When Jordan replied, "You," my heart broke.

@aab695

8 жыл бұрын

+Brian C ikr i wish conan stopped being a jackass for that one moment

@unterbawr

8 жыл бұрын

I thought he said "Hugh"

@natmaka

8 жыл бұрын

Then (from 0:52 on) Conan facial expressions are Kennedy's!

@Plang1998

8 жыл бұрын

+Mouse Trap no it isn't watch the video showing him showing up late

@pearl3042

7 жыл бұрын

theyre actually really good friends outside of the show. this is all a skit and the jordan character is slightly embellished for the clips

Conans reaction to the stripper being an actual stripper was hilarious

@cal593

5 жыл бұрын

I think he had a mini heart attack

@neubianx

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. I don't think he knew that was going to happen.

@Sevenfold120

5 жыл бұрын

Part 2: Who hired actual strippers.

@burntzapato8446

5 жыл бұрын

You get what you pay for in LA, they don't play around.

@williamc.6168

5 жыл бұрын

the reaction on the guy with the checkered shirt was hilarious too...hahaha , i don't think he was expecting that either. He looked over at Conan.

I bumped into Jordan Schlansky just a few years ago in Texas and he really is just the nicest guy. I had asked if I could take a picture with him since my wife and I are such big fans of his segments with Conan. He was in the middle of something but he was so nice that he actually came back and found us after he was done and we all took a picture together. Thank you for always making us smile Jordan! Hope we get to see you in Texas again sometime!

@GLMusic12

Жыл бұрын

He was clearly in the middle of finalizing various tasks.

@ted__ryan

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure you took various pictures with Jordan.

@nukeninmgt1504

Жыл бұрын

He needed to go to the restroom and prepare his body in various ways before being photographed.

@shahrozulhaq834

Жыл бұрын

Only in Texas

@LilithGrey...FromHell

Жыл бұрын

You lucky duck!

Jordan's face while his entire body is vibrating as she violently bounces on him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@round105

2 жыл бұрын

He visually looks so uncomfortable

@Skyruss24

2 жыл бұрын

@@round105 yeah duh thats the bit

@clorozweepvmundosalazar5153

2 жыл бұрын

He looks so physically and spiritually disturbed., I feel sorry for him lol

@docchicken245

2 жыл бұрын

So much violence there

@lordmfitzgerald3rd754

2 жыл бұрын

She can bounce on me.

This is why Conan is so great, he actually does comedy instead of stupid lip sync battles.

@roblena7977

8 жыл бұрын

The Wilfred I am sick and tired of Jimmy kimmel did this and jimmy kimmel did that, I would take Conan over every other host any day of the week.

@KidCooties

8 жыл бұрын

The Wilfred Wilfred firing shots!!! The end is near..

@RobertJohnson-nz3xm

8 жыл бұрын

KidCooties *claps and fake laughs* You are funny.

@MikhailKalashnikovMiG

8 жыл бұрын

While I certainly prefer Conan to Fallon, I don't see the need for the incessant bashing of Fallon. Conan and Fallon aren't even rivals or anything like that, so what's that all about?

@MilkywaysMostWanted

8 жыл бұрын

The Wilfred Lol@comparing Conan to Failon. Conan is on another level of awesomeness. Failon is just a product of Jay Leno's assholery.

Am I the only one who intently listens to what Jordan has to say?

@erinbrady5420

8 жыл бұрын

Nope. 😆

@vkilamk

8 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one! Haha

@MicrosoftCPU3

8 жыл бұрын

yes

@jackthompson864

8 жыл бұрын

I do lol

@marycarla6245

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, he's actually interesting but it's his attitude that makes him funny. I like how he doesn't kow tow to Conan.

Of course Jordan knows these things, he has been studying us humans for several millenia.

@franz6859

3 жыл бұрын

Yup and also makes human soil

@johnindigo5477

2 жыл бұрын

Various human behaviors overs numerous millennia

@vincentpross7497

2 жыл бұрын

you mean he has been studying us in various ways

When the male stripper accidentally kicked Jordan's head, I felt that.

@user-ov8li2mq5b

3 жыл бұрын

poor him, I'd be so freakin' annoyed.

@owensmit3637

3 жыл бұрын

You were kicked in the head by a male stripper once?

