31:19 - Lindsay taking an entire wall ride in a Rocket Voltic without touching the rocket boost once. That's the kind of high-level elite gamer strats we come to Achievement Hunter for.

@MrDevilRays

3 жыл бұрын

I unintentionally shouted "Boost!" at my pc during that part lol

@timpalmer1983

3 жыл бұрын

haha you would have thought they would figure out why the quad bikes went slow by now too. Pretty sure Alfredo figured it out in his first cunning stunts

@SeanTerisu

3 жыл бұрын

The seemingly unending patience Michael has for Lindsay is on full display halfway through this video.

@Wargwolf91

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeanTerisu He's calmed down so much since they've had kids. He's the game dad now lol

i like in the human cheese discussion where jeremey just points out that they have named multiple men

@giggityguy

3 жыл бұрын

I think they were all making a veiled reference to the joke from Meet the Parents, where the dad says, "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?" I'm pretty sure Jack sneaks a quote in there somewhere

@svengal97

3 жыл бұрын

Concerning cheeses I'd get rid of, the maggot cheese is right fucking out. That's completely fucking unnatural and I want to shoot the person that decided that was a good idea.

@svengal97

3 жыл бұрын

Concerning human celebrity cheese I'd eat however, Mila Kunis or Scarlett Johansson.

@godofchaosandmadness

3 жыл бұрын

@@svengal97 do you think the hotter the person better the flavor? wouldn't vegetarians be better because of diet and what not

@Jallorn

3 жыл бұрын

@@svengal97 You do know that honey is bee vomit, yes?

Love how any and all aggressive interactions between Michael and Jeremy turn into old men. lmao

@cxfxcdude

3 жыл бұрын

You and your friends are dead.

Poor Matt. He was in first by such a huge margin for two games back to back. And both times, his computer decided he didn't get to play anymore.

@mattplays1589

3 жыл бұрын

Even his pc screws him over.

@WhisperUK

3 жыл бұрын

It's Kick Matt come to life.

@J-manli

3 жыл бұрын

That's the payment for his luck in Mario Cart.

The old men are so pent up that they're just breaking out of michael and jeremy now

"If you eat regular cheese do you gain the powers of a cow?" As someone who is lactose intolerant the answer is yes, Matt. I do gain Cow Powers

@Crystal_Bull

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinito19 As a bull can confirm

@Cobra3111

3 жыл бұрын

I can also confirm this too.

@chrisbuttonshaw2088

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinito19 HAHAHAAHAHA

@solaris419

3 жыл бұрын

Infinite Fartworks

@rivengle

3 жыл бұрын

Methane, all the methane...

"Why would there be an alternate route that just stops?" I don't know, seems pretty cunning to me.

Jack: "How am I in fourth?" Matt: "Because you're behind third and ahead of fifth." That moment went unacknowledged but goddamn it almost made me spit out my drink.

@callumdonington2227

3 жыл бұрын

Most Matt jokes are like that.

@becomingsentient1208

3 жыл бұрын

See also: "It's doing asbestos it can" from one of the One Night game sessions

@HoodWeegee

3 жыл бұрын

Matt has becomes the king of unnoticed, but hilarious one-liners in AH

I would love for Michael to lead one of those spam calls in circles using his old man voice and just do everything wrong

@nightrayneraven1323

3 жыл бұрын

I'll buy whatever he is selling

@Booksds

3 жыл бұрын

Michael x Kitboga collab when?

@meankat38

3 жыл бұрын

@@Booksds Kitboga is the grandma and Michael is the grandpa 🤣

Dude. I didn’t think they could have a conversation that was weirder that the Matt jerky one. But I have been thoroughly proven wrong with celebrity cheese.

@potatoman3654

3 жыл бұрын

Quarantine’s providing some quality conversations

@storymaster164

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatoman3654 who’d a thought it, eh?

@midasmagnezone4282

3 жыл бұрын

Around the world in 80 cheeses

I was taking a drink when Jack asked “how many blind celebrities are there?” I spit my drink everywhere. I found that way to funny

@christopherrobin8134

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the joke? Asking for a friend.

