What about weapons in the car? kzread.info/dash/bejne/gWijtq6eeNG2ls4.html

@aceface4669

3 жыл бұрын

I think the problem is about size. You should look for small staff, a personally have at home a bunch of tactycal penknifes you can operate one handed. Also check gel and foam self defense sprays, specially designed for indoors.

@getmerolling

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty expensive flashlight, but nice

@cat108gbo

3 жыл бұрын

if you have a dog he can alert you better than eney alarm, and he can also attack and scare away the intruders.

@franciscusvdlouw5436

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what your thoughts on the tonfa are for homedefence though

@mellonhead9568

3 жыл бұрын

I just wish i had those Blade gauntlets batman has to defend against melee weapons but id only use fisticuffs for attack..... Mehn that shite can be real practical

I'm Canadian so my home defense is hockey stick based. Unfortunately, the home invader would also have a hockey stick.

@fulanodetal7570

3 жыл бұрын

I thought canadians' home defense was politely asking the burglar to leave

@2WARDEN2

3 жыл бұрын

Then it is in even fight.

@rondecaro

3 жыл бұрын

The first one to control the shirt wins

@mugensamurai

3 жыл бұрын

HOCKEY FIGHT!

@maxcady360

3 жыл бұрын

So basically every house break-in in Canada turns into a normal NFL match

Storing a weapon by the front door is basically giving the intruder an ammo drop for a raid mission.

@starofalltime

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo I was thinking the same thing!

@blammblamm

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. Not if it's concealed. Not it your door is reinforced.

@brentfisher902

3 жыл бұрын

@@starofalltime Far better to give him a flash drive drop, with some Hippie, Maxrist, and mindfulness propaganda on it...after the grapeshot canister cannon smoke clears he will be curious...look on the flash drive..and change his life for the bettter....a BIG if...if it works on phone scammers to get one lucrative bite out of a thousand...it might help him find Our Lord and Savior Charles Darwin, and covert to science and rational thinking.

@gayretard3816

3 жыл бұрын

Du that’s why mine is under my pillow

@aninterviewwith...1702

3 жыл бұрын

I think an intruder would be so pumped up they probably wouldnt notice a weapon by the door. So much adrenaline they probably wouldnt even remember what wallpaper you had.

When I was a teenager and working security jobs we weren't allowed any "weapons" but every company gave us foot long maglite metal flashlights that held 4 C batteries and could easily knock someone out. Best thing is at night you could also blind them.

@magistrumartium

2 ай бұрын

Same here. That flashlight was solid and hefty.

@alittax

Ай бұрын

That's a good tip. What about a walking stick? You could thrust it quickly like a spear, which means quick damage, easy to use in crowded places, hard to take away from you. Plus, the police can't say you've had it lying around just to hurt someone. Just remove the rubbery end. What do you think?

@breastmeatonly

Ай бұрын

​@@alittaxThrust it quickly!😂

@mjp152

28 күн бұрын

I had one of those a while back - you could beat a horse to death with those things...

@magistrumartium

28 күн бұрын

@@alittax A walking stick is antiquated and very conspicuous.

A high intensity flashlight shone in the eyes, and a 2 foot long sharp instrument (sharpened dandelion picker, lance, pitchfork) that can be handled with one hand, thrust point forward into vital area, is lethal, and impossible to block.

If you don't have a gun use what people used before guns. Imagine kicking in a door and seeing a guy holding a long sword.... I bet you back up and close the door

@hard2hurt

3 жыл бұрын

Lots of guys voted sword... I'm gonna have to look into it.

@derpatrizier

3 жыл бұрын

The problem with a longsword is the same as with the club, you cannot swing it indoors. A short sword (a Gladius, a Cutlass) and a buckler shield, or a short word and a strong flashlight is much more effective in my humble opinion.

@FxBrour

3 жыл бұрын

I really do have a one and a half hand Bastard Sword hanging on my Wall. Have trained to use it in full contact Battles for 6 years too :'D. But I also should get a one handed fighting axe seems way more practical, though I would opt for the historical Viking version since I am already trained with that.

@freneticfanatic

3 жыл бұрын

A gladius would probably work well.

@FxBrour

3 жыл бұрын

@@freneticfanatic Yeah a gladius could be cool but I would opt for something with a smaller less heavy blade like a sax or a long dagger. A Gladius does inflict massiv damage but is a definetly on the slow side of one handed weapons through its thick head heavy blade, there is a reason why it was used in combinatiion with a shield.

Horse head mask, Viagra, no pants, machete, start crying and screaming its dinner time! They die from shock

@unkwn1157

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@atomkid1221

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Boomerchill

3 жыл бұрын

or from laughing themselves to death

@andrewlaw239

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahab gold

@SimpStonks

3 жыл бұрын

Best response!

I once found myself in a friend's appartment as 3 guys started breaking down the door. There were 4 of us in the couch at the time, we had all done some martial arts and in the room with us were a sword, an executioner's axe from the 1600's with actual souls in it, a baseball bat and a hammer. We were loaded! And what happened when the door started braking down is exactly what mike said would happen. Everybodys eyes got really big really fast and everyone was just staring for a considerable amount of time before we sprang into action and grabbed the weapons. However, when we realized that these guys had brought guns it took only about a microsecond for me to teleport to the balcony and jump. Everyone else landed injured but man i landed running, and i kept running for a considerable amount of time!

@CornyBum

6 ай бұрын

"an executioner's axe from the 1600's with actual souls in it" LOL how many of those souls you think were laughing at yall bailing?

@fredriksjoblom5161

6 ай бұрын

@@CornyBum most likely every one and their grandmother! 😅

@remisan7214

3 ай бұрын

Feed the axe, poor homie gotta clean 4 long trails of blood splatter

@austineleo5839

2 ай бұрын

Yeah not true

@fredriksjoblom5161

2 ай бұрын

@@austineleo5839 like you know anything about anything. Mike probably made up everything about him being a cop too right? We probably don't even need cops cause crime as a whole is probably just not true... 😂

1:34 Bro... I'm in the bath with a sponge. What am I supposed to do?

@beatbasher

3 ай бұрын

Stand up, the intruder might die laughing. Haha just messing.

@matturner6890

Ай бұрын

I mean, you *have* to throw the sponge. They might not want random person's shower sponge on them, who knows?

@daltonbecker4494

9 күн бұрын

Bar of soap as a projectile?