@bad_writer

2 жыл бұрын

Accidentally? 100% Conan paid him to

@NeoTechni

2 жыл бұрын

same.

@user-hv9xc4wu6j

Жыл бұрын

ikr？poor stripper

I love that Beer Guy is equally down with both strippers

@lagartijamuerta

4 жыл бұрын

bi icon

@brendalees10

4 жыл бұрын

Apple Justice bicon

@JaimeVillacis

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@toysoldierfrost

4 жыл бұрын

A true professional

@darknes2742

4 жыл бұрын

🥃 here's to you supportive bachelor party guy!

It’s just quite literally a Spongebob and Squidward dynamic.

@Sunny-rf9gc

4 жыл бұрын

That makes so much sense

@SundaySkye

4 жыл бұрын

Omg, YES! You hit the nail on the head.

@jasonpetri8013

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Conan doesn't think of Jordan as a friend, it would be like if Squidward said that SpongeBob was his best friend

@c.7197

4 жыл бұрын

Except squid ward is void of emotions

@nofal9628

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan more like Squidward

Plot twist, Jordan’s best friend is named You. He wasn’t talking about Conan at all.

@cesarsoria423

4 жыл бұрын

He’s buddies with Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish ?!

@gunha8288

4 жыл бұрын

@@cesarsoria423 Hahahah that's impressive you came up with a japanese guy lol

@mikebazinga982

4 жыл бұрын

or he actually said Hugh lol

@NikhilMathew122333

3 жыл бұрын

Yu Wuhan

@kpham632

3 жыл бұрын

His friend's name is Joe Goldberg

5:32 Nick's finger is bleeding. can we just appreciate his dedication to this.

@Commander_Cat

2 жыл бұрын

yikes I knew something was off when he hesitated to chug the beer.

@goodmorningfrommt

2 жыл бұрын

Saw that.. bright red

@nimegajayarathna4142

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder why his mouth isn't bleeding.

@MultiRay7

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how it happened. It's not the same hand he used to bite the beer can.

@pedrokozlakowski6440

2 жыл бұрын

and then the next shot he has a bandage and still is vibing to the music. that's dedication

When The stripper took her shirt off Conan was just like “I’m getting sued arent I?”

@alexpollock6932

4 жыл бұрын

KATHERINE TIPTON his or Jordan’s

@troykruse5161

4 жыл бұрын

What the hell? A split second of the stripper in a thong??!! Thanks for leaving me hangin!😡

@shmavster4209

4 жыл бұрын

Ridiculed Victor A cite? More like an entire GENRE of websites

@spyder2390

4 жыл бұрын

Ridiculed Victor what is this site

@badrluai

4 жыл бұрын

By who tho

i thought he was lying but it's actually goes back to ancient sparta.

@jsdeathmarch

7 жыл бұрын

Jordan is a very smart man, he's a computer

@N-e-o1

7 жыл бұрын

@Mr.Anchovy His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Yaahhr

@williamsuailua6136

7 жыл бұрын

Jordan is a computer, I've never seen him smile or laugh.

@user-wo8px8tz9n

7 жыл бұрын

could be a vulkan!

@KBlade1

7 жыл бұрын

That explains the women in God Of War games. ;)

A man like Jordan will never cheat. He is a man that his wife can trust!

@seanfinn1046

4 жыл бұрын

His wife is a lucky lady.

@TheSMCSS1234

4 жыл бұрын

I agree that's what I was thinking

@yeah_i_likeCartoons

4 жыл бұрын

a robot*

@dallinnguyen8025

3 жыл бұрын

but he is no fun

@KC-oc3zf

3 жыл бұрын

He has various wives

4:58 Best part. Just the shot of Conan standing there regretting his decision while the stripper bounces up and down on Jordan’s lap who’s not even fazed by any of it is such a beautiful sight to behold

@EveForbiddenFruit

2 жыл бұрын

Accidental Renaissance

@Pendragon981

9 ай бұрын

Truly spectacular

Conan was more scared of his wife than the network

@hgff69

3 жыл бұрын

Catholic

@gornes2403

3 жыл бұрын

@@hgff69 lol if he is a real Catholic I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

@hugostiglitz491

3 жыл бұрын

@@gornes2403 You are an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

@user-mj8gv8pl7v

3 жыл бұрын

Orthodox

@CainP

3 жыл бұрын

@@gornes2403 i just think the person is referring to his lineage which is Irish Catholic but as far as I know Conan doesn’t practice it.