@basketballjosh534

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherrobin8134 ITs a moment between jack and jeremy. Ill try to find the time stamp real quick.

@main.ignisha

2 жыл бұрын

Roughly around 25:39

Aww, it's not cunning stunts without Gavin getting a DNF every race

@dixiebot

3 жыл бұрын

GAVIN IS DEAD

@chunken117

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, technically... he did not finish any of the races.

@anegwa

3 жыл бұрын

Where is he anyways?

@snowcat1930

3 жыл бұрын

It’s sad day with out gavin lol 😂

@madspet9106

3 жыл бұрын

@@anegwa I'm curious too, seems like he's in less content lately. I hope he's not getting ready to leave completely

I love how much of a cheese connoisseur Michael is being lactose intolerant

Michael instantly reverted back to his new jersey accent retelling that cheese story, thats how pissed he got at kraft singles

Michael spitting facts about the cheese life in Jersey. Deli's everywhere. Forget buying kraft crap.

Lindsay; "I am a mere vessel for the chaos gods" Now if that isn't the truest sentence I'll hear all year Idk what will be

@kingthe13

3 жыл бұрын

Wait that means her children are chaos gods Michael has doomed us all

@durandol

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sensing some serious heresy here.

@TKrystine

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingthe13 Lindsay goes by they/them pronouns btw

@Fordo007

3 жыл бұрын

@@durandol someone needs to let the Inquisition know

Iceberg is extinct so they've moved onto Romaine

@fledfromdema1955

3 жыл бұрын

Lettuce stop here to analyze our mistakes.

@midasmagnezone4282

3 жыл бұрын

Damned Rocket boosts

Matt coming straight out of left field with the Legend of Korra reference.

Lindsey saying all dogs are extinct. Me looking at my dog cuddled up to me on my bed” what are you?!”

@ShadyGamerHDX

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually a cat dressed up as a dog

@GabePuratekuta

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but dogs never existed in the first place.

@pattininja95

3 жыл бұрын

Them: "The moon landing was faked" Me: "You believe in the moon?"

@garysmith3037

3 жыл бұрын

Think of the movie The Thing..........

@alsenddrake7764

3 жыл бұрын

It's a lazy wolf.

AH chaos in the morning is always a win

@Billa094

3 жыл бұрын

Afternoon is also good

@jagcubyugi9

3 жыл бұрын

Ding.

"I am but a vessel for the chaos gods" is such a raw line and I kind of want it as a tattoo now??? such is the power of the Lindsay.

This needs to be an ah animated, “ah talks about cheese”

@midasmagnezone4282

3 жыл бұрын

It'd have to be like 20 minutes long though

2:13 So... when we getting the "There's No Horn" compilation? :P

At 11:40 I noticed that there were only 5 people playing, I thought there were six, because I had another tab open and I heard Alfredo in another video.

Man, so great of Matt to put so much work into finding these great and unique maps from all over the world, I’ve learned so much!

Michael: "Get rid of Swiss cheese." Me: "THE DEVIL YOU SAY?!"

@Fordo007

3 жыл бұрын

Swiss, American, Provolone... the holy trinity of cheese.

@MastermindHen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fordo007 American???

When are we getting another round of Lindsey Wins? That was a hilarious gametype that was filled with suspense and joy for all

@SubjectiveObserver

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know. That seems like a concept that only works once. A new video can never live up to that perfect ending.

@cronnos49

3 жыл бұрын

@@SubjectiveObserver it can work multiple times if you judge by their Minecraft backlog (for example Clouds and Cloud X or the King games). Plenty of games were redone with minor twists. Have a Gavin Wins or Jeremy Wins. Slightly change the rules and boom, new video with the same enjoyment.

@LetsSyncFanEdits

Жыл бұрын

A Third Lindsay Wins video better also have Geoff in it somehow, his reactions are always priceless!

"why would they leave that here?" says Jack who purposefully went around the ramp blocking the entrance to the other pipe

Them: "What cheese to get rid of?" Me: "MAGGOT CHEESE"

“All dogs go to heaven” “Bad landing” “Sounds like you’re not a dog” 🤣

"I am but a vessel of the Chaos Gods" Considering their penchant for colorful displays and affinity for Chaos, Lindsay will be one of the first adherents of Slaanesh.

