City Skylines but I only have one tile
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Cities: Skylines is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area. They also work to manage various elements of the city, including its budget, health, employment, traffic, and pollution levels. It is also possible to maintain a city in a sandbox mode, which provides more creative freedom for the player.
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City Skylines but I only have one tile
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"If they go around the whole city, maybe they'll find something they enjoy" Yes, they'll find the Exit sign.
@chrisi7127
Жыл бұрын
Good One, Ps2. Edward Flanders! I laughed a bit! Much Love, Chris.
@wandauriel
Жыл бұрын
I love that little roast 😂
@nickp1370
Жыл бұрын
Stupid Flanders! Awesome name btw!
@VsAngeel
Жыл бұрын
HAI PS2 NEDWARD FLANDERS
@Isosyth
Жыл бұрын
Someone get this man a white win spritzer.
That water tower in the industrial area was just poisoning the whole city the entire time...
@TheRedMammoth
Жыл бұрын
I love that the second tornado managed to miss it too. coulda solved his problem without even realising it
@Isosyth
Жыл бұрын
By Modest Mouse
@pedrovallefin8406
Жыл бұрын
Thats Kevin for you. He will bring certain death to everyone around him even when he isnt trying to. For him its a sort of superpower, for everyone else is a curse.
@andreasoberhauser8840
Жыл бұрын
Ohh man I was literally screaming into my phone for that problem 🤣🤣🤣
@ltwheeze
Жыл бұрын
I was like… he’s gonna be shocked if he figures out the pollution map lol
The fact that the second tornado destroyed everything in that area BUT the cholera water tower is hysterical.
@BlackMoonHowls
Жыл бұрын
(Can you guess the Movie based on the quote?) "But there hasn't been a case of Cholera in over 200 years, what are you looking for really?"
@Drakith90
7 ай бұрын
@@BlackMoonHowls Alien 3.
When I was younger I didn't know you could buy more tiles so I unknowingly participated in this challenge
@ForgottenPassword
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@nickp1370
Жыл бұрын
Why, back in my day playing Simcity we didn't have to PAY for land! Lol I'm talking about the classic Simcity 2000 and 3000, not the crappy newer ones... Good times! 👍
@NachiWrld
Жыл бұрын
@@nickp1370 new simcity is better then the old one.... Just because its old doesnt mean its better.This one has better features then when it was old
@Terminallyposessed
Жыл бұрын
Y'all can stop replying to this now, idgaf about your opinions, so I'm erasing what I said so you'll all stop bothering me damn
@magnav6797
Жыл бұрын
@@Terminallyposessed Yknow when they release in an actual working state 😅
i died when the ambulances immediately started hauling ass as soon as he built the hospitals 😂 same comedic timing as when the long line of cows couldn't fit into the staff room and just immediately turned around and marched back to the entrance in Planet Coaster 😂
@Vyansya
Жыл бұрын
Omg i remember the cows 😭 that was so funny
@March-yx4yz
Жыл бұрын
Just went and watched that video, sooo funny thank you!
@wetsocks811
Жыл бұрын
The cows 😂😭
@geronimoocampo74
Жыл бұрын
Can I get the title of the cows video? I'd love to watch that lmao
@jaydub2546
Жыл бұрын
@@geronimoocampo74 just search planet coaster on his channel
I love how Kevin was so focused on fixing the sewage when the problem was caused by the water tower he put right next to the factories.
dying at the fact that kevin never found the water tower near the jug which was causing all the sickness problems...and then second tornado missed it by like two tiles
@pedrovallefin8406
Жыл бұрын
Cant really blame him for that. He was actually trying this time around, not just staring at the chaos he unfolded. Ruining things is just as natural as breathing for Kevin, hes new to this whole "trying to do good" thing. Its to be expected that he would be a bit slow at it the first time and that he would destroy more that he helps. You know how it goes with him. One step forward, two steps backwards and all.
@manologamerss5801
Жыл бұрын
@@pedrovallefin8406 "Can't blame him"? He put a water tower in a place that he showed like five times was heavily polluted, and even mentioned at some point that you couldn't even see the factories but you could see the smog, and this caused the citizens to be sick, and his solution? Shit down the Eco Water Pipes which were already leaving clean water behind since, y'know, that's the whole point, they don't leave unclean sewage in the water, to replace them with water treatment plants, which do the same thing, but are more expensive, deal with less sewage at a time, and cause ground pollution instead of being entirely clean.
