Griffin: It’s made of wood Magnus, immediately: LiKe A t- Griffin: NOT LIKE A TREE

justin: ... a phantom steed.. literally everyone: WHATTHEHELL

@0GlassOfAcid0

4 жыл бұрын

Their dad I think knew, which is why he was playing along with his bit and made horse nosies. Only Griffin and Travis don't know.

@__Stitchy

3 жыл бұрын

ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪᴛ ᴜᴘ Hᴇʟʟ ʏᴇᴀʜ

Hurley: *literally anything* Magnus: "WHAT!?"

@asoaringheart

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he REALLY committed to that goof.

travis getting excited whenever griffin mentions something made of wood will never not be funny to me

Did Taako just summon a goddamn Stand

@whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661

Жыл бұрын

YES

Gerral is basically an extension of Taako’s spirit and Gerral is a beautiful rainbow gay binicorn and it’s so fitting. Damnit I love this podcast so much.

well it seems like klarg took his apple juice and calmed down after last episode huh

@twistyshroom9258

3 жыл бұрын

oolong tea? Like highest quality

i love how stressed justin sounds when taako gets dominated and takes off his harness

@AnUnfortunatePotato

4 жыл бұрын

Mimi Well of course, only justin is allowed to dominate him. ;)

@asoaringheart

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnUnfortunatePotato I simultaneously want to like and dislike your comment.

@georgiag2685

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnUnfortunatePotato SWEET HOME ALABAMA

@ProfessorChaos1982

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnUnfortunatePotato oooo

@ProfessorChaos1982

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnUnfortunatePotato the one

Griffon is the best DM ever. He didn't just work around with the magic horse appearing the fuck out of nowhere, but he embraced it.

"It's like riding Billy Ray Cyrus"

@tybronx2446

3 жыл бұрын

A very dad thing to say ngl

I gasped at the same time as Justin when clarg saved him

I also totally thought the boar mount was mechanical. And my European ass thought that the three cricket ppl were people holding crickets bats.

tazstampss 1:26 episode begins 10:09 notsoacrobatic dwarf 12:11 nobody expects Garyl 18:10 everyone loves Griffin 21:28 armored boar 24:11 Garyl 32:20 break yes 37:50 break no 44:26 shark tank 55:30 Taako and the safety harness

@luise3334

2 жыл бұрын

I look for you in the comments every time I click on another episode. You are so helpful dude 🥺❤️

@infinikki

2 жыл бұрын

My knight in shining armor ✨️

12:34 Griffin's reaction will always be one of my favourite TAZ moments ever

taako has been so cool recently he always has the most creative solutions

"Sponsored by redbull, it lets you throw people" 😂

IT'S MY HUGBEAR!

Wow it sure is great to find out griffin is my dad

@justsomeannoyingredpanda

3 жыл бұрын

Griffin daddy~

@georgiag2685

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeannoyingredpanda STAHPPPPPPP

Commercial break ends at 37:44

@skittyrocks

5 жыл бұрын

Thank

@andrepatton605

5 жыл бұрын

Thank youuuuuu❤️

@ragingrudy7515

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@jwall1646

4 жыл бұрын

All hail plankton 🙌

@koromoro6682

4 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that you left in the music

The crate is full of Garfield Phones

But... the umbra staff has slow fall now and wouldn't have burned a spell slot.

@robertz6939

4 жыл бұрын

Shhhhh, cool horse

This episode is absolutely bonkers from beginning to end and I love it

I'm a horseeeeeee

Dangresque returns in "Dangeresque 2: Dangeresque Three?"

@poppyonline4034

2 жыл бұрын

Yeasss!! I’m so glad other people loved that reference !

i spit some of my dr pepper when Clint said Merle got a one in his athletics roll in comparison to Travis’s 19 😂😂😂

Garrell definitely wears sunglasses

12:30 And thus, Garyl was born

Griffin made a Gumball Octopus Battle Wagon, and a Phantom Steed is what makes him go nuts? 😆

Strength of the Bull, Endurance of the Bear, is there an Ingenuity of the Courier or what?

woah PETA is there, they retrieve the octopus, and put him in a freshwater tank

Garyll: exists(?) Me: _who ya gonna call-_

@justsomeannoyingredpanda

3 жыл бұрын

Ghost Riders!

Dude this is one of my favorite moments oh my word, klaarg is amazing

Did he cast Guiding Bolt for the first time? That's (one of) the best damage dealing spells the cleric has

@-Commit-arson-

11 ай бұрын

Merle is not a cleric… He’s a _“cleric”_

If I remember Correctly magic horse moves around 100ft at a in 6 seconds so that’s about 16.6 feet a second so it would take 318 seconds or 5.3 minutes to make a mile So both the battle wagons and the magic horse are going 0.0883 mph

@the1stsolar694

4 жыл бұрын

That’s at a casual pace imagine it dashing

@maxhornby6592

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... but 100ft in 6 seconds right? 100ft is 0.019 miles (3dp). So 0.19 miles in a minute. Which is 11.4 miles per hour. That’s a decent MpH. Probably not decent for a horse or a car but yeah xD

@howtoplagueyourratsastepby8525

4 жыл бұрын

Max Hornby I just looked at the spells description and you’re right because the description says it goes at 10mph or 13mph at a fast pace

@maxhornby6592

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet Me Into The Sun oh hell yeah! Random average math prevails!

Klarg literally came in clutch!!!

@notinspectorgadget

2 жыл бұрын

Nice...very nice.

8:55 Today is all right for tonight Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right, Today's all right for tonight! Today is all right for tonight Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right All right for tonight!

11:42 GARYL

Yay, Garyl

For some reason i CANNOT envision the hammerhead gang as human ruffians. To me they are goblins. I mean... gerblins

@infinikki

2 жыл бұрын

To me they are either shark people or like, little orcs lol

That spiritual weapon usage was cray cray

@joshuawoodfolk8202

2 жыл бұрын

Lol it's funny too because he's using it totally wrong.

Hell yeah.

TAAKO NOOOOO Edit: CLARG THANK GOD YOU SAVED HIM

*"OH LOOK THERE THEY ARE"*

37:46 skip break

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

20:36 Kid on Brady Bunch: Oliver...

Garyl is a bicon

12:11 for my FAVORITE moment of the podcast so far

@gryphon50c

6 ай бұрын

plus 16:28 exhorsted

@gryphon50c

6 ай бұрын

16:58 this episode is full of funny ass phrases

@gryphon50c

6 ай бұрын

20:48

@gryphon50c

6 ай бұрын

24:29

When did Merle get so blood lust filled? Lol

37:50 break ends

Also just in case anyone was interested Guiding Bolt is Guiding Pessulum in Latin

superiority dice are d8 smh

@TenThousandAnts

7 ай бұрын

Under level 10, yes. Then they turn into d10 and at 18 they then to d12. Of course, they’re not level 10 yet here, but saying sup dice are d8 exclusively is incorrect

9:34

Garryl. Craigory.

0:10

griffon... is my dad...? oh

@christianross5201

3 жыл бұрын

also their dad singing various copyrighted songs/themes is amazing, it makes my heart light up with joy lKDJflsjdflskdfj

Bookmark 46:24

52:19 bookmark

18:00

bookmark 39:52

37:54

I hate people who are afraid of letting their players die because their audience might not like it. Dieing is apart of dnd. It can build story.

@transsnack

4 ай бұрын

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