@DylanJo123

5 күн бұрын

Helicopter

This video is the entire conversation I have with myself as I'm going to sleep

@4nhk066

3 жыл бұрын

3am thoughts ay?

@yvyibree3754

3 жыл бұрын

You’re my kind of person

@4nhk066

3 жыл бұрын

@@yvyibree3754 no homo*

@cardo92w

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, everyone should.

@hauntingattiffanys2537

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

The best melee weapon for home-defence in my opinion is a spear. In my country guns are very hard to get and it is illegal to get a license for self-defence so alot of people rely on melee weapons. People make their own spears with a broom handle, kitchen knife and duct tape then place it beside them when they sleep. The spear is a perfect and unusual home defence weapon in my opinion because it is easy to thrust a spear in a hallway but it is difficult to swing a machete or a bat. It creates great distance which would he hard to close and it has been proven as one of the most effective weapons through history.

@PregnantWhale3000

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't mind me asking but whereabouts do you live?

@samward9294

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man, way too big and unwieldy for inside a house

@kelvinwilliams6999

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe an assegai spear because of the short length.

@lb4581

3 жыл бұрын

The spear was the main military weapon for almost all of human history by every army for a reason. It works well... like really well. With virtually no training

@lb4581

3 жыл бұрын

Sam Ward if you’re in a hallway, and someone else is down the hall with a spear, you aren’t getting close to them and staying alive.

Was a foil fencer for several years on and off so one of my favorite home defense weapons is my colichemarde. It is definitely not my first pick for a good practical weapon but it is my favorite, especially since its the only weapon I'm well trained to use.

Imagine being this terrified all the time. Sad.

@Blackgrass1

Күн бұрын

Better than dead.

Your number one home defense object, even before a gun; a barky dog that gives you early warning. Those few seconds allowing you to react make all the difference.

@marcusbrown7817

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149

Жыл бұрын

And a small army of them is even better. Cover the invader in angry dog bodies.

@Maxbotz11

Жыл бұрын

I have 4 dogs including a husky, I’m all set

@jaylewis2315

Жыл бұрын

My corso is all I need

@michaelburke6552

Жыл бұрын

I agree but my beloved dog has died & I can't bring myself to get another so I now have video & alarm bell's for early warning!

I have a civil war era musket in every room in my house, my whole family of 5 are trained to use them in a variety of formations with the 2 girls firing first while the boys fire second as the girls are reloading for the volley. Challenging all comers.

@rog991

3 жыл бұрын

Are you and your family okay? Also, I feel like all that smoke would make great cover for a bayonet charge, if you're feeling up for it.

@cameronmackay9666

3 жыл бұрын

@@rog991 I like your tactics. You are on!

@derpatrizier

3 жыл бұрын

Don´t forget the bayonet charge

@xxnonstopdancingxx

3 жыл бұрын

MATILDA! RELOAD!

@Durmomo0

3 жыл бұрын

AFFIX BAYONETS!

Excellent information! Thank you so much!

Sir, I've watched many of your wonderful and well thought out videos, and I am absolutely a fan of your work. My background is Taekwondo many-many years ago and later in my life (what I've come to believe is the more effective systems of Kali and Silat). From years of learning about anatomy and physiology and combining this knowledge with Kali and Silat, and understanding that the blade does not have to be large at all (however a very pointy and very sharp blade is always a good thing), and placement is also an extremely important thing. Combining knowledge, commitment to the defense, and training can absolutely be a devastating combination. There are many places on the human body where the puncture [with a jagged cut] does not have to be very-very deep at all to cause sufficient permanent damage to cause the attacker to stop what he is doing and wonder where his next breath is coming from, or wait....wait...I'm loosing consciousness due to blood loss...um...what...and then the lights go dark type of thing. I absolutely understand that no one is just going to let you do these things, but all I am saying is, if they are in your house and are going to kill you anyway, you absolutely have to do the things that you have been training to do for years and years, and you cannot hesitate, or your loved ones will absolutely be next. This mindset (from a front-line type of theater...I believe) is extremely necessary because these types of intruders in ones home ABSOLUTELY mean you harm (permanent harm), and I truly believe that hesitation can be the end of you and your loved ones. Commitment to an explosive defense (even if I am killed in the defense of my family) is super-super important. After all, what is the alternative, the annihilation of my family??? With these types of things in mind, my training over the many-many years has been very-very realistic and NOT point based.....at all...because in the real world, I'm well aware of the fact that you get ONE chance, and one chance only to save your loved ones (and this is NOT a [macho man] garbage thing ....at all). Peace, love, and happiness to you and your family, my brother. I love your videos, and may you always be well, sir.

swinging an axe screaming " I have got Aids and covid" should stun any intruder.

@hard2hurt

3 жыл бұрын

Until they're like "Me too!"

@RaffyAyala

3 жыл бұрын

Bonus points if you start coughing

@tomasmonzon207

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the actual home defense weapons are actually to hurt yourself. Pros know that the best way to deal with a home intruder is stabbing yourself in the arm and start swinging at them

@JG-201

3 жыл бұрын

what about talking like some crazy cannibal happy for having another victim ? or anything else as crazy

@RaffyAyala

3 жыл бұрын

José Garza only if you’re Anthony Hopkins

One tip to add: Leaving a weapon sitting by the door is the same thing as offering it to an intruder. He's now an armed intruder.

@solomonstello

Жыл бұрын

If he wasn't before..

@legallyfree2955

Жыл бұрын

@@solomonstello I was going to say, he is probably already an armed intruder and your front door probably should be locked so you should get at least a few seconds before he can get through it.

@VendettasRevolution

Жыл бұрын

Good. Now I have a better defense in a court case. 😂

@wawawuu1514

Жыл бұрын

Intruders usually don't enter through the main door, I think. But yeah, I agree in spirit.

@giantcocgaming9884

Жыл бұрын

Gotta make the fight even

The Debra in me feels called out

I am someone who cannot legally own a firearm . My 4foot oak closet rod, i keep by my door is my weapon of choice, and it has served me well. I spent 3 years of my life studying traditional Wah Lum Kungfu, including specifically staff and spear drills, so this little piece of closet rod is the weapon I am most proficient in. I have already used it during a home invasion, to great effect. I am very very aware things could have gone poorly for me ,but as far as my options go, this is my best one.

