This is the nicest Taako has ever been and I’m pretty sure he threatened a child's life

@larryy5166

4 жыл бұрын

That was just a monologue from his one man show!

@hellr4zer19

Жыл бұрын

that's just the big brother instinct from Justin's end

Their chaotic energy is great but I just feel so bad for everyone they MERCILESSLY BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF LMAO

@prettymuchyeah7520

3 жыл бұрын

Especially Angus 💀

@cas6174

2 жыл бұрын

poor agnes

To be fair, pan is a god known for being chaotic, and specially horny, and is the etymological route of the word panic. So Merle being a cleric of pan makes total sense.

@zankaa8031

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap that's amazing

@bennettcawley4630

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm just here for Merle's journey of self-discovery

@notcentered602

Жыл бұрын

Panic at the disco

@Uncle-Jay

Жыл бұрын

I honestly imagine that was on accident.

i ship carey and killian so much gosh theyre cute

@londonhughes5986

4 жыл бұрын

Ava Douglass “you’re not my cup of tea” yep she’s gay

@AnUnfortunatePotato

4 жыл бұрын

Oh just wait.

@SydneyBoBidney

4 жыл бұрын

Good news! :)

@SweetiesSys

3 жыл бұрын

travis giving carey a ring for killian, he captains the ship

"I've had some of Taako's pocket pudding," sounds like the world's worst euphemism.

There needs to be an animation of Taco's "monologue" with Angus: just imagining that is great.

@SeductiveCrab

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZdmsdiBqrO-iZM.html

@MightyElf2

4 жыл бұрын

It's spelled Taako

Angus: you've given me a new mystery to solve Taako: Fuck

I've said it once I'll say it a thousand times, I would die a slow painful death if only to provide my son Angus McDonald with a cotton blanket when he's chilly

“W-what is L U P?” Oh Taako, oh baby boy :’(

Angus talking about being alone on Christmas made me cry

Griffin: so Magnus you have to do this Travis: i do it

@Vikashar

2 жыл бұрын

Lucretia: "You three will be tasked with recovering the 7 grand relics" "We do that"

"We're not getting out this life alive" -the guy who has died a couple dozen times

@jonathansims967

4 жыл бұрын

fifty seven times, kravitz' words

@turtledude83

3 жыл бұрын

And when Taako relents to eating Agnus' macaron, he says something like "yeah we only go around once, so"

I am eagerly awaiting the episode where someone informs Merle about that pendant he has had for about a century now that that gives him approximately 25% chance to not expend a spell slot when casting ANY healing spell... Though that day will probably never come.

@malpheus4299

4 жыл бұрын

He has to roll over a 16 for it to work, that's the "25%" element. It isn't just quite a 25%.

@mr.blackfang3733

4 жыл бұрын

@@malpheus4299 approximately 25%

@cobaltblu4196

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.blackfang3733 do you remember that merle has some of the worst luck in DnD? XD

@ATMOSK1234

3 жыл бұрын

That's a strange way to spell will wheaton

@cobaltblu4196

3 жыл бұрын

@@ATMOSK1234 ah, you see Will has THE WORST rolls, but Merle's rolls are pretty consistently bad, not 4 nat 1 in a row bad, but rarely getting above a 13 bad

Clint's interaction with the Director was so natural! Massive props to him for really selling that!

Missed a chance to call those glasses perspectacles

Clint’s / Merle’s whole speech on religion was actually strangely comforting

The moment with Merle and the director brought me some real tears and is such a good moment I’ve never thought I needed from a goofy dnd podcast

“I grok pan.” Holy shit, did Clint just make, A Stranger in a Strange Land, reference?!

@Vikashar

2 жыл бұрын

He makes a lot of good jokes that go over the boys' heads

@16:55 and with a low enough passive perception, Magnus' wallet has become part of Carey's gift to Killian.

Taako is the worst omg. Still love him

@nicestpancake

4 жыл бұрын

I love my rat twink son. YuY

God, Merle is such a suave, good boy. I'd do so much to spend a day at the spa with the guy.

