For 45 seconds, House wore a doctor's coat and was a perfectly normal, friendly doctor. For 45 seconds.

@hailtothevic

2 жыл бұрын

His longest time ever!

@k1dn3mesis50

2 жыл бұрын

He really tried. He really did.

@FeralDJ

2 жыл бұрын

And then jumped to assumptions. Hey House, I have a pain in the back of my head too in the same place and I’m puking so I guess I’m in my third trimester! Even tho I’m a dude and I get this sickness routinely. 😏

@Sakosaga

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah for anyone who hasn't seen the show 100% miss leading xD I love house but he definitely is a. Ass and never had it cost on

@brey1720

2 жыл бұрын

Yeppers, a record I'm sure 🤣

"If you can't be nice, why be a doctor?" Never in a million years I could've guessed these words could come from House's mouth.

@santyclause8034

2 жыл бұрын

He is simply cynical, not spiteful. Cynical and nice are not exclusive of the other.

@chaos3088

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure if cuddy n Wilson were there listening to this, their jaw will drop.

@venkyprakashmcc

2 жыл бұрын

@ Pankaj Sarmal.. and I thought Sheldon Cooper exist only in telly tube..

@brossy4411

Жыл бұрын

Writers….

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

It was for a bet. I guess all they had to do was pay House in small doses under the illusion of a bet, he does whatever you want.

For those unaware, if you go look up the episode he admits to a colleague at the end that he made the results up so that the couple would have a nice christmas together.

@lifesgoodeveryone5407

2 жыл бұрын

She fucking but not him lol

@taurusbullheaded8558

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for clarification. I am in a healthcare field, and I am dumbfounded of what he said. I am bout to complaint cuz this will mislead teenagers and thinks it is possible.

@katelynnsoard6870

2 жыл бұрын

What episode was this do you know?

@M_Roshi_

2 жыл бұрын

@@katelynnsoard6870 Season 5 Episode 11 it's in the description

@dragon_toad

2 жыл бұрын

He was also involved in a bet that he could never be so nice to his patients that they would give him gifts out of gratefullness. This blatant lie won him the bt.

Her face at the end was priceless as she realized House just left her with a massive lie to juggle for the rest of their marriage.

@strawberryroad1347

2 жыл бұрын

What, no wait..?

@chilton1975

2 жыл бұрын

🤔

@bandolero7970

2 жыл бұрын

What

@MissKitae

2 жыл бұрын

@@bandolero7970 She cheated and House helped her cover it up by claiming it was spontaneous parthogenesis.

@absentgraph9864

2 жыл бұрын

@@MissKitae ohh so thats the whole story lmfao,i really believed that she could get pregnant withot a man

I'm a virgin, so's my fiance. House "I believe him". Classic!

@rishabhs4956

2 жыл бұрын

Is virgin birth real?! 🙄

@ricot1797

2 жыл бұрын

@@rishabhs4956 no

@programmerpctheory1413

2 жыл бұрын

Theoretically possible but idt it's ever been seen. Or at least recorded

@rsync9490

2 жыл бұрын

@@rishabhs4956 Not in humans no.

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously easier to believe him. If he'd put his stick into someone outside that partnership, the little gremlin would grow there.

House: "It'll calm down by your third trimester. Patient: "I'm not in school." That poor thing.🤭🤭

@c.u.3940

2 жыл бұрын

She very well could have only registered the last two syllables because of shock, my brain some times does that too or if something is mumbled I won’t hear it properly.

@justinjohnson9617

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.u.3940 You may be right but you have to remember she didn't even know she was pregnant and she was in her THIRD trimester.😒

@chamallow989

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.u.3940 In some countries school isn’t in semesters but in trimesters. It was the case for me in middle and high school

@nullfried9762

2 жыл бұрын

I misunderstood that.. I thought being in school will get you pregnant.

@jwrosenbury

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinjohnson9617 Actually, House later said she would give birth in 7 months. So maybe not the third trimester. Or maybe the entire episode is bullshit. Fire the writers. (Maybe not. I would hate to be fired every time I F'd up.)

The girl's reaction is classic! House just lied his ass off for her. She knows it. For one wild moment, she's grateful. And then she realizes that she is going to have to live this lie for the rest of her life. She won't be able to make it stick forever. No way. Someday, she's still going to have to answer for this. All House did was buy her time and wash his hands of the whole thing. Well acted!

