China has giant robot girlfriends

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  • @kureikon
    @kureikon17 күн бұрын

    Terminator? Nah. One step closer to becoming Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049? Definitely.

  • @bugslayer-sama

    @bugslayer-sama

    17 күн бұрын

    Interrogator: "Officer K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?" K: "Yes, sir." Interrogator: "Recite your baseline." K: "And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played." Interrogator: "Cells." K: "Cells." Interrogator: "Have you ever been in an institution? Cells." K: "Cells." Interrogator: "Do they keep you in a cell? Cells." K: "Cells." Interrogator: "When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells." K: "Cells." Interrogator: "Interlinked." K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked." K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked." K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked." K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "Do you dream about being interlinked... ?" K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked." K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked." K: "Interlinked." Interrogator: "Within cells interlinked." K: "Within cells interlinked." Interrogator: "Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked." K: "Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked." Interrogator: "We're done... Constant K, you can pick your bonus."

  • @joeltaylorthethird5443

    @joeltaylorthethird5443

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@bugslayer-sama Ok

  • @osielgarcia5540

    @osielgarcia5540

    17 күн бұрын

    @@bugslayer-samathe best movie ever

  • @matheuscaneta1194

    @matheuscaneta1194

    17 күн бұрын

    @@bugslayer-sama i love this movie man, I always make a friend watch it and then I invite myself to the watch through just to have an excuse to watch the movie again

  • @CoolHandLukeVol

    @CoolHandLukeVol

    17 күн бұрын

    More like Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina.

  • @ronin4991
    @ronin499117 күн бұрын

    I doubt they'll be banned but they could probably implement ads... "babe, we should buy...."

  • @pumkin610

    @pumkin610

    17 күн бұрын

    Yeah you know they probably wouldn't be banned because China loves business more than people and it truly doesn't give a flying robo turb about it's people's longterm well-being

  • @aluna1234

    @aluna1234

    17 күн бұрын

    That and Spyware too, they'll be with you all the time. It will be worse than cellphones lol

  • @whitezombie10

    @whitezombie10

    16 күн бұрын

    At that point I might as well just take the human version 😂

  • @TJ-bx5px

    @TJ-bx5px

    16 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @da_pawz

    @da_pawz

    16 күн бұрын

    Or a new way to spy on the citizen and one day to catch them immediately lol

  • @Kipgendio
    @Kipgendio13 күн бұрын

    the first robotic girl is actually a GIRL... she was originally hired to play a robot waitress in a restaurant. she's really good

  • @arkaneforyou

    @arkaneforyou

    11 күн бұрын

    No one said it's a bot. He said can you imagine.

  • @elementallynx493

    @elementallynx493

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@arkaneforyouIt's implied as such. Hence, clarification is reasonable.

  • @ytc3182

    @ytc3182

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@arkaneforyou"​you can publicly stroll around with a robot behind you". Seconds after the video of a guy strolling around with the girl acting as a robot behind him.

  • @zacharycrago2753

    @zacharycrago2753

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@ytc3182yup.. you right bro

  • @Ouch-fu7sl

    @Ouch-fu7sl

    8 күн бұрын

    ​​@@arkaneforyou "lawyer" is your second name

  • @KuraSourTakanHour
    @KuraSourTakanHour15 күн бұрын

    I've already seen a chinese waitress/restaurant owner moving uncannily like a robot to entertain her guests. This might even be her 😂

  • @elizabethbeauchamp6580

    @elizabethbeauchamp6580

    11 күн бұрын

    It is that lady from the restaurant 😂!

  • @Shawna-dw7vh

    @Shawna-dw7vh

    11 күн бұрын

    Do these drones pay taxes

  • @annalisacandaso-robertson9179

    @annalisacandaso-robertson9179

    2 күн бұрын

    It is her.

  • @bb_blue_boy

    @bb_blue_boy

    17 сағат бұрын

    ‘Robots entertaining in restaurants’ My brain immediately thinks of dumb robot bear.

  • @nexusinc.4367
    @nexusinc.436717 күн бұрын

    Knowing China that's probably a real person pretending😂😂😂

  • @Haveyouseenmymom

    @Haveyouseenmymom

    16 күн бұрын

    I'm thinking so. All the running models on display are directly plugged into a powersource. The one walking I 100% think is a model doing a shot for the optics of the business, probably a concept demo.

  • @TheShahkulu

    @TheShahkulu

    16 күн бұрын

    I mean, it literally is.