“Did you look that up?” Jordan: “I know these things.”

@aszter2806

4 жыл бұрын

He existed in ancient Sparta ofc he does

@kawingchuirua

3 жыл бұрын

Loved it!

@lmpeters1552

3 жыл бұрын

That information was installed on his last update

@Freelancer52

3 жыл бұрын

Proof that Jordan is a machine with a computer for his brain

Oh my god they definitely weren’t expecting her to go topless

@9er817

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah how would they know would that a stripper would get undressed

@NiVi192

3 жыл бұрын

An Irish-American catholic, a human robot and a, well, random 'can chopper' order a stripper... Of course those three didn't think it through! 😆

@randomguy8228

3 жыл бұрын

@@9er817 maybe because they’re recording for TV

@cheapkahlol1020

3 жыл бұрын

@@NiVi192 Brolaf is here !

@matchbox1275

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy8228 Yup, she's too bold to do that while the Camera was recording.

I can’t imagine Jordan being married to any other than Siri

@azivt5115

3 жыл бұрын

Lollllzzz

@evilazulan

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@austins.2495

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@aprilhollow5780

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be silly. Siri’s too human 😆

@WitCola

Жыл бұрын

@@aprilhollow5780 yeah you’re right 😆😂

I'M ON A CONAN MARATHON. CAN'T STOP. SEND HELP

@dogaro_vids8758

5 жыл бұрын

Been there and enjoyed every moment of it

@vMufasa

5 жыл бұрын

lol yesterday I spent 5 hours watching Conan-Jordan videos and loved their travels through Italy... came to find out they've been working together for 21 years now... found a couple times Jordan breaking character... but make no mistake these are really good two friends, an no Jordan is not his on camera persona... it's almost more funny to catch him break character now(very rare)

@robb8569

4 жыл бұрын

ill see you at the end brother

@sengriksangma7871

4 жыл бұрын

You still need help?

@glo1005

4 жыл бұрын

HELP IS ON THE... Yeah I can't help ya. I'm on the same boat as you. 😭😂

I'm actually enjoying Jordan's rambling of knowledge.

@NikorasuChan

8 жыл бұрын

+Aozotra Disagreed on the compressed/uncompressed music tho... LOOOLLL

@ClaimClam

8 жыл бұрын

+Aozotra Gerolsteiner is great Mineral Water

@Vladpryde

8 жыл бұрын

+Aozotra He's a deeply emotional man.

@elvisjimpa100

8 жыл бұрын

+Aozotra Yes he really got a nice,calm voice and seems werry intelligent.Conan just sounds anoying and loud as always.

@the_question

8 жыл бұрын

+Orion Jimmy its a script dude chill

I’ve just discovered the Conan and Jordan saga today and I’ve literally spent HOURS watching every crumb of content I can.

@my0p1n10nst1nks

2 жыл бұрын

I am jeaous that you just got the experience for the first time.

@Kristoffelsson

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah same.

@spaghettioverlord3247

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club

@icydelon

5 ай бұрын

same watching them is now part of my daily routine

Jordan: "A man just put his testicles in my face." Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?" LMAO

@stephanwackman5816

Ай бұрын

and the DJ be like 'yeh that one was lit"

This was when I officially realized I loved Jordan

@koreanese9602

7 жыл бұрын

same

@williamsuailua6136

7 жыл бұрын

same

@apricity2994

7 жыл бұрын

same!

@7thecheryl

7 жыл бұрын

Its like Conan knew there was SOMETHING he liked in this guy...but he just wasn't quite sure what it was till, he started with the late entry on that one friday...and he was waltzing into work around noon...1.....that was when I sure knew Jordan was.,.,,FOR ME!

@jacktree5101

7 жыл бұрын

PIM's a Whovian That would be the best bachelor party i ever had but the fireman has to go

FUN FACT: Jordan Schlansky has never felt the need to use an exclamation mark.

@TheFriendlyTroll

8 жыл бұрын

***** And no one's ever told him to calm down.

@kasnitch

8 жыл бұрын

***** fun pseudo fact - the Stig tried to teach him to drive .. left infuriated and proceeded to set the ring record to de-stress

@JH-nr9pw

8 жыл бұрын

***** is he a real dude lol

@Brastius

8 жыл бұрын

+fidorover He once got drunk and stated that domestic water tasted just as good as the more expensive Veen.

