"Never killed my wife!" is my new go-to line when describing someone nice

@himanshukamble957

Жыл бұрын

matt killed it

@petes8502

Жыл бұрын

So true. Fax Hun. Js

@sdmoparmaninsd6713

Жыл бұрын

I watched that part like 5 times, the timing was absolutely perfect

@bkaiser51

Жыл бұрын

Matt is so much funnier than given credit for

@zyourzgrandzmaz

Жыл бұрын

That's how I start most conversations

"I'm not passive agrrrrressive... These are slanders. These are liables..." - Conan 2020😂

@4k-os

Жыл бұрын

libels

@vt4979

Жыл бұрын

purrrr.... purrpurrr... puuuurrrrrrrrrrr

@sonukunnath1549

Жыл бұрын

I can hear this and see Sona and that HR's expressions while reading this. 😂

@bernlin2000

Жыл бұрын

Sona: "And then he goes into these strange voices to avoid a serious conversation" Conan: "Dis is not true....I disagreeeee!"

@h3artands0uLL

Жыл бұрын

🤣 one of favorite moments of his

Conan actually indirectly gave Nikki some of his experience and instructions on how to deal with fear. It's amazing.

@seltonk5136

Жыл бұрын

He zones out nine times

@noahcarver6072

Жыл бұрын

Also seeds for some new material, perhaps.

@Balthazar2242

10 ай бұрын

Pretty directly

@joshuawidener8407

22 күн бұрын

Indirectly? He quite literally DIRECTLY gave advice. Lol. Words have meanings.

"I am not *passive-agressive*!! I disagreeeee!"

@theentirepopulationofsyria

Жыл бұрын

"These are slanders, libels! I'm not a passive-aggressive man. I am but a man."

@whyneediachannel

Жыл бұрын

Purr purr…cackaww…cackaww!

@DarylVHorn

Жыл бұрын

"I think I'm always comfortable in any space! Prrr prrr! Coocoo Coocoo!"

@codydavidyates72

Жыл бұрын

Conan is one of the great comedians

@lukkynumber3

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I love that video

It's great Conan met Liza, sometimes you need someone to call you on your BS. It's a great quality to have in a friend and a partner.

@Nightwalkersify

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely, I’ve always thought this!

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

Mmmhm.

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

Especially people who are famous. Surrounded by yes men & a** kissers.

@apseudonym

Жыл бұрын

there always needs to be a chill one to counter the neurotic one

I love how Conan can swing between very smart and very silly very quickly. He's reciting Stalin's inner circle then he's making silly voices.

@pamphletthebeanwolf5901

Жыл бұрын

So when Conan recites Stalin it's smart but when I do it I'm told to vacate the premises before I'm arrested?

@mapples007

Жыл бұрын

@@pamphletthebeanwolf5901 he didnt recite Stalin. He named his advisors.

@pamphletthebeanwolf5901

Жыл бұрын

@@mapples007 I'll try naming his advisors next time.

@brianb7385

Жыл бұрын

@@pamphletthebeanwolf5901 Sir, this is an Arby's.

@Scottydont86

Жыл бұрын

bc he is a genius

It is really interesting to hear the insecurities of people who make a living talking to large crowds.

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

They are in front of large crowds BECAUSE they’re insecure.

@jellojiggler1693

Жыл бұрын

@@courtneyawalsh Actually, this might explain why so many comedians talk down on others. Maybe they're insecure about themselves and make themselves feel better by tearing others down.

@h3artands0uLL

Жыл бұрын

It’s soooo interesting. Makes them more relatable. At our core, we all have insecurities that we’re trying to overcome

@blenzus8059

Жыл бұрын

@@courtneyawalsh Talent? I'm insecure and nowhere near large crowds 😅

@alexanderdeadmansche

Жыл бұрын

I agree

“I believe life begins at Hatching” is just too goddamn funny

Not sure how many people in Conan’s position are so willing to be open about who they are off the screen and behind the scenes. His openness and the way he allows his staff to dish on him make for great comedy. Love it

@afrosymphony8207

Жыл бұрын

And honestly i wouldnt advice everyone to be this open especially in today's culture. Conan has done nd said ALOT of stuff that can easily be misconstrued into a cancelable offence. if sona was a white woman i really cant guarantee that we wouldn't have woken up one day to an accusation on conan for work abuse.

@JeffWiersma

Жыл бұрын

Jay Leno wouldn’t do that

@jackscott1438

Жыл бұрын

​ ​ @afro symphony You must be fun at parties

@treasurechest2951

Жыл бұрын

@@jackscott1438 What is this chickenshit response? What's your problem with what afro said?

