The self-releasing belt should be called the "Solo Spotter"

A couple years before robin Williams died he did a movie called worlds greatest dad. In the movie his son jerk killed himself case closed.

@chrislobo7945

Жыл бұрын

you didnt explain the best part tho for the ppl who didnt see the movie. He then pulls up his kids pants and tries his best to make it seem like a suicide instead.

@tylerp3327

Жыл бұрын

@@chrislobo7945 Jesus!! :(

@mrouncervideos2905

Жыл бұрын

​@Chris Lobo true😅😅

@1954telecaster

11 ай бұрын

Robin had been suicidal for a while. It wasn’t a surprise to anyone who knew him. Once he relapsed on drugs, that was it.

@moirabeast8469

8 ай бұрын

​@1954telecaster yep, then the belt came off

I’m glad I hung in there long enough for the coveted ZZ Top remixes

"He died with his boots on." "Yeah, yeah, but what about his pants?"

Look. I know they're just joking about this but, the theory holds water.

@jb1996BLOP

3 жыл бұрын

Big jay is 100% serious about this. He just says things in a funny way.

@ZMB-on5ub

3 жыл бұрын

I'm legit a convert. Not sure about Williams and they don't mention Brody thankfully. The rock stars? Converted.

@j.sigmon339

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no they are serious. They are completely convinced these are all choke jerks

@skatemobster

2 жыл бұрын

Does the defense's case hold water?

@nickhewes6860

2 жыл бұрын

@@skatemobster Great reference 👌

The break away rope, though a phenomenal idea, reminds me of the cigarettes that go out on their own so you don't die a fiery couch death if you fall asleep with one lit. Like the people that would benefit from it the most will still complain because they have to keep re-lighting.

@Twatwafflez420

2 жыл бұрын

Those self extinguishing cigarettes suck ass. There was a study that showed there was no benefit as far as fire safety goes, and they’re actually worse for you. It’s one of those things that sounds good on paper, but doesn’t actually work.

@resmarted

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and those spill proof gasoline containers that are such a bitch to pour you end up spilling it everywhere anyway.

@dickreckard5026

Жыл бұрын

you'd need like a treadmill leash attached to your wrist and keep one arm up like you're at a christian rock concert. If that arm drops, the belt comes loose.

Best setup I can think of for a safe "Choke-Jerk" session would be a breakaway belt hooked to a dunk tank mechanism like they have at carnivals except the bell/target is in front of you. As soon as you bust that 1st rope and hit the bell with it the belt releases. Shark Tank, here I come....or should I say cum..

@BIacklce

Жыл бұрын

Those hacks wouldnt be able to understand the potential, its a flesh light opportunity

@GaslightingWomen

Жыл бұрын

What is the mechanism that releases the belt? Does it come with a belt? If not, what if someone uses a traditional belt that has the metal through the hole? How will it be released? Why not just use a bungie cord that will release pressure if you pass out?

I accidentally clicked the button to go to the next video and it was Linkin Park’s “Waiting for the End”.....dead serious

@jefflabbecomedy

3 жыл бұрын

Damn your algorithm hates you

@tylerp3327

Жыл бұрын

They know

@GaslightingWomen

Жыл бұрын

That song came up recently in my music and I immediately remembered this episode. Doesn't ruin the song

Jerk Chokerson

@SuperGoldeneye1

3 ай бұрын

I almost spit out my Gatorade laughing at that 😂

High risk, High reward!

This is one of my favorite episodes. Thank you Lee!!!

I invented the dildo bike in 1993

@harpermundyy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah right, my patents been pending since ‘91

@GaslightingWomen

Жыл бұрын

Mac in It's Always Sunny actually made one so I think he's responsible for inventing it

Long Live Lee

LOVE YOU LEE!! I AM RYAN!!

@bryankelly7158

3 жыл бұрын

I... am Ryan

@angelmartin2214

3 жыл бұрын

I Am Ryan

@ElkinsEric

3 жыл бұрын

We are RYAN!

@EYE69MYSELF

3 жыл бұрын

We are Ryan

@scootsmcgoots894

3 жыл бұрын

His name was Ryan Pickering

It's funny how they still reference this in newer episodes

I love how shittily the pictures are edited 😆

After he said this, it really made me think of this and I still go to it. Jay’s a genius!

@ 3:21 The "Evenflow" Choke Jerk song is hilarious.

I AM RYAN!!!!!!!!!!

@ElkinsEric

3 жыл бұрын

WE are Ryan!!!

