It’s strange how the word “scientists” ended up being one of the funniest in the English language.

@Jojojamjar

Ай бұрын

I now find all science funny

@secondchance6603

Ай бұрын

It's right up there with, 'experts said'.

@ryelor123

Ай бұрын

You can thanks science journalism for that.

@-someone-.

Ай бұрын

The word scientific. Go to google translate, Latin to English. on the Latin side type Sci enti fic (3 words) The English translation is ?

@Jojojamjar

Ай бұрын

@@-someone-. well i did that I got "Sci enti fic" as the latin so whats your point here

If the parrot says good afternoon Lady's and gentlemen, will it be caught and caged for being transphobic?

@jamesjohnson1050

Ай бұрын

In New York, it probably would. They literally removed the phrase Ladies and Gentlemen from the subway announcements to be more iClUsIvE.

@NinjaxWizardGoVroom

Ай бұрын

Yes!!! California just passed a law that if you misgender someone they can lock you up for 10 years!!!

@Adam-sd2ow

Ай бұрын

@@jamesjohnson1050 Same in London I believe

@openeyes-411

Ай бұрын

*EVERY* (sane) *STATE* needs to follow the lead of AK gov Sarah Huckabee - from the BOTTOM-UP is how _We The People_ will take our world back!!! 💪😎👍

@grondhero

Ай бұрын

"That bird is speciesest!"

The fact that a person like Paris Hilton has a voice in the US congress speaks volumes about how broken that system is.

@xtlm

Ай бұрын

All sorts of people speak to congress for all sorts of reasons.

@GazGuitarz

Ай бұрын

@@xtlm Don't know why they are freaking useless.

@zwan1886

Ай бұрын

The only version of Paris Hilton you even know is an actress that the real Paris Hilton was playing for a fake reality tv show. This is why people were shocked at her voice. If this isn’t obvious to you then idk

@somuchbaloney6283

Ай бұрын

She's come out a few times in defense of kids who are abused. Her parents put her in one of those kidnap bootcamps for 2 yrs where she staff were interested in cavity searched. her parentsand told everyone she was at boarding school -- even her siblings! This is all in her book.

@Triggernlfrl

Ай бұрын

It is just a show....

The MRNA Nanotechnology Jabs will be the 6G antenna.

@ermagerd101

Ай бұрын

A lot of "antenna's" have already gone to the scrapheap. Will there be any left to serve the purpose?

@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217

Ай бұрын

5G doesn't exist; The inventor of 2G, 3G, 4G, 4G LTE makes clear 5G does not exist, *it's a marketing/advertising huge deception/lie as the inventor points out,* he basically stated that "5G" is really 4G w/ a mix of newer protocols etc - in other words 4G LTE is what they are so dishonestly calling "5G". People should spend much more time looking into it diligently, assidousdly, rigorously, cogently and wisely _[meaning rational sensible critical thinking aka your spirit and mind]_ in order to be an authentic dependable reliable truth spreader instead of getting easily hoodwinked by faux-trustworthy sources on the matter that present themselves as "authoritative" because they went by feelings + lack of experiential knowledge on the matter and not competent research that reveals hard facts. I have provided below some of the bevy of evidence of what i'm stating for those interested in spreading accurate info as part of being veritable truth seekers and tellers if they care utmostly about spreading hard facts/truth *not* very entertaining spurious click-bait-money-making conspiracy community rumours/half-truths since if one cares about the former they do so because they truly care *not* to mislead others because they care about being an honest, reliable, diligent, quality competent truth spreader; techrepublic _[insert period]_ kom _[forward slash]_ article _[forward slash]_ a-conversation-about-5g-with-inventor-of-mimo infoworld _[insert period]_ kom _[forward slash]_ article _[forward slash]_ 3031078 _[forward slash]_ 5g-follies-the-network-that-doesnt-exist _[insert period]_ html howtogeek _[insert period]_ kom _[forward slash]_ 399560 _[forward slash]_ 5g-e-isnt-real-5g.-heres-what-you-need-to-know gigaom _[insert period]_ kom _[forward slash]_ 2013 _[forward slash]_ 04 _[forward slash]_ 23 _[forward slash]_ 5g-doesnt-exist-yet-lets-stop-abusing-the-term southdacola _[insert period]_ kom/blog _[forward slash]_ 2019 _[forward slash]_ 02 _[forward]_ does-5g-even-exist-sprint-argues-that-it-doesnt-yet

@Knightcraft42

Ай бұрын

Worse part is they will still send you a monthly lmao lol

@ThankfulFailure

Ай бұрын

That’s what will happen. Look up the video ‘Nanotechnology: Hacking Humans’.

