“Greg is whoever you want it to be” 8 words this man will forever regret saying

@iremtanrgoz8330

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda like you.

@vincitu8301

4 жыл бұрын

i kind of... love you

@ishan2420

4 жыл бұрын

Really?

@Poottisman

4 жыл бұрын

@@pubgpickle8761 Shots fired, no sarcasm.

@regs9959

4 жыл бұрын

When you realise “Greg” isn’t a word

I wish i had that superpower of never feeling embarrassed and just bask in the akward energy i created.. I

@user-qs3dc1lg1q

9 жыл бұрын

LOL. Same.

@64bdsmg

9 жыл бұрын

I have that power. I never get to use it though. I wish I had his position.

@timmian85

9 жыл бұрын

64bdsmg Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm and get some inspiration to all the different ways you can be a hero with no sense of shame :)

@64bdsmg

9 жыл бұрын

timmian85 I will look into it for sure. I have plenty of ideas myself. But I need a good audience to perform for I guess haha.

@dickvandyke9448

9 жыл бұрын

64bdsmg That's the problem with most people in public they dont aknowledge the power. I dont know how many funny or awkward things i have done on a train or in a restaraunt and people just pretend they dont see it instead of laughing.. too many people worry about being "polite" to realise i am actually performing for them, they think im being serious and dont want to "offend" me. That unfortunately is the sorry tale of the street comedian :'(

Every time my husband makes burgers, I bite into it and say “ay Greg! This a great burger! Glad yur my lover!”

@Tubalcain422

2 жыл бұрын

Is your husband Greg, or is that his best friend?

@deannalanakila143

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@K3ns0

2 жыл бұрын

OMG..That's so funny 😂😂😂

@nivi6414

2 жыл бұрын

500th like here😂✌️

@danpats1

Жыл бұрын

You are definitely wife material. He’s a lucky guy.

Conan is a director's worst nightmare: talented, but stubborn af... 🤣🤣

@tylarjackson7928

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf did I just stumble onto...

@Chimera_166

6 ай бұрын

There's a reason that director isn't popular. He's a condescending little rat

@darkhorse7460

4 ай бұрын

Marilyn Monroe approves this message.

Not that Conan isn't funny on the show...but he is so much funnier in some of these. This shit had me rollin.

@Barncore

9 жыл бұрын

100%. He's at his best when he's improvising in public.

@Barncore

9 жыл бұрын

Dean Mauschean Huh? These pieces get showed in the same prime time show anyway

@pvt.prinny759

9 жыл бұрын

well its a talkshow not a skit show...at least in theory...

@keepplayingnice

9 жыл бұрын

I feel so too. I think it's because this is the real conan we get to see in the remotes ad libbing and being hilarious but on the show he says stuff the writers have for him..

@ricocori2447

9 жыл бұрын

actually hes not that funny on the show...

The director seems like the kinda guy who enjoys meetings.

@Gyrbae

4 жыл бұрын

He's like if Jordan tried his best to be an extrovert.

@SomeRandomHobo44

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gyrbae killian?

@Frey_2026

4 жыл бұрын

He thinks he knows his stuff but actually has no vision.

@Crave4More

4 жыл бұрын

@Peter Evans look up the definition, np

@Crave4More

4 жыл бұрын

@Peter Evans refer to my first comment

"Maybe think those thoughts in your head.." "I am" - Conan

@ashleycaveda

Жыл бұрын

His response makes me laugh every single time I rewatch this video.

I want this guy to meet Jordan schlansky. I feel like they would really vibe

@EmpyreanLightASMR

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, they have the same eyes

@MJ18888

3 жыл бұрын

They would vibe so hard!

@raidenwave4219

2 жыл бұрын

it would be known as the gathering of the normcore

@Zack-wc5mv

2 жыл бұрын

"Here it's tea" "Ok" And then 8 minutes of footage between dudes having existential crisis

@dianapennepacker6854

2 жыл бұрын

The same eyes as him, and same joker smile haha. They are cousins! Always professional.