@bryankelly7158

3 жыл бұрын

We are all Ryan

@Hornnnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

I am ryan

"is that my leash?" PSA line didn't get enough love

100% correct on this. People thin I'm a total asshole when I explain this to them. Michael Hutchence, David Carradine, Robbin Williams, Chris Cornell, and absolutely Anthony Bourdain.

@danielpenrodii2389

7 ай бұрын

Big Jay showed us the truth.

No shit when I met BJO in Charlotte I gave him a copy of my design for a choke-jerk spotter device. I may have too much time on my hands. Crackle crackle.

These guys always sound like the video is playing at 1.50 speed

Thanks Lee

They let that "below the belt" line slide way too easily @6:00

I’m fairly certain we gotta add Bob Saget to the list.

@cameronsnyder1246

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, Nikki Glaser batted his head.lol

@chrislobo7945

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronsnyder1246 wait what? nikki did what?

@dorianearnest4648

Жыл бұрын

Busted a nut so hard it blew his skull out

@tylerp3327

Жыл бұрын

@@chrislobo7945 head.lol

@alexnoelle4202

Жыл бұрын

He choke jerked, fell to the floor, and cracked his skull!? Wtf lol

How's thing Crack Lee? Been a minute

Nick mullen has a great take on the choke jerk scene

The "Pass Out Game", as we referred to it in my neighborhood, I'm convinced, is the first time I was curious about feeling something new so it was basically the first time I remember getting high. It's wild what the desperation to feel anything else can make people do. Crackle crackle, Fuckers 🔥 🖤

Anybody else feel kind of letdown by Big Jay “The Human IMDB” Oakerson missing out on that World’s Greatest Dad reference for Robin Williams? All things equal

2023 - Matthew Perry?

They almost convinced me, but, then I remember (Cornell/Bennington) their entire discography's are practically suicide notes.

@delta-9969

3 жыл бұрын

It's not like the two are mutually exclusive... if you're depressed and suicidal you probably wouldn't blink at risking your life to feel good for 5 seconds. It's definitely a thing

@justkidding8304

4 ай бұрын

Chester Bennington is John Podesta's child. Change my mind...

They absolutely ruined Mark Walberg for me 😂

@jakeschoen7525

Жыл бұрын

"Ooooo...she got freckles."

@GaslightingWomen

Жыл бұрын

"I ain't going out there, there's robot cahs"

Wooo Beeitch! Just in time before clocking in Lee🤘

I am so happy you post these and I....am Ryan

Biggest danger in sobriety.

I trust Jay's hunches as long as they are about perverted topics.😁

@ZZ-zu9nc

10 ай бұрын

I mean they fucking called Taylor Hawkings of the foo fighters

does he go, dan? does he go? he goes he goes he goes

13:03 saving this timestamp so I can come back to the Mark Walhberg: Choke-Jerk Angel bit whenever I want.

Circle Jerk Theory is the name of my mid-aught Butt Rock band

@goatmansasquatch1485

3 жыл бұрын

Circle jerks is a great band dude

1:27:47 -"I'll get you off when you get yourself off, Nick Mullen, attorney at law."

What number of the bonfire is it where jay talks about working with Dave Navarro

That thumbnail of Batman having an affixie wank is amazing

We need to reach out to LA detectives to hear how many choke jerks there are

Has to be time release guys!

Here after bobby brought this up as a quiz show, as if it wasn't a whole bit already

@evergreenrider

8 ай бұрын

Bobby stinks

Fucking amazing!

Classic. I bring this theory up every chance i get.

I love every type of sal vulcano acts like he didn't directly contribute to the downfall of society

We are Ryan.

First I was skeptical but Jay made into a believer.

@BIacklce

3 жыл бұрын

Its tricky to know when everyone who ends up this way are depressed with suicidal history and ex-drug addicts/alchys looking for a replacement thrill. You can never really know the intent

1:23:50 for when the mull dawg part comes on

@Looneyboy

2 жыл бұрын

Comment makes life 100x easier

@corymcdonald1369

Жыл бұрын

@@Looneyboy What episode is that from?

I was a big proponent of the Choke Jerk Theory but im starting to think anyone found in a Choke Jerk death was suicided by the CIA

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

Like Bourdain?

@MrTwon1610

3 жыл бұрын

Cornell, Bennington, Caradine. They might've known something about a certain Foundation.

@phildh9150

3 жыл бұрын

I like a fun conspiracy as much as the next guy but find this (and Jay's theory/joke) disrespectful to the memory of those people. I know I'm taking a comedian too seriously.