@utuber1752

Жыл бұрын

The acting in the whole show is great. Once the word got out I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have actors lining up down the street to be on House. Actor's show.

@nikosgreek352

Жыл бұрын

Not necessarily. Men often raise another man's kid for their whole lives without ever knowing. She doesnt HAVE to tell him. Only way he can know is with a paternity test but he's too naive to try it.

@meghanstanley1765

Жыл бұрын

@@nikosgreek352 Yeah, but there's literally no chance the kid could actually be his. He's going to figure out that immaculate conception isn't a thing in humans sooner rather than later.

@nikosgreek352

Жыл бұрын

@@meghanstanley1765 I disagree. He's naive enough to believe it now so there's no reason that should change. Moreover if he stays with her and takes over as father to the baby he will be emotionally invested. He will WANT to believe it. Even if a normal man tells him "boy she's obviously lying" he wont want to listen. And if they have a few kids afterwards that are indeed their own the whole thing will be cemented. Deep down he will know. But he wont want that knowledge to surface. Its like a woman who is with a very dominant man who occasionally cheats but loves her and always comes back home. She loves him dearly so she pretends not to notice. So long as she feels he loves her and only her and he doesnt rub his indiscretions to her face he doesnt mind. Deep down she knows but its like: I dont know if he does it but even if he does the others are temporary toys. Im his queen and he loves me. I dont know anything else and I dont wanna know anything else.

@ezon1844

Жыл бұрын

Unless the baby comes out black.

The boyfriend was so naive that after hearing the results he covered his mouth and looked up as if was really a miracle baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rowanbelling3931

Жыл бұрын

Either that boy was brought up REALLY religious, or he’s got fewer IQ points than advertised.

@martinraxyz

Жыл бұрын

He only did that, because it said so in the script. 😁

@JM-db8ez

Жыл бұрын

@@martinraxyz man I bet you're fun at parties

@martinraxyz

Жыл бұрын

@@JM-db8ez Hehe!!!

@shosnine86

Жыл бұрын

Yup! In reality no man would fall for such bullshit and ask for DNA test.

“Can’t I get pregnant sitting on a toilet seat?” “Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat” Edit: The fact I have gotten 6.8k likes from simply quoting dialect amazes and confuses me all at once. Thanks I guess?

@briannorris1548

2 жыл бұрын

Probably one of his best lines

@diamondbentley7469

2 жыл бұрын

That cracked me up. 🤣

@idc170293

2 жыл бұрын

And she then proceeds to not get the joke and tell her guy that House did say that it is possible.

@claireshawcroft2999

2 жыл бұрын

I spat my drink out with that line 🤣

@HawkinaBox

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine if they went the entire pregnancy believing this and telling people, and then the baby comes out black

@tychoMX

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it’s not like Jesus was a Nordic blonde, as he :p ?

@peterdickinson7842

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer Call The Midwife. Though this is formulaic too don't know if that's a word?

@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_

2 жыл бұрын

@@gengis737 Is that how it works? Two white parents and a black kid pops out of the mother?

@gengis737

2 жыл бұрын

@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Yes, color skin can skip one or two generations. Look at biracial families, some kids are dark brown, others white, some have curled hairs, others not.

I can't believe I almost fell for House's shenanigans the first time I watched this. I was like "They show animations so it MUST be true." But when I heard the word parthenogenesis, I'm like: "Wait... I've been bamboozled."

@arboldenjenkins3105

2 жыл бұрын

dang, i believed it until i read some comments. i mean i didn't believe it had happened, just was medically possible.

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646

2 жыл бұрын

Dont understand what you mean.

@joshuagross3151

2 жыл бұрын

@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 Parthenogenesis is a form of asexual reproduction. Essentially, House lied to save the couple's relationship. She cheated, they're both idiots, but they'll work it out.

@anaiscardot6674

2 жыл бұрын

Genuinely asking, why? Parthenogenesis is literally the word for the growth of an embryo from just an egg cell

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646

2 жыл бұрын

@@anaiscardot6674 House said partially the truth, parthenogenesis is possible in humans but still never happened the problem is she just cheated the guy

I love his no BS sarcasm. It's hysterical 😂

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

parthenogenesis can that happen?🤣

@52flyingbicycles

Жыл бұрын

Only if the fiancé is an idiot 🤫

House being nice while also winning a bet. A rare sight to see.

