыл бұрын

@@basstrammel1322 oh god, as amazing as it would be, as Gus has said “if you don’t know Chris you wouldn’t believe these stories”

Chris in mindset: “hoping for the best” Chris in action: “doing the worst.”

At this point, just make a spin-off series and call it, “Chris’ Animated Adventures”. It deserves its own meta at this point

@Arelenedhel

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!

@joshchen8679

Жыл бұрын

I support this idea 👍

moral of the story: if chris is in charge, no he isn't

@divinityquartz3428

Жыл бұрын

moral of the story: "Chris let me look at your phone"

Chris is probably the best hire in RT just because he is a content making machine

This seems like a very "Chris thing" that would happen to him.

@ThreadBomb

2 жыл бұрын

If he had stayed, Chris would definitely have won the raffle. His life just works out that way.

I like how the woman organizing the raffle is also Chris' fake fiance.

i just see chris's name in the description and already know this will be gold

@shadowldrago

2 жыл бұрын

You were right.

@narutard1402

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowldrago hehe

Chris pulled a Gavin. 'It didn't say that until it said it.', that is a T-Shirt waiting to happen if it hasn't already.

@GusCraft460

2 жыл бұрын

“The light wasn’t red until it was, officer. I swear”

@ThreadBomb

2 жыл бұрын

He probably just meant that you had to scroll down to read the fine print.

The more I learn about Chris, the more I'm convinced he's some kind of Mr. Magoo entity whose powers get stronger the more you find out about them.

How does Chris function in this world

@sambucktooth

2 жыл бұрын

with the grace of god, he is amused by the shenanigans he gets up too

Note to self: Don't go drinking with Chris. I mean, I don't drink anyway, but that's beside the point.

I feel like the title needs more Chris. Because this is definitely some classic Chris

Now, my take away from this is, if Chris invites you to something, go to it, and sit back to watch the slow moving car crash that he’s created.

Sounds like you need to implement a rule that Chris does not choose any panels or mixers on his own. He needs a minder to verify what he is wanting to do.

Chris would walk into a room, see an empty table and leave, not turning his head to notice the treasure next to the door.

Chris literally just sees the phrase “Happy Hour” and blocks everything else out

Every story that involves Chris reminds me of the scene in the movie "The Last Action Hero" where the kid who thought he was the main character realizes that he is , in fact, the comedy relief

I'm still amazed Chris has made it this far in his life but I honestly would love to spend time with him. Probably Experience more in 1 day then I have my who life

I can't express how much I love Chris

Chris, you are a delightful human being.

@elguapo1690

2 жыл бұрын

He's a "human" being.

Chris honestly sounds like a good time lol It may get frustrating but that will just let the memory sink in harder and deeper lol

"What if you win the raffle?" The panic of winning something you dont want.

Every story that comes out about Chris makes me wonder how he survives daily life even more. Like WHAT?!? 🤣

Certified Chris moment

Another odd and funny adventure with Chris😂🤣

This is classic rooster teeth podcast moments I wait for. Worth it

Chris is the main reason I listen to the podcasts, he makes every episode way better

What an oddly specific requirement for a mixer. Like if it was either or I wouldn’t bat to much of an eye but the fact that it was a ladies and NB mixer feels odd.

Kudos to the animators to include that background scream/laugh xD

Everytime I hear about Chris he seems to be the most oblivious person in the world. Lol

1:48 to 1:51 you can actually hear him trying to come up with an excuse that makes him look good without admitting he didn't read past the titles of the events. He almost says it out loud too!

Ah yes, the importance of reading summed up in less than 3 minutes.

I love this story. What I wouldn't give to go out with these guys for 1 night.

Chris is an SCP and no one can convince me otherwise

Classic Chris. But did he win the raffle? That is the question.

I would LOVE to spend a day with Chris. It's like a live discovery documentary. It's gonna be interesting

Whenever I see Chris is on RT Podcast I know I'm in for a good day because you never know what Chris will talk about lol

It’s like God forgot to put in that one last brain cell he needed to read things completely. Every Chris story always makes me laugh

I'm with Chris on this one, those names do make things confusing.

Chris wins the raffle and decides he has no choice but to be nonbinary now

thats the most embarrassing and funny... I was laughing so hard I started tearing up.

How on earth does Chris function from day to day, it's one of life's greatest mysteries...

