The way Ted says “SCHLATT” at 1:45 is the most dad thing I’ve ever seen

@badeditor6205

Жыл бұрын

Bro trueeeee

@karelpgbr

Жыл бұрын

I can hear an average American dad yell that. You know, cargo-shorts, light blue poli tucked in with socks and sandals.

@alik9783

Жыл бұрын

"SCHLATT, we do not speak that way in this house. Go to your room right now young man, you are in so much trouble."

@Poet_03

Жыл бұрын

I fucking knew which clip it would be before it came along

@katswarrior

Жыл бұрын

@@karelpgbrwhy a light blue polo specifically? Why not a cardigan? Maybe over their shoulders?

1:46 that was such a viscerally genuine reaction. In a split second he radiated the built up energy of every parent who’s child wouldn’t stop asking pregnant women why they’re fat

@honeybee908

Жыл бұрын

69 likes, nice

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

Chuckle sandwich is the most entertaining podcast with everyone's 3 favourite psychopaths.

@Loayo

Жыл бұрын

Best Commenter, at least he's pretending to be funny

@SpartanBrix

Жыл бұрын

Heisenberg

@twinkleteddy8279

Жыл бұрын

It's only 2 now, rest in peace charlie, you will be missed

@calamitea3884

Жыл бұрын

are u the 1 whoo nocks

@eg-fi3ju

Жыл бұрын

justin Y 2

Ted is the parental figure, "schlatt" is the problematic child, Charlie is the weird uncle that lives at your house for some reason

@Wired_User

Жыл бұрын

The weird uncle that got probation and his wages garnished and can’t afford to live on his own but has to live within 10 miles of the county jail or the ankle monitor will report him, so he lives with his parents again.

@Wired_User

Жыл бұрын

Except they don’t know how to explain probation to the kids, so your parents ignore your questions.

@mementomori4817

Жыл бұрын

These kids do not have parents there's the oldest child the middle child and the youngest child. They're operating without any supervision

@axelblackwood5305

Жыл бұрын

@Memento Mori They were left home alone

Schlatt is basically a walking content generator. Having watched the entire Respawn Inbox series more than three times already, I can clearly see how strongly influenced his sense of humor is by the show. Definitely one of my favorite people in the content creation space.

@Mr.Goosenhand

Жыл бұрын

3 times bro?

@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Goosenhand give or take a dozen episodes.

i love how most of these are just schlatt being batshit insane while ted and charlie are just like "???schlatt?¿¿ no?? noooooo"

"WHERE WILL IT GO SCHLATT?!!!??? " 😭😭

@pourmeaglassofmalkk

2 ай бұрын

This comment appeared right when he said it lmaoo

No Schlatts got a point, that's billions of years in the future, we are gonna be so advanced by then, I'm with schlatt on this one

@teknotrol354

Жыл бұрын

there is actually a video made by kurzgesagt about moving the sun so i dont think moving earth is that far from reality

@shen-qf9mc

Жыл бұрын

wandering earth: haven't read the novel but the movie was decent

@BDubH22

Жыл бұрын

That, or we're going to have colonized somewhere else atleast if we haven't gone extinct by then.

@ommlo9967

Жыл бұрын

by the time it's happening we're extinct

@Unixisnotdead

Жыл бұрын

Isaac Arthur made a video called “moving earth” where he explains how it could be done.

the fact schlatt is so INSANELY adament about the idea of humans MOVING the EARTH is absolutely hilarious to me. the way he is so, so sure that it's even at all scientifically possible is genuinely so entertaining.

@4bidn1

Жыл бұрын

Okay but it is possible though, there are many videos here on youtube describing exactly how an advanced civilisation could in theory move their home planet

@no-lifenoah7861

Жыл бұрын

It's billions of years though. Look at how much tech has advanced in the last century alone; it's so far in the future that it's beyond impossible to imagine. Even now we have papers written on stellar engines, the blueprint for moving the whole solar system. I legitimately don't see why moving the Earth is such a far-fetched concept for this future civilization.

