For the Rams, I’d give them 4 quarters, just to remind them that there are 4 quarters in a game so to stop letting teams back in the game in the 4th quarter

@lil_bro_uf

6 ай бұрын

Fr

@RESPECTEDITZfunkytown

6 ай бұрын

When I first checked the Rams vs Commanders game it was 0-20 rams winning When I checked final score 20-26 only scoring a touchdown the rest of the game

@campbellsmith3802

6 ай бұрын

I cheered for us to lose last night and as a Saints fan I despise the Rams. We need to lose enough games to get Jaiden. Please God let us get Jaiden.

@DaSwimmer21

6 ай бұрын

And some bubble wrap for Kupp and Stafford

@Xcite343.-.

6 ай бұрын

I’d gift that to Matt Ryan

As a Patriots fan, I would give the team an archive of every camera angle of every classic Navy game along with the team playbooks. Belichick would spend the offseason absolutely enraptured by the classic film study and someone else could handle the draft and free agent signings. He'd finish just in time for OTAs, refreshed and energized for the new season. We'd probably have some weird wingback plays once a game, but otherwise it's the cleanest way to get the glory of Coach Belichick without the pain of GM Belichick.

I thought the cardinals needed batteries to keep Kylers Xbox controllers awake for when he's off the field. I guess that works too though

As a Saints fan, we need a pink slip for our HC and OC. I am tired of people blaming Carr for our problems. There's so much you can do with coaches with a combined seven brain cells.

@broplays-ud4gt

6 ай бұрын

Who dat but that is true who dat

@BigMan0317

6 ай бұрын

Ong as a saints fan get rid of pete

@fuhbox

6 ай бұрын

That’s Dennis Allen football for ya

@BigMan0317

6 ай бұрын

@@fuhbox a defensive head coach that can’t coach defense

@fuhbox

6 ай бұрын

@@BigMan0317 i wonder what other hc that reminds me of… oh wait he got fired

0:09 dolphins 0:24 bills 0:37 patriots 0:46 jets 1:07 ravens 1:25 browns 1:41 Bengals 2:03 steelers 2:25 jags 2:51 colts 3:08 texans 3:17 titans 3:34 chiefs 3:41 broncos 3:55 raiders 4:06 chargers 4:50 eagles 4:59 cowboys 5:13 giants 5:18 commanders 5:32 lions 5:37 packers 5:48 vikings 5:55 bears 6:05 buccaneers 6:10 falcons 6:17 saints 6:21 panthers 6:33 40 whiners 6:55 rams 7:08 seahawks aka my fav team 7:21 Cardinals

@JKennedy0204

6 ай бұрын

Super Bowl 49

@arnavmohan389

6 ай бұрын

@@JKennedy0204 super bowl 48 👌👌👌 Super bowl 49 is the worst nightmare

@HowBoutThemCowboys_

6 ай бұрын

What the hell did we do to you ohhhhhhhh week 13 got it

@arnavmohan389

6 ай бұрын

@@HowBoutThemCowboys_ you mean what the refs did to us

@HowBoutThemCowboys_

6 ай бұрын

@@arnavmohan389 ehhh. Crazy Game tho. Thanks for beating the eagles. Or Rat Birds is what I call them

As a niner fan that crack about Cowboys jerseys was on point and needed to be said 😂.

@ashleighelizabeth5916

6 ай бұрын

I was born in 1972 and grew up as a part of the rivalry that started between the two teams around the time. To say that the two teams haven't gotten even one Super Bowl trophy between them in a combined 55+ campaigns is surreal to me.

@adhamsmithninercards8133

5 ай бұрын

@ashleighelizabeth5916 a whole paragraph and you managed to add absolutely nothing to the conversion, that is amazing 👏 be proud of that you are a clever person and you have not only wasted our time but as you were casually writing a novel to basically say "hey everyone I am 50 something years old" without saying that your wasted time is that much more difficult to justify. Congratulations your today's "|$#!+ £u€k of the week"

@EthanCole2009

3 ай бұрын

@@adhamsmithninercards8133why?