@ranga1cat

Ай бұрын

Conan is secure in himself and his identity so showing who he really is isn’t as scary for him as it is for people with more polished personas who are less secure

Matt's improv and banter is a gem that I keep looking for in the podcast

@drivewaystar6485

Жыл бұрын

Oh god no...how Matt has made it this far in the podcast realm blows my fuxking mind. He sucks

"The truth is mean." ...you can just see Nikki's eyes just light up when he says that, she relates SO HARD to that reprimand. When you meet people who had the same kind inept parental messaging like that it is SO cathartic. I find it funny because I am the exact opposite, I am SO confrontational, because I had it drilled into me you had to always tell the truth, and not getting in someone's face was dishonest, it is exactly the same as lying.

@seltonk5136

Жыл бұрын

The other three people trudge through this conversation

@brmbkl

Жыл бұрын

"and not getting in someone's face was dishonest, it is exactly the same as lying." yeah, but then there's kzread.info/dash/bejne/gGtozbeEnd3IoNI.html

@LPChipi

29 күн бұрын

Like everything, it is a balancing act. Some of the worst people I know take great pride in "telling it like it is". If the truth is hurtful and won't help the person then there's no reason to proactively go and hurt them. If they ask, don't lie, but don't go out of your way to let them know what you think just 'cause.

It's interesting to hear Conan be so nakedly honest. As much as I enjoy him as a comedian and host, he always struck me as someone who has a difficult time being genuine. I guess that impression was somewhat true, and I'm glad he's working on himself.

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

Rare & refreshing. More like this, please. 🙏🏼

@justinlatini4725

Жыл бұрын

Definitely. Conan has opened up a lot and become public about his insecurities and struggles, and he’s been a big advocate for therapy and addressing mental health.

@rejuvenator8966

Жыл бұрын

This is not true!! He is always comfortable in any space! Cuckoo, cuckoo, purrrr, purrrr, purrrr.

I gotta say, as someone looking to study clinical psychology, it's really refreshing to hear a major celebrity like Conan talk about cognitive behavioral therapy. Its got great empirical support and is much different from what I think most people view therapy as.

2:09-2:31 was beautiful. I’m so glad Conan has Liza in his life as his partner ❤️

It’s from growing up in a house where you are NEVER allowed to talk back- or truthfully answer a question if it’s mean- and you grow up to be a gossip, talking behind peoples’ backs

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

Truth isn’t gossip.

@gc2o4tom81

Жыл бұрын

@@courtneyawalsh I was speaking of my own experiences. I don’t find much truth in gossip.

@seltonk5136

Жыл бұрын

Nope but keep justifying being a gossip

@gc2o4tom81

Жыл бұрын

@@seltonk5136 whooosh

"I believe life begins at hatching" is such a fire line.

I absolutely love Conan’s advice on cognitive therapy. I plan to use his tips on writing down your fears to look at them twenty minutes later… listened to this for the laughs, ended up getting a bit teary because I get the negative thoughts.

When she said "All the cows you eat are Hitler", I was sure he was going to turn it around and say they are actually "Moossolini". My dad humor quota was not met today.

@alechenson6577

Жыл бұрын

Cow Tse Tung

@dianapevtsov

Жыл бұрын

To the point where you'd project it onto Conan. (......... Heinrich Himburger.)

@bernlin2000

Жыл бұрын

Well, Conan is in the business of comedy...and every comedian knows that puns are where comedy goes to die 😛

@iasiafob

Жыл бұрын

And free-"ranch" salads...

@frankdayton731

Жыл бұрын

mmm moistcow. I apologize, I took it too far.

I was constantly bullied and called ugly and it actually made it easier to confront bullies that were mean to defenseless kids I had nothing to lose

The Conan show - a one stop shop for chuckles and cognitive behavioral therapy.

It's amazing how pervasive these negative thoughts are in so many people, even (or especially?) those who are successful.

@chelseawatson6592

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it's more so the fame than success. Imagine being constantly analyzed and judged by millions of people, I too would get in my head about it and have fears and anxieties.

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

Most neurotic people on the planet.

I really needed to hear what Conan said about growing up in a household where being honest was considered being mean. I totally grew up that way .