Who else is on a Conan Marathon

@bigmikem1578

4 жыл бұрын

K. Cole KZread is a constant Conan marathon to me. 🤨

@vicboi87

4 жыл бұрын

Second one this week

@michaelaaron2415

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a westbrook fan and i love conan too

@mattneal5257

4 жыл бұрын

I could binge watch this one over and over. Never gets old. Conan ‘s remotes are insanely good

@BertOro_

4 жыл бұрын

yes please send help

Conan + serious people = pure gold

@READComment1

10 жыл бұрын

you know the guests are instructed to be serious right?

@Shankovich

10 жыл бұрын

READComment1 Yea but the guy in the studio who was giving him pointers wasn't acting, that was genuine frustration lmao

@awesome1ru

6 жыл бұрын

Shankovich how do you know?

@liquidamerican8543

6 жыл бұрын

No, it wasn't.

his ability to be a comedic legend even around the driest people .....conan really is the best.

@siimpetser4746

Жыл бұрын

Eh, they weren't dry at all:)

@tjovadevalivat

Жыл бұрын

The whole point is that they are just normal and professional, and he can then stand out with his weirdness. They help him shine. If they tried to be funny also, then the contrast wouldn't be there and Conan would be less funny.

@TheKillahKyla

11 ай бұрын

It's called "playing off the straight man"

@mafikdew78

10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure they were told to react naturally and that was pretty natural

@cadler5885

7 ай бұрын

​@@tjovadevalivatwhere did you learn this kind of stuff? Don't want to be rude but I want to learn it also

i can’t believe this is the remote where conan met his wife, greg

"We should have sex." "Maybe think those thoughts in your head.." "I am." Lmao Classic Conan.

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@gigglyme2001

5 жыл бұрын

The girl’s reaction 🤣

@carolinebeltran4721

4 жыл бұрын

Or... It's annoying. And he might have a neurological disorder

@carolinebeltran4721

4 жыл бұрын

Or... He's a normal man...

@gigglyme2001

4 жыл бұрын

Caroline Beltran dang girl triggered. who hurt you, Caroline?

The bike messenger part was honestly the hardest I'd laughed all year.

@bacchus111

3 жыл бұрын

"Now I get to try the wiper blades. Hmmm, needs more fluid to clean the windshield."

@irenelian3598

3 жыл бұрын

"See you at the autopsy"

@yumyum9535

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't laughed this hard since Katrina

@coastaku1954

2 жыл бұрын

The look of Conan's soul leaving his body has me rolling on the floor, then him flipping off the bike messenger made me laugh even harder

@sartor3464

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmfao

Never laughed so hard when he played the man with the neurological disorder obsessing over shrimp vs shrimps. He’s not wrong about his character 😂

@chulent6875

2 жыл бұрын

He was doing Woody Allen (and it was spot on.)

*Conan: “Well, you use your turn signals to avoid an accident.” LMAOOOOO*

Conan makes life better.

@danielcuricica

7 жыл бұрын

Totally get you my friend.

@domiJB

7 жыл бұрын

yes, indeed he does

@odiemodie1

7 жыл бұрын

CONAN IS LIFE

@camilocdv

7 жыл бұрын

+odiemodie1 Conan is love

@charlesbeavers9771

5 жыл бұрын

That's what Greg said.

That acting coach with no sense of humour makes this ten times funnier.

@rachelsharples5495

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to think it's his schtick hha

@dhill92

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely knew he was being funny you can see him break a few times. I'm sure they told him to act like that

@chilidin

3 жыл бұрын

@stirange no he just has no humor. But nice analysis tho.

@ham5097

3 жыл бұрын

he is an acting couch, I am pretty sure he is able to keep his face straight, just because it makes it funnier

@MM-vs2et

3 жыл бұрын

It's those ones that Conan's comedic brilliance really shines. He excels more than anyone at making humor out of nothing

“This car is making me immoral” 😂😂😂😂

Conan is without a doubt the funniest man alive

"A man on a bike struck my moving car during Hurricane Katrina, and you want me to be like "feel that leather"".