@Carrottastic
Жыл бұрын
At least the tornado knows how to commit to the bit
@w花b
Жыл бұрын
@@Carrottastic it's a paid actor so yeah
@humanbean4037
Жыл бұрын
The water was poisoned before he built that tho wasn’t it?
Kevin is really a city planning genius
@tomtomi93
Жыл бұрын
At this point he is Genius off all thing genius
@Arthur-_--lv5km
Жыл бұрын
👀
@bones0013
Жыл бұрын
yes
@ashikjaman1940
Жыл бұрын
@@tomtomi93 he's a genius at being a genius
@zjemcipsa4707
Жыл бұрын
I'd LOVE to live there!!
I'm imagining a real world version where they accidentally build the sewage pipe backwards and have to dig trenches
@jennifervan75
Жыл бұрын
In either Florida,Poland,Ohio or Russia.
@mollytaylor8122
Жыл бұрын
@jennifervan75 The sewage line direction doesn't matter in Florida because everyone is already living in a complimentary marshland of poop water!
@Interknetz
Жыл бұрын
@@jennifervan75 Ah, Florida, most popularly known as "Poop Jug"
@BallonEEE.
Жыл бұрын
Ww1 trenchfoot
@DustyHoney
Жыл бұрын
@@jennifervan75 You missed California. I could definitely see that here.
I love how this is supposed to be a space challenge and kevin somehow makes his city too big to function right at the start.
@pedrovallefin8406
Жыл бұрын
It went from being a one tile challenge to a "dont let your city self-destroy" challenge real quick. Which is actualy for the better, cause making a semi-funtional city is quite the challenge for Kevin, bigger that any other he could come up with. So maybe this wasnt a huge success seeing it by itself, but comparing to every other city Kevin built, i think we can all agree this was an absolute win. Not for the people of the city of course, but it was for Kevin for sure.
@manologamerss5801
Жыл бұрын
@@pedrovallefin8406 I think you you forgot about Fecktopia... 3, I think? The one which segregated the poor from the rich. Because it was pretty similar to this, but a part of it was ACTUALLY good. Of course, that part was sustained by people paying taxes and being provided no services and having to drink their own sewage, but it beat this.
Kevin as a fellow irish comrade should mention there is a mod called AutoBulldoze which automatically gets rid of abandoned buildings.
@Tea-n-Biscuits
Жыл бұрын
If there's enough demand for building in the zone an abandoned building is in it will eventually get reused and upgraded (unless it's historic). Although there's a small devaluation in land value whilst it sits abandoned, with extra crime being created (arsonists and homeless). For rubble, there's an emergency response building included with the Natural Disasters DLC that sends out helicopters to search for survivors, lessening the wave of death, which turns rubble back into liveable land. Disasters and fires aside, the best method for preventing abandoned buildings in the first place is with good quality city planning! The mod is of course good for beginners, but won't stop long-term planning errors. Final word: There really ought to be a charge for manual bulldozing and the developers could explain the mechanics better. Happy building, friends. 👍🏻
I love that the air itself attacked by five minutes in, as if the city needed help to suffer. 😂 Seriously though, I love this series. It’s always hilarious.
@JacktheRah
Жыл бұрын
The elements were quite literally against Kevin.
@r3stl3ss
Жыл бұрын
m. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening"
@r3stl3ss
Жыл бұрын
@@JacktheRah he's like a reverse Avatar
@VsAngeel
Жыл бұрын
I know right? 😂
@Bruhkake
Жыл бұрын
There are more cities skylines videos?!
My child died at elementary school, but now that the mayor added another bridge I'd say I'm satisfied with his performance.
@TheHutchy01
Жыл бұрын
Who cares about the new bridge, he just put a bouncy castle in, it makes the kids dying of cholera acceptable really
@astronaut_music
11 ай бұрын
1:17
Kevin: i've connected them to the power grid the city: you didn't connect shit Kevin, looking straight into the camera while a tornado is in the background: i've connected them
@sammykenny
Жыл бұрын
A ghoul boys meme?? In a Kevin comment section? I love it
Kevin made a Monopoly board from Hell. Classic.
@tofastninj9747
Жыл бұрын
Go directly to jail. If you pass go do not collect 200 tons of sewage.
@NoGoatsNoGlory.
Жыл бұрын
@@tofastninj9747 Kevin: but actually though please take our sewage!
I love how normally he destroys his cities, but when he tried so hard to make it nice, two tornadoes hit
@pedrovallefin8406
Жыл бұрын
Thats just the luck of the Kevin. If he doesnt naturally destroy what he builts, the games will do it for him.
