Connor has: - Mind Palace - Ability to find out what substance he tastes - John Wick abilities - Parkour skills - Amazing Soundtrack - Sleek-Looking suit What he doesn't have: - Time

@magmovies9323

6 жыл бұрын

Def 😂

@susannewitt9079

6 жыл бұрын

Bad for him... time is the most important xD

@Hanzel1583

6 жыл бұрын

He also do some coin skills

@henry6136

5 жыл бұрын

He has John Wick skills so I call him Con Wick

@ItsMe-fd4pe

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

"I always accomplish my mission" *Dies*

@ahappynegro362

6 жыл бұрын

wElCoMe To ThE cLuB.

@daehnihc

6 жыл бұрын

Cyborg X-4 claims to be an android, dies anyway

@schokolade3374

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@sirrealgaming6913

6 жыл бұрын

I actually appreciate this video because these failures aren't just deaths

@canalsancak2567

6 жыл бұрын

I was about to write the same thing

He stabbed the victim...With the bat.

@aldohu7064

6 жыл бұрын

Hank : damn this android's logic is already broken, how the fuck bat used to stab anyway, geez~ 😨😨

@PulseCardiacSensor

3 жыл бұрын

Android stabbed the victim with the bat and the victim hit the android with the knife 28 times

@minneeagle

3 жыл бұрын

How did the victim hit the Android with the knife?! Did he use the sides?!

@nooberx5222

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cg6176

3 жыл бұрын

I've just hit my batshit quota for the knifht

“We’ve assigned a state of the art android to help you with the case.”

@Aidan_Infinity

6 жыл бұрын

"I always accomplish my mission."

@buckbeanie906

6 жыл бұрын

Confirmative

@regularusername5516

6 жыл бұрын

I just love the idea that *points to Connor messing up at every turn* THAT thing is "state of the art"

@fungames.7719

6 жыл бұрын

"I can solve this case! I just need time!" "You literally failed every single one of your missions Conner." "...I just...Need more time..." "You're getting deactivated Conner."

@majorgnu

6 жыл бұрын

FullTimeGamer 24/7 One might feel tempted to correct your spelling of Connor, but at that point in the story you're not even wrong.

"That shouldn't have happened. I'm not programmed to fail." "Oh, well you fucked up, Connor." That part made me laugh so hard for some reason 💀💀

@jasmynecoulson4048

6 жыл бұрын

Even I’m in the club

@peepeepoopoo1531

5 жыл бұрын

Um likes...

@tahabashir3779

5 жыл бұрын

Connor: I wasn't programmed to fuck up.

@Human1136

2 жыл бұрын

You sound like a bully to me

@ezrllv

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club

Can we just get a compilation on how many times humans say ''Fucking androids'' throughout the game?

@FeyTheBin

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, we need that

@Garry2527

6 жыл бұрын

SilverGeFer yeah humans in video games and movies are so weird than people in reality

@whater7788

6 жыл бұрын

SilverGeFer humans really hated samsung

@aerinpage

6 жыл бұрын

Take a shot.

@elliot_rat

6 жыл бұрын

i also want a compilation of connor saying he's the android sent by cyberlife and every time he adjusts his tie

We'll get 'em next time

@IamaPERSON

6 жыл бұрын

AFGuidesHD damn you took my comment

@user-dc7nn3fy8f

6 жыл бұрын

NO MINE!

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

AFGuidesHD the Mission has failed! Don't worry, we'll get em next time!

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

AFGuidesHD pun intended

@dap4699

6 жыл бұрын

AFGuidesHD all we had to do was following the damn train!

1:37 I love how even though he failed his mission, he still fabulously walked away as if he'd succeeded.

@mostafamansour2495

Жыл бұрын

You must always look like a badass no matter what you do 😎

1 time connor successfully finishes a mission, detroit blows up

@emirkdrez295

5 жыл бұрын

Mantıklı

@unintrov3184

5 жыл бұрын

@@emirkdrez295 what

@ruzgartunayoleri1694

5 жыл бұрын

@@unintrov3184 he speaks in turkish and he says its rigth

@unintrov3184

5 жыл бұрын

@@ruzgartunayoleri1694 zaaaaaaa MUHOYUNLANDIN XD ASDASDASDSS

@ruzgartunayoleri1694

5 жыл бұрын

@@unintrov3184 not funny

Connor: I wasn't programmed to fail! Hank: Your story makes no sense. You gotta stick to the facts.