Spoilers for the rest of the show Merle talking to Lucretia is still one of my favorite moments even after all this time. I remember listening to this the first time and thinking about how sweet it was, and honestly loving the way merle talked about his own connection with Pan. Listening back though it takes on a new comedic yet somber element of Lucretia basically having to do a couples activity with her *dad* which is rough, and also he still feels like he can trust and connect with her at least on some level. I loved the scene before for it's awkwardness and humor and I love it even more on a relisten for its inherent sadness on lucretia's end. Also talking about the "youngsters" Taako and Magnus while Lucretia was basically the baby on the Starblaster is quite funny Also goddd it's so rough for Creesh when Merle is like, borderline flirting with her that's internal sirens of pain going off everywhere....

Does anyone else think it would be so cool if Lup was short for Chalupa ?

@fernherbert5296

4 жыл бұрын

It is

@graciejohnson4567

4 жыл бұрын

Mango Sherbert griffin would 1000% do that

@hollisyourfavoriteenby6928

4 жыл бұрын

I-....

@skullptures142

4 жыл бұрын

Thats been my headcannon since I first heard of her

@Dan-qy6zv

3 жыл бұрын

Get out, go steal an award, and tape "Best Punster Ever" on the front

Merle's downtime was surprisingly sweet, wholesome and insightful.

In a roundabout way a Angus sold his silverware to Taako for magic lessons

SMILING GOD?!?!? How did Night vale get in my TAZ??

@comfort_kitten

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO

Angus's sad sad sad sad sad lonely life breaks my heart. Just love him Taako, why can't you just love that sad little boy, that's an even greater gift than the majiks.

51:35 Why isn't this here yet? Add break end.

@thephaser1008

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you my good man

@tinyghost2442

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for doing Pan's good work noble sir.

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

Top Lad

Holy crap Angus is a 5 ft tall 10 year old??!!??

Hold on hold on hold on, did Magnus make Carey the engagement ring for Killian?? I forgot about that, that makes me so happy!

40:29 I know he probably messed up saying cunning,but canning is kinda a reference to his cooking. It also implies he'd put Angus in a can,which is terrifying.

@tremolo312

2 жыл бұрын

No, canny. As in 'uncanny' it means cleverness

@Sage_the_Turt

Жыл бұрын

@@tremolo312 yup, though that being said, the definition of uncanny has changed drastically at this point. so it's important to point out that in modern english, uncanny and canny are no longer antonyms.

38:21 made me very sad, Angus doesn't deserve this

@nicestpancake

4 жыл бұрын

OkAY- SO I TOLD MY BESTIE ABOUT ANGUS AND HOW GODDAMN ADORABLE HE IS AND SHE SAID SOMETHING PREPOSTEROUS "HE'S PROBABLY GONNA DIE," LIKE GRIFFIN WOULD LET ANGUS DIE HE'S A DM NOT AN ASSHOLE

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

It wad just a monologue, nut up.

@lilyfae7197

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he also let everyone else eat them too. So at least that wasn’t *just* being mean to Angus.

tazstamps 1:28 Magnus down time 17:12 Merle down time 30:35 Taako down time 43:18 L.U.P. 45:09 break baggins 51:30 break ends 1:18:00 Garfield

@Vikashar

2 жыл бұрын

I need to fart

*trio tries to insert the Killian/Johan ship* Griffin: mmmmm nooo that won't do, no. This podcast isn't gay enough. Time to insert official declaration of the canon Killian/Carey ship with Travis' help

@Vikashar

2 жыл бұрын

He also helped Magnus to correct the no-rogue gap in the party

Lunar Interludes are my favourite part :)

@skullptures142

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too! They usually come after something that makes me cry so I'm like alright cool laughs time

I wanna give poor angus a hug

suddenly, character depth!

I feel just so bad for Leon.

@vibesvibeman6722

5 жыл бұрын

he says Leon, but we all know Griffin is just talking about himself

@ThatOneIrishFurry

4 жыл бұрын

They were so close to candy station

LUP!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LUP!!!

@AnUnfortunatePotato

4 жыл бұрын

Frut Lup’s

I can't tell if it's bad that the animorphs reference was like the only one I've understood on this podcast

Magnus really said wlw rights

TELL ME MORE ABOUT MY SIZABLE PACKAGE!

