Me : *rubs lamp* "I don't want to die a virgin" Genie : *grants immortality*

@micoosu

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@kikotheballer

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@tonym3598

2 жыл бұрын

genie be a wise guy

@HistoryNerd42069

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine living until the end of the universe and still being a virgin

@WorldTradeCenterMuzakCommunity

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 6th

600T years: gta 6 just released

@skully7156

2 жыл бұрын

or geometry dash 2.2 released

@ibypassshorterlinks5080

2 жыл бұрын

@@skully7156 2.7* since 2.2 have sneak peek

@blue11094

2 жыл бұрын

Fact

@microwave_doom_enjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@IslingUntoThyself

2 жыл бұрын

or squid game s2 just aired

"420 years old, Half-Life 3 released" What legends

@Cuizzuncuen

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@barrythebumblebee6507

2 жыл бұрын

Hey its you again

@legonmaster5266

2 жыл бұрын

69420

@AAnonimo_sc

2 жыл бұрын

@@barrythebumblebee6507 no

@nonkey5042

2 жыл бұрын

@@AAnonimo_sc no what?

“Hey, how old are you?” “652 septillion years and 4 months” 💀

@shamakdas2561

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

Judge: You will be serving life in prison This guy: *SWEATS INTENSELY*

@6sentenial

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh nooo

@ASonicFanNamedTom

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no what will I ever do?

@PerfectlySly

2 жыл бұрын

never siad impossibility of parole

@commander8299

2 жыл бұрын

Bassicaly waiting until sun explodes

@nonkey5042

2 жыл бұрын

@@commander8299 True that

1000T years later: You created a new world.

@OnHiatus000

Жыл бұрын

5000T years later Other Immortal Humans on duffrent Universes

"Immortality is not a gift it's a curse" ~ A Wise Man

@sutriemedrednaxel7582

2 ай бұрын

So true

"420 years: Half-Life 3 released" That's nothing... 5 million years: Geometry Dash 2.3 10 billion years: Mojang adds fireflies to MC 50 trillion years: Dad comes back with the milk 100 quadrillion years: NBA 2K20 finishes loading on my PS4 500 quintillion years: Portal 3 (edit: changed 2.2 to 2.3.... FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥 🕳 🎸🙂🟢)

@NameNotFound884

Жыл бұрын

Nba 2k one was hilarious

@ADARSHKUMAR-dc1bx

Жыл бұрын

lol

@ptato3052

Жыл бұрын

@Mr Monkey 50000 octillon years: PC 2 is released

@Glubee

Жыл бұрын

700 sextillion years: Chess 2

@prakash9613

Жыл бұрын

1000 quintillion years: Swordigo 2 release

But here's the problem: you are just immortal...you still feel pain Edit:top comment? W h a t

@salahyt7218

2 жыл бұрын

and thats the problem, if you was immortal much pain you will be on cuz you can't breath, drink, eat, and much others

@OMarcelo12

2 жыл бұрын

I think that after some years you would have felt so much pain that you just wouldn't care anymore

@MohamedMohamed-so6dk

2 жыл бұрын

Well pain is the feeling you get when your body is telling you something is wrong. Buy if you’re immortal it doesn’t matter what’s wrong with your body since you’re always going to be fine. So it’s possible that you will evolve to no longer feel pain since it’s not necessary.

@salahyt7218

2 жыл бұрын

@@OMarcelo12 i also think that of the shock of the pain you will no more feel pain

@binodtharu8348

2 жыл бұрын

@@MohamedMohamed-so6dk yeah pain is the signal given by brain to do something and not directly by the outside object which most people misinterpret

"Ah yes 800T years later Till he realizes he's in Creative mode"

@InfiniXCat

2 жыл бұрын

Then switches back to adventure

@aerith112

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao💀

@beezmanit2683

2 жыл бұрын

@@InfiniXCat and then fuckin dies

@simplevideos7778

2 жыл бұрын

And he build a new world

@iClex

2 жыл бұрын

U can still for in the void can't u?

I bet queen Elizabeth is still around

@Im_human_i_think

Жыл бұрын

It's is queen Elizabeth

3023: When were you born? *The 1900's to the 2000's probably*

“Oldest living organism” Immortal jellyfish: *Are you sure about that?*

@bonkerchonker13

2 жыл бұрын

Unless a sea turtle eats it

@hotmagmagt9588

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonkerchonker13 but is immortal

@beezmanit2683

2 жыл бұрын

@@hotmagmagt9588 immortal to aging not to predators

@hotmagmagt9588

2 жыл бұрын

@@beezmanit2683 ohhh i seeee

@ifirgor

2 жыл бұрын

@@hotmagmagt9588 ur right its immortal if it dies it will spread out its eggs and teleport to the new body and take over the body

If I was immortal, I would be extremely scared, because at the end you just float in space for eternity.

