The fact that he did it in front of his girlfriend and then told her to go back to the cab- I cannot with this man

@blazarre7251

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if he’s depressed or just plain dumb

@marvinhamilton6637

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that he proposed to Amy before the wedding AND when he proposed to pregnant amy while he was already married just to trade a dumb stroller, just goes to show how pathetic he is.

@mochi3764

2 жыл бұрын

it's kinda sad :( for the gf

@Moviemaster595

2 жыл бұрын

In my opinion teddy should move on ,cause it's not healthy,teddy's obsession over amy when she is clearly in love with someone else and has a child is a more than Clear that teddy needs to move on.

@seanswift1072

2 жыл бұрын

@@marvinhamilton6637 also his wife is/was pregnant... like come on dude

The power Amy has... She dated that singer guy for a few months and he still calls her the love of his life. Jake was willing to throw away his dream job for her six days into the relationship. And Teddy has now proposed five times, even tho they’re both married with kids on the way

@shioriroy8385

4 жыл бұрын

Amy is supporting af

@ihussain5590

4 жыл бұрын

Oh damnnnn

@funnyteacherman

4 жыл бұрын

I, also, would be willing to throw it all away for Amy Santiago,

@NoLimits02

4 жыл бұрын

@@funnyteacherman simp

@dracos0024

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, she's nice, smart and good-looking, so I'm not surprised.

The dude is married and has a baby on the way yet he still freaking tries I wonder if the criminals he tried to get confessions out of just decided to admit so they couldn't be in the same room for another second

@dca-Letsplay

4 жыл бұрын

Vader's disciple that would genuinely be a great episode where a load of criminals start saying they confessed under duress IE teddy wouldn’t shut up and they now needed to reopen those cases

@luppiantenor8269

4 жыл бұрын

Teddy trying to get information from a murder suspect Teddy: So did you kill Jonathan? Murderer: No, I absolutely did not. Tedd: Absolutely? Ah reminds me of that time when I was out on my lawn playing with my dog. You see there's this neighbor of us who likes using absolutely a lot. Like a lot. He uses it in almost every sentence he says. Isn't it crazy? There was this one time when I asked him if his dog peed on our lawn and he was like "You are absolutely out of your mind accusing my dog who absolutely did not do anything that stupid." I mean it was just a simple yes or no question and he managed to use two absolutelys already? Isn't that absolutely crazy? Hahahaha then there was this time when we tried inviting him to dinner and to be fair it was an awesome dinner. He used like 56 absolutelys within a span of 5 minutes during our conversation isn't it crazy? How can someone manage to use that much absolutelys within such a short period of time? Then there's also this other time-- Murderer: I ABSOLUTELY MURDERED JONATHAN I HATED THAT PIECE OF SHIT. I KILLED HIM, NOW JUST TAKE ME AWAY. Tedd: Wow so you actually murdered Jonathan? Ah reminds of that one time when there was also this other guy who- Murderer: Is this hell? 5 hours later Tedd: Soo, turns out he actually did kill Jonathan.

@bigboyfilmproductions8478

4 жыл бұрын

@@luppiantenor8269 hahahahahaha yes like that exactly

@michaelfarrow5817

4 жыл бұрын

@@luppiantenor8269 I would watch that spin off on Netflix

@dawngrove7053

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch a full episode of Teddy boring suspects into confessing to their crimes.

"So we decided to paint the baby room: white!"

@crem-crem4070

4 жыл бұрын

rocketscissors is it weird that I want to hear the story behind that?

@suffixion_6286

4 жыл бұрын

Rosa: "You use to have sex with him" Amy: "I know" 😂

@asliyase

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but, which shade?

@angelat4512

4 жыл бұрын

Keza Motlana probably because it’s the most boring colour I guess?

@davidsalterego4481

4 жыл бұрын

Keza Motlana Because blue and pink aren’t woke enough

It's lowkey hilarious how all of Amy's exes are just incredibly unstable over her. And highkey disturbing.

@ruths544

4 жыл бұрын

Wait. Who else?

@wingggggg

4 жыл бұрын

@@ruths544 Constantine Kane, the lead singer of the band performed in Kylie's wedding

@Longtail626

4 жыл бұрын

My theory is that Amy brings order into their lives, once she leaves everything breaks down and they’re left with nothing but the realisation that they were nothing without her

@christianbaptiste5628

4 жыл бұрын

John Hoyt wow that pretty accurate

@sw33ts0ur4

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how Jake would be if Amy left him 😂😂😂

I loved that Teddy was the most normal person out of all of them when he was first introduced..