  • @catnium

    @catnium

    16 күн бұрын

    are you blind ? you can litarly see its a human being

  • @Haveyouseenmymom

    @Haveyouseenmymom

    16 күн бұрын

    @@catnium indeed

  • @victoriafinley7344

    @victoriafinley7344

    16 күн бұрын

    Well he keeps trying to tell us China fakes everything. This is bizarre though. I mean, whoa.

  • @Theboyfromjupiter
    @Theboyfromjupiter17 күн бұрын

    SHE'S REAL TO ME‼️‼️🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

  • @unicorngaming1014

    @unicorngaming1014

    17 күн бұрын

    Great reference! I love that song!

  • @cravengameknight949

    @cravengameknight949

    17 күн бұрын

    @@unicorngaming1014it’s more reminiscent of that starkiller quote, what song are you referring to?

  • @unicorngaming1014

    @unicorngaming1014

    17 күн бұрын

    @@cravengameknight949 Aww, too bad. The song is “Real To Me” by The Gentle Men. The guy in the song screams “She’s real to me!” so I thought it was that. He also screams “Did I fall in love with a fantasy?”. So many not references in the thread!

  • @cravengameknight949

    @cravengameknight949

    17 күн бұрын

    @@unicorngaming1014 interesting, I’ll give it a listen sometime, thanks for the suggestion.

  • @dannybangun5448

    @dannybangun5448

    17 күн бұрын

    If this goes to America, the sales just for the mouth and crotch area spare part would make China rich.

  • @galaxyvulture6649
    @galaxyvulture664911 күн бұрын

    Still looks more real than the kardashians

  • @carolannroberts

    @carolannroberts

    3 күн бұрын

    Certainly prettier with a nicer body

  • @AirbornePig
    @AirbornePig13 күн бұрын

    Wait you think that's an actual robot?

  • @tou8205
    @tou820517 күн бұрын

    The six armed one got me thinking unwise

  • @ChesterManfred

    @ChesterManfred

    17 күн бұрын

    The giant enemy spider

  • @pumkin610

    @pumkin610

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@ChesterManfredi think tou wants to change that enemy status into giant romantical spider

  • @mthercrow3818

    @mthercrow3818

    17 күн бұрын

    A pair for pinning me down A pair for "stuff" And the last pair for washing the dishes

  • @crackedcocainer

    @crackedcocainer

    17 күн бұрын

    @@mthercrow3818 this comment irritates me and i cannot pinpoint why

  • @donutonahole

    @donutonahole

    17 күн бұрын

    Six armed robot girlfriend? Sign me up!

  • @airborneinfantry24
    @airborneinfantry2417 күн бұрын

    The design is very human

  • @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak

    @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak

    17 күн бұрын

    Maybe too human

  • @PhilipIIofMacadamia

    @PhilipIIofMacadamia

    16 күн бұрын

    Horrifically human.

  • @andromedamessier3176

    @andromedamessier3176

    16 күн бұрын

    Because it is human. We are not there with the movement yet

  • @stringbeanii

    @stringbeanii

    16 күн бұрын

    i thought it _was_ human, like cosplay, until i saw the last few frames in the factory.

  • @AmeliaNationalHomeFront

    @AmeliaNationalHomeFront

    16 күн бұрын

    Very easy to use

  • @jimdee5319
    @jimdee531915 күн бұрын

    That's clearly a real woman doing a robot impression.

  • @willthix3822
    @willthix38222 күн бұрын

    those actors do well to imitate robots

  • @Catstronautgirl
    @Catstronautgirl16 күн бұрын

    Detroit Become Human went from being a video game to reality real quick 💀

  • @curiouslurker

    @curiouslurker

    14 күн бұрын

    Looking for this comment lmao And instead of DBH, it would be China:Become Human😂 year 2038 isn't gonna be far away with this much progress in robotics and technology I guess

  • @Jr_2132oo

    @Jr_2132oo

    14 күн бұрын

    Right..!?

  • @sweethistortea

    @sweethistortea

    14 күн бұрын

    That game takes place in the 2030’s, so not too far off from now.

  • @sweethistortea

    @sweethistortea

    14 күн бұрын

    @@curiouslurkerThere *was* a Japanese trailer that featured Japanese androids! It was super cool.

  • @jaheje7079

    @jaheje7079

    13 күн бұрын

    Stop, bro. I just bought Detroit. I know I'm years late. 29 and behind the game😅

  • @Brellowcrop
    @Brellowcrop17 күн бұрын

    I'm sorry, mate. You're confused. That is a real girl pretending to be a robot. Robots are not that sophisticated yet.