@cxfxcdude

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmm...id say Chaos undivided. They’ve got the rage in ‘em Revels in betrayal and madness Penchant for the lewder and more finer things And i imagine they would find nurgle worshipers delightful (personality wise, definitely not on the outside. Or the insides)

@Cyrathil

3 жыл бұрын

I can see Undivided. Chaos in its most basic, primal form.

@cxfxcdude

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cyrathil maybe Lindsay is Bel’lakor

@TKrystine

3 жыл бұрын

@@cxfxcdude Lindsay goes by they/them pronouns

I don't think I've ever stuck with a channel for this long before. Over 10 years since I first started watching the AH Crew and they're still releasing bangers

"I am but a Vessel, for the Chaos Gods!" ~ Lindsay (7:45) ... Me: [Thumbs Up!] No truer words have been spoken before.

Hell yeah Matt and Lindsay talking about Nuktuk from Legend of Korra lol

I would pay good money to watch these people attempt any of the 99.99999% impossible challenges on GTA. The rage would be delectable.

@nolanchill

3 жыл бұрын

They might even RageQuit

The old men were slipping out and I couldn't be happier...

There goes Michael again, putting all the responsibility of the video on Matt at the beginning 🤣. it's my favorite thing. Thank you guys for another video that will put a smile on my face.

Michael's line about Jeremy and the bear at 42:03 literally made me spit out my beer was not expecting that 😂

honestly matt is so good at finding these maps. genius to pick ones from each continent

Just a note about platypuses and wombats glowing under UV light: it's technically not bioluminescence, since they're not producing their own light. The technical term is fluorescence (or biofluorescence), which is where you absorb one wavelength of light (in this case UV) and emit a different color (I think it's a greenish-blue for these animals). Jeremy's guess about the ozone layer and UV protection isn't a bad one, and Michael is right that there are actually way more fluorescent animals than we think. Scientists are looking at animals that we'd never considered might be fluorescent, and we're finding out that all sorts of creatures display some form of fluorescence. Chameleons, for instance, have fluorescent bony protrusions on their skulls, and different species have different patterns, and some corals use fluorescence to convert the blue light they get into other colors that are more useful for their symbiotic algae to do photosynthesis.

Even in all of the turmoil of the world, you can always count on Lindsay DNFing in a GTA race lol

I was very surprised to hear Lindsey mention muktuk, dont really hear to much on native alaskan food online :)

shout out to matt’s NUKTUK HERO OF THE WATER TRIBE reference, lot of people skipped over korra 17:57 ish

@V2Blast

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed The Legend of Korra! It had its flaws, but it had its good parts, too :)

Matt, I see your Legend of Korra reference, and I APPRECIATE you.

@jittercritter

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT REALLY OMG (I haven’t watched much of the video yet)

@V2Blast

3 жыл бұрын

​@@jittercritter: After Lindsay mentions "Muktuk" (the Inuit food), Matt says, "You mean Nuktuk, Hero of the Water Tribe?"

Lindsey: I am but a vessel for the chaos gods. Sounds like we need a Lindsey plays Warhammer 40k.

@2sappy

3 жыл бұрын

She's the one who taught Be'lakor everything he needed to know about chaos undivided.

@TKrystine

3 жыл бұрын

@@2sappy Lindsay goes by they/them

As a fellow human from Jersey..........Michael's indignance about kraft singles, especially while over friends houses, is beyond accurate and justified.

Missed these, pure entertainment to relax to. Chatting and sprunking, hoping for the elusive undersprunk.

Drowning is only peaceful right at the end because a lack of oxygen makes your brain go woozy and you feel high. The lead up to that is extremely painful, as inhaling water hurts like a bitch. Getting set on fire is, in theory, much more painful, but if you burn to death at a certain point your nerves are destroyed so at the very end you don’t feel anything. Personally I think one of the worst ways to die is hypothermia. Burning to death and drowning only take a few minutes, but hypothermia takes hours.

I think what this video showcases the most is that they still don’t know they can turn horizontally in the air Edit: apparently jack does

@LanaLlama20

3 жыл бұрын

You can? Like left and right?