@heyryanisonx3141

4 жыл бұрын

_feeel that leather_

@tawnygaona9114

4 жыл бұрын

When he flips him off😂

@GyzelE

4 жыл бұрын

@@jameshutchins3798 same.

@skymartinez7726

4 жыл бұрын

☠🤣☠🤣☠

@CelticVictory

4 жыл бұрын

"Human beings must be eradicated."

"Hey Greg... This is a great burger... Glad you're my lover" lol 😁✌️

@jeffreyjoseph2737

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest part

@carolinebeltran4721

4 жыл бұрын

You can almost catch the slightest guffaw from someone if you listen closely after the 8:09 mark... Not the regular studio laughs 😄

@nanichantel7646

4 жыл бұрын

i disnt get it

@manalkhalid2130

4 жыл бұрын

Correction : Gweg, buwger

@josephlittlefield2313

4 жыл бұрын

You mean boiguh

I love how complex his characters get as he builds and builds on a joke 🤣🤣🤣

I honestly cried while watching this. The bike messenger bit is absolute genius.

"You use your turn signals, you avoid an accident"

@robertlockwood3277

5 жыл бұрын

BEST LINE EVER

@mikasaackermann8736

5 жыл бұрын

It’s absolutely brilliant

@ilumie9779

5 жыл бұрын

I'm evil!

@ulku919

4 жыл бұрын

What did he mean by that? I couldn't get it

@ricimercury9490

4 жыл бұрын

@@ulku919 me too

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Conan has always been, still is and always will be a comedic genius.

@begamer90

4 жыл бұрын

im watching this for.. i dont know... a 100th time... i laugh like crazy every time :)

@ryublanco7014

4 жыл бұрын

When I start feeling bummed out I hop on KZread and Conan makes it a whole lot better

@ahmedshanib3354

3 жыл бұрын

I am watching for third time in a year and still out of breath. His jokes are so quick and unexpected.

@user-vc5rp7nf8f

2 жыл бұрын

the driving part was my fav

@soulfly3438

2 жыл бұрын

this is exactly conans struggle. there is prolly 30-50 million of us who LoVE conan but dont watch alot of tv. we are online. i cant believe his last year he had like 300k viewers only. that is so sad cuz there is literally 50 million of us who love conan. but we are mostly at that age where we crossed over to online content. so it just makes me sad his show floundered the last few years. i had no idea til recently. imo netflix should do a five times a week late night show. a huge app like that would be perfect for conan. but i dont think they will try.

Killian is a comedic genius. His deadpan personality is what makes this even funnier.

@jirehpsalmpaule6077

2 жыл бұрын

straight man , funny man combo, basic of comedy,

@emu_warrior

Жыл бұрын

He gets a lot of trash in the comments here, but he was totally playing it deadpan and was in on the joke.

@luiggitello8546

Жыл бұрын

@@emu_warrior yeah, like he is a couch and knows how to play it. Probably even Conan's team talk with him about how to react to make it funnier. And of course the editor leaves out the takes when he breaks or whatever

@rachelcookie321

11 ай бұрын

The way he just deadpan said Conan hit a bike messenger was amazing. Just acting like that’s a totally normal thing to ignore when you’re in a nice car.

I saw this on air back in 2013 in a shitty motel I was living in and I've probably watched this 30 times since then on and off since its been on KZread. Every single time it brings tears to my eyes with laughter lol

That creeper smile at the end is frickin hilarious!!

@HEADSHOTPROLOL

8 жыл бұрын

+sam hain No. Yeah I gotta ruin everything.

@EPCOTFan82

8 жыл бұрын

+William Lazerdust same.

" I can't satisfy my wife or hold a job!"

@evilgary747

7 жыл бұрын

Keep going: it'll happen...

@JoseGranny

6 жыл бұрын

I lost it right there

@usamajawaid4326

5 жыл бұрын

So do u want me to satisfy her?

@user-cy6oj5lg5f

4 жыл бұрын

Ann Perez lmao

I wish I had even half the wit that Conan does. He'll forever be my favorite late night host.

I love how professional this guy is being the whole time. You can tell he is really good at his job.

@darkhorse7460

3 ай бұрын

Killian, is that you?