Kevin poisoning his entire water supply 2 minutes in was such a KZread
@TheNickjhaight
Жыл бұрын
This comment is also a total KZread!
@Erin-000
Жыл бұрын
@@TheNickjhaight XD
@mickys8065
Жыл бұрын
Such profanity! You should be ashamed
@TheNickjhaight
Жыл бұрын
@@mickys8065 I can't help it KZread! What do you think I am, some kind of filthy KZread?
@TheVacaySpot
Жыл бұрын
It didn’t work
"We're saved from my incompetence" Kevin says as he places the Water Tower that will single-handedly cause most of his problems for the entire rest of the video.
I like the idea of the secretary running into the mayor’s office like “there’s been a tornado mr mayor!” and the mayor’s like “yea, i’m aware” sipping coffee and reading the newspaper while houses get ripped apart out the window behind him
It's so weird for Kevin to actually put emergency services in a convenient location so they can reach everyone. Usually he doesn't put any at all lol
@pedrovallefin8406
Жыл бұрын
He was actually making an effort for the first time. Sure, there were still tons of deads and he never figured out how to fix the water problem he caused (or how trains work), but is still a huge inprovement in how he usually does things. From anyone else point of view this would be the most corrupt city in the world, for Kevin is the most funtional city he has ever been involved in. Of course, those two staments arent mutually exclusive, so make of that what you will.
2:52, the moment he doomed the city to a lifetime of sickness
@RawrMeansIDontLoveU
Жыл бұрын
Lol "we're saved from my incompetence."
@sergentsnugglemuffin1543
Жыл бұрын
@@RawrMeansIDontLoveUdeath is more merciful than living in craptown
@keithkeith675
Жыл бұрын
@@RawrMeansIDontLoveU 17th
"I just wasted tax payer money and they didn't get any service that they need" Wow, Kevin, that's like 4k realism level of politics!
@robonator2945
5 ай бұрын
it's missing the part where people identify a problem that he caused/contributed-to, and then suggest giving him more power to fix it. (gotta say, I find it immensely funny that people are *_still_* arguing 'voting with your wallet is a MYTH, we *_need_* government action!' meanwhile Bud Light's sales are down 30% and all of it's sister companies are down around 10% in under a year because of a *_single_* frankly pretty beneign, if ill-concieved given their market demographic, move. If the rednecks can do *_that,_* why can't you?)
It stressed me out so much that he never noticed the water tower, placed riiight next to the poop jug, causing his water supply to be contaminated. And the tornado just missed it 🥲
@BlackMoonHowls
Жыл бұрын
Do they HAVE to be separated for you to enjoy them? Exclusively?
@maxe_mini
Жыл бұрын
@@BlackMoonHowls dawg??? Whats with the hostility? They're just making a lighthearted comment. Are you having a bad day?
@siegwardinspirit
Жыл бұрын
@@maxe_mini The only hostility they have is their hostility towards peas and carrots
@Jules-69lol
Жыл бұрын
@@maxe_mini I'm pretty sure he's joking
@Jack-px8lf
Жыл бұрын
@@maxe_mini ur more hostile ironically i mean idk shit just reads different online like it dont read hostile to me
The horror music playing when Kevin started to build ,the game knows Kevin’s gameplay well lol 😂
Time to watch this city planning genius do his thing!
The hilarious part is that, in real life, being on an island basically makes you specifically immune to tornadoes. God really does have it out for Kev
The fleet of ambulances pouring out of the hospital, the second it was placed, was amazing😂
I wonder how chaotic Kevin's gameplay can get
@shanecraig3207
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 4 all the likes!
@RichardCox0
Жыл бұрын
Kevin's chaotic nature goes beyond description I think
@shanecraig3207
Жыл бұрын
@@RichardCox0 true
@steveharvey2102
Жыл бұрын
Was that a challenge, mayhapps? If not. Could we pretend it was? More chaos is nice :)
@shanecraig3207
Жыл бұрын
@@steveharvey2102 idk
35:20 Kevin building the hospital, and immediately 50 ambulances come flying out like it's the ending to The Blues Brothers XD It's as if the paramedics were all like, "Oh fuck, finally! GOGOGOGOGO!"
Kevin: Places water tower on highly polluted land. Also Kevin: Why is everyone sick?
The tiny water tower next to the poop jug is causing all the pollution 🙈
@lynx3873
Жыл бұрын
It’s driving me nuts that he didn’t see it for so long…
@bondjames5792
Жыл бұрын
@@lynx3873 he never saw it lol
"Those people were sick and dying, I didnt want them anymore." Spoken like a true mayor 😌
"NO, NOT THE GRAVEYARD! THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!" You can never be too sure.
