: Am I on the air? : yep : FUCK! : thanks Best conversation ever

@themelonwizard4895

9 жыл бұрын

TheGamingSeal123 8/8 took the b8 m8

@lagocki12

7 жыл бұрын

The Melon Wizard

@AnttWillaThaThrilla

7 жыл бұрын

TheGamingSeal best one

@TheNeedmoneybad

6 жыл бұрын

10:20 "Fuckin' Genie" ... "Kiss My Ass!"

@AnitaHanjaaab

6 жыл бұрын

TheGamingSeal lmaoo started the video off perfectly with that clip.

"Weren't you the penguin in batman part 2" Lolololol

@dirbrody

8 жыл бұрын

My all time favorite riff! Ha ha...

@p_davidson

8 жыл бұрын

I think I like "this is for the penguin" more

@plh8707

8 жыл бұрын

+Colonel Sanders i fucking died

@EssexAggiegrad2011

7 жыл бұрын

He looks like it

@ChickenManiac

7 жыл бұрын

Colonel Sanders you rippin me off???

I can’t get over the psychic in the red hat 🤣 every single one of his remarks and comebacks are beautifully done

@midwestmafia8391

11 ай бұрын

Pilgrim shoe. Holy shit!😂

@RejectDaleri

11 ай бұрын

he's CB Walker. dude trolled the trolls. manymanymanymany clips on the internet if youre interested.

Back when trolling took skill.

@RepublicTeaRoom

11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@jacobb7608

8 ай бұрын

Nowadays everyone seems to think trolling means voicing an unsavory political opinion

@OHHHHUSBANT

2 ай бұрын

Literally half of these contained no skill lmao They are just saying the dumbest stuff possible or recording something audio of them using the bathroom

"Were you the penguin in Batman?" A sentence with more comedic value than 75% of the internet

@smv1013

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Faudel I'm still laughing at that lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃

I cannot deal with the psychics camera angles lmao

@GODISGREATANDISGOOD

8 ай бұрын

How high was he?😂

@EllaCBWalkersSpokeswoman

8 ай бұрын

He's back on the air on KZread Live every Friday at 9pm EST and his name is Clarence Baynard "CB" Walker "The World's Formost Psychic Energy Reader" Host Of The Flaccid Ego Show

@drumdad54sdl47

8 ай бұрын

You can practically see his boogers.

@keeganrichard89

4 ай бұрын

Same

@medalgearsalad1419

6 күн бұрын

​@@GODISGREATANDISGOOD Yes

Is that psychic sinking in quicksand, he gets lower and lower on the screen in each clip

@andrew41980

Ай бұрын

When he reveals at the end of the show that he’s just a normal dude it was epic

@balls_down_ya_throat456

8 күн бұрын

What’s his name?

I used to love to watch late-night cable access shows in the early 1990s. Most of the calls to these shows were like the ones in this video. It was highly entertaining! I’d sometimes feel sorry for the hosts, so I’d call and ask real questions just to give the hosts a break from the craziness.

@ethansprague2005

11 ай бұрын

I wonder if the prank calls helped their viewership

@DaveTexas

11 ай бұрын

@@ethansprague2005 probably. I know they were part of the reason I watched; sometimes one of the prank callers and the host would get into hilarious contests, each trying to insult the other as it got more and more ridiculous. Other times, it was just annoying, like with people just screaming. But that was the nature of a cable access call-in show and I’m sure plenty of people watched just for the prank calls.

Man the goofy black psychic is extremely hilarious. I could watch his segments on adult swim and be immensely entertained.

@rickconsort2671

7 жыл бұрын

Ron Elite I swear it's Tyler Perry trolling on public access.

@anthonysnow3932

7 жыл бұрын

Larry Rockensuess Jr. It would be the only funny thing he's ever done.