At the end when he was pulling out the wedding ring, he should’ve called the girl Greg on “accident”

@galahadgarza6905

4 жыл бұрын

That would have been so funny!

@mohamedbilal864

3 жыл бұрын

Good one..

@matthewjordan8031

3 жыл бұрын

sir yes sir! LOLOLOL

@Tubalcain422

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it!

@divisiona3974

2 жыл бұрын

😂

"And you want me to be like 'feel that leather...'" Oh my god! Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha Conan is funny.

@TheNoratek

9 жыл бұрын

the batman doesnt laugh. Sorry, i aint buyin it.

@captainwhatsits

9 жыл бұрын

TheNoratek Robin hacked into my computer and went on KZread. I guess I'm lucky that's the only website he knows about. I'm Batman.

@dickvandyke9448

9 жыл бұрын

The Batman Robin has to hack your computer just to go on youtube? Surely you could afford buy him a PC of his own couldnt you Bru.. i mean Batman?

@TheNoratek

9 жыл бұрын

dick van dyke Bruce didnt get rich by buying stuff for other people....

@dickvandyke9448

9 жыл бұрын

TheNoratek No he got rich from his parents. But he does give to charities and the like so u would think he could afford a PC for his (depending on which story you folow) adopted son.

Seven years have gone by, and I honestly think this still remains as the funniest bit Conan's done.

@MinimalEffort24

11 ай бұрын

This and the Tomb Raider gamer one are top 2 imo

Based simply on the amount of times I have rewatched over the years, this must be my favourite skit ever of Conan's.

*Conan working on the backstory for his character* "Greg is his partner. They ride around in the squad car together and--" "And that's where we end it." "No.. we had sex last night" lol he kills me

@cosmogillen6538

4 жыл бұрын

quietastronaut Greg*

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

@@cosmogillen6538 *loser

Would have been hilarious if mid way through the proposal Conan changes his mind and tells the girl: "I'm sorry but i love Greg".

@apebblebutt6009

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking if when she said "i love you" he answer "i love you too, greg."

This whole segment is such a masterpiece, I could watch this every week and still laugh just as hard each time.

Yes, we're all on a conan marathon.

Lindsey is a real pro because if I was sitting there with Conan I'd be laughing so hard its ridiculous. When he said "We should have sex". She held it together pretty good. Great job Lindsey!!

@Attack21Mac

10 жыл бұрын

i died when he said that XD

@Francosteiner

9 жыл бұрын

***** Likewise! They way he say it - golden!

12:44 Conan: creepy ? Cameraman: **gives big nod** 😂

@morrow66

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO. Didn't notice it.

@Vstavayteludirusskiey

4 жыл бұрын

Creepy? Yes. Lifted from porn

@otwent2535

4 жыл бұрын

That dude looks disgusted with him the whole time lol. Apparently he doesnt get his humor.

@wilsoncalhoun

3 жыл бұрын

@OTW Ent He's a cameraman. All he's interested in is getting the shot done so he can get back to craft services.

@sixelakeller5377

3 жыл бұрын

OTW Ent or maybe it’s his own shtick

His "driving along" face is priceless !

I’ve probably watched this 100 times. It cracks me up every time. Everyone in this is perfect but Conan is just hitting on all cylinders the entire time.

I wish all ads were like this. I'd get rid of AdBlock on my browser if they were.

@kamoroso94

7 жыл бұрын

roadhouse699 How do you know they're not like that already if you have AdBlock?

@samREDICEbunny

7 жыл бұрын

good one kyle

@prabsingh3222

7 жыл бұрын

Because you see them when you watch youtube on your phone..

@raystrife234

7 жыл бұрын

coz most of them will be "Introducing- THE GRAND TOOOUR"

@Lucifronz

6 жыл бұрын

Some ads are pretty good, like Geico's. The problem is they're always replayed over and over with no variety. After the fifth time, even the best ad starts to grate on your nerves. It's insufferable.

“My late night career has held me back in my commercial work”

I love when Conan turns it up to 11. He transforms into an unstoppable force I'll miss his show so much but look forward to what he brings us next!