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

@@phildh9150 Well, given that the CIA alone commit 15,000+ serious criminal offences every year on average, it wouldn't be surprising that a few famous fucks get whacked occasionally on account of them not willing to do whatever it is the CIA wants them to do. And we all know the CIA and other intelligence agencies use the media, government and Hollywood as a medium to peddle their propagandist bullshit. It's not a stretch. 👍

@MrTwon1610

3 жыл бұрын

@@phildh9150 nah, i with you fella. Its disrespectful to the legacy and the work they were trying to do before they were suicided. If they were bringing to light the evils of trafficking then they should be honoured. But you gotta find humour in it some where I suppose

Makes sense to me

If their not hanging from a beam its most likely a choke jerk...I've said this for years

@artaxAF

3 жыл бұрын

Most people don't have beams in their house, that's just in the movies. I know 4 people who have hung themselves, none of them were hanging from a beam, and none of them were choke-jerking.

@artaxAF

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGubernatis ok bro

@niteshade8546

3 жыл бұрын

@@artaxAF simple hole in the ceiling would expose "beams" in your house or apartment. Easy info to come by. They were trying to thrill themselves not kill themselves.

@artaxAF

3 жыл бұрын

@@niteshade8546 My highschool friend who hung himself in his closet when his girlfriend broke up with him wasn't trying to "thrill" himself. A girl I dated who hung herself from a ceiling fan wasn't trying to "thrill" herself. My bestfriend who hung himself in our buddies garage after his baby mama took his kids away wasn't trying to "thrill" himself. I'm sorry you can't comprehend anything that doesn't involve masturbation.

Did Jay just come up with a dead man's switch for a choke jerk

@GaslightingWomen

Жыл бұрын

Bungie cord that releases pressure if you pass out? Already a thing just gotta rebrand and market it the right way

To clear up the grunge controversy maybe, grunge is a style of rock. But someone can be grungy. Which just means basically roughed up, dirty looking. Which was a word around long before the grunge style of music was around. If anything, grunge music came from the word grungy. Which is the style of clothes people wear who like that music usually.

@TrzaGoesHard

2 жыл бұрын

....are you DJ Lou?

I'm only 25 minutes in so I don't know if they mention, but the first person that comes to my mind is Anthony Bourdain 😮

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

He was a Clinton hit.

@antoniomontana386

3 жыл бұрын

Man i knew about that but it still hurts hes gone

@booognish

2 жыл бұрын

It’s gotta be rough to travel the world sampling all the best food and drinks, then have to just go back to regular life. Might look for that excitement in a jerk sesh with your neck in a noose.

Can we get a compilation of them doing zz top

@Hornnnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

It's called retired zz top on Lee's channel

@brandonrorie2267

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you..crackle crackle

Anthony Bourdain

@californianightmares6463

Жыл бұрын

Chappelles Bourdain joke kills me

...big jay watches way too much tmz...

@delta-9969

3 жыл бұрын

he also has manicured eyebrows and knows a lot of showtunes

@NeonGutters

2 жыл бұрын

@ggheffph hhcinkeull 🧐

I guess we never heard of the Ulluminati , how convenient

How some parts seem to be cut off

Hot coffee

1:13:12 for instant wake up from choke jerk.

If it's on purpose if they leave a note. My 40 year old cousin left a note.

Don't do it kids. Restricted blood flow to the brain for long enough (10 minutes give or take), or prolonged restriction of bloodflow will cause brain damage at some point if it doesn't kill you. If you want to talk like a huffer, go ahead. 👍

42:38 - fucking classic sidebar.

It doesn't hold up. Couldn't someone (not me) use a bungie cord that will release the pressure if they end up passing out?

Always wild hearing Christine mention her consensual choke rape friend

Crack Lee, thank you very much... I am Ryan

@Peterbiltandjelly

2 жыл бұрын

I am Ryan

RIP the bonfire was great I hope they’re back somewhere

I don't think people even consider that close family members and Friends all of the choke jerk victims might put on clothes or pull up pants before calling it in.

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

I know a paramedic who told me once that a lot of the suicide by hangings that he or other paramedics had attended often had shirts hastily put on with interrupted buttons, or pants put on backwards. Likely due to a family member dressing them in distress after finding them in a choke jerk....

@artaxAF

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure most people consider that. It's no different than finding a grandparent in the shower, or someone whose clothes are ripped off in an accident. It's pretty common to cover up bodies that are naked before the paramedics arrive. It's not a conspiracy, it's just common decency.