@EthanCole2009

3 ай бұрын

Yeah and it was true 💀

Bengals gift should be a solid O-Line

Not sure how to feel as a Lions fan about our gift. I think just having Sam Laporta is gift enough!

@zachlor4579

6 ай бұрын

Also wouldn't that mean they would have to kidnap Taylor for this to happen?

@nathanielsmith5976

6 ай бұрын

Why would we want Taylor?

@NameN0tFound

6 ай бұрын

@@nathanielsmith5976If The Lions had her, they’d finally get some calls going their way.

@gunwrencher1566

6 ай бұрын

We already have our own Taylor, Taylor Decker.😂

@mitchellkiteley8688

6 ай бұрын

The best thing that someone could give the Lions for Christmas is a win against the Minnesota Vikings so the Lions could win their first division title in 30 YEARS!

As a Steeler fan that would be the perfect present for us! A wide receiver that’s good AND WITH SOME DAMN SENSE!!

As a Falcons Fan, Army Training was perfect 😂

@atl7411

6 ай бұрын

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As a giants fan I agree with your decision on our gift, Tommy is better then Daniel by a MILE.

@endinator730

6 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying bro. It should have been cutlets for Tommy Devito

@spidamitchell8311

6 ай бұрын

And cheaper

As someone who works with birds for a living, I appreciate you wanting to change the Seahawks mascot, and I have to agree that the Seattle Skuas would be wonderful

As a bengals fan, thank you so much

Happy Holidays, Benchwarmers!!🎉

we need a Benchwarmerbran/Wyattzworld/Tom Grossi collab

@LeCommieBoi

6 ай бұрын

No Brandon Perna?

@LilyMaeBlossom

6 ай бұрын

@@LeCommieBoi The internet might just collapse if you throw Perna in there too.

@LeCommieBoi

6 ай бұрын

@@LilyMaeBlossom True dat.

@Thatnormalguy774

5 ай бұрын

This is very true

I love that Bran keeps coming up with the most clever and witty stuff to say. Keep up this great work, love your videos!

As a bears fan, a hypothetical harbaugh has never sounded better

As a niners fan, I would like to see CMC win an MVP sometime in his career

@Crush1084

6 ай бұрын

Panthers fan- same. I think it's gotta be him or Hill. None of the QBs deserve it over them imo

@bendubz9000

6 ай бұрын

I would sacrifice either of CMC or Purdy winning MVP to get Kyle COTY though

Loved the Lions gift. Fantastic work.

Bro bran been pumping out that content. Your doing great bruh

0:00 Yo thanks for the shout out to my mother! Much appreciated! 🙏 🙏 🙏

Bran always finds a way to give us a good laugh. Good gift idea for each team going into Xmas! Pats fan here, they also need a luck charm.

As a Lions fan, our present has to be us at least getting to the championship game, maybe even a Super Bowl because we haven’t made one yet💀

Fully agree on the Shane Steichen blank check, sign him for LIFE for the stuff he's done in Indy Imagine what this man is gonna do with a healthy AR, it's gonna be nuts

So generous of him!!!!