  • @Finn_the_Cat

    @Finn_the_Cat

    17 күн бұрын

    Fits with China fakes everything

  • @GraniteInTheFace

    @GraniteInTheFace

    16 күн бұрын

    David is always confused

  • @SparkCroft21

    @SparkCroft21

    16 күн бұрын

    The whole channel is basically finding something to get offended about and tell the world about how China and Chinese are bad. In my experience so far mostly Americans get angry at this. This dude even defended a Netflix adaptation of a Chinese series “The 3 body Problem” just to bash. I totally understand the sentiment about communism and support it but focusing only on negativity will make American society angrier, bitter and hostile while others by their ego will want to go the opposite and support dictatorship and wokeness and we can see it now. I’m terribly sad for America. Used to be full of nice ppl and now we see more and more hostility like a time b0mb ready to explode. So sad.

  • @godnyx117

    @godnyx117

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@SparkCroft21 I call BS on the last one! People were always terrible. It's just that now with the internet, people are showing their true selves as they don't have any consequences to face and they can be anonymous to the general public.

  • @kayoss8787

    @kayoss8787

    16 күн бұрын

    @@SparkCroft21he wasn’t defending it or not just explaining why people in China were complaining about why the cast wasn’t all Chinese… even though the story is supposed to be about scientists all over the world. we are supposed to assume scientists only come from one country… A usual step… conflating criticism of the ccp with the Chinese people. If the Chinese people had the yoke of communism removed we would probably be traveling near the speed of light by now. What a waste of human potential to maintain an illusion instead of people loving their reality.

  • @Kylethehellhound666
    @Kylethehellhound66614 күн бұрын

    Imagine buying a robot to come home with you and in the middle of the night the robot is watching you at your room door

  • @brandanhoward6625

    @brandanhoward6625

    8 күн бұрын

    Oh god no😂

  • @CaptainMisery86

    @CaptainMisery86

    7 күн бұрын

    Man, that robot would be in bed with me

  • @stretch1807
    @stretch18079 күн бұрын

    Austin Powers' fembots with nipple machine guns looking more prophetic than ever

  • @giyuken7216
    @giyuken721617 күн бұрын

    If the robot can fight like in the movies, im buying lots and start a Villian HQ

  • @ChesterManfred

    @ChesterManfred

    17 күн бұрын

    Doofenshmirtz moment

  • @deadshotgaming1137

    @deadshotgaming1137

    17 күн бұрын

    Can I join?

  • @supersandwich8967

    @supersandwich8967

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@deadshotgaming1137me two

  • @McMercenary3601

    @McMercenary3601

    17 күн бұрын

    So before your villian arc begins remember i didnt bully you XD

  • @user-kx4xs2xd3k

    @user-kx4xs2xd3k

    16 күн бұрын

    Villain HQ just become Robot GF Marketplace and ruining Lonely dude life

  • @rairai3922
    @rairai392216 күн бұрын

    Just imagine you're sleeping after a long ass day and it just wakes you up saying: "Babe... wake up, we have to listen to Xi's new pepper speech~!" Then it proceeds to explode like a Chinese EV.

  • @davematthewes7446

    @davematthewes7446

    14 күн бұрын

    As it's recording everything you say, the higher ups get upset over something you said the robot ends you and then self immolated

  • @Billydevito
    @Billydevito14 күн бұрын

    Why would you take the robot out ? Just leave it at home. 🤣

  • @Machistmo
    @Machistmo8 күн бұрын

    The Tesla Bot looks like a kindergarten project

  • @danstubbs5032
    @danstubbs503216 күн бұрын

    The way Chinese EVs burst into flames.......🤔

  • @Catastropheshe

    @Catastropheshe

    16 күн бұрын

    "she was hot" 😂😂😂

  • @richmondvand147

    @richmondvand147

    16 күн бұрын

    GONORRHEA!!!!!!!

  • @danstubbs5032

    @danstubbs5032

    16 күн бұрын

    @@richmondvand147 can you imagine the STD that could morph out of that?!? Like Eddie Murphy said in the 80's. You stick it in and it explodes. Yikes 😬

  • @kmaj-to4ci

    @kmaj-to4ci

    15 күн бұрын

    @danstubbs5032 cant have STD if you dont have a dick 🤷‍♂️

  • @ChekhovBla

    @ChekhovBla

    15 күн бұрын

    Geezuz, I did not think of that! LOL!!! Another, she would be quite 'heavy handed' as she would weight a ton.

