This guy is google

@B1Baller

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@secretshrek

Жыл бұрын

​@@B1Baller fr ick💀

@selsgaming69

Жыл бұрын

I just has a recommended video call “if google was a guy” lol

@bitonic589

Жыл бұрын

So he tracks our information and sells it?

@pakistancountryhuman70

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

Mum: why don't you go talk to other people Me: THEY ARE RADIOACTIVE!

1:44 my younger bro staring at me.

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

?

1:00 that amoeba one, I think it's naegleria fowleri

Welp.....looks like im radioactive

"the five year old mom" Hey mom I am going to middle school! Mom: Same!😅

@adityagaming808

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!

@syntheticat24

Жыл бұрын

Wait but the son would be 5 years younger

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

"Have fun at your first day at college" "And you have fun at your 5 year at college"

The unexplained bloop noise was actually the sound of a iceberg breaking

@maartenvandermeulen2643

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

so.. marchmellows look inocent and sweet .but their backstory is not so sweet

this guy knows everything

@_Tammi_Editzz

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Did you know if flies go on poop, and one goes on your food. It probably has poop on it...

@cooldog69

Жыл бұрын

exactly

@asharawais4883

Жыл бұрын

😮 I’m flabbergasted……….

@sharonlutiker5156

Жыл бұрын

also, when a fly lands,it always throws up. I've seen the tiny little piece of...black?

@angzelitaa

Жыл бұрын

@@sharonlutiker5156 no its poop

Well, everybody who watched this is RARE

@JustaJackalope

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Yes father.

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Everyone is rare, my sister is uncommon and famous people are legendary and this guy is mythic

the bloop sound was actually the sound of ice and snow from the south pole collapsing

@JustaJackalope

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

People that saying this is google... Nahh bro this ain't google this is noodle

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Noodles are amazing. I literally eat noodles daily

Your telling me that I ate candy for days months and years,And it is made of Animal bones!?!??I'm so heaven

@maartenvandermeulen2643

Жыл бұрын

I don't care about the bones I eat meat daily too

Someone: why dont u go spend time with people and instead stay alone? Me: Cuz theyre radioactive

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

This is why im an introvert. People are radioactive

I have seen an headless chicken

I crack my neck about 5-8 times an hour lol

You are great ❤

Me when i saw "your radioactive": " I AM RADIOACTIVE" (song of imagine dragons)

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Me when i saw "You're radioactive": huk smas DDDD:

POV: you have dermatitis with blotchy skin sometimes: 👁️👄👁️

My hands turn blotchy when I’m cold-

'Pandas can eat human flesh' Me: ima ruin my friends life

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Well, it is a wild animal. So yeah, it could eat you.

@Leileisbeads

Жыл бұрын

Lol

i crack my neck daily 💀💀

@justarandomperson5716

Жыл бұрын

Welp no more cracking my neck daily I guess ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

@jesperjey4007

Жыл бұрын

​@@justarandomperson5716 same how many times u do it and like how? I ceack it backor spin it around😊

@cicely_0

Жыл бұрын

Rip😭

I actually saw a headless chcken 😢

@Lycanrocxd

Жыл бұрын

yeah my mom too, it's creepy.

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Did it run around for a little bit?

@Tainted-Azazel

Жыл бұрын

@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 No it was just a headless chicken on the street

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

@@Tainted-Azazel oh

@maartenvandermeulen2643

Жыл бұрын

I saw a headless chicken too but it came out of the oven👍

Bloop thing was just some normal ocean sound sped up a lot :>

Im not gonna sleep tonight because of this

1:43 dude I'm literally left-handed 😭😭

@tarmohunt3828

Жыл бұрын

I am right handed

@randomguyontheinternetxd

Жыл бұрын

​@@tarmohunt3828 Same :)

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Your family has my condolences

@raidachowdhury8967

Жыл бұрын

I am right handed 😆😆😆😆

I clicked my neck it feels like a blood clog

I can never eat candy the same way after this

Gangrene is a warning as well, for when you get way too cold

1:03 yes that is true , a cockroach bit me in the perfect time possible cuz right when i woke up, it bit me💀

1:48 *john pork*

To all left handed people:RIP

I died from cracking my neck watching this

@Joehi-wn9be

Жыл бұрын

His are u still alive?

@barishasamazingworld3918

Жыл бұрын

@@Joehi-wn9be it’s a joke

@Egg_46478

Жыл бұрын

@@barishasamazingworld3918 no mabye he has some type of virus to think he is dead *i forgot the name *

My immune system is attacking my eyes it hurts

i have blotchy skin on my hands and now i'm really really scared edit: checked out my hands. they actually aren't blotchy i misinterpreated that word and i am so relieved rn

@mackymango9559

Жыл бұрын

U still good bro?