@sako3xx

2 жыл бұрын

Like Kars from JoJo

@SixesSeven

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a JoJo refrence

@saturncocacola6086

2 жыл бұрын

@@SixesSeven What's that?

@sako3xx

2 жыл бұрын

@@saturncocacola6086 arrest this man

@saturncocacola6086

2 жыл бұрын

@@sako3xxI don't understand..

25 years old: Thinks they're mortal and just lucky, so they live normally. Reaches 30 years old: "I am the chosen one, I must jump off a cliff to test this"

@coldedits5759

Жыл бұрын

No but like he survived car crash at 18

The concept of immortality is so scary, like eventually you're gonna float through empty space forever, hoping for another big bang

@D_Studios_turkish

25 күн бұрын

Nah,i still want immortality

@Sir_Dingo

7 күн бұрын

@@D_Studios_turkishwhy

@Sir_Dingo

7 күн бұрын

@@D_Studios_turkishbruh you could be drifting in space for billions or trillions of years

@D_Studios_turkish

4 күн бұрын

@@Sir_Dingo Okay,no problem.

@Sir_Dingo

4 күн бұрын

@@D_Studios_turkish what would you do?

"You are too wise to be kept prisoner." >Took him 15 years to escape

@deathlydashi

2 жыл бұрын

Like it doesn't 7000 years to explore space. It would take less than 40 years

If you chose to remain immortal you will essentially be alive even after the universe’s death, meaning you will just be floating in nothingness for trillions of years..

@Beerfxv

2 жыл бұрын

Eternity you mean

@ExplodingCreeper69

2 жыл бұрын

Unless the universe comes back alive

@caydes

2 жыл бұрын

Just like kars

@veranair788

2 жыл бұрын

Forever Bro😢 Because If God Wants To Destroy The Universe So God Will Never Made it again

@WHYIMHERE350

Жыл бұрын

I want to do that

I'd rather be immortal so i can see how the universe will end and could have to not worry in everything. 110 Googols later: PS5Googols releases Me: Oh idc ill just see the universe explode.

38472847264 years: Dad Comes Back

LITERALLY THE CAMERAMAN FOR EVERYTHING LOL

@fiery_aspect

2 жыл бұрын

The first cameraman to record the end of the earth finally 😂

@user-rx8cw3pd2t

2 жыл бұрын

U N F U N N Y

@pfftdaltaccount

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-rx8cw3pd2t true

Elisabeth: Finally, a worthy opponent, this will be legendary!

@minecraft-mtg9930

2 жыл бұрын

"The immortality energy is unstoppable" Queen Elizabeth is not unstoppable

@UltraFire538

2 жыл бұрын

@@minecraft-mtg9930 r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

@kazukitimuzo1599

2 жыл бұрын

Lamaoo😂

@PartnerNoozb.

2 жыл бұрын

Which lizabeth(Elizabeth afton? Or the queen of Britain🇬🇧

@AddictedToBox1

2 жыл бұрын

@@PartnerNoozb. elizabeth olsen, the American actress of course.

1Q years: your dad comes back with the milk

@boscoyuen8970

2 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha

2:10 the immorat jellyfish can live forever

@_cookielotl

Жыл бұрын

Yes..but it "unages" so?

You may be immortal, but that doesn't mean you can't feel pain -someoone

@feigithechicken7773

2 жыл бұрын

Like deadpool i guess

@justin4296

2 жыл бұрын

Immortality may just be the equivalent of eternal suffering and torture

900T years later: Rock paper scissors update

@3junqn1913

2 жыл бұрын

*FINALLY*

@albetronoss4483

2 жыл бұрын

You get fire as the new character to play as and uhh its op XD

@bigshotstupig

2 жыл бұрын

The new character: *gun*

@TinaMobile

2 жыл бұрын

Chess update

@ki_mi9867

2 жыл бұрын

Chess needs a update right now

64 years me: man how do i get immortal Man at 646: you need to drink this immortal potion".

@Lunarclop

Жыл бұрын

The milk lol🤣🤣🤣

tecnoblade: if i have a 100 life i would choose to be tecnoblade again cause i love you guys

@theighthsage1282

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@theighthsage1282

Жыл бұрын

I was never a tecno fan but i know he’s very kind

@mistermegagaming9032

Жыл бұрын

@@theighthsage1282 TECHNO*

@theighthsage1282

Жыл бұрын

@@mistermegagaming9032 like I said I was never a fan of him so I don’t know his name, and why are you not correcting Nicolas yuan?

