The 34th Rule of Chess: If it Exists, there is a Chess Version of it.

@ronaldromans

2 ай бұрын

Sooooo what about chess balls

@tolomas3721

2 ай бұрын

Chessticles

@ronaldromans

2 ай бұрын

@@tolomas3721 lmao

@deloptin545

2 ай бұрын

wrong, the 34th rule is that the troll can have an affair

@RandomPersonuwontknow

2 ай бұрын

I'm Beating My Chmeat With this one

I love how rule 8 is just a horse.

@Tyranitar.

2 ай бұрын

hors

@ArceusFireForme

2 ай бұрын

He

@ajtcj1356

2 ай бұрын

Hous

@uselesscheesucake8901

2 ай бұрын

@@ArceusFireForme I guess HE finally got tired of politics and became a horse

@tookiecar1

2 ай бұрын

It’s connected to rule 9

So, a theory regarding the ending: You turn into a troll after winning because of Rule 11, "If the black king dies, the crown is given to another member of the royal guard. The perpetual cycle continues." And the troll plays as his own king piece. But if you capture all his pieces, there's nothing else to invoke Rule 11 on. So he kings _you_. There is no win condition for white - either black wins, or white becomes black and wins. So how do you avoid this fate? You cheat. Notice how the troll's last words are to accuse you of cheating? That was his fatal mistake. Next time you play this game, try pressing space during the ending and see if it lets you go into accusation mode. Calling his Rule 1 violation and cheating back is probably how you get the good ending.

@hunterchichester5720

2 ай бұрын

OMG

@hptuseqz7437

2 ай бұрын

in theory it may give you that ending... but there's one thing you missed. Successfully spotting a troll cheat will allow you to cheat back as revenge... "You [may] cheat this turn" It's not really a direct statement... but could it be that to win is to not..?

@Ariamaki

2 ай бұрын

There's also the paper pointing out that he doesn't want pawns to ascend, specifically drawing out all of them...

@tsunamininja

2 ай бұрын

My theory (halfway through the video) is simply that you need to win without cheating to get the good ending.

@lantosrevial8846

2 ай бұрын

@@tsunamininja So I bought the game after seeing that Icely didn't want to make a no cheat run, proceeded to play the entire 1st game without cheating, and was rewarded with the good ending. After you win, the troll calls you an idiot for not cheating despite him cheating all the time and the rulebooks allowing you to cheat if you call *their* cheats, then asks you if you were trying to teach him a lesson, and finally tries to convince himself that you cannot change him, repeating it 4 or 5 times. He then slips and falls (does the slippery tiles movement). You can then go up, and get now rewarded with the "You crossed the bridge." quote, followed by the number of attempts, the time, and a quote stating that you never cheated before the credits roll, and you get sent to the main menu.

the closest we've gotten to a full chess battle advanced game

@ReeseHosgood

2 ай бұрын

Definitely. This is going to be fun to watch.

@sergewind2208

2 ай бұрын

Isn't Chess Battle Advanced supposed to be an advanced version of Chess Evolved Online? or am I rusty on the lore?

@felipecardope

2 ай бұрын

@@sergewind2208 You are, chess battle advanced was canceled, now there is Chess Battle Advanced (icely version)

@bird9188

2 ай бұрын

I still don't understand what chess battle advanced is

@ReeseHosgood

2 ай бұрын

@@bird9188 Basically, the phrase “chess battle advanced” is just just a running gag on Icely’s channel similar to the phrase “that’s just a theory, a game theory” from the game theorists channel.

Hi Finn here! Thank you so much for playing the game

@WordUser

2 ай бұрын

A truly advanced version of chess

@Joe_Griddly

2 ай бұрын

underrated game + comment

@konignickerchen7265

2 ай бұрын

The hand rubbing is very formidable.

@user-mb9gt2fl8g

2 ай бұрын

findanse

@paulomatute4114

2 ай бұрын

I think it would be nicer if you didn't instantly lose for you cheating/false accusing, just a bit too punishing in my opinion

act/chapter 1 is before meeting the goblin, act/chapter 3 is after defeating it.