@mrsouryes

2 жыл бұрын

he lied

@roryqpotter8242

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrsouryes I am aware… the rest of the episode showed House was trying a win a bet to be nice to patients, and he LIED, which simultaneously won the bet and saved a couple.

@emsydacat9707

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, hello there name buddy!

@roryqpotter8242

2 жыл бұрын

@@emsydacat9707 You’re name’s Rory too??

@emsydacat9707

2 жыл бұрын

@@roryqpotter8242 Yup! Always cool to see, we don't have a very common name, haha

One of those days House is not a jerk might be his happy day.

@TheRealTaco

2 жыл бұрын

If you mean he did the right thing here, I disagree, the poor guy when he finds out the kid isn't his is probably going to kill himself. (if this wasn't a tv show)

@onizukaval

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealTaco He did not do the right thing here the right thing would be to tell the poor guy that's not his kid. instead he lied about a miracle. what's worse is he did it for a bet. I love it 100 percent.

@thedevil1667

2 жыл бұрын

He's also waring a tie and a white coat

@jgage2344

2 жыл бұрын

How could you think not being a jerk would be his happy day ? It’s when he is being a jerk that he would be happiest!

@QueenKordeilia

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealTaco If this wasn't a TV show, the guy would find out the minute he decided to tell anyone with a brain all about his miracle.

This really needed the next 10 seconds of Cuddy confronting him about the level of testing having to take much more time or something and House cynically responding to her, proving that he falsified the test results just to humor the patient.

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

would you believe the parthenogenesis explanation for your girl getting pregnant?🤣

Objection to the title - she's not clueless. She 100% knew that she was pregnant, and she 100% knew how she got that way. She just played ignorant so that her idiot boyfriend wouldn't know she had cheated on him.

@sageseeker9197

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think she knew she was pregnant. Because then, she could just schedule and abortion, and no, the fiance would not be entitled to it because of patient confidentiality. Considering she went to a DOCTOR who said "trimester" and she somehow mistook it for "semester" and THEN asked "can't I get pregnant from a toilet seat" I'mma say she was just stupid. And it's also totally possible she just thought her cycle was late, I mean I've missed mine a few times, never was preggo. It's perfectly normal to not know your pregnant... especially when you aren't very bright.

@DrezzyJackHD

2 жыл бұрын

@@sageseeker9197 have you not seen this episode 😳

@kveld9893

Жыл бұрын

She obviously didn't

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

Жыл бұрын

@@sageseeker9197 well some people are aware of the fact that abortions, like just about any invasive medical procedure, carry risks. So getting an abortion is not like changing your hair color, and can result in infertility, premature birth, etc. The risks are quite small, but they are there, and could materialize. And as risk management tells us, even if probability is low, but the associated value is high... It's multiplication.

@bait5257

Жыл бұрын

@@kveld9893 she obviously did lmao. Did you not watch the episode? She cheated

lol at the end of the episode his boss points out that he couldn't have possibly tested five times without going back for five samples. he then admits that he was just being nice lmfao

@alexanderzack3720

2 жыл бұрын

which was a lie, since he did it because of a bet he had going with wilson (which was also he reason he was so nice in the beginning)

@deadmanx484

2 жыл бұрын

Being nice! Idk ask that guy who's gonna raise someone else's child! Thinking he's Jesus's father.....really these shows are becoming more and more whats it called yes "you F'ked up your morals lemme save your cheating cunt cuz in my dictionary (medical dictionary in this case) says it's totally fine" i hope he gets a Lil lawsuit from the father for false report.

@NightSkeptic

2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone else was going to point out that Cuddy spoke to him about this almost immediately after he left that room. Thank you.

@ryutheslayer123

2 жыл бұрын

I think it is also because it takes a few days for each test to finish running, I might be remembering this wrong

@lbmix4732

2 жыл бұрын

I think Cuddy also says the machine to run the test was broken.

House says that she actually cheated on him and didn't want to break the couple or something later on in the episode. At the end of the day, she should of absolutely been held accountable for cheating. It would've saved this poor chap a lot of trouble down the line, especially when he realizes the kid/baby ain't his. And in all likelyhood, once a cheater, always a cheater will apply to this situation, even more so because she never had any punishment for her actions.

@WarGrowlmon18

2 жыл бұрын

He did it to win some kind of a bet.