@anonymousf454

3 ай бұрын

Can you own black powder guns? I don't believe they are classified as firearms and can actually be ordered through the mail in most states. Some of those cap and ball revolvers would absolutely work for self defense, just as they did when they were new technology. You could get the barrel shortened and use it for your ccw too. There are vids showing the effectiveness of these.

@James-Johnson313

3 күн бұрын

​@@anonymousf454 I came here to say this. What you said is 100% accurate.

@anonymousf454

3 күн бұрын

@@James-Johnson313 Thank you Sir. If I could not own a regular firearm, but could own a black powder percussion revolver, I would feel I could defend myself alright against one or two attackers. Plus once you discharge a shot you kind of have a smoke screen to make you escape..lol Hell I saw one guy put a red dot on one and harvest a deer. They are no joke.

@James-Johnson313

3 күн бұрын

@@anonymousf454 completely agree, they are no joke!

When your wife/girlfriend asks you what your thinking about.

@deleteduser3455

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t have a gf I’m too weird lol but as for where I am and what weapon I’d use well i got a homemade bat upstairs but likely I’d use the flashlight I have on me at all times also as for pepper spray because hard to hurt was talking about it. My issues with it is one it’s illegal where I live and 2 unlike say a axe which will most likely drop someone regardless of how scary dangerous they are. I can’t imagine pepper spray being effective. When I think of self defence I imagine me going force on force with someone significantly stronger than me

@faraday9234

2 жыл бұрын

You're *

@BackBeater

2 жыл бұрын

No

@timhaugen6410

2 жыл бұрын

If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking.

@lamda5692

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah true 🤣

Medieval armor and waving a sword while screaming "Have at thee!!!" is the best defense

@insuchaway

3 жыл бұрын

Also good for road rage.

@youngstrategistgaming

2 жыл бұрын

yes i would wear roman armor and carry a gladius or a bow and arrow and shoot with arrows from upstairs

@theofficialgreenkane9645

2 жыл бұрын

ONLY in a British accent

@helloperson9445

2 жыл бұрын

Or an axe and yell charge like a viking

@kirbyjoe7484

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody wants to mess with crazy. Crazy is scary. Crazy does stuff like making homemade claymore mines filled with feces-coated nails. Crazy will make people back off fast.

A nice ash or hickory axe handle. Available in different lengths. I keep one that's midway between a hatchet handle and a full size axe handle. Can be used with one hand. Light but very hard.

@jb-xc4oh

Ай бұрын

You bet and this is why police carry batons, very effective at disabling people. The wrists and collar bone are very vulnerable targets and can easily be broken by even a moderate blow.

There is an automotive tire tool, with a pry bar one side, and a large rubber (mallet) knob on the opposite. This would be my go to on a one handed close in fighting item to wield.

I've actually yelled "Police freeze!" and had a eight armed assailant with a weapon run off.

@MarcillaSmith

3 жыл бұрын

Reported for impersonating an officer

@contentdeleted334

3 жыл бұрын

MustangWriter i don’t believe you.

@nummnutz7046

3 жыл бұрын

@@MustangWriter ha you checked the guy beat you and he very well beat me damn your 14 subs

@jhowardsupporter

3 жыл бұрын

That's my plan B in all situations. "Police get on the ground" "Police drop your weapon". Buy me time to attack. I also want a DEA jacket to wear around but I want it in really high quality. I might start my own clothing line with that jacket later, it's legal in other countries.

@idku856

3 жыл бұрын

@@MustangWriter dyummmm dat was a violation

You're right, most people don't realise how close and personal it is to use a knife on someone, and you have to persist at it. Stabbing someone is very emotional. It's nothing like the speed and distance of coldly shooting someone with a nice handgun. What you should remember with any weapon is, if you fail to use it, they will likely use it on you.

@clydeneedham3284

Жыл бұрын

I agree,spent over 20 yes in prison, your right.

@mitchellr1234

Жыл бұрын

Did a self defense course that focused alot on knives. There are no good options for both attacker and defender when a knife is, its a high chance both knife user and unarmed person will be hurt. The distances are just too close.

@reddbendd

Жыл бұрын

you should also get into wrestling if you plan on carrying a knife, it helped me a lot

@reddbendd

Жыл бұрын

a kerambit is the best option right next to a dagger

@EugeneSSmith

Жыл бұрын

I am never emotional while stabbing.

I’ve recently bought a micro pick axe/mattock tool from my local hardware for gardening. It’s smaller than a normal size pick axe and is perfect for one hand self defence use. It’s still got enough weight to cause considerable damage and has a flat chisel side for blunt force trauma or a sharp pick side for a death blow. Add a tactical flashlight and whoever’s coming into my home uninvited may not be leaving.

Cutlass in my bedroom. The last thing they'll hear is "Avast scallywag!".

@S.Grenier

3 жыл бұрын

The very same, cutlass in the bedroom. The truly discerning home defender appreciates a modicum of hand protection on their weapon of choice.

@BigHossHackworth

3 жыл бұрын

@@S.Grenier Indeed. It cuts, it thrusts and its not too long.

@mkjcb

3 жыл бұрын

BWAhahahaha

@Spartan120

3 жыл бұрын

Cutlass here too. Pirates used them because they were equally effective on open ship decks and cramped hull quarters. They slice, chop, and stab at all ranges and can still pummel up close with the hand guard. I only wish there were more (reliable) cutlasses available on the market.

@hard2hurt

3 жыл бұрын

Aarrrr

I got a dog, but he frickin thinks everyone is his friend. He'd probably help the robbers pick out what to steal.

@nickwilliams8302

3 жыл бұрын

Does he make noises when he meets these "new friends"? 'Cause if he does, he's working just fine. A family dog is a warning system, not a weapon.

@internetexplorer7143

3 жыл бұрын

My dog would probably sleep and just let the robber steal things

@willg37

3 жыл бұрын

give my dog a treat and BAM...robber has a new best friend.

@jayn8392

3 жыл бұрын

Mine are nice but loud as hell. They hear any noise at all that could be a person and they freak out barking. Good guard dogs bad attack dogs.

@TheMainsheet

3 жыл бұрын

Jay Coy hell buddy my dog would hold the flashlight for anyone that wanted to break in!

I keep a small camping shovel by my bed, tbh the shovel is a mean tool and give you a lot of options

@PeterMinoz-px3kx

19 күн бұрын

In WW's soldiers used their entrenching tool to defend themselves.

Great video, tons of information!

Being a geologist, I have a lot of rocks lying around.