Respect to the guy who had to go through all of this.

@bamf6603

2 жыл бұрын

Dont pretend it wasnt you.

250 years: Depression. Me who got it in 15 years: *laughing in an sarcastic way*

@peashootergaming7903

Жыл бұрын

a*

Stay moral because immortality can drive you insane forever

If I found out I was immortal, i would just pretend that the sunlight is hella dangerous to me and act like I'm researching trying to find information about a mystical flower called the Blue spider Lily

@rachelleperez3751

10 ай бұрын

Then learn moonwalk

@Barbarossa125

Ай бұрын

While you are at it, I would recommend to taste human blood. Without exposure to sunlight, it's quite tasty. c:

Plot Twist: *you can still feel pain*

@yes-and-no1

2 жыл бұрын

U shall feel me Peain

@pm_qm

2 жыл бұрын

@@yes-and-no1 ah yes, *peain*

@PerfectProtagonist

2 жыл бұрын

@@yes-and-no1 Peeing?

@yes-and-no1

2 жыл бұрын

@@PerfectProtagonist piss

respect for the camera man who recorded all this and then invented time travel and then came back to 2022 and made this vid **salutes**

@freedmc1472

2 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest cameraman is a god

@nonkey5042

2 жыл бұрын

Wait a min- Ah yes it was the cameraman immortal all along

@memequior420

2 жыл бұрын

*salutes*

i wonder , if you're immortal and you jump into a volcano. what will happen ? you're not indestructible , you're just immortal.

@FatherOfTheBomb

Жыл бұрын

You can’t sink in lava

@DivaLenne

Жыл бұрын

Since the suicide attempts and wars had no effect it would be considered true immortality.

@deathlock9979

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but... How would you get out?

@Ryu1478Alternative

Жыл бұрын

@@deathlock9979 just keep swimming, just keep swimming~

600 trillion years later, dad comes back s with the milk😂😂😂

There was an interesting concept about immortality I read awhile back from a book that claims to be channeled. The channeled being was asked what would happen to someone if their body could never experience natural death. They said that after enough centuries or millennia had passed, the person would gain enough maturity, philosophical, and spiritual prowess that they would consider they had learned all they could from this life and would become disinterested in continuing to live. Due to their heightened spiritual awareness, their soul would simply choose to leave its body while the body was still functional so they could pass on to higher states of evolution.

@AlastorBG3

2 жыл бұрын

They would to to tiny to have organs by then

@michok009

2 жыл бұрын

Which book?

@AegisAuras

2 жыл бұрын

@@michok009 the book is called The Law Of One. Absolutely fascinating read.

@michok009

2 жыл бұрын

@@AegisAuras Thankssk!

@darassylmoniakam

Жыл бұрын

not anybody would experience this, right?

the ending ‘Eventually, he stopped thinking’

@bootyclap69k

2 жыл бұрын

Joseph 🥵🤤

@mayushiisserventtutturu9962

2 жыл бұрын

@@bootyclap69k hahaha noob it is kars😏

@bootyclap69k

2 жыл бұрын

@@mayushiisserventtutturu9962 arent you a servant? Get back to work! Also, I was praising Joseph

Well if you are immortal then build a time Machine and meet your family in the past.

@avex.829

Жыл бұрын

immorality doesn't mean your a deity, you still follow the laws of physics and all of that

@panzlyhlas582

Жыл бұрын

hypoteticaly it is possible to travel in time by black hole and 70000w energy!

And Bible says (Psalm 37:29): "The righteous will possess the earth, and they will live forever on it." If I live forever, I think it's cool!

@ICantThinkOfANameeeee

9 ай бұрын

Not if this happens

we couldn't remember anything of our childhood after 400 years alive

70000000B years: moms realize you cant pause online games

@cromwelllabrador3661

2 жыл бұрын

Not anymore

@TheUnforgiven59

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ShweyetEdits800-

2 жыл бұрын

Nope , ∞^∞ years 😂

@ayushmandal2422

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Imagine if you got a life sentence 💀

@RubyChocoCookie

Жыл бұрын

Guess you will be trapped in jail forever until you finally find a way to escape it.

Moral of the story: Immortality is no gift/dream come true. It's a curse. Dying is part of life.

If i'm a immortal i can finally say this 'you mortal fool think you can defeat me?! '

@fiery_aspect

2 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@music.notes7

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I always wanted to say that.

