Gemma: knock knock Harry: who's there?? Gemma: mom and dad Harry: mom and dad who?? Gemma: exactly you're adopted

@skullz2244

7 жыл бұрын

Niall Horan bAHHAHAHA

@maia9557

7 жыл бұрын

Niall Horan I feel like they've had that conversation before

@soniasabovcikova5536

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 i died

@AnimeSmith999

7 жыл бұрын

Nice one Niall

@isabellefeasel7000

7 жыл бұрын

Niall Horan Lol

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. 😂😂😂😂😂

@dorowo102

7 жыл бұрын

Annie Nicole Lettuce who? (My mind) LETTUCE DIE YOUNG OR LETTUCE LIVE FOREVER!

@FadedWishes-ft3dv

7 жыл бұрын

Anje Nicole 😂😂😂

@directionerbilieber2105

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@olivia-qj9cx

6 жыл бұрын

Love that one

@Voclain4

6 жыл бұрын

Anje Nicole Knock knock Who’s there A cow goes A cow goes who _NO_ _A COW GOES MOOOOO_

I will never be able to say 'OR IS IT' without thinking about Harry😂😂

@iamshraddhakhedkar

7 жыл бұрын

simran13 Yeahhhhhhhhhhh !

@laurenng85

7 жыл бұрын

simran13 same 😂😂

@kelisasolomon8614

7 жыл бұрын

same

@calledkathi4404

7 жыл бұрын

simran13 I can't even say it anymore...

@alexandraofficial610

7 жыл бұрын

Knock knock

If we had more people like Harry, the world would be a better place

@flklrevrmr

4 жыл бұрын

absolutely sure😭♥️

@rakhimukherjee2435

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@burgerpatty

3 жыл бұрын

let us be that person then ;) ❤️

@ananaren

3 жыл бұрын

Omgg 😭

@aubrey8880

3 жыл бұрын

If we had two harry styles the world will be almost perfect

*On the set of drag me down* Louis: can you get me some tea? Harry: You mean- some Grav-i-tea Louis-Leave the band

@elizatomlinson1202

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂😂😂

@itsme9000

4 жыл бұрын

OMFG 😂😂😂😂

@sarajoshi1276

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lizm3276

4 жыл бұрын

This comment😂😂😂

@roqayabadawy2121

4 жыл бұрын

*zayn leaves instead*

His smile when he says "or is it?" Has to be the cutest thing I've ever saw in my whole life 😂😂😂

@tropicalcandyland6266

4 жыл бұрын

Lillian Burgeson IKR

@ang_nap3242

4 жыл бұрын

When

@ljiljananikolic3614

4 жыл бұрын

Period.

@megdedasy338

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeessss!! Ahahah😂

@nonilikedcloud

3 жыл бұрын

IKR!!!

"I know i've got it wrong, but i have a microphone. " So suck that 😎😎😎😎😎😎

@janat9349

6 жыл бұрын

Quỳnh Anh Bùi i died there

@fatimajehanzaib1699

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand why he got it wrong because he himself said that joke before

This is why Zayn left😂😂😂😂😂

@confusedfan8840

7 жыл бұрын

Siubhán B hahah he could not bear him 😂

@karmamartinez3527

6 жыл бұрын

I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH

@pizzalover8237

6 жыл бұрын

Siubhán B lol

@annie4500

6 жыл бұрын

^^ both

@karmamartinez3527

6 жыл бұрын

Annie sKDKSK

*I swear if he would do this on louis it will end like this* harry: Knock, knock louis: the door is open.

@confusedfan8840

7 жыл бұрын

OneDimna Yo 😂👊

@aashanaramavat3152

3 жыл бұрын

I notice Harry loves the "knock knock" jokes a lot 😂😂

@praptipanchal1469

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Am I the only one who laughs at Harry jokes?