  • @beta_windows
    @beta_windows17 күн бұрын

    the robot wont walk after 10 days as it will explode or get to sticky to walk

  • @erics5572

    @erics5572

    17 күн бұрын

    Ewwww

  • @joeltaylorthethird5443

    @joeltaylorthethird5443

    17 күн бұрын

    Nah this nasty 😂

  • @ChesterManfred

    @ChesterManfred

    17 күн бұрын

    I'm bout to oil

  • @randomcitizen801

    @randomcitizen801

    17 күн бұрын

    ah hell nawh!!!

  • @soragaming3653

    @soragaming3653

    16 күн бұрын

    Ohhhhhhhhh

  • @AC-01-
    @AC-01-8 күн бұрын

    The question is, will you get electrocuted by them or will they just spontaneously combust like their EVs 🤔 😂

  • @ashu-
    @ashu-13 күн бұрын

    Imagine ad rolls when you are having a steamy night 😂

  • @le9038
    @le903817 күн бұрын

    That one was obviously a person walking like a robot.... right?

  • @AdamMPick

    @AdamMPick

    17 күн бұрын

    Yeah, it's fake, like their AI and everything else.

  • @SparkCroft21

    @SparkCroft21

    16 күн бұрын

    @@AdamMPickwhole country is fake. Ppl are fake, business’ are fake. Fake fake fake. There’s no room for other scenarios right? Only the great US of has real deal ppl, media and even problems but whole country of China is fake eh? Just open your mind, the existence of this channel is ONLY to bash China. Just go there. Travel and meet with other ppl. The world is not black and white. This channel is here to make ppl angry and play on their emotions to get views.

  • @truthsedge6514

    @truthsedge6514

    16 күн бұрын

    Nope

  • @Ch1ckeNug01

    @Ch1ckeNug01

    16 күн бұрын

    @@truthsedge6514it’s 110% a human. Robots aren’t that advanced yet

  • @yhhhhuj

    @yhhhhuj

    16 күн бұрын

    @@Ch1ckeNug01there are literally robots who can do backflips and land perfectly, america doing it first, then china somewhat remastering it

  • @neelkanthgarg8670
    @neelkanthgarg867016 күн бұрын

    They don't need men to fight anymore, they are building a robot army

  • @MechaXCorgi

    @MechaXCorgi

    12 күн бұрын

    Helldiver, ready to fight the Automatons for Super Earth! Democracy has landed!

  • @gamerguy6942

    @gamerguy6942

    11 күн бұрын

    *pulls out emp*

  • @sgtmarkey

    @sgtmarkey

    11 күн бұрын

    Whatever China says about the soldiers and the quantity yes quality no. Now we know anything to do with China 100% lives I bet the majority 90s percent don’t want to have a war only zing Ping wants it.🤔😳💵

  • @Redl1me_

    @Redl1me_

    10 күн бұрын

    FPV drones are already doing plenty of killing in Eastern Europe

  • @QwoaX
    @QwoaX15 күн бұрын

    *social creit score drops to -42070 points* "This is not the kitchen, why are you holding that knife? Are you stu- ooohhh... fair enough."

  • @FlorianMark
    @FlorianMark7 күн бұрын

    This will not only be a big seller in china. I would buy one too 😊

  • @SicMundusss
    @SicMundusss16 күн бұрын

    That's a person pretending to be a robot.

  • @lockaltube

    @lockaltube

    16 күн бұрын

    This is 3d-model overlay with bad lighting, bad reflections, bad physics (= no physics), bad depth of field, bad tracking, bad actors around empty place

  • @fen4554

    @fen4554

    14 күн бұрын

    @@lockaltube B'whahaha.. That's makeup dude. There is no tracking waver, no background rebuilding.. .And no need for special effects. It's a body actor.

  • @Rumeel12708

    @Rumeel12708

    14 күн бұрын

    Yeah isn't it that one girl that walks like GTA characters???

  • @lockaltube

    @lockaltube

    14 күн бұрын

    @@fen4554 no, I found the full video (1 minute), it is cgi. And 3d-model slides sideways there when camera rotates

  • @bizzzzzzle

    @bizzzzzzle

    13 күн бұрын

    @@lockaltube no, obviously not, and also look at the crowd, if it was no one would be reacting

  • @lolguy9941
    @lolguy994115 күн бұрын

    "Your feelings for her are not real" "THEY ARE REAL TO ME."

  • @onecuet
    @onecuet10 күн бұрын

    That would lead to poor inter-personal skills. Talking to a robot constantly being your yes person.

  • @nicholast8217
    @nicholast82179 күн бұрын

    Id trust a terminator robot over a human at this point anyway.