“Each moment free from fear makes a man immortal.” ~Alexander The Great

@sciencelover7972

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's true!

@gattakasoha8188

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@minecraft-mtg9930

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

"Immortality isnt a gift,its a curse" -A wise man

@user-jd1jb8qo7w

13 күн бұрын

its a gift sometimes but its a curse the other times

@mattheusspoo

10 күн бұрын

I disagree, tho. Yeah, as everything, it has downsides, but i believe what you get from it is more than worth. Being able to learn everything there is to learn, to see everything there is to see, to live everything there is to live and to to where nobody ever could in exchange for eternal suffering after a couple of billion years? i'd take it.

@clasherknife14

9 күн бұрын

​@@mattheusspooall this fun will last 500T years, all suffering will last ♾️ years Now choose

Props to the legend who lived for 500 trillion years for our knowledge

One of the most profound things ive ever read was in a Jojo ‘s bizarre adventure manga, where an “immortal being” was stratosoned into space, but he was completely stuck and alone, so he simply just “stopped thinking”.

@herobrine8626

2 жыл бұрын

Extraordinary. Have you watched the anime yet?

@TAGanimation

2 жыл бұрын

BTW, an even more profound manga to enjoy would be “Phoenix: Future” by Osamu Tezuka.

I like how 420 year's there's randomly "Half-Life 3 released"

@ahmedqama1110

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe BULLY 2 can release

@virtualboy4305

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedqama1110 Elder Scrolls 6 maybe?

@ahmedqama1110

2 жыл бұрын

@@virtualboy4305 i think BULLY 2 will be better ! there already release new elder scrolls game series

1:34 your telling me he got kidnapped for 15 years? 😂😂😂

@sosogamerff1144

8 ай бұрын

Fr bro

20 Quintillion Years: Dad finally comes home with the milk

@Centyme

2 жыл бұрын

Where even is home anymore?

@fyk7x855

2 жыл бұрын

😭🤣

@PhongNguyen-vc9qp

2 жыл бұрын

@@Centyme ever heard of a joke

@Centyme

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhongNguyen-vc9qp well, my good sir, it appears that I am not the one who missed the joke, you were!

Props to the guy who tested this for us. We gotta support him emotionally man

@mr.zombzo9626

Жыл бұрын

RESPECT

A googletriplex years later: Minecraft 2.0 and portal 3 has been released.

Bro is gona survive the heat death and be in the void for ever and ever

@josiahesquivel1487

10 ай бұрын

Kinda scary and depressing when you think about it just imagine floating in nothing forever ♾️ I’d look for a multiverse if possible

@LnmHive

9 ай бұрын

Falling on a black hole would be a death sentence even if you're immortal

You get depression at 250 years old? Damn I must be a beta tester

@chazz6348

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻

Immortality doesnt always mean no pain so you probably should test out if you feel pain before doing whatever you want

@nabilal-hakim37

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

Moral of the story: Appreciate death.

Thanks for the tips

8M years old You are now alone with queen elizabeth II Rest of humanity has perished

@ombhai3276

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Now we know what's Queen Elizabeth going through 🥲😅

This just proves that immortality is not a blessing, but it is a curse

Imagine being immortal and just floating in space for eternity. And you have to float in darkness. For people who are scared of death we all go to same place.

@leo32190

5 ай бұрын

But at least you can think and that is the greatest gift.

Immortal person: becomes president The Vice President: -_-

“Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.” ~Socrates

@lakeguy2358

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Sazid-Shahriyar-Roop

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked

@tantris2876

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sazid-Shahriyar-Roop Nobody asked

@minecraft-mtg9930

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sazid-Shahriyar-Roop nobody asked

@casual_loser6733

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sazid-Shahriyar-Roop nobody asked

500T Years Old: Geometry Dash 2.2 is released

@matthew8629

9 ай бұрын

666T years old: GTA 6 is released

@vbnm1724

9 ай бұрын

700T years old : half-life 3 is released

You outlived everyone you are alone forever… December 16 2068 “The Immortal Man” Incident

800B years later: your dad comes home with the milk

@justin4296

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@stinky7278

2 жыл бұрын

Damn so the dad is also immortal?

@hellojohny6013

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ImmortaledFrame

3 күн бұрын

Oh no

Imagine being immortal then getting arrested and sentenced life in prison.

@myusernamewillnotcomply6623

2 жыл бұрын

You stole my comment

@DotterTheGoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@myusernamewillnotcomply6623 Okay and?

@uwillsoon5136

2 жыл бұрын

@@DotterTheGoat losa

@DotterTheGoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@uwillsoon5136 No u

@uwillsoon5136

2 жыл бұрын

@@DotterTheGoat bruh......