*i always accomplish my mission*

@kamgodley5069

6 жыл бұрын

*MISSION ACCOMPLISHED*

@ChrisJia202

6 жыл бұрын

(I never accomplish my mission)

@jielynsabarez2693

6 жыл бұрын

Or this I “always” accomplish my mission

@alangamingluddy4949

6 жыл бұрын

R2 productions .

@No.1KendrickGlazer

6 жыл бұрын

R2 productions lol

Still Good boy, Connor. You're doing amazing sweetie.

@panchohalo2158

6 жыл бұрын

Invaldalia All that matters is that he tries.

@ilshadowllilgalll7871

6 жыл бұрын

Pancho Halo Even tho he didnt actually tried xD

@kingjahad7696

6 жыл бұрын

He only need more Time !

@jasmynecoulson4048

6 жыл бұрын

Connor:THANKS MA!

@tae9221

6 жыл бұрын

Participation award

I always accomplish my mission. *Fails.* I just need more time! *Trips down a flight of stairs* *DIES* (Hank: fOoKiNg AnDwOiDs)

@flori9148

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

@dadofboi1445

6 жыл бұрын

Queenie Manga That is so fucking funny and its so true

@Spikey100000

6 жыл бұрын

When does he trip??

@danishday6954

6 жыл бұрын

Queenie Manga YOU FOOKING WOT MATE

@e-agjohn8176

6 жыл бұрын

Did you mean andowoid

Lmao when he failed explaining what happened to Hank he looked like he was shooting in the dark trying to guess tf happened without even seeing the evidence lol

@robertanimrod1191

6 жыл бұрын

Edgar Ruiz it's like me on an exam I haven't prepared for

@deadgar69

6 жыл бұрын

Roberta Nimrod It's like that guy we all know or have a friend like him, that always tries to be the smart-ass but knows a shit of what he's talking about xD

@luckypaigemcinnes

5 жыл бұрын

3:08

@ylosvientos

5 жыл бұрын

That photo

@thefuckyousaytomeyoulittle3463

5 жыл бұрын

IVE REACHED MY BULLSHIT QUOTA FOR THE EVENING

CONNOR, YOU ARE MACHINE! *- NO, I'M....WAIT!*

@redys8128

6 жыл бұрын

mission failed....

@noorereed3063

6 жыл бұрын

Marat Orlov He is just a fucking machine.

@Carpatouille

5 жыл бұрын

*I NEED MORE TIME*

9:06 When you think you aced the test but the results come in.

@somerandomnoob6502

5 жыл бұрын

S h i t

"For a second there, I thought you were gonna make yourself useful." ROTFL

@sirrealgaming6913

6 жыл бұрын

bonus points if you manage to buy all the Sexbots in the club 10Times over "This isn't going to look good on my expense report"

@redys8128

6 жыл бұрын

"For a second there" No he need more time than that

fission mailed

@IamaPERSON

6 жыл бұрын

Door Giveaway metal gear solid reference

@princevinny0073

6 жыл бұрын

:D i guess its mailed now :P

@joshuatokosi

6 жыл бұрын

*Comment failed*

@schokolade3374

6 жыл бұрын

Rebel [GD] lmao 😂

@KamilWojak97

6 жыл бұрын

... we'll get them next time

Connor:"I need more time" Still fails

@buckbeanie906

6 жыл бұрын

Pathetic attempt connor

@justwoosh

5 жыл бұрын

He may have the latest tech and stuff but he never has time on his side

@bubbavanlandingham4854

4 жыл бұрын

@@stormcrow6473 lol 😆😆😆😆

@ashilmanoj175

3 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN *TIME*

God Dang I thought there was going to be a trophy called “FAILURE”

@amyhoard1222

6 жыл бұрын

There should have been but, there is a trophy to kill Conor 10 times, which basically means you fail at every mission.