@bullydully7428

Ай бұрын

I recently saw a video explaining how hitachi 10 years ago developed a rfd chip the size of dust

If BBC was Alex Jones, they'd be fined £1.5 billion every time they complete a sentence.

@l337pwnage

Ай бұрын

No, Alex got fined for speaking the truth, so the BBC is safe.

@user-re9mz2bt1e

Ай бұрын

@@l337pwnage NA it's all a play to get the meatheads to obey him even more, like cooper said alex was always a government plant.

@Triggernlfrl

Ай бұрын

@@l337pwnage No Alex is fined to promote the gatekeeping shill..

@l337pwnage

Ай бұрын

@@Triggernlfrl That is certainly possible. His chief problem is if you just take any of his shows and replace "lizard", "alien", "reptilian", and a few other Alexisms all with one single word, and you would know exactly how the world works.

A ban on politicians lying sounds good in theory. In reality, the powers that be will define what "truth" is (by publishing misleading statistics and such) and call everyone else a liar.

@Popepaladin

Ай бұрын

And the classic politician speak is not outright lying but speaking needlessly ambiguously so it would be up to interpretation what counts as lying and what doesn't.

@michaelmapes4119

Ай бұрын

@meet conservatives they do that now

@forsociopoliticalstuff2629

Ай бұрын

Better than nothing at all, sad to say.

@witlesswonderthe2nd883

Ай бұрын

Politicians can identify as truth tellers because identifying and being are not the same thing but get sold as it is.

@openeyes-411

Ай бұрын

WTH do you mean *_will_* define? Ain't ya watchin' Hooper???!!! 😂

Now corporations are just blatantly using people by making them antennas. My antenna fee will be exactly 10 million per year.

@miguelnascimento2847

Ай бұрын

Ask for more. 1B a year sounds good

@ACium.

Ай бұрын

You take check?

@stejer211

Ай бұрын

You people believe everything you read, as long as it fits your agenda.

@rogersimmons8788

Ай бұрын

I'm not sure if I can sustain an erection for the rest of my life. I'll give it a go, though.

@Charles.Wright

Ай бұрын

oi you got a loicense for that 6G m8

6G? More like order 66

@matiasluukkanen7718

Ай бұрын

This guy gets it!

@Filterdeez

Ай бұрын

More like order 666, bring on the rapture!

@DannyBZ9

Ай бұрын

666!

What has me stunned is that Paris Hilton has fans...

@purplehermit1607

Ай бұрын

Her testimony was a must hear honestly. It's to get awareness for child abuse and sa.

@luisdiaz1980

Ай бұрын

@@purplehermit1607 yep I heard about it. I was just trolling 😂 In fact I did like her in House of Wax. She looks great for her age still.

@kaj7135

Ай бұрын

@@luisdiaz1980She has no excuse not to look good. She’s been rich af her entire fucking life. lol

@luisdiaz1980

Ай бұрын

@@kaj7135 lots of rich people age like shit. What are you on about?

Whenever you hear the line experts say- be prepared to be inundated with bullshits

Human antenas in: 2020 - YOU ARE CRAZY 2024 - TrUsT tHe sCieNcE

Zac Hasselhoff

@maestroaxeman

Ай бұрын

Kinda has that vibe like the "butthole chin" Jim Carrey had in the movie "Me, Myself & Irene"🤔🙄😒🤣

We Boomers remember as children being asked to adjust the rabbit-ear antennas on a TV and, when we tried to step away, being told to step back and keep holding the antennas because that provided perfect reception.

"Shocking: Hefty pets would benefit from eating less, researchers find! "

@a.mathis9454

Ай бұрын

Or send them to the space station. 😂

0:28, "That's a man baby, Yea...!" - Austin Powers 👀😅

I knew a guy who's legal name was "Life" The hospital staff misunderstood that it was supposed to be "Leif."

@hansemannluchter643

Ай бұрын

Rife?

@TP-yy3zx

Ай бұрын

Leaf?

@kaj7135

Ай бұрын

Was his last name Erickson? HINGA DINGA DURGIN!

Zac slowly morphing into The Hof.

@Dinosaurchickin

Ай бұрын

Ozempic face?

@joycampi7233

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ireaditnerd8306

Ай бұрын

@@Dinosaurchickin No, not Ozempic. He knows how to lose/gain weight as he's been in shape many times before. He's had this face for a few years now as well. It's from jaw surgery to enhance his jaw.