@undeadbygordon

3 жыл бұрын

the Amy magic is really something.

@HafidzMurshidie

3 жыл бұрын

@@undeadbygordon It really is..

@74wf

3 жыл бұрын

Then he becomes a person who is basically a bit life propose spammer

@portraita2679

3 жыл бұрын

Which episode is this (3:30) ? LOL 😅 Snare at Amy.. Rrrr... 😅

@sportsfaniguess154

3 жыл бұрын

*Ryan Howard has entered the chat*

How a side-character has so much screen dedicated to him just proposing is beyond me.

@kate-ib7nd

4 жыл бұрын

not related but i’m proud to be the 999th like

@andrewd1131

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny

@Marilyn2401

2 жыл бұрын

It' just 4 minutes tho 😂

@MovieEnvy

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called storytelling.

@JCaesar71306

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marilyn2401 thats a lot when you factor in its all him proposing

"My brains stopped talking to my body so I have to, blink" "Rosa you really don't have to do this" "snarl at Amy, grrr"

@tahraethestoryteller6079

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹

@syednoorerasul

3 жыл бұрын

@@tahraethestoryteller6079 ....why cats?

@pootodd7017

3 жыл бұрын

@@syednoorerasul cz they can

@udyangupta2868

2 жыл бұрын

Blink! 🤣🤣

you can see teddy short-circuit before proposing in that last scene

@salonii6345

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha i lost it

@debbiedoodiedandi

4 жыл бұрын

You can tell he tried to fight it, but he just couldn't

@avengerwidow9

4 жыл бұрын

@@debbiedoodiedandi fight or flight? more like fight or propose lmao

@acroissant3721

4 жыл бұрын

It's like he's winding up

@bufffsanta2968

4 жыл бұрын

@@acroissant3721 lol yh

They’re both married/have a baby on the way and he is STILL proposing to her💀😭 I honestly wouldn’t object to him showing up a few more times and proposing🤷🏾‍♀️😂

@catys.m9108

4 жыл бұрын

I know! That would be hilarious now when it's basically a running gag

@davidhanousek9874

4 жыл бұрын

@@catys.m9108 after this, i would expect scene in the last episode of show where he will propose in future flash back on Jake funeral in 2070 :D

@benross5170

4 жыл бұрын

Should get a restraining order

@THERSC216

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to be tazed

@salonii6345

4 жыл бұрын

its so fricking hilarious

Rosa looks so uncomfortable at the second proposal

@THERSC216

4 жыл бұрын

She should have beat him

Amy needs a restraining order...

@masonwales2837

4 жыл бұрын

No offence but do you really think that would stop him

@snigdha7066

4 жыл бұрын

@@masonwales2837 Hahahaha

@salonii6345

4 жыл бұрын

she really does hahahaha

@JaneDoe-gu5sb

4 жыл бұрын

But he's not dangerous?

@BaldursPicketFence

4 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it. But i agree..

Literally no one: Teddy: "Amy, will you marry me?"

@sveltemaple5328

4 жыл бұрын

Well also Jake

@Tmillea

4 жыл бұрын

Samiksha Jaiswal peralta her husband

@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003

4 жыл бұрын

*NO*

@Eric-dr5iq

4 жыл бұрын

A M Y P U N C H H I M A L R E A D Y.

@The-Rguy

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob Peralta

The more I look at his doughy face the more convinced I am that he was middle-aged at birth.

@lauraqueentint

4 жыл бұрын

he's what people in the middle ages thought babies looked like.

@absolutemadlad5662

3 жыл бұрын

R/rareinsults

@feliciapattinson9591

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@maxoleary5212

Жыл бұрын

that made me choke on my water

I'm surprised Amy hasn't punched him in the face at this point. I mean there's desperate and then there's this.

@mcnoneya

4 жыл бұрын

Yellow Pikmin88 she can’t, police brutality.

@robbieking4070

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcnoneya not if it's against harassment

@giantWario

4 жыл бұрын

@@robbieking4070 Nah pretty damn sure if you're punching someone who's just talking to you its still assault no matter what he said. She should get a restraining order though.

@robbieking4070

4 жыл бұрын

@@giantWario I dunno, repeatedly proposing to someone who's made it clear they're not interested sounds like harassment to me (doesn't always have to be sexual). But yes, a restraining order is definitely warranted.

@giantWario

4 жыл бұрын

@@robbieking4070 I guess you could spin it as harassment but it doesn't really matter either way, if someone is not physically threatening you in any way, punching them is still assault.

