Contactless - LOLNEIN
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Written, produced, and animated by LOLNEIN
Mastered by / dansueman
Lyrics:
This restroom's contactless
Need no button press
To remove your mess
Not a switch in sight
Touching is outdated
The universal answer
Is putting a sensor
Inside each dispenser
Every single light
Motion activated
Hand dryer and faucet
Work with infrared
So advanced but yet
Easily destroyed
Please don't be a vandal
Why's there a normal door
What was all this for
Well time to explore
A way to avoid
Using its gross handle
I'm not really wowed
By this tech just care about
That the door on my way out
Can swing open easily
'Cause it takes only one slob
To defile a clean knob
And who wants to be the swab
For poo particles and pee
Even when the whole world tries
To be cleaner there are guys
Prone to overdramatize
Crying that it's unhealthy
Seems like some women's and men's
Entire immune defense
Is built on not washing hands
Hygiene is their enemy
This restroom's contactless
Need no button press
To remove your mess
Not a switch in sight
Touching is outdated
The universal answer
Is putting a sensor
Inside each dispenser
Every single light
Motion activated
Hand dryer and faucet
Work with infrared
So advanced but yet
Easily destroyed
Please don't be a vandal
Why's there a normal door
What was all this for
Well time to explore
A way to avoid
Using its gross handle
Пікірлер: 331
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@Enderlais
2 жыл бұрын
Nice song appreciated it very much
@Insert-thing-here-Fan
2 жыл бұрын
banger like the others :vibe:
@cyanalt2738
2 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAA
@henninghoefer
2 жыл бұрын
Deine Reime 🤣
@RandomDucc-sj8pd
2 жыл бұрын
Love it! Short and sweet!
1:55 Toilet: "But can you do this?"
@cyan1280
3 ай бұрын
toilet: "makes me want to office myself three sixty five"
I love your timbre and flow, is good to have another song from you.
@juanpablocastiglionidupin7439
2 жыл бұрын
Amén
@D3ADC4ANN31
Жыл бұрын
Goofy and also relateable
@Waltyworld
Жыл бұрын
260 like
I'm 100% certain Lolnein gets ideas for his songs while walking the streets or doing other regular things people do. Hes gonna see the car drive over a puddle, spraying people waiting for the bus and will be like "Oh, there goes another song" And every single one is gonna be HIT
@Thohean
2 жыл бұрын
Now I need a LOLNEIN bus waiting car splash song.
@Zwodo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Thohean Seriously, same 😂 I can honestly picture it
@djmewtwo6981
Жыл бұрын
They hit because they are relatable to anyone in the world
@lkotro21
Жыл бұрын
Lolnein Tom Cardy crossover when?
@chuasoonbu4264
Жыл бұрын
ye
proud of geist that loves to polter everywhere
@rebbekahcannons9805
2 жыл бұрын
I was so happy to see the geist pop up there poltering away :D
LOLNIEN is always a major vibe. He can make anything into a song if he wants.
Dude... you've read my mind! I hated using public restrooms in the before times, now I'm practically frozen with anxiety if I'm forced to.
@BJ-Hawk
2 жыл бұрын
I am complete opposite, i hate this sensor bullshit, it never works how it's supposed to! Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias summirised it perfectly in his sketch. Search for "Fluffy bathroom joke"
@mantinegd299
2 жыл бұрын
I hate 5he sensors aswell
@darthjarjardrips3062
2 жыл бұрын
sensors are a good idea with shit execution im fine with having them but as they are right now they are an unfinished, clunky product
@LimitlessSorcerer
7 ай бұрын
@@mantinegd2995he
@ruslaniy5985
9 күн бұрын
@@BJ-Hawk it's not the problem with the sensors themselves, it's the problem with vandals, sensors are very fragile, especially cheap ones they use for public restrooms.
Fantastic job as always, pushing out another banger of a song
1:36 our king has returned once more
It's really interesting that I know it's a lolnein song after just three seconds or so. You found your style and I'm fucking here for it
There’s this certain nonchalance in the flow, it’s so good.
why have I found these gems only by now....How could I even live without it!?
@rangefromtblt4047
Жыл бұрын
SAME HERE. LIKE, HOWWWW?!?!?!?!
Never thought about this... YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
I love that the Poltergeists got a nice dance off on one of the toilets aswell, really enjoyed it!!
@rebbekahcannons9805
2 жыл бұрын
It's dance moves just sacrificed the entire... toilet
@unstoppabletelephonestinks
9 ай бұрын
@@rebbekahcannons9805his dance moves scared the people, which then sacrificed the toilet
How the hell are all the songs you write so catchy. I love them
I like the fact, that this contactless vid mentions some of the otcher ones you make.
I have often wondered why public rest rooms which are full of touchless devices have ordinary doors that you have to touch to open. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who has questioned this. 😄
0:26 No need to do that soap dispenser so dirty. LITERALLY. 😭😭 That part SCARES me. 💀💀
When we needed him most, he came back.
Again amazing. Banger. Would totally go to the club just to headbang to LOLNEIN songs
I love the Easter eggs in your recent videos, especially the "poltergeist" one
Amazing! please add the instrumental version of this as well. Every time my favorite song of yours changes to the latest one. This is my favorite one currently. I must have heard all your songs over a 100 times each.