@MrMarbles0Xecution

Ай бұрын

@@ireaditnerd8306 Nah, Zac took roids for baywatch movie.

@forsociopoliticalstuff2629

Ай бұрын

@@ireaditnerd8306from what I’ve heard, the “new face” is due to overuse of HGH.

I am a man! I am not a freaking antenna!

@openeyes-411

Ай бұрын

C'mon dude - everyone knows antennas are gender neutral!

@GazGuitarz

Ай бұрын

No! soon you will be a rechargeable battery that powers your new antenna limb.

@infinitejest441

Ай бұрын

“I’m a doctor Jim!” 😂

Hire the parrot

@infinitejest441

Ай бұрын

He works for peanuts

This is why Corporations want to build “Human Storage” like in Hong Kong everywhere

If the council messed up my kids name, I hope they have a lot of money to cover a lawsuit.

@Adam-sd2ow

Ай бұрын

There's lots of Pasty's in Newcastle.

Another word for lying is misinformation or disinformation, yet it is only people that disagree or question lying politicians that are accused of misinfo

Zac Efron and other Disney stars are products of their genetics division. Yes, Disney has a genetics lab.

@juliaday2974

Ай бұрын

Oohhhh I never did get down that rabbit hole😮

@jamad-y7m

Ай бұрын

Oh you saw a video from the Onion and you thought it was real Lmao

@mysticnomad3577

Ай бұрын

@@jamad-y7m they actually have it go look.

@mysticnomad3577

Ай бұрын

@@jamad-y7m I'm guessing you don't believe eugenics exists then? Lol

@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895

28 күн бұрын

Wtf. Wtaf. I did not know.

Remember kids, the whole 304 culture of today was laid down by Kim K and Paris glamourizing streetwalkers.

@saltycat662

Ай бұрын

Men did that long before they did. Playboy magazine was around long before them and glamorized smut. Women do it for fame and money, men do it simply for lust.

@xtlm

Ай бұрын

Yes but how is that relevant to this video

@kaj7135

Ай бұрын

@@myownmasterpiece8788Great great grandmother.

@evonne315

Ай бұрын

I don't know what 304 culture even is.

@shoebill4887

Ай бұрын

@@evonne315it's hoe, if you type it on an old fashioned calculator and turn it upside down or look at an old digital clock at 3:04 you'll see it

People as antenas.. done did it! Least to some of us. Don't go under in a hospital, best advice

Everytime I read "experts say", my brain just shuts down and forgets everything I've read until that point and ingores the rest.

What a perrrrrfect opportunity to use the expression “fat cats”

A Dyslexic Registrar? Now THAT'S what I pay my taxes for........

@hansemannluchter643

Ай бұрын

Bwian?

@JoseSilveira-newhandleforYT

Ай бұрын

Possibly a newly integrated "migrant".

@TP-yy3zx

Ай бұрын

I hope Pasty sue him

@CubiCNooBiC

Ай бұрын

Idk when you name your daughter Patsy in 2024 I am pretty sure Pasty will not be that bad, no one will even notice... “tomato, tomâto”

@openeyes-411

Ай бұрын

​@@CubiCNooBiC I hope the child caucasian at least... 😂

It’s a lot easier for the liberal establishment to focus on the so called change in Paris Hilton’s voice than it is to discuss the contents of her case.

@witlesswonderthe2nd883

Ай бұрын

Strange isn’t that one, I never noticed the change when I listened to her testimony as my focused was on what she was actually saying.

@weswolever7477

Ай бұрын

What was she talking about? I’m genuinely curious

When did Paris Hilton begin her transition?

@lesliewelch6551

Ай бұрын

Who is she?

@MR-xo6sh

Ай бұрын

MTF

@weekendmom

Ай бұрын

@@MR-xo6sh Very likely.

@DarkChao7

Ай бұрын

@@MR-xo6sh FTM not MTF

@micksteel007

Ай бұрын

That is a men ​@@DarkChao7

The Paris Hilton thing is old news to people who don’t keep their head up their backside. She plays people and they lap it up.

They've been draining our energy for yonks, hence why we're all so tired, ageing super fast and experiencing early age related illnesseses that we shouldn't be.

@Filterdeez

Ай бұрын

All the rituals and screens. Scary stuff

@infinitejest441

Ай бұрын

Gee, I thought it was the microplastics

poor little pasty.......

It is when they put your child's name as mo ham hed, then you should start worrying. There should be a law about politician's lying, when caught lying 6 months in prison, plus £100,000 fine, then see what happens.