@michaelharris9993

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah she totally cheated...but this is the era of woke no woman can ever be bad immoral or wrong only men. Cue Family Guy cutscene

@decrepitwitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelharris9993 why don't you talk that out with a therapist instead of the youtube comment section

@allydef

2 жыл бұрын

Idk why he lied to save the relationship. It was her fault for cheating on her fiancé and she should be held accountable for it 🤷🏻‍♀️

@crazywonderful241

2 жыл бұрын

@@decrepitwitch this!!!! Anytime I see a man or woman under comments like that I cringe lbvs

I feel so bad for the guy... I will never understand why people cheat. How can you betray someone's trust with your full conscious and keep up the pretense that you care about them?

@AhamkaraMommy

Жыл бұрын

Brother, it was an actor.

@sakurafalls2468

Жыл бұрын

@@AhamkaraMommy Yes brother, I realize that, but thank you for pointing out the obvious. Do you think people don't cheat irl? Do you think actors are here to portray things that couldn't possibly happen in reality? You have such a beautiful brain, please use it.

@kateallen7675

11 ай бұрын

told my guy I love him like crazy & will never cheat on him, but if he does we're finished.

@PeterKudelin

10 ай бұрын

keep it up @@kateallen7675

@12thDecember

8 ай бұрын

Do some research. Studies have shown that people _can_ be "unfaithful" and still love their partner, regardless whether they betray their trust with their full *conscience* or not.

Forever one of my favorite house lines 😂 “There would have to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat… but absolutely!”

House as a show deserved so much more

@ravenID429

2 жыл бұрын

Than what?

@subzero8344

2 жыл бұрын

Not than what. He’s saying it deserved more attention and appreciation for how good for a show it is. It truly is a great show.

@ravenID429

2 жыл бұрын

@@subzero8344 I know, it's perfect

@jones2277

2 жыл бұрын

more than what?

@jones2277

2 жыл бұрын

@@subzero8344 it got plenty of attention.

the Christmas music at the end had me in tears😭😭😭

Her face at the end is so satisfactory. There you go. Live with that lie every day when you look at your child out of wedlock. Think of her every time you go to church or every time your husband you cheated on picks the child up.

@santoshd6613

Жыл бұрын

@@alex-lc9yz oh really then go ahead and try to do this in your life and see....

@alex-lc9yz

Жыл бұрын

I already know. My dad isn't my biological dad and loves me just the same.

@alexmoreno2481

Жыл бұрын

​@@alex-lc9yz it's not that people that can't love children that aren't biologically theirs. adoptions are a thing and many, not all granted, but many turn out great for both child and parents. The issue is that this man will go on continuing to believe that this baby was born from just his significant other and that she was faithful to him when in fact she wasn't. The issue is the lying and being unfaithful not about having problems loving a child that isn't biologically your own

@alexmoreno2481

Жыл бұрын

​@@alex-lc9yz and yes while this isn't the "50's" as you put it, being unfaithful is still frowned upon in today's society. It's just that the majority of today's people don't believe being unfaithful is a crime punishable by death anymore. altho some still do but again not all.

@armin3057

Жыл бұрын

@@alex-lc9yz how can you justify what your mom did to her husband?

I've binged this show twice and I haven't gotten tired out it. House is amazing

Knowing how the episode goes and looking at both of the reactions to the results the guys like omg this is fantastic. The girls reaction is like wait ...but...

@sapphireous1083

2 жыл бұрын

How does the episode go? I've never watched House :O

@yourvenparianen5390

2 жыл бұрын

Shes like "damn i cant claim alamony" 🤣

@MichelleLM88

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourvenparianen5390 technically if the guy decides to sign the birth certificate she can even if he has no biological relationship to the kid. Although some of the laws vary on that depending on what state you live in.

@SeraphimDragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@MichelleLM88 which is absolutely ridiculous to begin with. If the kid is not biologically yours, you should be given the choice AFTER being made aware of the fact if you wish to continue being the father. It's fucking rape in a financial sense for 18 YEARS to the man who can't get out of being cheated because he chose to trust a liar. Like many women insist men do when it comes to marriage instead of prenuptial marriage.

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

Жыл бұрын

@@MichelleLM88that may be so, but should he later prove that he did this as the result of being lied to... A lawyer might chime in here.

lol I watched the episode before and he later on tells a colleague that she did cheat and he just didn't want ruin the couple's relationship

@briandkeek

2 жыл бұрын

ohhh

@lounirs

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh it makes so much more sense, i couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous the last scene was lol

@wristdisabledwriter2893

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting the thing he said happened exists it’s just not done by humans. I read of one animal having only a mom in my biology book.