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

@@artaxAF They can tell if it's choke jerk related. A commited person won't hang themselves from something they can literally just stand up from to stop the constriction.

I can’t believe they called Taylor Hawkins death

He wears lane steely heroin gloves hes pretty grungy

There should be a CJ club. Kinda like Flatliners.

Genuis 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

Christine was about to die

Kate Spade, too

13:20 what is this music from? It's driving me nuts. I'm sure it's obvious.

@niteshade8546

3 жыл бұрын

They were doing Mark Walberg talking to David Caradine so I belive it was the theme song to the original "Kung Fu" show.

explain that Japanese forest the paul brothers visited.

@chimricholds1910

5 ай бұрын

it is not a suicide forest. its a choke jerk forest.

23:23 for linking park song bits

54:44

11:38 Chokebeat

Anti-choke jerk belt would be easy. Probably have to tie it to somethimg on the ground so if you passed out the tension would release doing it on a pull up bar would be asking for trouble. Being chomed unconcious is not a fun experience at all if you ask me.

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

Either a heart rate monitor, or a blood oxygen level indicator, hooked up to a linear actuator, perhaps? But then again, engineering something for people to choke jerk is a waste of time and resources if you ask me. Money needs to go on prevention and education, not enabling these crazy fucks.

@niteshade8546

3 жыл бұрын

You don't need your full body weight to, let's say "accomplish". Calculate how many lbs of pressure to cut blood flow and the persons body weight. Tension is broken after a specified poundage in between this window is exceeded. Patent pending, TM, C with a circle.

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

@@niteshade8546 The Jerkspotter

@niteshade8546

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyrustler8983 wanna start a business? First time I ever said that while not on coke.

@jimmyrustler8983

3 жыл бұрын

@@niteshade8546 Fuck yeah

do they know that Martin Luther and Martin Luther King, Jr. are not the same person?

@alchinonymos

10 ай бұрын

One shit themselves to death and the other was a shit skin

55:29 What song is that?

@GaslightingWomen

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Pearl Jam so I doubt you'll ever know what words he's saying to find out

Real niggas getting that green

Bullshit. Chris Cornell was murdered. His bodyguard had ties to Heidi Klum and Jeff Epstein. Chris was interviewing child trafficking victims for a documentary with Chester Bennington.

Chris Benoit?

hung is the past participle as in He had hung the curtains before he hanged himself. You could say something like If he had wanted to live, he would not have hung himself. I believe.

@resmarted

Жыл бұрын

Hanged refers specifically to a person killed by a rope tied around their neck and suspended. For everything else, use hung.

@fodads

Жыл бұрын

@@resmarted you wish it was that simple punk

Whats the song at 55:30

@olsmellyknuckles9653

Жыл бұрын

Fell on Black Days - Soundgarden

11:29

M.Knigth Oakerson

I’m half Indian and half Japanese, so I get my sushi from 7-11. I’m like Harold AND Kumar!

Junguler or jugular ...corated ...croted arteys ...jerk belt lollls

What the fuck. What the fuck. 1:20:19

When Jay has this energy he is usually wrong about whatever he is talking about. (Like say, being able to avoid any female police officer getting him in cuffs.) But he's completely right on this one, all choke-jerks.

@ElkinsEric

3 жыл бұрын

Who says he’s wrong about the chicks and cuffs BS?

@leedobson

2 жыл бұрын

Wth my own eyes I watched a female officer unable to detain another woman shop lifter

So basically because big jay wouldn’t choose suicide by hanging, then that means no one else would? 🙄

@artaxAF

3 жыл бұрын

Jay can't wrap his head around anything that doesn't involve porn or masturbation.

@antoniomontana386

3 жыл бұрын

But really! Yall dont think is true

@buckwilliams4570

3 жыл бұрын

​@@artaxAF wait? what? huh? did you.............nevermind

@jimmymetal713

3 жыл бұрын

I think most would od or 🔫 to the head but why not feel good before I go

@artaxAF

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmymetal713 OD is unreliable, assuming you can have access to drugs, and guns are messy and painful (even to the head unless in just the right spot), assuming you have access to a gun. Hanging is incredibly easy and painless, and everyone has access to something they can tie around their neck.

STOP interrupting Christine !! Let her get her thoughts out man damn smoke one or something

@XmXFLUXmX2

2 жыл бұрын

@TheDirtdirt yeah interrupt that witch some more