1:05 - a “pasty” is a sticker that is used to cover a certain part of the female breast in venues that cater to adult male entertainment

@s_m_v

Ай бұрын

🙄 For those with limited life experience, perhaps.

@braincereal4288

Ай бұрын

Thank you for pointing that out, you beat me to it. Doubt the staff misspelled it so bad as to include an extra "r" for pastry. Let's put the correct pasty photo in!

@andrewjosephdotson1359

24 күн бұрын

​@@braincereal4288Actually, if you're from Wales, a pasty is indeed a small meat pie and they've spelled it correctly. Maybe you need a little more brain cereal? 🥣 Lol.

@braincereal4288

23 күн бұрын

@@andrewjosephdotson1359 So you prefer breasts WITH pasties? Odd, but to each his own. Also, I suppose I could preface everything I write on here with "Well, here in the states,..." but that seems weirder than some humorless rando from Wales lecturing me on proper meat pie terminology. lol

@andrewjosephdotson1359

23 күн бұрын

@@braincereal4288 We take our meat pies very seriously. Definitely prefer the pies.

Wait, you can pass a law to stop politicians from lying? That's an option?

At least they considered a BAN for Politicians lying...

0:00 - HELL NO THEY WON'T. Especially if they have inherited heart conditions! That's why I am OFF that stuff.

Served them right for naming their baby "Patsy".

Stupidity has no bounds. And we've only seen a very small sampling of it. The Devil is really working over time!

@infinitejest441

Ай бұрын

Put the blame where it lies, on humans.

Let's hope Pasty never wears pasties :*

@robbiekop7

Ай бұрын

Or goes to Cornwall as they will claim her as they're own

@parazatico9030

Ай бұрын

@@robbiekop7 Or encounters a seagull.

Simply delightful

I honestly had forgotten that Paris Hilton exists its been so long that I've heard her name mentioned I could never figure out what she was know for to begin with

@ThankfulFailure

Ай бұрын

Probably an AI clone test run.

@IsaacCline-ru7ls

Ай бұрын

Think of her last name - Ponder on it for a while. Try to connect the dots. I have faith that you'll figure it out...

@Dinosaurchickin

Ай бұрын

She’s been speaking out about the wilderness boot camps that people send troubled kids to that are really abusive and horrible

@joycampi7233

Ай бұрын

​@@IsaacCline-ru7ls😂😂😂😂😂

@n0odles86

Ай бұрын

Nepo baby.

Exactly why I continue to drive a stick shift. Glad my dad taught me.

@jakeroberts7435

Ай бұрын

That's why Zelinskis wife just purchased a Bugatti, they're hard to start, or different, makes them harder to steal. Hard to spell also, but l ain't lookin' that shit up.

@hlf_coder6272

Ай бұрын

They're getting almost impossible to find though. I bought an M2 a few years ago just to have one again, but RWD wasn't great for the area I'm in. I wanted to get another stick, but none of the models I was interested in even offered it. And I was looking at sporty cars too. I wound up going with an Audi RS3, but it's auto. Sucks. It used to be an option on 80% of cars.

@andyman8630

Ай бұрын

@@hlf_coder6272 auto used to be an option on a small percentage of cars

0:38 What could go wrong with that 6G BS implementation? 😂😂😂

I actually watched Paris Hilton during her testimony and had no idea what she had been through. She's now advocating for other young people and the only take away for some is "her voice sounds different"?? 🤦

@user-zv1zz5xd3j

Ай бұрын

This is a tacky rage bait channel, what do you expect lol.

The irony of the BBC reporting about a ban on lying

Paris Hilton, that's a man, baby!

0:36 Her eyes both want to go in different directions.

@bullymalinux1458

Ай бұрын

Probably had one put out in a ritual.

@jakeroberts7435

Ай бұрын

Have you no shame, she only has one good eye like my wife, the one eye love.

We all know how good Paris Hilton`s "ORAL" skills are!!

Thanks‼️for the several LOL today sure needed them

When I was a kid I knew a girl named Casey Omelia, but everyone called her Pasty Oatmeal.

Hahaha. The very last bit. I was overseas in the USN and had a buddy whose last name was misspelled on all of his paperwork/uniforms etc. It was somehow misspelled either at his recruiter or basic and they convinced him it would be too much trouble to correct.

Who’s a fan of Paris Hilton 😂

@MrWallace484

Ай бұрын

Who?

@jenniferjones3408

Ай бұрын

NO ONE

@Huey_Freeman357

Ай бұрын

Don't be a fan period of anyone unless you know them personally.