@MariaMejia-mx6rf

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Snow lol , so true

@NickolaiPetrovitch

10 ай бұрын

The KZread channel is CB Walker and he’s amazing . Every show and clip is fucking brilliant. He’s really nice too, I got to talk to him! I just found him recently. I realize at the end of my message that I’m six years late but here you go

Our moms and dads trolling before we had the internet 😂

@c.b.kansan1700

11 ай бұрын

Yes.... yes it was. We needed the outlet.

@t.vampiro4800

11 ай бұрын

Me and my cousin were crazy in 1999. We'd call for hours and use sound effect CDs, Toys sound and stuff too!

@JP-wx6uh

11 ай бұрын

There was internet then too. It just wasn't as fast of a connection speed and wasn't as big and had less users.

@theriaults07

11 ай бұрын

We did so many of these.

@gavinwigg8057

11 ай бұрын

Gen X is still proud and beautiful.

“I’m calm, this next call is gonna be wonderful, I can just feel it, I’m calm, I’m calm...good evenin” “Fuckin Genie” 😂😂😂😂😂

@ainsleybrown2762

4 жыл бұрын

KISS MAH ASSS

@josephlawson9950

2 ай бұрын

Kiss my ass

Crank calls are the cornerstone of our civilization. They unite us through the generations...

@zealot777

11 ай бұрын

Word!

The "psychic" is funnier then the prank callers!! Lmao

@dbsti3006

10 ай бұрын

The funniest part is that camera not being panned down. Like the psychic is floating in the sky.

Best one ever; - "I'm calm, I'm calm." - "Fucking genie." - "Kiss my ass!" Hahahaha!

@Downsify34

7 жыл бұрын

Madman Gaming KEEEIIISSSS MUUUUHHHH AAYYYYSSSSS

We were flipping through the cable stations one night and crossed QVC and some guy was asking if the diamond ring they were selling was actual size. The host said, yes. The caller said, "Holy shit, that thing is about 4 inches across my fucking TV screen" LOL Gotta love the 90's.

The psychic energy reading guy is more funny than the people pranking him. 😂

@samwaldie4030

8 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂

The Penguin ones killed me

@djhankytpxvx

11 ай бұрын

Those were the mf best

The penguin joke cracked me up all 3 times.

@joesmoe71

6 жыл бұрын

The freeze ray one is what really cracks me up!

Asking the penguin about his weapon of mass destruction freeze ray he used in gotham city got me. This is too good.

@phillycarter3004

6 ай бұрын

Absolutely amazing 👏 😅😢😂

@SardineSandwitch333

5 ай бұрын

It was honest question though

@phillycarter3004

5 ай бұрын

@@SardineSandwitch333 lmfao 🤣 😂

"hi, am i on the air?" "yeah!" "Fuck!" mood

DIDDLY SQUAT THO HAHAHA you're literally asking for it

@ramnathsah9164

8 жыл бұрын

sex onlv

@Megadude-zj3ov

7 жыл бұрын

Jesse Thompson poor guy tho he got it bad lol

The forefathers and foremothers of trolling... we owe them so much.

3:35 “Weren’t you the Penguin in Batman part two?” Lmao!

The penguin jokes had me on the floor laughing

@ongogoblogian1343

11 ай бұрын

When he started asking his opinion on freeze rays I couldn’t take it.

I feel so bad for the Diddlee Squat guy. He wanted genuine questions.

So the psychic can't tell when a troll is calling. Lmao

@GHO5TSTAR

3 жыл бұрын

Come to find out cb walker was trolling us all lol

The psychic gets progressively more and more out of frame I’m fucking losing it

I swear that guy was getting lower and lower down the screen every time we visited him!

Shit, the first call is so simple yet elegant: "Yeah, hi am I on the air?" "Yep" *"FUCK"*

@Mayala285

3 жыл бұрын

I like your pfp, good taste

If that black guy was a real psychic, why didn't he know those pranks calls were coming?

@kpay7294

Ай бұрын

No battletoads

I like the psychic guy. He dished it right back

@TakaMaka8214

10 ай бұрын

It’s the “Flaccid ego show”, really good stuff lmao

“Hi am I on the air?” “Yes” “FUCK”🤣🤣

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

t h a n k s

@mattchu42069

4 жыл бұрын

Shit had me dieing

@lordbored2706

4 жыл бұрын

Best opener ever! 😆

“Hi am I on the air ?” “Yep” “Fuck.”