There was so much emotion in that “no NO *NO!”* when the second tornado hit, poor Kevin 😂 (edit: 45:14)
If your wondering why everyone was sick. It was properly the water tower next to the industri area He built close to the start
Kevin, no amount of sick civilians or tornado damage can take away from your exceptional mayor city skyline building genius.
My favourite type of challenge with Kevin! I can't wait! 3:07 the whole text didn't even made it on the screen down there 😂 Kevin tried to hide it!
Business: "We don't have enough customers" Kevin: I'll take that as a good thing.
39:34 kevin being just abruptly cut of here caught me off guard and made me laugh for 5 full minutes. the terror in his voice makes it golden
@chatae9599
Жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if it was an accident during editing or intentional but I love it too
One step closer to the real life one chunk challenge. Nice to see Kevin :D
Thank you for all you do! I love watching and rewatching your videos everyday:)
@thepebble265
Жыл бұрын
You know he gets paid for it right?
@Menno_3
Жыл бұрын
@@thepebble265 And now he gets paid more. What's your issue?
@gretchenlents1798
Жыл бұрын
@@thepebble265 I wanted to show my appreciation with a little extra:) Hopefully he can buy a snack with it.
@unlxck3255
Жыл бұрын
@@thepebble265 You know you sometimes just need to shut up right?
@EdgyShooter
Жыл бұрын
@@gretchenlents1798 Absolutely love this reasoning, think I too may give Kevin some snack money!
the fact that the last tornado was almost maximum intensity is proof that games sometimes work against you on purpose
Seeing titles like this one makes me wish for Kevin and Ambiguousamphibian to collab EVEN MORE ✨🙏
@Erin-000
Жыл бұрын
I'd LOVE that!!!!!!! aa all the way
@SmolPotatowo
Жыл бұрын
I straight up thought it was a AA video until I opened it. I was not disappointed.
i absolutely love concepts like this, your minecraft one chunk series was what got me back into the game
Kevin calling the whole plot cursed after not connecting the sewage oml
Kevin is a city planning and sewage genius
Whatever game it may be Kevin always seems to turn into a powerful dictator.
Kevin: *creates a large, extremely flat landmass, the worst kind of area for a tornado* Also Kevin: "WHY IS THIS THE MOST VOLATILE AREA?"
the fact that it didnt take long for the horror music to start shows how amazing this town was
I really enjoy it when Kevin actually tries to play a game somewhat the right way. it´s still chaotic but in a chaotic neutral way not chaotic evil. but maybe thats just me because I get too emotionally attachted to npcs so i never try to harm anyone xD and seeing Kevin go on a rampage in every game is taking a toll on my nerves
Alternate title for this video: Kevin creates any American city ever
This is the future of Kevin Island from WorldBox.
These managment type games suit Kevin so much. Absolute chaos and it's hilarious.
Kevin is indeed a city planning and sewage genius
Every game Kevin plays he somehow manages to make it so much more chaotic and hilarious then it's original purpose
There's something so surreal about the sentence "alright, people, you've won yourself a hospital!"
I love how water is the one resorse he has lots of and immediately ruins it
I wonder how many games Kevin has now in his collection. It's probably somewhere in the range of yes.
@kierenmiles6635
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking more in the range of perhaps
Still watching it but.. will he ever notice the water tower in the most polluted part of the city? hahah
@snes90
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha! 😂 Haha... 🙂 Ha... ha... 🥲 ...ha 😭
I've been hooked on this game for years.
I've been watching Kevin for 4 years and that is the first time I've heard a flaw in the audio editing. Truly impressive.
Kevin - wants to build The game - horror music
Kevin was joking about the “blowing the hurricane away” but i’m pretty sure a Florida Man tried to rile people up to shoot at a hurricane😭
@keepyourshoesathedoor
Жыл бұрын
It happened I believe with Florence?
@spartin1173
Жыл бұрын
Oh you innocent soul you think that only happened once? And you say tried but people actually did more than once an expert literally made a thing explaing that those bullets eventually come back because its a circular motion and more than one sheriff’s office posted something along the lines of please do not
ive been watching alot of kevin's cities skylines vids and the fact he actually knows how to play is wild, i cant figure it out XD
Kevin would probably appreciate the "automatic bulldoz" mod. I would also recommend 'move it'
The ambulance scene is like the punchline to a 30 minute joke about a horrible mayor and one of my favorite moments now on this channel
I gotta say, Kevin really tied a hand behind his back for this one between starting out too big and making everyone sick with the water tower placement. But in spite of that, his city functioned! And grew! He's truly a genius beyond my mortal comprehension.
