"Nah man its for my probation officer." "Oh does he drink pee?"

@joel8583

6 жыл бұрын

LOL!!

@brendanmcgrath4768

5 жыл бұрын

Lol best part

@ghostkid8984

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@zareksunrhodes8104

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brianwilliam5034

5 жыл бұрын

Urophilia

I don't wanna be responsible for turning you into a drug addict

@D.A.Y.302

6 жыл бұрын

TheAzurinboyz2012 I fuckin guess 😂😂😂😂😂

@yawningpheonix

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, man. It's really bad for you.

@marvinparsons3315

5 жыл бұрын

Soap addict

@jennyaldrich7456

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaaaaaahaaaa how funny

@TheStopShort

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t you read Ann Landers?

those guys could make a dead man laugh

@tekobari

8 жыл бұрын

+Maher David Watch my car do the twist . . .

@johnnyblaze1957

8 жыл бұрын

+Maher David so true this is such a great scene.

@thefreedomguyuk

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pure genius !

@transylvanianite3391

8 жыл бұрын

+Maher David Excellent response!

@bobshaw4063

7 жыл бұрын

They were hilarious for sure .

Imagine seeing it the first time in a midnight theater while you and your friends are passing a joint back an forth, then you could smoke in theaters, now that was some funny shit you'll never forget!

@danielpound1519

2 жыл бұрын

I could imagine how fun that would be

@brokenteethalbumreviews5388

2 жыл бұрын

My buddies and I smoke when we go to the drive in on classic weekend

@paulthanasse7405

Жыл бұрын

I know!... I was there!....it's my fave movie bit!... hysterical

@michaelpolkey5996

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂😂😂

@steviealvaalbany2730

8 ай бұрын

Stop lying 🤥 you never could smoke 💨 in the movie theaters especially not weed especially in the 80s ! I swear people say anything 😂

Admit it, folks: the best part of the whole scene was when he drank the pee the second time.

@joel8583

8 жыл бұрын

+jmowreader LMFAO, Hell yea!!!

@ZhaoYun320

8 жыл бұрын

+jmowreader that was funny when he drank it first then the second time i died laughing XD

@evantrapp486

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha hell yeah

@haydendraycott7897

8 жыл бұрын

The second time was especially funny because Chong purposely gave it to him that time!

@rawhydemusic8620

6 жыл бұрын

jmowreader that part made the whole movie lol

Every car on the road back then was beautiful

@flyguy619

9 жыл бұрын

nice observation

@LayLoow

9 жыл бұрын

Something no1 but u picked on Thinking outside the box ;)

@MustObeyTheRules

9 жыл бұрын

Yea I love cars so couldn't help but notice all the good looking cars on the street.... To bad most of them got crushed.....

@MustObeyTheRules

9 жыл бұрын

Yea I drive an old square body chevy pick up it has nice steel bumpers on front and back, no plastic and foam.

@BSTXOC

8 жыл бұрын

+grapeswish101 Ur a lame.

"I'm not gonna turn into a drug addict"famous last words when someone tries drugs for the first time

@sonnyj2k

8 жыл бұрын

me

@amearawatsky348

6 жыл бұрын

only famous last words when *an addict (well, future addict) tries drugs for the first time. most who try drugs never even develop a habit, let alone an addiction.

@dogwoodhillbilly

5 жыл бұрын

Except with weed and shrooms

@kriswilliamson414

5 жыл бұрын

Deep South Gaming incorrect on so many levels

@-exillion-4307

4 жыл бұрын

Ketamine

"OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE!" kills me every time 😂

@TheOriginalCaptainTrips

Жыл бұрын

fuk yes, never gets old

I just love the little subtle jokes in these movies. "it's for my probation officer," "why does he drink pee?"

@soulreaperx7x

5 жыл бұрын

I mean he said it straight out. Wasn't subtle at all....

@RideAcrossTheRiver

Жыл бұрын

@@soulreaperx7x Cheech drinks pee

I absolutely love the look on Chong’s face as he’s waiting for Cheech’s reaction after snorting the soap! XD

@tunafish6017

3 жыл бұрын

Salt

@davidrich27

Жыл бұрын

@@tunafish6017 It’s weird. It sounds like he says salt, but it looks like it was soap, with all the foam coming out of the window.