@tracysimmons3860

6 жыл бұрын

Ecobeast1618 THANKS

"Is it true you were the penguin in Batman part 2?" I lost it😂😂

“Hi am I on the air?” “Yes” “Fuck”

I don't understand how the Psychic can't just predict the crank call and not pick up the phone😂

@kissingersange1812

10 ай бұрын

Because we only wish we lived in a world where a human gifted with psychic abilities also has the wit to comeback with "REALLY, HUNNEH, DO YOU SUCK YO DADDY'S DICK WITH THAT FILTHY MOUTH"

"Yeah, this is for the penguin" Shit, I laughed hard

@jonbasa

6 жыл бұрын

6:00

This is how you had fun before high speed internet

@dontrustwhiteyevery1

6 жыл бұрын

good tmes

This is what KZread is all about I hope this vid stays up forever

"This is for the penguin." The dude is a god for saying it. 6:00

@wakeup2theNWO

11 ай бұрын

That one made me 😆

Before the trolls, there were the pre-internet trolls

BATTLE TOADS ahahahaha

@hhart5829

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@bigboidarrius37

8 жыл бұрын

Tht was the game back n the day

@jimstan1795

7 жыл бұрын

LetsGoInStyle. SNES Battletoads And Double Dragon. best one i played

@urcookin

7 жыл бұрын

Starless The Shellcat 4:31 why don't you have battle toads? Seems like a legit question.

@jbolo5378

7 жыл бұрын

WTF is battle toads???? Are than the funniest thing ever, I'd really like to know!

I'm in my 40's now and this brings back memories when me and my buddies would make prank calls to one of our local radio stations. Good times.

Prank phone callers from the 90s are today's memelords

"Weren't you the penguin in Batman part 2?" I laughed for a good minute straight.

@iosuaiosua1613

6 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!

@alejandroalegria4175

6 жыл бұрын

Omg yes.

Public access TV was gold before the internet.

"You tried that in Gotham City right?" Got me

@melanatedgod5337

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

That psychic guy cracks me up every time. The way he is leaning back and says a mile a minute: "there are children watching this show!"

@RoseLilyClover

7 жыл бұрын

N Plutonium I couldn't stop laughing when he yelled KISS MY ASS

@RobD-jq7ry

7 жыл бұрын

Rosesburn Onfire word and the way he's leaned back and the only thing visible is his head in the very bottom of the screen is hilarious.

@jiggajigjones8210

7 жыл бұрын

N Plutonium FUCK YOU, haha

"This question is for the Penguin."...........dead

@00hunk

3 жыл бұрын

I just want to argue/

The Penguin callers have me rolling.

Jesus there are some real fucking good one-liners in this one. “Weren’t you the Penguin from Batman 2?” “Yeah, so we can shoot people like you!” “Yes, I do. And she has Battletoads, too.” All of these got me bursting out in the middle of the night.

Gosh, I love those pranksters. I miss the days when this happened more on live TV shows.

who agree that this is better than todays prank videos?

Public Access TV was a special time

@dollofahuman

11 ай бұрын

lmaooo

"yeah I have a girlfriend... and she has Battle Toads, too." LMFAO

"I'm calm, I'm calm" "good evening" "fucking genie" "KISS MY ASS"

All the children of these prank callers became the internet trolls of today...