@goofstergrugg

Жыл бұрын

I mean it is totally possible. If humans are able to make a Dyson sphere, and find a way to move the sun (the whole solar system would just move with it because of its gravitational pull) technically we could have a moving solar system

@skepsiez

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure we can make a big enough leaf blower in a billion years to move the earth I think we’re good

@goofstergrugg

Жыл бұрын

@@skepsiez Or just give the Earth it’s own unicycle and have it run wild

I love how schlatt's solution to avoiding the sun consuming earth is basically "let's take Earth, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

See, Schlatt says the mutton chops lower his attractiveness but really, _really,_ we all know the simps are still going.

@coolkid003

Жыл бұрын

They make him better tbh.

@DenvaProbablyDraws

Жыл бұрын

Controversial opinion: he looks a little better without the chops

@harrisonkleinjan

9 ай бұрын

@@DenvaProbablyDrawsthat’s the point of the chops

@HelloPeopleIAmHere

7 ай бұрын

I like him with the mutton chops tbh

@oleanderlife8352

6 ай бұрын

if i grew facial hair i would look like schlatt because there is no hair on my chil at all

Schlatt: physcopath Ted: sociopath Charlie: pure insanity My 3 favourite (murderers) youtubers/streamers

@alexiswhitfield1796

Жыл бұрын

*Shlank*

@S0NAL_

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, physcopath

@Adderall019

Жыл бұрын

@@S0NAL_ what? It's funny I know it's spelt wrong

Teds like a dad, anyone does anything bad? ted to the rescue!

@DarkysLPs

Жыл бұрын

Ted has so many moments where he bails someone out of a bad bit with a funny punchline

@thedarkreunion.9696

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkysLPs yupp

Schlatt talking to Minx is the very definition of that stupid “they bully you because they like you” shit our parents told us when we were younger

Schlatt calling himself “submissive and breedable” just made me want to go into comatose

i love how the main reason schlatt has his current look is because people were simping. it’s fuckin hilarious to me for no reason

england is gonna take earth and put it in a museum. duh.

@YoloHMAB

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment right here

@PyroGothNerd

Жыл бұрын

And they'll never give it back

@rufuz_z

Жыл бұрын

@@YoloHMAB tyty my guy

@pink_sky_morning4842

Жыл бұрын

@@PyroGothNerd This aged like both fine wine and milk.

@LewisBrownlee-nu8je

6 ай бұрын

And we plan to keep it

Schlatt posting these usually fan-made compilations himself is a genius idea. There’s a market for it and he’s fulfilling the demand. Kudos to the chef.

As a British person I can 100% say with certainty what Tommy was talking about with people puffing up their chests. Yea that's real, that's a thing that happens here.

@maxmoviestudios886

8 ай бұрын

Your country is not real

@waterlifting

Ай бұрын

Women's genitalia

Schlagg. The true meaning of happiness.

I still don't think Schlatt is insane for thinking we would (in some way) save the planet for the sake of its history. Like if we have the technology billions of years from now, of course we're gonna try to preserve the home planet we began on

@fart63

Жыл бұрын

It would be way easier to just move to another planet in a billion years when we need to. We will likely not inhabit the earth anymore anyway

0:40 I can't believe they put Charlie in the void dome.

@Akitsunesceilingfan

Жыл бұрын

Who’s Charlie? It’s always just been Ted and Schlatt.

God I miss Charlie on the podcast.

“Wa wa wa, like a little baby” bro that’s the funniest thing that could come out of ted’s mouth

"schlatt" is a walking content mine AND a pretty down to earth dude when he's not doing his internet persona (from what i hear), we love "schlatt"

7:56 nothing makes me laugh harder than this clip 😭😭

@temutemacular

Жыл бұрын

TWILIGHT SPARKLE? *MY LITTLE PONY??!*

@creature7648

Жыл бұрын

Dude didn't even recognize the bruise from the gun 😂😭

@Salemkat_

3 ай бұрын

HE SAID IT SO CONFUSED

"I was made to be submissive and breedable"- Jschlatt but now im going to use this and no one will ever know