Throughout all these years, whenever I'm feeling down, I rewatch this gem and things do get better. Damn, I wish I could thank Conan for being in my life since the 90s.

Man I wish I have Conan's super quick wit. His comebacks are awesome.

@1dayatatime186

6 жыл бұрын

PT111111 they're not quick wits. It's all scripted..

@imover1823

5 жыл бұрын

1DayAtATime the remotes aren’t scripted

@csedan7916

5 жыл бұрын

PT111111- You really don't, I have it and it's a daily burden.

@Excal123

5 жыл бұрын

@@1dayatatime186 if it was scripted , its hella goooood acting then.

@rileygalvin2

2 жыл бұрын

You dont have his wit, no one does expect him

I've literally watched Conan remotes every night before bed for the past two weeks.

@hannahmeas9567

9 жыл бұрын

Me too

@weatherep0rt

9 жыл бұрын

whowasthat Me too fam ahah

@OvieKovy

9 жыл бұрын

whowasthat LOL I LOVE YOU

@catchang9697

8 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Grimneo

8 жыл бұрын

whowasthat Me too

My most fav moment in this skit is when Conan does the car commercial segment, and he flips off “the bike messenger” 😩😩🤣🤣!

Instructor:"What's your name?" Badass Conan:"You know my name"

@lewashby8662

6 жыл бұрын

SAY MY NAME

@diurmidderggae3007

6 жыл бұрын

iam the one who knocks

"You don't see it in movies, because that's called indicating." "Well, when you use your turn signal you avoid an accident....so..." I'm crying...

@googlename9851

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a sexual innuendo?

@demers6178

4 жыл бұрын

No

@bseblpitch28

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand the joke

@donparker5349

4 жыл бұрын

@@bseblpitch28 Giving an indication is a synonym for giving a turn signal on the road.

@MegaGx4

4 жыл бұрын

@@donparker5349 Not a synonym.

"You know my name" 04:40 Heisenberg vibes right there :D

Yup… I think I’m calling it… I think this is MY FAVORITE remote Conan has ever done… I’ve watched it countless times, and it consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry! It holds up, even during pandemic times and all of the tough times the world been dealing with…. Ya know… this one makes gives me life. 10 out if 10!

@AREPBOSS

2 жыл бұрын

The Jordan getting married is the best for me

11:52 maybe think those thoughts in your head........freaking genius

@paulreeves8594

9 жыл бұрын

HehEHHE GO TO TrUtHcoNTEStCOm< REaD tHE PREsent

to this day we don't know if it's 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps.

@Makinartz

5 жыл бұрын

Well? Is it 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps?

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

5 жыл бұрын

Saranghe

@coolgun2067

4 жыл бұрын

Actually they're both wrong... It's 21 shrice

@DavidTrejo

4 жыл бұрын

😔

@naterussell2374

4 жыл бұрын

21 prawns. A prawn. That makes it easier.

Imagine being Conan’s producer or director. It’s funny but this is probably a small taste of it could be like for his team. Team Coco is so legendary. I saw his tour documentary and when Conan, the boss, is frustrated someone better figure stuff out. I love that kind of stress 😊

It's always great to discover a Conan sketch I haven't seen before. And this was freaking hilarious. The bike messenger and last coach bit was true gold.

Every time I'm sad, I look up for this video. It makes me laugh to tears. Thanks a lot, Conan. You are the best.

@eitosj

7 жыл бұрын

👍🏼

@mashingwachine824

7 жыл бұрын

😆👍👍

@NJC00ki3

7 жыл бұрын

same here

@AhiezerCoronel47

7 жыл бұрын

CogniVision So you want me to see this video forever?

@whatchingthat8086

7 жыл бұрын

+CogniVision Haha now every time I read this comment I'll laugh at how much of an bitch you are ＠(￣-￣)＠

I chuckled when Conan did the rat nibbling a burger part, But out of all the impressions he did, I laughed out loud when he did that stereotyped construction worker bit: "Ay! Greg! This is a great burger! Glad you're my Lover!" Lol.