@lukashennig4428

2 жыл бұрын

Dolly the sheep?

@lashellecoleman2754

2 жыл бұрын

U can get pregnant from not having sex

It’s so nice to see a dr taking care of Lois lane.

@millisagingerich1248

3 ай бұрын

Yes she got pregnant by Superman ❤

I love it when House said Merry Christmas in the end 🤣

This episode reminds me of another show with two virgin parents. Except horrifcally it turned she’d been roofied during a night out and somehow not noticed anything wrong when she woke up.

@marco_marks

2 жыл бұрын

What show?

@s6r231

2 жыл бұрын

Oooh what show was that?

@Sight-Beyond-Sight

2 жыл бұрын

I also remember a show about a heavily religious girl who woke up in the woods not knowing what happened to her but her faith had her believe that she was the next Virgin Mary. I just cannot remember the title. When looking it up, I found one that seemed similar called "The Gift" but it doesn't seem quite right...

@natgonzza

2 жыл бұрын

@@marco_marks I think it was SVU and the rapist was a rich friend of the boyfriend.

@pv9445

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sight-Beyond-Sight that’s a Scrubs episode

The writing is so good in this episode. And Hugh Laurie is on top form.

@Kelly-Bob-88

2 жыл бұрын

You're literally applauding the concept of the Antichrist, got it

@azrnzala

2 жыл бұрын

the earlier seasons were so good.

@alfnoakes392

11 ай бұрын

Had an American visitor a few years ago who only knew Hugh Laurie from House. When I showed her his earlier comedy stuff on KZread (Blackadder etc) her jaw dropped.

I love how we all definitely expected to say something at the end like: “..that or she cheated, but whatever helps you sleep at night whether with your fiancé or your lover”

the writing of this show is amazing. and Hugh Laurie is just perfect as House

In truth, she was carrying Clark Kent's super babies.

Him lying is the worst thing, that guy tho being dumb deserved to know the truth

@jamesparson

2 жыл бұрын

I sure someone would explain it to him eventually

@christosmani

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesparson eventually is not soon enough though :-/ 😂

@rosiehawtrey

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry the boyfriend makes Forest Gump look like Heisenberg. He shouldn't inspire sympathy he should inspire government sterilisation because he's too dumb to be allowed to breed.

He forced her into a position where she would ultimately have to tell the truth to her boyfriend that she cheated. There was no immaculate conception.

@meetaverma8372

Жыл бұрын

the thing is, Parthenogenesis does happen, but it ends up becoming a tumor. since there is no follow up, we can't just assume she cheated, she may end up with cancer, which would be so much more sad

@UncleCal

Жыл бұрын

@@meetaverma8372 No, the plot of this episode is obviously directed to her being unfaithful.

@meetaverma8372

Жыл бұрын

@@UncleCal was it ever explicitly said? maybe it's portrayed like that because House saw it like that, but it doesn't need to be the real truth

@UncleCal

Жыл бұрын

@@meetaverma8372 No parthenogenesis has occurred. There is no cancer. The test sheets are just the same copy printed twice, after he ‘checked’ five times. She conceived after sleeping with someone other than her boyfriend.

@pertnerk

Жыл бұрын

@@meetaverma8372 Immediately after this scene, House admits to Cuddy that he lied.

It's a amazing how he can spot diagnose random patients but it takes him all episode to solve the mystery.

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 жыл бұрын

He is so experienced with looking for zebras, that horses appear trivial to him.

@nandoman4769

2 жыл бұрын

Lol well he was right from the start. She cheated. No mystery here.

@aidanmullard8508

2 жыл бұрын

Well that's the point of his job, he takes the impossible cases no one can figure out. his clinic duty stuff, is supplementary for the episode and the meaning behind it, while also showing how good house is.

@Fyodor48

2 жыл бұрын

Erm, you know it's tv, right!

@stevenjohnson4190

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fyodor48 haha don't be funny, Next you will be telling me santa isn't real.

Kudos to the genius who wrote the convincing medical technobabble for this scene!

@kayleekat8895

2 жыл бұрын

But… parthenogenesis can happen. It’s happened in vultures.

@paul16451

2 жыл бұрын

@@kayleekat8895 Maybe but how many people who watched this show would actually know that

@kevincaruthers5412

2 жыл бұрын

@@paul16451 Me. :) Rare but not unheard of in reptiles, some sharks, etc. Recently achieved under lab conditions in mice.

