It's neither a mess or a masterpiece. It's... a messterpiece.

@dya7145

2 жыл бұрын

Bruhh that's coool

@stardroplet9499

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@johnrey7365

2 жыл бұрын

PUN-tastic

@buonopesci

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god get out of here

@christinakinch

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Jazza: "A little bit of charm" The sculpture: a terrifying murder cat that haunts my dreams

@malycaskey9602

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH OMG YOURE SO FUNNY HAHAHHA THATS SO HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA .

@craftyhamster6353

2 жыл бұрын

@@malycaskey9602 shut up

@kidzbcf4543

2 жыл бұрын

@@craftyhamster6353 no u….

@cakkin12354

Жыл бұрын

Its cartoon cat

Therapist: Poopy Garfield doesn't exist, he cant hurt you. Poopy Garfield:

@deleted2636

2 жыл бұрын

How is this Garfield?

@dup4life

2 жыл бұрын

cuz he’s a cat

@deleted2636

2 жыл бұрын

@@dup4life wowww know it all. I totally didn’t know that already.

@michaelhawksmauller9656

2 жыл бұрын

@@deleted2636 but little did you know, he had Garfield’s cartoony face

@michaelhawksmauller9656

2 жыл бұрын

@EEbs and his sussy tail P.S he’s stretched because he came from someone’s azz

7:28 - it looks so funny, like a cat entirely covered with poop 💩

@FandomTOBY

2 жыл бұрын

what jazza said in that moment is probably what the cat thought then, I'd presume lmao

@TheXarus

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I just saw you on Doke's channel I like your taste

Chocolate? The greatest medium where you can eat your mistakes.

@blossomherd3921

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes I think I will probably make tons of mistakes.

@XL-PLXTNUMS

2 жыл бұрын

True

@pizza_planet

2 жыл бұрын

Pizza

@damienkane5589

2 жыл бұрын

@@pizza_planet not if your lactose intolerant...

@pizza_planet

2 жыл бұрын

@@damienkane5589 uuuuhhhhhhh papaya

They're not actually tempering the chocolate though, which is why it looks so dull in colour and why it didnt set as fast as it would if you'd have tempered it following the proper temperatures. Although when you're going to sculpt it it doesn't matter as much however mixing chocolate types can also make your tempering just not work because of the crystals. It looks great though!

@harismohammad2005

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they dried the bowl they microwaved either 😬

@KrystinaDoll

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@nanobot1994

2 жыл бұрын

Ann reardon made the Rock's head out of chocolate! She used tempered chocolate, that woman can really cook almost anything!

@harismohammad2005

2 жыл бұрын

@@nanobot1994 Ann Readon is amazing, her videos are so enjoyable.

@MikuruChan123

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah...definitely didn't make it easy for themselves. Another concern I have is whether they were using compound chocolate or not.

This would have been so much easier if you two had STARTED with Ann Reardon.

@lauraslyricallife

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to suggest he meet up with her to learn more about how to use chocolate! That, or just use modeling chocolate.

@gamingkit5184

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss I agree

@sammy_sand_utubeyt6901

2 жыл бұрын

@@lauraslyricallife In a shorts about the video he said he wanted to do it the hard way

@kallymoon110

2 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeees

8:26 - narrating about the handcrafted magnificence of it all whilst carving the cats butthole 🤣🤣🤣

Majestic 🐱

@khylie7490

2 жыл бұрын

Hi! :)

@alosint.mp3

2 жыл бұрын

hi checkmark

@VolcanicoD.S.

2 жыл бұрын

Majestic it is

@_greeek

2 жыл бұрын

ooo

@Adam-ew7uv

2 жыл бұрын

Eh

Fun Fact*: Monster Clay was originally made of 85% cocoa chocolate right up until 2012 when they moved to the synthetic blend we all know today. *May not actually be factual

@chadsimon7221

2 жыл бұрын

Verified man.