@tubehax

8 жыл бұрын

+fidorover Wanted to upvote but didn't want to be the douche who broke that perfect 200.

i like how conan genuinely seems impressed that beer guy bit the beer open

@mark9294

Жыл бұрын

More like shocked

@monicagrorud2225

2 ай бұрын

Who isn’t impressed?

This is why I love Conan. There's a moment around 3:32 when he asks the frat guy "Remember Jordan's nick name" and the guy responds "Boner". If you look at Conan he was a little taken back by that comment but then just as fast decided to just go with it. Legendary

That was so cute when he said you were his friend

@kramermack

5 жыл бұрын

That was so cute when you commented here

@myman8336

5 жыл бұрын

@@Limpuls That not a little girl.. If so, she shouldn't be here.. This is for the work man..

@Limpuls

5 жыл бұрын

@@myman8336 all I see in profile pic is 11 yrs old girl

@taylordrn3871

5 жыл бұрын

i really think jordan doesnt have friends 🤣

@collinbrill1540

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan like I hate my boss 😂 But he's buying me Bentley

I'm convinced now that jordan is a brilliant actor

@leiligutierrez626

8 жыл бұрын

qui ero de visente fernandes

@leiligutierrez626

8 жыл бұрын

qui ero de visente fernandes

@leiligutierrez626

8 жыл бұрын

qui ero de visente fernandes

@FutureAbe

8 жыл бұрын

+Loop Set he's a producer on the show

@Decatron2

8 жыл бұрын

+Abe Grimm Really? What does he do as a producer?

Jordans face when the dude bit into the beer can 😂😂😂😂

@madhatt3r93

4 жыл бұрын

Like these crying cat memes

@DLSacks

Ай бұрын

I've seen Jordan break in a few clips, but that was one of the few times you can see him trying not to.

jordan’s dead pan “i know these things” killed me, it insinuates he in fact did not look this up and knew it from birth

@WestOfEarth

3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who's like this...we call him the font of useless information. He's got an eidetic memory, and literally doesn't forget anything.

@oldnite3414

2 жыл бұрын

@@WestOfEarth Just say photographic

There are fossils more alive than Jordan Schlansky

@rohanmehta8148

5 жыл бұрын

It's a character

@ChairmanMeow1

5 жыл бұрын

@@rohanmehta8148 Its not. Hes really this weird.

@SOlsen-ly8jt

5 жыл бұрын

@chairman meow it’s actually a character

@jeromejoz5935

5 жыл бұрын

this is topnotch commentry right here 🤣🤣

@mrmystery9496

5 жыл бұрын

steve crawford damn dude

I still can't tell if that dude is the dullest human alive or the amazing keeper of a straight face in history.

@galept

8 жыл бұрын

vahnn0 I also think he's on the spectrum for Autism, possibly Aspergers. So, not only can he keep a straight face, but his personality can naturally come off cold and awkward, which can provide Conan with almost unlimited material when they're together. It's gold

@andinodinoo

8 жыл бұрын

+galept it's just acting lol

@galept

8 жыл бұрын

Andhino Cika Nope, I disagree. Is it hard to believe that someone could be awkward, and that Conan knows how to exploit his awkwardness for the show?

@andinodinoo

8 жыл бұрын

+galept only for the show right? i believe they have normal conversation in real life.

@ciyean

8 жыл бұрын

+galept *Can't tell if trolling or just incredibly stupid*

Conan was truly not ready for the stripper to take her top off

i love how it started with Jordan minding his business and quickly ended with a party happening in his office

I like the reaction of Conan when the chick took off her top it was like "whoa girl, we didn't discuss going that far lol "

@Daolmec

6 жыл бұрын

word!!! including Jordans "lets pretend long time friend"

@coreywilliams1740

6 жыл бұрын

J G i

@tjhall9377

29 күн бұрын

Jordan’s expression at 4:53 is like “Conan was not expecting that and now I’m here…”

Conan > every other host

@virtruyamean8920

8 жыл бұрын

+Lorenzo RR too bad craig never been funny

@puregaminggod

8 жыл бұрын

ellens better but hes okay

@sumrandumguy7177

8 жыл бұрын

Pure Gamer God get out

@xXxTr0nxXx

8 жыл бұрын

+Pure Gamer God Ellen isn't funny at all.