  • @user-py2nw8bp1i
    @user-py2nw8bp1i17 күн бұрын

    “Hey babe want some Taiwanese bob-“ “Initiating correction protocol, launching nuke”

  • @Kiorsk

    @Kiorsk

    16 күн бұрын

    lmao

  • @yhhhhuj

    @yhhhhuj

    16 күн бұрын

    tru

  • @ausieking
    @ausieking17 күн бұрын

    That six arm one is the biblically accurate girlfriend💀

  • @pursnikitty

    @pursnikitty

    15 күн бұрын

    Arachnid girlfriend

  • @princelupingamer9395

    @princelupingamer9395

    14 күн бұрын

    General Grievous

  • @user-uw1qx5ts9w

    @user-uw1qx5ts9w

    14 күн бұрын

    😂​@@princelupingamer9395

  • @ausieking

    @ausieking

    14 күн бұрын

    @@princelupingamer9395 general girlfrevous💀

  • @Trashman_Len
    @Trashman_LenКүн бұрын

    I don’t think terminator more like “You expressed a unapproved view, calling the police”

  • @snapperl
    @snapperl17 күн бұрын

    Come on now, we know good and damn well MOST DUDES would not be worried about "walking" around in public with their robot girlfriends lol. They need other "features" to sell well.

  • @RandomGuy-qr5jw

    @RandomGuy-qr5jw

    15 күн бұрын

    Then I am definitely not most dudes, lol

  • @artbasics9795

    @artbasics9795

    14 күн бұрын

    If it can cook and clean were cooked

  • @zomkino

    @zomkino

    14 күн бұрын

    Only weebaboos like you would walk around with a fake girlfriend, bet you make 50 bucks donation to get noticed by vtubers.. and btw, that's not a robot, it's an actress, or a paid girlfriend who does fetish things (they have that in japan, china is not that far for trends) perversion from asia has no end.. i feel like every ad i have is about anime girls overly "objectified", to stay PG.. so frustrating this global sexualization

  • @unknown-mb9ys
    @unknown-mb9ys17 күн бұрын

    INCOMING GIANT ROBOT GIRLFRIEND 😂😂 that got me 😂😂

  • @mikhail5428
    @mikhail54289 күн бұрын

    *I don't think that's a real robot, I think is a girl playing robot very realistically*

  • @CasualTS
    @CasualTSКүн бұрын

    I like how someone made a robotic old salaryman. Somehow I don't see that model having much demand 😂

  • @ResidentBird
    @ResidentBird17 күн бұрын

    Bro, lowkey, I would totally take that robot. You could theoretically make it carry groceries and stuff. I would deadass use them like Skyrim followers.

  • @chrismclean4789

    @chrismclean4789

    17 күн бұрын

    You're one hacker away from being stalked, DDOSed, getting your credit card info stolen, and possible murdered.

  • @ChesterManfred

    @ChesterManfred

    17 күн бұрын

    Would.

  • @ResidentBird

    @ResidentBird

    17 күн бұрын

    @@chrismclean4789 moot point, everyone is one hacker away from that happening. I think the only optimal way of having this thing is to manually disable whatever way it connects to the internet. If it exists, there is a way to jailbreak it.

  • @mranderson9553

    @mranderson9553

    17 күн бұрын

    @@chrismclean4789 so are you? that's definitely a problem but your phone is a much easier target

  • @latinpercussionlover6598
    @latinpercussionlover659817 күн бұрын

    Automaton sympathizers

  • @welp6653

    @welp6653

    17 күн бұрын

    ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥

  • @Haveyouseenmymom

    @Haveyouseenmymom

    16 күн бұрын

    Not very democratic of them

  • @TheFlyingMan

    @TheFlyingMan

    16 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @jojomania1105

    @jojomania1105

    16 күн бұрын

    With that Super Earth is now part of the allience against China. To spread democracy and freedom to make Xi sad and stop the Automaton propaganda from spreadding.

  • @laylaschu

    @laylaschu

    15 күн бұрын

    real

  • @thatapollo739
    @thatapollo73913 күн бұрын

    "Babe, lets go for a stroll in the rain😊

  • @jasonspink1981
    @jasonspink19812 күн бұрын

    Imagine the Chinese dolls having the same problems as the Chinese ev’s 😮‍💨🤣.

  • @Thecjbobtheplumber
    @Thecjbobtheplumber17 күн бұрын

    Gf with spy features

  • @ChesterManfred

    @ChesterManfred

    17 күн бұрын

    Meet The Spy

  • @Bloddrake

    @Bloddrake

    16 күн бұрын

    I was scrolling through the comments just to find this one. No other person seem worried that it will record everything you do and send it to the CCP. smh

  • @schuldbewusst

    @schuldbewusst

    16 күн бұрын

    Yeah just like a real one.....