@adamskah3286

Жыл бұрын

@@mackymango9559 ye

@Nomi-D-Yagami

Жыл бұрын

But the death will eventually come

@mackymango9559

Жыл бұрын

@@adamskah3286 good

@mackymango9559

Жыл бұрын

@@Nomi-D-Yagami broooooooo

Your eyes are actually resistant to immune system attacks

1:44 That’s a myth

@Adrian14000

Жыл бұрын

which one?

@Alya-hq2lu

Жыл бұрын

@@Adrian14000 Left hand

@Blood948

Жыл бұрын

@@Alya-hq2lu oh I’m so glad

@abir673

Жыл бұрын

@@Blood948 same

@user-js1pf5fm5n

Жыл бұрын

@@Blood948 same

I'm never gonna eat candy cuz it's made out of animal bones and I love animals

Geletaine free candy

This is cool to watch

I already knew marshmallows were made of animals 😂

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Yeah they're made of like pork or something

"You hands give a death warning" This guy: A sign that death is near is blotchy skin appearing on your hands and feet Me: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

George was left handed I’m right handed

2:21 Painkillers actually works by disabling pain receptors in the brain

@DanTutorial

Жыл бұрын

Then I’ll take their entire stock!

@Zeromus0

Жыл бұрын

​@@DanTutorial ME TOO but don't get addicted!

@DanTutorial

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeromus0 why?

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Myth busted

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

@@Romulo1259 You already said it

When doctors move your organs or sum during surgery, the organs move back to their original spot after

I like how I eat and draw with my left hand, but write with my right hand.

@jordan-jq1bd

Жыл бұрын

your ambidectrus which means both right and left handed

This guy is a every day teacher

Dude one of my friend is left handed

0:30 me, whose had red “spots” on my hands since I was like 7: 👁️👄👁️

@SnaileyT

11 ай бұрын

Same👁👄👁

@The_WFF282

11 ай бұрын

@@SnaileyTmaybe we are ghosts 👁️👄👁️

@SnaileyT

11 ай бұрын

@@The_WFF282 😯

@averagemoron23

27 күн бұрын

And how old are you now?

Another fact is no one cares if your first,second, or third

@10hourstuff9

Жыл бұрын

I'm fourth :)

@ImHim21671

Жыл бұрын

😮

I have blotchy skin so I'm dead💀

@The_WFF282

11 ай бұрын

Fr

@Moto_Girl.

11 ай бұрын

Don’t worry I’ll pray for you

@SnaileyT

11 ай бұрын

@@Moto_Girl. Thank you😊

I knew it allllllll expected for everything

2:17 its the sound of a sonar

When you get a C section you body plays Tetris with your organs😂😂😂

@Poofplays-bk7cn

Жыл бұрын

My mom had a c-section to make me exist

1:05 I knew They could bite you, I've had one bite me on my toe

@AnalPro74

Жыл бұрын

I get Death Warnung pretty often

@Patrick_Star990

Жыл бұрын

Does it hurt?

@AnalPro74

Жыл бұрын

yes

@AnalPro74

Жыл бұрын

@@Patrick_Star990 sometimes

How did I know the last one?

so you’re telling me that the bodies get “excited”1:32

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: a corps can have an orgasm

@syntheticat24

Жыл бұрын

​@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 ... why do you know that?🤨

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Fun fact. Dead people are dead :) you're welcome for that mind blowing knowledge

Is Vlad Țepeş and he wasn t a vampire,he was a king and fun fact...his father name is Dracu(HellMan)

@kittesereten

8 ай бұрын

ah donc son pere est Dracula ?

@yumekojyabami

Ай бұрын

​@@kitteseretenNo .He was very cruel to unjust persons. Vlad Țepeş was also very cruel to the people who attacked his country and had a very bloody way of torture

@kittesereten

Ай бұрын

@@yumekojyabami oh ok...

When i was little a cockroach bit my eye

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Did you get an infection?

@Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Жыл бұрын

@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 no

I’m never gonna eat candy again 💀

@Aquaiza

Жыл бұрын

Try Halou Candy, It has no gelitin and is vegterian

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

I WILL!

@maartenvandermeulen2643

Жыл бұрын

I don't really care about what they put in it.

1:18 bill nye your mom is 5 lol

I'm so happy I'm right handed

@randomvidsxx8306

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@peaches8040

Жыл бұрын

I'm not

My mom told me the first one and ever since she told me that id shoo the flies off my food because i never know if that fly has the Audacity to make my food dirty after he went on poo 😂

@ilostmyaccountnamedsomethi8912

Жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere WHY?

A fact that you should include is that right handed people eat with their left hand when holding a knife because I eat that way and I’m left handed.