@kaymuldoon3575

8 жыл бұрын

Lorenzo RR agreed.

Conan:🤪😂 Friend:😁 DJ:😎🎧 Jordan:😐

Jordan has a natural talent that cannot be taught or learned in a classroom.. He and Conan, whether they are aware of it or not, have an amazing comedy chemistry.. I could watch them do anything and the results world be satisfying.. They are like the new Martin and Lewis .. so funny. There needs to be a Conan and Jordan Movie….

@kit2770

2 жыл бұрын

"Whether they're aware of it or not..." Oh they're aware of it. Or Conan is anyways.

5:01 "I think Abigail is an attractive woman, however I don't think this situation is conducive to sexual arousal." I love Jordan XD

@Radiowias

5 жыл бұрын

Translation: "I AM FLACCID."

@a.k.salazr

4 жыл бұрын

Now that’s a real man.

@tonyroca279

4 жыл бұрын

TBH, its true, that situation is fun, tho not necessarily arousing

@wetogang1368

4 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy that he can keep the act because I would have been all over that

@Gabrosoft

4 жыл бұрын

Weto Gang maybe bc it’s not an act

if we had a world of just jordans we would find world peace because we would be too occupied with correcting eachother

@styson670

7 жыл бұрын

They would correct each other to death

@manictiger

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, according to quantum theory, the chances of that happening are likely well below one out of one vigintillion. While it's technically possible, it's unlikely to occur before the heat-death of the universe. By the time the heat-death does occur, the chance will reach exactly zero percent. This is because all energy exchanges in the universe will have stopped, thus making the chance of anything happening reach exactly zero. The temperature of the universe will also reach absolute zero. This is why it's called heat death. This is all hypothetical, of course. There are many variables and unknowns involved in such quantum models of the universe.

@Jelloitsme

7 жыл бұрын

manictiger What are you doing here Jordan?

@WrigleyAndAiden

7 жыл бұрын

CaptainAlligatah there would be nothing to correct if we were all Jordan's

@selfishstockton6123

7 жыл бұрын

that would only lead to more war though

As an audio engineer, I have to agree with him that WAV and AIFF is superior to MP3.

@NeoTechni

2 жыл бұрын

I lost all faith that this is his real attitude since he didn't say FLAC

5:32 seems like our best friend Ｎick had hurt himself during his dramatic performances..

"I'm indifferent. I don't know what's in store." I kinda love that answer. Very honest.

Am I the only one who felt sorry for him when he said Conan was his friend

@yourunclejohn984

6 жыл бұрын

No

@GoldenO

6 жыл бұрын

Yes 😭

@ronitbal7924

6 жыл бұрын

yaa😥😥😭

@zilontay4022

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

@architecturedraft5559

6 жыл бұрын

not really if he wanted friends he would have some. not everyone cares to have friends

I always appreciate how Schlansky, when asked a question, always answers very sincerely.

I honestly dont question Jordan's choice to not have a typical bachelor party. I just hung out with my dad, a few friends, ordered pluckers and watched the longhorn game. Awsome night no regrets.

@UfrankTube

9 ай бұрын

Did your wife had a stripper on her bachelorette?

Conan - "I'm not gonna humiliate you" 4 minutes later - Jordan has a dudes ball sack in his face

@apollo180

5 жыл бұрын

Wes 76 damm... no chill from you sir.

@tonyroca279

4 жыл бұрын

But did he humiliate him?

@ladynoluck

4 жыл бұрын

It’s only humiliating if you get embarrassed by what other people do in your presence lol

@aziremperorofthesands6369

4 жыл бұрын

The man was named "boner" in front of how many people?

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

@@aziremperorofthesands6369 Oh. I thought he said "boater." That could still have a sexual conotation.

Omg conan is the only talk show host that actually makes me laugh. Everyone else is typical bs humor.

@TheWonderfulBlake

4 жыл бұрын

xdonvito exactly

@randyhiga6

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree

@gerromecampbell9223

4 жыл бұрын

Colbert does it for me aswell, also John Stewart

@swa406

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@fullcontrol4179

4 жыл бұрын

I enjoy Kimmel and Fallon, too. The clip of Kimmel and Damon in couples therapy is awesome, but I think my favorite of his is when he scared workers with a fake Kimmel statue.

