I live here in Toronto. I wish this was a parody, but it’s actually reality here.

@nickb220

3 жыл бұрын

you must be rich!

@halfvolley11

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickb220 Most Torontonians are not rich unfortunately.

@CookingwithYarda

3 жыл бұрын

Same in London !!

I thought 22 Minutes was a comedy show and not a documentary.

@summercherry123

3 жыл бұрын

The tale of our time, real life is more comedic

@walterboudreau7791

3 жыл бұрын

You must not live in the GTHA therefore you dont understand the joke.

@DB-sm6eu

3 жыл бұрын

@@walterboudreau7791 he's being sarcastic

@bwoodward9564

3 жыл бұрын

Prices will fall 50% over next 5 years.

@nickgreek6449

3 жыл бұрын

@@bwoodward9564 I ve been hearing that for 10 years now...

I can't even laugh at this because it's accurate.

@zintyderfel

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because it’s so damn accurate.

@claudiasmith9117

3 жыл бұрын

I can... Signed, Winnipegger

@thomasridley8675

3 жыл бұрын

I would wait for the crash before buying at this point.

@Janewomanpower

3 жыл бұрын

I definitely can't laugh! I'm from Newfoundland! 😂😂😂😂

@ladinred5733

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasridley8675 I not sure Bank of Canada will allow the crash.

And the dumpster went for 300k over asking...

@Fyyt

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna offer 350,000 bc I like the color!

@shmo3723

3 жыл бұрын

the open dumpster was on the weekend and i was to busy at my 9 to bed time job . It would have been perfect ,only 1 hr of bumper to bumper traffic to get to the gas station .

@tanyawieczorek7943

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

"That's cute." - Vancouver

@erinboyle6085

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?! 😂😭

@thomasridley8675

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the world built by an intelligent species. 🙄🙄🙄 Dude, what the hell is wrong with us ? Is that Vancouver BC or Vancouver Washington.

@tpp27

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasridley8675 BC as in BRING CASH.

@thomasridley8675

3 жыл бұрын

@@tpp27 U. S. or Canadian ? 😁

@wesley_b

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally going to write the same thing... essentially no detached homes under a million.

That uninhabitable home is a real listing on remax

@wtfhellas

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best part they had real ads

@SaminSays

3 жыл бұрын

what do you do if its rains...

@wtfhellas

3 жыл бұрын

@@SaminSays take out another mortgage for a tarp. Toronto living is great isn't it?

@SaminSays

3 жыл бұрын

@@wtfhellas hate it here

I'm sure the market in Guelph is rising just as fast as people flee Toronto, I'm a three hours drive away and our prices have skyrocketed.

@googlecommitscrimesagainst7761

3 жыл бұрын

Same with Waterloo Region and Simcoe County. Lotta rich people escaping to the nature side of things building big houses all around those old small ones. So sad... Actually Cambridge right now is tearing down heritage buildings on Queen Street to keep building more high-risers. Even in the works of building a new village out of the old Lens Mill factory area, I think by Smart Shop Centers plaza, they talking about building a neighborhood behind all those factory outlets. Getting pretty nuts watching all these cities change to accommodate Toronto immigration.

@bottleface

3 жыл бұрын

Guelph is rising at ridiculous rates right now. That bit took me by surprise but it's damn accurate.

@goldenretriever6261

3 жыл бұрын

Collingwood same, turning into the GTA.

@troillandford7679

3 жыл бұрын

Diamond hands baby

@selalewow

3 жыл бұрын

Barrie is getting a ridiculous 4 building condo complex on the waterfront. 25, 35, 38 and 41 stories tall. That won't be an eyesore that will overload the infrastructure of downtown.

Lmaoo the “I can’t afford it” made me die of laughter. This is so true though 😩

i got a mortgage ad on this lol

@brodyb9137

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

This would be funny if it wasn't so depressing. My parents bought our first home for less than $40,000. And it was a two bedroom.

@rudymancuso5241

3 жыл бұрын

How long was that ago, after WW2 ?

@mark_beastpriest5539

3 жыл бұрын

@@rudymancuso5241 Yeah. They bought before I was born, in 1963.

@Mr-Faraz92

3 жыл бұрын

Young Generation Cannot Afford House in Toronto Not Even in Any City of Canada...

