The Lighthouse (2019)

@one5643

4 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what thinking

@thecelestial4021

3 жыл бұрын

True

@FrankOConnor

Жыл бұрын

They're both loosely based on the same true story, but I'd argue that this one is much more existentially terrifying. One thing to deal with infectious madness, isolation, loneliness and guilt -- trapped with a constant threat of dread, violence and eldritch horror dredged from fathoms unknowable, but quite another to live every day with a farting radge.

@RCassinello

14 күн бұрын

My gorgeous Glaswegian wife introduced me to "Gonna no dae that" in 2019, and then Covid introduced me to "The Lighthouse". I spent half that fuckin' movie waiting for Deadrig Ciggory to say "Gonnae no dae that" and Pusscat Williem replying "Hoooooo?!"

I love how 3 decades later, scottish folk are still quoting this.

@Emosnake.

Жыл бұрын

Gonnae no dae that

@wayniewayne

Жыл бұрын

@@Emosnake. I was gonna say that 🤣

A great great sketch. Thank you for putting them together. Brilliant.

@winegums3211

4 жыл бұрын

Two pints prick 🤣

They were very cheeky back in 1901 : )`

Am lucky enough to know two lighthouse keepers just like that :-)

@jimmy2k4o

2 жыл бұрын

I thought lighthouses were automatic now? I wanted to be one but read they’re controlled by machines and don’t have keepers anymore.

The fake hanging was my favorite because the way he says how

Guy to his pal"I watched a movie with Sylvester in it last night".. the pal"Stallone"... naw it finished last night.

Gonnay no dae that, just gonnay no!

Im here because of that „i do voices“ kid..

@jbo.6

6 жыл бұрын

Samet Zen haha same

@Nathan-nh6xd

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@adammillson7618

6 жыл бұрын

It's a good channel.

@mavmav0YT

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jayaafride2316

6 жыл бұрын

Me tooo

7:22: “I’m havin’ a nap…I’m havin’ a nap.” Hahahahaha!

@maskutchitamagotchiworld7005

2 жыл бұрын

@ 7:40

@alberto77775

2 жыл бұрын

Can you write down what said from 2.58 until 3.22...?

*smashes seagull against rock* Daffoe: Gonnae no dae that!!!! Pattinson: how? Daffoe: just gonnae no…….

Jist, gonnae no?

Why is this so beautiful?

Watching this as a starter to the main course of "The Lighthouse" at the Glasgow Film Theatre Feb 2020. Should be on in more places by the sound of it. Beneath the comedy here is a sinister past truth 😉

absolute genius

Nice one! You could also do the "man loses his temper"-sketches.

@BustyGretchen

3 жыл бұрын

@Jamie McCallum lol yeah, thanks!

best and funniest part are the very last lines

exactly! just tell them Gonnay no dae that, just Gonnay no!

My fave is got to be.. they left me with a scar! The exact same as a cross.. go on touch it 👍😂 bahh

What music do they use for the beginning of the sketch?

i love them!!!

5:20 I like how the king was in check and he moved his queen :P I wonder if anyone else caught that

It's just a prank bro! The prank:

Love it!

Scottish patter is the best man

fu----g great, love it

Gonny No Dae That How Just Gonny No

Excellent!

@piratesRus64

8 жыл бұрын

thank you x

Timeless humour

@Kelly14UK

4 жыл бұрын

2 decades on, it hasn't dated. Brilliant stuff.

@winegums3211

4 жыл бұрын

Kelly this is better than so.e shite you get on telly these days and also this is better than little Britain

what a complete troll

I am doing to be dead honest with you now: I RESPECT YOU! You replied in a kind manor, for that - Thankyou. I also understand why you are insulted. I wrote this a while ago and I am horribly shamed at my delivery. I am not in the right place to be the one to dictate what other people find funny, I was horribly out of place, but you were the only one to be half-civil about it. Thankyou, and Regards- Wolfiepro1

The wan wi the chanty is HILARIOUS 🤣

No problem. I have strived to be polite since I posted that. I agree fully Thankyou and good day!

Sconeae no dae that was a good catchphrase.

@Alphae21

3 жыл бұрын

aye!

"HOW"

Thay left me with a scar my fave bit all is good. Done that to girlfriend and scaed life out her

Gonnie no da how How Juuust gonnie no

Love it. Ps Helicopter pad in 1901 :-)

Gonnae no dae that

what's the tune played when they show aonoch mor?

Classic

LMAO!

@ElnaCopper

9 жыл бұрын

❄️

Gonnae no dae that!

@rockydavis94

3 ай бұрын

How?

Missed some

Gotta love Scottish patter!

Am havin a nap am having a nap lol

My god malcolm nooooo

The best show ever! (the porn mag one is my favourite :D)

its gonnae

Class.

@donnalasman

6 жыл бұрын

lordkucan yes it's s 1 brainer

What about the one where Greg is on the toilet looking for toilet paper, then Ford opens the door wrapped in the toilet paper?