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

I never thought about that. Its true though

Im not sure what’s going on in the comments But it terrifies me

@anactivethaibuddy4287

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’m not sure what’s going on in the comment

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

That's called the internet. It's a f*cked up place.

Who needs google? We have google at home. This man.

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Mum, can we have google? No we have google at home Google at home: actual google The good google: this man

I'm left handed...

This guy is literally Google with Alexa and siri all combie

Bro my brother is left handed

The painkiller is not true cause you can search and find how it works

How about “Disney used real bones”?

@randomvidsxx8306

Жыл бұрын

in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride right

@katelynw5215

Жыл бұрын

@@randomvidsxx8306 yeah

Ok but not sure 😊

i knew that c-sections can make ur organs jumbled bc my mom had 2 and told me

“You can go insane in one week” Who’s first

I'm left handed..

@TheRealJk00wxr

Жыл бұрын

Well idk if can be true😊

@ZAFALLOUTGEEK

Жыл бұрын

noooooooooooooooooo :(

@DijiCommtingAcc

Жыл бұрын

I’m also left handed..

@XVplusXV

Жыл бұрын

it is a myth

The left handed I'll say to my classmate bye bye😎😎

@KINGER_THECHESSPIECE

Жыл бұрын

how is that COOL!?

Thats why im scared of cockroaches😂

@naxumaaimi4022

Жыл бұрын

And that's why we have cockroach spray

Wait. Irl If i don't move for too long i start to think i do not exist and feel like i don't see anything

I'm literally a lefty 😢

@selma12778

Жыл бұрын

𝙾𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚡

@estrelaplatinada6506

Жыл бұрын

Not really

@User_86596

Жыл бұрын

my mouth dropped :(

How to Be Google guy in KZread be like Search the information

Nah man im a left handed 😞

@starbucksman

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@CaesarCeez

Жыл бұрын

A recent study showed the opposite, Lefties live longer

@XVplusXV

Жыл бұрын

Guys it is a myth

What about chocolate

I'm concerned about the 5 year old mom one...

@smithfive8280

Жыл бұрын

Wait, how did she become pregnant in the first place...? ☠️🪦⚰️💀

@SixSevenate

Жыл бұрын

@Smith Five that's what I was thinking lol

@equestriagirlsclips1630

Жыл бұрын

@@smithfive8280 the reason is unknown, must have been something related to her body

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Imagine if theres like a 17 year age gap between her and her husband. Probably true actually

Bro I’m left handed😭

@shadowthehedgehog69815

Ай бұрын

Same bro

@Gummy_sarita

Ай бұрын

Same 😭😭

@shannonwilkinson4539

17 күн бұрын

Same

@HELLO_STARS

10 күн бұрын

My friend is left handed

pretty sure we all know who vlad the impaler is

@BiblicallyAccurateAngels

Жыл бұрын

who is that?

2:10 true but he impaled turks to scare them during war and did not drink blood edit: i said "blod" instead of blood so i edited it

Im left handed.?

Genghis Khan?!

2:20 not sunburned, sunburnt is the correct way of saying it :)

@ChiseledAmiko

Жыл бұрын

It depends on which region you're from. As Indians use both u.s. english and u.k. english both skinburned and skinburnt are used but mostly it's skinburned :)

@bruhhhhh998

Жыл бұрын

I use them interchangeably

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

Burned or burnt works

Yea

People who are radioactive that's why humans dying from old age very fast ,or like 50-30 I guess

@dontdo1546

Жыл бұрын

Humans also have a slight magentic field. The radiation from humans are barely anything and does not weaken any lifespan

@fatrablabs69

Жыл бұрын

No

Nice

Naw all my friends are left handed

@MegaManX.

Жыл бұрын

Even me is left handed at writing

now i know all of this lol

bro candy are made out of sugar not bones bones are hard you know?

@justrandomthings112

Жыл бұрын

Candy is made from sugar. But gelatin is made from boiling skin or bones.

@Lycanrocxd

Жыл бұрын

well, i never liked gelatin

@Aquaiza

Жыл бұрын

Bro gummy bears are gelitin and sugar 0-0

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Жыл бұрын

Gelatin is made of pig bones

@Facolars

Жыл бұрын

Gummy bears r my favorite tho

Nice ❤

BLOOP!

2:06 So I live next to a graveyard. But can I drink water by my house?

@tequilajosephlover

Жыл бұрын

i think they mean water next to a grave or smth

@iliahataminikoo252

Жыл бұрын

You live next to a graveyard?!☠️

@iansisland69

Жыл бұрын

@@iliahataminikoo252 yeah in my vids on the top left corner is a graveyard 🪦 ( sry the vids aren’t clear)

0:09 excuse me what

@-Stoopid_Cat-

6 күн бұрын

i did it gulp 😅