I'm glad to see that Poltergeist is still living it's own zeitgeist. 😃
Your speaking out of my Soul
Yes something new finally
Ти найкращий в цей час війни ти с своїми піснями робиш мене трішки радісним так що знай ти найкращий :)
I use paper towels to touch everything in a public restroom.... Its the best solution I got. Love your songs
wooohoooo and Polter is back again😍
Damn!!! I got goosebumps despite of topic! What a voice, you have the power to move masses. I hope we'll see you soon on live gig, stadium-size 👍
Wake up, new LOLNEIN song just dropped.
Another masterpiece of a song which is not about fame, love, money or crappy life stories
I had to look for so long, BUT GODS THIS SONG SLAPS!
Dancing ghost always knows where the grooves are
We need a longer version, this is awesome!
@KirreWayne
2 жыл бұрын
Yes it's so short 🥺
@the_retag
2 жыл бұрын
Yes where the contactless door comes in to play
A masterpiece, as always :3
LOLNEIN is out here singing what we were all thinking. How long must we wait for motion-activated doors to our public toilets?
LOLNIEN is so underrated we need more people to support him 😥
I have waited so long for the new LOLNEIN song and its so WORTH IT!
nobody nothing: LOLNEIN : Restroom song
HES BACCKKKK
Why does he only post straight up bangers
Here we go again... Ohrwurm des Todes.
a song about bathroom sensors and doors should not be this good, but here we are again. Well done you magnificent creature.
the poltergeist and windows update easter egg were well put
Bro can make a song about anything.
a new lolnein song! This day went from boring to awesome with just one click
Leeeets go another one.. I don't know how you do this but most of your songs flow is just getting right in my head.. Whatever you do, you're doing it right.. Don't know anything about you but I hope you're alright and life's going well for you :) cheers
@unstoppabletelephonestinks
9 ай бұрын
thats right. this song has been stuck in my head for days, its awesome!
ANOTHER BANGER- THE KING RETURNS
just thought yesterday of a new LOLNEIN song
This smells of a personal experience
instant banger
This one is possibly the grooviest. 🕺💃🏻🕺💃🏻 I mean, the lyrics with each song is easily 1000/10, the vibe is great with all, so it's hard to choose. So I'm not necessarily it's my favourite, CUZ I GOT MULTIPLE. But the tunes in this one are EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD. I mean, even your voice, while still being monotone, follows clearly a melody. (Don't get me wrong, the monotony is essential, but I like this little change up - it fits the song so well.) The only downside of this song is that it's quite short. 😭😭😭😭 So that's why I usually listen to the one with the shampoo bottles (which is longer), cuz those two feel alike the most.
New lolnein song! Saw it on spotify, realized I didn't have all notifications turned on here, immediately rectified that. Keep doing what you do best!
Dude hits us with fire tracks everytime! Absolute bangers!
ANOTHER HIT! JEEZ maannnnn. Love your sound. I haven't felt this good about an audio / animation page since high school like 10 years ago.
This is an underrated song maker
Another banger. Simply amazing. I am always vibing.
A song about shampoo bottles hit hard, now why does a song about a public bathroom also hit so hard??
every time he uploads its poppin
Ziemlich beeindruckend, guter Flow und ungewöhnliche Themen. Weiter so
Relatable, LOLNEIN ftw!
Brilliant as always!!!!!!!
Thanks!
yaaaaay new song! i love these!
Now this is just awesome. Thank you!
Fortunately, the bathrooms at my workplace have figured this one out. The door swings inward, which would be annoying, but they put a little high-friction plate on them near the floor level so you can pull it open with your foot. Also, fortunately for those with a bloody nose or just a sniffle, there's a box of tissues near the exit just in case you want to do things that way.
You are awesome , i watched almost every video. Keep going!
HAH! Gestern grad geschaut was du so treibst. Und nun endlich n neuer track
yours ideas are soo great man!!
I cannot go to a public toilet anymore without thinking of all the sensored objects watching me.
I never heard anything like ur songs So its nice to hear more from you
banger as always
I don't know, I don't like your songs but this slaps, and Sylt too.
This is something i would listen to in my car.
As always what a banger man.
Epic as always LOL
Thank you for your work 🙇🏼♀️
I love your music, it's really awesome keep it up
Wow. You never fail to impress.
absolute banger
Good song mate :D
the poltergeist alone made this video outstanding, and with that amazing music... MMM!
Awww yeah! Gonna be a good day!
Another relatable song and its also a banger again!
i love how real it is we all have sensors and everything but then a normal door 😂😂
Another banger
I know you didn't put it in because of me, but damn I feel the poltergeist was a very specific callout there 😂 Nice tune, wish it was a tiny bit longer, but I know animation takes time and writing songs ain't easy. Anticipating the next big project ❤
He's back after four months
Your videos are AWESOME
Love these songs always a banger
I love ur rhyme structure
@rangefromtblt4047
Жыл бұрын
It's amazing, yes.
This song made me pump my hand sanitizer right quick.
He did it again!
I found you on Newgrounds, these videos are so underrated.
another banger by lolnein
Banger.
This is sick
Geil wie immer!
Your madness is catchy... I love it. 😆🤘
The king is back!!!