The Chelsea dagger ringtone had me dying 💀

@tealquartz

Жыл бұрын

Seriously?

Damn not the Malort 🤣😭

@pianosbloxworld4460

Жыл бұрын

Nightmare fuel, that Malort, eh?

@kevinhegwood615

Жыл бұрын

You beat me to it...but on the other hand, what if she orders two more Malorts? Keeper?

@pianosbloxworld4460

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinhegwood615 if she orders two more malorts, she’ll be loyal but if you cheat on her she will destroy the fuck out of you.

@kevinhegwood615

Жыл бұрын

@@pianosbloxworld4460 Hey, a keeper's a keeper.

With my dating history, I'd count this as a win. Ol' boy somehow didn't mention Justin Fields once.

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I did I said “you think fields is the guy?” 😂

@kevinhegwood615

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyViti my bad I don't know how I missed that. Too many traumatic memories I guess.

Honestly as a woman. I would be excusing myself to the bathroom. Quick escape.

Beta kappa Apple pie. That one made me lol.

"Chelsea Dagger" as your ringtone.

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Hopefully either the bears or cowboys go to the Superbowl again in my lifetime. The reason why I said that is because I live in the Dallas area.

Bro you ever hit Florida I got perfect Florida man videos down here

Dope

What bar is this