@The_Dr_Fate

2 ай бұрын

so this is act 2? and where is the act 1

@tsquitz

2 ай бұрын

@@The_Dr_Fate act 1 is the start of the game, before the goblin appears, act 2 is before challenging the goblin

CBA!!!!!! "The rules are the same as chess, except for these changes."

@Joe_Griddly

2 ай бұрын

that was a uhhhh whos that one guy that makes videos like "How to play uno flip" and he explains it beautifully reference, right?

@_Solose_

2 ай бұрын

​@@Joe_Griddlyi dont know troller

@theneoreformationist

2 ай бұрын

yes@@Joe_Griddly

@janthejetplane5668

2 ай бұрын

,,For a refresher of those rules, check out this video *points to top-right corner*''

@thomkoval

2 ай бұрын

​@@_Solose_it's something like sss games.

Finally, chess got an update

Cheat Battle Advanced.

When there's only one piece left, you can actually just cheat. He has no more pieces, therefore he has lost.

@Can-uj5pv

2 ай бұрын

Except for a tower, if you still have one on your side, I'd guess.

@valorune

2 ай бұрын

cool i was wondering if you could do that

@Ayelis

Ай бұрын

How do you mean? Doesn't he always take your king with his king, which is his last piece?

you out-goblin'd the goblin by not doing the no-revenge-cheat run. I am frustrated but at the same time I'd do it too. lol

I think the good ending involves something along the lines of getting across the bridge... without trollification. Maybe no cheating.

@aidensnyder2420

2 ай бұрын

yeah, probably beat the game without revenge cheating

@Maxwell_Twist

2 ай бұрын

This is correct. It took 7 attempts and 48 minutes, but I just got the good ending. Just don't cheat.

9:00 "This is undefended right now" he says forgetting the troll rules on pawn movement

@ZachAttack6089

2 ай бұрын

Also not realizing that there's a bishop right next to it defending it lol

9:40 it was you capturing the old king with your queen

We'll be waiting for the sequel to this CBA, the Decent Battle Advanced

I think the enemy lift of your pieces occasionally to make you think that they moved and you false accuse him You did fall for it the first time

Like playing chess against a child... who made their own rules...who is also cheating, very nice

@The_Dr_Fate

2 ай бұрын

but he actually writen all the rules and when u catch him cheating he lets u cheat for one turn too

100%ed this game just now. Great game. My complaint was exactly what Icely did -- troll does not understand page T2. He can accuse you of cheating even when the cheating piece does not exist, HOWEVER -- that's because this is a special case. Both the troll and the player are not allowed to cheat in a way that removes the cheating piece from play. If the cheating piece becomes a castle, the castle is now the cheating piece.

Bishop goes on vacation, actually works out of town

@sliporful

2 ай бұрын

well isnt it because he goes on like missionary things

We all have trauma to rules after playing the password game

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

That rule looks very sus

Cheating Bridge Antagonist.

this is like if the inspector from papers please played along with the rules of chess made by a 6 year old

@casesater

2 ай бұрын

LMAO

Finally, an advanced chess battle.

I see everyone is speculating how to get the good ending, my 10 cents is to keep your pawns alive, get the troll for cheating 8 times, or naturally ascend your pawns, there was a torn page about not letting all 8 of them ascend

@Kreschnav

2 ай бұрын

I had the same idea. The first ending I got was from ascending all my pawns. Thank you bishops.

Papers, chess.

Teacher, teacher, if the tower doesn't summon a valorite scrap every 8.5872 seconds, then may I accuse it of cheating?

It is totally feasible to beat him without cheating. most of his cheating is silly stuff.

I like how the troll hits a little jig

No rule 34?

If my paternal grandfather still had his mental faculties this game would give him a conniption

Chess Bridge Attlevanced

Rule 34 of Chess 😊 Rule 34 💀

Chess battle abridged

The only game of chess that admits the AI is cheating.

Poofesure should play this game. The look on his face is gonna be PRICELESS.