He has no shame

@callanflanagan8706

4 жыл бұрын

No respect

@rayhollander

4 жыл бұрын

haha, this reminds me of Brita's circus boyfriend Blake on Community. When Jeff tells her "He has no shame" due to the hit in the head. lol.

@michellerichardson3090

4 жыл бұрын

He really doesn't

@robbieking4070

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of that creep Scooter from How I Met Your Mother who kept begging Lily to dump Marshall and elope with him, even at their wedding XD

@Lucia.S

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes, damn

He ONLY did it FOUR times 🤣🤣

@DarkAnon100

4 жыл бұрын

And one of those times was at their Wedding, he's either very stupid or very desperate........or both!

@ashleypetersen5945

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Amy, don’t flatter yourself! 😂

@greatestwhatif

2 жыл бұрын

Plus 1 because he proposes in season 8

the way he had to pause before proposing lmaoo

1:34 even Boyle thinks he’s pathetic

@aaronkenyon7112

3 жыл бұрын

That's really because he is the ultimate Peraltiago shipper

I hope he proposes every season HAHAHAH

@liarsgrande1989

4 жыл бұрын

Imaru Lewis what are you talking about?? Season 7 was amazing. This show is still fresh and funny after 7 years.

@jharjono155

4 жыл бұрын

@Imaru Lewis well with the office you had Steve Carrell moving on to film, same with Ed Helms, Craig Robinson and John Krasinski. Mindy Kaling also with her own show. With B99, there’s less star power. The show is incredible bc there’s not one clear star (unlike the office) - and lets face it - as of now, no one has really pursued moving to film. Doesn’t mean they won’t be in the future, but it doesn’t seem like season 8 will be the last.

@raetooraw

3 жыл бұрын

what episode is this?

@sportsfaniguess154

3 жыл бұрын

@@jharjono155 Carrell didn’t want to move on, he wasn’t offered a contract by NBC. Andy Samberg has been in multiple amount of movies (Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Hotel Transylvania, That’s My Boy) of course, Brooklyn 99 is what most of the cast is known for, Andy Samberg is the exception.

@BlasterzHD

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportsfaniguess154 Andy's most popular role is Jake tho.

You’ll never believe who I ran into at Bushgardens last summer..

@Lauren.E.O

4 жыл бұрын

Was it...your neighbor?

@georgephinn8894

4 жыл бұрын

Lauren O Just walking around...

@andthatsondana

4 жыл бұрын

My neighbor!

@ashleypetersen5945

4 жыл бұрын

Omg no way!

@rye581

4 жыл бұрын

Ik it's not your joke but I can not stop laughing so I'm liking

That last clip was amazing lol. Amy left herself wide-open, and for a minute Teddy seemed almost confused, like he expected her to say "no" immediately, then had to mentally-process that she instead said "how much?" lol. What an amazing and underrated show.

@DeepikaGinger

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was conflicted at that moment because he was married with a baby on the way. He had to propose to her anyway

teddy needs to be stopped the man doesn't know what boundaries are

Teddy is a robot, that's why he almost short circuit before his last proposal 🤖

Amy please, we're begging you, for your own safety GET A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE GOES FROM BEING A SIMP TO A CREEP

@alexanderkaizer1095

3 жыл бұрын

If he keeps it up he’s gonna give Amy and Jakes son Mac nightmares. And probably cause emotional problems for his own kid.

@ninaserafina823

3 жыл бұрын

I stg if he pulls a Jacob from Twilight and tries to propose to Mack.

@feliciapattinson9591

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninaserafina823 lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo pllsssssssss I'm dedddddddd I would love to seeeeee it happening

I almost feel bad for him, also Amy should've gotten a restraining order right after the second proposal

@brimstoneclub

4 жыл бұрын

That wouldn't stop Teddy. He's like Hitchcock and Scully around food.

@ihussain5590

4 жыл бұрын

Wilson that is sooooo accurate

@courtenayt.429

4 жыл бұрын

Or report him to one police plaza but not sure how that would work

@Ethan-dn1wc

3 жыл бұрын

The saddest part is that his therapist said he was never going to get over it and that he just needed to accept his obsession.

Now, if this show wasn’t light and warm and fuzzy, I can imagine Teddy’s obsession over Amy growing darker. I need to see this happen, idc.