@blacky_Ninja

2 жыл бұрын

Always fun to learn a new (maybe not factual) Fact! 😁

@jonaswolterstorff3460

2 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half. Not gonna lie.

@krysalex

2 жыл бұрын

I wondered why it doesn't taste as good anymore...

@jasonchartier8202

2 жыл бұрын

I love your channel! Also thanks for the fun not-so-fact

I was looking at the thumbnail like “I wonder how he gets the chocolate to look like that” and then after watching the video I’m like “Oh he doesnt” lol

Jazza: It looks like poop. Jeremy: It's really fun to play with. Need I say more?

If this cat was released into the wild, other cats would probably think he is a poop warlord or something

@ImTheSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

King of the litter trays if it was a domestic cat

@CrumbyCrumbs

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes they would

@FandomTOBY

2 жыл бұрын

Pooplord?

First thought upon starting the video: is anyone gonna tell him that modeling chocolate is a thing? 😂

@angiepen

2 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought too. :)

@basiliskoE

2 жыл бұрын

He said he knew about it in a post with a preview of the video

@isaballs1796

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to use modeling chocolate when I clicked on the vid

@snapgab

2 ай бұрын

It's a thing, but it's also garbage.

That’s definitely the smelly cat phoebe sang about in friends.

@micaela6206

2 жыл бұрын

Smelly cat, smelly cat... It's not your fault! :D

The laugh track is just what was missing. Now we've reached peak 90s sitcom and I'm all in

"I've never met a chocolate I didn't like." -Unknown

@datgaydangernoodle1315

2 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@WolfanTerror

2 жыл бұрын

I would say me, but then I met American chocolate

@datgaydangernoodle1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@WolfanTerror hmm very true. And snickers exist. Like ew-

@WolfanTerror

2 жыл бұрын

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 gosh- you're like the first person I've met who doesn't like Snickers, finally I'm not alone

@datgaydangernoodle1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@WolfanTerror ew they're disgustang

Decided to check on Jazza after 2 years. Can’t say i’m dissapointed.

@harpwolfe3471

2 жыл бұрын

'Obnoxious but consistent' lol

@Jabutimado

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@tangerinemelon1578

2 жыл бұрын

same

@skye.s2515

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome back

@kwz9930

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Oh B is so cute🥰 Haven’t seen your daughter an a while. Now she understands where to look for us in the lence She looked right into my heart❤️

7:36 is the best. I love using a quote from the artist with the turtle next to it. It’s The simple jokes that land the hardest to me haha

To temper dark chocolate: heat 2/3 of chocolate to 40 C and chop the remaining. Then stir the chopped chocolate into the melted chocolate until it reaches a temperature of 29 C. You may not need all the chocolate you chopped

@thilnisha

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, seed method, that is the easiest.

@m.v.gonzalez5575

2 жыл бұрын

You can also make modeling chocolate with corn syrup and compound chocolate

@Zardox2

2 жыл бұрын

Tempered chocolate, rolled out on a marble slab, then laid "sheet-like" over the armature... To smooth further, a more liquid chocolate "wash"... But then again, without proper facilities, this is nearly impossible to pull off... Quite impressed with the kitty cat when you consider the work space, and his lack of chocolate forming experience! Great job, Jazza!

Wondering why he didn’t call in Ann Reardon for a cameo help?

@rameesafaisal

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I was looking for this!!!! I was just thinking…this isn’t how ann tempers chocolate…..🤣🤣🤣🤣

@raptorshades

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! Always nice to find How to Cook That fans in the wild!

@meepleech

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was waiting for her :(

@seeing8spots

2 жыл бұрын

This was my first thought when he mentioned tempering chocolate lol

@nanobot1994

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, that woman paints, sculpts, breathes *tempered* chocolate. I honestly don't know how she does it

I love how similar the music sounds to the HTTYD soundtrack 'Test Drive.' lol when he reveals the cat

@FandomTOBY

2 жыл бұрын

that's because it probably is. there are many different iterations of that song. and maybe it was edited as well as to avoid a copyright claim or strike.