@karlhans6678

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Faraz92 boomers: "these millenials are all lazy, thats why they cant afford a house"

@Mr-Faraz92

3 жыл бұрын

@@karlhans6678 Ya U Can Say Anything When u r Living on Your dad's Money... if You Work on Minimum then imagine How to Buy a House Near Toronto or Even Other City's

It’s scary how accurate this video is😂😂😂😂

Brought to you by the City of Guelph. Lol

I’m inclined to rent out my septic system

@tahbit

3 жыл бұрын

Do you require a credit check for renting the septic system?

@SSingh-nr8qz

3 жыл бұрын

LOL. I can imagine the realtor: Realtor: "This unit is affordable and cozy for a family just starting out. It's centrally situated and has character."

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

I have a large dog house and cardboard box I'm willing to rent out cheap, both for $1,000/month, its a bargain and move in ready.

Those prices have already DOUBLED in just the last week.

I used to get mad about the real estate in Toronto...well almost all of Canada. Now I just laugh.

@jfish032

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still at the crying phase... I hope to be at your phase soon

@thisismarkbro

3 жыл бұрын

Joker reference

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Tyson Its even worse than that, one day we'll all die and everything we cherish, worked for and loved will be gone as we convert to the cosmic dust from which we came from. I quit drinking at the wrong time in my life.

I lived in Guelph when I attended U of G in the 70's. I have visited my wife's family there ever since. It is a boring city. Fine if you just need a place in the burbs more affordable than Toronto. Toronto is great if you bought your home long ago. I live next to the Humber. It's like living next to a natural paradise with all the amenities the city has to offer. But I can't imagine buying a first home in Toronto unless your were born into a wealthy family.

I’m in Cambridge 5 minutes further from Toronto than guelph and our house prices have shot up 200k plus since covid. So many people in my neighborhood cashing in on people trying to get out of Toronto. They are used to paying crazy prices so they don’t even bat a eye at paying 989000 for a house that sold for 629 two years ago. INSANE

The “modular “ home and the music was the best

I bought my first house in Newfoundland instead - 4 bedrooms and walking distance to downtown for under $100k. It also featured room for a driveway, two decks and a yard.

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

Nice, how much land do you have? What's the weather like? Property taxes?

@questioner1596

3 жыл бұрын

@@D33Lux, I've since sold it, but property taxes were $1400/year and it was in a small city, so it included water (no water meter, so flat rate), sewer and fire protection on a paved street. The lot was roughly 20m x 20m. Cheaper places do exist if you don't need to be in a city; this house was a short drive or medium walk from a university or college campus.

"It's funny cuz it's true" has never been more accurate

The traffic is enough to keep you away from Toronto

@thisismarkbro

3 жыл бұрын

That most major cities

@eyecomeinpeace2707

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisismarkbro Uhhhh...no.....We mean Toronto, not just any other major city.

@bigyeet3629

3 жыл бұрын

Toronto is nothing compared to cities like LA...

@thisismarkbro

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigyeet3629 is la bad ?

@bigyeet3629

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisismarkbro Yes, very (at least when I lived there). But you are right that basically all major cities are bad.

Lmfao.. too accurate. Did you read about the garage that, recently, sold for $730K. Now a lot of Toronto people are moving to Ottawa, causing prices here to rise.

Vancouver has the same problem too, litrally add vancouver as toronto and coquitlam as guelph then i can relate lol

@mingjack383

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz Vancouver and Toronto have so much chinese buyers, if you see the statstics majority of hyping the house price local in Toronto and Vancouver all majority are Chinese, which the most fun part is, they might not be Canadian Chinese, They are Oversea chinese in CHina! Which the most funny part is u can see Toronto house and lising condo in the China website market! LMAO... Oversea buyer try to hype u guys land and condo! It become a commercial aggressive invasion.

@librarycard3748

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, add Chilliwack or Hope as Guelph, Coquitlam is nearly as bad as Vancouver.

@notlikely4468

3 жыл бұрын

But...there's a reason to live in the lower mainland Ski in the morning...golf at lunch...windsurf in the afternoon...the one day a year you can't go for a run....you shovel your driveway Every time I visit the GTA...I ask..."but...why?" If I'm not freezing...I'm dripping sweat...And if you're lucky someone shoots at you...which breaks the boredom of the scenery And yet.....clearly people WANT to live there

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

@@mingjack383 Only Canadian or U.S. citizen's should be allowed to purchase property in U.S. or Canada. We share common interests with the U.S. communist China, nothing at all.

@mingjack383

3 жыл бұрын

@@D33Lux Agree. I do bilieve within the law america, Canada, australia should share a common ground interest together, we as a free world nation we can work study, and purchase proprety together, but not the CCP citizenship! We should enhance the NAFTA agreement more!