@sleuthelle

6 жыл бұрын

AMY HOARD well if you save the girl by sacrificing yourself in the first mission that would count and it would be a mission success rather than a failure. But I think that’s the only time that happens.

@beththedarkmage3359

6 жыл бұрын

AMY HOARD It's actually 8 times, though he can die twice more if you fully complete the story.

@edelinem3073

5 жыл бұрын

What if the trophy is called *god dammit Connor !!*

"I wasn't programmed to fail" *Fails every mission

@sh-kq4ro

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club

@nooberx5222

3 жыл бұрын

lul 😂

@Lucaswfs2805

3 жыл бұрын

All you had to do was to follow the damn deviant CJ! (Connor Johnson)

@aurora-ksiezniczkadobra

3 жыл бұрын

Logic.

@Human1136

2 жыл бұрын

Literally me in anything

"i AlWaYs AcCoMpLiSh mY MiSiOn"

The start of this video was just so hilarious also the fails at Carlos' house made me laugh so hard

@mznxjsk4955

6 жыл бұрын

Sierra Morena Hahahaha Same

@aldohu7064

6 жыл бұрын

The game should add Connor's conversation if he guesses too much, like = Connor : ....without a weapon Hank : no that cant be right Connor : ....maybe, with a knife Hank : maybe what the hell ? Connor :....sorry Hank, actually with the bat Hank : err....okay then...? Connor : the victim stabbed the android... Hank : are you kidding me ? How many guesses until you satisfy to pissed me off 😨👿👿 🤣🤣

Amanda: YOU HAD ONE JOB CONNOR!

@KawaiiPanda-rw4fz

5 жыл бұрын

Lilacsbloom awwwh clem is your profile picture! :3

@MaggotMitch

5 жыл бұрын

@@KawaiiPanda-rw4fz IKR AWWW 11 YEAR OLD CLEM IS BADASS

@therafabh3675

5 жыл бұрын

AMANDA \/

@bruvichannel8760

5 жыл бұрын

Amanda: \/ Hostile

@lonewolf3138

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaggotMitch clem is always badass

1:17 props to the devs for having the balls to include that scene

@S.E.J

6 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON There’s a later scene where you can let a little girl get beat to death by her dad. And then you die. Lol

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON yeah.... poor girl... god damn it, Connor!

@Worldwidegam3r

6 жыл бұрын

Shame we didn't get to see her go splat. /s

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

James Shaw we already knows what she looks like when she goes splat!

@Worldwidegam3r

6 жыл бұрын

Do we?

-MISSION FAILED-

@alexpolusyan3704

6 жыл бұрын

Audrix we’ll get em the next time

@xirb-4007

5 жыл бұрын

How can you block the words?

I laughing and crying at the same time

1:37 when you try to look cool when you just failed a mission

@redys8128

6 жыл бұрын

Like, "Yeah nigga i failed"

@cesarcolon4932

5 жыл бұрын

Bush Boi on

@user-bt1ci1cs7c

5 жыл бұрын

me walking out of a test KNOWING I didn’t study and guessed all the answers

@vVictorNos

5 жыл бұрын

Seems badaas but he failed lmao

@2664k

3 жыл бұрын

Its an android, it doesn't have emotions

Connor is best android

@WOLVESXll2049

6 жыл бұрын

ItsChulo Conner is savage

@lucaspaglione6438

6 жыл бұрын

Team kara bitch

@otto8444

6 жыл бұрын

I think ur phone autocorrected Kara

@WOLVESXll2049

6 жыл бұрын

What

@laggygeofilms7314

6 жыл бұрын

Teru 420 L

Connor got a dope ass hairstyle🔥

@LFoxToast

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Riddels he spent all his time doing it that's why he needs more time

@artisticalex2540

6 жыл бұрын

Jay is that you?

@colored433

6 жыл бұрын

Forreal

@brandonjohnson2831

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes I do

@malukomein662

6 жыл бұрын

You mean bryan dechart?

The ending HAHAH "... Shit"

so sad seeing Connor in that light poor Connor

6:24 Most realistic human expression and movement I've seen in the game.