@FoesCollective

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking, appears to be a mix of the main themes - what a beautiful soundtrack

Carving tools. / Sculpting tools. Why didn't you warm them up or heat them ?

First video in the new studio, i think we all really cant wait for Jazza to dabble on to the infinite possibilities of art. While staying OBNOXIOUS BUT CONSISITENT, a motto we cal all live by. For real so proud of u man, as a teen that loves art you are one of those youtuber that proves doing art is a VERY COOL thing to do.

@michaeljordan299

2 жыл бұрын

Thx for liking @Jazza

alternative title: art man eats and cooks chocolate

@dya7145

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@potassium8702

2 жыл бұрын

@Minik Pedersen that’s the joke

I love his positivity

You totally earned everyone's likes here Jazza !

Alternate Title: australian art person rages while microwaving chocolate

@Lindseyfhardy

2 жыл бұрын

Loooooool also first, first comment

@taco_xd1725

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bigmack5499

2 жыл бұрын

Alternative title for all of his videos: Australian art person rages

@lilenwasnothere6867

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigmack5499 he should change the channel name to that

@bigmack5499

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilenwasnothere6867 definitely

Why do people dislike this Jazza, there’s nothing to dislike about him at all.

@RubysArtsyLife

2 жыл бұрын

probably because the thumbnail wasnt what he scuplted 😂

@NamPhuongHoangSue

2 жыл бұрын

@@RubysArtsyLife oof yeah i just realized-

@alexlessman9106

2 жыл бұрын

PEOPLE DISLIKE JAZZA?!?!?!

@jerryjones8470

2 жыл бұрын

@@RubysArtsyLife it’s still made out of chocolate, he’s not the only one that uses clickbait thumbnails

@sriramjambunathan4494

2 жыл бұрын

There are people who woke up one day and want to dislike something if not everything

genuinely its your personal happiness that makes your channel worth watching. getting that joy vicariously from you is really nice

The reveal music combined with the idea of the piece honestly made me see Toothless in the final product... I'm quite confused but impressed

Once Jazza finds out there's literally a product called MOULDING CHOCOLATE.

When you realize that whatever Jazza does is a messy masterpiece... Totally not freaking out on Jazza giving a heart on my comment... Edit2: FREAKIN out as my edit removed Jazza's heart on my commenT (cries in im an adult merch)

@Narra0002

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@jenngriffin7116

2 жыл бұрын

You’re profile picture is amazing, and yes that’s what I love about jazza

@lntelling6414

2 жыл бұрын

@@Potatomelon111 oh...fuuuu...is there anyway to redeem it?

@-Hail-15

2 жыл бұрын

You edited your comment so it got removed

@diaexists969

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenngriffin7116 ikr, it’s by Angel Ganev

1:50 in and I already love Jeremy and his "energy" 😂. Things are definitely going in the right direction.

Truly beautiful

nobody: Jazza: uses how to train you dragon music for his choccy cat

@adamw4707

2 жыл бұрын

I knew I recognised it from somewhere! The must’ve use it as a clip and then changed it

@millyboop2047

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamw4707 yeah there's a few different orchestral versions of the theme

@lukesheridan4623

2 жыл бұрын

yes yes yes heard that

@TheRagingRodentGaming

2 жыл бұрын

So I'm not crazy!

@blazeravenscar

2 жыл бұрын

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I love how extremely excited and completely uninterested Jeremy sounds and looks at exactly the same time.

@Atherax

2 жыл бұрын

Just as a note this isn't a new or a bad thing I love watching him

Jazza you inspired me to start my art career for school because you always find wacky or strange and fun ways to make art

You know a channel is good when they tell you to like the video so you pause it to go and like it....but then see that you had already liked it..

Sponser: Healthy food for good diet Jazza: Sculpts with chocolate

Willy Wonka will be so proud of you when he saw such a sweet piece of art.

@aigarsars

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

Its so cute!!!!

The little Jazzas are so cute!