Can’t choose between laughing or crying since I too can’t afford to buy a house in Toronto.

@mohammed1671995

3 жыл бұрын

It's depressing

@carepackageman

3 жыл бұрын

Next elections housing affordability is going to be the primary factor. The cohort of people who dont own but want to will outvote the cohort of those who own land. Major tax laws need to be imposed for those who own more than one home: 10% property tax on your first home 20% property tax on your second home 30% property tax on your third home and so on up to 50%. Own five houses? You will pay property tax rates upwards of 500k per year per house. Dont like it? Sell. Tax rates that high will cause those who own multiple properties to sell them increasing the supply to levels that should make housing normal and affordable.

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

@@carepackageman That should only apply to foreign buyers. Canadian's pay enough taxes as it is.

@halfvolley11

3 жыл бұрын

@@carepackageman I dont understand the big fuss of owning a house! Just live on damn rent.

Hey 22 minutes, make a million dollar homes, Canada vs Anywhere else. That video would slap.

22 Minutes used to be a comedy/satire program but now reality is so insane that the show is a documentary series hosted by funny people

As the old saying goes, "it funny cause it's true"

@Dukeflyhawker

3 жыл бұрын

Coined by the great philosopher, Homer of house Simpson

@Anglaide

3 жыл бұрын

And unfortunately, some true things are just too sad to be funny...

That's the most realist shit I have watched for a long time

this is crazy Guelph is not affordable , have you seen the prices in Guelph !!!!!

That Guelph line killed me.

LOL....Guelph now has a average detached house price of $700k. It’s not just Toronto.

guelph oakville burlington hamilton markham all overpriced now too

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

Prices won't come down for a long time because due to Convid many company's realized they could save money by having people work remotely from home. Rural areas are being bought up as more people want to live outside of the city, less human traffic, more property for a better price...etc.

@halfvolley11

3 жыл бұрын

@@D33Lux I don't believe this is sustainable. Once covid dies - offices will return to Toronto. What you hear and read is all noise. WFH was there before Covid and yes some IT businesses will remain WFH - it fails to build team-work and unity in companies. Anyways - it is a good time to buy a condo in downtown Toronto since suburbs are over-priced.

Idk why everyone wants to live in Toronto. I lived there and it was just one big chaos.

@thisismarkbro

3 жыл бұрын

People always says theirs lots to do , but never say what.

@pauls4220

3 жыл бұрын

You don't want to live around all the libtards?

@blakeacheson9387

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't have money Toronto sucks

@elena6516

3 жыл бұрын

@@blakeacheson9387 everything sucks when you're poor, everything is great when you're rich. Toronto really is garbage.

@johhny2301

3 жыл бұрын

its a heaven for immigrants, especially for the indians

I could listen to that smooth talkin voice any day

"But on the bright side there's so much to DOoo" 👀

@1982kinger

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah like what.... Gay night clubs and blm demonstrations?

@eyecomeinpeace2707

3 жыл бұрын

@@1982kinger ...hahahahaaa!!!! Hey u should write a scary novel about that.

@q4sbgf9kfgrd6

3 жыл бұрын

news flash @Stephen King is GAY

Those fleeing GTA people have driven the prices up west of Guelph too. Record real estate sales every month for the last 3+ years (with a minor 1-2 month covid blip). People are going to be living in tents year round.

@clutchitup8565

3 жыл бұрын

Won't be selling our house for under 3 million at this rate lol

@donm2067

3 жыл бұрын

Buyer: "how much is this house?" Realtor "600k, but if you want to get it, I would put an extra 300k on it" Buyer: "sounds legit"

This is painfully comically accurate lmao

Move to Guelph. Hahaha, you have seen the housing price rise there too right? Kitchener’s average detached home is over $900,00 as of February.

RIP my millennials in their 20’s trynna move out.

@D33Lux

3 жыл бұрын

Not just millenials or generation Z. Just wait and see how many millions will end up homeless, who cannot pay their mortgages or rent. We're still in lockdowns, so the trainwreck hasn't even happened yet. The disaster will be in slow motion over the next several years. This covid-19 plandemic was all about running down the economy as per Agenda 2021/2030. their globalist plan is "You will own nothing and be happy." They want everyone crammed in big city's, where you live in some cubicle, don't own a car and taxes will be high, just like most communist nations.

@Lord.Kiltridge

3 жыл бұрын

@Karl Marx No. Blaming Capitalism is like blaming a snow plow. Capitalism exists to do one thing and it does it very well. It's the government's fault for not regulating and taxing it properly. Government should represent the people, not business interests. Even the real Karl Marx understood that.