The way conan's energy changed when her shirt came off then the looks Jordan was giving Conan that entire time was just crazy.

I know in my heart of hearts that Conan loves Jordan and Jordan loves Conan

Put pointy ears on him and he is a Vulcan.

@sleddogrunner

8 жыл бұрын

that explains everything

@onemanshow4116

8 жыл бұрын

TheTuubster After he went to all that plastic surgery to lop them off??

@moppetmaker

8 жыл бұрын

TheTuubster Wasn't Jordan the one that would dress as Spock and flip everyone off on the old Late Night show??

@Juppah4u

8 жыл бұрын

TheTuubster I dunno if Jordan could pull it off though, he's programing may conflict with something.

@joshryan1973

8 жыл бұрын

TheTuubster *It's amazing, guys!!!! Get an Apple iPhone 6 PLUS for free right now* plus.google.com/u/0/communities/109348931073204003570

I just watched a man get abused by a ginger.

@sauliusltcool6902

5 жыл бұрын

Whats wrong with that?

@jokhi6959

5 жыл бұрын

@Victoria ...

@jobansand

5 жыл бұрын

Did you like it?

@69nadyacole69

5 жыл бұрын

So if a black guy abused a white man it is okay

@venusfoo9667

5 жыл бұрын

Putang Ina wtf are these comments

I love how Conan goes from Party Bro to Shy School Boy in a second lol

When the class clown play with the quiet kid

"The bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta." It seems like Jordan got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on the history of the bachelor party

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't look it up; he just knows these things.

@TheWonderfulBlake

4 жыл бұрын

Trey Atkins I bet when Jordan was a baby instead of crying he'd just start shouting random facts no normal person knows off the top of their head. He just came out of his moms womb shouting "THE BACHELOR PARTY GOES BACK TO ANCIENT SPARTA!!"

@MasouShizuka

4 жыл бұрын

@403 Forbidden Which is surprising considering he looks so bloody dead in his eyes and soul that he might as well be a computer with a blank dark screen. For eternity.

@shreyasshankar4109

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWonderfulBlake No he came out saying if the doctor pulled him out at the right time, he'd be more intelligent.

@nadifenggar943

2 жыл бұрын

He's programmed with every knowledges in the world.

*Sparkling water with a high mineral content*

@themeatballmann

5 жыл бұрын

@Sandor Clegane Possibly.

@thomasthemenace

5 жыл бұрын

Geroldsteiner really is a damn good water.

@capslockabc3872

5 жыл бұрын

*Voss water*

@gregghorner9107

4 жыл бұрын

@#BDS probbably off the cuff. Jordan is genius!

@polarbearal

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomasthemenace It's pretty damn good. Though Jordan likes Geroldsteiner after he's had espresso, I gotta say, I truly enjoy it as a general drinking water too. ;)

This is one of his best sketches. Just can not stop laughing throughout. I want Beer Guy in my life.

When Jordan said ‘I prefer uncompressed digital music’, I realized I am like Jordan Schlansky.

Jordan is the son of Dwight and Angela from the office.

@mtgreveal1864

5 жыл бұрын

Omg so true

@cl-kb7xy

5 жыл бұрын

@@mtgreveal1864Dwight just raised him. His biological father is Sylar from Heroes.

@AndeLikeTheMint

5 жыл бұрын

She always wanted a pair of well behaved boys

@Mihayan1

5 жыл бұрын

then Conan is a son of Pam and Jim

@wolffrenzy2778

5 жыл бұрын

OMFG YES 😂😂😂

Conan wasnt ready for the next level

@novaenforcer1563

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Jones at the very least not when the camera is showinh

@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734

4 жыл бұрын

when he was so shocked i cracked up 😂

@forlornpreponderance2299

4 жыл бұрын

Nova Enforcer15 I’m sure that’s his genuine reaction, as a guy who graduated from Harvard with a literature degree, he’s probably a man of culture like Jordan. The Conan we see is more of a character I think.

As someone who worked in a liquor wholesaler, when Conan threw the Jägermeister on the floor at @03:02, I felt sorry for Jordan because of the stench he has had to sit in for the last 5 years.

if jorden is playing character he ia the greatest actor of all time .

I googled it, turns out Jordan was right. Bachelor parties were indeed invented by the Spartans.