@loganricard8713

3 жыл бұрын

Why would I throw my precious rocks at them? I'd be guarding the rocks while intruder stares at me protecting my granite

@matthewettsen8060

3 жыл бұрын

@@loganricard8713 you are right. No idea what I was thinking when I wrote that comment.

@bimisikocheng

3 жыл бұрын

As a minecraft player i would craft a stone sword

@Krissada1000

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, Mr Flinstone 😀😀

@roddanlives2650

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but did you play baseball?

Practicing knife fighting has only convinced me that I don’t want to be in a knife fight. You will not make it out unharmed period.

@gorillagrizzly304

3 жыл бұрын

If your opponent has a knife, run to stay alive. It's as simple as that you can only loose trying to defend yourself

@XRinger

3 жыл бұрын

A coworker who lived in Boston, went out to stop a thug breaking into his car, ended up almost disemboweled. Got a month off work. The fresh scar made an impression on me. My scars from being knifed are tiny. 🤓

@jonp3197

3 жыл бұрын

@@XRinger what happened to the co worker exactly? Belly got sliced up bad? Did he almost die?

@kennethh2430

3 жыл бұрын

The only time I can see myself going toe to toe against someone who has an edged weapon if I were unarmed, is if there is absolutely no other option or in the extreme situation I'm the only 'meat shield' between those I love. I'd run away, fuk trying to win a knife engagement. Even if you do "win", chances are you're going to bleed out and die soon after. A person I knew years ago, who is a badass brawler, was in a "fist fight" with someone. Thankfully my buddy quickly realized his arms were bleeding profusely and GTFO while he could. The other person had at one, if not two straight razors and was going to work with them. This is why I enjoy regulated fighting. People are usually friendly, their pals aren't going to jump in, you're probably not going to get shot or stabbed by someone, etc...

@XRinger

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonp3197 He had one long diagonal cut across his abdomen. The thug cut and ran. My friend went to his knees and used both hands to keep his guts off the sidewalk. He got infected and was in serious condition for two weeks. It took months to fully recover.

Good to see a man take his work seriously and enjoy it at the same time.

Bedroom, a sleep, and the only option is a knife, large Mag-light and my hands given Australia’s legislation. The choice comes down to the situation and situational awareness. The Mag-light’s mass means that it is more unwieldy than a bladed weapon. However, if it’s dark, the light-blindness can allow an initial advantage. One item not raised is that it’s always beneficial to have options, akin to the phrase, “different horses for different courses”. Think of it like Rock-Paper-Scissors. You don’t know in-advance what your adversary might have, and you’ll have a split second to determine and acquire what is your best option given the circumstances.

Rule number 1, never bring a knife to a pan fight

@srobeck77

3 жыл бұрын

ill take my odds deflecting several pan strikes with my forearms vs several knife strikes that cause my arms to bleed out and is followed up by inevitable stabs to vital organs.

@Angelwolfs9

3 жыл бұрын

That's why you should always buy cast iron, not those flimsy stainless steel "Walmart" pans! You can break a person's wrist or forearm fairly easy with a good cast iron fry pan!

@mr.meowgi9876

3 жыл бұрын

Bonk

@deleteduser3455

3 жыл бұрын

One sorta dumb thing was the pepper spray like if the person doesn’t care about pepper spray you have no stopping power and with an axe or a gun even if that doesn’t stop them with pain it stops them with damage like an axe is extremely effective a two handed baseball bat isn’t even close to as effective as an axe as a weapon two handed axes have been used for thousands of years to kill people they do insanely high amounts of damage that it doesn’t really matter because sure you may have to strike more than once but how long is someone going to fight for after you chop off their arm or remove a chunk of their skull or something two handed axes are unbelievably deadly

@k.v.7681

3 жыл бұрын

@@srobeck77 That's because you have shit pans. I have pretty decent kitchen supplies given that I cook a lot, and I'd rather take a clean cut on the forearm than a whack of my sauce pan. My partner had a broken foot after letting my smallest one drop on it. And it's two times smaller than the one he had in the video.

"You have to have a weapon in every room" *Pulls out RPG from under son's bed*

@JannikSohn

3 жыл бұрын

That part is idiotic. You need to have limited really well hidden or only accessable by you. Or none. If you have a weapon in every room you get one, the intruder gets another, now you are equally equipped again and its a shootout. Equal footing no guns is far better, if you having a gun and the intruder not is better or worse depends on wether you are an empathy cripple and able to turn off your head.

@hydrolito

3 жыл бұрын

They would need to be out of sight or burglar would have the weapons.

@USA2Brazil

3 жыл бұрын

Ever been hit in the head with d20, those dice hurt.

@mimszanadunstedt441

3 жыл бұрын

*breaks wall for emergency turkey roast*

@JustinNathanson

2 жыл бұрын

howd you know?

Living room, literally just my coffee cup I'm holding right now. 2:01

you’re f’n awesome man. glad to know im not the only one whos thinking like this

Someone getting poked with scissors or getting beat with a ps4 controller 😂😂😂

@danielbenavides8287

3 жыл бұрын

Living room, dual candle holder

@angelvalle9963

3 жыл бұрын

Scissors saved my life ! I Was attacked by 2 guys lucky for me I was able to reach the scissors on a table and fight back.

@dsauce223

3 жыл бұрын

Classic , lol.

@dlowfresh

3 жыл бұрын

You went from 100 to zero with that lol

@dadocta8355

3 жыл бұрын

@@dlowfresh Lol

So I found this on the internet. You take a Roomba, and attach a Claymore mine, and for the psychological warfare, you start playing some 60s Vietnam era music.

@bumblorsanchez8982

3 жыл бұрын

That’s some metal gear shit right there

@Between2Riverz

3 жыл бұрын

That’s dastardly. I like it.

@grsimpson3957

3 жыл бұрын

@@bumblorsanchez8982 It should have been something in Peace Walker

@williamm9435

3 жыл бұрын

Fortunate Son starts blasting over the previously installed in house speaker

@hard2hurt

3 жыл бұрын

Roomba? Pfft... more like BOOM-ba... amirite?

Aluminum bat, machete, crow bar, axe, large hammer (sledge), golf club, sword, bow, crossbow, spears, kitchen knives, the choices are almost endless. My personal choice next to a great shotgun, is the crossbow silent great range, easy to use, & most importantly very quiet. Next spear, sword, axe, crow bar, or aluminum bat does maximum damage without getting to close. Obviously these are backups for handguns, assault rifles, shotguns, & high power sniper rifles, and maybe even hand grenades. Believe me when I say it pays to be prepared..