@joemiller9931

Жыл бұрын

" hey, bendeckos, how's it going?! "

@thunderlipsbrother1411

Жыл бұрын

Cheech thought he was slick 😂😂❤

I got brain damage from laughing so hard 😂😂😂

You can never beat this film , it was a classic

"No don't drink that, man." The look in his eyes when he realized what he drank. Laughed so hard I vomited.

@ecgameplayer

3 жыл бұрын

Then he starts blowing bubbles

'is that coke?" ... "Yeah, and it smells like it too"

@poopstain5216

5 жыл бұрын

From Briggs to you that’s not what the line was you poop stick

@Loverboy7789.

5 жыл бұрын

@@poopstain5216 lmaoo Poop Stick

@paulliebler7660

3 ай бұрын

I know that smell 😂😂

"Oh Shit, I am going to Die". So funny it hurts.

"Ok, I don't want any then..." "Good." "Hey man, don't be so chicken shit! Gimme some!" LOL

i grew up watching these movies with my pops and his friends till this day i still go buy them😂

2:25 "it's all i got" lmfao!

@Abraksas112

8 жыл бұрын

+Claudio Salvatore cracked me up too

@KyJoe01

8 жыл бұрын

+Avenged84 Pun intended!

@bigpoppa3866

7 жыл бұрын

Claudio Salvatore fucking classic!!!!!!!

@claudiosalvatore754

7 жыл бұрын

It is for sure..it never get's old! :-)

@Esotereclectic

5 жыл бұрын

A big ol' sleeping bag of it right there!

"It's all I got"... comedy gold

@marcodmagnifico2737

3 жыл бұрын

a KILO'S WORTH: "i gotta make it last..."

"HEY MAN THAT'S SALT, MAN!" LOL I died laughing at that!

@leahbrown2139

4 жыл бұрын

Otto von Kurzhaar he said salt

@djames6043

4 жыл бұрын

@@leahbrown2139 no he said soap thats why there's bubbles coming out of the van, it did sound like be salt with his accent.

@tyrannicaltypomichaeltester

4 жыл бұрын

@@leahbrown2139 soap Actually

@bobbg9041

4 жыл бұрын

Its laundry soap, it used to be powder! Where you get bubbles come out of the van if its salt?

@Tommyblueeyes

4 жыл бұрын

@@leahbrown2139 Its SOAP! why do you think all the bubbles?

This is the funniest scene ever man. Jeez I laughed so hard the first time I saw it! I'm crying watching it again!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!

@TheMetalhead678

8 жыл бұрын

HAHA yeah this is funny as fuck. xD

@eddietorres4157

6 жыл бұрын

guibox3

@peggycreek449

5 жыл бұрын

guibox3 this is one of my favorite CHEECH & CHONG scenes.

@kylenasseri4327

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@lolol-mz5cu

3 жыл бұрын

the funniest one has to be when they smoke the big blunt

Cheech is singing My chichona instead of my Sharona! lmao

@gagangaja8941

7 жыл бұрын

Bobjrod Bobjrod T

@marcchavez6658

5 жыл бұрын

rougly translate to "My big titted..."

@luisreyes1963

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcchavez6658 Noice! 😎

Smoking a blunt watching that video had me dieeinnnng😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The way his face lit up when he whipped out the detergent 😂💀

“I don’t want to be responsible for turning you into a drug addict”. Lmao.

@marcodmagnifico2737

3 жыл бұрын

"It'll give you a brain damage...that's bad for you. Don't you read Anne Landers?"

50 years later and that shit is still funny as fuck!

Watched this so many times and still laughing my ass off XD

@ivoryadeline9563

7 жыл бұрын

Demitry Scavenger ditto, fucking hilarious!!!!

@eltrollski7369

7 жыл бұрын

A true classic

Chongs face after Cheech takes a 2nd gulp always makes me laugh

“Aye man that’s pee” idk why that part cracks me up every time🤣

“That’s all I’ve got.” Lol that’s enough blow for 100 people to snort all night long

@paulliebler7660

3 ай бұрын

Lmao that's enough to make the entire cheer leader team for the Dallas cowboys to get naked and do you bro 😂😂😂

I usually don’t show much emotion or laugh at stuff that I think is funny , but this is one of the few things that make me laugh

Haven't laughed so hard in a long time RIP Bro you loved these guys!

ohhhh shit im gonna die

@joel8583

7 жыл бұрын

Ain't we all!

when he drank the piss i was laughing so hard i could barley breathe XD

@Tommyblueeyes

2 жыл бұрын

Barley?