Remember the thing "every second is gold".... well connor needs more gold

I like how the one time Connor accomplishes a mission in this video, a nuke goes off

*It shouldn't have happen, I wasn't programed to fail* It crushed me...

9:26 Shit..

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

MrPez i failed

@masterchef8809

6 жыл бұрын

MrPez nope I ain't falling for that.

@paradoxxed8888

6 жыл бұрын

SLIMMERGNAT 813 no he actually does say shit

@magmovies9323

6 жыл бұрын

I wish the HUD corrected to "Mission Failed". That would be even funnier lol.

@vaultboy6911

6 жыл бұрын

9:05 Finally mission is succesful but dies anyway😂😂

I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. I need time. And I need time bla bla bla bla bla!

@blablagamerbr

6 жыл бұрын

North Anderson ;-;

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

is that North?

@northanderson2491

6 жыл бұрын

Andy Claravall Ha ha good.

@Living_Legacy

6 жыл бұрын

Me when I haven't studied for a test

@g21sgu70

6 жыл бұрын

Andy Claravall you're just crazy

"nuclear explosion" Connor:"I just need more time"

I jUsT nEeD MoRe TiMe

@thatssupracute7319

5 жыл бұрын

M1$$10Π F@!/3D

dont worry I always accomplish my mission (*DEAD*)

JUST LET HIM TIME XD

@pastoranoemigonzalez2714

6 жыл бұрын

Connor Show sup Connor or other Connor IDK just HI!!! How you doing? How is hank? And I'll give you time....

@Ssakurachan

5 жыл бұрын

@@pastoranoemigonzalez2714 I don't see any connors 👀👀

100% detective skillz

9:02 When Connor thinks he accomplished his mission MISSION *SUCCESSFUL* *dirty bomb explodes* Connor: Shit... MISSION *FAILED*

Having Connor fail the first mission actually feels more right for the games story

@szumipom

6 жыл бұрын

mc 2 why?

@brisvanhal9969

6 жыл бұрын

Ozzi PL It makes the game have a more realistic and dark tone to it and shows that androids aren’t as “perfect” as characters in the game keep saying.

@sirrealgaming6913

6 жыл бұрын

I actually think Failure that doesn't result in Conner's death actually does better for conner himself as it increases his instability which is required to become Deviant later in the story

@magmovies9323

6 жыл бұрын

But remember, Daniel was Connor's *first* deviant case so either way Connor's AI experienced something unprecedented that involves another android. Either way, Connor begins to feel things he "shouldn't". On top of that, the purpose of accomplishing your missions as you go along is so that when you choose to go deviant or not later, it has more impact.

@sambridges4670

6 жыл бұрын

Mag Movies I disagree; it doesn't make sense from a narrative perspective. Having your protagonist constantly face struggle and then succeed at the end makes the journey of the story far more valuable than to have him get everything right only to throw it away and become a deviant for no reason.

"Shit!" -Connor.

“I wasn’t programmed to fail...” *fails the 50th mission in a row*

When you try your best but you don’t succeed

*connor there are people dying*

I was expecting to see: "You can't kill me. I'm not alive." *Gets killed*

The music at the start makes me laugh so hard.

4:16 so androids can say SHIT

@redys8128

6 жыл бұрын

he needed more time to learn saying Shit

I love seeing what happens when you fail everything in david cage games. because you are not supposed to fail and no one ever bothers to do this, so the devs make it as cringy as possible for us that want to see it.

This makes me so unconfortable. Edit: Wow did I just get over 100 likes?! How tho?

@schokolade3374

6 жыл бұрын

Same it make me os ucornfrotable

@devon_tamaam

6 жыл бұрын

Yeaah it does

@ChargingStag

6 жыл бұрын

By being uncomfortable apparently!

@bruvichannel8760

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah... I don't know why but I feel very uncomfortable...

My name is Connor, I'm the Android sent by CyberLife, and I *always* accomplish my mission.

@Teriyucky

6 жыл бұрын

ツTwenity And I need more time!

8:59 Hey! You got one... 9:17 Oh... Nevermind.