At a yard sale I picked up a very small gardening shovel. It is long enough for me to stay away from an attacker. It is now sharp enough to shave with. I image I could swing it, but a thrust to the neck , leg or anywhere, would work well. It is in my bedroom. I also have a roofing hammer, similar to the small hand axe shown. I should sharpen it and keep handy.

My two Rottweilers would help but I can't keep calling my daughter's that.

@nickhousman6222

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_M_D_M_

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@cris-vv1pn

3 жыл бұрын

Dude that's so funny thank you for my laugh off the day

@Straight_Fighting

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@syteanric

3 жыл бұрын

😂

As a tradie, I find the idea of facing a carpenter armed with their favorite hammer terrifying.

@johnwade1095

Жыл бұрын

Trades tend to use their tools effectively

@j1derli

Жыл бұрын

I'm a truck driver and I use a 3 Lb. sledge everyday, tire thumper, I could do some damage with that thing. A good idea, I didn't think about that before now.

@johnwade1095

Жыл бұрын

@James Wunderli get a 32oz ball pein. Easier to swing.

@pmac5934

8 ай бұрын

I don't. Most tradesmen around here couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo never mind a nail with a hammer. I'm actually more worried for my safety when their genuine intention is to build something.

@lossurfistos

4 ай бұрын

Unless you’re a window dresser like I was….. here I come with a mannequin arm, aaaarrrggghhhh! Ok maybe scary now that I think about it.

I’ll go the home alone route and have a paint can tied to a trip wire when they walk in. 😂

Your content is good, subscribed, thanks

My house so small though as they break in they be breaking out

@mizzdannful

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahha

@davidmarquez9269

3 жыл бұрын

Patient 0 😂 still bigger than mine

@fleds8517

3 жыл бұрын

Hohoho...that was funny.

Burglar breaks into house Me: "Alexa, play ancient Roman-themed playlist" Alexa: * plays The Gladiator soundtrack * Me: Roma Invicta! * rhythmically bashes gladius on tower shield while marching forward * Several burglars break into house Me: "Alexa, play quote from Conan the Barbarian " Alexa: "Chush yoa enemies, watch zem flee, listen to ze cries of thea women" Me: * Unsheaths runic sword * Exactly two burglars break into house Me: "Alexa, play Home Alone soundtrack" Burglars: "... shit we're outta here"

@Exsyting

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I literally have a gladius that first one killed me

@assassinmanx6128

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention to have a 2 minute talk with krohm(spell check)? Before burglars enter lol.

@skaruts

3 жыл бұрын

*Me:* _"THIS! IS! SPAAARTAA!"_ *Bandits:* _"Wut? Are we in the right place?"_

@jooot_6850

3 жыл бұрын

*INCREDIBLIS*

Always nice to see others who think of a tomahawk, when a gun might not be a viable option. Most people don't consider the issue of missed shots, and the walls they will penetrate. If you have loved ones on the other side, that can be extremely problematic. Not everyone is a sure shot, just like not everyone has necessarily trained with their weapon of choice.

@barbaramatthews4735

2 ай бұрын

I was trained to shoot in the military. I actually think if I had access to a firearm, I would not hesitate to shoot center mass. Something would click. I'm more afraid of what comes next. I think it would screw up my head later. During the invasion, I think I would become more automatic and respond to the level of threat.

From Great Britain, so appreciate this advice. Have hammer under mattress and hammer head close at hand.

what is going on here? Is this Home Alone 30 years later?

@burnerjack01

3 жыл бұрын

(slap slap) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@erikstark3250

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The best reason Not to choose an edged weapon for home defence: It's YOUR house: YOU'LL have to clean up the mess.

@phillipanselmo8540

3 жыл бұрын

actually if you murder someone the police does all the work for you

@daviddiaz5815

3 жыл бұрын

@@phillipanselmo8540 seriously?

@k.v.7681

3 жыл бұрын

@@daviddiaz5815 Crime scenes are cleaned. Of blood and debris anyway. Sure they won't dust the chimney mantle, but you're unlikely to come back home walking in dry blood...

@reaganoliver956

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.v.7681 they may not get rid of the stain but it’ll be sanitized for sure

@ChiTownGuerrilla

3 жыл бұрын

@@phillipanselmo8540 False. Usually the home owner pays specialized cleaning companies that deal with cleaing biohazards. There's a company on Instagram that films clean ups.

Something worth noting with axes, weapon axes and tool axes have very different heads - weapon axes always have much smaller, lighter heads, for more speed, and will still deal some serious damage. Tool axes with larger heads are able to have larger ones, because they don't need to be used with any real speed or sense of urgency. Sure, it'd really suck to get hit by one, if you survived, but a weapon axe is ready to swing again before you've even stopped the swing of a splitter or something like that

Good home defense plan: Have effective exterior perimeter security/alert system to detect the presence of an intruder... BEFORE he gets to your front door or other entry point.

@HighSierraBob

2 жыл бұрын

@Pony Faced Dog Soldier - that's why you want to have motion sensors around your property in strategic positions to know that the zombies are there BEFORE they get to your front door. IF they come through your door, well... you gotta take care of business.

@beckerqueiroz

2 жыл бұрын

Good idea, but I wouldn't want to rely too much on tech for defense. Unless you have a pretty good plan B.

@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but what's the plan past that if they get to a entry point and not caring about the system? as the system would serve as a extra reaction time so you can get your flamethrower ready

@HighSierraBob

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena - put your defense plan into place. Maybe that's a bat, a knife or a gun... that's up to you. The point is, just have a plan BEFORE something bad goes down!

@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

2 жыл бұрын

@@HighSierraBob the best plan is the one where you have to use the least amount of energy such as using a gun however since most people find that scary and rather die than to kill might as well go with a flamethrower as everyone has that one family member that leaves their perfume everywhere and everyone should have a lighter so everyone basically has a flame thrower or fireball spitter if it is not a constant stream of Axe body spray Then again i am the type of person that has to explain to law enforcement why the intruder is laying there with napalm burns which napalm itself is not illegal to have or make and not hard at all just a stop to your local dollar store for ingredients...and using it on people well that one would probably be harder than using a Gun to define as self defense surprisingly and if not then that's just sad. Anyways chemistry class can be dangerous accidently especially if you did not intend for the finished product to be napalm I will just tell you now don't go to any sites to buy napalm it is better if you just make it yourself as 1 it's cheaper and 2 you actually know what you are getting. And for the love of god do not play mad scientist and find out a different way to make it as at that point you need to ask if you should not if you can and its crazy how 1 google search would tell you how to make the stuff and how a banana peel could make a nuclear reactor go critical

My name is debra, and I'm spooked and sitting here home alone in my house being like "OK, I'D GRAB A KITCHEN KNIFE mr. Tactical man!!" And I felt so called out at 6:51. How did he know?!? I had to pause and question my reality for a second.