@Heavenzvoice

5 жыл бұрын

odiemodie1 yes that line was the best and his facial expressions with it!!! I laughed hard at that one.

Imagine how AWESOME it would be if Conan did a guest appearance on Whose Line is it anyway.

@dorothyallspice1862

2 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT

@dorothyallspice1862

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE “Whose Line Is It Anyway”

@apseudonym

2 жыл бұрын

He was in Groundlings

"Glad you're my luva! " was the best !

Who else re-watches this from beginning to end just because Conan is hilarious and the jokes don’t get old

@mattneal5257

4 жыл бұрын

Alfredo Ramirez me

@riproar11

4 жыл бұрын

I rewatch this whenever I want to laugh until my eyes water up. The look he gives the camera when he hugs the woman is the best.

@tyrinmarquez8609

4 жыл бұрын

I have watched this so many times it cracks me up every time. I love Conan, my all time favorite host.

@allysiren

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@gonzaloparedes1091

4 жыл бұрын

Im with ya, sir

"Maybe think those thoughts in your head?" - "I am"

@last7509

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like life

This is literally how improv should be done. Damn this dude is good

The "OR" moment was delicious and perfect, chef's kiss!

why is jimmy fallon allowed on tv when this guy exists?

@billyfaucet655

7 жыл бұрын

Our Lord and Saviour Nicolas Cage love that game

@dtdw1988

7 жыл бұрын

i started with the jimmys. fallon, kimmel, and then found conan. only to realize how bad fallon was at it.

@ilangilang7185

7 жыл бұрын

david tan same here

@fs457

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy who?

@atheris1641

6 жыл бұрын

david tan Exacty

The middle finger got me...

@Kuebel350

8 жыл бұрын

+Jarsan Chen The car got me. Now I'm in a wheelchair.

@18Crex18

8 жыл бұрын

+Jarsan Chen me 2!!!

@LetticeTravels

8 жыл бұрын

+Jarsan Chen OMG the car scene was amazing!!!!!!! IA about the finger. So funny!

@brianb9555

5 жыл бұрын

"See you at the autopsy!"

@lol-ho5qd

5 жыл бұрын

7:30 XDD

I died when he said I'm driving the Ford Delusion 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👏👌👌👌

If I could have a dollar for each time I've watched this skit, I think I could buy a ring for a guy named Greg. He's my lover.

Conan is so funny when doing improv, maybe his show should involve a little more of it.

@omardorgham

5 жыл бұрын

yeah it's amazing how he is so funny improvising when others like kimmel or fallon script stuff and still aren't nearly as funny

"And we should, we should have sex." "Yeah, that's what the police said." "You're very passive aggressive" 10/10

@ALema99

8 жыл бұрын

+Monte Raid she was quietly forcing him to buy it

I love finding older Conan clips I’ve never seen before - it’s like NEW content lol

These episodes are such therapy for me. I have been watching them since this morning rolling laughing.

Funniest Conan segment ever.. I was near crying

@polarbarrrs

10 жыл бұрын

cindybin2001 Why the fuck would it bother me.. *oops*

@DJzUN3NOWN

10 жыл бұрын

cindybin2001 no tv has to bleep it out but on the internet nothing has to be censored

@albboy96

10 жыл бұрын

DJzUN3NOWN dont worry its a troll

@HavelTheCock

10 жыл бұрын

albboy96 Yeah uh I don't think it is. Look at her uploads.

@krisvalas6351

9 жыл бұрын

Bishop Havel "The Rock" Dude what the fuck is up with her videos

Dude said "Katrina rain" like it was nothing.

@msteresa653

4 жыл бұрын

When your soul leaves your body it really opens up a lot of career paths

@Enerrah

4 жыл бұрын

AND he said rain. Like It could be avoided with an umbrella.

@XpVersusVista

4 жыл бұрын

@@msteresa653 you mean when you sold it beforehand? yeah, all those impeding morals suddenly vanish and make room for all kinds of things.

@dapjpshha

4 жыл бұрын

@@msteresa653 I died laughing from this comment.

I can never get tired of watching Conan. I've watched these remotes numerous times and laugh as much or more as if seeing it for the first time!