  • @iantaran2843
    @iantaran284317 күн бұрын

    Chobits is finally here

  • @KinreeveNaku

    @KinreeveNaku

    17 күн бұрын

    God there’s a memory from the attic

  • @gfg758

    @gfg758

    17 күн бұрын

    Good Anime IMO

  • @iantaran2843

    @iantaran2843

    17 күн бұрын

    Didn't expect anyone to know what I was talking about about much less two this quickly 🤣 🍻 Hell ya Glad I'm not the only one with fond memories of that show.

  • @deadshotgaming1137

    @deadshotgaming1137

    17 күн бұрын

    Actually give it about another 5 years then they'll be indistinguishable from humans, these ones you can still tell they're robots

  • @SophTumbleweed

    @SophTumbleweed

    17 күн бұрын

    They were ahead of their time, they tried to warn us

  • @fortitudevalance8424
    @fortitudevalance842413 күн бұрын

    I want that Goro style multi hand backpack.

  • @Shhhoooooo
    @Shhhoooooo11 күн бұрын

    Be careful... If your social credit score goes down you might lose your robogirl...😂

  • @YouProbablyDontLikeMe
    @YouProbablyDontLikeMe17 күн бұрын

    “ *INCOMING* *GIANT* *ROBOT* *CHINESE* *GIRLFRIEND* “

  • @Tiishen
    @Tiishen16 күн бұрын

    *Sees the six-armed robot lady* *electronic music starts playing* "I've come here from nowhere across the unforgiving sea Drifting further and further, it's all becoming clear to me The violent winds are upon us..."

  • @LexonTheDragonGod

    @LexonTheDragonGod

    16 күн бұрын

    And I can't sleep...

  • @protadhentai1376

    @protadhentai1376

    14 күн бұрын

    I finally found what iiiiiii was looking fooor!!!!!

  • @merciless.v

    @merciless.v

    13 күн бұрын

    The six arms reminded me of Alita Battle Angel 😇

  • @Thunder_God_Eneru

    @Thunder_God_Eneru

    13 күн бұрын

    I finally found a place where I can

  • @anaxolotl6637

    @anaxolotl6637

    13 күн бұрын

    I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

  • @supremacy2040
    @supremacy204010 күн бұрын

    China isn’t capable of doing robots that look that good it has to be human, Noticed how there literally isn’t any hot robo guys for the girls either.

  • @rafxris2325
    @rafxris23259 күн бұрын

    The walking girl at the start od the vid is that one waitress from a small restaurant that got famous even before mimicing a robot. She would dress up nicely, her robot theme was just very recent

  • @StarGlazedMuffins
    @StarGlazedMuffins16 күн бұрын

    Just to dispel the widely feared terminator scenario. That only happens when the programmer themselves put the code there, or someone in the team make it possible to happen. Technology is only as good and bad as the user and programmer. Remember this.

  • @frankmoran4556

    @frankmoran4556

    13 күн бұрын

    Also no one is gonna put a super advanced learning capable AI in a sex doll.

  • @StarGlazedMuffins

    @StarGlazedMuffins

    13 күн бұрын

    @@frankmoran4556 True. But a learning AI is a wide range, from learning how to cook for example. It will store and memorize the best way to cook, and preparation of the food according to the chef it learns from. What you are trying to say is, when you make it simulate a real person which is part of the learning, and is too far away for us to attain.

  • @user-qw4xj5sl9m
    @user-qw4xj5sl9m16 күн бұрын

    i had an idea for this back in 8th grade for my marketing class and everyone laughed at me and called me dumb. now my robot girlfriend is gonna have the last laugh

  • @kookieFarmer289
    @kookieFarmer2893 күн бұрын

    Robot guide dogs or robot guard dogs would be amazing. Robot guard dogs for herds of cattle would be super useful.

  • @justinramsaran600
    @justinramsaran6008 күн бұрын

    Imagine going to jail because your robot girlfriend overheard you criticizing the CCP

  • @joycejackson9315
    @joycejackson931517 күн бұрын

    This is helourious, yet frightening at the same time.

  • @jaigermeille3482
    @jaigermeille348217 күн бұрын

    🚨‼️🚨‼️INCOMING GIANT ROBOT CHINESE GIRLFRIEND ‼️🚨🚨‼️ oh my god bro sounds like an anime line I’m so dead 😂😂😂

  • @SpaceOddity4214

    @SpaceOddity4214

    16 күн бұрын

    It's the part that got me. lol 😂

  • @maryannehui
    @maryannehui15 күн бұрын

    The first woman looks like that restaurant owner who is also a dancer. One of her signature moves is to dance/act like a robot to attract customers and views.