@kysapsvp

3 жыл бұрын

My name is Kyle and I was like what type KZread advertising software is he using 😂

@robertvezina3669

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I laughed at that!

@leonardkellum6984

3 жыл бұрын

use bug spray, bear spray, a crossbow, and then...

@josephjostar1069

3 жыл бұрын

The Truman show was based on you Debra

@danielmeecham464

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha. That is hilarious!

Thanks, great video. That got me thinking. I've got a knife hanging behind the bedroom door and a short heavy club in a corner. I will come up with something else now.

Gladius. A time tested and designed for close quarter fighting, thrusting, and in some instances, slicing. Great one handed weapon.

Petrol chainsaw. That would put any intruder off when they hear that starting up.

@cafenightster4548

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean, "Try and Start up". I don't think any chainsaw ive used started on the first pull or third.

@user-pq9gy3fq1q

3 жыл бұрын

@@cafenightster4548 how about electric chainsaws. They dont make as much sound, but either way, a chainsaw is a chainsaw.

@germanshepherdlover2613

3 жыл бұрын

My barstard chainsaw probably wouldn't start, the robber would say "is the choke fully out? here give me a try" LOL

@cafenightster4548

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-pq9gy3fq1q yeaahh, an electric chainsaw is nothing compared to a gas chainsaw, those things are loud...i mean loud asf.

@user-pq9gy3fq1q

3 жыл бұрын

@@cafenightster4548 yeah, and i believe they have higher torque, so it makes, _cleaner_ cuts.

Leave a note saying "shoes off" then throw Lego down the stairs

@vwluvin9164

3 жыл бұрын

You sicko

@realPromotememedia

3 жыл бұрын

D4 caltrops

@joescola7498

3 жыл бұрын

F-ing maniac!

@deleteduser3455

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@idkanymore5922

3 жыл бұрын

Are you crazy? A Lego is way too lethal

I cracked up when you shot the fly. Very funny. Thanks. Alicia

I keep a hickory axe handle next to the bed, next to the couch, and in my main hallway. Plus I have a rack with three sticks on it in the living room and one of those is a hickory axe handle as well. Hoping that means I have a weapon at hand at all times.

Gerber- black one-handed machete/saw combo.... works GREAT. Impossible to approach and disarm as the double side prevents any disarm approach. ( Important.) You want "something" that CANNOT be grabbed at, or taken from you during encounter...

When he said DEBRA and looked at the camera I LOST IT. You are so funny dude,

@23695angel

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah

Physical conditioning is probably the most important in self defense. Even if you have a weapon you will need to be strong enough to strike with enough force to defend yourself.

@TON-vz3pe

Жыл бұрын

The best one is chemical weapons.

@Ethan.YT.

Жыл бұрын

​@@TON-vz3pe yeah fbi, Thats why I have mustard gas in my house

@ACE_1921

Жыл бұрын

@@Ethan.YT. yeah fbi that’s why I’ve made a mixture of C,4 H,4 CI,2S in a Coca-Cola can filled with sugar and sodium chlorite

@ACE_1921

Жыл бұрын

@@TON-vz3pe wrong the real best one is to duck tape a m18 claymore to a roomba

@magnusryder

Жыл бұрын

​@@TON-vz3pe boiling hot sugar water

A Gladius and a bulletproof shield would be cool and very practical, but the most available thing in my city is a hard bat 😅

I tested the pan idea at my last surprise party. I knew it was happening so I was well prepared. Thanks a lot, it worked brilliantly.

Icy Mike: "I don't care if you're a level 8 dwarven barbarian, like me"

@robbiehrouda8195

3 жыл бұрын

Best line ever.

@rubylee4704

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

The best weapon can be your best friend, a light-sleeping guard dog.

@Andyhaucqog1

3 жыл бұрын

@Theonlyonestanding You can but pretty sure that dog will get you first

@ZamWeazle

3 жыл бұрын

@Theonlyonestanding That's no good! It only works on bears! And when you say bears, do you mean the wild animal variety or a large, hairy gay man?

@Phaminator525

3 жыл бұрын

@Theonlyonestanding But a guard dog takes out the element of surprise.... even if a invader has a gun you can get ready behind a corner or get your own gun out 😂. If an invader is halfway through your house then you're fucked. A dog will let you know by the time hes on your front porch or backyard. Use your head buddy.

@SailorRob

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my dog would be snoring under the covers as I got strangled to death.

@bca-biciclindcuaxel7527

3 жыл бұрын

The best weapon it is me ! I am the one that guards the dogs lmao .

I like the pot idea!

I keep a 14 inch bowie knife, a eastwood framing hammer and no lights. Always learn your house in the dark. Know all creaking floors and doors. Do night drills till you have a 3 plan strategy on attacks.

Just want to say, huge kudos to acknowledging that some people just aren’t going to have a gun in their home and saying it respectfully. That is quite rare in this conversation space

@Minsang1st

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? He navigated through that with class

@digiphot2

3 жыл бұрын

Not having a gun does not a smart person make! was Oliver Cromwell's directions to his troops! If you have kids then keep it where they can't get to it! Six feet off the deck works for me, and should do for the safety of your family, because home intruders will not show you any respect, with or without a cross on your wall! And God does not forgive Stupid! And crosses are not bullet proof!

@irispettson

3 жыл бұрын

@@digiphot2 Unfortunately that's the reality many people live in, the government in that country doesn't allow people to have guns to defend themselves.

@TC2642

3 жыл бұрын

@@digiphot2 No way that I can get a gun in the UK.

@TheTrueDoomSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

Lol "rare"

All the dislikes are dudes who are 6'4 and black belts in 3 different martial arts

@sanderson9338

3 жыл бұрын

Nope its people who have confidence in their own home defence plans. Anyone who fails to plan plans to fail. There is some good info here but some bs too.

