I realize that it was over a week ago, but every time I see this show I immediately start to laugh because I can't forget Taylor describing herself as "a pants suit clown". What a great joke!

@hardtymz2517

3 ай бұрын

A correct joke though.

Dave pretty much crushed this whole show. I’m going to look for more of his stuff.

@peartree8338

3 ай бұрын

Oh do you mean Dave from before???

Check out Liz, going all T.S. Elliot on us! "My cat’s name is Fluffy, but by the light of the Jellicle Moon, he is called Tumblebrutus, the Adventurous, albeit clumsy, cat!"

@TheAccidentalViking

3 ай бұрын

Oh.. I had forgotten about that for a minute. thank you! (my cat's name is Oobleck... but when I call him to my lap on the long nights here at 63N latitude, I'll cal him Oobie.'

@jdrano2215

2 ай бұрын

My cats are all dead now because I'm old😢, but I still call them in my sleep

@TheAccidentalViking

2 ай бұрын

@@jdrano2215

“That’s my urn” is not a phrase I’d ever expect to hear from a living person 😂

@monkfishmondfinsternis3162

3 ай бұрын

That's funny because you usually put the persons remains in an urn. But she is still alive. That's not how this works. 😅

@ricenorim

3 ай бұрын

@@monkfishmondfinsternis3162thanks ….

@bazzers

3 ай бұрын

But if you heard it from a dead person it would be significantly more unexpected.

Dave is friggin hilarious.

Alright After Midnight, I'll tune in for Liz Miele. Well played.

I had the standard security questions forced on me once. When i typed in one answer for something from my childhood, I got the response "that's too short". If only I'd have known way back then, I would never have made friends with Jo, Ed, or Ty... The upshot is to make sure your pets/friends/addresses etc during your childhood have names at least 8 characters long. If they can also have names containing numbers and symbols (but no spaces!), youll be fine.

@finnhaverkamp

3 ай бұрын

Lol!

@elimgarak7330

3 ай бұрын

@@finnhaverkamp No, the upshot is to use answers that have nothing to do with the questions -- and which therefore could never be guessed by someone trying to impersonate you -- but which you will remember.

Dave: when you only have the one joke, but Taylor laughs every time anyway

Dave! Dave! Dave!

how dare you eliminate dave!! please have him back on! he would be so great with Maria Bamford

@chilaou

3 ай бұрын

God, that would be unhinged. Do it.

It's a funny twist that Liz is an expert in creating secure passwords... it actually took me like 20 times (in a good way) to get her "and that's the whole password" joke in her special...

So glad the format scared this gen x off at first because now I have like 3 months to binge at a time I really needed laughter as medicine

I really like the new security questions game

Dave is fun. I like older oddball dandy comedians.

Anybody else need to see Taylor and her sword now?

“What rules?” Answer “Tiny Couch”

Awesome show😂❤

Love Liz

Liz!!!

Nah, Dave wanted to see Craiggers one last time #FiveQuestions

They eliminated the next Doctor Who?

@threepiecefishandchips

3 ай бұрын

Taylor is the next Doctor; Dave Hill is the incredibly awkward father of the companion *at best*

@SidneyBroadshead

3 ай бұрын

Taylor would be great as Missy (the gender flipped version of The Master, Doctor Who's big nemesis). I mean, she's already wearing color-coordinated pants suits - the Girlboss version of the Blofeld Nehru Jacket. I could see her miniturizing Los Angeles and putting it in a Literjon jug or helping the Daleks conquer Ohio.

I love you, TT.

@jdrano2215

2 ай бұрын

got called tt back in the day....the coach meant thunder thighs. What do you mean by TT love.

@allemander

2 ай бұрын

@@jdrano2215Taylor Tomlinson

Ah it's Dave from before!

How long should you wait between starting the recording and beginning to speak?

And I read it on the New York Times

Liz is my fav comedian. You should check her out

Can you write off a TINY COUCH as a business expense?

Can we please see the sword?

My DJ name is DJ MC!

Security question: How do you spell the word 'password' ?

Liz is 5'4" maybe. More likely less no way she is taller than Hari.

Dave is so much funnier than the others.

I mean, if you're gonna write off arbitrary crap, "prop for TV show" seems pretty legit. IANATA however.

Here is your invitation to post all of the names you call your cat(s). I f you've got dog names, take them elsewhere; we're not here for that.

@SarahRNeill

3 ай бұрын

Magnus Thunderpaws, Agent of Chaos, and Bringer of Death to Vermin, aka Stinky Duncan, aka Dunkadillo, aka HEEEEEEY, DUNKY, BABY!, aka Funky Dunky, aka Functional Dunctional

Here strictly for the Brooklyn immigrant from Jersey ❤️

What’s the name of your first sexual partner?

@TheDwightMamba

3 ай бұрын

That would be tough answer for me. Do I go with the first time I got laid as my choice or the babysitter?

@jdrano2215

2 ай бұрын

To easy, everyone would say hand?

Can we just start a petition on every AM YT post to get rid of this stupid show altogether and give Taylor her own talk show in its place? Same time slot, same production company (you'll still make the money, Colbert), same crew -- just give her fans what we *thought* we were gonna get from the moment Colbert started to tease it -- right up until he dashed our hopes and gave us this debacle. I mean; it's not like she's gonna steal any of your ratings, Stephen.

@jdrano2215

2 ай бұрын

Here's hoping you don't get what you want. Some of these are funny, some fun to watch, add in intros to comedians you didn't know existed. You should be thanking Mr cool, not hating on him.

@elimgarak7330

2 ай бұрын

@@jdrano2215 Please feel free to indicate where I "hated on" Colbert. (I assume that's who you mean by "Mr cool"?) I happen to love his show.