@khalexi8692

Ай бұрын

Yes! Just do as your told was how it was in my family. We weren't allowed our own opinions especially the women of my culture

He’s right about writing things down forreal, even for panic attacks

I love Conan so much! I was trained in Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and I also think it's great. It's talking it out and thinking "what's the worst..." It's usually not a huge deal and if there's something that you can actively change to avoid a fear that might actually happen/be problematic...then at least you have some ways to work it out.

@ctrainbeats

Жыл бұрын

hey there fan of conan - ive been on antidepressants since me and my ex fiance of 3 years split about 7 months ago. some days are okay and some days I feel particularly dreadful. would you care to share any tips on helping with these kinds of feelings?

These two always know how to make someone laugh

@seltonk5136

Жыл бұрын

Show someone this video. If they chuckle at her I'lll give you a smooch kiss 💋

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this side of Nikki Glazer before, and I’m here for it.

@deadfr0g

Жыл бұрын

I, uhh... I think I like every side of Nikki Glaser I've ever seen.

That "Never killed my wife" line is comedy gold.

Not just hilarious but actually also really helpful!

@prettyshinyspaghetti8332

Жыл бұрын

I've saved this video for future reference

@nik8468

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@seltonk5136

Жыл бұрын

She'd make a face at you and walk away

The comment about Irish people is so true. My family always reverts to passive aggressive “jokes” that hint at the problem, instead of being direct to people.

My biggest fear is being told that I'm Ugly. Fear of conflict, fear of abandonment, wanting to be nothing sort of perfection,self-loathing......I relate to all these things, especially the ugly part. Because I have never talked about that stuff to anyone ever. I feel some solace, take some comfort from this video

@asdfzxcv3617

5 ай бұрын

I can't believe anyone says to Nikki "You are Ugly". It's incredible.

Nikki’s voice is so good for podcasts

@havenotlostmyfaith7735

Жыл бұрын

Her face is good for audio only podcasts

@seltonk5136

Жыл бұрын

Poor Conan can't even feign interesti

What Conan is saying about cognitive therapy, is where journaling really helps me. I have "severe combined type ADHD", and as with most things, am sporadic at journaling, but in the times I can keep up with it, looking back at my journal is always an enlightening moment at how much of an idiot I really am. I use Obsidian to keep notes and just loosely write things down as I sit on my computer when they come to my mind. I use horizontal line breaks, backlinks, and # tags to add order to my chaotic ADHD brain.

@HalfJapMarine

11 ай бұрын

That's interesting. Do you notice any narratives or recurring themes?

this actually got kinda deep. i got a little emotional, i can relate a lot to theyre mental problems

0:06 I mean...did she not watch the documentary on Conan's live tour after The Tonight Show (Conan O'Brien Can't Stop)? I think that's about the best insight you can get on that, it was pretty intense, really. And he he never stopped trying to entertain anyone who was open to it lol, even when he also would complain how exhausted he was. Just extraordinary, a true "funny machine". My favorite part of those burn-out moments was when he got Sona to laugh over him powdering his face for (yet another) live show: "Oh sweet powder! Protect my skin!"

@shoepanda

Жыл бұрын

That scene with the powder lives rent-free in my head. That was a great documentary.

Sona’s laugh when nikki says how she knows she right about being vegan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"You ate the last cupcake", the squeaky, ultimately failing voice he said that in - incredibly hilarious!

You say "keeping score", I say "collecting data"...

7:38 Sona's reaction means she is a certified meat lover lol

Amazing conversation folks! I enjoyed every moment.

I appreciate this chat. As someone who has very similar anxious tendencies to Nikki

was a Certified "Glaser" Classic

The relatability of this clip has me asking myself.... _"am I Conan O'Brien?"_

@courtneyawalsh

Жыл бұрын

Very Irish Catholic relatable for sure.

Fun sitdown on how vulnerable we can all be and how discretion is needed more for whatever reason.

@stephenhern5091

Жыл бұрын

Liberty absolutely love ❤️ you and I know that you must be blessed with your beautiful family and my wonderful Wife for Life and blessed love ❤️ you and Forever ♾ is the deal!!!

This was one of the funniest episodes. This and Paul Rudd's had me crying while driving haha

5:40 I learned this in my public speaking class. You write the last of your fears then go down the list and say why it's not actually a valid fear.

Life begins at hatching. 😂

Such a fascinating joy listening to this conversation! Conan. There’s really nothing quite like him ♥️

Niki is a good listener and interviewer

@kaemincha

Жыл бұрын

Definitely, you can tell she can bounce the conversation around and keep it going.

watching Conan is my form of therapy. so good

Good session with the team and Nikki.