@lewissmith1214

6 жыл бұрын

LeeJay07701 classic

From 2.58 until 3.22 ..what said

What I don't get is, in the last sketch they both refer to each other as Duncan, even though in the hanging sketch, Ford's character is called Malcolm.

@traceythompson1092

10 ай бұрын

How?

I know right haha. XD

Lol Escape fae Alcatraz et the en'. Belter.

@TheChaz1745 gonnae..

Anyone know the song at the beginning

@jcwarlock

Жыл бұрын

Cripps plays it at camp in rdo lol

I randomly said gonnie no date that... So came here

stevie holland does c/wood E.K mean anything to you?

What was he no gonnae do?

when is it going to be 1902 ?

Best one is the last one, blows the lighthouse up!

Who cares about the accents it's still funny , mind you if Gonnay had been on any of the Lighthouses I served on ,he would have more than likely accidently fallen out of the door. Only joking !

Been trying to find a torrent with the collection of Chewing the fat. Anyone got one?

@piratesRus64

3 жыл бұрын

I will try and link you , are you on Facebook?

@WorldWidePatriots

3 жыл бұрын

@@piratesRus64 oh safe man. Just post the link here with a gap bro and I'll take the gap out

@WorldWidePatriots

3 жыл бұрын

@@piratesRus64 YT and Reddit are the only ones that don't keep banning me lol.

Ten years on , we still have two clowns in power

Back to the good old days where you could say anything and people would just laugh i still remember watching this way my gran

“How?”

its actually "gonna nae dae that"

@druss69harad61

6 жыл бұрын

craft no it actually isnt. Its a script.

idc what it is -.-

Where can I get the show as a complete torrent? Anyone got a site? Also, I don't get it. Gunnae no do that surely means. Going to not do that. But it actually means, don't do that. I don't get it 😂😂😂

@thatoneguychad420

3 жыл бұрын

So in English it's Don't do that. Why? Just. Don't.

@piratesRus64

3 жыл бұрын

I will send you a link to the torrent site if you want , KZread won’t let me post it here

@thatoneguychad420

3 жыл бұрын

@@piratesRus64 legend thank you. Just give it me with gaps in the middle like The pirate bay . Org as an example

@alberto77775

2 жыл бұрын

Can you write down .what said from 2.58 until 3.22?

@thatoneguychad420

2 жыл бұрын

@@piratesRus64 got that link be

Its Jack And Victor Fae Still Game ......

@piratesRus64

7 жыл бұрын

JackCousar Volgs sure is...chewing the fat was a series they made b4 still game...in fact jack n victor originated from chewing the fat

@TheGlasgowGamer

6 жыл бұрын

Your comment sounds like a line Bobby would say 😂.

@TheGlasgowGamer

6 жыл бұрын

B edwards If it is done in a funny style and done in a sort of YTP sort of way, I don’t see how it wouldn’t be a good idea.

Like 3:00

If this is 1901 how come they have a helipad on top of the lighthouse ??

@piratesRus64

4 жыл бұрын

36814 it not actually ment to believable... it’s comedy , you know, ha ha ha etc

@36814

4 жыл бұрын

@@piratesRus64 And here was me thinking it was filmed 120 years ago . What a mistaka to maka

@rockydavis94

3 ай бұрын

@@36814 Allo allo

Scots or English, who knows 😂

I'm clearly not the 1st person to have asked this, but what does it mean when he says "Gonnay no dae that. Just... Gonnay no."?

@claverhouse1

10 жыл бұрын

"Going to not do that" ie, Would you please refrain from doing that again?

@krashd

8 жыл бұрын

+Deathshke And 'how?' and 'why? are interchangeable in most of Scotland so that is why he says how instead of why.

@qualifiedidiots2165

8 жыл бұрын

Gonnay - Going to No Dae - do That. How - Why?

@petermirtitsch1235

7 жыл бұрын

Remember that "how" can mean "why" or "why not"?

@lucyhurst1586

5 жыл бұрын

You really couldn’t work that one out from the context?

lol it's cool i'm also dyslexic :) fair enough dude :)

I do voices gang🔥🔥

[insert "I'm not a chav and I find this funny" comment here] You're getting on at another person insulting you, but you are trying to insult the people who find this video funny, while at the same time disrespecting a country's language (which is a strong part of any country's culture). It's okay if you don't like it, but others find it humourous not because "it's Scottish" but because of the pained expression and delivery of the punchline. No need to get on your high horse about it.

That means a lot, thank you! I think it's only natural some people get defensive when they feel they are insulted which is why other replies were rather heated. You are certainly entitled to whatever opinions you hold, but I just felt like it wasn't right to mock people based on that. I don't think it's fair people were mocking you in return either. Thank you for being civil in return to my message too! :)

it's kiernan not kiernen :)

Oh good, I like you. Sorry I'm dislexyc, my spelling can be off sometimes. I was beign sarcastic with the Less than fluent english joke and I don't act immature... I enjoy myself :3.