  • @TewiInabaChan
    @TewiInabaChan8 күн бұрын

    To be honest its kinda terrifying that the CCP could promise the soldiers the Taiwanese women if they are victorious. Cause I mean cmon when has the CCP ever cared about human rights or consent. Their motus operandi has always been coercion or force.

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen150117 күн бұрын

    If the robot can give a nice hug then i'm buying one

  • @minniemehak2382

    @minniemehak2382

    13 күн бұрын

    I can give you one for free 🥺

  • @MojiMikato

    @MojiMikato

    7 күн бұрын

    @@minniemehak2382no, we cant risk a false r allegation afterwards or being cheated on. Robots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> real girls.

  • @deathdrone6988
    @deathdrone698815 күн бұрын

    The first one is pretty obviously a real person that amazingly mimics a robot, I mean the most advanced robotics companies around the world including in China at best are aboe to make their robots shuffle, to be able to have a human walking cadance like that would put them decades ahead of anything else.

  • @Andrew-fy4tw
    @Andrew-fy4tw13 күн бұрын

    DUUUDE I would totally buy a robot woman with glowing red eyes to be a personal security bot and deck it out in some of my military gear.

  • @notacommie5415
    @notacommie54156 күн бұрын

    Except that street walking robot had a limp

  • @Tzreoaor
    @Tzreoaor16 күн бұрын

    It would the the most supportive partner I’ve ever had compared to these modern “women” pretending to love you until you run out of funds to spoil them.

  • @fulcrum2951

    @fulcrum2951

    15 күн бұрын

    Who dumped you?

  • @thiswasamistake8077

    @thiswasamistake8077

    14 күн бұрын

    it was probably your personality

  • @noiko4418
    @noiko441817 күн бұрын

    The old man behind that robot girl 💀

  • @GMCLabs
    @GMCLabs13 күн бұрын

    It's probably still cheaper than an actual wife. Can the robot do laundry? 😆

  • @edplax1
    @edplax16 күн бұрын

    AS LONG AS WE CAN TURN ITS TALKING ABILITY OFF

  • @angelhurtado55
    @angelhurtado5517 күн бұрын

    this is what happens when a country that bans films like terminator and blade runner decides to get into robotics

  • @justincancelosa5773
    @justincancelosa577316 күн бұрын

    This should’ve been a “China fakes everything” segment just focused on “Fake Girlfriends” 😂

  • @An-yq6oy
    @An-yq6oy14 күн бұрын

    Terminator?I think health insurance should cover up the costs for one of these

  • @ralfjansen9118
    @ralfjansen911815 күн бұрын

    As long as the terminatrix does not nag and contradict, can cook healthy, and fulfils her "duties", I would not complain

  • @watersluggers7413
    @watersluggers741316 күн бұрын

    One day, the US would buy this from China aswell LOL

  • @slappy8941

    @slappy8941

    14 күн бұрын

    Hey genius, "as well" is two words. I hope you know your generation is completely fucked. There's no future for you whatsoever.

  • @forgotten_fury6955

    @forgotten_fury6955

    14 күн бұрын

    We developed our own. Way before they did

  • @watersluggers7413

    @watersluggers7413

    14 күн бұрын

    @@forgotten_fury6955 *right they did*

  • @purpose6648

    @purpose6648

    14 күн бұрын

    Boston Dynamics

  • @Asm0sday

    @Asm0sday

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@forgotten_fury6955Japan did it first

  • @Theboyfromjupiter
    @Theboyfromjupiter17 күн бұрын

    I'll take 20...

  • @Youtuber-uz2nk

    @Youtuber-uz2nk

    17 күн бұрын

    😂 😭

  • @nena7080
    @nena70809 күн бұрын

    didn’t we learn anything from detroit become human?

  • @Avation911
    @Avation91113 күн бұрын

    She might be cold hearted, but that oil still makes it slippery

  • @anders9646
    @anders964617 күн бұрын

    Imagine when she can go down and pick up groceries, come home and cook dinner and clean up afterwards. Then I'm getting one 😂

  • @Ace345r

    @Ace345r

    16 күн бұрын

    Dansker spottet

  • @Gamendyne
    @Gamendyne17 күн бұрын

    lonely people just getting lonelier 😬

  • @BattleTardigrade
    @BattleTardigrade12 күн бұрын

    That Robo-Arm-Tree... ok. Sleep was nice. I'll miss it.