This is just next level comedy. I haven't laughed this hard in a very, very long time.

"Well, if you use your turn signals, you avoid an accident." That comeback applies to so many things in life.

I feel like conan should ditch the talk show and just do a show that's all remotes and his gamer segment

@boxer12350

8 жыл бұрын

agreed

@BobbaFettgameing

8 жыл бұрын

I agree

@haamunaama6071

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Well maybe he could have Jeff Goldblum as a guest once in a while.

@firdausfuad6128

8 жыл бұрын

+IAteFire couldn't agree more

@sizzle3207

8 жыл бұрын

do u watch the show

I'm at the point where I'm beginning to memorize Conan's dialogue from every remote now. Not sure if I should be proud of that

@dianeee1992x

3 ай бұрын

We’re the same😂😂😂

@CoajadeNuca

Ай бұрын

@@dianeee1992x Hello I'm evil

@spyninja1456

6 күн бұрын

That’s how I feel about Summer Smores on the podcast

Conan: Who's Greg? Director: Greg is whoever you want it to be.. Conan: *Challenge Accepted*

I love how she tried to pull away and Conan was all like "No one leaves the cone zone..."

@somniavitasunt

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you can she her shaking with laughter.

@elizatig4641

2 жыл бұрын

The implication

The most impressive thing with conan is that he can make anything so funny that it would make u cry........thats why he's my favorite

@metoo6247

4 жыл бұрын

Nah uuhh. He's MY favorite.

@bindu996

4 жыл бұрын

Did you laugh till you cried? Because I did especially at the end and my sister is concerned

@alison5009

2 жыл бұрын

@@bindu996 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've rewatched so many remotes over the years...as you have and this is the best one

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve rewatched this. Definitely one of my favorite Conan remotes!

That guy is definitely Jordan Schlansky's brother

@lol-ho5qd

5 жыл бұрын

7:30 lmao

I keep telling myself one more Conan video and now it's 4 in the morning. 😓

@epicbananas101

8 жыл бұрын

Same.

@metallovinsportslover2184

8 жыл бұрын

I'm only gonna get like 2 hours of sleep because of these

@khaldrogo1656

8 жыл бұрын

I literally only slept for an hour once because of Conan, and I had to work 10 hours the next day

@harrisonjananto91

8 жыл бұрын

are u d greg theyre acting about??😂😂😂

@justonerandomguy6580

8 жыл бұрын

same

Every time my wife corrects my grammar, I scream: "And I can't satisfy my wife or hold a job!!!"

I keep coming back to this video. This one by far makes me burst into laughter every single time. The look into the camera during the jewelry commercial is so funny.

When the woman director says Conan is creepy and the camera man in the background nods his head like "Yeah dude!" I lost it hahahaha

@spyninja1456

6 күн бұрын

“woman director” lol just say director it’s 2024

The greatest middle finger in television history

I like the look of the camera man during the jewelry commercial, had my dying.

12:45 I love the cameraman's nod of approval. lol.

"It's not me, it's the client" Conan: "That's what the Germans said" LMAO!!!

@rr999888tw

4 жыл бұрын

don't get it, could you explain?

@murdvre

4 жыл бұрын

@@rr999888tw Nazi's are inconsiderate

@marianoyuba3736

4 жыл бұрын

@@rr999888tw It's sort of playing on the "only following orders" trope often associated with the Nazis. Conan, being Conan, sure wasted no time playing it for all its worth. :P

@FriendlyCroock

3 жыл бұрын

"often associated with the Nazis" in the land of "intellectuals" aka U S A who literally believe that the nazis were the only bad regime in history.

@FriendlyCroock

3 жыл бұрын

@@marianoyuba3736 Your comment is actually bad even by american standards. Who says that the "only following orders" trope is often associated with the nazis?

Lol "Ford Delusion"

This remote is comedy gold from start to finish! I have seen this at least 6 times if not more in the last year. Love this man!

on of the funniest humans alive...

*"Ayee Greg! This a great burgaa! Haha! Glad you're my luvaa!"* LOL HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!