@Supernaught00

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanderson9338 what's the b.s.?

@jonathanwessner3456

3 жыл бұрын

Well, i am 6'6" and not a black belt in any. :P

@Supernaught00

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanwessner3456 lol wtf you're almost an entire foot taller than me.

@jonathanwessner3456

3 жыл бұрын

@@Supernaught00 my parents didn't believe in spanking, they used the rack....I am also the tallest in my family...

In my room, and my half finished bottle of beer looks like my best option currently.

Kay, so you asked where we are and what we have besides the guns. I'm in the back bedroom and I keep my OLight Warrior 3 flashlight and a couple of Skallywag blades within arms reach or on me wherever I am in the house. And empty hand training.

A few weeks ago I decided to practice throwing an axe with my brother… for self defense. I have the same throwing tomahawk you have, the black one. I threw it at a tree and it ricocheted and hit my leg, very close to an artery. Long story short, I wasn’t as dangerous as I thought i was. Loved this video and all the tips!

@SuperWhatapain

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh thx for sharing. I've seen people doing that but didn't think about it ricocheting. I'll pass on trying that. Glad you weren't hurt👍

@M357.

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperWhatapain yeah tomahawks are very dangerous when they come back i nearly hit my head 2 times for my luck i have good reflexes and have got it with my hand before it stuck in my head luckily it was just small cuts in my hand not so bad

@benjaminreade8447

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE get a target..... most trees are way too tough for practicing, you'd need power plus accuracy for it to stick.

@garychandler4296

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah toss that at me and miss. Thank you for the weapon I didn't have a second ago...!

@julietfischer5056

2 жыл бұрын

@@garychandler4296- Throwing axes have existed. Usually thrown at people who also have weapons.

"I don't think knives are self defense weapons" Doug Marcaida: "But they will keel"

@ChuckJacksontampaphotographer

3 жыл бұрын

A trained knife fighter can do some REAL damage with a knife. Methinks his comments are for the untrained as it relates to knives and home defense...

@jacobreynolds3917

3 жыл бұрын

Forged In Fire, nice

@andrewdodds3007

3 жыл бұрын

Ask OJ Simpson lol

@jamesbunda806

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChuckJacksontampaphotographer yes. Your inviting people the other person to use that knife as well if you don’t know how to thrust it and retract it properly. From da hip

@reclutacontramontina5354

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbunda806 I mean you can say the same about guns... I don't know why this guy thinks a gun is instantly the best weapon for self defense after saying "I think you can't kill someone" "I think you'll freeze". Then what's the damn point? You think you can shoot someone? If he gets too close that he can take your gun and point it at you, what will you do? A knife is far better (as long as you're not dealing with someone with a gun) because you can decide how lethal you want/can be with it. A misplaced gun shot can instantly kill a person that maybe was only drunk and got into the wrong house. Then you go to jail. Both the firearm and the knife are threatening, but only one tells you "I cannot hurt you if you don't get close, so please don't come close", the other instantly tells the other guy "I can kill you right now, what will you do?". If the other guy has a gun and sees you reaching for your gun, what do you think he will do? Sing a happy song while you take your gun and point it a him? He'll most likely kill you before you can react. So no, the best home defense weapon would always be a knife, but the best defense of all would be to hide your family and if you can and let the bad guys room to leave. No possession or money in the world is worth your life.

I am in my living room with my work desk in the corner of it. Kali stick is under my desk, couple of antique short swords and nunchaku next to fireplace.

The baseball by the door is for when you have to grab something and run outside

"I dont think you would be able to stab this into someone" *Laughs in butcher*

@reclutacontramontina5354

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you can stab someone, what are you, a serial killer? Oh but I do think you can shoot someone dead, of course...

@jakewilliamson1475

3 жыл бұрын

@Redgren Grumbholdt yeah wouldn't take long at all

@tomaszgaluba1459

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think that any "bad guy", even well trained, would be that willing to take the risk of approaching someone with the knife, even a complete amateur. Assuming that this "bad guy" is going with just bare hands, that is.

@reclutacontramontina5354

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomaszgaluba1459 Exactly. The knife is the right ammount of "Don't approach me, you'll lose more than you'll gain" and "I have more power in my hands than I can handle if I don't intend to kill you" What can you do with a gun other than killing the intruder? Could someone live knowing they just killed someone that got into the wrong house?

@tomaszgaluba1459

3 жыл бұрын

@@reclutacontramontina5354 Well, both knife and a gun have the intimidating factor. The first of the two even more. The fear of being stabbed in the guts or "merely" having arms slashed is something one wouldn't ignore. And if I remember well, just putting bayonettes on rifles was used as a scare tactic during WWII. I personally would rather be shot than take the frickin' bayonette between the ribs.

Living in Germany. What I noticed living in Mexico and the U.S.: Your doors really are bad. I mean, no offence but here we have solid doors with 3 bolts in the top, middle and bottom. These are already not easy to kick in. I myself have a baton and a strong flash light beside my bed. I just don’t like the idea having to come close to an invader or burglar. Anyways, best safety is to relay on reinforced doors and windows, plus a strong flashlight which you could use for hitting too...

@Rabauke2.0

3 жыл бұрын

Absolut. Die Türen und Fenster in den meisten Häusern von Ottonormalverbraucher in den USA sind ein Witz.

@dravez

3 жыл бұрын

People on the US leaves the windows open or have no protection at all on them. I wont even think about door security with those windows

@mb-watches

3 жыл бұрын

paulsan2112 thanks Buddy That and maybe a furry friend who makes noise in the first place can work already the trick

@derpatrizier

3 жыл бұрын

Als Polizist eines Nachbarlandes von Deutschland gebe ich Ihnen absolut recht, was Türen angeht, weise aber darauf hin, dass 95% ALLER Eindringlinge über ein Fenster oder Balkontüre oder Terrassentüre kommen.

@papadeltavictor664

3 жыл бұрын

Wir im Elsass, haben zwar einen einfacheren Zugang zu Waffen als in Deutschland aber das Hauptproblem bleibt : man muss bereit sein bevor die bösen Buben an der Bettkante stehen… Meine Wohnungstür wurde in diesem Sinn verstärkt und mein Waffenschrank lässt sich binnen 1 Sekunde per Fingerabdruck öffnen... Dafür wird es draußen zunehmend gefährlicher.

I took a branch from a oak tree carved, sanded, and filled the business end with chopped up tire weights. Creating a homemade loaded billy club so it hits a lot harder. I also made a trench club out of pipe and a old shovel handle.