@miriameclipse8191

6 жыл бұрын

tiarnan LOL

In the late 90s my friends and I in middle school would randomly call 1-800-MONKEYS from pay phones (it was some zoo and 800 #s were free and untraceable). We would harass those poor people a few times a week and our whole schtick was we wanted to purchase a monkey (idk why we thought it was so funny). They would outright hang up, get mad and tell us to stop, or chuckle and disconnect. Finally after months of this tired joke, a woman answered and played along with us and started asking what kind of monkey and how much we were willing to spend and how would we take care of it. It completely baffled us and we never called again, but she taught us an important lesson... if you don't want to be the butt of someone's joke, lean into it and play along and it completely steals their "power". That woman gave me more life guidance than any teacher ever did ❤

@henrylicious

11 ай бұрын

I used to call 1 800 flowers when I was a kid. My whole thing was to just stay on the line as long as possible until the operator would tire of my antics. Usually right around the time it took to give them a credit card numbet.

@snakepliskin3530

11 ай бұрын

Dude we use to have a party line going and called all kinds of numbers. Didn't matter if it was local or 1-800 numbers. This one friend of mine could mimic Mrs Cleo the physic and we thought that was the funniest shit. We would call people and he would do his impression giving them a reading. Then he would tell them the amount owed and people would go crazy over it because at the start of the call he told them it was free. He would tell them the call charge would be in their next phone bill lmfao

“Penguin in Batman Pt. 2” comment took me all thee way OUUUUT

@JamesB-ok9dl

10 ай бұрын

Hahaha did me as well. I lost it lol

I've seen this a million times and still laugh my ass off.

@drewmo1109

5 жыл бұрын

Saammee😂😂

@GHO5TSTAR

3 жыл бұрын

Same !

@tashalynn29

11 ай бұрын

Ditto

Dude the black spiritual dude all leaned back 😂

@kian3527

6 жыл бұрын

Frosty2113 shit's too good

@tonybologna8522

6 жыл бұрын

Lean in!

@travisbull2152

6 жыл бұрын

Frosty2113 I know right, I spit water all over my IPad!

I watch this every week, never gets old

@Theraiman616

3 жыл бұрын

NEVER.

@Iyellatbabies

3 жыл бұрын

@@aiman9365 I don’t wanna overreact, I’ve seen this video for about 3 years now. Never even seems to get old. Public television is old & no one accepts my calls. :(

Does anyone else like to get wasted and watch these all night ?

@LeeTravis100

3 жыл бұрын

It’s more hilarious when you’re watching this high.

@itwontcomeout5678

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@shaneohalloran5163

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely buddy

THat battletoads segment was freaking hillarious. Especially when CB pulled out the pilgrim shoe.

Caller: "Hi, am I on the air?" Host: Yep. Caller: "FUCK!!!" That one gets me everytime

BUT DOES HE HAVE BATTLETOADS?!?!!?!

weren't you the penguin in Batman 2 🤣

This was internet before internet was internet.

That black psychic doesn’t even realize that 98% of the screen is taken up just by the blue above him

@Gabriel.1985.

10 ай бұрын

I thought it was a lady!?!

@tonythetiga4697

8 ай бұрын

Like you don’t even realize that same psychic was trolling the people calling in himself? He wasn’t serious at all.

These prank calls are better than most prank calls people do now in 2019..

"Hi am I on air?" "Yes" .."Fuck" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The psychic keeps sliding further and further down their chair.

@0mnicide

6 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if the camera is on the floor looking up or if the camera is fine and he's laying down vertically.

@drumhead89

6 жыл бұрын

And the one shot where it's SUPER zoomed in at 3:02 lol

@NYZPilot622

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Jessee LOL!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure why this came up on my recommended after 8 years lol but I'll take it.

I stumbled on this video by accident and I'm so glad I did, I've not laughed this much in ages!

@paperchaser-lv9sz

11 ай бұрын

Exactly I was literally crying @8:48 I haven’t laughed that hard in ages either 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

How laid back, literally, is that psychic guy?

@MelinWisconsin

5 жыл бұрын

He’s chillin 😎

I love it when humans get together to just...fuck with other people.

The Penguin line killed me 😂

The "psychic" is definitely trolling. I refuse to believe he is serious, he's just a true comedian.

@joesmoe71

Жыл бұрын

He's trolling, the guy's a comedic genius and I'm surprised we don't see more of him. His last show being the psychic he takes off his turban, winks at the camera and makes it obvious it was an act all along.