L... U... P... *happy lil screeches*

Griffin: You're not ready for what comes next Everyone: Bet Griffin: No seriously, you can't be ready because I'M not ready lol

my feelings hurt so damn much re-listening to this gives a glaze of emotion over griffen's already emotional words

Leon doesn't get paid enough to deal with Taako's shit lmao

The Adventure Zone - "I do that"

1:00:57 this is it. this is my favourite moment in the series so far. leon didnt deserve this

@dylanneal9281

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely proof takko is the only neutral evil character that's actually lovable

@PinkApocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Neal neutral evil? Nah, chaotic good, or at most chaotic neutral

@dylanneal9281

4 жыл бұрын

@@PinkApocalypse i naw he is evil but i love i mean he spooked angus, stole from leon and several other people, made fun of Jenkins who at the time everyone thought was a good Person and told tom bodett to stand infront of a train im definitely forgetting some things and don't get me wrong he's done good some good things to like for example collecting the grand relics but i mean it seems like he's doing it just for his own gain i still love the him though

@vlad5042

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Neal being mean doesn't necessarily make you evil, id definitely call him chaotic neutral

@vlad5042

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Neal also i think merle was the one who told tom bodette to stand in front of the train

im sorry the director had to see merle get a layer of dirt scraped off of him

@hmmmummm2514

3 жыл бұрын

She's sorry too

didnt expect the stranger in a strange land reference in this episode

To be fair, Mearle is a Cleric of Pan

Merle getting the tlc he deserves is exactly what I needed to hear today

"your a crunchy individual"

51:20 uwu

@thecurtains

4 жыл бұрын

owo

@AnUnfortunatePotato

4 жыл бұрын

uwo

@ChickenPotato.Chitato

4 жыл бұрын

**^**

I'm glad I've started listening to this podcast cause now I have something to do when I can't sleep at 5:30 AM

@wriewygs7022

Жыл бұрын

Insomnia podcasting for life

This episode is sO GOOD, I have no idea why I love it so much but it's kinda my favorite so far..

Is magnus ever gonna get a dog

@krisandthebluesurgeons

5 жыл бұрын

he better or i'mma riot

@Stardust.606

5 жыл бұрын

No dogs allowed on the moon they run right off the damn thing That's a quote not actually saying it

did Magnus fucking... propose to Killian... for Carrie??

Relistening to this after finishing all of it makes Lucretias words make so much sense

Having heard spoilers from future episodes, I fucking screamed when the Lup scene happened haha

Man imagine being able to write this well

Fucking funniest one so far. God damn Taako making Leon regret his existence is the fucking best

On a second listen through, there is so much in the background. This episode is where we first hear about the light of creation by name

Ruff boi

I feel so bad for Leon I straight up almost cried

@jaxsonadros2066

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking loved Justin's bit tho, really fucking great

Omg, LUP!

LUP LUP LUP LUP MY BESTIE, THE FIRST FULL APPEARANCE

#justiceforleonandangus

The part where taako threatened the child was genuinely terrifying

i wish they were nicer to angus it makes me sad to see them bully the little kid

Lunar Interludes are the best

The salt shaker would have been good for the captain bane incident

who was the goof that put those Advertisements in there

"You gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything" Merle High Church, servant to the God Pan, possible Druid? (Wood Arm)

taako gave macaroons to like the whole bureau

We love appreciating fanartists

51:22 end of break

,,smiling god?

22:13 THIS IS TOO AKWARD I CANNOT DEAL

Animorphs

And this one time, at Pand camp

55:46 BOOKMARK

Taako: What is L U P? Angus: A new to solve! Taako: Aw Fuck. 😂

magnus and carey's shit and the ring and the fucking djkksdfj.. the lads, the pals. holy shit. i love them they are best friends and now carey has gifts for her gf

Spoilers i think... At first I thought to myself that this wine if it is 120 y.o. was through some adventures, I imagined the wine was from the Earth and Director opened it just for this occasion.

griffin making a catherine tate joke, i’m

LUP QnQ

I did not like Angus in his first appearance, liking him better here.

0:05

break ends at 51:35

"where did you get that scar?" "i was pretty drunk when i got it" oh wow

Why did one marry his brother"