@paul16451

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevincaruthers5412 I'm not saying that nobody would know it...just that most viewers would not...;). Despite the pictures that most news stations have been painting lately, I do understand that not the whole of the American population is entirely stupid...😊😊

@Sight-Beyond-Sight

2 жыл бұрын

They also recently genetically manipulated a female mouse's DNA to do this.

"I'm not in school." *Confused face* "Neither is your foetus." 😅🤦🏻‍♀️😆

@TheMwendaa

2 жыл бұрын

Think she was thinking of se-mester 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anonymmynona8219

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMwendaa when I studied in the Uk we did actually have trimesters. It was a bit confusing tbf

@maurobertolone5198

7 ай бұрын

@@TheMwendaa yeah trimesters is very common outside US

If you can't be nice, why be a doctor? You really need to know this series and character to realise how hilarious it is to hear House say it!🤣

For the first 45 seconds this was a glimpse into an alternate universe where House was a nice, normal doctor

House unknowingly may have just started a cult.

While technically possible it doesn't result in a viable fetus, since the cells lack certain information, it just develops into a tumor.

@PrimeSky98

2 жыл бұрын

How do you know?

@Ellestra

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrimeSky98 Humans have imprinted genes. The DNA you get in sperm has a different imprint then the one you get from egg. You need both kinds to have all the development genes that result in viable baby. If you have only one then the embryo cannot develop properly. Humans cannot do parthenogenesis.This is also why you cannot combine two eggs or two sperm in vitro to get a baby.

@PrimeSky98

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ellestra oh

@XSilver_WaterX

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ellestra well, the tumor baby or possibly a dormant sperm from her fathers side that wasn't properly digested from her mothers womb and transferred to her as mistaken nutrition. Incest baby?

@Kamisora

2 жыл бұрын

I've had these tumours before. Dermoid teratomas. It ain't fun for me as they are quite painful and always means surgery but my doctors are always super fascinated.

🤣🤣🤣 still loving this!!! I miss Dr House so much... 😭

The dude reaction in the end had me laughing.😂😂

House knew she was a cheater. He played the poor sap of a fiance. Poor dude was that stupid.

@niBBunn

2 жыл бұрын

He's not stupid, just gullible. But who can really blame him, when it's the supposed best diagnostician in town telling you the lie?

Except you cut the scene afterwards where he admits he lied to a co-worker lmao

@definitelyarealperson248

2 жыл бұрын

What, really. That’s messed up. Obviously i feel bad for her since she was probably raised in a holier than thou Christian household that imposed these ridiculous conservative views on her, but she also cheated. And now that guy is stuck with a cheater. I’m 99% sure there’s several hipa violations here. She’s there confused wondering how she got away with it snd there’s a high chance she’ll think she can get away with it again. And when that child needs medical information from both their parents families, they won’t be able to.

So the guy is going to raise a child not his with a wife who cheated on him because House won a bet. That is pretty sinister

@austrobok2958

Жыл бұрын

No, in the REAL world it get's aborted. Immaculate abortion if you will..🙄

"I believe him." such a brutally funny line.

I LOVE HOW HE LOOKED UP AT THE END

This was so unprofessional and unkind to the fiance and the future of this child. House wasn't being kind thinking of his patients feelings but his own selfish thoughts. He put a mother thinking she can get away with a lie and her child will grow up confused not knowing his medical history and their family history. This will fall apart one day in the worse way.

@ho-ry5uf

2 жыл бұрын

do you even know house? since when he is kind thinking lol ?

@Yasemin_Sky

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. But it's a show in reality drs don't do this. (least I hope) haha.

@faelialuxe

2 жыл бұрын

Chill, it’s a TV show 😂

@thematrix3663

2 жыл бұрын

House most likely was an asperger's case and had very limited empathy. He was actually very nice (for him) here.

@potocatepetl

2 жыл бұрын

@@thematrix3663 you didn't watch the series, did you? he is far from any aspergers....

the christmas music at the end was great, really ties it all together

I'm pretty sure I accidentally broke up an engaged couple when I worked in an ER getting patients registered. Was getting into from a woman and asked her emergency contact, she says Rob, he's my fiance, we're getting married next month! Further into the registration a guy finds her and goes "Oh, there's my baby, oh baby I'm so worried about you, you know nothing in the world is now imprudent than you, you're my everything, etc. etc." So I'm like "Ah this must be Rob!" And he goes "Huh? Who the f*ck is Rob????" She replies "Oh he's no one, just an old contact the hospital had on record."