Scrolling through the comments not finding anything about it makes me think only Sona and myself got the fantastic hatchling comment. That was so smooth, besides the whole segment was a joy to watch

Emotional trauma... My favorite part of the podcast.

this is so spot on for so many people. the fear of confrontation is not confrontation itself but how it will escalate into our perceived demons and traumas. also, and this is a major also, if we are discussing point A shut the F about anything else, you have been getting your turn over and over, so much so you're now in speaking up debt, so listen for once, be a Person and admit for bloody once too you're wrong Without bringing up every other impertinent thing from the past which has NOTHING to do with the argument at hand except to falsely give you some leverage and to put the other person down when YOU are now at fault. Suck it up, brave it out, and say SORRY.

I should've known Conan has done Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!!! Wow that's so cool, I've done that too. I recommend it to everyone. It really helps with intrusive thoughts!!

this was therapeutic, thanks conan

As someone who fears actually communicating with people, this is a good therapy session....I think you've found your second career Conan :)

This was a great interview and video👍

Conan, I just had an appendectomy. I literally almost burst out laughing.

The set up for the life begins at hatching is so organic its incredible

This was nice to watch. And therapeutic.

great clip insightful and funny

thank you straight to the point

I can’t imagine how hard a famous female comic must be on herself, that is a lot of pressure, that societal pressure to be physically attractive yet be entertaining and take negative perspectives on yourself to make people laugh. I don’t know I’m thinking too much, love these dudes

this was great. 😂😂😂I like these helpful tips

Hyper Vigilance to protect oneself from similar acts to past trauma.

when I was little I thought you were just supposed to say what youre thinking all of the time to everyone so id just walk up to someone I never met before and be like wow your head is a lot shorter and wider than mine and then be like what's their deal

@rabiyarizvi4769

Жыл бұрын

Lol

"I believe that life begins at hatching" 😅

What a deep one!

Great conversation

Love this one! 💚

Peak Conan. I love Conan more now than the TV years.

Letterman, Carson, Leno, Colbert…all these guys are extremely passive aggressive and the way it manifests in how they run/ran their shows and deal with hosts is interesting

5:45 great advice

nothing cures my anxiety like conan.

Conan the therapist at 6.00 and it’s actually quite helpful. Thanks therapist Conan!

I loved this "episode" so much!!

Nikki Glasser saying she is afraid of being called ugly is like an anorexic thinking they're fat, like noooooo, not remotely, but I get the reality, and feel for her.

Nikki asking questions like a TV therapist.

That 5th grade kid who called Nikki ugly was lying through his or her teeth.

@EG-qh6er

Жыл бұрын

I think there is a little more history behind it. I remember her saying on another podcast that her sister was extremely pretty, and she was openly portrayed by family and others as the not pretty sister. So the 5th grade insult probably fanned a flame that was already burning pretty hot for her with regard to her self-esteem.

I really love nikki. She is so real.

@adamchristie7626

Жыл бұрын

Go listen to her talk about wanting her bf to sleep around on her. She’s a looney bin. And yez, it takes one to know one yeet

Your opinions are beautiful

Wow this is great, are the podcasts like this?

My god. Can’t imagine living life this way. Guess this is what makes great comedians.

Conan and Nikki=2 of my faves!!!

Watching this is better for me than most therapy sessions.

Is there some kind of video subscription option I've missed? Will the SXM channel have video if you record there, like Stern? 👀 If not... pretty please?

Glad to hear mentions of CBT.

Conan should have gotten that late night host slot. We’ll never know what could have been.

Lol. Funny stuff

7:52 whomever told you those Henry Kissinger glasses work for you..they lied.

How can Nikki think there is anything wrong with her? She has stunned me in anything I have seen her in.

@dr.p.wellington3604

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, she's like an 11 what are her standards of beauty. What Twilight Zone Episode did she grow up in?

this is just the best podcast in the world!

Conan never killed my wife 🤷

@leadnitrate2194

Жыл бұрын

he'll get around to it sooner or later

@TommyTom21

Жыл бұрын

Not yet

“Never killed my wife”😂😂😂

The notepad thing is awesome

Khruschev is "crew chef" in subtitles at 00:25 :)

The master of passive aggression at work

I’ve been watching a lot of these - I can tell they had a previous audio system and maybe engineer🎉

This is the only part of the internet that makes any sense

So true about keeping the score quietly but it’s a fair scoreboard always on the side of the other person. But once it’s past the tolerance, it’s O.V.E.R. :)