@lashiyajurado6793

7 жыл бұрын

Kirsten Canlas no I think

@lashiyajurado6793

7 жыл бұрын

Kirsten Canlas or yes maybe

@jacklynerickson2316

7 жыл бұрын

Kirsten Canlas NO BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND I LAUGH WHEN HE BREATHES

@michelleschaller4808

7 жыл бұрын

No I CRACK UP EVERY SINGLE TIME HAHAH

@marinasantos5562

6 жыл бұрын

Kirsten Canlas I'M DYING JAHAHAHAHHQJQ

he's such a dorky dad to this fandom i swear

@whydoihavesubscribers647

7 жыл бұрын

ITS A SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND that's username tho 😂

Harry: knock knock Fans: who's there? Harry: a cow goes Fans: a cow goes who? Harry: no a cow goes moo....you're welcome

These are not terrible jokes. These are extraordinharry jokes! :D Who agrees?

@user-mt9qr4tc3u

7 жыл бұрын

MSA 1D extra ordinary😂

@maishasamiha1605

7 жыл бұрын

Heyitsme Thatonegirl :D I know right!It was intentional! Wish every word had a Harry in it!

@kimhaeun2094

7 жыл бұрын

stole my thought!!

@saramoha350

6 жыл бұрын

Sassmaster Of Doncaster what is Army? tell me please. 😓

@z.z.1876

6 жыл бұрын

Sara Moha It's the fanbase of BTS (kpop boyband), I believe - the same way fans of 1D are referred to as Directioners. :)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved Did u SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE u did K, bye

@oliviatinsley85

7 жыл бұрын

Emma Storan haha lol 😂

@thebasicfangirl2474

7 жыл бұрын

Don't be such a beach

@bernardavidovic7992

7 жыл бұрын

IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

@alannac.7392

7 жыл бұрын

Emily Moore ikr? he's/she's just FISHING for compliments 😂😂😂

@lizelottex8629

6 жыл бұрын

Siubhán B

"What does two flags say at each other? Nothing, they just wave" That joke got me laughing for a good 2 minutes I need to find that girl😂😂😂😂

@ela_1191

6 жыл бұрын

Hanafiqa Azizan maaan I am so dumb I don't even understand this can someone explain

@Fupalright

6 жыл бұрын

Elaha Gilinsky people wave at each other, but waving is also the thing flags do when the wind hits them

@Someone-cj9zn

4 жыл бұрын

Farrahton ohhhhh 😂😂

@mariafernandazenildelgado6472

Жыл бұрын

hi, excuse me, did u know which concert is when they tell that joke???

"I know I've got it wrong but I've got a microphone" DAMNNNNN DAT SHADE THO 😂😂😂

ik these are harry’s but i can’t get over this joke from Louis: Harry: “I like Zayn cause he’s a really funny guy” Louis: “Like a mushroom?” Harry: “...?” Louis: “Cause he’s a FuNgUi”

@charlottejessop6141

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY IDK WHY

"I know I got it wrong, but I've got a microphone."

@kulsumansari9159

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂

The worst jokes ever. like .ever. but I find it so funny when he laughs on his own jokes

"I felt funny." "But it's not very funny cause she broke her arm". OH GOOOSH that was the worst joke ever haha! :'D

@maetamonxg7718

7 жыл бұрын

Aurélie *fell funny 😂 that was soo cute and just 🙈😊

@vangogh_

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

did you ever think the boys wanted to like take his microphone and tell him to shut up? 😂😂😂

@z.z.1876

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Carloni Well, I kind of think they know that the fans love Harry's dorky (lack of) humour :D

@lottielonelyy2428

4 жыл бұрын

Probably 😂

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?" "You look for the fresh prints" THAT WAS AT MY CONCERT IN MELBOURNE 2015

@vanyasidana7371

3 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@ellabogaski316

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah-tl1yy nah prints as in like foot prints