You go Connor! You're doing great sweety!

Hi, my name is Connor, I'm the disgrace sent by Cyberlife.

‘I just need more time’

“Hello, my name is Connor, I’m the android designed to fail successfully”

Time.... Time.... the funny thing is, the blend of the music.

"With a bat" *a second later* "The victim stabbed the android"

Oml I got chills when Connor failed the first mission and the girl fell Off the building... I would hate to be her, I feel really sorry for her.

4:57 that drastic drop in bass for clancy's voice, i'd never figure that was him there lol

Was conner also programmed to say "i need more time"?

Connor: i can be watever you want me to be. Your partner Your drinking buddy or just a machine designed to accomplish its task JUST GIMME MOREEEEEEEEE TIMEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hank: Welcome to da club *shoots connor*

8:36 cinnor:"don't worry I always accomplish my mission" me: that's not what the video says

@alphariusfuze8089

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile a random police: *Fracking Android*

Oh clumsy Connor

wait if connor fails to find the location of jericho in the chapter 'last chance connor' he dies? thought he just can't become a deviant

@sonodietrodithe4iltuoincub848

6 жыл бұрын

Kati you are deactivated

@KatiiBabiii

6 жыл бұрын

Billy Massey, III yes i know but i thought if you don't find Jericho you just stay a Maschine but connors story is over if he can't find it.

@dizzyheads

6 жыл бұрын

If you don't find Jericho you blew your last chance And he and the entire Connor series is decommissioned

*"Okay, I've just hit my bullshit quota for the evening."* Hank has the _best_ lines, okay?

Somebody make a shirt with connors handsome face saying “I always accomplish my mission” PLEASE

@telebread1416

6 жыл бұрын

sure but ALL I NEED IS TIME

Connor: I need more time! *30 Years Later* Connor: I need more time to get the evidence!

Hey want to make a compilation of him saying mission? (I commented in another video)

@theeraphatsunthornwit6266

6 жыл бұрын

SilverbackSamurai compilation?

Connor's train of thought: "The suspect used a bat" "The victim was stabbed" 😂

4:15 HE SAID SHIT! Jesus, I thought he is pure bean, but oh well ... I guess no one is pure in this world.

@RoseBlackRocks

6 жыл бұрын

о DяэШохЧ о he took cursing lessons with Hank lol

"I wasn't programmed to fail" Well, that's what you're *programmed to say*

"Mission Failed" (Proceeds to walk away with a badass face)

Game: Mission failed Connor: *walks confidently*

The music in the beginning killed me 😂

Detroit: **Gets Nuked** Connor: I see this as an absolute win!

Description : The video was made in an attempt to inflict mental damage of grossly prevailing Connor Army, but contrary to the expectation, the subjects responded with a rabid nympholepsy about Connor explaining himself desperately. Consequentially, there's no other way but explaining the fandom as a bunch of sadists whom obtain satisfaction by watching their idol constantly fails his own missiGOD DAMN IT JUST RELEASE A SEQUEL OF HANK X CONNOR ALREADY, QUANTIC DREAM

The Connor deactivation ending lacks some Windows shutdown sound.

Beautiful edit.

"fuckin androids"- every time an android gets killed 😂😂😂

When you just don’t care anymore

this has to be one of the funniest videos ever. thank you

your editing made it so great. lol "A pathetic attempt, Conner"

Needs a bit more than time

connor: constantly asking for time also connor: 7:59

I find it very interesting that you played multiple characters on different sides in the same sections... Without having to replay the same area for different ones. Unique spin on playing multiple characters.

I just need more time! To fail my mission

you've upset him

Dutch needs MONEY Connor needs TIME

@gamefails743

3 жыл бұрын

rdr?

* I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS TO BE A GOOF. BUT OH DAMN, A GOOD GOOF IT WAS * Please make Detroit gag reels, I'll cry

2:28 what a confident face

Wellcome to the club

hmm.. i need some time

Next level detective skills

Connor walking off after completely fucking up the Daniel hostage negotiation is prime comedy lol

*_TIME_*

@WOLVESXll2049

6 жыл бұрын

beans are kewl lol