The Tyreek one is crazy

As a Lions fan, I appreciate the love to LaPorta and the shade at Kelce

Cardinals: a Defensive Linemen Falcons: a belt for each player to whoop Arthur smith’s ass Ravens: One year of being fully healthy Bills: Prime Von Miller Panthers: Weapons to threaten David Tepper to sell the team Bears: Marvin Harrison Jr. Bengals: Joe burrow to be ambidextrous Browns: a full refund for Deshaun Watson’s Contract Cowboys: a elite player so they can actually beat a winning team Broncos: a Defensive Linemen Lions: A super bowl win Packers: a new DC Texans: a playoff spot Colts: a one year immunity potion for Anthony Richardson Jaguars: Time Machine to pick someone else for the 2022 draft Chiefs: a wide receiver so Mahomes can stop bitchin’ Raiders: a offensive linemen Chargers: Jim Harbaugh Rams: a edge rusher Dolphins: a Tight end for their explosive offense Vikings: a metal achilles for Kirk Cousins Patriots: Caleb Williams Saints: a new coaching staff Giants: a offensive line Jets: a offensive line Eagles: Therapy for your fans Steelers: Drake Maye 49ers: A kicker Seahawks: the legion of boom for one year Buccaneers: Bruce Arians Titans: Taylor Lewan Commanders: a Rebuild

@maskedman5657

6 ай бұрын

Tony Pollard, Dak Prescott, or Ceedee Lamb aren't elite? Anyway as a jags I'm still kinda hoping that Walker works out. Such a missed opportunity

Love this dude

Thanks for making such good content!

"Shohei Ohtani is in their city now" poor Los Angeles Angels, completely deserved but feels bad

@KenC4242

6 ай бұрын

Came here looking for this I was like wait what?? He’s been in LA, I wanted them to go to Vegas, but the A’s beat them to it

As an Eagles fan, I think we need Dan Lenning as our DC and we need to steal Todd Monken from Baltimore. And maybe adding McConkey, Bullard, and Lassisster will help as well. We just need more Dawg related people!

7:03 As my friend reminded me tonight... HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!

As a Steelers fan, can we have a new coaching staff? Also, Rudolph the Steelers qb Has been overlooked for years And if he does really good Tomlin might be on his way out All of the other teams Used to call him trash We never let poor Rudolph Play in any Steelers games Then really close to Christmas Eve, coach t came to say Rudolph it’s is your time, show the fans that you can shine Then all the Steelers loved him, as he led them to a win Rudolph the Steelers qb You’ll make everyone happy

You nailed it!!! He needs to know where the line is to line up!! I would stick with what you gave my team the Chiefs with a coloring book so that they learn where the lines are to properly line up!!!

Sadly Tyreek isn't even the worst offender, Xavien Howard currently fighting 4 paternity suits lol

I love how the Lions one wasn’t even bad but really a compliment 😂

You should get the Cowboys an engraved plaque of the infamous poem "Casey at Bat." Cause that's just our situation. We play decently during the season, manage to squeak in, get our hopes up, but then strike out when it matters most.

Merry Christmas

The Aaron Rogers dog muzzle joke had me dying😂😂😂

As a Vikings fan we need a history book, so that we dont repeat the past and pull a Brett Farve on Aaron Rodgers

Shoehei was already playing in LA!!!!!

That Washington line was cold😂

I love how the lions of all teams were the only ones he didn’t roast

This is hilarious!

As a falcons fan I would give them Jayden Daniels or any other qb except for Ridder and maybe a new coach as a stocking stuffer

The Broncos gift had me in hysterics

As a Packer fan, that was far better than anything I expected😂

REAL BEST TIGHT END IN THE NFL GO LIONS

Ok that Saints joke was funny 😂

As a jets fan, I would give the team a hole that perfectly shapes Aaron Rogers. Then I would send Rogers a note inviting him to a darkness retreat at the same location.

Love your videos, and as a Raiders fan, I agree, lol

Nikola throwing it to AG in the red zone would be deadly and it’s just what the broncos need.

Wyatt’s gonna get you for this one 😭

that ohtani joke almost made me spit my toast out good one lol

As a D-Boys fan I'm lmao with the retro electronics

As a saints fan I would gift Dennis Allen a one way trip to a therapist so he can talk out the mistakes he has made (he should have been a Tulane coach )

As a Packer fan, the blender was an amazing gift. Thank you!

@Inconsistent_memes

6 ай бұрын

Berry blender

The Bills ran with Dorsey as OC. Someone did an analysis & found out the problem wasn't the amount of runs: it was the formations they ran out of. *Both* of them. Literally. Two formations. Total. Similar ones to each other too. Now with what we've learned about McDermott, we can't even be sure this wasn't _his_ interfering in the play-calling since he doesn't trust anything he can't understand, like all offensive play-calling.