Best Case Scenario: You have a beautiful sculpture of delicious chocolate Worst Case Scenario: You have delicious chocolate I don't see any losers here.

@snr5001

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ashishthenayi3938

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what makes chocolate a great medium. You can't fail.

@Dupi2

2 жыл бұрын

Chocolate thats hard to eat because of the armature

Can we appreciate him for never making us bored

@LordDingus69

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up you bot

@nimrodicc

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i agree

@iZetto1

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordDingus69 yeah i agree

"That's not an icicle!" needs to be a shirt. XD

Genuinely better than what I can even do with clay- -hats off to you mate.

You should’ve used modeling chocolate. It’s specifically for molding with, and honestly way more fun to play with! Maybe you could do that next? I’d love to see it!

@jaimejohnesee

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 100%! Modeling chocolate would have been a game changer here for him. 💙

@tokkyyyo

2 жыл бұрын

Ik

@makayladickens9334

2 жыл бұрын

YES

“I like chocolate” I’ll be honest Jazza, I’d be scared if you didn’t

@victor_on_cartooning

2 жыл бұрын

Chocolate is 🤮🤮

@iZetto1

2 жыл бұрын

@@SirJay-ty5qf seriously there are a lot of chocolate products which arent good it really depends on manufacturer tho

@avakeary1773

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE CHOCOLATE

@ski4039

2 жыл бұрын

I'm allergic sooo

@ski4039

2 жыл бұрын

Chocolate doesn't like me

The end Is fantastic

The Jazza narration made it magical

Was I the only one that just couldn't stay serious when Jazza revealed the cat XD

@delaneykeller1389

2 жыл бұрын

I just kept saying "no. No that can't be it. No no no."

@tachikilo106

2 жыл бұрын

@@delaneykeller1389 I’m not going to lie I’m disappointed 😭

I'm a simple Belgian person I see chocolate, I click

@bmw325i_85

2 жыл бұрын

@quakxy personality

@bmw325i_85

2 жыл бұрын

@quakxy dw it's a joke

@bmw325i_85

2 жыл бұрын

@quakxy sure, so there's a joke about a person saying 'breast or thigh' and the other person saying 'personality' since he's think he's talking about what he likes in a partner, but in reality the person was asking about what chicken he wanted, and there's another version about type of chocolate, aka milk/white /black /dark and thus I said personality, hope that hells

I am overfilled with jazza. I’ve been watching your videos ten hours straight without break

i love jazza so much.

Getting an ad for Jazza’s Skillshare again! Like this is the goal! Have KZread recommend Jazza whilst watching Jazza!

If French Jazza did the chocolate advertisement, that would’ve been epic!

My cat and I (mostly me) watched the making of this chocolate sculpture. Its definitely something I cannot do but was very enjoyable to watch.

Beautiful

Was that the httyd soundtrack on the reveal 😂 simply majestic

@sierrapalmer7347

2 жыл бұрын

I heard that too🤣

@alexo222secondaccount4

2 жыл бұрын

Majestic indeed

@spicy_cactus4416

2 жыл бұрын

It was a non copyright version of how to train your dragon soundtrack

@SharmClucas

2 жыл бұрын

It's not the HTTYD soundtrack, but the composer definitely used a HTTYD track and just moved around few notes to create it. Probably just enough to avoid a copyright strike and nothing more. Can't blame them though, HTTYD has an amazing soundtrack.

@spicy_cactus4416

2 жыл бұрын

@@SharmClucas that is what i meant

Me : complains I dont have a 32 inch wacom citique jazza - creates art out of chocolate / trash

@mura_saki

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, a 32 inch cintique is 100% overkill for anyone, the only reason you'd buy a cintique that's that big is to have the artwork be more visible on camera like rossdraws lol

Nice sculpting technique!

All I can think of is how many chocolate smudges there would be

I love that I only ever seem to get Jazza skillshare adds on his own vids

@LemonFlavoredDraino

2 жыл бұрын

Same

The cat as he carves out a smooth silhouette: totally cute the cat after he did the face: total nightmare

The cat looks sooo goofy xD Love him

The music in the end reveal gives me How To Train Your Dragon vibes.