Had to be Chris. 🤣🤣✌️

Props to that panel. Usually when people say "Women and non-binary people" they mean women and "women who identify as non-binary." It's so great that they respected Gus and Chris's gender identity

@MrEsphoenix

2 жыл бұрын

Or they took pity at the look of desperation as he asked for drinks tickets

@dlord96301

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrEsphoenix honestly if I was in that position and it was just pity I'd take it

@caseyjones-esque

2 жыл бұрын

plenty of nb people are assigned male at birth! some don’t change their appearances, some do. if someone is assigned female at birth, that doesn’t make them a woman who identity’s as non-binary, they’re just non-binary :]

@Indiana_Jesus

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrEsphoenix no it would just be ironic and stupid if they went out of their way to claim that they're not non-binary based on superficial first look to be fair I would expect it nowadays the least tolerant people claim that their tolerant

@MrEsphoenix

2 жыл бұрын

@@Indiana_Jesus What?

I like the fact its Tony Stark is the one who is crying that its not a happy hour

Poor Chris is a weird sh*t magnet. Hanging out with him would make someone the most confident person ever.

Chris is the content gold mine

I love chris, I hope for the best

This is why I double check the place where I’m going 🤣 Poor Chris and his shenanigans

Oh hey Chris's finance.

to Chris's credit, reading entire sentences is hard.....frankly I'm not sure how I even managed to get this far XD

But did Chris win the raffle??

@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know.....🤔😫🤔😫😭😭

@b1acksteve

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing how the world acts around Chris he probably did win

Chris’s incompetence and short-sightedness strikes again!!!

Chris, Chris never changes.

Does anyone else remember this anecdote being much longer originally? Or maybe it just _felt_ longer, when the cringe was fresh. No, I'm pretty sure there was more of Chris trying to explain and making excuses, and it's a shame that was cut, as it just reduces the Chris-ness of it all. Merry Chris-ness!

I know they don't do tutorials but, this is taking it to another level.

Oh yeah, I remembering hearing this one on the podcast. So good lol.

Lol!!! Oh Chris. "That's so Chris!"

Poor little Chris

I too once looked around to see a statistically alarming lack of men. Then I realised we were in the Pink Car. Now I knew about Pink Cars and that they were only for women but until that day I always thought the entire car was coloured pink. No, it's a tiny sign on the windows.

Oh... Chris...

Reminder that Chris was Salutation of his class.

yeah my anxiety couldn't handle Chris. I would immediately ditch him at a convention lol

1:48 "It didn't say that until it said it".

So... always read the small print is what i'm getting

I want chris for a day!

that convention sounded like it sucked

Chris is the living Magoo of RT

*that’s smart advertising in my opinion -* 😂👏🏽

Chris doesn't see race, or gender, wholesome himbo 🥰

Sorry, Gus, but I DO hope to have experiences with Chris like you had.

...how has Chris not already accidentally sold himself into slavery or ended up in a Dutch hospice situation?!?!?!? He’s the definition of gullible!!!!

Chris's brain runs on windows 98 internet explorer and no one will convince me otherwise. Only half the information downloads at low resolution and it's not the half you need.

NOBODY'S HAD EXPERIENCES LIKE YOU'VE HAD WITH CHRIS!

I can’t put into words how much I tweaked out after hearing gus saying they got a skate deck for sale

"Chris, let me see your phone" should be on a t-shirt

CHRIS YOU JUST NEED TO READ THE DETAILS

Gus and Chris = Rick and Morty

Always read the full page people don’t be like chris

REUSE THOSE ASSETS!

Only Chris

DEMARAAAAAAIS! XD

Chris...

Is this a re-upload. I feel like I've seen this exact one before

I went to a con in I wanna say 2018 where I wanted to attend a panel and got shoo'd out immediately- turns out it was character acting FOR KIDS and not my now 31-year-old self. I've missed major panels and events due to the usual charities being animal rescue and I specifically remember missing something thanks to a litter of kittens. If that says anything about me, it's that I'm easily distracted.

Oh Chris.... You need to read things

At least it seems none of the Women at that mixer asked the guys to leave.

Chris really needs to read more than just the main titles

I so badly want to be friends with Chris

Chris can be so funny, but usually he's just too painfully awkward/oblivious for me to enjoy it. It's like real life inbetweeners

Oh my god Chris can you look through the descriptions before you just say" Hey I want to go to this thing cause of this nice name title they have for it" XD

It's hard to hate Chris, I mean I wouldn't want to be his friend or know him, but you just can't hate a guy who makes you laugh constantly over his "Chris-ness" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Salt of the Earth that guy.

Typical Chris

Chris should stop drinking

Don't see the big deal, Chris could have just been like "oh I'm in support of the cause of this group so I bought tickets/raffle tickets to give to the fundraiser" Just because you show up to an event doesn't mean you are the title of said event.

@deathlord269

2 жыл бұрын

While you're not wrong, it is very important to remember that we're dealing with Chris. I have almost absolute 0 faith that he would think to say that in the moment.

I wonder what else Chris got confused by

How does Chris keep doing this