1:05 imagine looking over your shoulder at night and seeing that monstrosity

@chewyankles5783

Жыл бұрын

What episode is that from i need to see this whole clop

@PotentialSuicidal

Жыл бұрын

@@chewyankles5783 i forgor

@Mr.Goosenhand

Жыл бұрын

Oh I see this every night bro

@charleyornelas7128

Жыл бұрын

@@chewyankles5783 It’s episode 5 and it’s 37:05 minutes in

@Wired_User

Жыл бұрын

Why are you named Nixon

The one with critikal where schlatt brought up games or bacon had me rolling

i literally cannot live without these clips. If i stop watching the cyst in my brain will explode

@pink_sky_morning4842

Жыл бұрын

are you okay? it’s been 2 months

@dpage446

Жыл бұрын

@@pink_sky_morning4842 hello i am dpages dad he jumped off the roof after reading your reply

@pink_sky_morning4842

Жыл бұрын

@@dpage446 great, thanks for the guilt i’ll have to live with for the rest of my life

@WendWillow

Жыл бұрын

shit went down here

0:49 Remember when we had a third member of the podcast? No one else does anymore🤣

Schlatt's idea of moving the earth is actually valid. Billions of years from now is a very long time. If humanity still exists, we would have much more advanced technology and more capabilities to move earth

Looks like Charlie is in the void dome now

Schlatt is right about moving earth, we talked about it in 7th grade science. We will move it out with the growing sun, and once it implodes we will bring it in to orbit the white dwarf for all eternity (almost)

Honestly, after watching these clips, Ted would be a good dad.

0:01 was the best as that’s when the video started

I love this group to bad Charlie was murdered by Ted. RIP Charlie 🙏❤️

'Platz' means stop in german, but schlagg said 'platt' which simply means 'flat'

@humansizedKitkat

6 ай бұрын

yea I didn't even notice it was supossed to be german

the way ted said “SCHLATT.” at 1:45 kills me

7:12 "Schlatt" knows this information because he used it back in 99'

This is a perfect trio and none of them can be replaced

Schlatt's "move earth" theory is ironically pretty plausible. 4 billion years is a lot of technological advancement.

Look, I'm on Schlatt's side on the whole "we'll move Earth" thing. We have about 8 *billion* years. Assuming humanity is still around, we'll have developed so much that something like that should hypothetically be possible for us.

2:33 I love that they are all sitting in the same seats as their The Yard counterparts. Ted=aimen ludwig=ludwig schlatt=slime Charlie=nick

Rest in piece Charlie

“So I got ugly.” Little did Schlatt know, people still find him attractive with his questionable facial hair.

1:46 teds reaction is literally the best

The chuckle family: dad- ted mom- charlie siblings- schlatt, minx, cousins- karl, ludwig, swagger souls, wilbur, quackity aunt- jaiden, uncle- eddy, tucker, ranboo grandpa- connor... nephew somehow?- tommyinnit

Charlie: remember when we had a 4th member of the podcast? No one else does anymore. Carson: *sad noises*

@Kami43644

Жыл бұрын

Oh no

@rebeccameeks5789

Жыл бұрын

*Carson?*

@iaminsideyourhome69

Жыл бұрын

OH

@CeLautrec618

Жыл бұрын

I think you reachin since lunch club had traves, Noah, and Cooper as well which would be like 7

@haddy106

Жыл бұрын

Who is this.... son of car?

Schlatt: "something had to give so I got ugly" My gay ass: "ahah yep. Ugly. That sure is the word for it."

my personal favorite is when they were teaching Charlie about *67 and Charlie goes "there's a- bomb."

i can be the only person who thought schlatt wasnt crazy for saying that they'd move earth

0:10 got me good💀😭

dude I appreciate you do much, you literally combined all my favorite moments into one video.

The clip were they want to move the earth is so funny.