I think we should show this game to Doug Doug

@inv_hana

2 ай бұрын

Twitch chat boutta be wild

The chess of lawyers ig

Chess Bridge Adventure

I checked the achievements and (semi spoilers about Endings) Theres not just a "good" and "bad" ending: theres also an "Ascension" ending and a "Goose ending" (??!) I can only assume the ascension ending is based on pawns, but... goose?? I dont have a clue.

16:20 thats such a funny troll, changing what happens when pawn reaches the end xD

25:14 You're not allowed to stack pieces

@UltimaDoombotMK1

2 ай бұрын

I mean, it did never say that other pieces could capture friendly pieces. Only that Towers (rooks) could.

What a cool little game! I'm not even going to watch the video, I'm buying this right now.

troll battle advance

@simonwillover4175

2 ай бұрын

Troll Saddle Advanced!

This is a really neat concept, if it could be randomized everytime it could have a lot of potential

This is unironically the best thumbnail I've seen in years

Chess on-a-bridge advanced

rule 34: do not make pawn bottom

Oh my God, just take the castle with your bishop!!

Hikaru and Carlson got a hell of a rival now.

What can I say the thumbnail got me..

wait a minute......

@frenchtoast.mp4

2 ай бұрын

wait a hour…..

@tookiecar1

2 ай бұрын

@@frenchtoast.mp4 wait a day….

@frenchtoast.mp4

2 ай бұрын

@@tookiecar1 wait a week….

@frenchtoast.mp4

2 ай бұрын

oh wait it shoudve been week

@frenchtoast.mp4

2 ай бұрын

okay i fixed it, carry on

papers please chess

the ending follows the Troll's rules, when the king is defeated, it passes the crown to the next piece

This is like playing chess against your little sibling who "always wins" and "never cheats" because he make up the rules

The unholy fusion we all needed. Chess and The Password Game

Awesome, love weird chess games

finally. chess battle advanced.

I don't have a rook anymore! 16:56

Can’t wait for part 2!

What a great game idea, and execution...

chess banter advanced

This was a very big-minded video.

This is Chess Battle Advanced of all time

Troll: You may cheat this turn Me: I move all my pieces onto your pieces.

i think act 1 is before you meet the troll, act 3 is after you beat the troll and act 2 is after you meet but before you defeat the troll

8 acending probably means something happens if all 8 pawns acend

great channel! keep it up!

imagine this with multiverse time travel

I like the fact that black pieces' king is just dancing and vibing troll 😂 It's so hilarious)

i love the graphics

8:50 its especially difficult considering what happened last time two towers were next to eachother

i liked the part with the troll chess

Dude you probably gotta ascend all of your pawns or something

Hi! You are my favourite KZreadr and you have shown me a LOT of awesome puzzle games. Extra Deluxe Chess Battle Advanced.

I'm incredibly impressed how fast Icely adapted to the stupidest possible Chess rules

This is the only chess game I could win against someone because I play less chess than them

I imagine this is what it’s like to play chess against a 5 year old.

Sounds like "Double Cranko," only with actual rules.

the thumbnail is wild lol

I think you could accuse troll of being out of bounds in the last game

This is Impressive.

the algorithm hit

This game si so well animated

Bought the game after watching 3 minutes of your video. Best marketer award.

What an awesome game.

finally, chess 2

"Bishop from Z99999 checkmate you" vibes

Finally! Chess is getting an update! xD

When the bishop turned into the king, it broke the rule cuz the king cant be out of the map

This was internaining as F! Loved it!

Pov: you try to play chess with your lil bro

Wait the paper don’t pawns ascend if they make it to the back row what happens if all 8 pawns do?

Since I dont see anyone mentioning it: around 6 minutes, black picked up your bishop and set it down in the same square. Technically it wasn't moved. Cheeky bastard.

:) cursed battle advanced (:

3:03 i was gonna say "guys is this a lisa the pointless reference" but i realized it might actually be a lisa the pointless reference

You should have taken your own queen at the end, im guessing that would have checkmated him since his king was off the board and it was his last piece so all he could do was move your queen back and forth to stall. He mind-gamed you out of a checkmate victory

The rules are same as the same as chess, except for these changes:

hmm this is how chess works now