@tawandamaddox5756

6 жыл бұрын

belthazormn1 I believe he's 100% right that he says

@Distroshawn

6 жыл бұрын

I don’t what’s more funny that you googled it or Jordan said it 😂😂😂

@sublimechimp

Ай бұрын

He knows these things

*Wow, **_Jordan_** would be a good actor*

@tylito4764

6 жыл бұрын

What do you think hes doing right now.... cmon

@CalebMcFarland

6 жыл бұрын

Im Tylito I think this is genuinely him. Particularly since people who work with him say so in other videos. I think he just kicks his personality up a notch for the videos.

@notlondondavis2338

6 жыл бұрын

He is

@Lambda_Ovine

6 жыл бұрын

He is... You really think all this is real?

@MsMysticworld

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/jGihzNBwoNiZprw.html

4:52 Love Connan’s and the Jordan’s friend reaction

i collapsed when the male stripper went upside down on him 😂🤣😂🤣

Jordan "Boner" Schlansky

@leeroyjenkins1649

4 жыл бұрын

Petar Jangelovski *“GET IT HARD BUDDY“!*

@aen2767

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@samyuktha.

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlongsky

@esmestiel

3 жыл бұрын

@@samyuktha. this deserves more attention

@samyuktha.

3 жыл бұрын

@@esmestiel someone else commented it on some other Jordan video but I thought this was relevant here hehe

4:40 i love how both conan and nick recoiled in fear

Conan: "I got you a real bachelor party friend! Nick!" Introvert: "That's annoying."

When the fireman stripper kneed Jordan on the head, I freaking lost it lmaooo

3:38 "GET IT HARD BUDDY!!!"

@CharlieAUS

8 жыл бұрын

bakerXderek BONER!

@MrVideosimake

8 жыл бұрын

CHEEAA!!

@cindyknows9220

8 жыл бұрын

bakerXderek Derek we watch a lot of the same videos. Every time i watch a video, I look at the comments and you are always down here.

@BEATTHOSE00

8 жыл бұрын

bakerXderek lmfao

@IchaoticsI

8 жыл бұрын

bakerXderek hahaha i laughed so hard

When she lifted her top up, Conan knew his wife was gonna kill him lol

@criptik5208

3 жыл бұрын

What is soy boyish

@user-nn8no8pw1o

2 жыл бұрын

@@criptik5208 huh

@sillypotato53

3 ай бұрын

@@criptik5208 stfu incel, he's a married man and knows how to respect his wife

5:04 I do wonder what happened between the cuts “You gotta put your top back on, but you can take your pants off if that make you feel more comfortable.”

Conan: “I’m not gonna humiliate you” 5:18

I never feel bad for Jordan, and i know these are scripted, but when he said Conan was his friend and then Conan just laughed, I actually felt a bit bad lol...

@uzzieb9984

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Anderson I don’t think these are scripted. Conan has a general outline of what he wants to do, but there’s no writer writing a script. It’s mostly Conan improvising.

@manah2882

4 жыл бұрын

@@uzzieb9984 Minimally scripted. But this one was way out of the road!

@AleksandarIvanov69

4 жыл бұрын

Daddy issues coming out

@doggomcd

4 жыл бұрын

I think conan did that for the sketch, i feel conan cares for him more than actually jordan does.

@irradiatedice98

4 жыл бұрын

@@doggomcd Yeah they are actually friends

I admire how Jordan is above petty human emotions...I aspire to that level of awakening.

@ferchango6359

5 жыл бұрын

Train your mind and make it impenetrable

@mclera8566

5 жыл бұрын

Where is that part of the video? He is full of petty emotions from my kind of view.

@michelegressel4195

5 жыл бұрын

He's a Vulcan w plastic surgery to his ears.

@johiarratabigne4974

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah wtff

@Danovio

4 жыл бұрын

LOOOL Jordan is the embodiment of the meaning "petty"

Jordan is the best actor of our generation. The ability to keep a straight face through all of that is brilliant.

The part of me that I hate is the part that genuinely wanted to hear Jordan’s views on uncompressed audio files 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

conan's face when he knew the stripper went too far

How could u stay in character when she’s grinding on u lol

@Dracattack

5 жыл бұрын

Even Conan was surprised lol

@user-pv5ms2gr8h

5 жыл бұрын

E

@hashslanger7524

5 жыл бұрын

That’s how he is. He isn’t acting.