@kirsty7649

4 жыл бұрын

legit kinda like the show you

@mjade1097

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder if there’s a fanfic... Edit: I’ve checked there are several but they are NSFW

@crimsonkatharine6857

4 жыл бұрын

Avalon Slade Ooh. Hopefully

@absolutemadlad5662

4 жыл бұрын

Then they'll have a reason to arrest him perfect

@Bubaiel

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjade1097 um what? 🤠

Has a wife and baby on the way and still has the guts to purpose to a married pregnant woman. Man, I need that much confidence in my life.

I feel like no one actually appreciates Teddy as a character. He's opportunistic, but he's a pretty nice guy who's never tried to sabotage/hurt Amy or Jake (maybe because he's too boring). He helped them at their wedding, stepped back from his job at the 99, and spent a lot of time trying to be better or "exciting." I hope Teddy finds happiness and finds someone who loves pilsners as much as he does.

@THERSC216

4 жыл бұрын

He did is having a child and he still proposed to Santiago

@pikhatu

4 жыл бұрын

@@THERSC216 you're right 😂 maybe he'll find someone better so he wont wanna propose to amy everytime

@lemsavage9473

4 жыл бұрын

Still a creepy dick

@TheAwesome45

4 жыл бұрын

Dude fuck Teddy. He continues to propose despite Amy very clearly not being interested and Teddy himself often being in a relationship.

@pikhatu

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAwesome45 I mean sure in the real world this wouldnt be acceptable but we're in the universe of b99 where things arent taken realistically

It’s not easy to write dialog for the world’s most boring man, but the B99 writers have done an admirable job.

“You promised you would stop showing up to places to propose to me.” “Quit flattering yourself I only did that four times.”

I love how he proposed so many times you can make a compilation of it 😭

i bet he wasn't even married or having a kid.

@annahs.channel

3 жыл бұрын

He’s too boring to lie.

@blazarre7251

3 жыл бұрын

Probably getting that stuff in advance for when Amy says yes(never gonna happen)

4:28 his face tells that he is programmed to propose to Amy any chance he gets.

My sympathy for the character went out the window after the Road Trip episode. If he would've just gone the way Nick Cannon did after the breakup and gone away then he'd be seen in a better light

Just the other day I was thinking that someone should make a compilation of Teddy's proposals to Amy. Thanks!

Teddy loves pilsners

@zoe1755

4 жыл бұрын

Terry loves yoghurt

Teddy is an energy vampire 100%

@THERSC216

4 жыл бұрын

Cause Santiago has a magical coochie

“You’re flattering yourself, I only did that 4 times”

when he proposed in season 7 i laughed so hard i wasn’t expecting it at all😭😭

“Amy Santiago will you ma... NOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NO PLS NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was kinda hoping Amy would make him let go of the stroller by making him propose again lol

Would be funny if Amy's son falls in love with teddy's child

@elscruffo2264

3 жыл бұрын

And then he just asks her to marry him for the sake of their kids

@feliciapattinson9591

3 жыл бұрын

@@elscruffo2264lmfao

I hope this goes on as long as the Damon and Kimmel feud... hahaha

I have a theory that Teddy actually acts as insufferable as possible on purpose, and proposes to Amy constantly to antagonise her. You notice, for someone who claims he is so in love with her, he doesn't exactly show any sort of care for her, ignoring her half the time in the recent episode. He was also dedicated to try to win a stroller for his baby, meaning he is dedicated to his family, and does probably actually love them. Maybe he did love her a bit after they broke up, and had a rough time getting over it, but by the time of Amy's wedding, I think he was over her, but still wanted to somewhat antagonise her for what she put him through.

*the fact that there are compilations of this-*

That 'i know' is so precious, I can't!

Love the extra scenes!

Imagine if he did that in front of Jake when they are wife and husband. Jake would slap him.

1:34 The looks on Charles and Rosa’s faces just speak straight up “What the hell”

I lost it when he proposed the last time 🤣

i wanna see teddy and connie meet lmao i can imagine that they'll still fight over amy

i lost it when he proposed to amy at the pram place hahhaha

The severity of Amy's "NO!"s each failed proposal is the BESTM

He could have been Teddy Santiago.

@jimmyboi97y77

4 жыл бұрын

Keith Foo no, no,nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@g.b1497

4 жыл бұрын

Oh God, NOOOOOOOOOO

@sniper4872

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell nah

Teddy: "Amy I'm still in love with you." Amy: "What?" Jake: "What??" The date: "WHAT???"

Its fun and games until Teddy starts watching Amy sleep from the window.