I enjoy watching the people in the background because a lot of times with these movies they never warned the public that they were going to film a movie. So most people you see are real pedestrians and not actors. They usually look around like wtf??

@JayKay-zt2bo

4 жыл бұрын

lol is that really true ??

@JayKay-zt2bo

4 жыл бұрын

i like seeing the old cars and garbage and graffiti and stuff too... reminds me of sweet childhood

@Tropicsca

4 жыл бұрын

@@JayKay-zt2bo watch the movie again and youl see lol, its hilarious.

@EarthAltar

2 ай бұрын

​@@JayKay-zt2bo It's called guerilla filmmaking. Filming in public without a permit is usually illegal. UCB perfected the technique, and would air the clips during the end credits of their TV show. Hilarious stuff visited on an unsuspecting public.

My coworkers looked at me funny when i said i didn't know what cheech and chong was, now i understand why

When I saw this movie on video 35 years ago at age 6 with my father, I laughed my head off

Hilarious movie. You still laugh out loud when I see this. "I'm going to die" lol

Oh holy shite! I'd actually forgotten that one, I'm sitting here with tears running down my face, I've been cackling so madly that both the cats came to investigate.....those guys are treasures. I'm gonnta get all my old pals together and watch 'Up in Smoke' again.

I got stuck in traffic and pissed in a empty cup. Accidentally took a swig about 5 min afterward. Forgot I had finished my coffee!

@ChrisSlack

8 жыл бұрын

+Frank murphy 98.5 F salty piss with a hint of coffee.

@thehawk1160

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Slack glad you checked ;-)

@haydendraycott7897

8 жыл бұрын

Omg no offense man but that is hilarious! :

@mileswolfy4774

7 жыл бұрын

Bet it was warm

@ChrisSlack

7 жыл бұрын

I've only told the story to my four closest friends at a Christmas party. It was only about a week after it happened. 1/2 found it funny, the other two were repulsed and almost gagging

Still funny as hell to this day

I'm gagging and laughing at the same time

I can't, this is gotta last me, and this is all I got, must have used those lines a thousand times, definitely one of my favorite lines and scenes of all their movies

This will always be a classic😂😂❤️

It's Saturday night, and I just felt like searching "cocaine funny" on KZread so here I am.

@poopstain5216

5 жыл бұрын

Ikmel A.A.A. Lies

@mahdisaid4259

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@heavengiven1111

4 жыл бұрын

What else did you come across? :)

This is my favorite one from cheech and Chong LMAO 😂 he knew it was not coke

@rysmith9433

5 жыл бұрын

Barak is laughing

Love this movie my mother took me to see this when it first came out....Thanks mom

I was by myself driving 70 mph down a rural highway with a tow truck behind following me to my friend and his wife's house to drop off a car I wreaked. It was dark outside and I had to go so bad I was actually squirming around in the seat so I pissed and actually filled a 72 oz drink mug I had with me stuck it up on the dashboard of my SUV but when I turned right it slid and spilled like a Tsunami wave and soaked my pants from top to bottom lol I was 50 miles from my own house.The moral of this story is never piss in any motor vehicle especially off a motorcycle unless you're at a complete stop

When Cheech drinks the pee the second time I just lose it😂

Classic, classic and classic. Thanks for the laughs. The best!!!

Cheech stays thinking he’s gonna die in these movies. Too comedy!

probably the best scene out of all their movies

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna DIE!! I'M GONNA DIE!!" 😝

HEY MAN THAT'S SOAP! and the look he made when he realized he first drank piss killed me...

@ezescousin14213

5 жыл бұрын

salt not soap

@ccvee7287

4 жыл бұрын

@@ezescousin14213 soap.. hence the bubbles

Yo this 1 of the only scenes that can make me almost die from laughing so hard I swear. The 🐐

This scene is legendary

Two of the funniest guys on the planet... Bar NONE! 🤣

2:25 “ that’s all I got” & I also like the part about the pregnant girl scene LMFAO 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Classic scene, I remember watching it over and over.....

Best comedy act EVER!