  • @Dontbesosoft
    @Dontbesosoft12 күн бұрын

    Imagine them while being deployed talking about their "girl" back home 😂😂 at least these guys will still have someone waiting for them 😂

  • @thenailarchitect0808
    @thenailarchitect080817 күн бұрын

    The girl is real she used to dance she is really good at doing the robot 😂

  • @cloudycrisps7290
    @cloudycrisps729017 күн бұрын

    If you’re gonna make robot companions, why waste that tech on fake people??? The idea of walking around with a robotic Pokémon pet or maybe an Autobot would be awesome! But a fake person just comes off as overtly creepy…

  • @lockhak33
    @lockhak3312 күн бұрын

    The Terminator was the male body builder version of these robots

  • @gibbygibbstein7858
    @gibbygibbstein785810 күн бұрын

    "You're lonely, I can fix that." Aah AI

  • @leostarings2535
    @leostarings253517 күн бұрын

    I think this is the most normal thing so I've seen in China, and I kinda like it

  • @verti3213
    @verti321316 күн бұрын

    Having robot girlfriend is pathetic. In fact it may cause person to feel even more alone when they realize robot can't reciprocate their feelings. Also, we only need to wait till robots start selling ads "Honey, I love when you buy Bud Light beer from convenience shop around the corner!"

  • @nsisland

    @nsisland

    16 күн бұрын

    Let em have their little fun 😂

  • @pallottisuvisheshbhavan671

    @pallottisuvisheshbhavan671

    16 күн бұрын

    I'm turning airplane mode on😅😅😅

  • @SpookyBuddiesChannelForS-de7qr

    @SpookyBuddiesChannelForS-de7qr

    15 күн бұрын

    Right? How could a cold heartless unfeeling machine compare to a robot woman

  • @awelonstudio
    @awelonstudio7 күн бұрын

    A woman with a off switch. The perfect woman.

  • @meestyouyouestme3753
    @meestyouyouestme375313 күн бұрын

    I don’t know what’s scarier: 👤“yo! Wtf you checking out my Bot?” Or 🤖“boop! WtB you checking out my hooman?!”

  • @Rondo2ooo
    @Rondo2ooo14 күн бұрын

    Are we still in the phase of not disturbing your opponent while he's fup?

  • @LBCB94025
    @LBCB9402517 күн бұрын

    *_Bet she dont talk back tho!! Lol_* 😆👍🏻🖤👏🏻🤷🏼 #Yigidy!🤙🏻

  • @andrive

    @andrive

    17 күн бұрын

  • @LBCB94025

    @LBCB94025

    16 күн бұрын

    @@andrive *_exactly what are you confused about??_* 🧐🤔🤨🤷🏼 #wth

  • @Waverlyduli
    @Waverlyduli16 күн бұрын

    Robot girlfriends means even less reason to give birth to females in the Middle Kingdom🤖 ❤

  • @shonklebonkle324
    @shonklebonkle3244 күн бұрын

    If i had the choice i'd never make a robot look like an actual human when i could make them look like a menacing sci-fi robot like the ones in Ghostrunner or such.

  • @user-ef6li1xw8l
    @user-ef6li1xw8l14 күн бұрын

    Yeah this is a very famous tiktoker known for the way she can imitate robots

  • @quillbot9682
    @quillbot968216 күн бұрын

    as an Indian, I admire this tech from China

  • @mechchungus4702
    @mechchungus470212 күн бұрын

    The way the robot walks is similar to an assaultron... 💀

  • @SSukram_
    @SSukram_10 күн бұрын

    I thought that everybody could tell its a robot and that it wouldn't be realistic enough. But it took me a minute to realise the old man in the factory was a robot too 😭

  • @VaultBoy1776
    @VaultBoy177610 күн бұрын

    I laughed so incredibly hard at the Taiwan reference. Good stuff! from- Kalifornia, CCPUSA

  • @Legurchin
    @Legurchin10 күн бұрын

    I don't think these robots would ever be able to stand up and balance, let alone walk around. They wouldn't ever have to anyway i suppose.

  • @famouswolf526
    @famouswolf5268 күн бұрын

    This looks like West-World series.

  • @peza.
    @peza.14 күн бұрын

    New mission, buy medieval armor and buy a humanoid robot, now you have a robo-knight following you everywhere

  • @diagnostician001
    @diagnostician00113 күн бұрын

    With a robot girlfriend, maybe us men can finally start winning arguments.