@charlottejessop6141

3 жыл бұрын

OMG NO WAY LUCKY

@Wherearetheavocados16

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you

@aafiaeqbal5024

2 жыл бұрын

@@ellabogaski316 I don't understand plz elaborat 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

He is so idiot, that's why I Love him, The world needs more persons like this ❤❤ Best person ever

@BriannaGibbsLovatictaylorcyrus

7 жыл бұрын

Cami Alves

@binniee9326

7 жыл бұрын

All The Love É o Caraio he is not an idiot, but ok

@gabbyburton1999

7 жыл бұрын

Megan's Lyfe I don't think she mean like unintelligent more like he's a goofball

@jordyn1478

6 жыл бұрын

"he is so idiot" please tell me you aren't English because....umm enough said..

@robertavillela815

6 жыл бұрын

guys she's brazilian (vi pelo teu nome hehe) and in brazil we use idiot as the same thing as goofball, she didn't meant to call harry stupid. he's a baby 💓

Surprised it's only 6 mins long... Hmm.

@anonymous-vv2cg

7 жыл бұрын

Phan Trash phan + directioner ..yass

@caffe1n8ed

6 жыл бұрын

It's almost 7 min my m8

@peachyrogers

6 жыл бұрын

i'll go home 7 min

this made me smile

@lemonpickleandthairsadam

6 жыл бұрын

I saw in a video were harry speaker fast whenever he said ummm

I love Harry's terrible jokes ❤️😍

@harrymacdonald9374

7 жыл бұрын

Blossom same ❤️😂

@binniee9326

7 жыл бұрын

Blossom they are 🚫 terrible!!!!!! But I luv it too

@dondon520.

7 жыл бұрын

Not Normal Fan Girl

@marinasantos5562

6 жыл бұрын

Blossom me too, this jokes are too precious

"What did the two flags say at each other?" "Nothing, they just waved" harry: "that was the best joke ive ever heard" he said that like a proud dad hahahaha

Harry: knock knock Liam: ...omg... Louis: ...not this again.... Niall: who’s there? Harry: Urine... Liam: 🙄 Niall: urine who? Harry: URINE SECURE, DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR!

@dkaur_xd6668

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a sec? Urine secured??? 😂😂 Contained in plastic bag or bottle? 😂😂😂😂 And why Harry doesn't know that ? He secured it ... right?🤣

@aryam6538

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, i just got the joke now after all these years, wow 😂😂

I've got one. "Knock knock" "Who's there" "Naughty boy" "Naughty boy who??" "Exactly"

@aga8733

3 жыл бұрын

This is gold

@sajinashajeer4737

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't get it

@thecampofjoy5512

2 жыл бұрын

@@sajinashajeer4737 same

am i the only one losing my shit hahhhaha He is such a cute dork Thankyou for making this video i love u!!!

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird - Harry Styles.

He's close to parenthood. Those dad jokes.

I love Harry's jokes so much 😂 My favourite is the "This is a family show.... or is iiitt?" or where he screamed "I SAID I'M GONNA TELL A BUNCH OF JOKES" then he asked if anyone has a joke and then he screamed "THAT WAS THE FIRST JOKE, THANK YOU!" 😂😂

4:41 the little "wot" he does oh my that was the cutest thing. Wot you're using my line?!

HARRY'S JOKES ARE LEGIT LIFE!!!😋

@Ren-bz6ni

7 жыл бұрын

Am I right????

@givememyname7919

7 жыл бұрын

Lgrace10 15 YES!!😂😂

Does anyone else like the video before they watch it? No just me ok😐

@syds8861

7 жыл бұрын

no babe I'm with you

@laurenparkison6497

7 жыл бұрын

If it's got Harry's name attached to it, I instantly like it lol

@kaydeelewis8455

7 жыл бұрын

I do!

@kaydeelewis8455

7 жыл бұрын

Legit me lolz!