7:22 Conspiracy? Have *you* ever seen two birds in one stone at the same time?

As a giants fan, I just wanna make our hero happy. Get Tommy D some home cooked chicken cutlets.

As a cowboys fan I think we need a note to be cautious while eating and really doing anything cause we keep choking

As a falcons fan I think author smith shaving his mustache is the beginning of a chain of events that will lead to a falcon post season

As a Steelers fan all I want is a pink slip for our entire coaching staff

@LilyMaeBlossom

6 ай бұрын

I still question how your coaching staff thought it was a good idea to not run the clock against the Bengals. As a Bengals fan, I was just waiting for the Steelers to stop throwing incompletes and just march on us for a quick and easy 41-11.

As a bengals fan I just found something to add to my Christmas list

3:41 my Denver bros

I'm surprised he didn't go a COD Kyler murray route with the cardinals 😂

As a 49ers fan, the MVP for Purdy.

Could Minnesota please have some Robocop legs for Kirk Cousins. That way we never need worry about his Achilles tendons ever again, plus he could become a mobile quarterback (imagine trying to bring down somebody with Robocop legs), PLUS he would be able to take over all kicking duties so the Vikings never miss an extra point or field goal ever again.

As a Steelers fan, I would love that gift. It would be so nice to have a good receiver who just wants to play football and win games and not make tiktoks or throw tantrums. Also if you want to throw a competent OC we would love that too.

The best gift the Eagles could get would be Bill Belichick as the Defensive Coordinator

5:55 Mike Tomlin

The mechanic joke was too good

You have to do an AFC South check in! As a Texans fan we need more love😭😂

As a Lions fan I completely agree with that gift

All I want for Christmas is an NFC North division title

As an eagles fan I want to give them a pop Warner coach so they can go over the basics and fundamentals of tackling

i would give the rams a fountain of youth so stafford and donald won’t age

Merry Christmas Eve

Fax on the Texans.

I would love if Bengals played in the NFC South. Such a bad division that my Bengals would most certainly be #1 for years to come & I could watch them once a year in Florida every year 🤣

As a life long titans fan, I would've appreciated getting an O-line that doesn't have the structural integrity of a burnt oak leaf, but this is about correct. I'm glad we at least seemingly got a QB with promise and someone that can sort of take over for derrick henry, because the star power on this offense is almost 100 years old between two players. We are so screwed

Best ones were dishwater to replace Bowles and mechanic to fix Carr

Why everyone acting like shohei wasn't already in LA? 💀

Good Lord, Tyreek has so many baby mamas you'd think he was in a competition with Nick Cannon

The Seahawks would like more packs of gum for Pete Carroll

As an eagles fan, I want Shane Steichen back for Christmas

“For the Denver Broncos, Nikola Jokic.” I fuckin died 😂😂😂

Branta Claus is coming to town! 🤣

I’d give the Broncos some speed bumps. Those might do a better job of stopping the run than they can

Brilliant.

I think your gift to the falcons is perfect.

As a chiefs fan, i'd give them some towels... so they can wipe the butter off their fingers loved the video! love these long form videos. they're great.

5:54 don't you dare. Not only am I the biggest Michigan fan but I'm also a lions fan. That would kill me.

I don’t know how to feel about the browns gift.. Deshaun is a great qb still recovering after not playing football for 1 and a half years I think he will be a top 3 qb next year.

I swear, if you don’t say Panthers present is a win you’re crazy

Bears: a real o-line

The gift I will give my team (Commanders) would be a DVD of the first Godfather, but have the tape set at the last 20 minutes of the movie so that the whole coaching staff (and any malcontent players who’ve quit on the season) can understand what time the fans are on. 😏

The gift card for the Panthers had me dead💀💀💀