Forget about Guelph we moved to Windsor almost 4 hours last year and this year the house prices jump to 200K plus... It's crazy ...

This is been the truth for at least 10 years. It's just sad it's funny on such a dark level

Hong Kong, Hold my beer.

Cambridge, Ontario right now is tearing down heritage buildings near Guelph Ave. on Queen Street to build more high-risers. Controversially so, as the pioneer village itself does not have the infrastructure capacity to handle that much traffic. Even in the works of building a new village out of the old Lens Mill factory area in Queen Street as well. I think by Smart Shop Centers plaza in Cambridge, they're building a neighborhood behind all those factory outlets. They've also destroyed areas of the natural trail to build in more plumping for the Toronto-focused apartment complexes to come. The rent for these apartments are 2000$ a month for 1 bedroom, and 1 bathroom. Simcoe County has also been plagued, as lot of huge cottages are being built next to all the old ones, especially around the village of Tay. Tim Hortan's and LCBO are even being built inside densely wooded areas in Simcoe County pre-maturely for the expansion to come. Ever seen a random LCBO in a forest? Looks so out of place. Getting pretty ludicrous watching all these cities rapidly change to accommodate this unprecedented Toronto emigration, worse is that their emigration is driving up the price of homes! My 260,000 backsplit is now worth 800,000. I've seen semi-homes sell for half a million dollars! How are the youth going to be able to afford homes?

Awesome, city of Guelph! This is brilliant. I'm shifting. Tons of love from Toronto.

I live in Oceanside, CA, which gets called the slum of North (San Diego) County. The median home price is over $400,000. Prices keep rising from there, the closest you get to San Diego. Solana Beach is one of the most expensive cities in the U.S.

Prices going up so fast because of foreign dirty money that keeps coming in for the laundromats that's the real reason !

@CountSessine

3 жыл бұрын

Prices going up so fast because the population is going up so fast and we refuse to build enough housing. There's no more room for detached houses. And we fight developers tooth-and-nail when they try to build townhouses and apartment buildings. The population of Vancouver pre-Covid was going up by 2%/year - that's crazy growth. And up until 2017, almost all the residential land was zoned for detached houses, and that's it. But sure - let's keep talking about "foreign dirty money". Whatevs.

@ry9756

3 жыл бұрын

Chi-coms purposely inflate their currency so CCP associated businesses and individuals can buy up foreign hard assets, it’s nothing new, started in New York City 20 years ago. KZread Louis Rossman, it’s a whole system of ownership and inflation, very fascinating

@kolopoustas

3 жыл бұрын

@@CountSessine what the fuck you talking about? Here in Toronto we have more cranes in the air than any other city in north America! 120 cranes LA and Seattle are tied with 49 and portland has 30. In Toronto you will buy a 1 bedroom apartment and that is without parking or locker for half a million smackaroos! The size of the 1 bedroom is 500 sqf my fucking canary's bird cage is bigger. Population growth from so and so countries is 2%. No it's certainly not because we don't have sufficient enough housing. These are being bought as investment properties from people who want to launder their money. 800 sqf bungalow selling for 1,100.000 million dollars 25 ft x 100 ft property to which is a tear down cause it's 90 year old house. No The kids in Toronto are not buying these properties that's one million percent.

Moved to St. Catharines 2 years ago. My old landlord in Toronto has an illegal basement bachelor for $1200 a month right now.

@nickclashvids3752

3 жыл бұрын

I moved to st catharines too! Couldn't buy in Toronto so bought here. Prices have gone through the roof here too. Just a much a lower roof then in toronto.

@blakeacheson9387

3 жыл бұрын

You stay in touch with your old landlord?

Housing prices in Guelph have been Skyrocketing in recent years too. If you want a real cheap place, stay in the country. You might have to drive half an hour for a coffee shop but you save money

@wyatteldridge71

3 жыл бұрын

Or just leave the region. If a bunch of jobs stay virtual head to Winnipeg, Halifax, Quebec City or anywhere else that you can actually still buy a real house on a normal person's salary. And all have decent services that the country can't compete with. If you still want those that is. The country is totally valid for different reasons.

Excellent!

This is the reason why i moved to Newbruswick freaking loving it here

@dm9489

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, but the housing market is getting crazy here too now.... Houses going above asking, being bought sight unseen. By people from Ontario.

@david37376

3 жыл бұрын

Great choice. NB is my favorite vacation destination.