@DogTrash556

3 жыл бұрын

@@LanaLlama20 yup! I play on Xbox and I know you hold A to rotate your car mid-air to align yourself for a perfect straight landing. I can’t imagine how many races or free mode chases I would have crashed in if I didn’t use that feature. If you’re tumbling in the air, you need to align yourself to be upright first, then hold the (handbrake?) and rotate to face forward. It’s slow, so it’s only useful on a jump with decent airtime.

@LanaLlama20

3 жыл бұрын

@@DogTrash556 I never knew that thanks!

@DogTrash556

3 жыл бұрын

@@LanaLlama20 (also it may be the RB button depending on what you have handbrake set as)

the most impressive part of this video is Matt restarting his computer and getting back into GTA all in under 4 minutes

To answer Michael's question on what cheese I'd want to get rid of. I'll say cottage cheese.

I was like wow lindsays doing good, misses a boost and then boosts into a wall

Michael talking about sighing up for the "Do Not Call List" and still getting spam calls....that is a big mistake. You are best just ignoring the calls entirely. Because when you are in the call and select the options to be put on the Do Not Call List, you are basically letting them know that your number is an active number that can accept calls. The more calls you respond "do not call list" with, the more spam calls you are going to get overall. So, if you get a spam call, it's best to just ignore them outright to they think your number isn't an active one. It won't stop them from calling completely, but you should get less calls in general.

On the exotic cheese front, hear me out - cows are pretty close genetically to deer, but also to GIRAFFES

If you're nothing without the Shell, then you don't deserve to have the Shell, Matt.

fun facts! - Platypuses (yes that's the correct plural form, not platypi) aren't the only mammal that lays eggs; they're Monotremes, a very small group of egg-laying mammals, the only existing members of which are Platypuses, and the 4 different species of Echidna. Yes, Knuckles lays eggs. - Being mammals, they produce milk, but they have no nipples. So, they just secrete it through their skin! Platypuses sweat milk. Kudos to anyone who already knew this from that one Phineas and Ferb episode. Also kudos to anyone who knew the males have poisonous spurs in on their ankles, from that other episode of P&F. - Speaking of Phineas and Ferb, the whole glow-in-the-dark bit was true! Turns out they glow under UV light, and get this: The glow is greenish-blue in color. Dan Povenmire, creator of P&F, made Perry that color to make him stand out, and randomly got it completely right! Also fuck getting rid of a cheese bc I don't like it, I wanna get rid of all Babybels. I'm not particularly fond of them, but I know a ton of people are, and imagine the chaos if it just didn't exist anymore

29:52 Lindsays laugh caught me off guard, that is my life exactly

Jack with another joke of the year, did it last year saying “roll that beautiful bean footage”, fromundacheese takes this years joke lead, how none of them got it is amazing. Back to back champ, Jack patillo!

HOW DARE YOU HATE ON SWISS, MICHAEL!!! AS A WISCONSINITE, THIS IS TREASON!!!!!

Cunnies without Gavə... at the start of the video I was wondering who was going to perpetually be last (the one who makes me feel at ease when my hiest team decides to do races.) It was not who I expected.

Would it be ironic to make mouse cheese? Imagine the thousands of mice it would take to make that happen....

i love that matt always references alta and lok

Lindsay did really well in this. I know she only finished 2 races and never got a podium place, but she was only 1 second behind first place in the last race, she was consistently around and ahead of other people during the races (including decent chunks of time when she was in places 1-3), and usually was ahead of at least one other racer at the end.

That’s it. I’m teaming up with celebrities and creating : Celebri-cheese! That’s gotta make some decent cheddar.

Ok Lindsay with the dogs being extinct line was genuinely just hilariously funny.

What's your favorite part of the episode Billy? "I like the one where they talk about celebrity breast milk cheese for a loooooooooooooong time!"

This conversation about human cheese is the reason I have a phobia about other people making me cereal

I think this is the first time a gta video has gotten a laso alarm

By the way, the correct answer to what cheese to get rid of? Limburger. Good God, why anyone thought to make cheese with the same bacteria that causes athlete's foot is beyond me, but that stuff is foul.