@sleep2890

5 жыл бұрын

Alit Memeti he has broke character multiple time and started laughing in multiple Remotes

@user-tz8ze3tp7m

5 жыл бұрын

@@sleep2890 he laughed during the italy trip cause he was happy AF , he is capable of happiness, but the things that make him excited are different of most people

Even Nick,the beer helmet guy was a little shook when the rockets came out!

Conan and schlansky’s personalities together make up that of a normal person and I love it.

Jordan is like a walking Wikipedia

*I think abigail is an attractive woman, however i don't think this situation is condusive to sexual arousing* 😂

@morlock1267

6 жыл бұрын

*conducive

@lepetitchat123

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan is sooo my kind of guy!

@Noneblue39

6 жыл бұрын

ikr savage

@annoyingenius7781

6 жыл бұрын

Archangel Michael her complete name, please?

@toxicalien35

6 жыл бұрын

For science purposes 👀☝

This is my favorite Conan/Jordan outing...and I think I've seen them all. Conan is truly the king

"Drink, drink, drink!" -Jordan, sip, sip !😂

00:02 his Name plaque thing says..."Jordan Schansky One Cranky fake Itallian"

@Fairpoint374

7 жыл бұрын

sam kupper lmao!

@z9ler745

6 жыл бұрын

WTF

@deadrabbit666666

6 жыл бұрын

sam kupper great catch!

@mishikagupta3834

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf how did you see it?!

@Elldorado12

6 жыл бұрын

Conan called him that in one video, and they added it to his plaque

I was just thinking we need another Jordan Schlansky remote and one appears. Psychic?

@DarthVader-ek7nj

8 жыл бұрын

Hispanic Girls Twerking Nah bitch. It's just me.

@JohnCrichton

8 жыл бұрын

Hispanic Girls Twerking How about this... just yesterday I went through all of them laughing my ass of wondering, "man, why did they stop doing these?".

@FrozenEspada4

8 жыл бұрын

John Crichton Yeah but mine is cooler. I *felt* it. Plz call the X-Men and tell them I'm on the way...

@Shinywhite

8 жыл бұрын

No, your fake italian sense was tingling

@RileyPoll

8 жыл бұрын

tHATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I LITERALLY WATCHED THE PLAYLIST LAST NIGHT

Jordan didn't say you, he said Yu. He meant his Chinese friend.

This was one of the best Jordan sketches of all time!

Conan looks like Meryl Streep.

@unitedjt345

7 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@azaleamiller2014

7 жыл бұрын

Nicole Tarentaal also catylin jenner

@JR-dv7wb

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I love how the stripper caught EVERYONE off guard!

@aksprkl6594

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the bachelor friend broke character XD Just reminds you that these are: 1) grown men, 2) on a tv show, 3) probably all married, 4) and they were respectful enough to look away.

@robertguthrie5310

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I really don't think Conan thought she was actually going to strip.

He is just sheldon cooper 😹

Jordan seems like the guy who would get killed the first day in a prison

@dianar7055

3 жыл бұрын

His response to them before his death would be: "Well you gentlemen clearly have an agenda. I'm going to remain passive in this situation, so why don't you proceed with what you intend."

That stripper was a trailer park beauty. The chick was alright too.

@lubotimus1955

5 жыл бұрын

marc sannicolas ahhahahah

@AllisonChains64

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!!

@mrmystery9496

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@SightForMemories

5 жыл бұрын

Please stop, that gonad wasn't meant for him, Conan.

@frxcturd_6153

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha.... waitttt--

The dude from Screen Junkies!!

@Ayvee1138

8 жыл бұрын

Because why not? Everyone loves Nick Mundy

@TheRidRichard

8 жыл бұрын

ain't no thing like Schlansky except Schlansky

@samuelz7344

8 жыл бұрын

Fancy Hat true true

@Vilppy

8 жыл бұрын

Bayu Nuratmaja He's actually been apart of a bunch of skits for Conan

@ender003

8 жыл бұрын

The Honey Badger I've literally been apart of every single skit Conan has ever done.

I thought that after the lady stripper Conan will bring in a robot for Jordan...

How the hell do you keep a straight face when an incredible woman, topless, writhes againt you? Jordan is a god.

@Hidingfrompeople

3 жыл бұрын

Some of us have fucked before I suppose.