Wait, how would you even know if you were born immortal? It would take decades for you to even notice!

@mr.zombzo9626

Жыл бұрын

Well it did happen after a decade when he was 18

@artierupinen9240

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.zombzo9626 One could write off that first instance as a miracle.

I would risk the depression and bored, there are so many things I could tryout with out fearing anything.

Queen Elizabeth: *i m p o s s i b l e*

@winyessir8987

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

After 100T years, I will finally know: "Who let the dogs out?"

1000T years: Team Fortress 2 got a major update

Why is youtube suddenly recommending this to everyone a year later lmao

Imagine outliving the planet itself and its entire history 😭

@dolfy7542

2 жыл бұрын

It would be cool

@fortnitesludge714

2 жыл бұрын

@@dolfy7542 definitely

@olaoluwafaleye4043

2 жыл бұрын

@@dolfy7542 na sounds depressing what will you be doing in space

@ravg1347

2 жыл бұрын

@@olaoluwafaleye4043 enjoying the existence

@minecraft-mtg9930

2 жыл бұрын

@@olaoluwafaleye4043 good enough.

1:43 reject humanity. Return to monke

@deadpool3442

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Being immortal is a curse

500T years old: Queen Elizabeth isnt dead yet

@cant_change_it

Жыл бұрын

She died today. Rest in Peace Queen Elizabeth.

@mrman3515

Жыл бұрын

😓

@formeme2290

Жыл бұрын

This aged like milk in the sun

@P.r.o_F.o.o.l

Жыл бұрын

About that...

@xa.173

Жыл бұрын

@@formeme2290 well 10 days

This is the life of Elizabeth II

@kimmythekitten7750

2 жыл бұрын

Breh

@BigguBosu117

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sohamdeshmukh6117

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nagitokomaedaonthenintendo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas16IDK it's a joke

@HelpyVR_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas16IDK bro cant you take a joke?shes so old she might have this power

Me : *becomes immortal* Queen Elizabeth II : I feel a disturbance in the force...

@chaoticrin

2 жыл бұрын

Stonks

“Goes into space” “Gets notification that gta6 is live” “Welp too late now”

The Big Bang: McDonald’s ice cream machines will work.

Imortality is not an blessing,but an curse -cecilion

@Grumm_-zr5ww

2 жыл бұрын

It's a blessing to me

@ersalinven7292

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grumm_-zr5ww you will need time to understand that it's an curse

"half life 3 released" that was great lmao

@coconutman7797

2 жыл бұрын

I literally died

99 decades: your dad comes back with the milk

But dude, there is still the pain. Imagine being immortal and not feeling pain ooohhhhhhh

501T years: GTA 5 screen finally loaded.

@mrrizzy7006

2 жыл бұрын

69420e+ Years: Half Life 3 Has Been Released

@cutie.carino15

2 жыл бұрын

900T years: GTA 6 finally gets released for the PS79

@tyranttensai

2 жыл бұрын

987,464,538,484,985,426,609,407 years : i get a life

for the record i was not expecting the enlightenment part

bro the 420 yo 💀

This dude basically interviewed Queen Elisabeth.

@mohamhaas9701

2 жыл бұрын

Go and sleep

bruh after people would've realized that you're immortal they would've locked you in a lab for the rest of your life.

@totallyj.jonahjameson4575

2 жыл бұрын

But you can outlive all of them

@duk5205

2 жыл бұрын

@@totallyj.jonahjameson4575 even if you outlive all of them someone has to get you out of whatever they used to immobilize you

@totallyj.jonahjameson4575

2 жыл бұрын

@@duk5205 just scratch out of there it will take a few decades

@ningenrose3838

2 жыл бұрын

@@totallyj.jonahjameson4575 yeah I mean everything will rot away eventually

@freshystyle

2 жыл бұрын

@dukkeh finally someone who gets it, you won't be let out and nobody will know about you

Half life 3 is going to release on that age💀💀

Immortality + Depression = Pain and Suffering

0:49 this looked like Rick Astley

@bluemarineboy3091

2 жыл бұрын

Hes never gonna give up on your links

@eisthebestletter7836

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

1:34 can we take a moment to appreciate how he escaped his kidnap after 15 years 😌👏👏👏👏 thas some hard work right there..👏👏💃💃🤘

@scorpion563

2 жыл бұрын

no

Thanks to the guy who became immortal to test this huge props to you 🙏♥️

1:52 got me

'' 420 years: half-life 3 released'' I laughed so hard

420 years old Half-Life 3 Released This… kinda makes my day