You also need to think about what happens if your attacker gets your weapon away from you. I love that you point out how most people won't actually stab someone. Totally sgree with the pot versus knife.

I support open carry of swords

@slendermanproxies

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@rexromana

3 жыл бұрын

We can do it on Texas 😁

@guimecast8100

3 жыл бұрын

Sim

@donflamingo795

3 жыл бұрын

Honorable duels to settle our problems

@jooot_6850

3 жыл бұрын

Forget modern "fashion." I want fashion to be 20,000 dollar custom made battle ready gold hemmed plate armor and an accompanying blade fit for a king

7:03 When he called me Kyle, I felt that

@hard2hurt

3 жыл бұрын

You were asking for it

@michaelhimmel9686

3 жыл бұрын

Is Debra in here too? 😂

A pack! No not just one or two! But a pack of dogs! The one "weapon" that can not be turned against you - the dog master / pack leader!

Great video I enjoyed it.

I'm in the UK. In the event of a home invasion, I have to be careful not to bleed on them, as that would be a breach of social distancing.

@whowawoo

3 жыл бұрын

Cricket bat is most effective

@williamserasinghe9071

3 жыл бұрын

my uncle got himself a fabarm over and under double barrel shot gun he was always a clay piegeon shooter he just joined a club in leads and within 3 months he got a licence

"How sharp are your kitchen knives?" me: *laughs in chef*

@humanbiker

3 жыл бұрын

If you're strong enough, you don't need a sharp knife

@scottmacgregor3444

3 жыл бұрын

I like the little factoid that you're less likely to accidentally cut yourself with a sharp kitchen knife than a dull one.

@T1337P

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottmacgregor3444 A dull knife is the most dangerous thing in the kitchen!

@T1337P

3 жыл бұрын

Not a pro chef, but i sure damn keep my knives razor sharp. Nothing feels better than a knife running through frozen shit, or cut a soft ripe tomato in 1 mm slices without smushing it.

@michaelclarkson1376

3 жыл бұрын

Every knife in my house is kept shaving sharp.

Tomahawk/hammer combo. No pants.

I have a strobe flash light, and pepper spray and something I am pretty proficient with called a Jo staff. When used properly, it can be used in close quarters. You can use protracing and retractable moves with it. It's fast and hard to grab. And, yes, there are gnarly things one can do to your attacker if they get hold of it. But you gotta know how to use one. It's the size of a standard walking stick.

Home invaded a while ago when a "visitor" knocked on the front door I didn't want to answer the door. Next thing he's shoulder barged the back door, fell on the floor, looked up at me, said sorry then ran off jumping over a 6 foot fence without issue. Thieves want stuff easily without the fight usually. Good home defence could be as easy as locking internal doors between rooms. My house was broken into but all the downstairs doors are locked. They got into the kitchen. They got nothing. But locking doors while you're in isn't ideal.

@jackiec498

3 жыл бұрын

True.. but it heavily depends on motive. Right now there are large groups of very angry & confused fuckers looking to cause extreme physical violence unto others and they are very motivated to do so. Some if not many are not even looking for loot. Which is good, as I have none LoL 😝

@randyfocht737

2 жыл бұрын

He knocked on your front door to see if anyone was home. Then, thinking no one was home, he broke down the back door...discovered you, and ran.

As a carpenter the straight claw hammer is a favorite. Also when I was a kid our home was broken into while we were home my dad laid 3 guys out with a hot skillet (he was cooking at the time). So it definitely will work.

@garychandler4296

2 жыл бұрын

Roofers will sharpen their hammer blades to punch a roof to stop them from sliding off in a slip. They're light (fast) and grippy, good weapon if it's ON you. As a carpenter, I'd use the claw, not the face on an attacker.

@ironwoodtree

Жыл бұрын

those people felt the burn from that thing

@coryc1904

Жыл бұрын

Chris White, your Dad is awesome.

@whitechris720

Жыл бұрын

@@coryc1904 in that situation, he was. On the day to day basis he is a awful person. Very violent drunk.

@F15ElectricEagle

Жыл бұрын

A large hammer (such as a 22 oz. solid metal shaft framing hammer) makes a great weapon. However, my choice will be sold metal shaft rock pick since I'm not into carpentry, but I'm into geology.

I share the same opinion with you on knives. I am really not comfortable using knives and seeing too much blood with it, I feel like a murderer and that's why I prefer Baseball Bats or even a Combat Axe.

You forgot my weapon of choice: the small cactus on my windowsill

8:30 So, I'm not the only crazy mofo that picks-up things out of the dishwasher and practices swinging them through the air on the way to the cupboard.

@UnderclockFGC

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I didn't know other people did this

@chasedavis2483

3 жыл бұрын

I do it to

@estarriol7

3 жыл бұрын

I assure you that I have pondered the self-defense capabilities of every knife on my large knife rack at length. After watching this video, I'm moving to pots and pans. I have a pretty solid ladle that I have my eye on. ;-)

@bartle6168

3 жыл бұрын

@@estarriol7 If you are uncertain about driving a knife into the chest cavity of an enemy, cut him/her in the inside of the elbow, you don't even have to cut that deep to slash through major blood vessels and tendons. The enemy now has two choices, they can drop whatever is in their other hand and try to stop the bleeding or they can continue to fight and in under a minute fall on the floor out of blood. If they choose to put pressure on the wound you now have the choice of phoning for an ambulance and a police officer or making another hole in them.

@SKL-F-

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. No you aint.

Living in my Van for years I've found a small 18 inch metal bat, and gel pepper spray close by are the best. Great deterant for knives and swords except a gun.

Quarts of bottled beer flying down the corridor towards the intruder 😅

@mattywho8485

2 ай бұрын

As long as it's Bud Light... you wouldn't want to waste good beer !

I'm in my bedroom, I have a stun gun next to my bed and a stun baton near the door. I've also seen Home Alone like 30 times.

@My_Naginta

3 жыл бұрын

I've always thought a caddle prod would be effective. Long, slim and painful lol

@nakkadu

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you live to be that worried someone's going to break in?

@Hexatomb

3 жыл бұрын

@@nakkadu I don't live in a great neighborhood.

@nakkadu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hexatomb ah, hope you don't need your stun gun but if you do hopefully it keeps you safe!

@Hexatomb

3 жыл бұрын

@@nakkadu me too!