3:15 “OH SH** IM ON A DIET”

@joeydodge2624

3 жыл бұрын

Roddy Jarrar he said, "oh shit, I'm gonna die"

3:10 LMFAO @ "Oh shit, I'm gonna die"..all these fucking years later and I am sitting here with tears in my fucking eyes...lol

1:17 “Watch my car do the twist mane” 😂🤣 gets me everytime

"Its all i got man" lmao 🤣😂

Best scene they ever did

I love the way Chong laughs

“Watch the road man watch the road!” 🤣🤣

I remember when coke was not even considered addicting, People just didn't go out looking for it, usually people just smoked pot and drank beer or wine, but then if there was some coke around, that was something to do now and then at a party, not anybody thinking about living on the stuff. I sometimes think the government did something to it to make it addictive.

@genesis3790

5 жыл бұрын

yes ! just how even weed is much more potent now

@isaiahhernandez9465

4 жыл бұрын

Genesis H that’s from growers making it probably the same with coke

@onfoenemgrave

3 жыл бұрын

Your theory is retarded and you should feel ashamed.

@XxfishpastexX

3 жыл бұрын

The coke that came through in the 80’s was very pure. Coke is addicting, but when it’s cut, a gram doesn’t take you as far. The high purity is what made it addictive. Nowadays there’s been instances of suppliers cutting it with fentanyl. A very dirty business indeed.

@nyxunderhill6437

2 жыл бұрын

You must be addicted to coke to think this

It's all he got ??? Lmfao more than enough !!!

@joel8583

5 жыл бұрын

Apparantly !!!

2:50-2:59,kills me everytime with cheech laugh and instant oh fuck,I think Chong genuinely laughing as well

@johngerson7335

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, agree on Tommy's laughter. I don't think he meant to crack up that much in the scene, he just couldn't help it lol...

Best part is when he offers the pee. XD OMG

@joel8583

6 жыл бұрын

LOL!

Remember I first seen this couple years back I never laughed so hard in my life, I rewinded it bout 20 times😂😂

I don't know why but I'm laughing in my sleep

Can't stop laughing!!

Man those guys are the best.. no one else like them in the world!

This movie is legendary

We used to call teachers we didn't trust Sergeant Stedenko.

one of the best skits LOL love it!

Best scene EVER!!!

THE BEST THESE 2 TOGETHER!

I laughed so hard it hurts, love that part

LMFAO for almost 35 minutes from 2:53 on to the end of that sketch. Soooo funny!!

I haven't really lol'd in a long time😂

Next movie is the best Cheech & Chong film, hands down. From the garbage can of gas, to the red curtains in the van, to "How do u get this thing outta first?!", and to "Watch the road. Why where's it gonna go!?" To me, Next Movie was simply better than Up in Smoke.

@ACG7001

5 жыл бұрын

§paethon meh. It’s just as funny but can’t beat the classic.

@trillfa9774

5 жыл бұрын

§paethon Hell yeah I’ve been saying that ever since I first started watching their movie that Next Movie was the best one hands-down!

@ACG7001

5 жыл бұрын

Treal FA no its not

the good days. man i miss these times.

Awesome. These guys are the greatest. Movie classics.

Aye, Chichona!

Knowing the actors that’s probably real coke😂

I remember i was a guard for a prison in texas some guys in a cell were described and i quote on the radio "couple of offenders actin like cheech and chong in their cell" then i acted stupid and said "who's cheech and chong" i shit you not everybody including a sergeant and a LT looked at me like i was from mars

A fun movie that signified the 70’s. Fun raucous happy times!

This video is the test of good stuff, it keeps getting funnier.

My tio owned an econoline van in the early 2000s with the carpet and curtains on the windows the most pimp shit in those days 🤣🤣

I love how at the end Chong is laughing so hard he can barely get out watch the road 😂

chong's laugh aaaaha hahaha haaaa

@joel8583

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like Chong really accomplished a trick on Cheech!!!

oh I'm so very sorry

first REAL time i can recall crying of joy AND first time i can recall having pain from laughs

3:01 had me cracking tf up

It's like Chong planned everything to a tee.

Damn he is pranking him bad

This shit is timeless it will never get old!@

ha 1:22 let's twist again, like we did last summer. ~Chubby Checker. cheech knew some good songs like one summer night

@RobertPerez-qt9ss

7 жыл бұрын

Niko here what's up g