@aaronkenyon7112

4 жыл бұрын

And he becomes attracted to how cool he thinks the window looks, talking about its manufacturer. Oh my god, I'm boring myself just talking about it

@Crochetique424

3 жыл бұрын

Then it will become YOU . ( YOU as in the series )

Amy should probably file a restraining order against him.

the fact that there is a video called "...teddys proposalS..." on youtube just made my day

"Right hand grabs the coffee, my mouth do the sipping"

Teddy is a snack- he’s a vending machine full of snacks

Honestly, I think Teddy as a character has run his course. I never found him hilarious, and every time I see him in an episode, especially after Amy broke up with him, I’m always like “Jesus Christ, not this guy again.”

@gargrayson51824

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly that's how the characters feel as well!

@wilby8741

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the point

@kazzajaxon7566

4 жыл бұрын

That's... the whole idea.

@nxdiaz5916

4 жыл бұрын

@@kazzajaxon7566 Wilby I just want him off the show, I find him annoying and unironically unfunny.

@assassincred1480

3 жыл бұрын

NX DIAZ that’s “The most boring man in America” for you

I bet Teddy gets his confessions by getting down on one knee, pulling out a pair of handcuffs and asks them, "Don Vasquez (or whatever their name is), will you confess to your crimes?" 👮🔗⚖

No like if there was an episode where she got a restraining order on him I would actually be so happy

Teddy as a detective: Criminal: "You got the wrong guy. I didn't rob no bank." Teddy: "What? Oh. I don't care about that. Ooh! I know this great Pilsner recipe." Works every time.

Ok that last propos was brilliant writing. And perfect execution. Did not see that coming

Wow, someone finally beat Ross Geller in the proposals department

you cut out when after teddy says jake and amy have nothing in common amy says "oh yeah? tell that to william atherton, the man we both consider to be the second-best die hard villain!" and jake realizes she meant it when she told him that 😂

The only reason I know the word pilsner

The only man who can go "full Boyle" faster than Charles himself

Mans needs to marry a Pilsner already

This guy is great in "worst week." Highly recommend it

"guys you will never believe who i saw at bush gardens last summer, my neighbor" underrated line lmao

He’s like an older Adam Devine

All we need is Teddy to have a daughter and Mac could date her for a while and break up with her. And she can be obsessed with Mac and propose to him

@michaelkean5969

3 жыл бұрын

or Sophia comes riding on back obsessed with Jake having gone mad because she foolishly left him. i mean she's a defense attorney they all crack eventually.

@alexanderkaizer1095

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkean5969 Sophia’s not the type to get obsessed over past relationships. That is Teddy’s department and Jake’s before the latter got together with Amy

I'm at season 5. I saw the title. HOW MANY TIMES THIS DUDE KEPT ASKING ??? i mean-.... he just-.... 😂😂 i can't !

@oceane6408

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the first time he asked his girlfriend to wait in the taxi for him JUST in case Amy says no... killed me 😂😂

1:34 their reaction is hilarious! I love watching people who are on the sidelines of a situation react to the situation.

I had to 👍 this video

@cormacmacsuibhne2867

4 жыл бұрын

You did the right thing.

It messed up what they did to teddy, this is textbook flanderization.

@TamannaDas

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they shouldn't have brought him back after the wedding :(

Next time he proposes to Amy, she should kick him.

I just realised in little women lauries nickname is teddy and he marries Amy, that’s all :)

“Amy your ex is here on our WEDDING DAY why?”

The wind-up to that last proposal is amazing.

The people in the background at the end look so shocked😂

Teddy just can’t seem to take a hint can he?

Imagine a season finale when they end up together. I would pay to see the reactions

Ramos? That dude has a type.

Teddy is actually kinda interesting... like, white walls for a child's nursery?? the STAINS oh my god, but he also appreciates the muted noise, so.. touché

The fact that this is 4 min long is insane

For the last scene I would've threw the coffee in his face a filled a restraining order

god, this makes me so uncomfortable... i mean the first and the second time was okay, but the more often he proposes, the weirder it gets..

The fact that there is a 4:33 minute video compilation of Teddy's proposals i-

I mean I don’t understand how people could not like teddy honestly love when he proposes it is so freaking funny 😂 their reactions are priceless 😂

At this point, Amy needs to get a restraining order

I must say, the writers really did Teddy wrong, he was a normal nice guy at the start then slowly became a creepy, desperate weirdo

This man is persistent. Gotta give him that

The last one gets me everytime😂

The last one where teddy like winds up before going down on his knee. I can’t

I didn’t expect to enjoy that so much 🤣🤣😂

BLINK!