They need to show why house did this..... It was to prove to Wilson that patients get him gifts too.

honestly would have preferred an episode were a virgin couple got pregnant because they were doing petting etc and it got transmitted via hand or something. As far as I know it's possible and it would have been also informative for audiences to always USE PROTECTION

@potocatepetl

2 жыл бұрын

@Bla Bla yep, J.D. became a father that way

@ewicky

2 жыл бұрын

"always USE PROTECTION" You know, your parents didn't. And if you ever want a kid of your own, you'll need to ignore your own advice too.

@melima_

2 жыл бұрын

@@ewicky LMAO what kind of comment is this?? dude do you need help??

@ewicky

2 жыл бұрын

@@melima_ My comment's purpose was to demonstrate the absurdity of your comment, specifically your suggestion that the audience needed to be told the advice to "always USE PROTECTION". I cited specific science-based facts, simplifying and relating them back to a real-world examples, and used proper case, instead of just making a blanket statement of advice in all caps. No, I don't need help, thanks though 👍.

@levilandes1719

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ewicky You sir, are a weirdo.

First rule of House: “Patients lie”.

That guy's happy face at the news made me cry

The immaculate conception refers to Mary being conceived without original sin. It is not referring to the birth of Jesus. Just an FYI 🙂

@jdotoz

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone gets this wrong.

@Rooshii

2 жыл бұрын

Scrolled SO FAR to get to this comment! So annoying how everyone gets this wrong. The Immaculate Conception is not even a very old concept in Catholicism, only as old as the Lourdes apparitions.

@jdotoz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rooshii Actually the dogma was promulgated four years before Lourdes. More to the point, the idea as formulated goes back to at least the Middle Ages but pieces of it can be seen in the very early Church Fathers.

@TheNoybusiness

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rooshii "Scrolled SO FAR to get to this comment!" Same.

@Rooshii

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdotoz ah thank you! I didn't know about the 4 years before Lourdes fact, that's so interesting! And I had a vague idea of the dogma being an earlier concept but I couldn't figure out how to formulate it in my comment so I gave up 😅🤣.

Lucky women, had no idea House would lie for her like that.

@sexymonkey4979

2 жыл бұрын

I must of missed this episode so was house lying or not lmao

@twinkletwinkle3488

2 жыл бұрын

@@sexymonkey4979 wondering the same

@Bigmojojo

2 жыл бұрын

@@sexymonkey4979 of course he was lying. Women can't get pregnant like that. Also he even said afterwards to Wislon she cheated but didn't want to ruin their marriage

@KingGrapeBear

2 жыл бұрын

@@sexymonkey4979 100% lying... he did for a bet... I don't know how subjecting another man to raising a child that isn't his is nice but hi, this aired...

@osumanaaa9982

2 жыл бұрын

@@sexymonkey4979 He was just messing around. He made a bet with Wilson about being nice to patients and since Christmas was close, he didn't miss the chance. I don't remember the exact detail, but it either takes much more time to run the test or the machine itself was broken. Either ways, there was no way he could have run the test 5 times and this case only happens with some animals not humans.

I love how he tried so hard but just couldn't 🤣🤣🤣

i dont know who writes the scripts for all this but they deserve a medal.

A splash pregnancy, however, is possible... so "other stuff in bed" could potentially cause a pregnancy.

@ChristinaaArmani

2 жыл бұрын

Yes potentially, but they'd still have to be unclothed.

@davidolsen1222

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, guy. She cheated on you.

@lizanna6390

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that she claimed to be a virgin after he told her she is pregnant, I'd understand "I can't be!" But "im a virgin" is strange. Plus she brought her boyfriend down there to try and prove her faithfulness. It's possible. More likely than magical mommy only pregnancy. Interesting if it turned out to be a boy

@thecryovproject

Жыл бұрын

@@davidolsen1222 Potential or possible, not that it was said to be probable though

@davidolsen1222

Жыл бұрын

@@thecryovproject Bayes theorem how often does this hypothetical thing happen vs. how often does the alternative happen? Background rate of cheating in a relationship is pretty common from all statistics I've seen, and splash pregnancy is absurdly far fetched. I mean sure your vasectomy could repair itself spontaneously and the break again.. but the odds of that are much less than cheating in a relationship. When you hear galloping... think horse, not zebra.