I agree with shlatt on moving earth, the daleks had no problem doing it, surely we won’t either

cant believe charlie got banished to the void dome

@ceilingfan2608

7 ай бұрын

on another note im surprised "schlatt" is the only one who knows about stellar engines

"I'm taken too.....by the game" *PROCEEDS TO RUN MOBILE GAME AD*

chaotic good, chaotic neutral, and chaotic bad

I still cannot believe that "Schlatt" was in the corner "wah wah wah" like a little baby boy.

I love it when their eyes randomly slips down by a quarter of an inch, but no one ever notices

**something funny happens** “For audio listeners, love you to death-”

schlatt kind of had a point there but then I had a thought: wouldn't humans just move to another planet by that time in history? if they even survived for that long.

The german command "Platz" means "down" in english hahaha.. but he said "Platt" and that means flat in english haha but it still kinda works 😂😂😂

SCHLATTS FACE IN THE THUMBNAILLL I CANTTT

@someguy_

Жыл бұрын

**the most normal face ever**

i needed this

About schlatts thing about moving earth, there’s a Chinese sci-fi title about this exact same thing where the universe is dying and humanity turns earth into a rocket ship and slingshots it around Jupiter

@bizarrebread9032

Жыл бұрын

I was just about to mention this movie too lol

@jax9771

Жыл бұрын

@@bizarrebread9032 holy shit i thought i was the only person who knew about it lmao

It's videos like this that make me miss poor Charlie RIP

I love them so much

These 3 arguing if the sun will eat up the earth is the best shit ever

Chuckle sandwich and Unus Annus carry the same confusing chaos vibes, I love it so much

HAHAHA the way schlatt screams plat 😂

he’s so convinved that we’ll move the earth I love it 😭

Schlatt basically described the whole premise of Wandering Earth.

The Caplan thruster is a machine capable of moving planets, if not the solar system. Schlatts on to something

My favorite podcast

Ok but, if we out pangea back together it would be so convenient, like i could just waddle on over to the uk

8:45 like birds? Are British boys _birds?_

@calliet019

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that like what the hell is that 😭

Love it so much ❤

"lets just move bikini bottom to somewhere else"

3:47 they did this in that one episode of Phineas and Ferb

I love these titles with the added context that Shlatt is the one who’s uploading these

I mean if humans make it to the point of the sun dying, we’ll probably be advanced enough to do something like that

I've put thought into it and schlatt Is actually spitting facts about moving the earth

I mean moving Earth doesn't sound too insane, we already have hypothetical ideas how to move the sun. Stellar engines by kurzgesagt

Sometimes I feel as if Ted is the only brain cell holding this podcast together… yes he is still chaotic but not as much as Schlatt and Charlie 😂

Man i didn’t realize it before, but Schlatt looks super handsome in that thumbnail.

watching this from 103030250AC and can confirm, we did move earth.

Getting an ad for Ecosia after Schlatt talks about moving the earth is crazy

Because jrwi paused for a bit I listened to some of the Podcasts I listened to before I got addicted to jrwi, and it's been rlly fun!

i love how schlag’s strategy for surviving the death of our star is the same as patrick’s strategy for surviving the alaskan bull worm

Need a Part 2!

Bruh at 5:09 when schlatt said «by the game» i got an ad for clash of clans and all i heard was the supercell intro

There has actually been scientific studies on whether or not we can move the solar system. I'd bet we could move a planet using black holes.

@camdendozer

Ай бұрын

They believe they can move earth using our atmosphere and satellite’s

Schlatt: we’re gonna move this gotdamb space rock!!

To quote Patrick, “WE’LL TAKE OUR PROBLEMS, AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE.”

"For audio listeners, love you to death" is such an amazing phrase

Hey slgg, thanks for making these videos. I've been going through a hard time because my cat ate a vacuum nozzle. Appreciate ya small guy

@user-vs8eo9nm7w

9 ай бұрын

you really shouldnt be "thankful" to this "shat" guy, dont you know what he "did" in "1999"

NNOOOOO Schlatt thinks he's ugly😭 He's so cute tho🥰

I like watching this podcast