I hope everyone has a good week!

@DayumBass

3 жыл бұрын

You too brother

@ableemu

3 жыл бұрын

No U

@rose.mp4.

3 жыл бұрын

you as well, stay safe

@kawaiiell3357

3 жыл бұрын

*Uno reverse*

@SpenserMadden

3 жыл бұрын

That's illegal, it's allergy season again

Cunning Stunts... it's back.. 😭thank you Matt!

Australians be like: Crikey, I got vegemite all in me peen

Jack: There's a tube that's a dead end, why would they do that?! Me, a European: Europe.

Love how the intro is almost always the vibe of the Let's Play in every video

Gods. 11:06 brings back some Memories. Back when They were Binary, and Oh boy. That Moments. Scary thought, getting into Lindsey's Headspace

Lindsay: “now if i say all dogs are extinct...” and just as Matt says “Yeah and then someone looks over at their dog..” i look over at my dog 🤣

“I am but a vessel for the Chaos Gods” -Lindsay Jones

The cat in the expressVPN intro was the real MVP of this video, let's not kid ourselves

Michael's second 'pilot' announcement is everything. 'I'm ok with my decision.' I legit had to pause the video I was cracking up so bad.

All dogs were harmed in the making of this let’s play.

13:45 "That's how they do in Europe... have you not seen roundabouts?"

The other night, I had a dream that Michael Jones died in a plane crash. The plane was trying to fly through a tunnel and he and another unnamed member of AH both died in the crash. I felt so sad because I know he and Lindsey have a couple of kids and they just lost their daddy. I woke up convinced it had happened and I had to actually google him to see if it really happened. Perhaps I have been watching a little too much AH GTA videos.

As someone who works in the hell of the phone industry the do not call list only applies for telemarketing. If it is a survey it doesn’t apply

I'm really sad that Jack kept from making the classic "I'M STILL IN THE AIR" because of where that joke originated 😔 but I completely understand why he doesn't. You can hear the pain in his voice when their all in the air too

@gavinjones4246

3 жыл бұрын

What's the time stamp ?

@WheelsOzzy

3 жыл бұрын

7:10 ish

Actually, I live near Cheddar. Only cheese from there is Cheddar cheese. Everything else is actually just 'sparkling cheese'

Man GTA was hating Matt more than Geoff hating Matt...

Yes! More Lindsay. She's racing for us out there that......don't always finish 1st. Or place. Keep up the good fight Lindsay! We're cheering for you!

@TKrystine

3 жыл бұрын

Lindsay goes by they/them

@TKrystine

3 жыл бұрын

@Chubby Bunny I’m just informing. And Lindsay said that they prefer being called they/them by the community and only wants to be called she by people close to them.

Black or Grizzly Bear? Go up to it and kick it in the shin. After run away then climb a tree. If the bear gets you before the tree it is a Grizzly Bear, If the bear gets you in the tree it is a Black Bear.

The jokes in this one are just on time and perfect. Also, I want to see the extinct dogs conversation animated, lmao.

I at a Wendy's chicken sandwich right before watching this and I was so disappointed to find out I missed out on the blu cheese crumbles

My heart broke a tiny bit when Michael said he hates Swiss. How can you love bleu but not Swiss? It doesn't add up!

12:40 So... Lindsay is intentionally messing up right?

@anegwa

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Whale milk is as thick as toothpaste so that the baby can actually drink it underwater. Good luck making cheese out of that.

Lindsay: “Alright we already know that humans make cheese. Which celebrities cheese would you eat?” Me with a very confused and sour face while also trying not to laugh: eugh..

Swiss is delicious Michael. You absolute Harlet

Oh my god. Lindsay legit finished a race, holy shit! Proud of you!

“Montery Jack, Pepper Jack, when did Jack get a monopoly on cheese?” Can’t wait til Michael gets a cheese named after him. I’d definitely eat some Montery Michael.

.... after learning Scooter got loose in those woods, the bear crossing comment now fills me with absolute dread.

Get some platypus milk and eggs, make yourself a cheese omelet all from one animal.

Random maktaaq reference. Come to Nunavut, Lindsey. You can crash on my couch and cuddle my doggos.