@prouddirectionerforever5713

7 жыл бұрын

me too

And we laughed all night to the worst jokes ever👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I was still waiting for their drummer to do the *bah dum tss*

He thinks he is so funny and that is absolutely adorable, he is just so proud of himself

I want Harry to tell all the jokes he know the day of my funeral and then go like. "She was a very good girl...very funny, smart, and honest? OR WAS SHE????"

oh my god the giraffe one was tHE WORSTT

WHEN HE STARTS COUNTING ON HIS FINGERS JHEE I LOVE HIM

@namelesslou1946

7 жыл бұрын

Can you explain that joke? I can't understand what the girl said.

@laraamaral6863

7 жыл бұрын

Nameless Lou What's the moment?

@iselaruby2678

5 жыл бұрын

deep epiphany 1:36

3 am currently and I'm calling all of my friends to tell Harry's jokes

@abbi5113

2 жыл бұрын

I do this to my sister she didn't think it was very funny 😂

I really think that Harry's jokes are funny...Am I the only?

@z.z.1876

6 жыл бұрын

MELÖ Well, they are cute? :D Some of them are not exactly funny - I mean the giraffe one for example? xD But it's hard not to like them when he says them...

@elv7452

5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only. Only believer

@tropicalcandyland6266

4 жыл бұрын

Hell no they’re so cute and funny

@tay423

4 жыл бұрын

Zita Zajka l laughed so much at the giraffe joke 😂😂😂

@ches4135

4 жыл бұрын

I’m

Like if u get this joke Why'd sally fall of the swing Why Cause she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@siubhanb1827

7 жыл бұрын

Kate Scharf best joke eve....,........ Apart from my on Why did John fall off the swing? Coz he lacked coordination Why did Mary fall off the swing Coz she had no arms Why did George fall off the swing Someone threw a fridge at him Knock knock Who's there Not George! (Because he's dead.!)

@egreene3151

6 жыл бұрын

Kate Scharf what did Sally get for Christmas We'll never find out cause she couldn't open it

@janat9349

6 жыл бұрын

E Greene THIS GOT ME AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

@anahitashrivastava5813

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it!

@katrinepetersen8350

4 жыл бұрын

Kate Scharf Hahahaha, oh God! It’s 2am and I snorted so loudly I actually woke up my mom 😂😂😂

3:03 the kind of joke you get when you try to invent one as a child

Harry never fails to make me smile

This is probably why they're on break. The rest of 1D just couldn't take it anymore

Do a compilation of his clumsy moments! That would be amazing♥ Loved the video!

@swiftstylesii5162

7 жыл бұрын

Actually that's a really good idea. Thank you, darling. xx

@amaraw.4734

7 жыл бұрын

Swiftstyles II I love ur channel❤️🦄👑💩

@Anne-jw3lu

7 жыл бұрын

Swiftstyles II i love you for everything that you do for us. A massive thank you for all your hard work 💓👏

@blubb311

7 жыл бұрын

Noone really |-/

God I LOVE HIM !!!

The problem to be Spanish is that you don't understand the half of jokes and just laugh because Harry laughs... 😂🙋✌😂

@oliviafreya333

4 жыл бұрын

mariadelmar we have the same profile picture hey queen

idk what's worse. this hiatus or Harry's jokes

i watch this whenever i feel down.

im having a shit day and this helped :)

the fact that he quoted the vine "I'm in me mum's car...broom broom" just makes me smile

“knock knock.” “who’s there?” “a cow goes” “a cow goes who?” “no. a cow goes moo” this made me laugh too much

“How do you find Will Smith in the snow”? “Look for the fresh prince”😂 IM DYING

Harold and his bad jokes , still a better love story than twilight

My face hurts from smiling so much, like it really hurts, he causing me pain, oh the joy.

I swear harry is the most goofy adorable person ever

why do i love this crazy man so much

1:45 I died. This man he kills me. I broke the replay button.