@bdawg-qj9bq

Ай бұрын

She looked great in that one night in Paris movie. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Basuko_Smoker

Ай бұрын

Literally no one

The fact that politicians blocking a law to make them be truthful speaks volumes in and of itself. You would have to vocationally reprogam them. And I don't think there are enough therapisst in the world to attempt that task!

Lol is Paris Hilton still a thing?

The greatest anti theft tool is having a manual car. Thankfully I only drive manuals. But, nobody would want to steal my 06 Mazda3. ha ha

I like driving manual cars. It makes me feel like I am in control.

Using "hefty" instead of "fat" to describe a pet's weight truly is a sign we are living on a clown planet.

0:49 they also tried to steal a cop car first thinking they were 911 turbo's

If I were a professional car thief, I’d probably take the time to learn to drive a manual 😂😂😂

Honestly these videos are really helping with the despair of modern life. When i see something crazy or incomprehensible, I just start humming this song and stop worrying about it.

I don't have any "wasted energy". Maybe they can find a way to help us tap into our energy more rather than tap into our energy and just take it.

I can relate to the last one. I have two birth certificates. One with the incorrect name, and the second correcting the incorrect one.

Now we are human batteries like Neo. Are they going to plug us in to the wall to recharge us when we go flat or just scoop crickets down our throats for the extra energy?

This t-shirt store has the strangest commercials!

I thought the claims of coof shots putting strange materials in us, but they want to use us as antennae now? lol

These are the dumbest news stories of all time.

The owners of hefty pets should be charged with animal abuse/neglect. If they're overweight it's literally not the pets fault.

@debbiecurtis4021

Ай бұрын

What about cats who roam and are fed by several well- meaning neighbours?

@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895

28 күн бұрын

@@debbiecurtis4021… charge the neighbors… theyre not well meaning. Theyre fools

The baby name, the real bizarre thing...why is a council NAMING A BABY?????

0:09 Every time one of them lies, they should lose $1 per hour of their salary.

Just seen on the news where they’re having paralyzed stomachs

Last one reminds me of the woman who wanted to name her daughter Tempass, but wrote Temptress.

What the hell does Paris Hilton possibly have to say the she needs to take up the time of our elected officials? Don’t they have more important……..oh, wait….never mind.

Waiting for all the “Cool American car bros” to come in and say “well thats why I drive a manual” when they see the thieves failing to steal the porsche headline. 😂

@kirkjohnson6638

Ай бұрын

Nobody would ever refer to themself as a cool-car bro unless they were european, gay, and drove something lame like a Porsche.

@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895

28 күн бұрын

What a weird cope

Someone tried to steal my car and couldn't drive the manual transmission.

Zac Effron got into an accident that ripped off most of his lower jaw. He almost bled to death. Anyone would get plastic surgery after that

I thought that about effrons face the whole time i was watching the iron claw

0:14 look at men to women ratio and see why we have soft on crime policies.

I had identical twin girls. And when their care cards/health cards arrived one of them had a different last name 😂😂😂 typos but identical twin typo.... c’mon man (FJB voice)

The parrot one made me smile

“Scientists want to use people as antennas” -too late.

Zac Efron looks like a knock-off David Hasselhoff.

From what I remember, Zac Efron had an incident where he slipped and smashed his jaw badly. It never healed right and surgeries can’t make it better.

My son's 2012 Ford Focus is a stick. When he takes it in for service, the old mechanic has to pull it into the bay cuz the young ones can't drive it.

Need more customers for pharma? So now they are advertising for our pets, goodness damn gracious

Dudes voices always change when they hit puberty!

Ugg Ugg I'm Dying You Idiot, hundred points of 80's TV trivia if you get this reference.

PASTY!!😂😂😂😂

Why does Zac Efron look like human Shrek? 🤣

Will I get a monthly check for the use of my body? Perhaps a % of revenue?

Ozempic pets lol😂

@basilbaby7678

Ай бұрын

The pharmaceutical industry missing no tricks. Forbid people start feeding pets a biological appropriate diet, instead 80% baked, modified, processed grains… Nah, chemical injections will do.

Just precious! 00:10

Order 66- I mean, order 6G!

Must be a slow news week on that showing An no I'm not gonna be a 6G conduit

"All right, we'll call it a draw. Come, Pasty."

Patsy vs pasty ... Do those parents hate their child?

@Adam-sd2ow

Ай бұрын

All I hear is "Ricky!"

0:35 Why the hell is she looking like... she's looking AROUND me?

Poor, sweet, delicious Pasty... -- miaow.

Paris Hilton’s voice hasn’t changed that much. It’s just deeper; the annoying nasality, vocal fry, and uptalk are all still there