Which definition? I'll give you the whole list 1. I have mental disabilities, none of them affect my physical body in any way shape or form. 2. I don't really care if you think I'm stupid or incompetient. I don't follow crowds. 3. I am not a sex slave. I'd be much happier if I was. I'm kidding about 3 ofcorse. The happier part I mean. ...These are definitions from Urban dictionary by the way. I don't generaly know what slang terms mean.

who actually cares how a "slang" phrase is spelt, the whole notion of slang is that its spelt how it sounds so GONNAY get a life and stop nitpicking about the spelling of something that is not ment to be spelt right in the first place DUMB-ASS

That is such a narrow view of what education is for. Education is for vocational, theoretical, and cultural enrichment, and diminishing language diversity can only lead to cultural impoverishment. Furthermore, why do you think teaching kids a language (or dialect, if you must) that will make it easier for them to learn Nordic languages or Dutch (which had a strong influence on Scots) won't help them in a global working environment? That makes zero sense. Your high horse is looking pretty low.

@druss69harad61

6 жыл бұрын

friendlypolarbear that's not very friendly

This is the problem in the world. I'm being half decent in my responces, while you talk in some broken Angleish and insult the human intelligence. If you did not like the video or do not understand the Scottish language, then you should promptly leave.

Ah but it's not slang any more. The SNP have decided Scots is a language and primary school kids are now being taught words like gonnae, windae, snaeman etc. So we need uniform spelling if it's a language. I think it's slang too by the way and it's a national disgrace it's being taught as a language.

@the180crew

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck sake man I’m just here to enjoy some laughs and I go into the comment section to find a political debate from someone who’s clearly just here to pick a fight as I see no other comment here arguing against you. You’re not going to start some revolution by commenting on a KZread video about your views (which I disagree with) on the Scots language, no one asked you too so just don’t.

Yeah Scots is a dialect and thanks to the SNP it is being taught as a language in primary school. I certainly don't see the benefit in my son being taught words like windae instead of window, toon instead of town, tae instead of to, caur instead of car, whaur instead of were etc. Schools are supposed to prepare our kids for further education or work (in what is now a global working environment). Teaching them Scots is of no benefit to either.

@petermirtitsch1235

7 жыл бұрын

Scots is a LANGUAGE, and one of the THREE indigenous languages in Scotland officially recognised by the EU.

@shaunmcguigan6202

6 жыл бұрын

Your not gonna start a protest on a KZread comment section I appreciate the scots language and clearly you don't we've seen you comment the same boring comment at least 5 times if you don't like the language then why watch this great video it's always gonna be the same like going to a school in Spain yer gonna get taught Spanish ain't ye well it's the same here I'm pretty sure the people who voted for snp knew what the right disition we don't ask you to start a big protest just leave it

@snipper1ie

6 жыл бұрын

They're teaching the dialect in school? Seems strange, it's not another language, just different pronunciation of the English language. They're at the same thing in 'Norn Irlan', teaching Ulster Scots, which is English with an accent and a few colloquial words thrown in. English is a language, as is Gaelic and Gallic. I have a good few Ulster Scots/ Scots phrases and other words in my vocabulary, which I use every day, but, to me, it is English. I'm often chided about my 'Fancy talk', when I speak properly on certain occasions. I've yet to meet the Spaniard who would understand what a 'winda', a 'floour' or a 'door' was.

@snipper1ie

6 жыл бұрын

Will Brexit do away with that?

@MishimaToshiro

5 жыл бұрын

Ally Wildgoose Thank you I've learned some new words from you today :)

I'm all for language diversity (by all means teach my kids French, German, Italian etc) I just don't support the teaching of slang. The job of a teacher is to prepare children for further education or work and using words like toon, doon, whaur, caur, windae and gairden does nothing for either. I spoke to the heads of 7 secondary schools about the SNP introducing it and they were all horrified.

@petermirtitsch1235

7 жыл бұрын

That isn't slang; Scots is an internationally recognised indigenous language, (we have THREE in Scotland), and it is closer related to Middle English than Modern English. Part of the problem comes from snobbery, and anti Scottish sentiment when Scots is put down as being "slang". I was acquainted with a Scots poet and historian, and the language itself, although similar to Modern English, is quite different in some ways, with regards to pronunciation, syntax and grammar.

@petermirtitsch1235

7 жыл бұрын

Another unionist lying about the SNP? Tut tut. When were the SNP proposing to introduce slang into schools?

@lucyhurst2534

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, get fucked.

@ciaranmcguinness8900

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck up wanker

@babybuzzie7276

4 жыл бұрын

You are completely missing the point. This show was never posted anywhere claiming to be an educational tool, you have tried to imply that it is. This was a show to make people laugh, full stop. There are some things in the show that might not make everyone laugh but it certainly was not trying to damage the Scottish people, their dialect, culture or heritage or stunt people’s intellect. I love the show because it makes me smile and given the world we live in today, we need all the shows possible to show us that’s there’s still something we can enjoy.