@maddy_cake3949

2 жыл бұрын

So I wasn't the only one!

@mura_saki

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was lol

@poochy2479

2 жыл бұрын

@@mura_saki nah it's just very slightly different to avoid copyright lol

@the_trombone_guy8049

2 жыл бұрын

lmao it was like a copyright friendly version of the how to train your dragon music XD

@guardianofkeeps1949

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was tripping for a while

When you said Tempered Chocolate all I could think was "Ann Reardon"

This is the reason we love jazza

This is a master piece 👏 I love it Jazza you just found yourself a new subscriber😊❤

Alright if we going to food, butter sculptures.

9:26 I swear to god that sounds just like how to train your dragon for a second

@blazeravenscar

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@yasmimpereira2916

2 жыл бұрын

It really does

I never like any KZread videos but since finding your channel, I have done nothing but like your videos because they are AMAZING!

Thanks Jazza I’m hungry and watching you sculpt chocolate and make food i’m salivating😡😭😭

I feel like this opens us up to the inevitable Jazza/Ann Reardon crossover. EDIT: people with better memories than mine have pointed out that they already did pancake art together. So let's call this a call for a sequel- Jazza vs Ann: the Tempering.

@Fhsjwifkfowkkqodksksk

2 жыл бұрын

They already did? I could be wrong but I thought they did a pancake art video together

@chromarist

2 жыл бұрын

They did one already, pancake cooking

@cass_p

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fhsjwifkfowkkqodksksk and @Chromarist , you're absolutely right - I had forgotten. I was too busy imagining her facepalming over his attempts at tempering for my memory to kick in.

@perpetuallydazed8360

2 жыл бұрын

He was also in her chocolate truffle prank video!! Although it was as taste tester rather than doing any of the chocolate making

@cass_p

2 жыл бұрын

@@perpetuallydazed8360 ooo, I've not seen that one - I'll have to hunt it down, thanks :)

"You can't overfill on Jazza" - Jazza 2021

When the cat is done and the put it with the cool affects I legit thought this was like a meme from how derpy it looks

It’s been so long since I’ve seen your videos.. but wow you’ve grown so much 😭

And from that point on, he promised himself that he'd never eat chocolate again

Not gonna lie, Jazza got us smiling once again.

my mouth was watering the whole video 🤤🤤

Jeremy is a whole mood... I like him

'You can't overfill on Jazza. It's impossible. Try." Get ready to have a whole slew of Watch Time Minutes that'll knock your socks off.

Jazza: Sculpts Chocolate Chocolate: hehe now it’s time for me to melt…

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZreadr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear vha

@MUDGameshows

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku lmaooo sub beggar LOL

It’s a MASTERPIECE!! 🥰🍫🍫🍫

10:04 Momento Mori, unus annus my friend

Have you received 10 Hundred's art collab canvas?? Can't wait to see what else is being done to it

II was like "That music oddly sounds familiar..." then I realized that it's used in how to train your dragon.

You have both my favourite brands of chocolate. I want chocolate so bad right now omg.

I laughed so hard cause I thought the finished sculpture would look so awesome. But it turns out, it was a mess. But still, I love the way he puts his effort.

TKOR made a huge tiger statue, Jazza made a derpy cat.

@aravenlunatic9028

2 жыл бұрын

A deliciously derpy murder cat. 😁

Jazza uploads a new video. Me:t Time to unleash my hidden skills

YAAAS FINALLY!!! ITS EDITABLE!

I watched TKOR's video just fine, but Jazza started eating the chocolate and now I'm craving it!

The Catface scared the hell out of me ..but still it was very funny 😂

This man has so much artistic talent it’s insane

Keep up the good work!

jazza you are the BEST ARTEST

I feel like, if Jazza was a cat, this is how he would be looking 😜😜😜

@cassiafirewill3129

2 жыл бұрын

I agree completely.