What did the two flags say to eachother.... nothing they just waved *Harry leaves* I LOVE THIS

Harry : you need to calm down Taylor swift: I m gonna make a song on that

Definitely super bad jokes, but the fact he's so adorable and proud of it, smiling like it's the best joke ever, is worth it and funny xD.

6:30 Liam laughing his ass off and being an adorable puppy

I was born for Harry to tell me "You need to calm down! It's a family show!"

2:09 liam singing take me to church is so beautyful💛

This is so funny. That's it why I love him😻 Same humor😹

@claire7862

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

Harry has grown but he still wont act his age

Omg this is legit how my friends act when I tell them jokes 😂 I love Harry's jokes

"This is a family show!" *"OR IS IT???"*

I love this guy so much LOL. He's such a cute dork. My favorite thing of all time is when he screams "WHAT?!"

Harry Styles is so silly & goofy & Funny when He says his Silly Jokes He is so Hot & sexy & Gorgeous Handsome & Good Looking

When he put the horse mask on I lost it 😂🧚🏻‍♀️

i feel like harry has always been the star of the band. besides him being super cute he had the deepest and raspiest voice. and he’s just super funny and he stood out

I miss him this way , just care free

“Urine secure, don’t know what for” the fact that that wasn’t a super smooth transition into a performance of what makes you beautiful is severely disappointing

I'm Harry,I have the worst sense of humor and my mom finds it funny..lol

@z.z.1876

6 жыл бұрын

pete Well, his Mum was also the one who said he could sing, so she is a smart lady ;)

OR IS IT!????

Harry is a dorky little weirdo... I love him

*Wears Horse Mask* "I Don't think I can sing now. I'm just feeling a little bit hoarse!"

I love Harry and his jokes

Niall every time Harry makes a joke : Hahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😅😅

1:22 he looks so proud of himself 😂

*knock Knock* Harry: A Cow Goes Fans: A Cow goes who? harry: no it doesnt A Cow goes Moo

Harry literally has the same sense of humor as me. He cracks up at his own jokes and they're always really stupid.

i was at the concert where the fan told him to take his shirt off and thus the iconic "or is it" was born lmao

Amazing video as always!! :) And thank you for always putting subtitle on your videos so international fans like me can finally understand what he says 😂 This is one of the reasons why you're my favorite account ❤️ can't wait for your next vid!

@swiftstylesii5162

7 жыл бұрын

I'm also an internation fan so I get you. Thank you for appreciating it :) xx

@hebasalahsaleh2487

7 жыл бұрын

+Swiftstyles II saaame thank u so much for the subtitles !!♥♥♥

@iamlarrystylinson8933

7 жыл бұрын

+Swiftstyles II some parts have subtitles. not all the video, so I can't understand all that Harry said because Im from Argentina, btw great video

@praewpichakompakdee4750

7 жыл бұрын

Swiftstyles II really!? wow you must be really good in English then. I'm Asian and his British accent is kinda hard for me to understand lol

@varalakshmitippareddy917

6 жыл бұрын

Swiftstyles II where do u live?

"i'm in my mum's car broom broom" he references vine, is handsome, kind, sings, plays guitar and piano, acts, writes amazing songs, what else could anyone want?

Its so funny when he says "this is a family show , or is ittt??" in concerts! 😂😂😂❤❤

we're really desperate now... 😂😂😂😂

OMG THE THROWBACK KILLED ME😭😭😢

2:51 Zayn: im done here

Harry is the only one who can make me laugh at these jokes

"I'm in my mom's car broom, broom." OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES XD

Just an update on Sandy for all of you, he and his wife, Shanna are excepting a baby in July of 2017 😍

THEY SAY TERRIBLE JOKES BUT THOSE MADE MY DAY!! I LOVE YOU HARRY!!!

I love that whenever zayn is mentioned he looks around counts and pretends to be surprised that zayn is missing. he does it every time!

Harry likes easy joke's