I love how everyone is just fine with houses costing over 1 million dollars. It's not like we dont absolsutly need somewhere to live.🤣

*You were suppose to make me laugh but left me crying!*

Don't know who is buying in Toronto right now because they all seem to be buying in Barrie.

@devonv2455

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, did a work for a friend & him/in laws all bought houses in Barrie recently

@halfvolley11

3 жыл бұрын

Its because of low interest rates.

LMAO too accurate.

Hahaha. This is superb

I live on Vancouver Island BC, and the house price has gone crazy lately. What the hell is going on?

This is so true, even out here in Waterloo houses are around a million, even more actually lol

Uh check Guelph prices again. Some areas went up recently and there’s a shortage of units

Lmao hahaha I thought this was going to be serious lol People are excited 😂😂😂

I want to laugh, but it’s just sad how true this is

*Nervously laughs in Buffalonian*

@rs5570

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@YuriyArseniev

3 жыл бұрын

You laughs because real estate in your location is cheaper than Toronto?

@nathanventura548

3 жыл бұрын

@@YuriyArseniev Ceaper yes, but only for now. Been going up, and given our location, will continue to go up as the area attracts more people since real estate is relatively affordable still and again, location location location.

Yes, please go to Guelph. So many have come to Hamilton we can't afford to live here anymore either. Forget Hamilton's vibrant music scene, great education institutions, beautiful waterfalls and hiking trails, fantastic botanical gardens, Lake Ontario waterfront parks, wide variety of restaurants, and short drive away from Niagara wineries. Please go to Guelph!.

Lol. Vancouver too!

This was savage lol

that container looks soooo good

I'm not even gonna lie, I cried a lil.

I think this is true for Vancouver as well. There are tear down homes here selling for over a million.

This is also the same for Vancouver

*LOL* "icantaffordit* *cut scene*

Canada's only industry: Housing.

@riseofazrael

3 жыл бұрын

When houses in Oshawa cost more than 700k you know something is wrong.

Even Ottawa prices skyrocketed, but ppl forget that if ur selliing a home you’ll make more

😂🤣😢😭 same in Vancouver 🤦‍♀️

Montréal is going that way too, and fast

I subscribed after seeing “City of Guelph...We have coffeeshops, too.”

Yup!

So true, no meaningful raise increase since 1976 to keep up with inflation. This city is a pathetic joke.

Message brought to you by Guelph 😂. Back to being sad about the current state of the real estate mkt.

Quarter bath, its a shitter in the corner LOL!

The real joke is that I couldn't afford Guelph either. I ended up in Cambridge.

Hahaha brilliant

That's it! Guelph, here I come 🤠

Mortgages are being given out like chocolate bars on Halloween. I agree with what Mr. Wonderful once said, Toronto will become like Detroit, once all the cheaply made condos start falling apart, complicated mechanical systems, windows, not too mention the exorbitant heat loss, special assessments and maintenance fees will make it unfit to live there.

LOL , best video

What a Lovely Commercial!

Vancouver: hold my beer..

That open modular unit looks so awesome and for a mere $1.2 Million, I would be easily willing to sacrifice heat no problem.

The housing crisis hilariously summarized in less than 1 minute

Toronto ppl have already skyrocketed the house prices in Guelph to the point where I cant afford to buy a house here either! Thanks, Toronto! Now my options are Windsor or Thunder bay! Awesome!!!

Good good good one!

don forget the tiny home on euclid over asking price

It’s happening everywhere with residential and vacation real estate. But the complete opposite with commercial space. 🤔

all of southern Ontario outside of Windsor is prohibitively expensive.

@donm2067

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking Dundalk is 500k$

@bllasae

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Windsor lately?

I love living here. So good. Not a nightmare. Help.

Well the overpricing is really for the lil piece of land and not the shanty sheds

@saxywale2

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. The idea is to get rid of the shed and build an infill home in the narrow lot.

COME TO NIAGARA REGION!!! You can pick up a century home, detached, backyard, 2-3 bedrooms in the downtown area for just north of $400,000 depending on condition. All-day GO Train service will be starting soon and self-driving cars will make it easy to commute to Toronto, if need be.

Love it ... what a joke those prices , don’t forget the city tax lol

LMAOOOOOOOOO this is how news should be to help people see reality.

Me and partner have 100K saved of our own pennies and we still can't afford a home here. So the reality is, ya we're actively looking outside the city.

With more people being able to work from home, many are going to find they don't need to live in Toronto anymore. Even Oshawa is finding the market increasing.

For real!!! What drives prices up? Buyers.