How crazy is it that these are actual items! Imagine being on the research team and poring over newspapers, magazines, and other periodicals in the hope that there would be some absurd text in an ad. It must be so boring but when you find one, wowee, that makes it all worth it.

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

Yep all real my friend. All real.

@IanK369

Жыл бұрын

You can't make this stuff up.

@harrodsongs

Жыл бұрын

@@IanK369 Why would you?

@kevhead1525

6 ай бұрын

That would be a waste of everyone's time.

Lord I forgot how funny these actual items were. It's been a long time since the late 90s when I was watching this show

Seeing the band back then is great! Pender still was holding on to a little hair, and the Vivino brothers and La Bamba had a lot of hair. Just seeing La Bamba without his hat is strange!

Louis CK concocted the "Actual Items" for Conan's show when he was a writer there back in the '90s.

@larryjohnny

5 жыл бұрын

So why does Conan always just credit Leno for this bit.. Perhaps, Do you mean Louis CK made up the funny lines? I love the one with the Persian rug ad..

@canaisyoung3601

Жыл бұрын

@@larryjohnny He doesn't credit Leno for it. He just says this is like Leno's "Headlines" bit.

@dionysusNME

3 ай бұрын

Did he whip out his penis then too?

And to think this predated the whole "The Force is with Cerveza Cristal" memes.

5:00 This is absolutely Ralph Wiggumy.

Oh if only Conan had known about Cerveza Cristal

That's a hen, not a rooster

7:44 "If I weren't impotent I'd be very proud..." LOL 8:10 "Hold on to that" XD

Unfertilized eggs don't have any sperm in the lol

Andy is so peeved and cheesed off in this segment.

They REALLY wanted to keep that hat in Warsaw

That is a nice hat.

Great cover of Join Together by The Who at the beginning

this is driving me nuts, what song is the weinberg 7 playing?

@ihavesoul4real

9 жыл бұрын

Ethan Goodman I need to know this as well. They really shredded that number.

@coolethan2772

9 жыл бұрын

John Short it sounds like they have a didgeridoo

@lucastaylor5626

9 жыл бұрын

Ethan Goodman Join together by the who

@ethangoodman7086

9 жыл бұрын

lucas Taylor hey thanks!

@captainkev10

6 жыл бұрын

"I Kissed a Girl" - Katy Perry

Roosters have no effect on hens laying eggs. Hens lay the eggs we eat with no rooster involvement (unfertilized eggs).

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

*WHOOSH*

louis ck is so funny

@greg55666

6 жыл бұрын

haha the Hitler joke was Louis, right? That was I thought when I heard it.

@RichV20

2 жыл бұрын

Didnt Louis also write a joke for Commemorative Quarters with one pressing saying "Coins so old you can still buy slaves with them" and it bombed? Then he cried in front of Conan afterwards.

Boi-oi-oing!

How do They Get Away With This Kinda Stuff

@zoesmybaby

6 жыл бұрын

It was the 90s, no one had the internet yet.

@naturesinterface6663

5 жыл бұрын

@@zoesmybaby - The internet is from the early eighties. www.livescience.com/20727-internet-history.html

@thewiseoldherper7047

5 жыл бұрын

Because just a few years ago people didn’t get offended by EVERYTHING! Comedy is dead today.

@Jason_Van_Stone

4 жыл бұрын

@naturesinterface you know damn well the internet didn't surface in most homes until early/mid 90's.

@Psychocobrabilly

4 жыл бұрын

Cause it aired at 12:35 in the morning.

0:34 - Now he’d be sent home and forced to stay there for two weeks. Everybody else in the studio would be quarantined too. Oh, and they’d all have masks on, like morons.

@BobPagani

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, people have to be total morons to want to avoid infection during a pandemic.

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being an adult and acting like a bratty child over wearing a mask. I bet you're afraid of needles too. He should have been home, going to work sick isn't some sort of badge of honor, it's how viruses are spread.

God I love hearing intelligent people not give a shit about Star Wars