Love the editing in this video. The effects, music, sound effects all just make the jokes hit right, 10/10
For the trains, you need to select the “allow intercity trains” option when you click on the station
“I am a bit weird when I play games” 2 seconds in and I know it’s gonna be a long video 😂😂(couldn’t agree more btw)
Not much for health and safety, but I respect the dedication to trying to improve the transit in the city
Kevin being a terrifying tyrant is the reason i am here
Who else thinks he should have more subscribers? Kevin always puts out the best and most consistent content imo.
@VultureSkins
Жыл бұрын
Over 3mil is nothing to sneeze at lol
@Velvetx4cove
Жыл бұрын
I get what you mean, but *3Mil* isn't a lot? Also, be careful conflating (self)worh with infinite numbers and popularity.
@TheNickjhaight
Жыл бұрын
I agree, he should have more. I always love Kevin's content.
@Mega-Brick
Жыл бұрын
I agree, but in my experience KZreadrs lose their touch when they get too many subscribers.
@TheNickjhaight
Жыл бұрын
@@Mega-Brick I have no doubt that that does happen a very often. That being said, I have very little experience following youtubers (of any kind) and I suspect that the "better" youtubers (the ones that are at least as interested in entertaining people as they are in making money) wouldn't fall into that trap but again, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Ultimately, I guess my main point is that I believe in the dear leader Kevin. All Hail Kevin.
36:56 Kevin calling "PageUp" "Pickup" just triggers me xD
That tornado attack unironically made me understand the situation in places like Puerto Rico
Love the Cities: Skylines playthroughs
City demolishing tip: you can just ignore abandoned buildings and they'll just rebuild themselves!
That tornado at the end was harsh!
I forget how confusing this game can be for new players. Very entertaining to watch you try to figure it out lol
@Sorishon
Жыл бұрын
Sad part is, that it's not his first time playing it xD
Kevin building something is something that doesnt happen too often, destroying things on the other hand...
@cecil2742
Жыл бұрын
I don't agree lol he constantly is building .. .. To destroy it horrifically.
@pedrovallefin8406
Жыл бұрын
@@cecil2742 This is a sort of middle ground. Kevin builts things, but he builts them so poorly they eventually self-destruct. Though being fair with him, most of the destroying this time around was by the tornado. And for once he wasnt even responsable for the tornado apearance, he was only complicit in sitting to watch it destroy the city instead of doing anything to limit it (im assuming theres must be a way to partially stop the tornado from destroying everything, otherwise the game is just screwing you over).
Kevin again proving he is a professional city engineer and architect
"There may be rampant crime and everyone is sick, but we have a tram line now!" -the Pale King from Hollow Knight in a nutshell
Kevin blowing on the tornado killed me...i didn't expect that LOL
I love that no matter how straight Kevin tries to be, chaos always follows no matter what
I finally get to see the origins of my favorite sports team, the Kevintropolis Poop Juggers! Go team!
I love that Kevin is using a lot of Sonic music lately. It blends wonderfully with the action...and the chaos.
MORE CITY SKYLINES!!! I love it when you play these kinds of games. Always lovin what you do Kevin!
"why did I build it all just to suffer" because Kevin you angered Jim pickings with good things and making people happy
Kevin is an absolute city planning youtube
Ooh nearly an hour of cities skylines, thank you! I love these
Kevin: I need to stop spending also kevin: I like trains
kevin is slowly growing to be a new kind of genius.. they grow up so fast
Recently watched older city skyline vids of Kevin... this is gonna be fun
4:57 love the use of the crisis city soundtrack with the tornado hitting. Beautiful!!! 😂😂😂😂
A dream come true. Almost an hour of one of my favorite CMK games
The day Kevin designs a city is the day I don’t want to live on Earth
@acomicallylargehorse1752
Жыл бұрын
The day Kevin designs a city, you can likely bet that soon after there will not even be an Earth to live on
Look out It's the one-chunk challenge all over again.
It's really cool to watch Kevin play this game with the goal of actually helping his city for once! I would love to see him play more of this!
I know that this is probably buried, but I just wanted to say thank you. My whole area lost power a half hour ago and watching this in complete darkness helped me forget about what was going on
As an urban designer all I can say to Kevin is, you did it!