This truly is a miracle, the father's Kryptonian!

@Tremor2007

2 ай бұрын

What is impossible for a Hexenbiest?

Cuddy later in the episode: Oh no House , you're confusing nice and evil again ... 🤣

The face of the man was so priceless at the end. Holy immaculata😂

she cheated on him... with Superman.

@dragon_paths9322

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Bitsie

house was ahead of its time amazing show

You can see why he won several Emmy’s.

House being nice is such a treat to watch. As he realises how he's tricking the fiance, and the woman realises how House lied for her, just excellent

If you can't be nice , why be a doctor golden words by Dr . House

I am waiting for 6 hours. Ha ha ha. That was early for the dr to return to them. Merry Christmas

Human parthenogenesis seemed too insane, even for House MD standards. I was relieved to learn in the end he made it all up

It's a Kryptonian pregnancy, so yeah it's miraculous!

9 months later, joy is bundled🤣🤣🤣

When he came back in I thought he was going to say she had a tumor in her uterus or something. This is awful

I waited for the guy at the end to shout: Hallelujah!

The church bell sounds behind them was 👌

Wow! Lois got knocked up by cheating on Clark. Explains why John got no powers lol

I had to make sure in the comments that this wasn't actually true because I just got a horrible fear unlocked. Now it's locked again thank god

@imaadahere

2 жыл бұрын

I think I had the same 'oh hell no' moment watching No Men Beyond This Point. Living in a world where my body could spontaneously decide to become pregnant. Nope, no thanks.

Favorite clinic hours of House!!!

Decided to watch the episode after watching this clip. I forgot how emotional it was.

If the truth comes out later, couldn’t the guy sue the doctor for lying?

@rebeccav.3451

2 жыл бұрын

Technically, the guy wasn't his patient; the girl was.

@msnlitadventures9597

2 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccav.3451 True. Still he kind of put his reputation on the line by saying such an outrageous lie. But they’ve shown more ridiculous things on medical shows that this lol

@btsarmyforever3816

9 ай бұрын

@@rebeccav.3451 In paternity test the guy is also involved. So the guy can sue. That's how it work in my country.

Her voice sounds so different from then to now, like can still hear it, but can notice the slight shift in the sound of her voice as she is now, but didnt know she was on a episode of house.

For some reason, of all the years I sat next to my mom watching this show while growing up -- this episode is legit all I can remember when I think about the show.

The guy's face in the end lol😂😂 He is like god send a angle 😆😂

I mean this lie only works if she has a girl. And that the girl looks veryyyyyy similar to the mother if not identical due to the lack of genetic variation

@potocatepetl

2 жыл бұрын

nah, she'll say she inherited some traits from the grandparents (her parents) as well, which is normal, we all do.

@thisulwickramarachchi2380

2 жыл бұрын

How is she having a girl make the lie work?

@Murdo2112

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisulwickramarachchi2380 Because if it was a boy, it would demonstrate the presence of a Y chromosome, which can only be passed on from the father.... no father, no Y chromosome, therefore it has to be a girl.

@thisulwickramarachchi2380

2 жыл бұрын

@@Murdo2112 but how is having a girl gonna make the lie of sleeping with a another man work?

@Murdo2112

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisulwickramarachchi2380 ...... because it would be impossible for her to produce a boy without a man to have provided the Y - chromosome. ... women don't have them. Having a Y - chromosome is what makes the embryo develop into a male.

This episode was a suspense thriller.. we never knew the guy who was between her and the toilet seat..

House as soon as he walks back to the nurses station, "I told you I could get them to believe it..."

Watching the first 30 secs of this made me go “Uhhhhhh whatcha pullin here doc? You ok?”

“If you can’t be nice,why be a doctor?” 💀💀

They are going to have such high expectations for that baby

😂I have got to rewatch this show. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed it. 😂

The guy looking up always gets me.

“I was doing so well”😭😭😭

"if there was a guy sitting between you and a toilet seat." *Annoyed sigh* "I was doing so well..."

Oh hey Lois!

The nice side of house comes out😅. He wanted them to enjoy Christmas.

There has always been a little bit of me that wanted this to be a true case, and not a wind up by House.

“I believe him” 🤣

Doctor: merry Christmas Patient: in shock

You actually know how patients are like before and after being right here in this hospital clinic .