@familyandfriends3519

Жыл бұрын

@@joesmoe71 you left out some good ones like the guy that said to nyc gun debate I like to suck your d and the first to make the joke that we have guns to murder people like f f you

@familyandfriends3519

Жыл бұрын

@@joesmoe71 Talking about 3:45 that guy just copied the last guys call

@blujaebird

Жыл бұрын

@@joesmoe71 kzread.info/dash/bejne/c6ae2M6ef5mZeps.html *Tears up* it's beautiful

Before there were internet trolls there were these guys

"Hi, am I on the air?" "Yep" "FUCK" hahahaha

@StephySon

8 жыл бұрын

Fuckin lost it right at the beginning XD

@JayDeeIsMyName

8 жыл бұрын

+StephySon Second that xD

@chesi_7_0_79

8 жыл бұрын

+JayDee Third that lol

@StephySon

8 жыл бұрын

JayDee Its a shame PAT is gone n this age XD

People are so demented it is just beautiful - we need to bring back phone pranks!

“Do you have Battle Toads?” 🤓🐸

@rylonyoung2971

11 ай бұрын

I’m fucking dying, glad I’m not the only one who’s favorite part was battle toads

That psychic is the master troll, he's so fucking hilarious. If anyone believes he's serious with those camera angles they're not too smart.

This is what an Internet troll was in the 80's + 90's

"Weren't u the penguin in batman part 2??"

weren't you the penguin in batman part 2? 😂😂😂 i fkn lost it

I love how the psychic guy gets progressively lower in his seat hahahaha

"what the hell is this battletoads"

“I called last week and you gave my chlamydia” 😂😂😂

@holysayingsofrobin4055

4 жыл бұрын

Ndukwe Uduma He never gave no man no chlamydia!

@cjth3beast265

4 жыл бұрын

"It burns so bad when I pee"

The screaming killed me. So funny. "You tried a freeze ray on Gotham city didn't you?"

"This next call is gonna be wonderful, I can just feel it... Good evening!" "Fuckin' Genie." "KISS MY ASS"

@LocalGambler

6 жыл бұрын

Do you have the battletoads?

@williamc1646

6 жыл бұрын

10:31

@shadyengineer5094

6 жыл бұрын

Best part of the video.

@heathergoodpasture9891

6 жыл бұрын

Shady Engineer no best part is 7:56

This absolute gold, thank you to all the callers, and the presenters for their persistence 😂

I was just giggling when listening to that black physic and then ultimately burst out in laughter.😅

@Gabriel.1985.

10 ай бұрын

She was funny!!

@babarazamsucks

10 ай бұрын

@@Gabriel.1985.That’s a woman?

@Gabriel.1985.

10 ай бұрын

@@babarazamsucks I think so 😂

@babarazamsucks

10 ай бұрын

@@Gabriel.1985.Nope. It’s a guy. In fact, I just came across his KZread channel and his name is CB Walker 😂

@Gabriel.1985.

10 ай бұрын

@@babarazamsucks dang LoL I really couldn't tell! Thanks for clarifying.

"Werent you the penguin in batman part 2" lmfaooo

@kokroche1

6 жыл бұрын

He does look like him hahaha

If the black fella was any sort of a psychic, he would know a prank call was coming!!

You'd think that psychic would see this sh*t coming.

@Antslimeball

11 ай бұрын

What did the prank caller say in his second sentence ?

@BrockLee3

11 ай бұрын

At what time on the video? @@Antslimeball

Why is that psychic always laying down?

He could forsee the future but couldnt forsee the 500 prank calls coming his way. Hahaha. Fuckin "psychics".

@arturdent5168

6 жыл бұрын

is that a man?

That psychic needs to either sit up or pan the camera down.

@myaudiobookschannel3625

6 жыл бұрын

Reverend Benzo no he doesn't

@single_daddin_it

11 ай бұрын

Nah that camera angle is perfect for the content and delivery

The psychic should have seen that call coming